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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #456 -- SUMMER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 6,155) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman pinned SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 21:59 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 6.
RFD: Fang over The Westfield Strangler in 1 at 4:35 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Kongaroo in 1 at 9:29 (Count Out).
RFD: Fang outmuscled Sir Losealot in 6 at 4:53 (Headbutt) by 82.
SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage drew EDGE: Sins at 9:04 (No Contest).
COT: Miniscule Machine over COT: Pretty Good Machine in 14 at 3:41 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
RFD: Masked Warrior annihilated EDGE: Sins at 29:44 (Cradle Suplex) by 3.
League Tag-team titles: CURE: Dream Denied* and Mr. Eaves beat COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Super Fast Machine at 19:23 (Figure Four) by 9.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter bested SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 24:05 (South Side Swagbuster) by 11. |
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| Card 2: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 18,645) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter beat SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 28:37 (Cradle Suplex) by 5.
RFD: Masked Warrior pinned SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 28:44 (Cradle Suplex) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: So-So Machine in 13 at 2:19 (Disqualification: hit ref).
EDGE: The Zombie decked Zachary Blast in 6 at 4:53 (European Uppercut) by 90.
RFD: Masked Hound Spike bested SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 29:19 (Landslide) by 2.
RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown pinned COT: Miniscule Machine at 27:28 (Bad Street Blast) by 2.
EDGE: The Zombie destroyed Les S. Moore in 6 at 6:23 (European Uppercut) by 90.
COT: Miniscule Machine, Super Shadow Machine*, and Super Fast Machine over COT: So-So Machine, Low Quality Machine, and Pretty Good Machine* at 7:17 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter won over COT: Miniscule Machine at 27:55 (South Side Swagbuster) by 6. |
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| Card 3: Held in Accra (Attendance: 8,435) |
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Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman pinned RFD: Saberclaw at 17:55 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 4:59 (Headbutt) by 109.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over COT: Low Quality Machine in 14 at 15:58 (Figure Four) by 24.
RFD: Fang overpowered Zachary Blast in 6 at 3:02 (Headbutt) by 93.
SOS/ARMY: The Gimp beat SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 27:08 (CBT Torture Submission) by 5.
Central Plains title: EDGE: Grim Reaper beat COT: Miniscule Machine at 28:30 (Cradle Suplex) by 4.
RFD: Fang beat Les S. Moore in 6 at 6:49 (Headbutt) by 93.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter defeated SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 15:10 (South Side Swagbuster) by 7. |
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| Card 4: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 8,082) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman tied RFD: Razor at 6:02 (Double Disqualification).
EDGE: The Zombie decked Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 1:15 (European Uppercut) by 110.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked COT: Pretty Good Machine at 6:52 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 27.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 27:54 (Slingshot Suplex) by 5.
EDGE: The Zombie over Kongaroo in 1 at 3:36 (Count Out).
COT: Miniscule Machine tied EDGE: The Zombie at 29:44 (Double Count Out).
RFD: Mr. Massive annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 11:24 (Very Big Splash) by 11.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter beat RFD: Mr. Massive at 46:32 (South Side Swagbuster) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 15,119) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman overpowered RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 29:58 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 4.
RFD: Fang decked Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 4:53 (Headbutt) by 113.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 1:42 (Spinning Back Fist) by 138.
RFD: Masked Warrior pinned SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 27:58 (Cradle Suplex) by 4.
RFD: Fang over Kongaroo in 1 at 10:34 (Count Out).
EDGE: The Zombie over COT: So-So Machine in 10 at 7:18 (Count Out).
RFD: Mr. Massive won over CURE: Mr. Eaves at 28:53 (Very Big Splash) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter decked SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 43:51 (South Side Swagbuster) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 5,752) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman outmuscled COT: Super Shadow Machine at 29:16 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown pinned RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 27:25 (Mild Sauce Drop) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated The Human Pretzel in 6 at 1:34 (Headbutt) by 90.
CURE: Forgiven Faith pinned SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 16:33 (Cradle Suplex) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez destroyed Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 6:23 (Headbutt) by 69.
RFD: Fang over COT: So-So Machine in 7 at 1:55 (Count Out).
Great Lakes title: EDGE: Vlad Dracul outmuscled RFD: Mr. Massive at 28:56 (Figure Four) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter overpowered SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 56:36 (South Side Swagbuster) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in San Diego (Attendance: 14,106) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman decked EDGE: Grim Reaper at 28:36 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 1.
RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage defeated SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 22:31 (Cradle Suplex) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 7:19 (Headbutt) by 69.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed EDGE: The Ghoul at 27:29 (Respeck This!) by 3.
Southeast title: RFD: Sgt. Slammer overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 21:06 (Missile) by 9.
EDGE: The Zombie over COT: Low Quality Machine in 11 at 5:11 (Count Out).
