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EVIL EYE LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #301 -- JANUARY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 1,585) |
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SOS: The Masked Superstar over Lorenzo Fidel in 1 at 6:31 (Count Out).
SOS: Sinister Slug overpowered Jorge Luis in 6 at 6:34 (Crescent Kick) by 75.
CURE: Red Raines overpowered SOS: Misty Capri at 29:38 (Superplex) by 3.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Damien Morningstar in 6 at 3:01 (Rib Breaker) by 65 (non-title).
SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean defeated EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:52 (Slams Casino) by 3.
TV title: SOS: Reese Rutledge defeated EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 28:42 (Crushing High Prices) by 4.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Carlos Estrada in 2 at 3:08 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles) (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:19 (Welcome to the Party, Pal) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Portland (Attendance: 1,752) |
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SOS: Sneaky Hermit annihilated Zuriel de la Muertez in 6 at 3:49 (Flying Dropkick) by 86.
SOS: Kelp Thing overpowered Carlos Estrada in 6 at 3:21 (Crescent Kick) by 81.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Antonio Cuerto in 6 at 6:46 (Rib Breaker) by 92 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Wolf Delarosa in 6 at 3:26 (Rib Breaker) by 96 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Swammy Zayne in 6 at 3:54 (Rib Breaker) by 111 (non-title).
SOS: Robby Kersey destroyed EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 28:23 (Pontotoc Piledriver) by 1.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Jorge Luis in 6 at 6:46 (Rib Breaker) by 80 (non-title).
Main event: SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean destroyed EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:20 (Slams Casino) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Midtown (Attendance: 9,098) |
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SOS: Dr. Octofish annihilated Chato Vega in 6 at 3:25 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
SOS: Jumbo Shrimp pinned Achim Umlauf in 6 at 2:10 (Chickenwing) by 89.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over The Vampire Bat in 2 at 10:28 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Chrono Tiger Krushida in 6 at 2:26 (Rib Breaker) by 98 (non-title).
SOS: Missing Link Wilbur Hillshire pinned CURE: Slapped Fate at 28:45 (Some Pig Superplex) by 2.
SOS: Wrangler Gene Toughskins annihilated EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:06 (Denim Dissonance) by 3.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Bembe Brightwell* and The Elastic Waistband annihilated SOS: Plankton and Abe Streisand* at 29:25 (Superplex) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean annihilated CURE: Rico Raines at 32:15 (Slams Casino) by 7. |
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| Card 4: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 7,960) |
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SOS: Doodlebob outmuscled Chato Vega in 6 at 4:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 97.
CURE: Michael Mayhem won over SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 27:29 (Mayhem Bomb thru table) by 5.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned Frank Reinhart in 6 at 1:51 (Rib Breaker) by 89 (non-title).
SOS: Plankton over Achim Umlauf in 2 at 4:16 (Count Out).
West Coast title: EDGE: Bad News Boyd bested SOS: Missing Link Wilbur Hillshire at 29:59 (Ghetto Dope) by 4.
CURE: Red Raines destroyed EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:02 (Superplex) by 2 (cage).
SOS: Sea Bear and Misty Capri* drew SOS: Doodlebob and Honest Timeshare Salesman* at 29:27 (Double Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean decked CURE: Red Raines at 40:35 (Slams Casino) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 2,821) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned Chato Vega in 6 at 1:18 (Rib Breaker) by 102 (non-title).
SOS: Bubble Bass bested Mephistopheles in 6 at 4:22 (Chickenwing) by 107.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Wendrake Drabek in 6 at 4:10 (Rib Breaker) by 94 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Achim Umlauf in 6 at 1:44 (Rib Breaker) by 94 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned Bo Riggs in 6 at 4:22 (Rib Breaker) by 100 (non-title).
EDGE: Bad News Boyd defeated CURE: Rico Raines at 27:00 (Ghetto Dope) by 4.
SOS: Dirty Bubble and Kent Laramie* drew SOS: Plankton and Abe Streisand* at 2:23 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West drew SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean (Time Limit). |
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| Card 6: Held in Athens (Attendance: 3,870) |
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CURE: Rodney Raines outmuscled SOS: Bembe Brightwell at 27:23 (Slingshot Suplex) by 1.
SOS: Sea Bear outmuscled Crimson Scarletwound in 6 at 4:03 (Fallaway Slam) by 117.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Top Sirloin Ferdinand McDonald won over CURE: Michael Mayhem at 28:12 (Ice Cream Machine Breaker) by 5.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Mephisto in 6 at 3:06 (Rib Breaker) by 124 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Powerhouse Bill in 6 at 4:34 (Rib Breaker) by 95 (non-title).
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West destroyed EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 28:11 (Re-Animation) by 3.
