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INTENSE IMPACT LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #336 -- JULY 2024 |
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Card 1: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 17,285) |
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EDGE: The Mastermind decked Daren Facelift in 6 at 4:04 (Headbutt) by 98. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested The Llamanator in 6 at 3:16 (Ankle Lock) by 105. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff over "Mr. Manly" Hugh Mann in 1 at 8:24 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). EDGE: Chris Pine annihilated EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 29:25 (Camel Clutch) by 2. TBZ: Silver Panda beat EDGE: Hamilton P. Sandwich at 21:37 (Susie Q) by 7. EDGE: James Franco overpowered Cooper Mac in 6 at 6:19 (Headbutt) by 93. CURE/BDE: Tree Trunk Shatterday pinned Tommy D. Mandel in 10 at 2:28 (Shoulder Breaker) by 150. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White outmuscled EDGE: John Krasinski at 56:22 (Camel Clutch) by 3. |
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Card 2: Held in Lagos (Attendance: 17,382) |
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EDGE: James Franco bested Daren Facelift in 6 at 4:52 (Headbutt) by 98. CURE/BDE: The Smoke beat The Llamanator in 6 at 1:27 (Ankle Lock) by 107. EDGE: James Franco pinned Glass Jaw Louie in 10 at 1:54 (Crescent Kick) by 143. Victorian title: EDGE: Jason Lee bested EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 22:13 (Superplex) by 10. EDGE: Tagmaster #1 annihilated EDGE: Hamilton P. Sandwich at 29:03 (Camel Clutch) by 1. EDGE: James Franco destroyed Tommy D. Mandel in 10 at 2:38 (Crescent Kick) by 147. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff overpowered Horatio the Insane in 9 at 4:55 (Hammerlock) by 89. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White outmuscled EDGE: Tagmaster #2 at 47:30 (Camel Clutch) by 3. |
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Card 3: Held in Bordeaux (Attendance: 18,977) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff beat Daren Facelift in 6 at 3:03 (Ankle Lock) by 91. EDGE: James Franco pinned Gracious G. Henderson in 6 at 3:40 (Headbutt) by 94. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff decked Glass Jaw Louie in 10 at 1:29 (Shoulder Breaker) by 142. EDGE: Jeremy Allen White won over EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 23:23 (Camel Clutch) by 8. EDGE: Zac Efron destroyed EDGE: Hamilton P. Sandwich at 27:02 (Camel Clutch) by 4. EDGE: James Franco bested Horatio the Insane at 0:18 (Camel Clutch) by 140. CURE/BDE: Tree Trunk Shatterday defeated Horatio the Insane in 9 at 3:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 93. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White outmuscled EDGE: Zac Efron at 40:50 (Camel Clutch) by 2. |
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Card 4: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 8,662) |
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TBZ: Silver Panda decked Daren Facelift in 6 at 6:12 (Hammerlock) by 94. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff over Gracious G. Henderson in 1 at 15:48 (Disqualification: used powder). EDGE: Manic Matthew Anderson won over EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 24:57 (Camel Clutch) by 7 (non-title). EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass decked EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 23:51 (Camel Clutch) by 6. EDGE: The Mastermind won over CURE: Rampage at 15:10 (Camel Clutch) by 10. EDGE: James Franco decked Jonez in 6 at 4:23 (Headbutt) by 108. EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton overpowered EDGE: The Hitman at 24:43 (Camel Clutch) by 7. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White annihilated EDGE: Chris Pine at 34:58 (Camel Clutch) by 6. |
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Card 5: Held in Riyadh (Attendance: 17,467) |
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CURE/BDE: The Smoke defeated Daren Facelift in 6 at 2:51 (Ankle Lock) by 93. CURE/BDE: The Smoke over Gracious G. Henderson in 1 at 9:57 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot outmuscled EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 28:22 (Camel Clutch) by 4. EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger outmuscled EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 28:27 (Camel Clutch) by 3. TBZ: Silver Panda over CURE: Rampage in 12 at 5:47 (Disqualification: pushed ref). EDGE: James Franco beat Super Guido in 6 at 3:12 (Headbutt) by 108. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff pinned Jonez in 6 at 3:00 (Ankle Lock) by 101. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White defeated EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 40:48 (Camel Clutch) by 8. |
