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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #117 -- OCTOBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in London (Attendance: 465) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Stink Boy in 4 at 2:14 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway beat COT: Jurassic Machine at 24:19 (Stunner) by 6 (non-title).
COT: Mammoth Machine destroyed Fred Brown in 6 at 2:24 (Flying Dropkick) by 128 (non-title).
East Coast title: COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium won over IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 27:18 (Land of Delusion) by 4.
COT: Jurassic Machine decked EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 7:41 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 18.
Main event: COT: Mammoth Machine outmuscled COT: Jurassic Machine at 51:40 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Bari (Attendance: 945) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Stink Man in 12 at 5:47 (Brainbuster) by 87.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway annihilated COT: Order Machine at 28:08 (Stunner) by 2.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Duffy Wolfe in 12 at 1:22 (Brainbuster) by 156.
COT: Jurassic Machine destroyed COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs at 29:46 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 1.
COT: Jurassic Machine over EDGE: 976-EVIL in 13 at 4:41 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine decked COT: Mammoth Machine at 44:13 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 503) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Bob in 12 at 4:13 (Brainbuster) by 105.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway decked EDGE: 976-EVIL at 6:45 (Stunner) by 28.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Curt Gold in 12 at 0:49 (Brainbuster) by 133.
COT/MULES: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter" decked COT: Jurassic Machine at 28:58 (The Movement) by 1.
IMT/47: The New Normal bested COT: Jurassic Machine at 27:04 (Point Flow Passport) by 3.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 57:41 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 510) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Wally Brick at 1:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 135.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway won over IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 28:24 (Stunner) by 5 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Flex Lewis).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Charlie Ford in 6 at 6:51 (Tree of Woe Kicks) by 88.
COT: Order Machine overpowered COT/MULES: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter" at 29:37 (Order of Magnitude) by 3 (non-title).
IMT/47: Flatten the Curve outmuscled COT: Jurassic Machine at 28:36 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 1.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway overpowered COT: Super Ghost Machine at 55:39 (Stunner) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 866) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested The Fishy Fisherman at 2:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 103.
COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs over EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers in 6 at 20:39 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Dr. Blank in 1 at 3:50 (Disqualification: hit ref).
Pacific Northwest title: COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns over EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle in 11 at 5:46 (Disqualification: nail file).
IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th won over COT: Jurassic Machine at 29:49 (12th Booster) by 1.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway decked EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 15:45 (Stunner) by 26. |
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| Card 6: Held in Macon (Attendance: 500) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Bruce Vanquish at 6:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 68.
COT: Jurassic Machine won over EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 15:10 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 19.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Tim McCormick in 12 at 1:54 (Brainbuster) by 158.
COT: Shadow Machine bested COT: Jurassic Machine at 28:05 (Shadowban) by 3.
CURE: Hammer destroyed COT: Jurassic Machine at 27:43 (Hammered) by 4.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway won over EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 17:07 (Stunner) by 25. |
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| Card 7: Held in Franklin Township (Attendance: 288) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Neil B. Formee in 12 at 6:00 (Brainbuster) by 96.
Northeast title: IMT/47: We Are In This Together over EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers in 9 at 3:22 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Dandy Davis in 12 at 3:33 (Brainbuster) by 103.
Southeast title: CURE: Hammer outmuscled COT: Shadow Machine at 29:54 (Hammered) by 1.
COT: Jurassic Machine pinned COT: Chaos Machine at 28:01 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 1.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway overpowered EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 8:36 (Stunner) by 24. |
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| Card 8: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 935) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker at 0:58 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 164.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 7:31 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 23.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Outlaw Ben Slick in 12 at 2:04 (Brainbuster) by 156.
West Coast title: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva pinned IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 28:19 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
IMT/47: The New Normal over EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle in 11 at 1:54 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway won over COT/MULES: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter" at 50:32 (Stunner) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva). |
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| Card 9: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 343) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested The Greater Cheese Grater at 3:55 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 92.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson bested COT: Jurassic Machine at 28:25 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
COT: Glass City Assassin Havoc over EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane in 11 at 0:58 (Disqualification: hit ref).
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 29:42 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 2.
Southwest title: IMT/47: Flatten the Curve bested COT: Chaos Machine at 28:41 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 2.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway overpowered COT: Shadow Machine at 31:09 (Stunner) by 3. |
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| Card 10: Held in Tijuana (Attendance: 843) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 2:12 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 95.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Peter Lawler in 12 at 1:06 (Brainbuster) by 144.