SOS: Atomic Flounder and Top Sirloin Ferdinand McDonald* overpowered SOS: Doodlebob and Honest Timeshare Salesman* at 28:48 (Ice Cream Machine Breaker) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean defeated EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 56:16 (Slams Casino) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 5,892) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Heimlich Klepper in 8 at 4:11 (Savate Kick) by 114 (non-title).
SOS: Dirty Bubble defeated Norman Killoran in 6 at 3:57 (Fallaway Slam) by 106.
EDGE: Bad News Boyd defeated CURE: Michael Mayhem at 29:41 (Ghetto Dope) by 3 (tables).
SOS: Miss Appear annihilated Mephistopheles in 6 at 4:21 (Fallaway Slam) by 114.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Azriel de la Muertez in 6 at 2:35 (Rib Breaker) by 94 (non-title).
EDGE: Bad News Boyd destroyed EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 27:44 (Ghetto Dope) by 1.
SOS: Man Ray and single Dorito inside a bag of Sun Chips* decked SOS: Plankton and Abe Streisand* at 29:26 (Constellations of a Star-Gazing Iris) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean pinned SOS: Tartar Kid Gil Nemo at 56:09 (Slams Casino) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Mexicali (Attendance: 8,514) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over Pablo Corredeno in 6 at 5:54 (Rib Breaker) by 84 (non-title).
SOS: Atomic Flounder annihilated Zuriel de la Muertez in 6 at 4:49 (Fallaway Slam) by 85.
SOS: Honest Timeshare Salesman decked CURE: Michael Mayhem at 27:23 (Superplex) by 2.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Mephistopheles in 6 at 1:13 (Rib Breaker) by 112 (non-title).
Northeast title: SOS: Big Tender Zaxby Chanticleer defeated EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 28:50 (Come Home to Roost) by 3.
CURE: Red Raines annihilated SOS: Coroner of Pina Coladaburg at 22:20 (Superplex) by 6.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Big Tender Zaxby Chanticleer* and Miss Appear beat SOS: Doodlebob and Honest Timeshare Salesman* at 29:47 (Popeye's Stinks) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean beat CURE: Michael Mayhem at 18:00 (Slams Casino) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 7,683) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Leroy Boone in 6 at 1:47 (Rib Breaker) by 100 (non-title).
SOS: Tartar Kid Gil Nemo won over CURE: Mike Eaves at 20:43 (Fin-ished Him) by 7.
CURE: Michael Mayhem annihilated SOS: Little Brother Stingray at 29:52 (Mayhem Bomb thru table) by 1.
CURE: Rodney Raines won over EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 28:20 (Slingshot Suplex) by 3.
CURE: Rohan Raines won over SOS: Robby Kersey at 28:00 (Slingshot Suplex) by 5 (non-title).
SOS: Muriel Puddings annihilated CURE: Rico Raines at 27:50 (Snack Pack) by 2.
SOS: Doodlebob and Honest Timeshare Salesman* tied SOS: Plankton and Abe Streisand* at 5:20 (Double Count Out).
Main event: CURE: Rodney Raines drew SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean (Time Limit). |
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| Card 10: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 1,601) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd outmuscled Liam Herzfeld in 6 at 2:53 (Rib Breaker) by 109 (non-title).
SOS: Tartar Kid Gil Nemo beat EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:42 (Fin-ished Him) by 2.
SOS: Barnacle Boy annihilated Norman Killoran in 6 at 3:07 (Crescent Kick) by 102.
SOS: Reese Rutledge pinned CURE: Rodney Raines at 27:35 (Crushing High Prices) by 1 (non-title).
SOS: Kevin C. Cucumber bested Jorge Luis in 6 at 3:59 (Crescent Kick) by 75.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked SOS: Yoca Puddings at 27:11 (Bloody Death) by 2.
League Six-man titles: SOS: The Masked Superstar*, Reflecto, and Phil Dye the Mai Tai Guy won over SOS: Sinister Slug*, Jumbo Shrimp, and Natural American Spirit at 29:24 (Five Moves of Doom) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean pinned SOS: Robby Kersey at 32:38 (Slams Casino) by 2. |
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| Card 11: Held in Utica (Attendance: 5,876) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Liam Herzfeld in 6 at 1:29 (Rib Breaker) by 109 (non-title).
EDGE: Bad News Boyd outmuscled SOS: Zeb Martin at 28:49 (Ghetto Dope) by 1.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Norman Killoran in 6 at 0:58 (Rib Breaker) by 107 (non-title).
CURE: Rodney Raines destroyed SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers at 18:20 (Slingshot Suplex) by 7.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Lorenzo Fidel in 6 at 2:13 (Rib Breaker) by 112 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Phil Dye the Mai Tai Guy destroyed EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 27:51 (Sunset Flip) by 2.
