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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #41 -- MAY 2021 |
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| Card 1: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 9,037) |
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IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked Stink Boy at 3:30 (Superplex) by 116 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn outmuscled "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker at 0:54 (Hammerlock) by 133.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Jimmy Roth at 2:14 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE/GiFt: Vex defeated IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 21:00 (Vexxed) by 6.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn overpowered Peter Lawler at 6:32 (Flying Dropkick) by 83.
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Roderick Rampage at 27:49 (Camel Clutch) by 4.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers* and Martin the Fly Brundle destroyed E$T: The Rocket* and Big Cat at 29:20 (The Preppy Killer) by 2.
Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers drew E$T: One Bite Everyone Knows the Rules (Time Limit). |
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| Card 2: Held in Basel (Attendance: 1,401) |
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VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn bested Stink Boy at 1:37 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 114.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked The Greater Cheese Grater at 1:20 (The Preppy Killer) by 117 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Steve Shields at 1:56 (Disqualification: hidden spike) (non-title).
EDGE/GiFt: Siolence overpowered IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:14 (Siolenced) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn bested Jimmy Roth at 5:55 (Flying Dropkick) by 70.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Vendetta defeated E$T: The Rocket at 15:16 (Camel Clutch) by 12.
League Tag-team titles: IMT: We Are In This Together* and The New Normal annihilated IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers* and Martin the Fly Brundle at 20:14 (Covid Vacation) by 6.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller destroyed E$T: One Bite Everyone Knows the Rules at 41:35 (Controlling Device) by 6. |
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| Card 3: Held in Lexington (Attendance: 9,677) |
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IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered Stink Man at 3:18 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 109 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 4:38 (The Preppy Killer) by 120 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested Phil Dukes at 3:03 (Ankle Lock) by 85 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Professor Wrassle at 7:33 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn over Steve Shields at 1:44 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu defeated E$T: Big Cat at 23:30 (Hurt On For You) by 7.
TV Tag-team titles: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Roderick Rampage and Ace Anderson* destroyed IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers* and Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:34 (Camel Clutch) by 5.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller bested IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 54:24 (Controlling Device) by 4. |
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| Card 4: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 6,746) |
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IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers beat Bob at 1:54 (Ankle Lock) by 75 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings at 1:53 (Disqualification: refused to break choke) (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over Mike Taylor at 4:57 (Ankle Lock) by 102 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned Henry O. at 4:07 (Ankle Lock) by 111 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn annihilated Phil Dukes at 4:02 (Flying Dropkick) by 89.
EDGE/GiFt: The Controller overpowered IMT: 976-EVIL at 22:13 (Controlling Device) by 6.
IMT: We Are In This Together* and The New Normal decked IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane and Bloodsport Frank Dux* at 29:37 (Covid Vacation) by 4.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller pinned IMT: Andrew Dice Clay at 15:02 (Controlling Device) by 6. |
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| Card 5: Held in East Chicago (Attendance: 7,823) |
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VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn decked Bob at 6:25 (Flying Dropkick) by 79.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn over Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings at 4:49 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Fred Brown at 2:41 (Ankle Lock) by 117 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers drew IMT: Andrew Dice Clay (Time Limit).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn annihilated Mike Taylor at 3:08 (Flying Dropkick) by 106.
EDGE/GiFt: The Controller overpowered IMT: Flatten the Curve at 15:41 (Controlling Device) by 8.
IMT: We Are In This Together* and The New Normal won over IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane* and 976-EVIL at 18:40 (Covid Vacation) by 7.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brock Callihan at 34:25 (Controlling Device) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 6,309) |
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IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Wally Brick at 14:22 (Count Out) (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested Frank's Friend Kyle at 6:54 (Headbutt) by 85 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked Duffy Wolfe at 4:32 (Ankle Lock) by 109 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hunter Harrison beat IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:21 (Camel Clutch) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn won over Fred Brown at 4:21 (Flying Dropkick) by 121.
