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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #115 -- DOG DAYS 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Franklin Township (Attendance: 6,404) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Stink Boy in 2 at 4:53 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 3:39 (Fallaway Slam) by 72.
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Peter Lawler in 6 at 2:32 (Fallaway Slam) by 98.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Charlie Ford in 6 at 2:28 (Ankle Lock) by 108.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over SOS/OMR: War Machine in 13 at 10:56 (Count Out).
East Coast title: IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones decked COT: Chaos Machine in 9 at 27:42 (Flying Dropkick) by 3.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve annihilated COT: Order Machine* and Chaos Machine in 7 at 18:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 10.
Main event: COT: Jurassic Machine pinned IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 40:20 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Muskegon (Attendance: 9,706) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Stink Boy in 9 at 5:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83.
IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th destroyed K-Dog at 2:13 (12th Booster) by 148 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Jimmy Roth in 6 at 3:39 (Ankle Lock) by 78.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Charlie Ford in 2 at 6:30 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium annihilated COT: Jurassic Machine at 29:51 (Land of Delusion) by 3.
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked SOS/OMR: Nigerian Nightmare at 10:31 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 29.
League Tag-team titles: COT: Jurassic Machine* and Mammoth Machine destroyed COT: Order Machine* and Chaos Machine at 14:11 (Prehistoric Eye Gouge) by 11 (Guest Referee: The Garbage Man).
Main event: COT: Jurassic Machine decked COT: Shadow Machine at 58:34 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 4,287) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Stink Man in 10 at 5:46 (Flying Dropkick) by 96.
CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn destroyed COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs at 28:21 (Backbreaker) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Jimmy Roth in 6 at 4:46 (Fallaway Slam) by 80.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Dr. Blank in 6 at 2:31 (Ankle Lock) by 95.
COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam overpowered COT: Jurassic Machine at 29:12 (Bedlam Bomb) by 2.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over SOS/OMR: Irish Hand Grenade in 11 at 9:12 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th over Martin Dean, Drake, and Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings* in 2 at 2:12 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Main event: COT: Chaos Machine bested COT: Jurassic Machine at 41:29 (Chaos Theory) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 9,034) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Bob in 6 at 3:44 (Ankle Lock) by 73.
Southeast title: COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns decked CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 27:06 (Fireside Chat) by 5.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Steve Shields in 1 at 14:06 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Dr. Blank in 6 at 5:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 97.
COT: Glass City Assassin Havoc overpowered COT: Jurassic Machine at 29:25 (Glass Case of Emotion) by 1.
COT: Order Machine destroyed CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 29:45 (Order of Magnitude) by 1.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together*, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th destroyed COT: Shadow Machine*, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine at 28:21 (The Cycle of Death) by 5.
Main event: COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs drew COT: Chaos Machine at 7:01 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 5: Held in Yonkers (Attendance: 3,777) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Bob in 2 at 3:30 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway outmuscled COT: Jurassic Machine at 28:55 (Backbreaker) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Steve Shields in 6 at 1:50 (Fallaway Slam) by 129.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Tim McCormick in 6 at 4:05 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
COT: Glass City Assassin Havoc annihilated EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 27:39 (Glass Case of Emotion) by 4.
TV title: COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed COT: Jurassic Machine at 21:45 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 6.
Main event: COT: Chaos Machine decked COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam at 28:51 (Chaos Theory) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 5,371) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Wally Brick at 1:07 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 140.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway annihilated EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:50 (Backbreaker) by 4.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Phil Dukes in 6 at 2:56 (Ankle Lock) by 83.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Tim McCormick in 1 at 2:10 (Count Out).
Pacific Northwest title: CURE: Hammer overpowered COT: Glass City Assassin Havoc at 16:40 (Hammered) by 6.
COT: Order Machine defeated COT: Jurassic Machine at 27:11 (Order of Magnitude) by 5.
Main event: COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium drew COT: Chaos Machine (Time Limit). |
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| Card 7: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 8,839) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated The Fishy Fisherman in 8 at 2:51 (Crescent Kick) by 98.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway drew IMT/47: We Are In This Together (Time Limit).
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Phil Dukes in 6 at 3:15 (Fallaway Slam) by 85.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Dandy Davis in 6 at 6:01 (Ankle Lock) by 75.
COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs pinned COT: Jurassic Machine at 29:28 (Freshman Dreams) by 3.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay beat COT: Jurassic Machine at 29:27 (Pimp Slap) by 1.
Main event: COT: Chaos Machine beat COT: Glass City Assassin Havoc at 28:50 (Chaos Theory) by 2. |
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| Card 8: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 5,337) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine bested The Fishy Fisherman in 8 at 1:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 108.
COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium overpowered EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:18 (Land of Delusion) by 5.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Mike Taylor in 6 at 2:42 (Ankle Lock) by 108.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Dandy Davis in 6 at 3:27 (Fallaway Slam) by 77.
COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs bested EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 27:15 (Freshman Dreams) by 2.
EDGE: 976-EVIL outmuscled COT: Jurassic Machine at 28:01 (Evil Calls) by 3.
Main event: COT: Chaos Machine destroyed SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 34:43 (Chaos Theory) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Tirana (Attendance: 8,812) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine beat The Super Apartment Super in 8 at 4:21 (Cross-Armbar) by 103.
COT: Jurassic Machine won over EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:29 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 2.
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated Mike Taylor in 6 at 0:30 (Fallaway Slam) by 110.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Outlaw Ben Slick in 1 at 6:09 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Great Lakes title: IMT/47: Flatten the Curve outmuscled COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs at 27:20 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 4.
