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| BULLETIN #107 -- JULY 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in McKinney, TX (Attendance: 36,925) |
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Francois Fiddlesticks defeated CANADA: Alberta Ascari in 6 at 3:43 (Hammerlock) by 72.
CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle won over Benoit Balderdash at 29:58 (Stunner) by 1.
Gilles Gobbledygook overpowered TRIBE: Dishonesty at 1:02 (Camel Clutch) by 217.
Didier Drivel overpowered Bodybag Garibaldi in 12 at 2:45 (Brainbuster) by 155.
Henri Hogwash outmuscled Wild Man Cooley in 6 at 6:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
Didier Drivel pinned Teuton Tony at 4:52 (Superplex) by 108.
COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson tied CURE/VD: Encrypted at 4:53 (Double Disqualification).
CURE/VD: Polymorphic pinned Benoit Balderdash at 18:01 (Camel Clutch) by 7.
Main event: COT/FRM-16: Vincent Kennedy Marchand decked COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 39:22 (Stamford Stomp) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Shawnee, KS (Attendance: 31,468) |
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Didier Drivel outmuscled CANADA: Alberta Ascari in 6 at 4:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 75.
CURE/VD: WHAM! bested CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle at 28:28 (Camel Clutch) by 1.
Francois Fiddlesticks over TRIBE: Uncompetitive in 1 at 3:40 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection pinned Bodybag Garibaldi in 12 at 1:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 152.
Gilles Gobbledygook annihilated Wild Man Cooley in 6 at 1:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection destroyed Teuton Tony at 3:05 (Camel Clutch) by 106.
COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson drew CURE/VD: Zombie #69 at 6:03 (No Contest).
Benoit Balderdash pinned Henri Hogwash at 29:19 (Superplex) by 3.
Main event: COT/FRM-16: Vincent Kennedy Marchand decked CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army at 48:52 (Stamford Stomp) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Coon Rapids, MN (Attendance: 39,925) |
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CURE/VD: Yeast Infection pinned CANADA: Alberta Ascari in 6 at 2:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 77.
CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle outmuscled Quasi Dragon at 27:56 (Stunner) by 4.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais destroyed TRIBE: Uncompetitive in 6 at 3:31 (Headbutt) by 84.
Pascual Poppycock beat Bodybag Garibaldi in 6 at 4:35 (Fallaway Slam) by 69.
Francois Fiddlesticks decked ADL: Total Destruction in 9 at 3:38 (Shoulder Breaker) by 113.
Pascual Poppycock won over Teuton Tony in 10 at 3:17 (Ankle Lock) by 66.
COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson annihilated Pascual Poppycock at 23:32 (Package Power Bomb) by 6.
Benoit Balderdash won over SOS/BG: Luchador Blood #7 at 10:29 (Superplex) by 25.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Mike Drake defeated COT/FRM-16: Vincent Kennedy Marchand at 36:30 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in El Paso, TX (Attendance: 48,537) |
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Pascual Poppycock won over CANADA: Alberta Ascari in 6 at 4:58 (Fallaway Slam) by 73.
CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle outmuscled Henri Hogwash at 28:35 (Stunner) by 4.
Didier Drivel won over TRIBE: Uncompetitive in 6 at 2:37 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 85.
Benoit Balderdash won over Bodybag Garibaldi in 12 at 0:49 (Camel Clutch) by 150.
Didier Drivel annihilated ADL: Total Destruction in 6 at 3:02 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.
Benoit Balderdash decked Teuton Tony at 3:55 (Superplex) by 103.
COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson defeated Benoit Balderdash at 27:09 (Package Power Bomb) by 3.
Benoit Balderdash won over Gilles Gobbledygook at 29:04 (Superplex) by 1.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Mike Drake annihilated COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 at 30:07 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Commerce City, CO (Attendance: 44,245) |
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Benoit Balderdash bested CANADA: Alberta Ascari in 6 at 7:24 (Hammerlock) by 74.
CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle outmuscled Gilles Gobbledygook at 27:29 (Stunner) by 2.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection outmuscled TRIBE: Uncompetitive in 6 at 5:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87.
Quasi Dragon overpowered Bodybag Garibaldi in 12 at 0:45 (Backbreaker) by 146.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over ADL: Total Destruction in 3 at 7:09 (Count Out).
Henri Hogwash annihilated Teuton Tony at 4:48 (Camel Clutch) by 100.
COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson won over Quasi Dragon at 15:34 (Package Power Bomb) by 6.
COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 decked Benoit Balderdash at 27:24 (Full Moon) by 2.
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic bested CURE/CTI: Mike Drake at 30:41 (Camel Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in Leduc, AB (Attendance: 42,335) |
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Henri Hogwash overpowered CANADA: Alberta Ascari in 6 at 5:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 75.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over CANADA: Saskatchewan Mountie in 1 at 5:52 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Pascual Poppycock bested TRIBE: Uncompetitive in 6 at 2:28 (Fallaway Slam) by 83.
Henri Hogwash defeated Bodybag Garibaldi in 6 at 3:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 71.
Pascual Poppycock outmuscled ADL: Total Destruction in 6 at 6:15 (Fallaway Slam) by 90.
Gilles Gobbledygook beat Teuton Tony at 2:07 (Camel Clutch) by 102.
CURE/VD: Polymorphic destroyed COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson at 28:55 (Camel Clutch) by 4 (non-title).
Benoit Balderdash over hFi: Chance "Canadian Suplex Machine" Storm in 6 at 7:52 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic decked COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette at 32:31 (Camel Clutch) by 9. |
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| Card 7: Held in Broken Arrow, OK (Attendance: 45,276) |
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Gilles Gobbledygook overpowered CANADA: Alberta Ascari in 6 at 5:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 75.
Francois Fiddlesticks over CANADA: Saskatchewan Canadian Tuxedo in 6 at 3:42 (Disqualification: nail file).
Benoit Balderdash over TRIBE: Uncompetitive in 1 at 10:24 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
Gilles Gobbledygook outmuscled Bodybag Garibaldi in 6 at 4:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 71.
Benoit Balderdash overpowered ADL: Total Destruction in 6 at 1:44 (Hammerlock) by 91.
CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin defeated COT/FRM-16: Bundy Bayou Skunk at 28:17 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson outmuscled Henri Hogwash at 23:17 (Package Power Bomb) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Mike Drake defeated Benoit Balderdash at 28:32 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic won over CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle at 46:49 (Camel Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 8: Held in Cheyenne, WY (Attendance: 31,361) |
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Francois Fiddlesticks annihilated CANADA: Alberta Clipper in 6 at 5:56 (Hammerlock) by 99.
Didier Drivel over CANADA: Saskatchewan Canadian Tuxedo in 5 at 3:23 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Quasi Dragon decked TRIBE: Uncompetitive in 6 at 5:31 (Hammerlock) by 79.
Francois Fiddlesticks over Bodybag Valenzuela in 2 at 3:34 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Henri Hogwash outmuscled ADL: Total Destruction in 6 at 6:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
CURE/VD: Arianna Spooks bested CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows at 28:58 (Superplex) by 1.
COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson destroyed Gilles Gobbledygook at 27:49 (Package Power Bomb) by 4.
CURE/VD: Polymorphic pinned Quasi Dragon at 20:51 (Camel Clutch) by 10 (non-title).
