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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #112 -- SUMMER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 7,490) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Stink Boy in 11 at 2:22 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 118.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 2:58 (Crescent Kick) by 72.
Great Lakes title: SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume overpowered COT: Shadow Machine at 28:27 (Smash with Reesemart Dinnerware) by 1.
IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th won over SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:56 (Unburdened By What Has Pinned) by 3.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Phil Dukes in 2 at 0:46 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 2:00 (Crescent Kick) by 98.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over SOS/OMR: Nigerian Nightmare at 0:16 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar won over SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 42:04 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 5. |
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| Card 2: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 5,508) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Stink Boy in 11 at 3:02 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 119.
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 3:14 (Flying Dropkick) by 69.
SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar over Fred Brown in 1 at 5:46 (Count Out) (non-title).
TV title: COT: Chaos Machine decked SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:17 (Chaos Theory) by 4.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Mike Taylor in 6 at 2:44 (Crescent Kick) by 111.
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 5:57 (Flying Dropkick) by 95.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled SOS/OMR: Irish Hand Grenade at 8:59 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 24.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar destroyed IMT/47: The New Normal at 47:15 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 6. |
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| Card 3: Held in Panama City (Attendance: 9,650) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Stink Man in 10 at 4:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 107.
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested King of Second Street in 11 at 4:20 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 112.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin pinned SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 27:40 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 3 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered LOTR: Atomic Punk at 8:05 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 22.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Mike Taylor in 6 at 3:27 (Flying Dropkick) by 108.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested COT: Shadow Machine at 27:46 (RV is Toast) by 5 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over SOS/OMR: American Psycho in 14 at 6:00 (Superplex) by 25.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar destroyed SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 38:05 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 6. |
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| Card 4: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 1,621) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Bob in 6 at 2:45 (Crescent Kick) by 80.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Mr. Magic at 4:31 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 93.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin over Fred Brown in 1 at 7:29 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested LOTR: Violator at 9:04 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 26.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Fred Brown in 1 at 0:41 (Count Out).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Professor Wrassle in 6 at 0:42 (Crescent Kick) by 113.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over CURE: Hammer in 14 at 23:29 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar won over COT: Shadow Machine at 45:49 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 5,169) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Bob in 6 at 3:28 (Flying Dropkick) by 77.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat "Tyrant of Dominance" Decimus Skurge at 9:08 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 26.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 18:02 (RV is Toast) by 6 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 14:22 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 20.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Fred Brown in 1 at 28:14 (Count Out).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Henry O. in 6 at 4:02 (Crescent Kick) by 119.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned SOS/IND: Last Minute Thursday at 10:08 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 26.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar defeated COT: Jurassic Machine at 58:14 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 4,922) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Wally Brick at 0:16 (Boston Crab) by 151.
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested MiG-21 "Fishbed" in 11 at 10:49 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 17.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin drew EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 1:04 (Double Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned VIRUS: "Southern Hangman" Tex Coleman in 11 at 12:24 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 15.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 4:20 (Crescent Kick) by 102.
Central Plains title: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated IMT/47: The New Normal at 28:55 (Boston Crab) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over SOS/IND: Last Minute Tuesday in 14 at 6:30 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar decked EDGE: 976-EVIL at 44:19 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 5. |
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| Card 7: Held in Tulsa (Attendance: 8,826) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over The Fishy Fisherman in 3 at 12:45 (Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered MiG-15 "Falcon" at 10:04 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 26.
COT: Shadow Machine defeated SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 27:01 (Shadowban) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over VIRUS: "Dirty Magnum" Ray Calhoun at 9:07 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 25.
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 4:58 (Flying Dropkick) by 99.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat SOS/OMR: Natural Born Killer at 14:56 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 23.
COT: Jurassic Machine drew EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 7:34 (Double Count Out).
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar destroyed IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 20:29 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 6. |
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| Card 8: Held in Pasadena (Attendance: 6,346) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine bested The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 6:35 (Flying Dropkick) by 59.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 9:38 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 21.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:46 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 2.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over VIRUS: Butch Bourbon in 14 at 9:37 (Superplex) by 25.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Curt Gold in 6 at 2:37 (Crescent Kick) by 91.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Kevlar "Ghost" Warner in 13 at 11:31 (Stunner) by 21.
COT: Jurassic Machine won over IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 27:20 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 4 (non-title).
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar beat SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 24:41 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 8. |
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| Card 9: Held in Gadsden (Attendance: 1,692) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Neil B. Formee in 6 at 5:40 (Crescent Kick) by 70.
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 10:21 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 27.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 29:51 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed VIRUS: Pedro Dominguez at 10:51 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 21.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Curt Gold in 6 at 4:50 (Flying Dropkick) by 88.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned LOTR: Painkiller at 4:22 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 31.
