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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #476 -- DOG DAYS 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Harrisburg (Attendance: 14,183) |
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COT: Dee Snuts outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 27:07 (Go Eem!) by 2.
COT: Skip Towne destroyed SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 29:10 (Edge of Towne) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:49 (European Uppercut) by 114.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Enforcer in 9 at 16:19 (Spinning Back Fist) by 8.
COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 28:42 (Mug Shot) by 4.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo pinned Max Dotsun in 6 at 4:50 (Shoulder Breaker) by 107.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo decked The Shamemonger in 6 at 2:36 (Shoulder Breaker) by 102.
League Six-man titles: COT: Dude Mann, Guy Mann*, and Rich Mann decked SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax, COT: Super Shadow Machine, and Super Fast Machine* at 29:27 (Mann Down) by 2.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel overpowered COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 40:24 (Backbreaker) by 6. |
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| Card 2: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 10,016) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter defeated SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 27:50 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Jason Adams III in 6 at 3:59 (European Uppercut) by 108.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned EDGE: Bill Pardy at 6:15 (Respeck This!) by 27.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated EDGE: Malcolm Reynolds in 8 at 14:02 (Shoulder Breaker) by 18.
Pacific Northwest title: COT: Skip Towne won over SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 17:49 (Edge of Towne) by 6.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo pinned Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 1:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 126.
COT: Curtis Sea bested CURE: Mr. Eaves at 22:01 (Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea) by 7.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel destroyed COT: Curtis Sea at 36:21 (Backbreaker) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 5,557) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman decked COT: Rich Mann at 28:17 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 3.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo decked Jason Adams III in 6 at 1:27 (Shoulder Breaker) by 112.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed The Shmoe in 6 at 3:34 (European Uppercut) by 62.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 13 at 4:07 (Count Out).
COT/CLOWNZ: Explosivo overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 29:17 (Big Explosion) by 4.
CURE: Shawn Steel beat The Human Pretzel in 6 at 6:55 (Headbutt) by 94 (non-title).
COT: Curtis Sea pinned COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 29:19 (Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea) by 1.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel outmuscled COT: E. Zack Lee at 35:44 (Backbreaker) by 7. |
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| Card 4: Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 16,892) |
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RFD: Saberclaw annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 27:58 (Boston Crab) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 8 at 6:14 (Shoulder Breaker) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 2:19 (European Uppercut) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned EDGE: Mark Devereaux in 8 at 9:26 (Shoulder Breaker) by 16.
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter decked CURE: Cody Steel at 28:20 (The Dime-Maker) by 5.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo destroyed The Human Pretzel in 6 at 3:26 (Shoulder Breaker) by 93.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo beat Joey W. in 6 at 6:53 (Shoulder Breaker) by 66.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel pinned COT: Super Fast Machine at 59:21 (Backbreaker) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 18,586) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: "Poison" Lucifer Destiny in 13 at 6:24 (Count Out).
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo pinned The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 2:13 (World's Strongest Splash) by 158.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat ACE: New Jersey Devil at 5:39 (Respeck This!) by 33.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over SOS/IND: Bill Debeerham at 14:41 (Respeck This!) by 23.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo decked Kongaroo in 6 at 5:51 (Shoulder Breaker) by 86.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo decked Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 1:54 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90.
COT: Rich Mann annihilated CURE: Mr. Eaves at 28:48 (Patriarchal Press) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel bested COT: Rich Mann at 43:57 (Backbreaker) by 8. |
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| Card 6: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 9,655) |
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SOS/ARMY: Zipperface outmuscled VIRUS/TSD: "Poison" Lucifer Destiny at 10:03 (No Safe-Word) by 29.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed VIRUS/TSD: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny at 5:29 (Respeck This!) by 27.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 1:34 (European Uppercut) by 94.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat EDGE: The Undertaker at 13:18 (Respeck This!) by 22.
West Coast title: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson won over COT: Dee Snuts at 29:33 (Piledriver) by 3.
COT: Skip Towne bested RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 28:21 (Edge of Towne) by 1.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo outmuscled Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 13 at 0:44 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 147.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel defeated COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers at 33:01 (Backbreaker) by 2. |
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| Card 7: Held in Rapid City (Attendance: 17,419) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated The Westfield Strangler at 0:23 (Respeck This!) by 156.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Sir Losealot in 2 at 3:06 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat The Shamemonger in 6 at 4:39 (European Uppercut) by 98.