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic won over COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson at 46:12 (Camel Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 9: Held in Clovis, NM (Attendance: 40,581) |
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Didier Drivel pinned CANADA: Alberta Clipper in 6 at 1:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over CANADA: Saskatchewan Canadian Tuxedo in 13 at 16:59 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Henri Hogwash decked TRIBE: Uncompetitive in 6 at 2:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais outmuscled Bodybag Valenzuela in 6 at 4:36 (Headbutt) by 98.
Gilles Gobbledygook decked ADL: Total Destruction in 6 at 6:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
Francois Fiddlesticks defeated COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais at 29:42 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Didier Drivel destroyed CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows at 27:18 (Superplex) by 3 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Code Red annihilated Quasi Dragon at 29:07 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin).
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic outmuscled CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows at 40:25 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: Pascual Poppycock). |
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| Card 10: Held in Blaine, MN (Attendance: 45,915) |
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CURE/VD: Yeast Infection overpowered CANADA: Alberta Clipper in 6 at 3:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.
Pascual Poppycock over CANADA: Saskatchewan Canadian Tuxedo in 9 at 9:50 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Gilles Gobbledygook won over TRIBE: Uncompetitive in 6 at 2:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.
Didier Drivel annihilated Bodybag Valenzuela in 6 at 4:20 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 99.
Francois Fiddlesticks defeated Waikiki Beach Bum at 2:53 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 156.
Francois Fiddlesticks drew CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin at 7:03 (No Contest).
Didier Drivel overpowered CURE/VD: Yeast Infection at 29:53 (Superplex) by 2.
Quasi Dragon drew Henri Hogwash (Time Limit).
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic overpowered Quasi Dragon at 18:18 (Camel Clutch) by 10. |
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| Card 11: Held in Edmond, OK (Attendance: 30,128) |
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Pascual Poppycock over CANADA: Alberta Clipper in 1 at 2:34 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Benoit Balderdash over CANADA: Saskatchewan Canadian Tuxedo at 1:40 (Disqualification: nail file).
Francois Fiddlesticks over Meriwether Lewis in 1 at 6:37 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection outmuscled Bodybag Valenzuela in 6 at 3:17 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
Didier Drivel over Waikiki Beach Bum in 2 at 8:37 (Count Out).
Francois Fiddlesticks defeated CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army at 27:06 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5 (Guest Referee: AFRICA: Kamala the Ugandan Giant).
Didier Drivel bested COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette at 22:20 (Superplex) by 7 (non-title).
Gilles Gobbledygook outmuscled Quasi Dragon at 27:36 (Camel Clutch) by 2.
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic overpowered CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin at 55:20 (Camel Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 12: Held in Marion, IA (Attendance: 36,203) |
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Benoit Balderdash won over CANADA: Alberta Clipper in 6 at 1:05 (Hammerlock) by 101.
Henri Hogwash destroyed CANADA: Saskatchewan Canadian Tuxedo at 17:28 (Camel Clutch) by 12.
Didier Drivel outmuscled Meriwether Lewis in 6 at 6:28 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
Pascual Poppycock won over Bodybag Valenzuela in 6 at 2:49 (Fallaway Slam) by 97.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection annihilated Waikiki Beach Bum at 0:31 (Camel Clutch) by 155.
Francois Fiddlesticks destroyed COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson at 29:20 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1 (non-title).
Didier Drivel destroyed Pascual Poppycock at 22:20 (Superplex) by 8.
COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 won over Quasi Dragon at 28:42 (Full Moon) by 5 (Guest Referee: SOS/BG: Luchador Blood #2).
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic beat COT/FRM-16: Sly Spallone at 47:12 (Camel Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Frisco, TX (Attendance: 46,898) |
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Henri Hogwash won over CANADA: Alberta Clipper in 6 at 4:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
Gilles Gobbledygook over CANADA: Saskatchewan Canadian Tuxedo in 10 at 11:03 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection beat Meriwether Lewis in 6 at 5:18 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86.
Benoit Balderdash over Bodybag Valenzuela in 2 at 27:05 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Pascual Poppycock won over Waikiki Beach Bum in 14 at 0:52 (Brainbuster) by 143.
Didier Drivel decked Francois Fiddlesticks at 28:46 (Superplex) by 1.
Didier Drivel overpowered Benoit Balderdash at 28:44 (Superplex) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE/GiFt: Sorrow).
CURE/CTI: Mike Drake defeated Quasi Dragon at 15:12 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic defeated CURE/VD: Yeast Infection at 27:37 (Camel Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Omaha, NE (Attendance: 49,966) |
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Gilles Gobbledygook over CANADA: Alberta Clipper in 1 at 4:43 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Francois Fiddlesticks defeated CANADA: Regina Ham at 4:45 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 28.
Pascual Poppycock destroyed Meriwether Lewis in 6 at 2:25 (Fallaway Slam) by 82.
Quasi Dragon bested Bodybag Valenzuela in 6 at 6:22 (Hammerlock) by 93.
Benoit Balderdash over Waikiki Beach Bum in 3 at 1:34 (Count Out).
Francois Fiddlesticks defeated CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows at 27:01 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2 (non-title).
Didier Drivel decked Quasi Dragon at 22:58 (Superplex) by 8 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Polymorphic defeated Henri Hogwash at 17:30 (Camel Clutch) by 10.
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic defeated COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais at 49:35 (Camel Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 15: Held in College Station, TX (Attendance: 32,270) |
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Francois Fiddlesticks pinned CANADA: Alberta Zed at 9:08 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 39.
Didier Drivel over CANADA: Regina Ham in 1 at 0:52 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
Benoit Balderdash over Meriwether Lewis in 1 at 2:42 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Henri Hogwash over Bodybag Valenzuela in 2 at 15:12 (Disqualification: used powder).
Henri Hogwash over Waikiki Beach Bum in 3 at 10:31 (Count Out).
Francois Fiddlesticks outmuscled CURE/VD: Yeast Infection at 27:10 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
CURE/VD: Polymorphic decked Didier Drivel at 29:55 (Camel Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Polymorphic decked Gilles Gobbledygook at 24:54 (Camel Clutch) by 8.
Main event: CURE/VD: Polymorphic bested COT/FRM-16: Bad Marchand at 36:00 (Camel Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Lloydminster, SK (Attendance: 43,632) |
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Didier Drivel over CANADA: Alberta Zed in 6 at 1:59 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection defeated CANADA: Regina Ham at 5:16 (Camel Clutch) by 27.
Henri Hogwash destroyed Meriwether Lewis in 6 at 5:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
Gilles Gobbledygook overpowered Bodybag Valenzuela in 6 at 2:21 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
Gilles Gobbledygook outmuscled Waikiki Beach Bum in 6 at 6:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.
Francois Fiddlesticks pinned COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette at 16:18 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6 (non-title).
Didier Drivel destroyed Henri Hogwash at 24:31 (Superplex) by 8.
Henri Hogwash annihilated SOS/BG: Luchador Blood #7 at 11:51 (Camel Clutch) by 22. |
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| Card 17: Held in Cape Girardeau, MO (Attendance: 47,255) |
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CURE/VD: Yeast Infection pinned CANADA: Alberta Zed at 5:36 (Camel Clutch) by 38.
