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LOVELY LADIES LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #616 -- SPRING 2025 |
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Card 1: Held in Albany (Attendance: 9,977) |
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Mean Jean Baljean bested Tiara Winter in 8 at 4:28 (Rib Breaker) by 117. R2: Lauren Starfly annihilated Fortuna Storm in 6 at 2:58 (Chickenwing) by 93. Godzooky defeated Kozutsami Yumi in 6 at 3:24 (European Uppercut) by 70. Mean Jean Baljean over Ophelia Grimm in 1 at 4:28 (Count Out). EDGE: Scandalous Heidi Fleiss defeated CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 27:17 (Big Splash) by 5. Mean Jean Baljean decked Marilyn "Metal Fists" Dawson in 6 at 4:28 (Fallaway Slam) by 69. Mean Jean Baljean beat Real Housewife Peg Lundy in 11 at 0:52 (Superplex) by 163. AOD: Brutal Brenda Boom Boom, Atrocious Amy Arrogant, and Enormous Emily Empire* annihilated Godzooky, Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon, and Mean Jean Baljean* at 17:40 (Backbreaker) by 7. Main event: CURE/VD: Testy Betsy destroyed CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 27:55 (Superplex) by 1. |
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Card 2: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 11,682) |
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R2: Lauren Starfly beat Tiara Winter in 8 at 4:32 (Flying Dropkick) by 118. R2: Ashley Bombshell pinned Tatiana Voxx in 10 at 3:08 (Cross-Armbar) by 120. Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon won over Kozutsami Yumi at 2:45 (Feeding Time) by 157. R2: Lauren Starfly bested Ophelia Grimm in 6 at 3:44 (Chickenwing) by 98. EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher outmuscled CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 19:31 (Big Splash) by 9. R2: Lauren Starfly over Marilyn "Metal Fists" Dawson in 3 at 3:33 (Count Out). Mean Jean Baljean outmuscled Earlene the Hillbilly's Daughter in 11 at 1:52 (Superplex) by 160. AOD: Brutal Brenda Boom Boom, Atrocious Amy Arrogant*, and Enormous Emily Empire destroyed CURE/VD: Krabby Patty, Tammy Toe Jam, and Barbara Bush* in 6 at 17:03 (Bodyslam) by 9. Main event: EDGE: The Queen of Spades destroyed CURE/VD: Testy Betsy at 39:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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Card 3: Held in Hamburg (Attendance: 7,949) |
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Mean Jean Baljean won over Delia Zayne in 8 at 1:03 (Rib Breaker) by 107. Mean Jean Baljean destroyed Tatiana Voxx in 10 at 0:44 (European Uppercut) by 114. Mean Jean Baljean beat Kozutsami Yumi in 6 at 4:15 (Fallaway Slam) by 68. Mean Jean Baljean beat Chalice Delarosa in 6 at 2:20 (Fallaway Slam) by 86. EDGE: Ice Queen Tonya Harding overpowered CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 24:58 (Big Splash) by 8. Mean Jean Baljean outmuscled Thunderbolt Beth Johnson at 1:27 (Ugly Stick) by 126. Mean Jean Baljean won over Buffy the Buffet Slayer in 6 at 3:16 (Fallaway Slam) by 77. Main event: EDGE: The Queen of Spades destroyed CURE/VD: P*mp of the Nation at 28:50 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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Card 4: Held in Mayberry (Attendance: 19,059) |
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R2: Lauren Starfly beat Delia Zayne in 7 at 3:46 (Palm Strike) by 86. R2: Lauren Starfly overpowered Tatiana Voxx in 10 at 0:41 (Big Boot) by 120. R2: Lauren Starfly overpowered Kozutsami Yumi in 6 at 4:18 (Chickenwing) by 70. R2: Lauren Starfly won over Chalice Delarosa in 6 at 6:59 (Chickenwing) by 88. TV title: R2: Lauren Starfly beat CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 19:30 (Starscreamer) by 9. R2: Lauren Starfly beat Thunderbolt Beth Johnson at 2:07 (Starscreamer) by 132. Mean Jean Baljean destroyed Bobbie Sue in 7 at 6:47 (Palm Strike) by 69. Main event: EDGE: The Queen of Spades bested Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon at 33:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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Card 5: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 14,315) |