RFD: Mr. Massive decked EDGE: Death Express at 28:05 (Very Big Splash) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter defeated RFD: Saberclaw at 16:33 (South Side Swagbuster) by 7. |
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| Card 8: Held in Denver (Attendance: 14,045) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman beat CURE: Mr. Eaves at 29:45 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface overpowered RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 29:08 (No Safe-Word) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated Les S. Moore in 6 at 6:42 (Headbutt) by 89.
East Coast title: EDGE: Brotherhood of Death annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 18:27 (Cradle Suplex) by 7.
RFD: The Impostor overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 16:43 (Figure Four) by 7.
RFD: Fang over COT: Low Quality Machine in 11 at 2:53 (Count Out).
EDGE: The Zombie annihilated The Shmoe at 2:29 (Figure Four) by 163.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter beat RFD: Masked Warrior at 58:41 (South Side Swagbuster) by 3. |
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| Card 9: Held in Prague (Attendance: 5,147) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman destroyed EDGE: The Zombie at 29:04 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 5.
COT: Super Fast Machine defeated RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 28:13 (Super Fast Count) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over The Shmoe in 6 at 6:21 (Headbutt) by 66.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: Craile decked SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 7:57 (Morose DDT) by 15.
EDGE: Vlad Dracul defeated SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 19:20 (Figure Four) by 9 (non-title).
EDGE: The Zombie over COT: Pretty Good Machine in 14 at 4:06 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
RFD: Fang beat The Shmoe at 2:34 (Figure Four) by 163.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter defeated SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 42:20 (South Side Swagbuster) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in Tunis (Attendance: 6,915) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman overpowered RFD: Fang at 27:12 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 5.
RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage outmuscled EDGE: The Ghoul at 27:34 (Cradle Suplex) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 4:30 (Headbutt) by 82.
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac annihilated SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 14:44 (Flaming Table Penance) by 11.
EDGE: Death Express bested SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 27:18 (Cradle Suplex) by 5.
RFD: Fang over COT: Pretty Good Machine in 14 at 5:34 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
EDGE: The Zombie destroyed Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 5:00 (European Uppercut) by 83.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter outmuscled RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 42:25 (South Side Swagbuster) by 5. |
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| Card 11: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 15,579) |
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RFD: Saberclaw tied SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 3:50 (Double Disqualification).
Southwest title: CURE: Cody Steel destroyed RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 29:52 (Steel Chair Shot) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 3:32 (Headbutt) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter annihilated SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 18:21 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 10.
SOS/ARMY: The Gimp defeated COT: Miniscule Machine at 29:29 (CBT Torture Submission) by 3.
EDGE: The Zombie outmuscled Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 0:17 (Headbutt) by 139.
RFD: Fang defeated Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 6:31 (Headbutt) by 86.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter decked SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 35:48 (South Side Swagbuster) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in Santiago (Attendance: 16,709) |
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RFD: Saberclaw destroyed SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 27:38 (Cradle Suplex) by 4.
EDGE: Brotherhood of Death decked RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 28:53 (Cradle Suplex) by 5 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated The Shamemonger at 1:53 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 165.
COT: Miniscule Machine beat SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 29:20 (Very Small Package) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: The Gimp outmuscled RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown at 28:16 (CBT Torture Submission) by 1.
RFD: Fang outmuscled Horatio Thunderbelly in 6 at 4:26 (Headbutt) by 94.
EDGE: The Zombie decked Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 4:33 (European Uppercut) by 89.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter outmuscled CURE: Forgiven Faith at 47:14 (South Side Swagbuster) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 9,493) |
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RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler decked RFD: Saberclaw at 27:48 (Slingshot Suplex) by 5.
RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage defeated RFD: Fang at 28:12 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Joey W. in 10 at 2:40 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 113.
RFD: Masked Warrior beat SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 24:25 (Cradle Suplex) by 8 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Death Express).
CURE: Shawn Steel beat SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 29:04 (Figure Four) by 1.
EDGE: The Zombie overpowered The Human Pretzel in 6 at 2:48 (European Uppercut) by 91.
RFD: Fang defeated Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 2:45 (Headbutt) by 92.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter pinned SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 23:13 (South Side Swagbuster) by 6. |
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| Card 14: Held in Midland (Attendance: 13,671) |
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CURE: Mike Eaves defeated RFD: Saberclaw at 29:17 (Figure Four) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter overpowered Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 7:54 (Headbutt) by 74 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 12 at 2:34 (Count Out).
RFD: Mr. Massive beat SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 24:07 (Very Big Splash) by 10.
Northeast title: EDGE: Fire overpowered SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 27:36 (Figure Four) by 3.
RFD: Fang decked The Human Pretzel in 6 at 5:26 (Headbutt) by 94.
EDGE: The Zombie decked The Shamemonger in 13 at 0:25 (Spinebuster) by 152.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 59:42 (South Side Swagbuster) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 17,413) |
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EDGE: Fire bested RFD: Saberclaw at 21:46 (Figure Four) by 7 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned Jason Adams III in 6 at 6:44 (Headbutt) by 88.
EDGE: The Zombie over Jason Adams III in 2 at 5:15 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
CURE: Forgiven Faith beat SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 15:32 (Cradle Suplex) by 10.