Pascual Poppycock pinned CANADA: Regina Ham at 7:13 (Backbreaker) by 21.
Gilles Gobbledygook pinned Meriwether Lewis in 6 at 2:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
Francois Fiddlesticks pinned AHL: Brain Surgeon of Death in 8 at 4:13 (Palm Strike) by 116.
Francois Fiddlesticks outmuscled Thai Fool in 11 at 2:10 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 134.
Francois Fiddlesticks beat Pascual Poppycock at 19:15 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7.
Didier Drivel over SOS/BG: Luchador Blood #7 at 0:37 (Count Out).
Gilles Gobbledygook destroyed Henri Hogwash at 29:25 (Camel Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 18: Held in Friendswood, TX (Attendance: 38,809) |
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Pascual Poppycock over CANADA: Alberta Zed in 7 at 4:57 (Disqualification: nail file).
Benoit Balderdash over CANADA: Regina Ham in 5 at 10:24 (Disqualification: used powder).
Francois Fiddlesticks beat William Clark at 1:22 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 145.
Didier Drivel beat AHL: Brain Surgeon of Death in 8 at 1:19 (Flying Dropkick) by 114.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais over Thai Fool in 2 at 7:27 (Count Out).
Francois Fiddlesticks overpowered Benoit Balderdash at 27:01 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Didier Drivel pinned Gilles Gobbledygook at 22:02 (Superplex) by 6.
COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 outmuscled Henri Hogwash at 29:43 (Full Moon) by 5 (Guest Referee: Mil Mascaras). |
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| Card 19: Held in Bismarck, ND (Attendance: 46,266) |
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Benoit Balderdash outmuscled CANADA: Alberta Zed at 10:28 (Superplex) by 35.
Henri Hogwash over CANADA: Regina Ham in 5 at 5:39 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais decked William Clark in 6 at 3:10 (Headbutt) by 71.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over AHL: Brain Surgeon of Death in 1 at 4:22 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Didier Drivel over Thai Fool in 2 at 9:02 (Count Out).
Francois Fiddlesticks defeated Quasi Dragon at 21:57 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7 (non-title).
Didier Drivel annihilated COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 at 29:00 (Superplex) by 3 (non-title).
Henri Hogwash destroyed hFi: Chance "Canadian Suplex Machine" Storm at 13:02 (Camel Clutch) by 18. |
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| Card 20: Held in Fort Collins, CO (Attendance: 43,728) |
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Henri Hogwash over CANADA: Alberta Zed in 6 at 19:24 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Gilles Gobbledygook over CANADA: Regina Ham in 5 at 1:49 (Disqualification: used powder).
Didier Drivel won over William Clark in 6 at 5:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 72.
Pascual Poppycock decked AHL: Brain Surgeon of Death in 8 at 4:38 (Crescent Kick) by 111.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection destroyed Thai Fool in 6 at 3:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 68.
CURE/VD: Polymorphic bested Francois Fiddlesticks at 28:57 (Camel Clutch) by 3.
Didier Drivel over hFi: Chance "Canadian Suplex Machine" Storm in 7 at 0:54 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
CURE/CTI: Mike Drake beat Henri Hogwash at 16:27 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 21: Held in Brighton, CO (Attendance: 42,068) |
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Gilles Gobbledygook over CANADA: Alberta Zed in 6 at 4:56 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Didier Drivel pinned CANADA: Saskatoon Supply Teacher at 8:05 (Superplex) by 48.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection decked William Clark in 6 at 6:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 74.
Benoit Balderdash defeated AHL: Brain Surgeon of Death in 8 at 3:06 (Mounted Punches) by 116.
Pascual Poppycock bested Thai Fool in 6 at 7:03 (Fallaway Slam) by 64.
Francois Fiddlesticks bested Henri Hogwash at 21:23 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7.
Didier Drivel annihilated CURE/CTI: Mike Drake at 27:55 (Superplex) by 2.
COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 defeated Gilles Gobbledygook at 27:40 (Full Moon) by 3. |
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| Card 22: Held in Galveston, TX (Attendance: 32,390) |
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CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over CANADA: Alberta Mountie in 2 at 6:26 (Disqualification: hit ref).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection decked CANADA: Saskatoon Supply Teacher in 6 at 4:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 49.
Pascual Poppycock won over William Clark in 6 at 6:11 (Fallaway Slam) by 70.
Henri Hogwash over AHL: Brain Surgeon of Death in 1 at 1:55 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Benoit Balderdash outmuscled Thai Fool in 11 at 1:25 (Backbreaker) by 134.
Francois Fiddlesticks overpowered Gilles Gobbledygook at 27:25 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5 (Guest Referee: AHL: Zondor the Barbarian).
COT/FRM-16: Soldat M.P. Galette tied CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows at 3:09 (Double Count Out).
CURE/CTI: Mike Drake bested Gilles Gobbledygook at 27:07 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 23: Held in Cedar Rapids, IA (Attendance: 49,326) |
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Francois Fiddlesticks destroyed CANADA: Alberta Denim Dan in 6 at 4:05 (Hammerlock) by 121.
Pascual Poppycock destroyed CANADA: Saskatoon Supply Teacher at 8:09 (Backbreaker) by 40.
Benoit Balderdash overpowered William Clark at 0:45 (Superplex) by 141.
Gilles Gobbledygook bested AHL: Brain Surgeon of Death in 8 at 3:45 (Crescent Kick) by 113.
Quasi Dragon overpowered Thai Fool in 6 at 7:21 (Hammerlock) by 60.
Oklahoma title: Francois Fiddlesticks overpowered COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 at 29:04 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
CURE/VD: Polymorphic destroyed COT/FRM-16: Bundy Magic Alligator at 15:27 (Camel Clutch) by 10.
CURE/CTI: Mike Drake annihilated COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 at 27:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 24: Held in Fayetteville, AR (Attendance: 37,653) |
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COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais bested CANADA: Alberta Denim Dan in 6 at 2:58 (Headbutt) by 123.
Benoit Balderdash beat CANADA: Saskatoon Supply Teacher at 5:02 (Superplex) by 43.
Quasi Dragon defeated William Clark in 6 at 2:39 (Hammerlock) by 66.
Francois Fiddlesticks bested AHL: Samson El Greco in 6 at 6:07 (Hammerlock) by 72.
Henri Hogwash annihilated Thai Fool in 6 at 4:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 66.
Francois Fiddlesticks destroyed CURE/CTI: Mike Drake at 28:48 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows won over COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette at 27:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
Pascual Poppycock and Benoit Balderdash* annihilated TRIBE: Dumby* and Jeebs at 1:27 (Superplex) by 212. |
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| Card 25: Held in League City, TX (Attendance: 49,574) |
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Didier Drivel destroyed CANADA: Alberta Denim Dan in 6 at 4:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 124.
Henri Hogwash over CANADA: Saskatoon Supply Teacher in 4 at 3:21 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Henri Hogwash decked William Clark in 6 at 6:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 72.
Didier Drivel destroyed AHL: Samson El Greco in 6 at 6:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 75.
Gilles Gobbledygook bested Thai Fool in 6 at 4:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 66.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat B.G. decked COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 27:37 (5th Ward Frog Splash) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows overpowered Pascual Poppycock at 28:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: CANADA: Alberta Mountie).
