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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #132 -- DOG DAYS 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Crete (Attendance: 643) |
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IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones defeated Rollercoaster Randy in 6 at 7:30 (Headbutt) by 72.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled EDGE: 976-EVIL at 28:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
EDGE: 976-EVIL tied VIRUS: Hammer at 4:28 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL drew SOS: The Zombie Queen at 9:57 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 2: Held in Zacatecas (Attendance: 419) |
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EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay defeated VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 18:28 (Pimp Slap) by 13.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva pinned SOS: The Zombie Court Jester at 18:17 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
EDGE: 976-EVIL won over SOS: The Zombie Prince at 27:11 (Evil Calls) by 2.
Main event: IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones tied SOS: The Zombie Queen at 10:53 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 3: Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 274) |
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EDGE: 976-EVIL pinned VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 10:51 (Evil Calls) by 11.
SOS: The Zombie Court Jester overpowered EDGE: 976-EVIL at 28:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Rocky Mountains title: VIRUS: Hammer overpowered SOS: The Zombie Prince at 27:34 (Hammered) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers drew SOS: The Zombie Queen at 5:32 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 4: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 632) |
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VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway beat SOS: The Zombie King at 29:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
SOS: The Zombie Knight annihilated EDGE: 976-EVIL at 27:09 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve annihilated Wally Brick* and Fred Brown in 6 at 5:07 (Headbutt) by 86.
Main event: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned SOS: The Zombie Queen at 41:46 (RV is Toast) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Harrisburg (Attendance: 884) |
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VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway drew EDGE: 976-EVIL (Time Limit).
Pacific Northwest title: IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th annihilated SOS: The Zombie Knight at 27:21 (12th Booster) by 1.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* drew VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson and "Under Contract" Anderson Silva* (Time Limit).
Main event: EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay won over EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 36:21 (Pimp Slap) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 862) |
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VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre outmuscled SOS: The Zombie Princess at 24:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (non-title).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva beat EDGE: 976-EVIL at 24:01 (Cobra Clutch) by 9.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* won over COT: Mammoth Machine* at 13:38 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 20 (handicap).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva defeated EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 32:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 7: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 871) |
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West Coast title: EDGE: 976-EVIL beat SOS: The Zombie Princess at 28:16 (Evil Calls) by 3.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva bested IMT/67: We Are In This Together at 29:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
IMT/67: We Are In This Together*, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th defeated Drake, "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker, and Mike Taylor* in 9 at 1:51 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 109.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva decked SOS: The Zombie Knight at 42:59 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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| Card 8: Held in Vicksburg (Attendance: 767) |
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VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson outmuscled EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 18:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 9 (non-title).
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones drew EDGE: 976-EVIL at 2:48 (Double Disqualification).
IMT/67: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* pinned COT: Shadow Machine, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine* at 9:24 (12th Booster) by 22.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva outmuscled SOS: The Zombie Prince at 31:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 11. |
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| Card 9: Held in Wilmington (Attendance: 942) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers drew EDGE: 976-EVIL at 4:43 (No Contest).
Southeast title: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre overpowered EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva overpowered EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 22:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 766) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked IMT/67: Flatten the Curve at 27:53 (The Preppy Killer) by 2.
EDGE: 976-EVIL decked COT: Super Ghost Machine at 14:12 (Evil Calls) by 14.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva annihilated VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 43:23 (Cobra Clutch) by 9. |
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| Card 11: Held in Back of the Yards (Attendance: 676) |
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TV title: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson bested EDGE: 976-EVIL at 21:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 9.
EDGE: 976-EVIL overpowered COT: Mammoth Machine at 27:55 (Evil Calls) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva outmuscled SOS: The Zombie Princess at 25:01 (Cobra Clutch) by 12. |
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| Card 12: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 384) |
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SOS: The Zombie Queen annihilated Fred Brown in 6 at 1:03 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 129 (non-title).
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay decked EDGE: 976-EVIL at 27:10 (Pimp Slap) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva defeated SOS: The Zombie Court Jester at 16:23 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Basel (Attendance: 594) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine bested Fred Brown in 6 at 1:54 (Headbutt) by 127.
Mid-Atlantic title: IMT/67: The New Normal defeated EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 28:02 (Point Flow Passport) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva annihilated EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 21:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 8. |
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| Card 14: Held in Amman (Attendance: 339) |
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EDGE: 976-EVIL annihilated Fred Brown in 6 at 0:32 (Hammerlock) by 124 (non-title).
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle drew EDGE: 976-EVIL (Time Limit).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva annihilated COT: Super Ghost Machine at 10:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 23. |
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| Card 15: Held in Laramie (Attendance: 566) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered EDGE: 976-EVIL at 28:12 (RV is Toast) by 1.
IMT/67: The New Normal outmuscled EDGE: 976-EVIL at 17:06 (Point Flow Passport) by 6.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva annihilated COT: Mammoth Machine at 33:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 13. |
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| Card 16: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 724) |
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Central Plains title: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones at 29:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
EDGE: 976-EVIL annihilated IMT/67: Flatten the Curve at 29:19 (Evil Calls) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva bested IMT/67: Flatten the Curve at 10:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 11. |
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| Interleague Matches |
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The New Age: Marshall Von Erich (NBL) destroyed Jason Voorhees (HAL) at 27:33 (The VE-5) by 2.
Taz the Mobster Jr. (NBL) pinned The Apex Predator (HAL) at 27:52 (The Fallin' Star) by 3. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Gary (Attendance: 569) |
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EDGE: 976-EVIL got $1,000 in imaginary earnings when VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva threw him onto the concrete floor.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane nabbed $1,100 when he was thrown out of the ring by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle pocketed $1,200 after VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva flipped him out.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers collected $1,300 after EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux threw him out of the ring.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pocketed an imaginary $1,400 when VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva catapulted him onto the announcer's table.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson was awarded $1,500 when he was thrown out of the ring by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay earned $1,600 after VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva hurled him outside the ring.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn won $1,700 when he was tossed into some chairs at ringside by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva was given $1,800 when VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre threw him between the ropes.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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