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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #106 -- FEBRUARY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 6,396) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Stink Boy in 4 at 5:01 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 28:34 (Boston Crab) by 4.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 19:05 (Boston Crab) by 8 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Phil Dukes in 6 at 4:15 (Crescent Kick) by 97 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:54 (Boston Crab) by 3 (non-title).
TV Tag-team titles: COT: Jurassic Machine and Mammoth Machine* outmuscled COT: Order Machine and Chaos Machine* at 27:41 (Prehistoric Eye Gouge) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over IMT/47: The New Normal at 49:40 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 4,127) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Stink Man in 10 at 0:42 (Headbutt) by 104 (non-title).
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway tied IMT/47: We Are In This Together (Time Limit).
Central Plains title: EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay decked SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 29:00 (Pimp Slap) by 4.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Mike Taylor in 6 at 2:47 (Crescent Kick) by 106 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed EDGE: 976-EVIL at 29:57 (Boston Crab) by 1 (non-title).
TV Six-man titles: IMT/47: We Are In This Together*, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th won over Stink Boy, "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker*, and Fred Brown in 9 at 4:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 61.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 27:44 (Boston Crab) by 8. |
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| Card 3: Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 9,713) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Bob in 6 at 1:43 (Crescent Kick) by 85 (non-title).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers drew EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux (Time Limit).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 27:39 (Boston Crab) by 1.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Fred Brown in 6 at 1:28 (Crescent Kick) by 118 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 28:46 (Boston Crab) by 4 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine* overpowered Moose, Mr. Magic, and FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant"* at 3:07 (Doomsday Eye Gouge) by 74.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 38:21 (Boston Crab) by 7. |
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| Card 4: Held in Richmond (Attendance: 9,213) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Wally Brick in 13 at 1:14 (Stunner) by 146 (non-title).
Great Lakes title: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 29:29 (The Preppy Killer) by 4.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar outmuscled IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 21:04 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 8.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Duffy Wolfe in 1 at 0:57 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone) (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 19:09 (Boston Crab) by 9 (non-title).
League Six-man titles: COT: Super Ghost Machine, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine* decked IMT/47: We Are In This Together*, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 27:26 (Doomsday Eye Gouge) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 41:51 (Boston Crab) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Utica (Attendance: 3,804) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated The Fishy Fisherman in 8 at 2:17 (Shoulder Breaker) by 109 (non-title).
BAZINGO the Magical Maniacal Clown pinned FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant" at 0:47 (Circus & Bread) by 162.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 16:29 (Boston Crab) by 8 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Curt Gold in 6 at 5:43 (Crescent Kick) by 91 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered COT: Chaos Machine at 20:09 (Boston Crab) by 8.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated EDGE: 976-EVIL at 41:53 (Boston Crab) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Miami (Attendance: 9,703) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Bruce Vanquish at 4:51 (Boston Crab) by 109 (non-title).
Flex Lewis over FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant" in 3 at 16:25 (Count Out).
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly overpowered COT: Order Machine at 28:44 (Bear Hug) by 1.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Charlie Ford in 2 at 3:42 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (non-title).
SOS/OMR: Demolition Man overpowered Flex Lewis in 7 at 1:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 79.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 43:25 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Lyons (Attendance: 9,755) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Neil B. Formee at 0:56 (Boston Crab) by 143 (non-title).
Jason Voorhees won over The Apex Predator at 27:55 (The Victim) by 4.
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly annihilated CURE: Hammer at 29:48 (Bear Hug) by 2.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Dr. Blank in 6 at 3:26 (Crescent Kick) by 101 (non-title).
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre annihilated IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 29:24 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn in 9 at 59:58 (Palm Strike) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in Belfast (Attendance: 9,936) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 4:44 (Palm Strike) by 123 (non-title).
Jason Voorhees annihilated He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe at 4:20 (The Victim) by 106.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 21:34 (Boston Crab) by 7 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Tim McCormick in 1 at 4:33 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 29:26 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 41:17 (Boston Crab) by 9. |
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| Card 9: Held in Osaka (Attendance: 8,696) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked The Greater Cheese Grater at 2:00 (Boston Crab) by 128 (non-title).
VIRUS: Pedro Dominguez bested FREEDOM FUNZION: Jeremy "Kane" Potvin at 3:55 (Dominguez Doormat) by 67.
