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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #464 -- DECEMBER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Gadsden (Attendance: 4,112) |
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Southeast title: SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter outmuscled COT: Super Shadow Machine at 20:31 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Sir Losealot in 6 at 6:43 (Headlock) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 10:12 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 31.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Kongaroo in 10 at 0:54 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 121.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic defeated SOS/ARMY: Craile at 27:49 (Deranged Dreams) by 5.
CURE: Forgiven Faith overpowered Kongaroo in 10 at 2:20 (Spinning Back Fist) by 128 (non-title).
COT: Miniscule Machine*, Super Shadow Machine, and Super Fast Machine decked COT: So-So Machine, Low Quality Machine*, and Pretty Good Machine at 9:30 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 35.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Craile outmuscled CURE: Forgiven Faith at 38:47 (Morose DDT) by 8 (Guest Referee: RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage). |
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| Card 2: Held in Sarasota (Attendance: 1,287) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter pinned SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 28:30 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Zachary Blast in 6 at 1:30 (Headlock) by 75.
RFD: Razor beat SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 27:47 (Back Suplex) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over COT: So-So Machine in 13 at 13:13 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler pinned SOS/ARMY: Craile at 29:05 (Rollin' Dice DVD) by 1.
CURE: Shawn Steel destroyed RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 29:16 (Spinebuster) by 1.
COT: Miniscule Machine*, Super Shadow Machine, and Super Fast Machine tied RFD: Sgt. Slammer*, CURE: Dream Denied, and EDGE: The Zombie at 10:42 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Craile outmuscled RFD: Mr. Massive at 40:18 (Morose DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 5,193) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter beat SOS/ARMY: Craile at 27:37 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed SOS/ARMY: Craile at 28:37 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 4.
RFD: Razor destroyed SOS/ARMY: Craile at 29:31 (Back Suplex) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over COT: Low Quality Machine in 14 at 22:56 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage decked SOS/ARMY: Craile at 27:30 (Crashwreck) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez outmuscled CURE: Shawn Steel at 27:00 (X Marks the Spot) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter overpowered SOS/ARMY: Craile at 35:16 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 5. |
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| Card 4: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 6,500) |
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SOS/ARMY: Zipperface destroyed RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 29:43 (No Safe-Word) by 5 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated Kongaroo in 6 at 4:30 (Headlock) by 69.
COT: Miniscule Machine outmuscled RFD: Razor at 27:14 (Very Small Package) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested COT: Pretty Good Machine at 6:31 (Respeck This!) by 29.
SOS/ARMY: Craile drew COT: Super Shadow Machine at 29:38 (No Contest).
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface overpowered EDGE: Sins at 28:48 (No Safe-Word) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 27:38 (No Safe-Word) by 2. |
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| Card 5: Held in Windsor (Attendance: 9,219) |
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COT: Miniscule Machine destroyed RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 28:06 (Very Small Package) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered COT: So-So Machine at 10:27 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 36.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw pinned RFD: Razor at 28:43 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 2:53 (Spinning Back Fist) by 127.
SOS/ARMY: Craile pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:43 (Headlock) by 77 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface destroyed RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 29:30 (No Safe-Word) by 5.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface destroyed RFD: Masked Warrior at 22:38 (No Safe-Word) by 8 (Guest Referee: Les S. Moore). |
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| Card 6: Held in Kokomo (Attendance: 5,155) |
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Northeast title: CURE: Cody Steel overpowered RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 28:07 (Steel Chair Shot) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: Low Quality Machine in 10 at 12:49 (Count Out).
CURE: Cody Steel won over RFD: Razor at 29:52 (Steel Chair Shot) by 5 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled The Human Pretzel in 6 at 2:04 (Headlock) by 99.
SOS/ARMY: Craile beat RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:59 (Morose DDT) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: The Gimp drew CURE: Shawn Steel at 1:41 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface bested RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 28:20 (No Safe-Word) by 5. |
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| Card 7: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 2,563) |
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EDGE: Fire overpowered RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 27:19 (Spinebuster) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: Pretty Good Machine in 12 at 0:32 (Disqualification: used powder).
RFD: Razor bested EDGE: Vlad Dracul at 28:06 (Back Suplex) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 5:09 (Headlock) by 77.
SOS/ARMY: Craile outmuscled RFD: Mr. Massive at 27:12 (Morose DDT) by 1.
COT: Miniscule Machine destroyed CURE: Shawn Steel at 27:50 (Very Small Package) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface defeated CURE: Shawn Steel at 48:34 (No Safe-Word) by 5. |
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| Card 8: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 8,015) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman destroyed RFD: Masked Warrior at 28:46 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 1:51 (Spinning Back Fist) by 131.
COT: Miniscule Machine decked SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 29:44 (Very Small Package) by 3.
RFD: Masked Warrior defeated SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 27:26 (Boston Crab) by 1.