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Mean Jean Baljean won over Odessa Moriarty in 6 at 3:51 (Fallaway Slam) by 109. Mean Jean Baljean overpowered Ikho, Killer of Beauty in 11 at 1:24 (Superplex) by 139. Mean Jean Baljean pinned Leona Blaque in 6 at 5:59 (Fallaway Slam) by 83. Mean Jean Baljean decked Pandora Shadowwalker in 9 at 4:33 (Suplex) by 113. EDGE: The Queen of Spades overpowered CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 24:03 (Cobra Clutch) by 8. Mean Jean Baljean decked Malice Rulez in 6 at 4:22 (Fallaway Slam) by 81. R2: Lauren Starfly decked EDGE: Prison Decorator Martha Stewart at 29:17 (Starscreamer) by 4 (non-title). Main event: EDGE: The Queen of Spades won over CURE/VD: Krabby Patty at 35:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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Card 6: Held in Tampa (Attendance: 6,814) |
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R2: Lauren Starfly outmuscled Odessa Moriarty in 6 at 0:41 (Chickenwing) by 111. R2: Lauren Starfly outmuscled Ikho, Killer of Beauty at 2:58 (Starscreamer) by 168. R2: Lauren Starfly annihilated Leona Blaque in 6 at 6:34 (Chickenwing) by 85. R2: Lauren Starfly annihilated Pandora Shadowwalker in 9 at 1:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 115. R2: Rain Quillquitter pinned Tayanita the Cherokee Princess in 6 at 2:51 (Bodyslam) by 64. R2: Lauren Starfly over Malice Rulez in 2 at 6:14 (Disqualification: used powder). R2: Lauren Starfly bested Kat Korea in 9 at 1:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 153. Main event: EDGE: The Queen of Spades beat CURE/VD: Bruce Jenner "The Female Version" at 48:32 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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Card 7: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 5,621) |
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AA: Tatiana-Leyte destroyed Ursa Void in 9 at 3:51 (Flying Dropkick) by 107. Mean Jean Baljean over Oki Kim in 1 at 4:18 (Disqualification: used rope to choke). Mean Jean Baljean overpowered Mystia Vonner in 6 at 1:27 (Fallaway Slam) by 107. Mean Jean Baljean defeated Mad Matilda in 11 at 2:23 (Superplex) by 133. R2: Rain Quillquitter decked Gisele Garreau in 10 at 2:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 123. Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon defeated Gisele Garreau in 6 at 3:41 (Mounted Punches) by 60. R2: Lauren Starfly won over Step-Mom Eunice in 6 at 3:24 (Chickenwing) by 87. Main event: EDGE: The Queen of Spades pinned AOD: Roody Poo Candy Sass at 28:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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Card 8: Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 10,295) |
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Mean Jean Baljean decked Ursa Void at 1:55 (Ugly Stick) by 139. R2: Lauren Starfly overpowered Oki Kim at 1:16 (Starscreamer) by 144. R2: Lauren Starfly bested Mystia Vonner in 6 at 0:32 (Chickenwing) by 109. R2: Lauren Starfly beat Mad Matilda in 11 at 2:22 (Brainbuster) by 135. R2: Rain Quillquitter drew EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher at 3:29 (Double Count Out). Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon won over CURE/VD: P*mp of the Nation at 29:05 (Feeding Time) by 1. R2: Lauren Starfly beat Step-Mom Marion in 11 at 1:45 (Brainbuster) by 79. Main event: EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher won over EDGE: The Queen of Spades at 27:05 (Big Splash) by 1. |
