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FEDERATION SUPERSTARS LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #80 -- MARCH 2025 |
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Card 1: Held in New Haven (Attendance: 6,576) |
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EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon destroyed Wayne Gill in 6 at 4:16 (Palm Strike) by 88. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon decked Toxic Gecko #2 at 2:50 (The Bellyacher) by 163. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon pinned Bud Lentil in 6 at 5:33 (Palm Strike) by 73. EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone beat EDGE: Andore the Colossus at 19:49 (The Peep and Pin) by 7 (non-title). Southeast title: EDGE: "Tantalizing" Rick Crude beat CURE: Mad Mike Eaves at 27:42 (Sunset Flip) by 1. EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe over Nameless Jade Minion of Solace #6 at 9:24 (Count Out) (non-title). CURE: Buzzard bested EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe at 27:01 (Figure Four) by 1. Main event: Masked Demolisher #2 tied Masked Demolisher #1 at 8:08 (Double Disqualification). |
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Card 2: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 2,488) |
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Masked Demolisher #2 overpowered Wayne Gill in 6 at 6:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 98 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department outmuscled Toxic Gecko #2 at 0:40 (H.R. Submission) by 172. Masked Demolisher #2 won over Bud Lentil in 6 at 3:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 83 (non-title). EDGE: Andore the Colossus outmuscled EDGE/FF: Procastinator Pete at 27:06 (Sunset Flip) by 4. EDGE: Talon over Nameless Jade Minion of Solace #6 in 8 at 2:20 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm over Nameless Jade Minion of Solace #6 in 11 at 7:33 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). CURE: Mad Mike Eaves defeated EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe at 28:29 (Cradle DDT) by 1. Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department destroyed Masked Demolisher #1 at 39:11 (H.R. Submission) by 6. |
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Card 3: Held in Chattanooga (Attendance: 3,983) |
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EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department defeated Wayne Gill in 6 at 1:05 (Big Boot) by 102. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon bested Barry Hardly in 8 at 0:32 (European Uppercut) by 115. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department annihilated Bud Lentil in 6 at 5:12 (Big Boot) by 87. EDGE: Andore the Colossus overpowered EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon at 29:47 (Sunset Flip) by 3. West Coast title: EDGE: Talon decked EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon at 15:59 (Sunset Flip) by 7. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department bested Nameless Jade Minion of Solace #6 in 6 at 17:21 (Big Boot) by 13. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department pinned Masked Demolisher #2 at 17:17 (H.R. Submission) by 6 (non-title). Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department defeated CURE: Buzzard at 49:41 (H.R. Submission) by 6. |
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Card 4: Held in Dothan (Attendance: 5,492) |
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Masked Demolisher #1 defeated Wayne Gill in 6 at 5:13 (Palm Strike) by 97 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department over Barry Hardly in 1 at 4:05 (Count Out). Masked Demolisher #1 over Bud Lentil in 1 at 7:53 (Disqualification: razor in boot) (non-title). EDGE: Andore the Colossus decked EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe at 27:51 (Sunset Flip) by 1. Pacific Northwest title: EDGE: Eagle Claw overpowered CURE: Vulture at 28:57 (Brainbuster) by 3. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon won over COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8 at 11:22 (The Bellyacher) by 23. Northeast title: EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm pinned CURE: Crow at 27:34 (The Neighborhood Block) by 2. Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department decked EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless at 28:10 (H.R. Submission) by 4. |
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Card 5: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 7,688) |
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EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon destroyed Freddie Joe Void in 6 at 5:20 (Palm Strike) by 66. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon annihilated Larry Horowitz in 9 at 4:27 (Mounted Punches) by 111. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon won over Joe Stills in 7 at 2:59 (Ankle Lock) by 81. EDGE: Andore the Colossus drew Masked Demolisher #2 (Time Limit). EDGE: Eagle Claw beat CURE: Mad Mike Eaves at 29:01 (Brainbuster) by 4 (non-title). Masked Demolisher #2 decked EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon at 28:12 (Demolisher Armlock) by 3. EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm decked CURE: Vulture at 29:34 (The Neighborhood Block) by 2. Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department over COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8 in 10 at 2:44 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). |
