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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #104 -- JANUARY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Compton (Attendance: 723) |
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He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe beat The Garbage Man at 9:58 (Sunset Flip) by 35.
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly beat Fred Brown in 6 at 2:05 (Shoulder Breaker) by 128 (non-title).
Southwest title: COT: Chaos Machine destroyed EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:56 (Chaos Theory) by 2.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly drew SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 14:27 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 2: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 411) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn bested SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 28:37 (Boston Crab) by 3.
CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva bested SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 24:53 (Boston Crab) by 7 (non-title).
COT: Order Machine destroyed Flex Lewis in 7 at 5:49 (Headbutt) by 94.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume tied SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin (Time Limit). |
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| Card 3: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 265) |
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Great Lakes title: SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly bested CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 8:53 (Bear Hug) by 21.
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly destroyed IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 28:12 (Bear Hug) by 2.
CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva decked IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 27:04 (Boston Crab) by 4.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin pinned EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 16:36 (Smash with Reesemart Microphone) by 6. |
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| Card 4: Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 669) |
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FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant" won over Fred Brown at 6:46 (The Super Stabber) by 50.
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly bested CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 29:25 (Bear Hug) by 2 (non-title).
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre pinned COT: Order Machine at 29:58 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin over CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway in 9 at 7:44 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). |
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| Card 5: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 528) |
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The Apex Predator over Jason Voorhees in 4 at 15:46 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly annihilated COT: Super Ghost Machine at 27:21 (Bear Hug) by 3.
COT: Jurassic Machine drew IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 6:42 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: IMT/47: The New Normal overpowered SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 38:42 (Diversity Submission) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in Bari (Attendance: 690) |
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IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th defeated FREEDOM FUNZION: Jeremy "Kane" Potvin in 10 at 3:30 (Shoulder Breaker) by 94.
COT: Jurassic Machine defeated SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 28:41 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 3.
COT: Shadow Machine* and Jurassic Machine outmuscled IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve at 16:42 (Spike Piledriver) by 14.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva pinned IMT/47: The New Normal at 28:06 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 450) |
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SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR defeated SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 29:03 (Shatter with Reesemart Light Tube) by 3.
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly beat COT: Mammoth Machine at 27:02 (Bear Hug) by 2.
COT: Shadow Machine* and Jurassic Machine won over COT: Super Ghost Machine and Mammoth Machine* at 19:51 (Spike Piledriver) by 10 (Guest Referee: Steve Shields).
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva outmuscled CURE: Hammer at 41:41 (Boston Crab) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 607) |
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SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR tied COT: Jurassic Machine at 4:21 (Double Count Out).
TV title: IMT/47: The New Normal destroyed SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 28:29 (Diversity Submission) by 4.
COT: Shadow Machine* and Jurassic Machine outmuscled COT: Order Machine and Chaos Machine* at 20:49 (Spike Piledriver) by 8.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva beat SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 31:53 (Boston Crab) by 8. |
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| Card 9: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 975) |
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SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly defeated SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 27:21 (Bear Hug) by 4.
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly destroyed IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 29:47 (Bear Hug) by 3.
COT: Super Ghost Machine and Mammoth Machine* won over IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve at 29:15 (Prehistoric Eye Gouge) by 4.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva overpowered CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 49:27 (Boston Crab) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 753) |
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SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge tied EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 4:54 (No Contest).
CURE: Hammer destroyed SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 28:04 (Hammered) by 3.
TV Tag-team titles: COT: Order Machine and Chaos Machine* decked IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve at 24:03 (Spike Piledriver) by 6.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva bested EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 27:51 (Boston Crab) by 11. |
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| Card 11: Held in Columbia (Attendance: 393) |
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SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume tied SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 4:12 (No Contest).
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin decked Fred Brown in 6 at 4:05 (Shoulder Breaker) by 124 (non-title).
Moose, Mr. Magic, and FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant"* won over FREEDOM FUNZION: Jeremy "Kane" Potvin*, The Apex Predator, and Flex Lewis at 27:49 (The Super Stabber) by 5.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva defeated COT: Jurassic Machine at 56:16 (Boston Crab) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Matamoros (Attendance: 592) |
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SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly overpowered SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 28:54 (Bear Hug) by 1.
SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin overpowered Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 6:18 (Shoulder Breaker) by 97 (non-title).
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* over Jason Voorhees, EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux*, and He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe in 10 at 2:17 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva won over COT: Mammoth Machine at 46:23 (Boston Crab) by 9. |
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| Card 13: Held in Midland (Attendance: 840) |
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Rocky Mountains title: COT: Shadow Machine defeated SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 28:23 (Shadowban) by 5.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson won over EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:32 (Boston Crab) by 1.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together*, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th decked COT: Super Ghost Machine, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine* at 23:25 (Mandatory Volunteer Jab) by 8.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva won over SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 30:18 (Boston Crab) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Albany (Attendance: 916) |
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SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly outmuscled CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 29:09 (Bear Hug) by 3.
East Coast title: IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:47 (Puppy Noodle Soup) by 4.
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva won over SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 30:12 (Boston Crab) by 11. |
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| Interleague Matches |
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| VIRUS/3LITE/TNF: "Mr. Badd" Logan (GCL) over FREEDOM FUNZION: Jeremy "Kane" Potvin (HAL) in 6 at 2:24 (disqualification - used belt to hit opponent). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Boise (Attendance: 609) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway was awarded $1,000 when CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson threw him out.
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre was given $1,100 after CURE: Hammer threw him out.
CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn got $1,200 when CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva hurled him onto the concrete floor.
CURE: Hammer got $1,300 after CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva flipped him out.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson received $1,400 when he got thrown over the top rope by CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva.
CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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