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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #467 -- FEBRUARY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Knoxville (Attendance: 7,270) |
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SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter destroyed Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 2:16 (Ankle Lock) by 82 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Zachary Blast in 3 at 7:46 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson destroyed SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 19:05 (Piledriver) by 6 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Kongaroo in 10 at 0:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 147.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Tork Levinson in 8 at 2:55 (Chickenwing) by 75.
Great Lakes title: SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic destroyed RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 28:47 (Deranged Dreams) by 3.
CURE: Dream Denied destroyed RFD: Masked Warrior at 27:24 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 5 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Enforcer).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic destroyed SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 53:28 (Deranged Dreams) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Matamoros (Attendance: 4,712) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter tied COT: Super Shadow Machine at 14:54 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale drew SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic (Time Limit).
COT: Miniscule Machine annihilated SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 28:29 (Very Small Package) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested COT: So-So Machine at 15:08 (Respeck This!) by 16.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 6 at 2:16 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
Southeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter decked CURE: Cody Steel at 22:46 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 6.
CURE: Mr. Eaves bested RFD: Mr. Massive at 20:15 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 6.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic won over RFD: Mr. Massive at 27:51 (Deranged Dreams) by 5 (Guest Referee: Hacker Jaw). |
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| Card 3: Held in Waco (Attendance: 4,957) |
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West Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman won over RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 27:52 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Kongaroo in 6 at 2:25 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
CURE: Mike Eaves destroyed SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 28:05 (Superplex) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked COT: Low Quality Machine at 11:55 (Respeck This!) by 24.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Hacker Jaw in 6 at 2:42 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter overpowered CURE: Dream Denied at 27:32 (The Dime-Maker) by 3.
EDGE: Brotherhood of Death won over RFD: Mr. Massive at 28:15 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson bested SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 36:02 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Utica (Attendance: 1,611) |
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CURE: Cody Steel outmuscled RFD: Saberclaw at 29:22 (Steel Chair Shot) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat COT: So-So Machine at 7:17 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 19.
Southwest title: EDGE: The Ghoul pinned SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 27:34 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Max Dotsun in 6 at 4:58 (Ankle Lock) by 108.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over VIRUS/TSD: "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr L. at 9:55 (Respeck This!) by 22.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson pinned COT: Miniscule Machine at 28:14 (Piledriver) by 4.
CURE: Forgiven Faith bested RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 29:47 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson defeated RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 44:09 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 5 (Guest Referee: Tork Levinson). |
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| Card 5: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 9,991) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked The Westfield Strangler in 6 at 3:57 (Ankle Lock) by 77.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated COT: Low Quality Machine at 8:32 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 27.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Jason Adams III in 6 at 4:32 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked COT: Pretty Good Machine at 14:46 (Respeck This!) by 21.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated VIRUS/TSD: "Fatale" Dawn Destiny at 13:55 (Respeck This!) by 24.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson outmuscled EDGE: Grim Reaper at 19:06 (Piledriver) by 6.
CURE: Dream Denied destroyed EDGE: Vlad Dracul at 16:25 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 7.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson annihilated COT: Super Shadow Machine at 55:15 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Zurich (Attendance: 6,085) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 2:26 (Chickenwing) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated COT: Pretty Good Machine at 9:39 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 24.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 8 at 2:40 (Chickenwing) by 68.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 4:50 (Chickenwing) by 114.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 11:12 (Respeck This!) by 19.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson defeated CURE: Mr. Eaves at 28:47 (Piledriver) by 2.
CURE: Cody Steel overpowered EDGE: The Zombie at 20:47 (Steel Chair Shot) by 9.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson bested COT: Super Fast Machine at 39:41 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Madison (Attendance: 2,122) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar drew RFD: Razor at 6:12 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Horatio Thunderbelly in 3 at 7:31 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated VIRUS/TSD: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny at 15:28 (Respeck This!) by 19.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Human Pretzel in 3 at 6:30 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic beat SOS/ARMY: Craile at 15:16 (Deranged Dreams) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez pinned CURE: Cody Steel at 29:14 (X Marks the Spot) by 3.
EDGE: Sins pinned RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 27:04 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 34:07 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 7,609) |
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CURE: Dream Denied outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 29:09 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated The Human Pretzel in 6 at 4:13 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Sir Losealot in 1 at 13:06 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 6:46 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic beat SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 28:46 (Deranged Dreams) by 5 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/TSD: "Fatale" Dawn Destiny).
RFD: Masked Hound Spike overpowered SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 27:27 (Landslide) by 2.
TV Tag-team titles: CURE: Mike Eaves* and Shawn Steel decked The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall and RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson* at 28:14 (Superplex) by 3.