Francois Fiddlesticks* and Gilles Gobbledygook over TRIBE: Dumby and Uncompetitive* in 1 at 10:03 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). |
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| Card 26: Held in Melfort, SK (Attendance: 40,735) |
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CURE/VD: Yeast Infection outmuscled CANADA: Alberta Denim Dan in 6 at 1:01 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 126.
Didier Drivel won over FRANCE: Napoleon Bonaparte at 18:59 (Superplex) by 10.
Gilles Gobbledygook bested William Clark in 6 at 5:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 72.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over AHL: Samson El Greco in 2 at 9:37 (Disqualification: used powder).
Francois Fiddlesticks pinned HFi: Jobber the Hutt in 6 at 5:48 (Hammerlock) by 84.
CURE/VD: Polymorphic pinned COT/FRM-16: Soldat B.G. at 19:41 (Camel Clutch) by 7.
CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows pinned Benoit Balderdash at 27:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Didier Drivel* and Henri Hogwash defeated TRIBE: Dishonesty* and Uncompetitive at 2:23 (Superplex) by 146. |
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| Card 27: Held in Carrollton, TX (Attendance: 43,009) |
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Pascual Poppycock pinned CANADA: Alberta Denim Dan in 6 at 3:16 (Fallaway Slam) by 122.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection overpowered FRANCE: Napoleon Bonaparte at 22:01 (Camel Clutch) by 8.
Francois Fiddlesticks over AFRICA: Kamala the Ugandan Giant in 2 at 6:45 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Pascual Poppycock decked AHL: Samson El Greco in 8 at 2:35 (Crescent Kick) by 95.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais bested HFi: Jobber the Hutt in 6 at 3:06 (Headbutt) by 86.
New Mexico title: COT/FRM-16: Soldat Turk annihilated CURE/CTI: Mike Drake at 27:22 (Turkish Claw) by 3.
CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows annihilated Quasi Dragon at 27:06 (Cobra Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE/CTI: Brodie Lee).
CURE/VD: Arianna Spooks* and WHAM! outmuscled CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army* and CURE/VD: Polymorphic at 15:06 (Superplex) by 6. |
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| Card 28: Held in Joplin, MO (Attendance: 30,176) |
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Benoit Balderdash beat CANADA: Alberta Denim Dan in 6 at 2:38 (Hammerlock) by 123.
Pascual Poppycock decked FRANCE: Napoleon Bonaparte at 27:23 (Backbreaker) by 2.
Didier Drivel destroyed AFRICA: Kamala the Ugandan Giant at 12:07 (Superplex) by 21.
Benoit Balderdash destroyed AHL: Samson El Greco in 6 at 6:35 (Hammerlock) by 74.
Didier Drivel annihilated HFi: Jobber the Hutt in 6 at 1:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87.
CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin destroyed COT/FRM-16: Soldat Tune at 29:50 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows won over CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire at 28:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
South Dakota Tag-team titles: Francois Fiddlesticks* and Gilles Gobbledygook overpowered CURE/CTI: Edge Neckbeard and CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire* at 21:39 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 10. |
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| Card 29: Held in Georgetown, TX (Attendance: 47,892) |
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Quasi Dragon outmuscled CANADA: Alberta Denim Dan in 6 at 1:56 (Hammerlock) by 118.
Benoit Balderdash defeated FRANCE: Napoleon Bonaparte at 27:57 (Superplex) by 5 (Guest Referee: CANADA: Saskatoon Supply Teacher).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over AFRICA: Kamala the Ugandan Giant in 1 at 7:40 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Henri Hogwash decked AHL: Samson El Greco in 8 at 6:23 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection pinned HFi: Jobber the Hutt in 6 at 6:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89.
Missouri title: COT/FRM-16: Soldat Garcon Requin defeated CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows at 28:55 (Camel Clutch) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows beat Henri Hogwash at 28:17 (Cobra Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: CANADA: Alberta Zed).
CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army* and CURE/VD: Polymorphic won over COT/FRM-16: Vincent Kennedy Marchand and Quasi Dragon* at 16:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 9. |
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| Card 30: Held in Texas City, TX (Attendance: 47,548) |
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Henri Hogwash pinned CANADA: Alberta Denim Dan in 6 at 2:00 (Back Elbow Smash) by 124.
Henri Hogwash won over FRANCE: Napoleon Bonaparte at 29:59 (Camel Clutch) by 2.
Pascual Poppycock destroyed AFRICA: Kamala the Ugandan Giant at 12:49 (Backbreaker) by 13.
Gilles Gobbledygook beat AHL: Samson El Greco in 8 at 3:06 (Crescent Kick) by 97.
Pascual Poppycock over HFi: Jobber the Hutt in 2 at 7:23 (Count Out).
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Garcon Requin bested COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 28:21 (Camel Clutch) by 4.
CURE/CTI: Drake Gallows overpowered Gilles Gobbledygook at 28:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
CURE/VD: Zombie #8 and Zombie #6* won over CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army* and CURE/VD: Polymorphic at 15:48 (Superplex) by 6. |
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| Card 31: Held in Moore, OK (Attendance: 33,919) |
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Gilles Gobbledygook overpowered CANADA: Alberta Denim Dan in 6 at 4:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 124.
Francois Fiddlesticks destroyed FRANCE: Nicolas Soult at 12:34 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 20.
Benoit Balderdash over AFRICA: Kamala the Ugandan Giant in 2 at 12:08 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Francois Fiddlesticks outmuscled AHL: Zondor the Barbarian in 12 at 2:25 (Superplex) by 132.
Benoit Balderdash pinned HFi: Jobber the Hutt in 6 at 6:44 (Hammerlock) by 86.
CURE/VD: Polymorphic bested COT/FRM-16: Steinbuster at 20:34 (Camel Clutch) by 6.
CURE/VD: Cyntricty decked COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 24:49 (Camel Clutch) by 6.
CURE/VD: Encrypted* and Code Red bested CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army* and CURE/VD: Polymorphic at 27:05 (Superplex) by 4. |
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| Card 32: Held in Temple, TX (Attendance: 34,704) |
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Francois Fiddlesticks pinned CANADA: Edmonton Oiler at 3:56 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 61.
Didier Drivel outmuscled FRANCE: Nicolas Soult at 15:16 (Superplex) by 21.
Henri Hogwash over AFRICA: Kamala the Ugandan Giant in 1 at 15:18 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
Didier Drivel over AHL: Zondor the Barbarian in 1 at 11:57 (Disqualification: nail file).
Quasi Dragon destroyed HFi: Jobber the Hutt in 6 at 2:31 (Hammerlock) by 81.
Iowa title: COT/FRM-16: Lord Saito outmuscled Quasi Dragon at 19:33 (Cradle Saito Driver) by 7.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection annihilated COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 27:45 (Camel Clutch) by 4.
CURE/VD: Skin Infection* and Staph Infection destroyed CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army* and CURE/VD: Polymorphic at 19:22 (Spinebuster) by 6. |
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| Card 33: Held in Lethbridge, AB (Attendance: 35,949) |
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Didier Drivel decked CANADA: Edmonton Oiler at 6:41 (Superplex) by 62.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over FRANCE: Nicolas Soult in 1 at 12:23 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
Gilles Gobbledygook over AFRICA: Kamala the Ugandan Giant in 10 at 4:41 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection pinned AHL: Zondor the Barbarian in 12 at 1:09 (Cobra Clutch) by 133.