EDGE/GiFt: The Controller annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Ace Anderson at 23:45 (Controlling Device) by 7.
IMT: We Are In This Together* and The New Normal defeated IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux* and Andrew Dice Clay at 29:20 (Covid Vacation) by 4.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hunter Harrison at 30:53 (Controlling Device) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Bordeaux (Attendance: 1,418) |
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IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked Martin Dean at 2:02 (The Preppy Killer) by 170 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn bested Frank's Friend Kyle at 5:37 (Hammerlock) by 85.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed Curt Gold at 7:34 (Ankle Lock) by 74 (non-title).
Black Ops title: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled IMT: We Are In This Together at 29:09 (The Preppy Killer) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn defeated Duffy Wolfe at 2:27 (Flying Dropkick) by 113.
EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot tied VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Vendetta at 1:43 (No Contest).
IMT: We Are In This Together* and The New Normal pinned IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux* and 976-EVIL at 21:56 (Covid Vacation) by 6.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller outmuscled EDGE/GiFt: Don Kee Puntch at 49:49 (Controlling Device) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Compton (Attendance: 8,038) |
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EDGE/GiFt: The Controller pinned Martin Dean at 6:44 (Crescent Kick) by 93.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed Al the Hacksaw at 2:37 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 139 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Charlie Ford at 3:55 (Ankle Lock) by 101 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over IMT: Flatten the Curve at 29:11 (The Preppy Killer) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn destroyed Curt Gold at 6:50 (Flying Dropkick) by 78.
EDGE/GiFt: Don Kee Puntch beat IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:07 (Don Kee's Punch) by 2.
IMT: We Are In This Together* and The New Normal won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Roderick Rampage and Ace Anderson* at 28:57 (Covid Vacation) by 1.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller pinned IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 46:36 (Controlling Device) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 6,458) |
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EDGE/GiFt: Don Kee Puntch beat Martin Dean at 2:53 (Crescent Kick) by 93.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn won over K-Dog at 0:48 (Camel Clutch) by 150.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned Dr. Blank at 4:00 (Ankle Lock) by 96 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn annihilated IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:33 (Camel Clutch) by 3.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn outmuscled Charlie Ford at 3:05 (Flying Dropkick) by 105.
EDGE/GiFt: Don Kee Puntch pinned IMT: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 27:10 (Don Kee's Punch) by 2.
IMT: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* outmuscled IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux*, Andrew Dice Clay, and 976-EVIL at 29:19 (Speak To Your Manager) by 3.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller outmuscled IMT: We Are In This Together at 48:59 (Controlling Device) by 7. |
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| Card 10: Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 8,180) |
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E$T: One Bite Everyone Knows the Rules over Martin Dean at 29:35 (Count Out) (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn destroyed Hilarity at 1:27 (Superplex) by 150.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Tim McCormick at 23:26 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent) (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Vendetta annihilated IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 20:29 (Camel Clutch) by 6.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn decked Dr. Blank at 2:03 (Flying Dropkick) by 100.
Great Lakes title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn overpowered IMT: Andrew Dice Clay at 29:50 (Camel Clutch) by 3.
IMT: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* annihilated E$T: Marty Mush, The Rocket*, and Big Cat at 29:31 (Speak To Your Manager) by 2.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller overpowered EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu at 43:01 (Controlling Device) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Tijuana (Attendance: 6,256) |
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EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu defeated Martin Dean at 0:50 (Hurt On For You) by 172.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed E$T: El Pres at 20:42 (The Preppy Killer) by 6.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned Dandy Davis at 4:08 (Ankle Lock) by 84 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn beat Killmonger at 4:59 (Shoulder Breaker) by 73.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn over Tim McCormick at 0:44 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hunter Harrison drew EDGE/GiFt: Hearton Foreyu at 18:34 (No Contest).