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Card 9: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 10,315) |
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R2: Lauren Starfly defeated Ursa Void in 9 at 1:08 (Cross-Armbar) by 105. Mean Jean Baljean destroyed Gertie Kanak at 0:33 (Ugly Stick) by 125. Mean Jean Baljean over Veronica Vortex in 2 at 9:15 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). AOD: Roody Poo Candy Sass decked CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 29:21 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. Mean Jean Baljean pinned Debbie Ocean in 7 at 5:42 (Palm Strike) by 91. EDGE: The Queen of Diamonds decked Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon at 27:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. Southeast title: AOD: Atrocious Amy Arrogant overpowered EDGE: Scandalous Heidi Fleiss at 27:37 (Spinebuster) by 4. Main event: EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher pinned EDGE: Scandalous Heidi Fleiss at 35:22 (Big Splash) by 4. |
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Card 10: Held in New Orleans (Attendance: 10,447) |
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Mean Jean Baljean over Serenity Blake in 1 at 2:43 (Disqualification: manager in ring). R2: Lauren Starfly over Gertie Kanak in 2 at 6:06 (Count Out). R2: Lauren Starfly annihilated Veronica Vortex in 6 at 6:37 (Chickenwing) by 86. Pacific Northwest title: R2: Rain Quillquitter pinned AOD: Roody Poo Candy Sass at 28:04 (Make it Rain) by 4. R2: Lauren Starfly outmuscled Debbie Ocean in 7 at 6:26 (Palm Strike) by 93. EDGE: The Queen of Spades pinned Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon at 29:36 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. R2: Lauren Starfly annihilated Lea Lalande in 8 at 4:27 (Flying Dropkick) by 109. Main event: EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher won over Godzooky at 55:57 (Big Splash) by 1. |
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Card 11: Held in Lansing (Attendance: 13,462) |
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R2: Lauren Starfly won over Serenity Blake in 6 at 4:09 (Chickenwing) by 104. AA: Tatiana-Leyte overpowered Godzooky at 27:38 (The Tear Drop) by 3 (non-title). Godzooky decked CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 22:17 (Smoke Rings) by 8. EDGE: Vicious Lorena Bobbitt overpowered AOD: Roody Poo Candy Sass at 27:38 (Big Splash) by 3. Mean Jean Baljean overpowered Skylar Wilde at 1:49 (Ugly Stick) by 141. Mean Jean Baljean over Izzy Cho in 1 at 5:59 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent). R2: Lauren Starfly defeated Gisele Garreau in 10 at 1:24 (Big Boot) by 123. Main event: EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher pinned EDGE: Prison Decorator Martha Stewart at 46:05 (Big Splash) by 4. |
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Card 12: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 15,059) |
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Mean Jean Baljean over Dahlia Grail in 2 at 3:39 (Count Out). AA: Tatiana-Leyte outmuscled CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 15:11 (The Tear Drop) by 11 (non-title). Godzooky destroyed Tayanita the Cherokee Princess in 6 at 7:01 (European Uppercut) by 64. AOD: Roody Poo Candy Sass bested VIRUS/DOV: Valkyrie Reginleif at 7:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 29. R2: Lauren Starfly defeated Skylar Wilde at 2:39 (Starscreamer) by 147. R2: Lauren Starfly overpowered Izzy Cho in 6 at 6:54 (Chickenwing) by 97. R2: Lauren Starfly outmuscled Real Housewife Peg Lundy in 11 at 0:41 (Brainbuster) by 165. Main event: EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher beat AOD: Brutal Brenda Boom Boom at 29:35 (Big Splash) by 1. |
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Card 13: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 14,890) |