Southwest title: COT: Order Machine beat IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 29:43 (Order of Magnitude) by 2.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar pinned EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 51:19 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 5,705) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 1:42 (Palm Strike) by 140.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled SOS/AI: The Cat at 9:00 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 30.
COT: Jurassic Machine pinned SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 29:54 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 3.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over VIRUS: Paco Dominguez at 0:29 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Charlie Ford in 6 at 1:10 (Crescent Kick) by 112.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over "Short Order" Nash Slinger in 13 at 6:26 (Count Out).
Northeast title: IMT/47: Flatten the Curve defeated EDGE: 976-EVIL at 29:11 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 3.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar won over IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 48:12 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 2. |
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| Card 11: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 7,839) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 0:51 (Ankle Lock) by 136.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:28 (The Preppy Killer) by 3.
COT: Mammoth Machine outmuscled SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 27:51 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 1.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Peter Lawler in 6 at 2:38 (Crescent Kick) by 112.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Charlie Ford in 6 at 3:55 (Flying Dropkick) by 109.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled SOS/OMR: War Machine in 14 at 7:30 (Superplex) by 21.
COT: Order Machine* and Chaos Machine outmuscled IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 22:57 (Spike Piledriver) by 8.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar won over SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 40:01 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 9. |
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| Card 12: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 2,961) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled The Greater Cheese Grater at 4:03 (Boston Crab) by 123.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned Jason Voorhees at 10:06 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 21.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay won over SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:30 (Pimp Slap) by 3.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Peter Lawler in 6 at 4:21 (Flying Dropkick) by 109.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Dr. Blank in 6 at 6:21 (Crescent Kick) by 98.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned SOS/AI: The Fox at 8:00 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 23.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* decked Drake*, Fred Brown, and Henry O. in 6 at 6:35 (Mounted Punches) by 58.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar won over IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 29:26 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 2,461) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over "Clever" Cliff Cleaver in 2 at 4:04 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin decked SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 27:13 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle pinned SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 27:29 (Fly Trap) by 3.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Jimmy Roth in 6 at 3:14 (Crescent Kick) by 69.
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Dr. Blank in 6 at 6:00 (Flying Dropkick) by 95.
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered Flex Powersnap at 4:53 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 27.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together*, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th bested "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker, Al the Hacksaw*, and Steve Shields in 9 at 5:41 (Hammerlock) by 91.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar overpowered EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 49:01 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Budapest (Attendance: 9,308) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 6 at 6:26 (Crescent Kick) by 68.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin overpowered SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 27:32 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 1.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin tied EDGE: 976-EVIL at 7:33 (Double Disqualification).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Jimmy Roth in 6 at 7:00 (Flying Dropkick) by 66.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Tim McCormick in 6 at 5:18 (Crescent Kick) by 99.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed SOS/AI: The Spaceman at 12:40 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 19.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 34:43 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 5,743) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 6 at 7:27 (Flying Dropkick) by 65.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones pinned SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 27:53 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 3.
Pacific Northwest title: SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin decked IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 29:01 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 1.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Steve Shields in 6 at 2:50 (Crescent Kick) by 133.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Tim McCormick in 6 at 5:03 (Flying Dropkick) by 96.
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Brutal Bud Rose in 11 at 12:41 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 13.
Main event: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 50:50 (RV is Toast) by 1. |
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| Card 16: Held in Fort Worth (Attendance: 5,730) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Frank's Friend Kyle in 2 at 1:47 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
East Coast title: EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay destroyed SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 27:56 (Pimp Slap) by 4.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin beat IMT/47: The New Normal at 29:09 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Steve Shields in 6 at 0:43 (Flying Dropkick) by 130.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Dandy Davis in 6 at 2:24 (Crescent Kick) by 76.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Karma Vain at 11:48 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 24.
Main event: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 44:59 (RV is Toast) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 9,198) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Frank's Friend Kyle in 2 at 4:13 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume beat SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 29:33 (Smash with Reesemart Dinnerware) by 2.
IMT/47: Flatten the Curve pinned SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:36 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 3.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Phil Dukes in 2 at 3:18 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Dandy Davis in 6 at 2:39 (Flying Dropkick) by 73.
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked BC Doom at 9:05 (Million Dollar Superplex) by 24. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Portland (Attendance: 9,878) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux nabbed $1,000 when EDGE: 976-EVIL threw him between the ropes.
EDGE: 976-EVIL snatched $1,100 after EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers flipped him onto the concrete floor.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers picked up $1,200 when EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay tossed him out.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay picked up an imaginary $1,300 after he was catapulted into some chairs at ringside by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle took $1,400 after EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane flipped him onto the apron.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won the HAL battle royal and its $40,000 purse. |
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