COT: Curtis Sea outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Craile at 20:16 (Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface over VIRUS/TSD: Morbid Terror in 11 at 6:42 (Count Out).
RFD: Masked Warrior drew COT: Curtis Sea (Time Limit).
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo over Hacker Jaw in 2 at 3:53 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel defeated SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 42:00 (Backbreaker) by 7. |
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| Card 8: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 8,783) |
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COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo annihilated The Westfield Strangler in 12 at 0:20 (Boston Crab) by 153.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo pinned Sir Losealot in 6 at 6:57 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Joey W. in 6 at 3:48 (European Uppercut) by 62.
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac tied COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 5:11 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface beat COT: Rich Mann at 29:23 (No Safe-Word) by 3.
RFD: Masked Warrior destroyed COT: E. Zack Lee at 28:02 (Boston Crab) by 2.
COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden pinned COT: E. Zack Lee at 28:31 (Strictly ForBoden) by 1.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel won over SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 27:16 (Backbreaker) by 9. |
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| Card 9: Held in Gadsden (Attendance: 5,566) |
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COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers pinned SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 29:50 (Dinkin Around) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Zachary Blast in 6 at 1:45 (European Uppercut) by 86.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Martin T. Jobber in 6 at 4:13 (European Uppercut) by 92.
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles tied COT: Super Fast Machine at 6:36 (No Contest).
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface over VIRUS/TSD: Lucifer in 14 at 5:30 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo decked Les S. Moore in 6 at 4:25 (Shoulder Breaker) by 118.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 12 at 12:33 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Main event: RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage drew CURE: Shawn Steel (Time Limit). |
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| Card 10: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 9,653) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 4:54 (European Uppercut) by 113.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo outmuscled Zachary Blast in 6 at 3:10 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Jones McCallister in 6 at 4:01 (European Uppercut) by 71.
COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden overpowered SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 27:29 (Strictly ForBoden) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface destroyed VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Enforcer in 9 at 21:41 (Spinning Back Fist) by 9.
RFD: Mr. Massive drew COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 4:54 (Double Count Out).
Mid-Atlantic title: RFD: Masked Hound Spike decked COT: Rich Mann at 23:56 (Landslide) by 7.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel destroyed COT: Skip Towne at 29:37 (Backbreaker) by 1. |
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| Card 11: Held in Rome (Attendance: 8,743) |
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COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo overpowered Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 2:45 (Shoulder Breaker) by 117.
COT: E. Zack Lee annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 29:27 (Precision) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Tork Levinson in 8 at 5:27 (Shoulder Breaker) by 94.
COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden pinned SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 29:03 (Strictly ForBoden) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface over EDGE: The Undertaker at 6:42 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
COT: Skip Towne annihilated CURE: Dream Denied at 15:43 (Edge of Towne) by 6.
COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden outmuscled COT: Rich Mann at 28:56 (Strictly ForBoden) by 2.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel destroyed COT: Dee Snuts at 43:02 (Backbreaker) by 3. |
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| Card 12: Held in Echo (Attendance: 16,011) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 24:23 (Backbreaker) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Sam Shadows in 6 at 4:49 (European Uppercut) by 100.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 13 at 0:59 (Cobra Clutch) by 144.
COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden won over SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 28:36 (Strictly ForBoden) by 2.
COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers outmuscled SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 29:41 (Dinkin Around) by 3.
COT: Skip Towne overpowered COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 27:49 (Edge of Towne) by 5.
COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers outmuscled COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 27:54 (Dinkin Around) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel bested RFD: Mr. Massive at 36:52 (Backbreaker) by 6. |
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| Card 13: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 7,555) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage destroyed COT: Super Shadow Machine at 27:06 (Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Kongaroo in 6 at 2:07 (European Uppercut) by 82.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: Morbid Terror in 11 at 10:35 (Count Out).
Rocky Mountains title: COT: Super Shadow Machine overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 24:44 (Super Shadowban) by 6.
COT: Skip Towne annihilated COT: Super Shadow Machine at 27:18 (Edge of Towne) by 2.
East Coast title: CURE: Mike Eaves decked COT: E. Zack Lee at 16:55 (Boston Crab) by 7.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* pinned COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles and Crinkles* at 27:22 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel bested SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 46:26 (Backbreaker) by 9. |
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| Card 14: Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 13,287) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage overpowered COT: Dude Mann at 29:01 (Backbreaker) by 3.
COT: Super Fast Machine destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 28:15 (Super Fast Count) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Hacker Jaw in 6 at 3:35 (European Uppercut) by 88.