COT: Jurassic Machine outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 13:48 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 20.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones drew COT: Jurassic Machine at 6:45 (Double Disqualification).
IMT/47: We Are In This Together* and He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe bested Tim McCormick and Outlaw Ben Slick* in 6 at 6:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 72.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway bested COT: Chaos Machine at 41:11 (Stunner) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 832) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings at 2:19 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 130.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Jimmy Roth in 12 at 0:29 (Brainbuster) by 128.
Mid-Atlantic title: COT: Order Machine annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 10:24 (Order of Magnitude) by 24.
COT: Order Machine defeated IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 29:37 (Order of Magnitude) by 4.
TV Tag-team titles: COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium and COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns* destroyed IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 29:38 (Sticking to 'Em) by 1.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway decked IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 35:03 (Stunner) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva). |
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| Card 12: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 918) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Frank's Friend Kyle in 12 at 4:17 (Brainbuster) by 98.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Steve Shields in 6 at 4:17 (Tree of Woe Kicks) by 100.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together over EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane in 9 at 4:56 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones beat EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 15:59 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 23.
COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam and Glass City Assassin Havoc* defeated CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva and "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre* at 27:20 (Glass City Beatdown) by 2.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway won over COT: Order Machine at 49:01 (Stunner) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Stow (Attendance: 909) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Al the Hacksaw in 2 at 2:53 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Phil Dukes in 2 at 2:07 (Disqualification: nail file).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Professor Wrassle in 12 at 0:43 (Brainbuster) by 159.
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre over EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle in 8 at 5:37 (Disqualification: used powder).
COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam and Glass City Assassin Havoc* pinned IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 29:59 (Glass City Beatdown) by 1.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway decked EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 15:47 (Stunner) by 30. |
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| Card 14: Held in Oslo (Attendance: 558) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn outmuscled IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 27:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Mike Taylor in 12 at 2:19 (Brainbuster) by 178.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Henry O. in 6 at 3:30 (Tree of Woe Kicks) by 92.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over COT: Jurassic Machine at 29:39 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 2.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* pinned CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva and "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre* at 27:37 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 1.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway outmuscled EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 8:13 (Stunner) by 29. |
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| Card 15: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 840) |
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TV title: CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn beat COT: Jurassic Machine at 28:05 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Fred Brown in 12 at 2:45 (Brainbuster) by 201.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 7:02 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 26.
COT: Order Machine destroyed COT: Jurassic Machine at 29:12 (Order of Magnitude) by 4.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th over Drake*, "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker, and Fred Brown in 2 at 5:06 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway overpowered IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 48:08 (Stunner) by 5 (Guest Referee: COT: Super Ghost Machine). |
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| Card 16: Held in Houston (Attendance: 506) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway beat COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam at 29:57 (Stunner) by 2.
COT: Jurassic Machine outmuscled Fred Brown in 6 at 1:26 (Flying Dropkick) by 128 (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 12:32 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 24.
COT: Jurassic Machine destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 10:29 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 23.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th defeated COT: Shadow Machine, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine* at 15:13 (Point Flow Passport) by 19.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway pinned EDGE: 976-EVIL at 9:39 (Stunner) by 28. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 300) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva took home a cool $1,000 when COT: Super Ghost Machine threw him onto the announcer's table.
COT: Chaos Machine picked up $1,100 in imaginary money after CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn threw him out of the ring.
COT: Shadow Machine received a quick $1,200 after EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay threw him out of the ring.
COT: Order Machine earned a quick $1,300 after CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn flipped him out.
COT: Jurassic Machine won $1,400 when he got tossed onto the announcer's table by EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers.
COT: Mammoth Machine picked up $1,500 when EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle catapulted him out.
CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn got $1,600 when he was thrown into some chairs at ringside by COT: Super Ghost Machine and EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux nabbed $1,700 when he was thrown into some fans at ringside by CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane collected $1,800 after EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers threw him out.
COT: Super Ghost Machine took home $1,900 when EDGE: 976-EVIL flipped him onto the announcer's table.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay was paid $2,000 when he got flipped out by EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers took home $2,100 after EDGE: 976-EVIL catapulted him out of the ring.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson was given $2,200 when CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway threw him out of the ring.
CURE: Hammer grabbed $2,300 after EDGE: 976-EVIL flung him out of the ring.
EDGE: 976-EVIL was awarded $2,400 in imaginary money when he got hurled out by CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle nabbed $2,500 when he was thrown outside the ring by CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway.
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre took $2,600 when he got flung out by CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway was the winner of the battle royal and its $30,000 purse. |
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