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R2: Lauren Starfly destroyed Dahlia Grail in 6 at 2:19 (Chickenwing) by 93. AA: Tatiana-Leyte over Malice Rulez in 2 at 1:22 (Disqualification: manager in ring). Godzooky drew AOD: Brutal Brenda Boom Boom (Time Limit). Great Lakes title: AOD: Heatseeker Heather Hardball overpowered Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon at 17:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 8. R2: Ashley Bombshell over Real Housewife Peg Lundy in 1 at 3:56 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent). Mean Jean Baljean annihilated CURE/VD: Bruce Jenner "The Female Version" at 29:46 (Ugly Stick) by 1. R2: Lauren Starfly beat Earlene the Hillbilly's Daughter in 6 at 3:25 (Chickenwing) by 75. Main event: AA: Tatiana-Leyte won over EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher at 34:41 (The Tear Drop) by 2. |
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Card 14: Held in Lynn (Attendance: 14,281) |
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AA: Tatiana-Leyte defeated Sasha Diamond in 6 at 1:56 (Bodyslam) by 84. AOD: Heatseeker Heather Hardball outmuscled CURE/VD: Krabby Patty at 11:01 (Cobra Clutch) by 11 (non-title). Godzooky overpowered Gisele Garreau in 10 at 3:15 (Rib Breaker) by 122. AOD: Heatseeker Heather Hardball won over CURE/VD: Bruce Jenner "The Female Version" at 19:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 10 (non-title). R2: Ashley Bombshell beat EDGE: Scandalous Heidi Fleiss at 29:48 (Blonde Bomber) by 4 (non-title). Northeast title: EDGE: Ruthless Monica Lewinski destroyed CURE/VD: Bruce Jenner "The Female Version" at 19:22 (Big Splash) by 10. R2: Lauren Starfly won over Buffy the Buffet Slayer in 6 at 3:52 (Chickenwing) by 79. Main event: AA: Tatiana-Leyte annihilated R2: Ashley Bombshell at 31:02 (The Tear Drop) by 2. |
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Card 15: Held in Akron (Attendance: 12,444) |
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Mean Jean Baljean won over Sasha Diamond in 6 at 6:18 (Fallaway Slam) by 80. R2: Ashley Bombshell decked CURE/VD: Krabby Patty at 15:42 (Blonde Bomber) by 8 (non-title). Godzooky tied EDGE: The Queen of Hearts (Time Limit). R2: Rain Quillquitter overpowered CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 20:07 (Make it Rain) by 9. East Coast title: R2: Ashley Bombshell destroyed CURE/VD: P*mp of the Nation at 19:28 (Blonde Bomber) by 6. R2: Lauren Starfly won over CURE/VD: Bruce Jenner "The Female Version" at 16:01 (Starscreamer) by 7. R2: Lauren Starfly decked Bobbie Sue in 7 at 5:45 (Palm Strike) by 71. Main event: AA: Tatiana-Leyte beat R2: Rain Quillquitter at 57:52 (The Tear Drop) by 2. |
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Card 16: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 14,956) |
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R2: Lauren Starfly outmuscled Sasha Diamond in 6 at 2:10 (Chickenwing) by 82. Mid-Atlantic title: AOD: Brutal Brenda Boom Boom pinned CURE/VD: Krabby Patty at 22:06 (Big Splash) by 7. Godzooky bested EDGE: Scandalous Heidi Fleiss at 29:02 (Smoke Rings) by 3. R2: Ashley Bombshell decked CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 24:10 (Blonde Bomber) by 9. Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon overpowered Tayanita the Cherokee Princess in 6 at 3:26 (Mounted Punches) by 62. Mean Jean Baljean won over Kat Korea in 9 at 0:28 (Suplex) by 151. EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher tied AOD: Enormous Emily Empire (Time Limit). |
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Card 17: Held in New Haven (Attendance: 12,064) |
