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LETHAL BRAWLING LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #342 -- FALL 2023 |
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Card 1: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 9,570) |
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SOS: Yankee Black Mamba drew NME: Chucky at 0:43 (Double Disqualification). NME: Pennywise over Barracud Boy at 13:22 (Disqualification: hidden spike). SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers bested Tofi Tripton at 4:26 (Spinning Back Fist) by 95. SOS: Kid Cupid destroyed The Skull of Death at 29:59 (The Bow and Arrow) by 5. The Skull of Death annihilated SOS: Mike Slawsome at 23:20 (The Skull Breaker) by 10. East Coast title: SOS: Kelly destroyed NME: Michael Myers at 29:52 (Spinebuster) by 1 (Guest Referee: "Black Machismo" Ray Rogers). NME: Michael Myers bested SOS: Zack at 16:31 (Everyone Deserves One Good Scare) by 13. League Six-man titles: SOS: Duke Hauser*, Cold Stone Austin Steve, and Brad "Rhythm Section" Hargreaves bested SOS: Ray Gunkel*, Zack Morris, and Librarian Willy Shutup at 28:14 (Superplex) by 2. Main event: NME: The Thing tied NME: The Boogeyman at 6:38 (No Contest). |
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Card 2: Held in Seoul (Attendance: 13,962) |
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VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment overpowered Messenger of Death at 28:25 (Super Thrust Kick) by 1 (Guest Referee: SOS: Reptile). SOS: Pink Ranger annihilated Barracud Boy at 6:04 (Spinning Back Fist) by 97. NME: Pennywise over Billy Steele at 14:42 (Disqualification: used rope to choke). Southeast title: SOS: Cold Stone Austin Steve annihilated NME: Pennywise at 28:07 (Cold Stone Stunner) by 1 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Sly Smith). The Skull of Death over EDGE: Nickel Tim at 4:14 (Count Out). SOS: Pink Ranger pinned EDGE: Nickel Tim at 15:46 (Backbreaker) by 22. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers pinned EDGE: Nickel Tim at 5:42 (Spinebuster) by 25. VIRUS: Dalton Payne, PSY: Young Gun Sean Masters, and NME: Leatherface* annihilated SOS: Steeler Pulaski*, and Dennis Condrey at 27:31 (Chainsaw Swinging Freak) by 1 (handicap) (Guest Referee: IMT: The Dixie Title Statue). Main event: NME: The Boogeyman decked NME: Cujo at 40:34 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 4. |
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Card 3: Held in Fredericksburg (Attendance: 13,791) |
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NME: Cujo won over NME: Jack Torrance at 28:02 (The Rabid Jawbreaker) by 3. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers annihilated Barracud Boy at 4:36 (Spinning Back Fist) by 97. SOS: Pink Ranger won over Billy Steele at 0:57 (Pumphandle Slam) by 128. NME: Pennywise pinned RAINBOW: The Spectrum Spectre at 3:13 (Chickenwing) by 107. The Skull of Death won over EDGE: Scourge at 10:33 (The Skull Breaker) by 20. SOS: Pink Ranger over EDGE: Scourge at 1:39 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). SOS: Sub-Zero annihilated The Beast at 19:15 (Flawless Victory) by 9. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman destroyed NME: Michael Myers at 55:00 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 2. |
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Card 4: Held in Dallas (Attendance: 5,770) |
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NME: Norman Bates outmuscled SOS: Zack Morris at 28:12 (Yes Mother, Yes Mother!) by 5. NME: Pennywise bested Kokomo Joe at 3:42 (We All Float Down Here) by 93. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers destroyed Billy Steele at 1:25 (Cross-Armbar) by 119. NME: Pennywise overpowered SOS: Librarian Willy Shutup at 28:17 (We All Float Down Here) by 2. NME: The Candyman bested The Skull of Death at 29:40 (I Am The Writing On The Wall) by 4. SOS: Pink Ranger annihilated The Beast at 9:15 (Spinebuster) by 15. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers destroyed EDGE: Scourge at 7:17 (Spinebuster) by 17. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman beat NME: Chucky at 36:23 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 6. |
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Card 5: Held in Gulfport (Attendance: 10,274) |