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Card 6: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 17,781) |
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CURE: Yellow Ninja pinned EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 24:57 (Superplex) by 9. EDGE: James Franco outmuscled Tommy Kennedy in 6 at 2:30 (Headbutt) by 99. EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot tied EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown (Time Limit). EDGE: Stefon Diggs defeated EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 29:04 (Camel Clutch) by 2. Wuhan title: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot overpowered EDGE: Chris Pine at 21:35 (Camel Clutch) by 6. EDGE: Bradley Cooper annihilated EDGE: Jeremy Allen White at 27:33 (Camel Clutch) by 2 (non-title). EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff outmuscled Super Guido in 6 at 3:40 (Ankle Lock) by 101. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White outmuscled EDGE: The Hitman at 39:34 (Camel Clutch) by 9. |
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Card 7: Held in Sioux City (Attendance: 19,904) |
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EDGE: Chilly McFreeze won over EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 19:48 (Camel Clutch) by 7. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff overpowered Tommy Kennedy in 6 at 2:39 (Ankle Lock) by 92. EDGE: "No Quit" Alex P. annihilated EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 27:56 (Camel Clutch) by 4. EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce outmuscled EDGE: The Hitman at 28:36 (Camel Clutch) by 1. EDGE: James Franco destroyed Chuck "the Obtuse" Angle in 6 at 6:09 (Headbutt) by 94. EDGE: Bradley Cooper beat TBZ: Silver Panda at 29:10 (Camel Clutch) by 1. TBZ: Silver Panda defeated CURE/BDE: Dump Truck Shatterday at 27:00 (Susie Q) by 1. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White annihilated EDGE: The Mastermind at 22:02 (Camel Clutch) by 7. |
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Card 8: Held in Bern (Attendance: 8,436) |
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EDGE: Chilly McFreeze destroyed EDGE: The Hitman at 15:49 (Camel Clutch) by 8. EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker bested EDGE: Tagmaster #1 at 29:08 (Camel Clutch) by 4. EDGE: James Franco destroyed EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 28:01 (Camel Clutch) by 4. EDGE: Corbin Xtreme won over EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 27:49 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE: John Krasinski). EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff destroyed Chuck "the Obtuse" Angle in 6 at 4:21 (Ankle Lock) by 87. EDGE: Jeremy Allen White defeated EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 29:50 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: DA: Kid Smash). CURE: Brown Ninja annihilated TBZ: Silver Panda at 28:05 (Superplex) by 2. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White overpowered EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 28:47 (Camel Clutch) by 9. |
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Card 9: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 15,237) |
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EDGE: Tagmaster #2 defeated EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson at 27:32 (Camel Clutch) by 1. EDGE: James Franco overpowered "Beastly" Bernie Brogan in 6 at 1:36 (Headbutt) by 80. EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot beat EDGE: Ryan Reynolds at 27:23 (Camel Clutch) by 2. EDGE: Crazy Snake won over EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 29:18 (Camel Clutch) by 4. Amateur United title: EDGE: Pistol Pete pinned EDGE: Tagmaster #1 at 21:09 (Camel Clutch) by 6. TBZ: Silver Panda bested EDGE: Channing Tatum at 29:55 (Susie Q) by 5 (Guest Referee: ZOO: Red River Valley Express II). TBZ: Silver Panda bested EDGE: Zac Efron at 27:21 (Susie Q) by 3. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White beat EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 50:59 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: The Creditor). |