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Mean Jean Baljean beat Chain Smoker Carrie at 1:05 (Ugly Stick) by 131. Mean Jean Baljean bested CURE/VD: Krabby Patty at 29:41 (Ugly Stick) by 2. EDGE: Fiendish Amy Fisher outmuscled Godzooky at 28:04 (Big Splash) by 1 (non-title). Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon overpowered CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 27:18 (Feeding Time) by 4. Mean Jean Baljean annihilated Tayanita the Cherokee Princess in 6 at 2:45 (Fallaway Slam) by 62. Mean Jean Baljean overpowered Step-Mom Eunice in 6 at 1:49 (Fallaway Slam) by 85. R2: Rain Quillquitter* and Lauren Starfly defeated Godzooky and Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon* at 18:00 (Make it Rain) by 6. |
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Card 18: Held in Echo (Attendance: 18,109) |
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R2: Lauren Starfly over Chain Smoker Carrie in 1 at 12:25 (Count Out). EDGE: The Queen of Clubs annihilated CURE/VD: Krabby Patty at 29:33 (Big Splash) by 4. R2: Lauren Starfly won over Godzooky at 29:06 (Starscreamer) by 1 (non-title). AOD: Brutal Brenda Boom Boom destroyed CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 19:17 (Big Splash) by 8. R2: Lauren Starfly decked Tayanita the Cherokee Princess in 6 at 3:15 (Chickenwing) by 64. Mean Jean Baljean defeated Step-Mom Marion at 4:34 (Ugly Stick) by 98. TV Tag-team titles: Godzooky and Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon* destroyed CURE/VD: Prosti and Tute* in 13 at 16:15 (Backbreaker) by 9. |
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Card 19: Held in Louisville (Attendance: 5,080) |
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Godzooky over Fortuna Storm in 1 at 2:19 (Count Out). Mean Jean Baljean beat Bernadette Killoran in 10 at 2:38 (European Uppercut) by 132. Mean Jean Baljean outmuscled Julia Rackett in 6 at 4:50 (Fallaway Slam) by 66. Mean Jean Baljean destroyed CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 27:10 (Ugly Stick) by 3. Mean Jean Baljean destroyed Momoi Chihomi in 6 at 2:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 85. Mean Jean Baljean pinned Lea Lalande in 8 at 3:20 (Rib Breaker) by 108. League Tag-team titles: R2: Rain Quillquitter and Lauren Starfly* defeated CURE/VD: Prosti* and Tute in 12 at 13:46 (Superplex) by 14. |
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Card 20: Held in Sydney (Attendance: 9,629) |
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Mean Jean Baljean overpowered Fortuna Storm in 6 at 4:45 (Fallaway Slam) by 91. R2: Lauren Starfly overpowered Bernadette Killoran in 10 at 2:48 (Big Boot) by 138. R2: Lauren Starfly bested Julia Rackett in 6 at 5:38 (Chickenwing) by 68. EDGE: Prison Decorator Martha Stewart pinned CURE/VD: Nasty Patsy at 27:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. R2: Lauren Starfly over Momoi Chihomi in 3 at 1:34 (Count Out). Mean Jean Baljean outmuscled Gisele Garreau in 10 at 3:20 (European Uppercut) by 117. TV Six-woman titles: Godzooky, Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon, and Mean Jean Baljean* defeated CURE/VD: Krabby Patty*, Tammy Toe Jam, and Barbara Bush at 29:39 (Ugly Stick) by 1. |
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Battle Royal: Held in Bern (Attendance: 10,649) |
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Mean Jean Baljean collected a cool $1,000 when she was thrown out of the ring by AA: Tatiana-Leyte. Godzooky picked up an imaginary $1,100 after she got flung out by R2: Ashley Bombshell. Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon grabbed $1,200 when AA: Tatiana-Leyte catapulted her over the top rope. AOD: Brutal Brenda Boom Boom and R2: Rain Quillquitter were given $1,300 and $1,400, respectively, after getting flipped onto the concrete floor by AA: Tatiana-Leyte. R2: Lauren Starfly won $1,500 when she got tossed onto the apron by R2: Ashley Bombshell. R2: Ashley Bombshell snatched $1,600 when she was flipped onto the concrete floor by AA: Tatiana-Leyte. AA: Tatiana-Leyte was the winner of the battle royal and its $40,000 purse. |
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