TV Six-man titles: SOS: Sneaky Hermit*, Dr. Octofish, and Caribbean King Willy Ocean destroyed SOS: Kelp Thing*, Bubble Bass, and Paul Mall at 27:40 (Always Sneaking) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean decked SOS: Missing Link Wilbur Hillshire at 21:30 (Slams Casino) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in Macon (Attendance: 8,289) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Luis Herzog in 8 at 1:51 (Savate Kick) by 88 (non-title).
SOS: Zeb Martin tied EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 5:44 (Double Count Out).
SOS: The Elastic Waistband beat Crimson Scarletwound in 6 at 2:41 (Fallaway Slam) by 120.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Chrono Tiger Rex Shelley in 6 at 2:21 (Rib Breaker) by 86 (non-title).
SOS: The Flying Dutchman annihilated Carlos Estrada in 6 at 4:36 (Chickenwing) by 81.
Great Lakes title: SOS: Wrangler Gene Toughskins defeated CURE: Red Raines at 28:05 (Denim Dissonance) by 1.
SOS: Sinister Slug*, Jumbo Shrimp, and Natural American Spirit tied SOS: Kelp Thing*, Bubble Bass, and Paul Mall at 4:29 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean outmuscled EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 18:24 (Slams Casino) by 6. |
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| Card 13: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 9,627) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Luke Mandrilli in 6 at 3:19 (Rib Breaker) by 102 (non-title).
SOS: Man Ray annihilated Azriel de la Muertez in 6 at 5:12 (Fallaway Slam) by 92.
SOS: Mermaid Man bested Crimson Scarletwound in 6 at 4:23 (Chickenwing) by 113.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over Hammerstalker in 6 at 4:27 (Rib Breaker) by 111 (non-title).
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West outmuscled SOS: single Dorito inside a bag of Sun Chips at 27:59 (Re-Animation) by 1.
East Coast title: SOS: Caribbean King Willy Ocean pinned CURE: Rico Raines at 22:55 (Sunset Flip) by 9.
SOS: Sinister Slug*, Jumbo Shrimp, and Natural American Spirit drew SOS: Barnacle Boy*, Mermaid Man, and Little Brother Stingray at 4:29 (No Contest). |
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| Card 14: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 3,150) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Vilhelm Faust in 6 at 1:52 (Rib Breaker) by 79 (non-title).
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West defeated SOS: Kent Laramie at 28:56 (Re-Animation) by 4.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Crimson Scarletwound in 6 at 2:20 (Rib Breaker) by 118 (non-title).
Central Plains title: CURE: Rohan Raines destroyed SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean at 29:19 (Slingshot Suplex) by 3.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated CURE: Rico Raines at 27:30 (Roundhouse Kick) by 4.
SOS: Abe Streisand drew EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 4:17 (No Contest).
SOS: Kelp Thing*, Bubble Bass, and Paul Mall tied SOS: Kevin C. Cucumber*, The Flying Dutchman, and Coroner of Pina Coladaburg at 3:46 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 15: Held in La Paz (Attendance: 5,847) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Thai Foon in 2 at 2:54 (Count Out) (non-title).
CURE: Ray Raines drew EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 4:34 (Double Disqualification).
CURE: Rico Raines beat SOS: Natural American Spirit at 29:21 (Slingshot Suplex) by 2.
SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean overpowered CURE: Slapped Fate at 16:34 (Slams Casino) by 9.
EDGE: Bad News Boyd defeated EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 28:07 (Ghetto Dope) by 3.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Maximilian Breuer in 6 at 4:09 (Rib Breaker) by 75 (non-title). |
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| Card 16: Held in Ravenna (Attendance: 3,011) |
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SOS: Reflecto decked Azriel de la Muertez in 6 at 5:59 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West won over CURE: Richard Raines at 18:35 (Re-Animation) by 12.
CURE: Rodney Raines won over SOS: Paul Mall at 16:45 (Slingshot Suplex) by 9.
SOS: Mussel Muscles the Crippling Crustacean overpowered EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:21 (Slams Casino) by 3.
CURE: Red Raines pinned EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 28:53 (Superplex) by 5.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned Zuriel de la Muertez in 6 at 2:04 (Rib Breaker) by 87 (non-title). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 5,800) |
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CURE: Mike Eaves took home $1,000 after EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm flung him outside the ring.
CURE: Rico Raines was paid $1,100 after CURE: Rodney Raines hurled him out of the ring.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy collected an imaginary $1,200 when he was thrown into his manager at ringside by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane and EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm was given an imaginary $1,300 when EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West hurled him out of the ring.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux gained $1,400 when he was flung into some chairs at ringside by CURE: Red Raines.
EDGE: Bad News Boyd gained $1,500 when he was thrown out by EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West and EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane was given $1,600 after he got tossed outside the ring by CURE: Rodney Raines.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West gained $1,700 in imaginary earnings when CURE: Red Raines flung him into some chairs at ringside.
CURE: Red Raines was paid $1,800 in imaginary earnings after being thrown out by CURE: Rodney Raines.
CURE: Rodney Raines won the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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