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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE

BULLETIN #60 -- SUMMER 2022

Card 1: Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 636)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over Stink Boy at 5:20 (Flying Dropkick) by 82.
Mid-Atlantic title: VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 28:15 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered Tim McCormick at 0:39 (Back Elbow Smash) by 119.
TV title: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Conor McGregor beat VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal at 27:40 (Rear Naked Choke) by 5.

VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway* and "Under Contract" Randy Couture pinned SOS/IND: Last Minute Thursday and Last Minute Tuesday* at 16:24 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 7.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal annihilated VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 56:54 (Rear Naked Choke) by 3.

Card 2: Held in Budapest (Attendance: 489)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Stink Man at 7:21 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn pinned IMT/AR15: We Are In This Together at 27:50 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2 (non-title).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Dandy Davis at 11:43 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Conor McGregor overpowered IMT/AR15: We Are In This Together at 21:41 (Rear Naked Choke) by 8 (non-title).
League Six-man titles: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva*, "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre, and "Under Contract" Tito Ortiz bested IMT/AR15: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* at 18:02 (Stunner) by 8.

Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal defeated IMT/AR15: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th at 28:53 (Rear Naked Choke) by 3.

Card 3: Held in Athens (Attendance: 774)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed Bob at 1:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn beat IMT/AR15: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 29:16 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked Outlaw Ben Slick at 1:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal overpowered VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 27:46 (Rear Naked Choke) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal destroyed IMT/AR15: Flatten the Curve at 45:13 (Rear Naked Choke) by 2.

Card 4: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 755)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed Wally Brick at 0:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 129.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway decked IMT/AR15: Flatten the Curve at 27:15 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1 (non-title).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked Professor Wrassle at 1:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Tito Ortiz tied VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal at 3:40 (Double Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal defeated IMT/AR15: The New Normal at 40:59 (Rear Naked Choke) by 6.

Card 5: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 310)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed Martin Dean at 6:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90.
Central Plains title: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway bested IMT/AR15: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th at 29:48 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled Henry O. at 1:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 122.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Tito Ortiz annihilated IMT/AR15: We Are In This Together at 29:04 (Rear Naked Choke) by 3 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 54:59 (Rear Naked Choke) by 3.

Card 6: Held in Sydney (Attendance: 985)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed The Fishy Fisherman at 1:38 (Hammerlock) by 95.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over Peter Lawler at 1:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal annihilated EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:21 (Rear Naked Choke) by 4.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Andrei Arlovski bested IMT/AR15: The New Normal at 29:35 (Rear Naked Choke) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal beat VIRUS: "Under Contract" Chuck Liddell at 34:09 (Rear Naked Choke) by 4.

Card 7: Held in Woodsfield (Attendance: 869)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered Neil B. Formee at 2:08 (Stunner) by 144.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Jimmy Roth at 5:55 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
IMT/AR15: Flatten the Curve decked EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:36 (Wuhan Flu Clutch) by 2.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal defeated EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 27:53 (Rear Naked Choke) by 3 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Tito Ortiz drew VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal at 15:55 (No Contest).

Card 8: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 675)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker at 2:08 (Flying Dropkick) by 118.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned Steve Shields at 1:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 122.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson beat Dr. Blank at 4:20 (Shoulder Breaker) by 86 (non-title).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal won over EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:16 (Rear Naked Choke) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 55:10 (Rear Naked Choke) by 4.

Card 9: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 756)

VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva over "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker at 2:56 (Disqualification: nail file).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked Phil Dukes at 4:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 82.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane drew VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 7:33 (Double Count Out).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal annihilated EDGE: 976-EVIL at 28:55 (Rear Naked Choke) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal won over VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 57:03 (Rear Naked Choke) by 2.

Card 10: Held in Pineville (Attendance: 599)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over The Greater Cheese Grater at 5:22 (Disqualification: hit ref).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated Mike Taylor at 4:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal decked EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:30 (Rear Naked Choke) by 4 (non-title).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal annihilated IMT/AR15: The New Normal at 23:07 (Rear Naked Choke) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal destroyed IMT/AR15: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 47:42 (Rear Naked Choke) by 5.

Card 11: Held in Gander (Attendance: 738)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 2:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 123.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled Fred Brown at 1:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 120.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal pinned EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 27:07 (Rear Naked Choke) by 2.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal decked IMT/AR15: Flatten the Curve at 28:00 (Rear Naked Choke) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal outmuscled IMT/AR15: We Are In This Together at 42:18 (Rear Naked Choke) by 3.

Card 12: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 536)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings at 3:37 (Hammerlock) by 101.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned Duffy Wolfe at 1:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed IMT/AR15: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th at 28:51 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal defeated IMT/AR15: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th at 28:40 (Rear Naked Choke) by 3 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal bested VIRUS: "Under Contract" Andrei Arlovski at 59:52 (Rear Naked Choke) by 4.

Card 13: Held in Lynn (Attendance: 516)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Frank's Friend Kyle at 10:30 (Count Out).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Curt Gold at 5:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81.
Southwest title: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Randy Couture defeated IMT/AR15: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 28:22 (Rear Naked Choke) by 3.

EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay won over IMT/AR15: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 27:07 (Pimp Slap) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal outmuscled EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 49:07 (Rear Naked Choke) by 2.

Card 14: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 299)

EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked Al the Hacksaw at 4:02 (Headbutt) by 80.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers beat Charlie Ford at 0:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal defeated VIRUS: "Under Contract" Chuck Liddell at 29:07 (Rear Naked Choke) by 4 (non-title).
Great Lakes title: EDGE: 976-EVIL pinned IMT/AR15: The New Normal at 28:33 (Evil Calls) by 3.

Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal won over EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 38:08 (Rear Naked Choke) by 4.

Card 15: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 328)

VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal pinned VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 27:37 (Rear Naked Choke) by 1.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Dr. Blank at 3:22 (Count Out).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Chuck Liddell drew EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle (Time Limit).
IMT/AR15: Flatten the Curve and Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th* beat Wally Brick* and Steve Shields at 2:34 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 123.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Jorge Masvidal won over VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 40:43 (Rear Naked Choke) by 1.

Battle Royal: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 959)

EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle took home a quick $1,000 after getting catapulted onto the apron by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers collected $1,100 after getting thrown out by EDGE: 976-EVIL.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane picked up $1,200 when EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux flipped him out.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson nabbed $1,300 when EDGE: 976-EVIL threw him out.
EDGE: 976-EVIL was paid $1,400 when he was flung onto the concrete floor by EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay won a cool $1,500 after being flung out by EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn won $1,600 in imaginary earnings after EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux flipped him into some chairs at ringside.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won the HAL battle royal and the $30,000 purse.

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