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NME: The Thing pinned NME: Norman Bates at 27:41 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 5 (non-title). SOS: Pink Ranger over Kokomo Joe at 9:10 (Count Out). NME: Pennywise over Greg Carter at 0:59 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). NME: The Thing pinned NME: Pennywise at 21:51 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 7 (non-title). The Skull of Death over NME: Tommy at 1:34 (Disqualification: used rope to choke). SOS: Pink Ranger over NME: Tommy at 3:44 (Disqualification: hit ref). NME: Chucky decked The Beast at 7:00 (Hi, I'm Chucky, Wanna Play?) by 16. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman defeated NME: Norman Bates at 37:42 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 5. |
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Card 6: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 6,370) |
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NME: Norman Bates won over NME: The Blood Countess at 28:26 (Yes Mother, Yes Mother!) by 1 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: "Stunning" Steve Eaton). SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers over Kokomo Joe at 3:09 (Count Out). SOS: Pink Ranger won over Greg Carter at 3:55 (Spinning Back Fist) by 78. NME: Pennywise defeated NME: Misery at 28:59 (We All Float Down Here) by 3. NME: Patrick Bateman pinned SOS: Thug Dionte Russell at 28:07 (You like Huey Lewis and the News?) by 5. NME: Patrick Bateman outmuscled SOS: Really Tall Jim at 28:33 (You like Huey Lewis and the News?) by 1 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Conrad Harkin). Death Warrant annihilated SOS: Dennis Condrey at 23:17 (Warrant Served) by 6. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman annihilated NME: Ghostface at 37:45 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 9. |
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Card 7: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 7,543) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: NME: Samhain defeated NME: Norman Bates at 29:49 (Trick 'R Treat) by 1 (Guest Referee: SOS: Zack Morris). NME: Pennywise over Jason Adams at 10:41 (Disqualification: hit ref). SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers won over Greg Carter at 3:18 (Spinning Back Fist) by 78. NME: Pennywise won over SOS: Z Gangsta at 27:13 (We All Float Down Here) by 1 (Guest Referee: SOS: Rock 'n Roll McConnel). NME: Patrick Bateman destroyed SOS: Yooka Laylee at 28:39 (You like Huey Lewis and the News?) by 4. Northeast title: NME: The Creeper pinned NME: Ghostface at 17:42 (BEATNU) by 7. Death Warrant beat NME: Jason Voorhees at 29:55 (Warrant Served) by 3. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman defeated The Skull of Death at 45:25 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 8. |
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Card 8: Held in Mexicali (Attendance: 5,857) |
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NME: Norman Bates bested SOS: Chris Jones at 19:46 (Yes Mother, Yes Mother!) by 9. SOS: Pink Ranger overpowered Jason Adams at 6:53 (Spinning Back Fist) by 85. NME: Pennywise pinned Backlot Brawler at 2:48 (Ankle Lock) by 116. NME: Pennywise over EDGE: Nickel Tim at 3:14 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). NME: Patrick Bateman pinned SOS: Steeler Pulaski at 15:28 (You like Huey Lewis and the News?) by 7. NME: Patrick Bateman annihilated NME: Pumpkinhead at 27:29 (You like Huey Lewis and the News?) by 4. NME: Ghostface pinned SOS: Pastor Ryan J. Skamm at 27:54 (What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?) by 1 (Guest Referee: IMT: Noble Savage League Statue). Main event: NME: The Boogeyman beat Death Warrant at 41:21 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 3. |
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Card 9: Held in Pretoria (Attendance: 9,122) |
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NME: Norman Bates beat SOS: Crazy Gangster at 27:17 (Yes Mother, Yes Mother!) by 2. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers destroyed Jason Adams at 5:56 (Spinning Back Fist) by 85. SOS: Pink Ranger over Backlot Brawler at 4:36 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). NME: Pennywise over EDGE: Scourge at 7:28 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone). NME: The Thing overpowered SOS: Pink Ranger at 23:59 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 7. NME: Patrick Bateman annihilated Ultimate Ice at 28:53 (You like Huey Lewis and the News?) by 3. NME: Chucky bested NME: Nosferatu at 29:02 (Hi, I'm Chucky, Wanna Play?) by 5. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman pinned NME: Pennywise at 20:21 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 7. |
