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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE

BULLETIN #44 -- JULY 2021

Card 1: Held in Destin (Attendance: 6,550)

IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Stink Boy at 8:38 (Count Out).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered Neil B. Formee at 6:57 (Flying Dropkick) by 80.
American Extreme title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Vendetta overpowered E$T: Dave Portnoy at 6:28 (Shoulder Breaker) by 51.

IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Professor Wrassle at 9:20 (Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn decked Charlie Ford at 3:42 (Ankle Lock) by 112.
EDGE/GiFt: Vex bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Roderick Rampage at 27:12 (Vexxed) by 3.
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu defeated IMT: We Are In This Together at 19:44 (Hurt On For You) by 12 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu pinned IMT: 976-EVIL at 30:08 (Hurt On For You) by 2.

Card 2: Held in Boise (Attendance: 2,389)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn defeated Stink Boy at 2:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn decked Neil B. Formee at 2:41 (Ankle Lock) by 74.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested Peter Lawler at 6:54 (Flying Dropkick) by 87.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Henry O. at 1:54 (Flying Dropkick) by 132.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn over Dr. Blank at 5:24 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
EDGE/GiFt: Siolence annihilated IMT: Andrew Dice Clay at 19:35 (Siolenced) by 6 (non-title).
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu pinned IMT: Flatten the Curve at 20:47 (Hurt On For You) by 9.
Main event: IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux tied EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu at 51:47 (Double Disqualification).

Card 3: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 4,529)

IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested Stink Man at 3:44 (DDT) by 100.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker at 4:47 (Palm Strike) by 123.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Jimmy Roth at 3:38 (Flying Dropkick) by 68.
EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot beat IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 12:18 (The Donk) by 11.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn decked Tim McCormick at 5:20 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
TV title: EDGE/GiFt: Siolence won over EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu at 29:04 (Siolenced) by 1.

East Coast title: EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu decked IMT: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 10:14 (Hurt On For You) by 13.

Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu pinned IMT: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 21:50 (Hurt On For You) by 13.

Card 4: Held in Stow (Attendance: 2,299)

IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Bob at 4:33 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn overpowered "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker at 1:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 125.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Steve Shields at 4:41 (Count Out).
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu outmuscled IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 19:11 (Hurt On For You) by 10.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn decked Dandy Davis at 1:57 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn annihilated Johnny Ice at 7:03 (Ankle Lock) by 72.
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu defeated IMT: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th at 18:17 (Hurt On For You) by 11 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot decked EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu at 29:41 (The Donk) by 1.

Card 5: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 1,986)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn pinned Bob at 3:22 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked The Greater Cheese Grater at 1:48 (The Preppy Killer) by 124.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled Phil Dukes at 2:08 (Flying Dropkick) by 82.
EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brock Callihan at 4:57 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn defeated Outlaw Ben Slick at 3:58 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn won over The Glass Jaw at 5:31 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn at 10:54 (Hurt On For You) by 12.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot overpowered IMT: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th at 17:18 (The Donk) by 12.

Card 6: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 6,459)

IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested Wally Brick at 2:40 (The Preppy Killer) by 142.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn bested The Greater Cheese Grater at 1:50 (Boston Crab) by 122.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned Mike Taylor at 4:13 (Flying Dropkick) by 122.
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brock Callihan at 8:49 (Hurt On For You) by 18 (Guest Referee: Rollercoaster Randy).
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu decked IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 18:50 (Hurt On For You) by 8.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn overpowered Henry O. at 2:58 (Ankle Lock) by 126.
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Ace Anderson at 20:48 (Hurt On For You) by 8.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot bested IMT: We Are In This Together at 19:36 (The Donk) by 13.

Card 7: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 5,889)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn decked Randy Whitfield at 5:22 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers beat "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 2:14 (The Preppy Killer) by 127.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested Fred Brown at 1:18 (Flying Dropkick) by 130.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn won over Peter Lawler at 3:34 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated IMT: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 27:09 (RV is Toast) by 5.
EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot destroyed EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu at 28:18 (The Donk) by 1 (non-title).
IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle won over IMT: We Are In This Together at 17:24 (Fly Trap) by 10 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot annihilated IMT: The New Normal at 29:02 (The Donk) by 15.

Card 8: Held in London (Attendance: 8,625)

IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled Martin Dean at 1:48 (The Preppy Killer) by 146.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings at 3:08 (Flying Dropkick) by 75.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated Duffy Wolfe at 4:57 (Flying Dropkick) by 110.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn won over Jimmy Roth at 4:20 (Ankle Lock) by 62.
EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot annihilated IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:56 (The Donk) by 1 (non-title).
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu outmuscled EDGE/GiFt: Don Kee Puntch at 27:58 (Hurt On For You) by 3 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle overpowered IMT: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th at 20:01 (Fly Trap) by 9.

Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot overpowered IMT: Andrew Dice Clay at 35:17 (The Donk) by 6.

Card 9: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 5,648)

IMT: 976-EVIL annihilated Martin Dean at 1:15 (Stunner) by 148 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn overpowered Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings at 1:55 (Flying Dropkick) by 110.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated Curt Gold at 6:33 (Flying Dropkick) by 83.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn won over Steve Shields at 2:12 (Ankle Lock) by 115.
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux tied EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu (Time Limit).
IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle beat EDGE/GiFt: Don Kee Puntch at 27:56 (Fly Trap) by 1 (non-title).
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux and 976-EVIL* destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Vendetta and Roderick Rampage* at 27:54 (Evil Calls) by 1.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot won over EDGE/GiFt: Don Kee Puntch at 50:24 (The Donk) by 4.

Card 10: Held in Concord (Attendance: 4,598)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn bested Martin Dean at 0:19 (Stunner) by 143.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated Frank's Friend Kyle at 2:23 (The Preppy Killer) by 118.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated Charlie Ford at 4:50 (Flying Dropkick) by 118.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn won over Phil Dukes at 4:42 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat IMT: The New Normal at 10:37 (Superplex) by 14 (non-title).
Pacific Northwest title: EDGE/GiFt: Don Kee Puntch decked IMT: The New Normal at 11:25 (Don Kee's Punch) by 11.

League Tag-team titles: IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux and 976-EVIL* outmuscled IMT: We Are In This Together* and The New Normal at 17:22 (Evil Calls) by 9.

Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot overpowered EDGE/GiFt: Vex at 58:39 (The Donk) by 1.

Card 11: Held in Mexico City (Attendance: 9,169)

IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over The Fishy Fisherman at 4:06 (Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn pinned Frank's Friend Kyle at 6:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 89.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over Dr. Blank at 4:14 (Flying Dropkick) by 90.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn beat Mike Taylor at 4:35 (Ankle Lock) by 116.
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn at 14:44 (Superplex) by 12.
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu bested IMT: Andrew Dice Clay at 27:09 (Hurt On For You) by 5 (non-title).
TV Tag-team titles: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Vendetta and Roderick Rampage* bested IMT: We Are In This Together* and The New Normal at 15:11 (Boston Crab) by 8.

Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot beat E$T: Dave Portnoy at 3:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 53.

Card 12: Held in Norwalk (Attendance: 2,936)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn outmuscled The Fishy Fisherman at 4:00 (Flying Dropkick) by 90.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered Al the Hacksaw at 5:33 (Flying Dropkick) by 65.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested Tim McCormick at 1:58 (Flying Dropkick) by 105.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn defeated Fred Brown at 3:06 (Ankle Lock) by 124.
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu bested EDGE/GiFt: The Controller at 27:49 (Hurt On For You) by 2.
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Ace Anderson at 29:23 (Pimp Slap) by 3.
IMT: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* won over IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers, Andrew Dice Clay*, and Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:42 (Speak To Your Manager) by 4.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot overpowered IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 26:05 (The Donk) by 9.

Card 13: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 5,458)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn overpowered Drake at 2:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 120.
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu won over E$T: Dave Portnoy at 5:36 (Palm Strike) by 51 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Dandy Davis at 6:05 (Disqualification: hit ref).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn over Duffy Wolfe at 7:18 (Count Out).
EDGE/GiFt: Vex tied EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu at 1:38 (Double Disqualification).
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu pinned VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hunter Harrison at 16:23 (Hurt On For You) by 14.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot bested IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 13:53 (The Donk) by 11.

Card 14: Held in Lisbon (Attendance: 9,453)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn defeated Bruce Vanquish at 4:46 (Boston Crab) by 94.
IMT: Flatten the Curve over E$T: Dave Portnoy at 5:16 (Count Out).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Outlaw Ben Slick at 4:30 (Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn annihilated Curt Gold at 3:10 (Ankle Lock) by 77.
EDGE/GiFt: Vex decked IMT: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 18:22 (Vexxed) by 13.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hunter Harrison tied IMT: The New Normal (Time Limit).
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot annihilated EDGE/GiFt: The Controller at 28:47 (The Donk) by 3.

Battle Royal: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 2,098)

IMT: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th made $1,000 after IMT: Andrew Dice Clay threw him out.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers nabbed $1,100 after he was flipped onto the steps by IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux and IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane.
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux won $1,200 after getting thrown out by IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle and EDGE/GiFt: Siolence.
EDGE/GiFt: Siolence made $1,300 after IMT: Andrew Dice Clay catapulted him into the audience.
IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane made $1,400 after IMT: Andrew Dice Clay flipped him out.
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay and IMT: 976-EVIL were awarded $1,500 and $1,600, respectively, after being thrown out by IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle.
IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle won the HAL battle royal and the $30,000 purse.

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