Henri Hogwash pinned HFi: Jobber the Hutt in 6 at 3:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection beat HFi: Keith "The Collegiate Wrestler" Storm at 4:25 (Camel Clutch) by 27.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection defeated Pascual Poppycock at 19:48 (Camel Clutch) by 6.
North Dakota Tag-team titles: CURE/VD: Bladder Infection* and Bacterial Infection destroyed CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army* and CURE/VD: Polymorphic at 22:42 (Superplex) by 6. |
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| Card 34: Held in Urbandale, IA (Attendance: 39,102) |
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CURE/VD: Yeast Infection won over CANADA: Edmonton Oiler at 6:18 (Camel Clutch) by 60.
Pascual Poppycock annihilated FRANCE: Nicolas Soult at 13:58 (Backbreaker) by 13.
Didier Drivel over SJG: "Big Money" Grip Madlock in 3 at 4:56 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Pascual Poppycock over AHL: Zondor the Barbarian in 2 at 5:27 (Count Out).
Gilles Gobbledygook over HFi: Jobber the Hutt in 2 at 4:46 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection bested HFi: Owen "The Rocket" Storm at 5:07 (Camel Clutch) by 29.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection overpowered Benoit Balderdash at 29:37 (Camel Clutch) by 3.
CURE/VD: Bread Maker and Zombie #69* destroyed CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army* and CURE/VD: Polymorphic at 27:51 (Superplex) by 4. |
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| Card 35: Held in Bossier City, LA (Attendance: 48,325) |
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Pascual Poppycock bested CANADA: Edmonton Oiler at 6:28 (Backbreaker) by 54.
Benoit Balderdash over FRANCE: Nicolas Soult in 12 at 28:00 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection pinned SJG: "Big Money" Grip Madlock in 6 at 3:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 63.
Benoit Balderdash beat AHL: Zondor the Barbarian in 12 at 2:48 (Camel Clutch) by 131.
Francois Fiddlesticks pinned Crater Face Coburn in 6 at 3:27 (Hammerlock) by 96.
CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin annihilated COT/FRM-16: Soldat B.D. Monstre at 27:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection beat Quasi Dragon at 16:38 (Camel Clutch) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army* and CURE/VD: Polymorphic decked COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste and Quasi Dragon* at 16:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 12. |
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| Card 36: Held in Enid, OK (Attendance: 42,191) |
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Benoit Balderdash outmuscled CANADA: Edmonton Oiler at 2:49 (Superplex) by 57.
Henri Hogwash over FRANCE: Nicolas Soult in 1 at 6:17 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Pascual Poppycock overpowered SJG: "Big Money" Grip Madlock in 7 at 6:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 81.
Henri Hogwash won over AHL: Zondor the Barbarian in 12 at 1:10 (Boston Crab) by 130.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais bested Crater Face Coburn in 6 at 3:16 (Headbutt) by 98.
Didier Drivel decked COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais at 29:48 (Superplex) by 5 (Guest Referee: CANADA: Alberta Zed).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection overpowered Henri Hogwash at 20:58 (Camel Clutch) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Edge Neckbeard and CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire* pinned COT/FRM-16: Vincent Kennedy Marchand and Quasi Dragon* at 27:17 (Camel Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 37: Held in Baytown, TX (Attendance: 37,988) |
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Henri Hogwash beat CANADA: Edmonton Oiler at 2:46 (Camel Clutch) by 54.
Gilles Gobbledygook over FRANCE: Nicolas Soult in 9 at 6:20 (Disqualification: hit ref).
Benoit Balderdash over SJG: "Big Money" Grip Madlock in 3 at 9:22 (Disqualification: nail file).
Gilles Gobbledygook over AHL: Zondor the Barbarian in 2 at 3:34 (Count Out).
Didier Drivel beat Crater Face Coburn in 6 at 2:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 99.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais won over COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 28:11 (Fatal French Kiss) by 1.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection bested SOS/BG: Luchador Blood #7 at 8:16 (Camel Clutch) by 28.
Didier Drivel* and Henri Hogwash overpowered CURE/CTI: Edge Neckbeard and CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire* at 28:33 (Superplex) by 3. |
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| Card 38: Held in Kyle, TX (Attendance: 30,804) |
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Gilles Gobbledygook outmuscled CANADA: Edmonton Oiler in 10 at 3:35 (Fallaway Slam) by 57.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection annihilated FRANCE: Jean Lannes at 21:01 (Camel Clutch) by 7.
Henri Hogwash over SJG: "Big Money" Grip Madlock in 3 at 6:33 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
Francois Fiddlesticks annihilated AWI: French Fries Fergus at 1:00 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 120.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection bested Crater Face Coburn in 6 at 4:02 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais overpowered Pascual Poppycock at 29:46 (Fatal French Kiss) by 3.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over SOS/BG: Luchador Blood #5 in 7 at 6:05 (Disqualification: used powder).
CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army* and CURE/VD: Polymorphic outmuscled CURE/CTI: Edge Neckbeard and CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire* at 21:02 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 39: Held in Denver, CO (Attendance: 38,858) |
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Francois Fiddlesticks over CANADA: Calgary Flame in 12 at 5:06 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection destroyed FRANCE: Louis-Nicolas Davout at 20:53 (Camel Clutch) by 6.
Francois Fiddlesticks over SJG: "Bottom of the Deck" Dan in 5 at 2:55 (Count Out).
Didier Drivel defeated AWI: French Fries Fergus at 1:36 (Superplex) by 121.
Pascual Poppycock destroyed Crater Face Coburn in 6 at 3:16 (Fallaway Slam) by 97.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais drew Benoit Balderdash at 2:31 (No Contest).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection bested Gilles Gobbledygook at 27:54 (Camel Clutch) by 4.
Pascual Poppycock and Benoit Balderdash* outmuscled CURE/CTI: Edge Neckbeard and CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire* at 27:37 (Superplex) by 2. |
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| Card 40: Held in Springfield, MO (Attendance: 36,833) |
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Didier Drivel destroyed CANADA: Calgary Flame at 8:51 (Superplex) by 20.
Francois Fiddlesticks annihilated TRIBE: Dumby at 1:46 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 226.
Didier Drivel decked SJG: "Bottom of the Deck" Dan in 6 at 6:16 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 40.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection overpowered AWI: French Fries Fergus at 2:16 (Camel Clutch) by 119.
Benoit Balderdash bested Crater Face Coburn in 6 at 5:38 (Hammerlock) by 98.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais pinned Quasi Dragon at 29:53 (Fatal French Kiss) by 3.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over SOS/BG: Luchador Blood #4 in 7 at 3:00 (Disqualification: hit ref).
Quasi Dragon and CURE/CTI: Mike Drake* outmuscled CURE/CTI: Edge Neckbeard and CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire* at 29:40 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 41: Held in Thornton, CO (Attendance: 43,032) |
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CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over CANADA: Calgary Flame in 1 at 2:04 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais overpowered TRIBE: Dumby in 12 at 2:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 194.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection defeated SJG: "Bottom of the Deck" Dan in 6 at 9:02 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 42.