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Card 10: Held in Jacksonville (Attendance: 10,475) |
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NME: Norman Bates overpowered SOS: Brad "Rhythm Section" Hargreaves at 27:39 (Yes Mother, Yes Mother!) by 4. NME: Pennywise over The Scrub at 1:59 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent). SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers over Backlot Brawler at 7:11 (Disqualification: hit ref). NME: Pennywise bested The Beast at 10:42 (We All Float Down Here) by 15. NME: The Thing outmuscled NME: Patrick Bateman at 29:13 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 4 (non-title). Southwest title: SOS: Rain outmuscled NME: The Wolf Man at 24:48 (Purple Rain) by 9. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers beat NME: Tommy at 7:37 (Spear) by 17. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman won over NME: The Wolf Man at 33:56 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 11. |
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Card 11: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 9,276) |
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NME: Cujo bested SOS: S.L.U.M. Tiger at 28:47 (The Rabid Jawbreaker) by 4. SOS: Pink Ranger decked The Scrub at 4:03 (Spinning Back Fist) by 77. NME: Pennywise over "Black Machismo" Ray Rogers at 11:47 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). NME: Pennywise beat SOS: Manasa "Fists" Umbari at 29:15 (We All Float Down Here) by 5. NME: The Thing annihilated NME: The Wolf Man at 15:26 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 11 (non-title). NME: Jason Voorhees bested NME: The Wolf Man at 27:42 (No Escape from Camp Crystal Lake) by 5. NME: Michael Myers bested SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers at 16:34 (Everyone Deserves One Good Scare) by 9. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman won over NME: Patrick Bateman at 33:59 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 4. |
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Card 12: Held in Florence (Attendance: 13,054) |
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NME: Cujo tied SOS: Isabella "The Ninja" Tuttle at 4:55 (Double Disqualification). SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers beat The Scrub at 2:30 (Spinning Back Fist) by 77. SOS: Pink Ranger decked "Black Machismo" Ray Rogers at 2:44 (Spinning Back Fist) by 90. NME: Pennywise destroyed NME: Tommy at 15:30 (Superplex) by 23. NME: The Thing destroyed SOS: Derek "The Ninja" Tuttle at 10:08 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 11. NME: The Wolf Man bested SOS/CHAMP: Masked Inmate V.E.B. at 28:30 (The Full Moon) by 3. NME: Michael Myers beat SOS: Isaiah "The Ninja" Tuttle at 16:29 (Everyone Deserves One Good Scare) by 7. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman annihilated SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers at 38:10 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 11. |
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Card 13: Held in Utica (Attendance: 18,260) |
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NME: Cujo pinned SOS: Samoan Ute Setu Hatu at 27:36 (The Rabid Jawbreaker) by 5. NME: Pennywise over Ali Djinn at 4:56 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles). SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers defeated "Black Machismo" Ray Rogers at 5:49 (Spinning Back Fist) by 90. SOS: Ray Gunkel bested NME: Ghostface at 28:39 (Gunkel In Your Eye) by 1 (Guest Referee: Ghengis Kahn). NME: The Thing pinned NME: Ghostface at 21:22 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 9 (non-title). SOS: "Awesome" Anthony Hole destroyed NME: The Wolf Man at 28:06 (How Awesome) by 5. NME: Michael Myers overpowered SOS: Stephan "Frontman" Jenkins at 19:55 (Everyone Deserves One Good Scare) by 7. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman annihilated SOS: Manasa "Fists" Umbari at 13:03 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 12. |
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Card 14: Held in Hyde Park (Attendance: 18,126) |
