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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #108 -- APRIL 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Gary (Attendance: 803) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Stink Boy in 9 at 2:12 (Crescent Kick) by 85.
COT: Jurassic Machine beat CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 28:18 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 4.
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge overpowered COT: Super Ghost Machine at 21:49 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 10 (Guest Referee: IMT/47: We Are In This Together).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Fred Brown in 1 at 4:58 (Count Out).
COT: Order Machine* and Chaos Machine bested COT: Shadow Machine and Jurassic Machine* at 28:52 (Spike Piledriver) by 3.
Main event: EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle pinned SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 36:10 (Fly Trap) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 649) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Stink Man in 10 at 0:40 (Flying Dropkick) by 100.
Pacific Northwest title: IMT/47: We Are In This Together over CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway in 14 at 18:36 (Count Out).
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge won over EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 27:45 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 2.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle over Fred Brown in 1 at 3:10 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Order Machine* and Chaos Machine pinned IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 28:07 (Spike Piledriver) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle defeated IMT/47: The New Normal at 29:14 (Fly Trap) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Dallas (Attendance: 819) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Bob in 6 at 4:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 88.
TV title: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 29:17 (The Preppy Killer) by 2.
EDGE: 976-EVIL bested SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 27:36 (Evil Calls) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 4:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* destroyed Wally Brick, Martin Dean*, and Drake in 13 at 3:34 (Cobra Clutch) by 62 (Birthday Party).
Main event: EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 36:12 (Fly Trap) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Madison (Attendance: 596) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Wally Brick in 13 at 1:49 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 141.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers beat COT: Shadow Machine at 29:15 (The Preppy Killer) by 2.
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge pinned IMT/47: The New Normal at 27:50 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 4.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Curt Gold in 6 at 1:51 (Back Elbow Smash) by 78.
TV Six-man titles: COT: Shadow Machine*, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine beat Fred Brown, Tim McCormick, and Outlaw Ben Slick* in 6 at 4:29 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
Main event: EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle bested SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 35:09 (Fly Trap) by 5. |
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| Card 5: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 412) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Randy Whitfield in 6 at 2:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 110.
The Apex Predator decked FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant" at 1:56 (The Predator) by 176.
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge won over COT: Chaos Machine at 29:21 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 4.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Charlie Ford in 6 at 0:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 111.
Main event: EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle annihilated CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn in 14 at 13:54 (Superplex) by 29. |
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| Card 6: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 711) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 7:20 (Back Elbow Smash) by 50.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together destroyed Jason Voorhees at 14:46 (Mandatory Volunteer Jab) by 21.
SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar annihilated COT: Super Ghost Machine at 20:21 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 8.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Dr. Blank in 6 at 3:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95.
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL defeated EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 47:57 (Evil Calls) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 840) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Drake in 11 at 2:59 (Backbreaker) by 144.
COT: Mammoth Machine annihilated FREEDOM FUNZION: Jeremy "Kane" Potvin at 4:30 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 70.
SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar tied IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 6:12 (No Contest).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Tim McCormick in 6 at 2:12 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94.
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL over CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway in 12 at 7:53 (Disqualification: razor in boot). |
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| Card 8: Held in East Chicago (Attendance: 373) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Bruce Vanquish in 4 at 8:07 (Count Out).
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge won over SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 29:33 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 3 (non-title).
Southwest title: COT: Order Machine annihilated SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 29:04 (Order of Magnitude) by 4.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Dandy Davis in 6 at 6:38 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93.
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL defeated SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 45:55 (Evil Calls) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Paris (Attendance: 874) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Neil B. Formee in 6 at 5:05 (Back Elbow Smash) by 73.
SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR overpowered COT: Mammoth Machine at 10:33 (Shatter with Reesemart Light Tube) by 28.
Great Lakes title: EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay won over SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 29:52 (Pimp Slap) by 2.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Outlaw Ben Slick in 1 at 0:57 (Count Out).
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL destroyed EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 49:00 (Evil Calls) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 453) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 1:46 (Crescent Kick) by 135.
SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume won over SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 27:20 (Smash with Reesemart Dinnerware) by 2.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin beat IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 29:30 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 1.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 29:03 (RV is Toast) by 5.
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL bested SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 13:40 (Evil Calls) by 11. |
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| Card 11: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 418) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked The Greater Cheese Grater in 12 at 2:57 (Cobra Clutch) by 106.
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge overpowered SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 27:07 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 2 (non-title).
VIRUS: "Mr. Mucho" Juan Peso pinned He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe in 11 at 2:59 (Big Splash) by 82.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Professor Wrassle in 1 at 3:21 (Count Out).
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL pinned SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 26:52 (Evil Calls) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 278) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 2:10 (Boston Crab) by 134.
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge won over SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 15:51 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 7 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Peter Lawler in 6 at 6:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Henry O. in 6 at 3:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL defeated EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 39:45 (Evil Calls) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 701) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 6 at 6:00 (Back Elbow Smash) by 63.
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge pinned SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:43 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Jimmy Roth in 6 at 6:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 83.
Central Plains title: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat IMT/47: The New Normal at 27:55 (Boston Crab) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 38:43 (Evil Calls) by 6. |
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| Card 14: Held in Knoxville (Attendance: 343) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Frank's Friend Kyle in 6 at 4:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 71.
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge over Fred Brown in 1 at 12:51 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Steve Shields in 1 at 19:35 (Count Out).
COT: Order Machine over Flex Lewis in 2 at 3:26 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL destroyed SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 43:54 (Evil Calls) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Oshkosh (Attendance: 749) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Al the Hacksaw in 2 at 7:29 (Disqualification: used powder).
East Coast title: SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge pinned EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:42 (Hit with Reesemart Chair) by 1.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Phil Dukes in 6 at 0:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
Jason Voorhees* and He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe destroyed FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant" and Jeremy "Kane" Potvin* at 5:25 (The Victim) by 54.
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL decked IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 30:48 (Evil Calls) by 10 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Butch Bourbon). |
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| Card 16: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 801) |
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SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume bested CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway in 6 at 18:50 (Headbutt) by 12.
SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge tied EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 1:29 (No Contest).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Mike Taylor in 6 at 4:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* won over COT: Shadow Machine and Jurassic Machine* at 27:50 (Eat Bugs Like Gates Says) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: 976-EVIL bested COT: Super Ghost Machine at 38:37 (Evil Calls) by 14. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 322) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane was paid $1,000 when EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay threw him out.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle made $1,100 when he got tossed out by EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay received $1,200 after EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers threw him over the top rope.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux nabbed $1,300 after being thrown out of the ring by EDGE: 976-EVIL.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers was paid $1,400 when he got flung over the top rope by EDGE: 976-EVIL.
EDGE: 976-EVIL was the winner of the battle royal and its $40,000 prize. |
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