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Card 10: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 17,705) |
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EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson annihilated EDGE: Tagmaster #1 at 27:18 (Camel Clutch) by 1. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff decked "Beastly" Bernie Brogan in 6 at 5:26 (Ankle Lock) by 73. EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass bested EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 29:58 (Camel Clutch) by 3. CURE/BDE: Stanky Legg Shatterday bested Razorback in 6 at 4:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 124. EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson pinned EDGE: The Mastermind at 28:25 (Camel Clutch) by 1. EDGE: Jeremy Allen White outmuscled EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger at 29:50 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: Ali el-Qatar). CURE/BDE: Dump Truck Shatterday bested Dwayne Wolfe in 6 at 4:18 (Crescent Kick) by 93. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White decked EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto at 31:28 (Camel Clutch) by 4. |
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Card 11: Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 6,356) |
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CURE: Orange Ninja destroyed EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 18:08 (Superplex) by 7. CURE/BDE: "Big Homie" D.J. Trump pinned "Beastly" Bernie Brogan in 6 at 2:05 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 75. EDGE: Dave Xtreme bested EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 29:15 (Camel Clutch) by 4. CURE/BDE: Stanky Legg Shatterday bested Cooper Mac in 6 at 4:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 86. EDGE: Liev Schreiber destroyed EDGE: The Mastermind at 29:27 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: The Wrestlemaniac). EDGE: Jeremy Allen White bested EDGE: Tagmaster #2 at 27:37 (Camel Clutch) by 3 (non-title). North Region title: EDGE: Adam Thielen bested EDGE: The Hitman at 24:19 (Camel Clutch) by 10. Main event: EDGE: Jeremy Allen White won over EDGE: Tagmaster #1 at 41:46 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker). |
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Card 12: Held in Tokyo (Attendance: 12,575) |
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EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley won over EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 18:15 (Camel Clutch) by 6. EDGE: James Franco annihilated Iceberg in 6 at 4:56 (Headbutt) by 100. CURE/BDE: Dump Truck Shatterday pinned EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 29:35 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Commissioner's Choice) (Guest Referee: EDGE: Crazy Snake). CURE/BDE: Stanky Legg Shatterday destroyed Jonez in 6 at 2:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 101. EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana annihilated EDGE: The Mastermind at 27:56 (Camel Clutch) by 2. EDGE: Jeremy Allen White overpowered EDGE: Tagmaster #1 at 28:54 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: The Wrestlemaniac). EDGE: Hardcore Xtreme pinned EDGE: The Hitman at 18:57 (Camel Clutch) by 6. Main event: EDGE: Bradley Cooper won over EDGE: Jeremy Allen White at 46:11 (Camel Clutch) by 2 (Commissioner's Choice). |
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Card 13: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 18,281) |
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EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley tied EDGE: Tagmaster #2 at 2:53 (No Contest). EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff pinned Iceberg in 6 at 6:04 (Ankle Lock) by 93. Lightweight title: CURE: Brown Ninja decked EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 19:28 (Superplex) by 8. CURE/BDE: Stanky Legg Shatterday decked Super Guido in 6 at 1:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 101. Zaire title: EDGE: Superquake decked EDGE: The Mastermind at 21:15 (Superplex) by 9. EDGE: Jeremy Allen White decked EDGE: Zac Efron at 29:44 (Camel Clutch) by 2 (Commissioner's Choice). CURE/BDE: Dump Truck Shatterday over Bobby Wolfe in 3 at 4:05 (Count Out). Main event: EDGE: Bradley Cooper bested EDGE: "Iron" Mike Lung at 59:06 (Camel Clutch) by 2. |
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Card 14: Held in Yonkers (Attendance: 18,047) |