EDGE: Fire bested SOS/ARMY: Craile at 27:05 (Spinebuster) by 5.
RFD: Sgt. Slammer outmuscled COT: Super Shadow Machine at 28:56 (Missile) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface won over RFD: Razor at 49:18 (No Safe-Word) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Smyrna (Attendance: 6,005) |
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Southwest title: RFD: Saberclaw outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 27:34 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered The Human Pretzel in 6 at 3:39 (Headlock) by 103.
CURE: Mr. Eaves overpowered SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 29:15 (Spinebuster) by 4 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Les S. Moore in 1 at 2:47 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter decked RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 29:01 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 4.
CURE: Cody Steel won over COT: Super Shadow Machine at 17:21 (Steel Chair Shot) by 7 (non-title).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface pinned COT: Super Shadow Machine at 22:53 (No Safe-Word) by 7. |
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| Card 10: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 8,933) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 4:11 (Spinning Back Fist) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 6:30 (Headlock) by 81.
EDGE: The Ghoul bested SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 29:43 (Spinebuster) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled The Shmoe at 0:30 (Respeck This!) by 171.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter won over RFD: Mr. Massive at 15:35 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 6.
COT: Super Shadow Machine pinned EDGE: The Zombie at 29:24 (Shadowban) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface destroyed SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 39:42 (No Safe-Word) by 6. |
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| Card 11: Held in Orlando (Attendance: 6,526) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 2:42 (Spinning Back Fist) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Les S. Moore in 1 at 7:18 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Jason Adams III in 1 at 1:39 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Grady Ringlebopper in 1 at 5:51 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter pinned CURE: Dream Denied at 28:14 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 1.
CURE: Dream Denied annihilated RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:08 (Spinebuster) by 5.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 39:55 (The Dime-Maker) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 8,448) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 1:45 (Headlock) by 105.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled The Shmoe at 2:28 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 177.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 2 at 4:37 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 5:16 (Headlock) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter pinned EDGE: Death Express at 28:05 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 4.
EDGE: The Archangel overpowered RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:21 (Spinebuster) by 5.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter bested EDGE: Fire at 51:13 (The Dime-Maker) by 3. |
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| Card 13: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 3,991) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 0:59 (Headlock) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Grady Ringlebopper in 1 at 27:19 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Sir Losealot in 6 at 3:08 (Headlock) by 94.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Shamemonger in 2 at 8:48 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter defeated COT: Super Shadow Machine at 19:51 (The Dime-Maker) by 8 (non-title) (Guest Referee: EDGE/ROT: Terror Warrior 4).
Central Plains title: CURE: Mr. Eaves destroyed RFD: Mr. Massive at 19:50 (Spinebuster) by 6.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 55:41 (The Dime-Maker) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Newark (Attendance: 3,938) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter overpowered RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 28:56 (The Dime-Maker) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 5:31 (Headlock) by 92.
CURE: Shawn Steel destroyed Sir Losealot in 6 at 5:33 (Spinning Back Fist) by 92.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Joey W. in 10 at 2:57 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 118.
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter beat COT: Super Fast Machine at 16:48 (The Dime-Maker) by 8 (Guest Referee: Joey W.).
EDGE: Brotherhood of Death decked RFD: Mr. Massive at 28:39 (Spinebuster) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 40:00 (The Dime-Maker) by 3. |
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| Card 15: Held in Lansing (Attendance: 4,412) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Jason Adams III in 1 at 3:38 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Shamemonger in 2 at 2:06 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Zachary Blast in 6 at 6:02 (Headlock) by 71.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 13 at 0:37 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter overpowered EDGE: Grim Reaper at 16:28 (The Dime-Maker) by 6.
Pacific Northwest title: EDGE: The Undertaker decked CURE: Shawn Steel at 28:53 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter beat SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 19:42 (The Dime-Maker) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Vienna (Attendance: 6,376) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 2 at 1:36 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered Joey W. in 6 at 5:30 (Headlock) by 60.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson decked RFD: Mr. Massive at 27:09 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 3.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Craile at 16:16 (Flaming Table Penance) by 8 (Guest Referee: CURE: Mr. Eaves).
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter bested CURE: Mike Eaves at 23:46 (The Dime-Maker) by 6.
League Tag-team titles: CURE: Mike Eaves and Forgiven Faith* overpowered COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Super Fast Machine at 28:58 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter annihilated SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 45:34 (The Dime-Maker) by 4. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 6,068) |
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CURE: Shawn Steel snatched $1,000 in imaginary earnings when he got thrown onto the steps by SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson.
CURE: Mike Eaves grabbed $1,100 when he got thrown out by SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter.
CURE: Cody Steel received $1,200 after getting flipped onto the apron by COT: Miniscule Machine.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson received $1,300 when SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter hurled him over the top rope.
SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter earned $1,400 when he was catapulted out by COT: Miniscule Machine.
COT: Miniscule Machine won the ECL battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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