EDGE: The Archangel beat SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 28:23 (Figure Four) by 1.
EDGE: The Zombie destroyed Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 5:18 (European Uppercut) by 70.
RFD: Fang annihilated The Shamemonger in 6 at 2:49 (Headbutt) by 113.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter pinned SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 26:40 (South Side Swagbuster) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 9,987) |
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EDGE: The Archangel bested RFD: Saberclaw at 28:59 (Figure Four) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 14 at 1:43 (Figure Four) by 118.
RFD: Fang pinned Jason Adams III in 6 at 6:49 (Headbutt) by 92.
CURE: Cody Steel overpowered SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 21:34 (Steel Chair Shot) by 8 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac).
SOS/ARMY: The Gimp defeated RFD: Mauler at 28:11 (CBT Torture Submission) by 3.
RFD: Fang defeated Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:51 (Headbutt) by 73.
EDGE: The Zombie destroyed Joey W. in 10 at 4:45 (Shoulder Breaker) by 118.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter annihilated SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 31:39 (South Side Swagbuster) by 2. |
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| Card 17: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 8,613) |
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RFD: Mauler beat RFD: Saberclaw at 29:10 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Sir Losealot in 6 at 2:03 (Headbutt) by 78.
EDGE: The Zombie annihilated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 2:46 (Figure Four) by 127.
SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage tied COT: Miniscule Machine at 9:56 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: The Gimp overpowered RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 29:51 (CBT Torture Submission) by 1.
Rocky Mountains title: CURE: Shawn Steel pinned RFD: Masked Warrior at 28:31 (Figure Four) by 1.
RFD: Fang annihilated Joey W. in 10 at 1:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 118. |
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| Card 18: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 16,692) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Westfield Strangler in 1 at 15:37 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Zachary Blast in 6 at 4:47 (Headbutt) by 89.
RFD: Fang outmuscled The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 6 at 5:56 (Headbutt) by 67.
SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage bested CURE: Dream Denied in 8 at 22:34 (Spinning Back Fist) by 9.
COT: Miniscule Machine over COT: So-So Machine in 10 at 1:20 (Count Out).
RFD: The Impostor defeated RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:14 (Figure Four) by 1.
EDGE: The Zombie overpowered SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 10:13 (Figure Four) by 27. |
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| Card 19: Held in Montgomery (Attendance: 10,575) |
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EDGE: The Zombie over The Westfield Strangler in 1 at 5:37 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 21:31 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 6.
EDGE: The Zombie bested Sir Losealot in 6 at 3:15 (European Uppercut) by 79.
Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE: The Undertaker outmuscled SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 29:56 (Figure Four) by 4.
COT: Miniscule Machine over COT: Low Quality Machine in 11 at 5:59 (Count Out).
EDGE: The Undertaker outmuscled RFD: Masked Warrior at 28:55 (Figure Four) by 1 (non-title).
RFD: Fang overpowered SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 10:30 (Figure Four) by 27. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Zacatecas (Attendance: 7,919) |
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EDGE: The Undertaker made $1,000 after he got catapulted outside the ring by EDGE: Fire.
EDGE: Vlad Dracul pocketed $1,100 after SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter threw him out of the ring.
EDGE: Sins earned $1,200 after he got catapulted out by CURE: Mr. Eaves.
EDGE: Death Express took home $1,300 when CURE: Cody Steel threw him outside the ring.
EDGE: Grim Reaper received $1,400 after he was thrown through the ropes by CURE: Shawn Steel.
EDGE: Brotherhood of Death received $1,500 when COT: Super Fast Machine threw him into some fans at ringside.
CURE: Mike Eaves made $1,600 after RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown flung him into his manager at ringside.
CURE: Mr. Eaves gained $1,700 when he got thrown out of the ring by RFD: Masked Warrior.
EDGE: The Archangel and EDGE: Fire grabbed $1,800 and $1,900, respectively, after COT: Super Shadow Machine hurled both out.
RFD: Masked Warrior snatched $2,000 when RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown hurled him out.
CURE: Cody Steel pocketed an imaginary $2,100 when he got hurled onto the steps by COT: Miniscule Machine and CURE: Shawn Steel.
SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter collected $2,200 when CURE: Dream Denied flung him out of the ring.
COT: Super Fast Machine collected $2,300 after he got hurled outside the ring by RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown.
COT: Super Shadow Machine grabbed $2,400 when CURE: Forgiven Faith threw him out.
COT: Miniscule Machine collected $2,500 after he was flipped onto the steps by CURE: Shawn Steel.
RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown gained $2,600 after CURE: Forgiven Faith tossed him into his manager at ringside.
CURE: Dream Denied gained a quick $2,700 after SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown flung him into the audience.
CURE: Shawn Steel pocketed $2,800 after CURE: Forgiven Faith threw him out of the ring.
SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown was paid $2,900 after being thrown out by CURE: Forgiven Faith.
CURE: Forgiven Faith won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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