COT/CLOWNZ: Sprinkles decked SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 15:24 (Making Magic) by 6.
COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers decked COT: Super Shadow Machine at 28:09 (Dinkin Around) by 1.
COT: Dee Snuts defeated CURE: Cody Steel at 21:36 (Go Eem!) by 9.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* bested COT/CLOWNZ: Sprinkles and Bugzy* at 29:52 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 52:28 (Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 16,851) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage destroyed COT: Guy Mann at 28:44 (Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Max Dotsun in 6 at 1:28 (European Uppercut) by 103.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled VIRUS/TSD: "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr L. at 5:19 (Respeck This!) by 27.
COT/CLOWNZ: Pugzy bested SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 21:44 (Boston Crab) by 6.
COT: Super Fast Machine drew COT/CLOWNZ: Bugzy at 2:30 (No Contest).
COT: Dee Snuts defeated COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 28:57 (Go Eem!) by 3.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* decked COT: Dude Mann and Guy Mann* at 27:58 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 29:26 (Backbreaker) by 8. |
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| Card 16: Held in Houston (Attendance: 16,964) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 23:01 (Backbreaker) by 10.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 2:39 (Shoulder Breaker) by 129.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over VIRUS/TSD: Masked Justice #3 at 5:19 (Respeck This!) by 26.
COT: Dee Snuts annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 22:14 (Go Eem!) by 6.
COT: Super Fast Machine bested RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 27:28 (Super Fast Count) by 4.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo won over The Shmoe in 6 at 3:45 (Shoulder Breaker) by 66.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* annihilated COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy and Pugzy* at 29:14 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Shawn Steel annihilated SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 44:59 (Backbreaker) by 10. |
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| Card 17: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 11,592) |
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TV title: RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage bested COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 19:23 (Backbreaker) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over EDGE: Grim Reaper in 12 at 1:54 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated VIRUS/TSD: "Fatale" Dawn Destiny at 4:27 (Respeck This!) by 30.
COT: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 29:41 (Endowellment) by 5.
CURE: Mike Eaves decked COT: Super Fast Machine at 27:12 (Boston Crab) by 3 (non-title).
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo destroyed Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 2:13 (Shoulder Breaker) by 101.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* outmuscled CURE: Mr. Eaves and Cody Steel* at 18:36 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 7. |
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| Card 18: Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 17,215) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale tied COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden (Time Limit).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked The Human Pretzel in 6 at 3:08 (European Uppercut) by 89.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over SOS/IND: Big L. Huge in 8 at 4:16 (Count Out).
COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles bested SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 29:42 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 4.
COT: Super Fast Machine tied COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo at 7:21 (Double Count Out).
Northeast title: CURE: Forgiven Faith overpowered COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers at 27:12 (Backbreaker) by 1.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* outmuscled COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo and Explosivo* at 29:09 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 4. |
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| Card 19: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 10,892) |
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COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers overpowered RFD: Razor at 29:16 (Dinkin Around) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:42 (European Uppercut) by 86.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated VIRUS/TSD: Lucifer at 7:10 (Respeck This!) by 26.
COT: Super Shadow Machine outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 28:46 (Super Shadowban) by 4.
COT: Super Fast Machine destroyed COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 27:34 (Super Fast Count) by 3.
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo pinned Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 2:50 (Shoulder Breaker) by 98.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* decked COT: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell and "Super Stud" Jon Boden* at 7:24 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 18. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Talladega (Attendance: 18,114) |
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CURE: Mr. Eaves was awarded a quick $1,000 after he was thrown out by SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar.
CURE: Dream Denied was paid $1,100 after being thrown out by CURE: Shawn Steel.
RFD: Masked Warrior grabbed $1,200 when he got thrown into some fans at ringside by CURE: Forgiven Faith.
COT: Super Fast Machine picked up a quick $1,300 after being thrown into the audience by SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez.
CURE: Mike Eaves was paid $1,400 when he got flung out by CURE: Cody Steel.
CURE: Forgiven Faith nabbed $1,500 after SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez threw him onto the announcer's table.
CURE: Cody Steel grabbed $1,600 after CURE: Shawn Steel threw him out.
SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar was given $1,700 in imaginary money after CURE: Shawn Steel hurled him outside the ring.
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez and CURE: Shawn Steel gained $1,800 and $1,900, respectively, after COT: Super Shadow Machine threw them both onto the steps.
COT: Super Shadow Machine won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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