Pascual Poppycock pinned AWI: French Fries Fergus in 6 at 8:16 (Fallaway Slam) by 49.
Quasi Dragon defeated Crater Face Coburn in 6 at 6:26 (Hammerlock) by 93.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais overpowered Henri Hogwash at 28:37 (Fatal French Kiss) by 3.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over SOS/BG: Luchador Blood #2 in 12 at 10:31 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Pascual Poppycock, Benoit Balderdash*, and Henri Hogwash pinned TRIBE: Dumby*, Jeebs, and Dishonesty at 1:41 (Superplex) by 212. |
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| Card 42: Held at the MvG Sports MegaDome in White Castle, LA (Attendance: 49,334) |
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Pascual Poppycock over CANADA: Calgary Flame in 3 at 2:48 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
Didier Drivel pinned TRIBE: Dumby at 0:34 (Superplex) by 227.
Pascual Poppycock over SJG: "Bottom of the Deck" Dan in 3 at 4:18 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Benoit Balderdash decked AWI: French Fries Fergus at 0:35 (Superplex) by 116.
Henri Hogwash overpowered Crater Face Coburn in 6 at 1:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais bested Gilles Gobbledygook at 29:14 (Fatal French Kiss) by 1.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over EDGE/GiFt: Threat Signal in 5 at 28:03 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Francois Fiddlesticks*, Didier Drivel, and Henri Hogwash bested TRIBE: Dumby*, Dishonesty, and Uncompetitive at 2:11 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 147. |
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| Card 43: Held in Castle Rock, CO (Attendance: 34,019) |
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Benoit Balderdash over CANADA: Calgary Flame in 13 at 1:56 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection annihilated TRIBE: Dumby in 12 at 1:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 194.
Benoit Balderdash over SJG: "Bottom of the Deck" Dan in 4 at 8:04 (Count Out).
Henri Hogwash outmuscled AWI: French Fries Fergus in 12 at 1:22 (Boston Crab) by 101.
Gilles Gobbledygook overpowered Crater Face Coburn in 6 at 6:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
CURE/CTI: Mike Drake decked COT/FRM-16: Machtiger at 28:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: hFi: Charlie "The Plainclothes Cop" Storm).
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over hFi: Chance "Canadian Suplex Machine" Storm in 5 at 10:09 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Francois Fiddlesticks*, Didier Drivel, and Gilles Gobbledygook over TRIBE: Jeebs, Dishonesty, and Uncompetitive* in 1 at 6:55 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). |
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| Card 44: Held in Shakopee, MN (Attendance: 36,170) |
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Henri Hogwash over CANADA: Calgary Flame in 1 at 16:56 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Pascual Poppycock over TRIBE: Dumby in 1 at 28:57 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Henri Hogwash overpowered SJG: "Bottom of the Deck" Dan in 9 at 7:04 (Flying Dropkick) by 72.
Gilles Gobbledygook bested AWI: French Fries Fergus at 2:52 (Camel Clutch) by 115.
Francois Fiddlesticks won over Fat Louie at 0:30 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 125.
Didier Drivel overpowered CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin at 28:14 (Superplex) by 1 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Polymorphic annihilated CURE/VD: Skin Infection at 29:17 (Camel Clutch) by 4.
CURE/VD: Arianna Spooks*, CURE/CTI: Edge Neckbeard, and CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire beat COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson, Soldat Moufette, and Quasi Dragon* at 20:19 (Superplex) by 6. |
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| Card 45: Held in Centennial, CO (Attendance: 35,186) |
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Gilles Gobbledygook over CANADA: Calgary Flame in 12 at 6:12 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
Benoit Balderdash annihilated TRIBE: Dumby at 2:29 (Superplex) by 222.
Gilles Gobbledygook beat SJG: "Bottom of the Deck" Dan in 6 at 7:48 (Back Elbow Smash) by 40.
Francois Fiddlesticks destroyed AWI: Viscount Baumerwald in 6 at 4:42 (Hammerlock) by 101.
Didier Drivel beat Fat Louie at 1:09 (Superplex) by 126.
CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin destroyed CURE/VD: Zombie #8 at 27:17 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Staph Infection won over COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette at 28:36 (Camel Clutch) by 4.
CURE/VD: Arianna Spooks*, CURE/CTI: Edge Neckbeard, and CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire bested COT/FRM-16: Vincent Kennedy Marchand, Quasi Dragon, and CURE/CTI: Mike Drake* at 29:47 (Superplex) by 1. |
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| Card 46: Held in Little Elm, TX (Attendance: 36,554) |
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Francois Fiddlesticks pinned CANADA: Saskatchewan Skunk Ape in 9 at 1:50 (Shoulder Breaker) by 137.
Quasi Dragon destroyed TRIBE: Dumby at 1:56 (Torpedo Moskau) by 219.
Francois Fiddlesticks over JAPAN: Hikaru Yamanaka in 1 at 5:42 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais overpowered AWI: Viscount Baumerwald in 6 at 3:56 (Headbutt) by 103.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection won over Fat Louie at 3:48 (Camel Clutch) by 124.
CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin annihilated Pascual Poppycock at 24:06 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
Colorado title: CURE/VD: Bladder Infection destroyed COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette at 29:54 (Superplex) by 5 (Guest Referee: ADL: Total Destruction).
CURE/CTI: Burnt Bernzey*, CURE/VD: Bladder Infection, and Bacterial Infection decked Francois Fiddlesticks*, Didier Drivel, and Gilles Gobbledygook at 22:36 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 47: Held in Bozeman, MT (Attendance: 31,570) |
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Didier Drivel defeated CANADA: Saskatchewan Skunk Ape in 6 at 3:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87.
Henri Hogwash beat TRIBE: Dumby at 1:34 (Camel Clutch) by 219.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais bested JAPAN: Hikaru Yamanaka in 8 at 4:43 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90.
Didier Drivel defeated AWI: Viscount Baumerwald in 6 at 2:53 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.
Pascual Poppycock overpowered Fat Louie in 6 at 6:04 (Fallaway Slam) by 43.
CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin overpowered Benoit Balderdash at 29:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
CURE/CTI: Mike Drake destroyed CURE/VD: Bread Maker at 29:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Burnt Bernzey*, CURE/VD: Bladder Infection, and Bacterial Infection pinned CURE/VD: Arianna Spooks*, CURE/CTI: Edge Neckbeard, and CURE/VD: Ebola Zaire at 16:08 (Cobra Clutch) by 9. |
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| Card 48: Held in Bloomington, MN (Attendance: 34,855) |
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CURE/VD: Yeast Infection decked CANADA: Saskatchewan Skunk Ape in 6 at 2:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89.
Gilles Gobbledygook over TRIBE: Dumby in 1 at 7:29 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
Didier Drivel outmuscled JAPAN: Hikaru Yamanaka in 6 at 4:05 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection defeated AWI: Viscount Baumerwald in 6 at 0:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
Benoit Balderdash bested Fat Louie at 2:58 (Superplex) by 121.
CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin won over Quasi Dragon at 24:07 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
CURE/VD: Zombie #6 destroyed COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 at 28:42 (Superplex) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Burnt Bernzey*, CURE/VD: Bladder Infection, and Bacterial Infection overpowered COT/FRM-16: Vincent Kennedy Marchand, Quasi Dragon, and CURE/CTI: Mike Drake* at 21:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 10. |
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| Card 49: Held in Council Bluffs, IA (Attendance: 41,325) |
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Pascual Poppycock destroyed CANADA: Saskatchewan Skunk Ape in 8 at 1:58 (Crescent Kick) by 127.