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EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto pinned EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 29:51 (Camel Clutch) by 1. EDGE: James Franco beat "Hardly the Worst" Samuel Best at 2:55 (Camel Clutch) by 148. EDGE: Jason Xtreme outmuscled EDGE: "Queen City" Char Lot at 27:16 (Camel Clutch) by 4. EDGE: Angelic Kitty Cat overpowered EDGE: The Mastermind at 16:54 (Camel Clutch) by 6. EDGE: James Franco beat Razorback in 6 at 2:04 (Headbutt) by 131. TBZ: Silver Panda pinned EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass at 29:11 (Susie Q) by 3. CURE/BDE: Dump Truck Shatterday outmuscled Juan Knight in 6 at 3:10 (Crescent Kick) by 61. Main event: EDGE: Bradley Cooper destroyed EDGE: James Franco at 38:07 (Camel Clutch) by 3. |
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Card 15: Held in Innsbruck (Attendance: 7,708) |
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Independent title: EDGE: Doc Holiday outmuscled EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto at 28:39 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: Jonez). EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff defeated "Hardly the Worst" Samuel Best in 10 at 3:27 (Shoulder Breaker) by 112. EDGE: Jeremy Allen White beat EDGE: "Heroic" Chris Hero at 29:25 (Camel Clutch) by 2 (non-title). TBZ: Silver Panda pinned EDGE: Angelic Kitty Cat at 29:49 (Susie Q) by 2. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff destroyed Razorback in 6 at 3:59 (Ankle Lock) by 124. EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb defeated EDGE: The Hitman at 20:32 (Camel Clutch) by 10. CURE: Jacknife tied EDGE: Zac Efron (Time Limit). Main event: EDGE: Bradley Cooper beat EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 27:00 (Camel Clutch) by 6. |
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Card 16: Held in Rotterdam (Attendance: 17,204) |
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EDGE: Bradley Cooper decked EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto at 18:26 (Camel Clutch) by 6 (non-title). CURE/BDE: "Big Homie" D.J. Trump overpowered "Hardly the Worst" Samuel Best in 10 at 4:08 (Flying Dropkick) by 116. TBZ: Silver Panda bested EDGE: "Heroic" Chris Hero at 29:17 (Susie Q) by 3. EDGE: Angelic Kitty Cat destroyed EDGE: Zac Efron at 28:48 (Camel Clutch) by 1. Armed Forces title: EDGE: The Comet bested EDGE: Zac Efron at 29:56 (Camel Clutch) by 3. EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb overpowered EDGE: Zac Efron at 28:42 (Camel Clutch) by 3. CURE: Roadrunner Rick Rage bested EDGE: Tagmaster #1 at 28:44 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce). Main event: EDGE: Bradley Cooper pinned EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown at 17:15 (Camel Clutch) by 7. |
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Card 17: Held in Florence (Attendance: 13,684) |
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EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto tied EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff (Time Limit). EDGE: James Franco decked David Jay in 6 at 1:10 (Headbutt) by 112. EDGE: James Franco decked "Mr. Certain" Victor E. in 6 at 2:21 (Headbutt) by 95. EDGE: Temperate Thomas won over EDGE: Billy the Kid at 20:44 (Camel Clutch) by 8. TBZ: Silver Panda over EDGE: "The Hulk" Dirk Rogan at 11:04 (Count Out). EDGE: Zac Efron overpowered EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson at 28:17 (Camel Clutch) by 4. EDGE: Doc Holiday and Matt Smith* tied CURE/BDE: The Smoke* and "Big Homie" D.J. Trump at 4:22 (Double Disqualification). |
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Card 18: Held in Naples (Attendance: 18,116) |
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EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto destroyed EDGE: Stefon Diggs at 27:13 (Camel Clutch) by 2. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested David Jay in 6 at 1:41 (Ankle Lock) by 105. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff overpowered "Mr. Certain" Victor E. at 0:32 (Camel Clutch) by 160. EDGE: The Mastermind bested EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 27:51 (Camel Clutch) by 2. CURE: Roadrunner Rick Rage over EDGE: "The Hulk" Dirk Rogan in 11 at 4:22 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone) (Commissioner's Choice, International #1 Contend). EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff overpowered Ali el-Qatar in 6 at 6:34 (Ankle Lock) by 94. EDGE: Pistol Pete and Jason Lee* tied CURE/BDE: The Smoke* and "Big Homie" D.J. Trump at 10:13 (No Contest). |