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Card 6: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 1,328) |
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Masked Demolisher #2 over Freddie Joe Void in 2 at 6:50 (Count Out) (non-title). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department won over Larry Horowitz in 6 at 4:17 (Big Boot) by 93. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department pinned Joe Stills in 6 at 2:44 (Big Boot) by 70. EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm won over EDGE: Andore the Colossus at 29:47 (The Neighborhood Block) by 3 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone annihilated Nameless Jade Minion of Solace #6 in 6 at 19:58 (Big Boot) by 13. CURE: Crow overpowered EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon at 29:30 (Superplex) by 4. EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm beat CURE: Buzzard at 27:07 (The Neighborhood Block) by 3. Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department beat CURE: Crow at 39:49 (H.R. Submission) by 5. |
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Card 7: Held in Bern (Attendance: 6,445) |
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EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department over Freddie Joe Void in 2 at 6:08 (Count Out). EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon won over Iron Mike Shape in 6 at 5:23 (Palm Strike) by 72. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon outmuscled Jimmy Corvette in 6 at 2:40 (Palm Strike) by 94. Southwest title: CURE: Crow destroyed EDGE: Andore the Colossus at 27:38 (Superplex) by 1. EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone over COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8 in 10 at 12:38 (Disqualification: razor in boot) (non-title). CURE: Vulture overpowered EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon at 28:47 (Figure Four) by 4. EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm won over CURE: Mad Mike Eaves at 28:55 (The Neighborhood Block) by 3 (non-title). Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department won over CURE: Vulture at 28:42 (H.R. Submission) by 5. |
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Card 8: Held in Madison (Attendance: 4,355) |
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Masked Demolisher #1 defeated Freddie Joe Void in 6 at 2:38 (Palm Strike) by 75 (non-title). Masked Demolisher #2 beat Iron Mike Shape in 6 at 1:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 82 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department decked Jimmy Corvette in 6 at 2:06 (Big Boot) by 108. Great Lakes title: EDGE: Jack "The Python" Rogers beat EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless at 29:22 (Sunset Flip) by 5. EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone beat CURE: Crow at 17:27 (The Peep and Pin) by 6 (non-title). CURE: Mad Mike Eaves defeated EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon at 29:38 (Cradle DDT) by 3. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department beat CURE: Crow at 29:49 (H.R. Submission) by 5 (non-title). Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department outmuscled Nameless Jade Minion of Solace #6 in 6 at 12:02 (Big Boot) by 13. |
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Card 9: Held in Beijing (Attendance: 9,960) |
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EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon beat Jersey Brawler in 6 at 5:25 (Palm Strike) by 92. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department pinned Iron Mike Shape in 6 at 4:05 (Big Boot) by 86. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon decked Jimel Omegga in 12 at 1:33 (Brainbuster) by 128. EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone won over EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless at 29:13 (The Peep and Pin) by 5 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone annihilated CURE: Vulture at 21:49 (The Peep and Pin) by 6 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Stage Five Clinger Nicholas decked COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8 in 10 at 13:32 (Flying Dropkick) by 12. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department won over CURE: Vulture at 29:25 (H.R. Submission) by 5 (non-title). Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department pinned CURE: Mad Mike Eaves at 21:20 (H.R. Submission) by 6. |
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Card 10: Held in Wilmington (Attendance: 7,994) |