Francois Fiddlesticks defeated TRIBE: Jeebs at 1:36 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 218.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection bested JAPAN: Hikaru Yamanaka in 6 at 3:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86.
Pascual Poppycock defeated AWI: Viscount Baumerwald in 6 at 4:04 (Fallaway Slam) by 102.
Henri Hogwash bested Fat Louie in 6 at 9:05 (Back Elbow Smash) by 45.
CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin bested Henri Hogwash at 21:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste decked Quasi Dragon at 28:20 (Le Decapitate Snake) by 2.
CURE/CTI: Burnt Bernzey*, CURE/VD: Bladder Infection, and Bacterial Infection won over Pascual Poppycock, Benoit Balderdash*, and Henri Hogwash at 24:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 9. |
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| Card 50: Held in Lakeville, MN (Attendance: 44,022) |
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Benoit Balderdash outmuscled CANADA: Saskatchewan Skunk Ape in 6 at 6:51 (Hammerlock) by 86.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais destroyed TRIBE: Jeebs in 12 at 1:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 185.
Pascual Poppycock decked JAPAN: Hikaru Yamanaka in 6 at 4:31 (Fallaway Slam) by 82.
Benoit Balderdash overpowered AWI: Viscount Baumerwald in 6 at 3:14 (Hammerlock) by 103.
Gilles Gobbledygook overpowered Fat Louie in 6 at 8:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 45.
CURE/CTI: Clark Dumbkin overpowered Gilles Gobbledygook at 28:09 (Cobra Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: COT/FRM-16: Bundy Bayou Skunk).
CURE/VD: Polymorphic annihilated COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 16:04 (Camel Clutch) by 8 (non-title). |
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| Card 51: Held in Ames, IA (Attendance: 43,323) |
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Henri Hogwash defeated CANADA: Saskatchewan Skunk Ape in 6 at 6:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87.
Didier Drivel defeated TRIBE: Jeebs at 0:25 (Superplex) by 219.
Benoit Balderdash over JAPAN: Hikaru Yamanaka in 1 at 2:22 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Quasi Dragon defeated AWI: Viscount Baumerwald in 6 at 2:16 (Hammerlock) by 98.
Francois Fiddlesticks overpowered Russian Duke in 6 at 8:50 (Hammerlock) by 43.
Louisiana title: COT/FRM-16: Sly Spallone overpowered COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 17:35 (Red Invasion) by 7.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette defeated Pascual Poppycock at 27:58 (Amor de Skunk) by 1. |
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| Card 52: Held at the MvG Sports MegaDome in White Castle, LA (Attendance: 47,608) |
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Gilles Gobbledygook beat CANADA: Saskatchewan Skunk Ape in 8 at 1:09 (Crescent Kick) by 129.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection outmuscled TRIBE: Jeebs in 12 at 0:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 185.
Quasi Dragon pinned JAPAN: Hikaru Yamanaka at 1:08 (Torpedo Moskau) by 136.
Henri Hogwash overpowered AWI: Viscount Baumerwald in 6 at 1:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104.
Didier Drivel beat Russian Duke in 6 at 8:29 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 46.
COT/FRM-16: Sly Spallone defeated Quasi Dragon at 15:05 (Red Invasion) by 9 (non-title).
Benoit Balderdash bested COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette at 27:46 (Superplex) by 2. |
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| Card 53: Held in Garland, TX (Attendance: 30,146) |
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Francois Fiddlesticks decked CANADA: Saskatchewan Back Bacon at 2:50 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 83.
Pascual Poppycock pinned TRIBE: Jeebs at 1:47 (Backbreaker) by 211.
Henri Hogwash won over JAPAN: Hikaru Yamanaka in 6 at 4:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
Gilles Gobbledygook beat AWI: Viscount Baumerwald in 6 at 3:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection destroyed Russian Duke in 6 at 5:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 48.
CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army overpowered COT/FRM-16: Dog Barrett at 28:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette outmuscled Quasi Dragon at 27:03 (Amor de Skunk) by 1. |
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| Card 54: Held in Santa Fe, NM (Attendance: 31,470) |
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Didier Drivel pinned CANADA: Saskatchewan Back Bacon in 7 at 6:53 (Palm Strike) by 50.
Benoit Balderdash outmuscled TRIBE: Jeebs at 1:28 (Superplex) by 214.
Gilles Gobbledygook bested JAPAN: Hikaru Yamanaka in 6 at 6:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
Francois Fiddlesticks destroyed AWI: El Gran Oso in 11 at 4:21 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 124.
Pascual Poppycock beat Russian Duke in 8 at 6:42 (Crescent Kick) by 77.
COT/FRM-16: Bad Marchand pinned COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 28:54 (FTW) by 1.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette beat Henri Hogwash at 27:38 (Amor de Skunk) by 1. |
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| Card 55: Held in North Richland Hills, TX (Attendance: 44,775) |
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CURE/VD: Yeast Infection defeated CANADA: Saskatchewan Back Bacon at 5:11 (Camel Clutch) by 82.
Quasi Dragon bested TRIBE: Jeebs at 1:41 (Torpedo Moskau) by 211.
Francois Fiddlesticks bested JAPAN: Soto in 9 at 5:44 (Shoulder Breaker) by 99.
Didier Drivel bested AWI: El Gran Oso in 6 at 7:29 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 64.
Benoit Balderdash bested Russian Duke in 6 at 7:57 (Hammerlock) by 45.
CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army outmuscled COT/FRM-16: Almighty Gaylord at 29:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Gilles Gobbledygook pinned COT/FRM-16: Soldat Moufette at 27:45 (Camel Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 56: Held in Pine Bluff, AR (Attendance: 36,757) |
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Pascual Poppycock overpowered CANADA: Saskatchewan Back Bacon at 1:59 (Backbreaker) by 76.
Henri Hogwash bested TRIBE: Jeebs at 2:18 (Camel Clutch) by 211.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais outmuscled JAPAN: Soto in 9 at 2:07 (Shoulder Breaker) by 100.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection over AWI: El Gran Oso in 2 at 10:25 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Henri Hogwash bested Russian Duke in 10 at 2:14 (Mounted Punches) by 94.
COT/FRM-16: Briscoe Black beat CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army at 29:38 (Sunset Flip) by 2.
Benoit Balderdash beat Pascual Poppycock at 28:46 (Superplex) by 3. |
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| Card 57: Held in Coppell, TX (Attendance: 43,362) |
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Benoit Balderdash overpowered CANADA: Saskatchewan Back Bacon at 2:57 (Superplex) by 79.
Gilles Gobbledygook defeated TRIBE: Jeebs at 0:47 (Camel Clutch) by 213.
Didier Drivel overpowered JAPAN: Soto in 9 at 6:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
Pascual Poppycock overpowered AWI: El Gran Oso in 6 at 3:10 (Fallaway Slam) by 62.
Gilles Gobbledygook defeated Russian Duke in 8 at 2:31 (Crescent Kick) by 79.
Texas title: Didier Drivel beat CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army at 15:09 (Superplex) by 6.