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Card 19: Held in Los Angeles (Attendance: 10,322) |
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EDGE: Corbin Xtreme defeated EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto at 27:05 (Camel Clutch) by 1. EDGE: John Krasinski beat The Wrestlemaniac in 7 at 2:43 (Flying Dropkick) by 71 (non-title). CURE/BDE: "Big Homie" D.J. Trump defeated "Mr. Certain" Victor E. in 6 at 2:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90. EDGE: Matt Smith won over EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 17:51 (Superplex) by 11. EDGE: Jeremy Allen White bested EDGE: Chris Pine at 15:42 (Camel Clutch) by 6 (non-title). CURE/BDE: "Big Homie" D.J. Trump pinned Ali el-Qatar in 6 at 6:18 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96. CURE/BDE: The Smoke* and "Big Homie" D.J. Trump annihilated EDGE: Billy the Kid and Stone Cold* at 22:35 (Superplex) by 9. |
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Card 20: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 11,900) |
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EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto bested EDGE: Seth Rogen at 27:09 (Camel Clutch) by 3. EDGE: James Franco beat The Wrestlemaniac in 7 at 3:38 (Flying Dropkick) by 71. Latin American title: EDGE: Manic Matthew Anderson defeated EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 15:11 (Camel Clutch) by 11. EDGE: Savage Scott Harper pinned EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 27:05 (Susie Q) by 4. EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana outmuscled EDGE: Chris Pine at 28:16 (Camel Clutch) by 1. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff won over Cooper Mac in 6 at 6:21 (Ankle Lock) by 86. CURE/BDE: The Smoke* and "Big Homie" D.J. Trump destroyed EDGE: The Comet and Superquake* at 28:39 (Superplex) by 2. |
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Card 21: Held in Smyrna (Attendance: 8,461) |
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EDGE: Stone Cold pinned EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto at 29:11 (Superplex) by 2. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff beat The Wrestlemaniac in 11 at 0:56 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 133. EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce over CURE: Rampage in 7 at 5:49 (Disqualification: pushed ref) (Commissioner's Choice). EDGE: Channing Tatum beat EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 28:30 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: Dylan Rose). EDGE: Jeremy Allen White beat EDGE: James Franco at 29:54 (Camel Clutch) by 1. EDGE: "Iron" Mike Lung outmuscled EDGE: The Hitman at 20:50 (Camel Clutch) by 9. CURE/BDE: The Smoke* and "Big Homie" D.J. Trump outmuscled EDGE: The Comet and Tagmaster #2* at 21:50 (Superplex) by 8. |
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Card 22: Held in Singapore (Attendance: 11,135) |
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EDGE: James Franco bested The Llamanator in 6 at 3:02 (Headbutt) by 112. EDGE: James Franco over "Mr. Manly" Hugh Mann in 2 at 2:11 (Disqualification: manager in ring). EDGE: "No Quit" Alex P. overpowered EDGE: "Barb" E. Q. Sauce at 17:33 (Camel Clutch) by 7. EDGE: John Xtreme outmuscled EDGE: Temperate Thomas at 22:21 (Camel Clutch) by 9. EDGE: James Franco destroyed Ali el-Qatar in 6 at 1:34 (Headbutt) by 101. EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff decked Tommy D. Mandel in 10 at 0:15 (Shoulder Breaker) by 146. CURE/BDE: Stanky Legg Shatterday*, Tree Trunk Shatterday, and Dump Truck Shatterday over EDGE: Billy the Kid, The Mastermind*, and Tagmaster #1 in 14 at 7:02 (Disqualification: used powder). |
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Battle Royal: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 8,288) |
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CURE: Orange Ninja collected $1,000 in imaginary money after he got thrown outside the ring by EDGE: Bradley Cooper. CURE: Roadrunner Rick Rage picked up a cool $1,100 after TBZ: Silver Panda threw him outside the ring. TBZ: Silver Panda was given a cool $1,200 after EDGE: Bradley Cooper hurled him out. CURE: Yellow Ninja snatched $1,300 after he was flipped out of the ring by EDGE: Bradley Cooper. EDGE: Bradley Cooper was the winner of the IIL battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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