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NME: The Thing won over NME: Cujo at 28:18 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 4 (non-title). SOS: Pink Ranger pinned Ali Djinn at 5:29 (Spinning Back Fist) by 90. NME: Pennywise won over Freako the Clown at 2:00 (Spinning Back Fist) by 92. NME: Chucky won over SOS: Reptile at 28:58 (Hi, I'm Chucky, Wanna Play?) by 2. NME: The Thing won over SOS: Crazy Gangster at 21:39 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 7. NME: Ghostface overpowered SOS: Rock 'n Roll McConnel at 28:49 (What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?) by 2. SOS: Duke Hauser* and Cold Stone Austin Steve outmuscled SOS: Ray Gunkel* and Librarian Willy Shutup at 27:44 (Superplex) by 2. Main event: NME: The Boogeyman defeated SOS/CHAMP: Masked Inmate V.E.B. at 10:17 (Don't Look in the Closet) by 14. |
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Card 15: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 9,119) |
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NME: Cujo defeated SOS: Ashley Olsen at 27:53 (The Rabid Jawbreaker) by 5. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers annihilated Ali Djinn at 5:06 (Spinning Back Fist) by 90. The Skull of Death pinned Freako the Clown at 5:01 (Pumphandle Slam) by 95. SOS: Mighty Max De Jung tied NME: Chucky at 4:36 (Double Count Out). NME: The Thing bested NME: Chucky at 21:00 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 6 (non-title). Death Warrant outmuscled NME: Krampus at 29:22 (Warrant Served) by 4. League Tag-team titles: SOS: Duke Hauser* and Cold Stone Austin Steve overpowered SOS: Zack Morris and Stephan "Frontman" Jenkins* at 16:49 (Superplex) by 6. |
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Card 16: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 12,637) |
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NME: Cujo pinned SOS: Sub-Zero at 22:52 (The Rabid Jawbreaker) by 9. NME: Pennywise destroyed Ghengis Kahn at 3:33 (Chickenwing) by 72. SOS: Pink Ranger overpowered Freako the Clown at 4:26 (Spinning Back Fist) by 96. The Skull of Death annihilated SOS: Dr. Xiz Dux at 27:32 (The Skull Breaker) by 2. NME: The Thing outmuscled SOS/CHAMP: Masked Inmate V.E.B. at 17:31 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 14. NME: Michael Myers destroyed NME: Freddy Krueger at 17:12 (Everyone Deserves One Good Scare) by 7. SOS: Ray Gunkel* and Librarian Willy Shutup won over SOS: S.L.U.M. Tiger* and Isaiah "The Ninja" Tuttle at 29:32 (Gunkel In Your Eye) by 4. |
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Card 17: Held in London (Attendance: 14,625) |
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SOS: Duke Hauser decked NME: The Wolf Man at 18:52 (Superplex) by 6. The Skull of Death annihilated Ghengis Kahn at 5:21 (Pumphandle Slam) by 62. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers defeated Freako the Clown at 6:59 (Spinning Back Fist) by 96. SOS: Dr. Xiz Dux won over The Beast at 14:08 (Spinebuster) by 12. NME: The Thing annihilated SOS: Manasa "Fists" Umbari at 16:42 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 12. Executioner defeated SOS: Derek "The Ninja" Tuttle at 27:19 (Guillotine) by 4. SOS: Ray Gunkel* and Librarian Willy Shutup outmuscled SOS: Yooka Laylee* at 12:18 (Gunkel In Your Eye) by 22 (handicap). |
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Card 18: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 12,404) |
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NME: Pennywise defeated Iron Mike Blunt at 4:08 (Shoulder Breaker) by 86. NME: The Thing destroyed Ghengis Kahn at 3:45 (Chickenwing) by 77 (non-title). NME: Pennywise over Cannonball Z at 3:46 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). Death Warrant annihilated SOS/CHAMP: Caregiver Prozac at 27:18 (Warrant Served) by 4. NME: The Thing overpowered SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers at 10:03 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 11. Executioner destroyed SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers at 28:12 (Guillotine) by 4. SOS: Ray Gunkel* and Librarian Willy Shutup decked SOS: Zack Morris and Stephan "Frontman" Jenkins* at 29:26 (Gunkel In Your Eye) by 4. |
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Card 19: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 5,100) |
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SOS: Pink Ranger bested Iron Mike Blunt at 3:01 (Pumphandle Slam) by 95. SOS: Pink Ranger over Ghengis Kahn at 4:10 (Disqualification: used rope to choke). SOS: Pink Ranger over Cannonball Z at 6:21 (Disqualification: used steel chair). The Skull of Death pinned RAINBOW: The Spectrum Spectre at 0:43 (Ankle Lock) by 132. NME: The Thing decked NME: Michael Myers at 28:08 (Trust is Officially in Short Supply) by 2 (non-title). Ultimate Ice beat NME: Ghostface at 28:01 (Freeze Squeeze) by 2. SOS: Zack Morris and Stephan "Frontman" Jenkins* drew SOS: S.L.U.M. Tiger* and Isaiah "The Ninja" Tuttle at 3:34 (Double Count Out). |