Southeast title: COT: Mammoth Machine decked SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:21 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 3.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Dandy Davis in 6 at 2:29 (Crescent Kick) by 81 (non-title).
IMT/47: The New Normal bested He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe in 11 at 1:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 98 (non-title, loser leaves Eternia).
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 39:15 (Boston Crab) by 7. |
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| Card 10: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 8,502) |
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The Apex Predator beat Moose in 13 at 2:37 (Brainbuster) by 100.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together won over FREEDOM FUNZION: Jeremy "Kane" Potvin in 7 at 6:42 (Crescent Kick) by 52.
IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th defeated SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 29:24 (Unburdened By What Has Pinned) by 2.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 2:10 (Crescent Kick) by 86 (non-title).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* destroyed Martin Dean and "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker* in 9 at 4:15 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 47:27 (Boston Crab) by 8. |
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| Card 11: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 8,139) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 1:17 (Boston Crab) by 125 (non-title).
East Coast title: CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson outmuscled SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 27:16 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin annihilated CURE: Hammer at 27:00 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 3.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 17:14 (Boston Crab) by 7.
COT: Super Ghost Machine* and Jurassic Machine destroyed Moose* and FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant" at 4:09 (Million Yen Piledriver) by 110.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 15:30 (Boston Crab) by 10. |
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| Card 12: Held in Fredericksburg (Attendance: 9,319) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 1 at 8:37 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR tied EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane (Time Limit).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 28:36 (Boston Crab) by 4.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 27:43 (Boston Crab) by 2.
COT: Jurassic Machine and Mammoth Machine* won over Fred Brown and Outlaw Ben Slick* in 6 at 4:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 85.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 34:26 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Shanghai (Attendance: 4,499) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Frank's Friend Kyle at 1:21 (Boston Crab) by 139 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 23:18 (Boston Crab) by 7 (non-title).
VIRUS: Butch Bourbon destroyed He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe in 11 at 4:57 (Figure Four) by 89.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Professor Wrassle in 6 at 1:48 (Crescent Kick) by 98 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: COT: Shadow Machine and Super Ghost Machine* pinned IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 21:16 (Million Yen Piledriver) by 8.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 53:30 (Boston Crab) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 5,823) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Al the Hacksaw in 3 at 8:19 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 15:00 (Boston Crab) by 10 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Peter Lawler in 6 at 3:52 (Crescent Kick) by 90 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Henry O. in 6 at 2:26 (Crescent Kick) by 105 (non-title).
COT: Shadow Machine and Super Ghost Machine* decked COT: Order Machine and Chaos Machine* at 27:18 (Million Yen Piledriver) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 36:20 (Boston Crab) by 7. |
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| Card 15: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 3,274) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn in 9 at 28:04 (Palm Strike) by 3 (non-title).
COT: Shadow Machine annihilated SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 19:45 (Shadowban) by 7.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Jimmy Roth in 6 at 6:20 (Crescent Kick) by 73 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled COT: Super Ghost Machine at 28:30 (Boston Crab) by 2.
COT: Jurassic Machine and Mammoth Machine* destroyed IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 20:44 (Prehistoric Eye Gouge) by 8.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers drew EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 6:38 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 16: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 7,996) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn outmuscled IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 28:24 (Boston Crab) by 5 (Guest Referee: SOS/AI: The Spaceman).
West Coast title: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva bested SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 16:42 (Superplex) by 8.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Steve Shields in 6 at 1:22 (Crescent Kick) by 130 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 27:00 (Boston Crab) by 4.
COT: Order Machine and Chaos Machine* pinned IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 29:45 (Spike Piledriver) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 52:57 (Boston Crab) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Bordeaux (Attendance: 7,388) |
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CURE: Hammer gained $1,000 when EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay tossed him out of the ring.
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre was paid $1,100 after getting thrown out by CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson was paid $1,200 after being thrown into the audience by EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle.
CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva collected $1,300 when he was hurled onto the steps by CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane gained $1,400 in imaginary earnings when EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay tossed him out of the ring.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway pocketed $1,500 after he was flung outside the ring by EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay was awarded an imaginary $1,600 when EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux threw him out.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle snatched $1,700 when CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn flipped him onto the steps.
CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn nabbed $1,800 after EDGE: 976-EVIL threw him out of the ring.
EDGE: 976-EVIL grabbed $1,900 when he was thrown onto the announcer's table by EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won $2,000 after being thrown out of the ring by EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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