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Masked Demolisher #2 defeated Jersey Brawler in 6 at 2:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 102 (non-title). Masked Demolisher #1 overpowered Iron Mike Shape in 6 at 2:30 (Palm Strike) by 81 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department won over Jimel Omegga in 6 at 7:07 (Big Boot) by 61. EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless decked EDGE/FF: Procastinator Pete at 18:38 (Sunset Flip) by 6. East Coast title: EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone pinned CURE: Buzzard at 23:47 (The Peep and Pin) by 7. TV title: EDGE/FF: Stage Five Clinger Nicholas beat Masked Demolisher #2 at 18:56 (Atomic Attachment) by 6. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department bested CURE: Buzzard at 19:13 (H.R. Submission) by 6. Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department pinned EDGE: Andore the Colossus at 37:27 (H.R. Submission) by 6. |
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Card 11: Held in Toronto (Attendance: 4,325) |
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EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department outmuscled Jersey Brawler in 6 at 3:33 (Big Boot) by 106. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon annihilated Father Shanwent in 6 at 0:44 (Palm Strike) by 115. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon beat Colyn Delani in 6 at 3:18 (Palm Strike) by 88. EDGE/FF: Stage Five Clinger Nicholas beat EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless at 27:41 (Atomic Attachment) by 4. EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone decked CURE: Mad Mike Eaves at 22:05 (The Peep and Pin) by 7 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Stage Five Clinger Nicholas overpowered CURE: Crow at 29:32 (Atomic Attachment) by 5 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department bested CURE: Mad Mike Eaves at 24:52 (H.R. Submission) by 6 (non-title). Main event: EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department destroyed EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon at 16:26 (H.R. Submission) by 9. |
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Card 12: Held in Tijuana (Attendance: 9,831) |
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Masked Demolisher #1 pinned Jersey Brawler in 6 at 4:08 (Palm Strike) by 101 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department decked Father Shanwent in 6 at 1:54 (Big Boot) by 129. Masked Demolisher #2 pinned Colyn Delani in 6 at 3:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 98 (non-title). EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless bested EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe at 27:58 (Sunset Flip) by 3. Rocky Mountains title: EDGE/FF: Procastinator Pete bested Nameless Jade Minion of Solace #6 at 10:24 (The Last-Minute Lariat) by 24. EDGE/FF: Stage Five Clinger Nicholas defeated CURE: Vulture at 27:04 (Atomic Attachment) by 5 (non-title). Masked Demolisher #2 and Masked Demolisher #1* destroyed Wayne Gill and Turkey Gooker* in 6 at 6:10 (Palm Strike) by 98. Main event: EDGE/FF: Stage Five Clinger Nicholas tied EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department at 8:57 (Double Count Out). |
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Card 13: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 4,359) |
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EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon outmuscled Trip Rogers in 12 at 0:23 (Brainbuster) by 128. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon over Brett Aldark in 3 at 7:38 (Count Out). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department won over Colyn Delani in 6 at 1:34 (Big Boot) by 102. EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless overpowered Masked Demolisher #2 at 29:48 (Sunset Flip) by 2. EDGE/FF: Procastinator Pete won over COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8 at 14:19 (The Last-Minute Lariat) by 22. EDGE/FF: Stage Five Clinger Nicholas destroyed CURE: Buzzard at 18:43 (Atomic Attachment) by 6. EDGE: Talon* and Eagle Claw destroyed EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon* and Kevin from the Complaint Department at 27:16 (Sunset Flip) by 1. |
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Card 14: Held in Talladega (Attendance: 6,774) |
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EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department bested Trip Rogers in 11 at 2:15 (Superplex) by 130. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department overpowered Brett Aldark in 6 at 2:20 (Big Boot) by 86. Masked Demolisher #1 won over Colyn Delani in 6 at 3:33 (Palm Strike) by 97 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm destroyed EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless at 27:53 (The Neighborhood Block) by 1. CURE: Crow annihilated EDGE/FF: Procastinator Pete at 28:35 (Superplex) by 5. Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe overpowered COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8 at 8:52 (The Gloomy Grapple) by 25. League Tag-team titles: EDGE: Talon* and Eagle Claw beat Masked Demolisher #2* and Masked Demolisher #1 at 27:00 (Sunset Flip) by 3. |
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Card 15: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 4,345) |