Main event: CURE: Dream Denied drew SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson (Time Limit). |
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| Card 9: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 2,138) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar tied CURE: Shawn Steel at 13:14 (No Contest).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 3:03 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Zachary Blast in 6 at 2:05 (Ankle Lock) by 82.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:49 (Ankle Lock) by 115.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic outmuscled SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 22:54 (Deranged Dreams) by 8.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/ARMY: The Gimp outmuscled COT: Super Shadow Machine at 27:05 (CBT Torture Submission) by 4.
COT: Miniscule Machine*, Super Shadow Machine, and Super Fast Machine destroyed COT: So-So Machine, Low Quality Machine, and Pretty Good Machine* in 14 at 14:22 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 24.
Main event: CURE: Cody Steel tied SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 18:18 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 10: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 3,047) |
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Pacific Northwest title: EDGE: The Undertaker beat SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 29:33 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered Les S. Moore in 6 at 4:32 (Ankle Lock) by 118.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson outmuscled RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 29:36 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed The Shmoe at 2:19 (Respeck This!) by 166.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson beat SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 29:14 (Piledriver) by 3 (non-title).
CURE: Dream Denied pinned COT: Miniscule Machine at 28:09 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson decked SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 58:49 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE/ROT: Disciple of Terror 19). |
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| Card 11: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 1,078) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 1:19 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled The Shmoe at 1:15 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 169.
Central Plains title: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson decked RFD: Mr. Massive at 15:30 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 4:29 (Ankle Lock) by 118.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic drew COT: Super Shadow Machine at 3:39 (No Contest).
CURE: Cody Steel decked COT: Miniscule Machine at 29:56 (Steel Chair Shot) by 3.
Main event: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson pinned SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 42:46 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 4,962) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 5:57 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 2:26 (Ankle Lock) by 121.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson defeated CURE: Mike Eaves at 27:43 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Warren Wrassleman in 1 at 3:50 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic won over COT: Super Fast Machine at 29:50 (Deranged Dreams) by 1 (non-title).
COT: Super Shadow Machine overpowered EDGE: The Archangel at 27:36 (Super Shadowban) by 4.
Main event: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson pinned SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 42:55 (Piledriver) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE/ROT: Misfit). |
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| Card 13: Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 5,510) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage bested SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 29:03 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Warren Wrassleman in 1 at 28:38 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson destroyed CURE: Shawn Steel at 28:02 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked The Shamemonger in 10 at 0:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 129.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic beat Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:39 (Ankle Lock) by 116 (non-title).
COT: Super Fast Machine tied RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 7:59 (Double Count Out).
Main event: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson pinned SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 58:03 (Piledriver) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Washington, D.C. (Attendance: 2,725) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Jason Adams III in 6 at 6:01 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered The Shamemonger in 6 at 0:46 (Ankle Lock) by 104.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson annihilated EDGE: Death Express at 21:51 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Joey W. in 10 at 1:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 124.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic pinned RFD: Mr. Massive at 28:38 (Deranged Dreams) by 5 (Guest Referee: Sam Shadows).
COT: Super Fast Machine drew CURE: Forgiven Faith (Time Limit).
Main event: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson decked SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 49:40 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Perth (Attendance: 5,282) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 3 at 17:29 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated Joey W. in 6 at 6:24 (Ankle Lock) by 70.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Sam Shadows in 3 at 4:59 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Martin T. Jobber in 6 at 3:05 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
TV title: CURE: Dream Denied overpowered SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 29:02 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw decked COT: Super Fast Machine at 20:34 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 8.
Main event: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson pinned SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 33:16 (Piledriver) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 7,331) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Sir Losealot in 1 at 1:48 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 15:21 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 22.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic beat SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 28:16 (Deranged Dreams) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Jones McCallister in 14 at 0:59 (Superplex) by 136.
CURE: Cody Steel decked SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 28:37 (Steel Chair Shot) by 2.
EDGE: Fire outmuscled COT: Super Fast Machine at 29:24 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.
Main event: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson decked SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 49:42 (Piledriver) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 4,743) |
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RFD: Mr. Massive nabbed $1,000 after getting hurled outside the ring by SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter.
CURE: Mike Eaves took $1,100 in imaginary earnings after COT: Miniscule Machine and SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter threw him out.
RFD: Masked Warrior picked up $1,200 when CURE: Dream Denied flung him out.
CURE: Cody Steel was given $1,300 in imaginary money after getting thrown onto the announcer's table by SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter.
COT: Miniscule Machine was paid $1,400 after SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter hurled him into some chairs at ringside.
CURE: Dream Denied snatched $1,500 when he was flung out by SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter.
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter took $1,600 after SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter hurled him over the top rope.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter was the winner of the battle royal and its $40,000 prize. |
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