Pascual Poppycock drew Quasi Dragon at 10:23 (No Contest). |
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| Card 58: Held in Sherman, TX (Attendance: 40,853) |
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Henri Hogwash bested CANADA: Saskatchewan Back Bacon at 1:50 (Camel Clutch) by 76.
Francois Fiddlesticks outmuscled TRIBE: Dishonesty at 1:23 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 222.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection won over JAPAN: Soto in 9 at 3:13 (Crescent Kick) by 98.
Benoit Balderdash annihilated AWI: El Gran Oso in 11 at 1:39 (Backbreaker) by 124.
Francois Fiddlesticks won over Bad Luck Brannigan in 6 at 2:41 (Hammerlock) by 74.
CURE/VD: Bacterial Infection outmuscled CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army at 27:24 (Camel Clutch) by 3.
CURE/VD: Polymorphic destroyed Pascual Poppycock at 20:07 (Camel Clutch) by 10. |
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| Card 59: Held in DeSoto, TX (Attendance: 30,532) |
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Gilles Gobbledygook bested CANADA: Saskatchewan Back Bacon at 5:46 (Camel Clutch) by 78.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais won over TRIBE: Dishonesty in 12 at 1:15 (Cobra Clutch) by 186.
Pascual Poppycock over JAPAN: Soto in 3 at 2:33 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Henri Hogwash destroyed AWI: El Gran Oso in 6 at 7:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 64.
Didier Drivel outmuscled Bad Luck Brannigan in 6 at 5:15 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 77.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Branche de Cheval won over CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army at 27:45 (Branche de Love) by 2.
Pascual Poppycock tied Henri Hogwash at 6:33 (No Contest). |
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| Card 60: Held in Canmore, AB (Attendance: 41,764) |
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Francois Fiddlesticks outmuscled CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle at 28:08 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3 (non-title).
Didier Drivel bested TRIBE: Dishonesty at 0:50 (Superplex) by 223.
Benoit Balderdash decked JAPAN: Soto in 9 at 5:09 (Shoulder Breaker) by 99.
Gilles Gobbledygook defeated AWI: El Gran Oso in 6 at 4:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 64.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection pinned Bad Luck Brannigan in 6 at 3:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 79.
CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army defeated Pascual Poppycock at 28:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Pascual Poppycock destroyed SOS/BG: Luchador Blood #7 at 15:30 (Backbreaker) by 22. |
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| Card 61: Held in Yorkton, SK (Attendance: 38,021) |
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Nebraska title: COT/FRM-16: Lord of Discipline outmuscled CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle at 27:11 (Knuckle Duster) by 3.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection annihilated TRIBE: Dishonesty in 12 at 2:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 186.
Quasi Dragon decked JAPAN: Soto in 9 at 6:47 (Ankle Lock) by 94.
Francois Fiddlesticks decked Wild Man Cooley at 2:11 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 145.
Pascual Poppycock bested Bad Luck Brannigan in 6 at 4:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 75.
Benoit Balderdash beat CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army at 27:08 (Superplex) by 1.
Gilles Gobbledygook pinned Pascual Poppycock at 28:26 (Camel Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 62: Held in Edina, MN (Attendance: 48,293) |
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CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle bested COT/FRM-16: Bad Marchand at 29:39 (Stunner) by 1.
Pascual Poppycock annihilated TRIBE: Dishonesty at 1:15 (Backbreaker) by 215.
Henri Hogwash overpowered JAPAN: Soto in 9 at 6:50 (Flying Dropkick) by 94.
Didier Drivel pinned Wild Man Cooley in 12 at 0:30 (Brainbuster) by 137.
Benoit Balderdash decked Bad Luck Brannigan in 6 at 6:19 (Hammerlock) by 76.
CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army destroyed Quasi Dragon at 29:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
COT/FRM-16: White Monk #5 pinned Pascual Poppycock at 29:51 (Full Moon) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE/GiFt: The Bitter End). |
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| Card 63: Held in Grand Forks, ND (Attendance: 31,643) |
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Didier Drivel beat CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle at 28:02 (Superplex) by 4 (non-title).
Benoit Balderdash destroyed TRIBE: Dishonesty at 0:36 (Superplex) by 218.
Gilles Gobbledygook beat JAPAN: Soto in 9 at 2:37 (Flying Dropkick) by 94.
CURE/VD: Yeast Infection outmuscled Wild Man Cooley at 1:24 (Camel Clutch) by 144.
Henri Hogwash overpowered Bad Luck Brannigan in 6 at 2:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 77.
CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army pinned Henri Hogwash at 28:02 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Pascual Poppycock over hFi: Chance "Canadian Suplex Machine" Storm in 12 at 1:55 (Disqualification: nail file). |
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| Card 64: Held in Conway, AR (Attendance: 43,112) |
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CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle bested COT/FRM-16: Soldat Mangouste at 27:15 (Stunner) by 2.
Quasi Dragon decked TRIBE: Dishonesty at 0:17 (Torpedo Moskau) by 215.
Francois Fiddlesticks destroyed Bodybag Garibaldi in 12 at 0:40 (Superplex) by 151.
Pascual Poppycock won over Wild Man Cooley in 6 at 6:11 (Fallaway Slam) by 82.
Gilles Gobbledygook beat Bad Luck Brannigan in 6 at 6:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 77.
CURE/CTI: Racy Red Army drew Gilles Gobbledygook (Time Limit).
CURE/CTI: Mike Drake outmuscled Pascual Poppycock at 21:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 65: Held in North Little Rock, AR (Attendance: 45,701) |
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CANADA: Saskatchewan Molson Muscle pinned Pascual Poppycock at 28:21 (Stunner) by 4.
Henri Hogwash bested TRIBE: Dishonesty at 1:06 (Camel Clutch) by 215.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat Baiser Francais pinned Bodybag Garibaldi in 6 at 3:58 (Headbutt) by 70.
Benoit Balderdash pinned Wild Man Cooley at 1:41 (Superplex) by 141.
Francois Fiddlesticks annihilated Teuton Tony at 0:33 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 107.
Didier Drivel won over COT/FRM-16: Mad Patterson at 28:01 (Superplex) by 2 (non-title).
Benoit Balderdash bested Quasi Dragon at 28:21 (Superplex) by 3. |
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| Bataille Royale: Held on Waikiki Beach, HI (Attendance: 46,711) |
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COT/FRM-16: Bundy Magic Alligator won $2,000 when he got catapulted into his manager at ringside by Didier Drivel.
COT/FRM-16: Almighty Gaylord got $2,200 after Benoit Balderdash hurled him out of the ring.
Henri Hogwash pocketed $2,400 when Francois Fiddlesticks tossed him out.
Francois Fiddlesticks grabbed a quick $2,600 after being thrown into his manager at ringside by Benoit Balderdash.
Pascual Poppycock picked up $2,800 when he was flung onto the apron by Gilles Gobbledygook.
Benoit Balderdash was paid $3,000 when he got thrown out by COT/FRM-16: Soldat B.D. Monstre.
COT/FRM-16: Soldat B.D. Monstre was paid $3,200 in imaginary earnings when Didier Drivel threw him into the audience.
Gilles Gobbledygook nabbed $3,400 after Didier Drivel flipped him over the turnbuckle.
Didier Drivel won the LPL bataille royale and its $40,000 prize. |
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