IMT: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* defeated IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers*, Andrew Dice Clay, and Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:34 (Speak To Your Manager) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Vendetta tied EDGE/GiFt: The Controller at 14:41 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 12: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 5,391) |
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VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn overpowered Martin Dean at 1:54 (Camel Clutch) by 173.
IMT: We Are In This Together annihilated E$T: El Pres at 29:34 (Covid Vacation) by 5.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Outlaw Ben Slick at 2:48 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn beat Foreman Frank at 5:05 (Flying Dropkick) by 82.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn beat Dandy Davis at 3:24 (Flying Dropkick) by 88.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hunter Harrison outmuscled IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:47 (Camel Clutch) by 2.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn at 42:21 (Controlling Device) by 3. |
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| Card 13: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 5,211) |
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IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over The Fishy Fisherman at 9:42 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title).
TV title: E$T: Dave Portnoy annihilated IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 15:36 (Hammerlock) by 8.
IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:22 (RV is Toast) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn won over Mountain Man at 4:57 (Flying Dropkick) by 89.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn over Outlaw Ben Slick at 22:30 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hunter Harrison destroyed IMT: The New Normal at 29:24 (Camel Clutch) by 2.
Main event: EDGE/GiFt: The Controller overpowered E$T: El Pres at 13:48 (Controlling Device) by 12. |
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| Card 14: Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 8,833) |
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VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn over The Fishy Fisherman at 5:20 (Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hunter Harrison bested E$T: Dave Portnoy at 27:17 (Camel Clutch) by 1.
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:43 (Camel Clutch) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn annihilated Herald Hark at 4:02 (Flying Dropkick) by 109.
E$T: Marty Mush pinned IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 20:41 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 7 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Duke Sinn beat IMT: We Are In This Together at 29:20 (Camel Clutch) by 4 (non-title).
Main event: E$T: Marty Mush won over EDGE/GiFt: The Controller at 49:45 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 4,803) |
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IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Neil B. Formee at 2:31 (Ankle Lock) by 66 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brock Callihan overpowered IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:09 (Camel Clutch) by 5.
E$T: Marty Mush defeated IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 20:45 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 8 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brock Callihan decked EDGE/GiFt: Don Kee Puntch at 28:50 (Camel Clutch) by 3 (non-title).
Hardcore Wrestling title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Vendetta outmuscled IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:18 (Camel Clutch) by 5.
E$T: Marty Mush and The Rocket* destroyed IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers* and Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:04 (Wicked Good) by 3.
Main event: E$T: Marty Mush pinned E$T: Dave Portnoy at 15:33 (Mush Muscle Bomb) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Luxembourg (Attendance: 9,889) |
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IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker at 2:28 (Headbutt) by 133 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled Peter Lawler at 3:36 (Ankle Lock) by 79 (non-title).
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned E$T: The Rocket at 19:24 (The Preppy Killer) by 6.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brock Callihan overpowered IMT: 976-EVIL at 28:53 (Camel Clutch) by 5.
East Coast title: IMT: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th outmuscled IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:45 (Kung Fluplex) by 3.
E$T: Marty Mush* and Big Cat bested IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers* and Martin the Fly Brundle at 27:48 (Mush Move) by 3. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 3,479) |
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IMT: Flatten the Curve took home a cool $1,000 when he got catapulted out of the ring by IMT: 976-EVIL.
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay snatched $1,100 after IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle hurled him over the turnbuckle.
IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane picked up $1,200 in imaginary earnings when he was hurled outside the ring by IMT: 976-EVIL.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won $1,300 after he was hurled out of the ring by IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux.
EDGE/GiFt: Amanda Donerksloot took home $1,400 in imaginary money after getting thrown out by IMT: 976-EVIL.
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux was paid $1,500 after IMT: 976-EVIL threw him out.
IMT: 976-EVIL made $1,600 after getting thrown out by IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle.
IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle won the HAL battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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