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Card 20: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 16,087) |
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SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers outmuscled Iron Mike Blunt at 6:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 86. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers over Ghengis Kahn at 4:41 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers over Cannonball Z at 5:57 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles). SOS: Pink Ranger decked RAINBOW: The Spectrum Spectre at 1:05 (Ankle Lock) by 133. NME: Frankenstein's Monster destroyed NME: Chucky at 29:42 (It's Alive, It's Alive!) by 1 (Guest Referee: SOS: "Awesome" Anthony Hole). Death Warrant won over Messenger of Death at 28:33 (Warrant Served) by 4. SOS: Zack Morris and Stephan "Frontman" Jenkins* annihilated SOS: Yooka Laylee* at 9:57 (Superplex) by 18 (handicap). |
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Card 21: Held in Toronto (Attendance: 12,690) |
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NME: Pennywise over Maple Leaf Dugan at 5:03 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone). NME: The Boogeyman won over Ghengis Kahn at 3:56 (Chickenwing) by 77 (non-title). NME: Pennywise decked Rickshaw Driver #1 at 6:44 (Spinning Back Fist) by 91. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers annihilated RAINBOW: The Spectrum Spectre at 0:35 (European Uppercut) by 127. NME: The Leprechaun annihilated Death Warrant at 29:03 (Where's Me Pot o' Gold?) by 3. Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Green Ranger bested Death Warrant at 27:34 (Dragonzord) by 3. SOS: Duke Hauser*, Cold Stone Austin Steve, and Brad "Rhythm Section" Hargreaves won over SOS: Reptile, Mighty Max De Jung, and Z Gangsta* at 28:04 (Superplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Kill Slayer 2). |
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Card 22: Held in Paris (Attendance: 19,950) |
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SOS: Pink Ranger defeated Maple Leaf Dugan at 3:05 (Spinning Back Fist) by 90. NME: Pennywise over Tofi Tripton at 7:11 (Disqualification: used steel chair). SOS: Pink Ranger decked Rickshaw Driver #1 at 2:18 (Spinning Back Fist) by 95. Pacific Northwest title: NME: Leatherface beat The Skull of Death at 28:16 (Chainsaw Swinging Freak) by 5. Great Lakes title: SOS: Car Trash Ian #3 pinned NME: Chucky at 29:59 (Spinebuster) by 3. NME: Ghostface defeated SOS: Scorpion at 19:53 (What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?) by 7. SOS: Duke Hauser*, Cold Stone Austin Steve, and Brad "Rhythm Section" Hargreaves decked SOS: Steeler Pulaski, and Dennis Condrey* at 13:50 (Headbutt) by 14 (handicap). |
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Card 23: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 11,099) |
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SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers pinned Maple Leaf Dugan at 2:46 (Spinning Back Fist) by 90. SOS: Pink Ranger outmuscled Tofi Tripton at 3:00 (Spinning Back Fist) by 95. SOS: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers bested Rickshaw Driver #1 at 4:47 (Spinning Back Fist) by 95. The Skull of Death tied NME: Pumpkinhead at 5:04 (Double Disqualification). SOS: Kelly over The Beast at 2:34 (Disqualification: used powder). NME: Chucky overpowered SOS: Tilly Blimphart at 19:44 (Hi, I'm Chucky, Wanna Play?) by 6. TV Six-man titles: SOS: Reptile, Mighty Max De Jung, and Z Gangsta* beat Ghengis Kahn*, Freako the Clown, and RAINBOW: The Spectrum Spectre at 7:23 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 73. |
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Battle Royal: Held in Lagos (Attendance: 14,318) |
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The Beast was given $1,000 when The Skull of Death threw him outside the ring. The Skull of Death gained $1,100 in imaginary money when Messenger of Death threw him into some fans at ringside. Messenger of Death was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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