IMT/47: The New Normal defeated COT: Jurassic Machine at 27:27 (Point Flow Passport) by 1.
Main event: COT: Chaos Machine defeated CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 27:58 (Chaos Theory) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Akron (Attendance: 7,709) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 2:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 132.
Rocky Mountains title: COT/MULES: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter" decked SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly at 16:31 (The Movement) by 9.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Fred Brown in 6 at 2:55 (Ankle Lock) by 130.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 2:20 (Fallaway Slam) by 99.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Brutal Bud Rose in 8 at 13:10 (Cross-Armbar) by 15.
COT: Chaos Machine outmuscled COT: Jurassic Machine at 27:06 (Chaos Theory) by 3.
Main event: COT: Order Machine won over COT: Chaos Machine at 45:52 (Order of Magnitude) by 2. |
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| Card 11: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 6,796) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine won over "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 2:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 139.
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly drew EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 7:35 (Double Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated Fred Brown in 6 at 0:21 (Fallaway Slam) by 132.
COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:43 (Bedlam Bomb) by 3.
COT: Jurassic Machine beat COT: Shadow Machine at 27:49 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 2.
West Coast title: COT: Mammoth Machine annihilated IMT/47: The New Normal at 27:28 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 5.
Main event: COT: Order Machine beat IMT/47: The New Normal at 50:51 (Order of Magnitude) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 2,350) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 8 at 0:54 (Crescent Kick) by 119.
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested LOTR: Atomic Punk at 7:26 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 31.
COT: Jurassic Machine decked Fred Brown in 6 at 0:29 (Shoulder Breaker) by 135 (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:23 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 1.
Central Plains title: EDGE: 976-EVIL decked COT: Shadow Machine at 29:39 (Evil Calls) by 5.
COT: Order Machine destroyed IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 27:44 (Order of Magnitude) by 4.
Main event: COT: Order Machine destroyed EDGE: 976-EVIL at 32:23 (Order of Magnitude) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 8,512) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 1 at 29:16 (Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled LOTR: Violator in 13 at 6:28 (Camel Clutch) by 30.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 3:06 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked COT: Jurassic Machine at 29:54 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
COT: Chaos Machine won over CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 28:06 (Chaos Theory) by 4.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* destroyed "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker* and Fred Brown in 6 at 2:53 (Fallaway Slam) by 103.
Main event: COT: Order Machine won over EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 42:48 (Order of Magnitude) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Vicksburg (Attendance: 2,068) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Frank's Friend Kyle in 6 at 6:13 (Ankle Lock) by 62.
Mid-Atlantic title: CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson bested COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam at 27:13 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 3:27 (Fallaway Slam) by 109.
COT: Chaos Machine beat EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 27:28 (Chaos Theory) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Karma Vain in 13 at 11:53 (Count Out).
COT/MULES: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter"* and COT: Super Ghost Machine beat COT: Jurassic Machine* and Mammoth Machine at 28:24 (The Revolution) by 5.
Main event: COT: Order Machine destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 39:45 (Order of Magnitude) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Ocean City (Attendance: 4,411) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Frank's Friend Kyle in 9 at 5:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled VIRUS: Pedro Dominguez in 8 at 10:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 14.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Curt Gold in 6 at 5:41 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated LOTR: Painkiller at 8:27 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 36.
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered BC Doom at 4:18 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 35.
COT/MULES: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter"* and COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated COT: Order Machine* and Chaos Machine in 7 at 15:05 (Cross-Armbar) by 8.
Main event: COT: Order Machine overpowered EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 46:50 (Order of Magnitude) by 6. |
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| Card 16: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 9,400) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Al the Hacksaw in 2 at 5:38 (Count Out).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Peter Lawler in 6 at 5:30 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Curt Gold in 6 at 3:12 (Fallaway Slam) by 87.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over "Short Order" Nash Slinger in 13 at 20:36 (Count Out).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones overpowered COT: Jurassic Machine in 9 at 28:01 (Flying Dropkick) by 3.
TV Tag-team titles: IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* decked COT: Jurassic Machine* and Mammoth Machine at 22:55 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 9.
Main event: COT: Order Machine won over EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 18:00 (Order of Magnitude) by 7. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Trenton (Attendance: 7,176) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway pocketed $1,000 after being flung over the top rope by EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers.
CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva nabbed $1,100 after he got catapulted onto the concrete floor by COT: Chaos Machine.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle was paid $1,200 when he was thrown onto the announcer's table by COT: Mammoth Machine.
COT: Shadow Machine was paid $1,300 when he was thrown out by COT: Jurassic Machine.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers snatched $1,400 in imaginary money after being catapulted out by COT: Order Machine.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane snatched $1,500 after he got tossed out of the ring by EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay.
COT: Jurassic Machine and EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay won $1,600 and $1,700, respectively, after getting thrown over the top rope by COT: Super Ghost Machine.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux grabbed $1,800 when he got tossed out by CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn.
COT: Chaos Machine took home $1,900 when CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre catapulted him out of the ring.
EDGE: 976-EVIL pocketed $2,000 after he was thrown out by CURE: Hammer.
COT: Order Machine was awarded $2,100 when COT: Super Ghost Machine threw him out of the ring.
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre was paid $2,200 after CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn threw him out.
CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn grabbed $2,300 when COT: Mammoth Machine threw him over the top rope.
COT: Mammoth Machine was given $2,400 when he was flipped out of the ring by CURE: Hammer.
COT: Super Ghost Machine snatched $2,500 after CURE: Hammer threw him into some fans at ringside.
CURE: Hammer received $2,600 when CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson threw him out.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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