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EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon overpowered Turkey Gooker in 6 at 2:39 (Palm Strike) by 95. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon bested Mick Dawson in 6 at 7:42 (Palm Strike) by 70. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon annihilated Ropez in 6 at 6:04 (Palm Strike) by 75. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department destroyed EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless at 28:25 (H.R. Submission) by 4. CURE: Vulture outmuscled EDGE/FF: Procastinator Pete at 29:36 (Figure Four) by 5. EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm over COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8 in 11 at 5:53 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon* and Kevin from the Complaint Department destroyed Masked Demolisher #2* and Masked Demolisher #1 at 28:58 (Neighborhood Watch) by 2. |
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Card 16: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 4,005) |
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Masked Demolisher #2 pinned Turkey Gooker in 6 at 2:20 (Cross-Armbar) by 105 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department outmuscled Mick Dawson in 6 at 4:55 (Big Boot) by 84. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department destroyed Ropez in 6 at 5:34 (Big Boot) by 89. EDGE: "Mr. Perfectionist" Kurt Flawless beat CURE: Buzzard at 27:09 (Sunset Flip) by 2. CURE: Mad Mike Eaves decked EDGE/FF: Procastinator Pete at 29:01 (Cradle DDT) by 4. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department over COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8 in 10 at 4:38 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). TV Six-man titles: COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8*, Masked Demolisher #2, and Masked Demolisher #1 overpowered Wayne Gill, Freddie Joe Void*, and Turkey Gooker in 6 at 5:55 (Chickenwing) by 68. |
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Card 17: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 9,275) |
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EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department outmuscled Turkey Gooker in 6 at 2:03 (Big Boot) by 109. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon over Alfa in 1 at 28:11 (Disqualification: used powder). EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon won over Robbie Faulton in 9 at 1:07 (Mounted Punches) by 120. EDGE: Jack "The Python" Rogers annihilated EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon at 20:54 (Sunset Flip) by 10 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon over Nameless Jade Minion of Solace #6 in 13 at 5:05 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). CURE: Crow annihilated EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe at 27:39 (Superplex) by 2. League Six-man titles: EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon*, Stage Five Clinger Nicholas, and Kevin from the Complaint Department beat COT/FRM-16: Tactical Infestator #8, Masked Demolisher #2*, and Masked Demolisher #1 at 18:11 (Neighborhood Watch) by 9. |
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Card 18: Held in Vicksburg (Attendance: 5,988) |
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Masked Demolisher #1 overpowered Turkey Gooker in 6 at 3:38 (Palm Strike) by 104 (non-title). EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department overpowered Alfa in 6 at 5:29 (Big Boot) by 86. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department won over Robbie Faulton in 6 at 6:29 (Big Boot) by 75. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department annihilated EDGE: "Tantalizing" Rick Crude at 28:39 (H.R. Submission) by 5. EDGE/FF: Stage Five Clinger Nicholas won over Nameless Jade Minion of Solace #6 at 10:11 (Atomic Attachment) by 34 (non-title). CURE: Vulture destroyed EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe at 29:48 (Figure Four) by 2. |
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Battle Royal: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 3,420) |
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Masked Demolisher #1 collected $1,000 when he was thrown out of the ring by EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe. EDGE/FF: Procastinator Pete nabbed $1,100 after he got tossed out by EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon. EDGE/FF: Fretful Frankie Woe was awarded $1,200 when EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm flung him onto the announcer's table. EDGE/FF: Nosey Neighbor Norm earned $1,300 when he got thrown out of the ring by EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone. Masked Demolisher #2 was awarded $1,400 after EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department threw him outside the ring. EDGE/FF: Stage Five Clinger Nicholas received $1,500 after he was thrown out of the ring by EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone. EDGE/FF: Kevin from the Complaint Department grabbed $1,600 after he was flung onto the apron by EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone. EDGE/FF: Peeping Tom Malone won $1,700 after being hurled out by EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon. EDGE/FF: Carl the Curmudgeon was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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