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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #473 -- SUMMER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Gulfport (Attendance: 12,499) |
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Northeast title: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter bested SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 16:59 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 12.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 1:57 (European Uppercut) by 125.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles beat Jason Adams III in 6 at 3:01 (Headbutt) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Shmoe in 1 at 16:46 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
HERO: Buss Tubbs destroyed SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 22:18 (Cleaning Up) by 6.
HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested COT: Super Shadow Machine at 27:00 (Endowellment) by 2.
Great Lakes title: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler destroyed HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 28:39 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage won over SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 31:21 (Crashwreck) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 13,385) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman beat EDGE: The Archangel at 29:51 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Human Pretzel in 2 at 10:04 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 0:26 (Respeck This!) by 153.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 0:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
EDGE: The Archangel bested SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 29:31 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.
COT: Super Shadow Machine tied HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 0:57 (No Contest).
RFD: Sgt. Slammer drew HERO: Buss Tubbs at 3:09 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage won over SOS/ARMY: Craile at 38:57 (Crashwreck) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Spokane (Attendance: 18,658) |
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HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn won over RFD: Saberclaw at 29:52 (Consider It Dunn) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Gregory the Gigantic in 2 at 1:44 (Count Out).
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles overpowered The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 6 at 4:37 (Headbutt) by 83.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Warren Wrassleman in 1 at 5:53 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell decked SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 16:17 (Endowellment) by 9 (non-title).
HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn overpowered COT: Super Fast Machine at 27:26 (Consider It Dunn) by 1.
Mid-Atlantic title: RFD: Mr. Massive decked EDGE: The Archangel at 27:39 (Very Big Splash) by 5.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 37:19 (Endowellment) by 9. |
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| Card 4: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 19,975) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 0:51 (European Uppercut) by 115.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Les S. Moore in 6 at 4:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 109.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Sir Losealot in 1 at 5:58 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Shamemonger in 1 at 3:14 (Count Out).
HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden annihilated SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 18:02 (Strictly ForBoden) by 7.
Pacific Northwest title: COT: Super Fast Machine annihilated HERO: Buss Tubbs at 29:36 (Super Fast Count) by 1.
HERO: Dee Snuts destroyed EDGE: The Archangel at 28:49 (Go Eem!) by 4.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 40:30 (Endowellment) by 2. |
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| Card 5: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 8,008) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 0:50 (European Uppercut) by 115.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Shmoe in 1 at 2:48 (Disqualification: nail file).
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles pinned Sir Losealot in 6 at 4:16 (Headbutt) by 103.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Joey W. in 6 at 3:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 57.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter outmuscled CLOWNZ: Sprinkles at 29:57 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 4.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles over Max Dotsun in 2 at 7:25 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
EDGE: The Archangel bested HERO: Rich Mann at 28:16 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested EDGE: The Archangel at 28:12 (Endowellment) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 17,403) |
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CLOWNZ: Sprinkles pinned The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 3:37 (Fallaway Slam) by 115.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 3:01 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Zachary Blast in 7 at 2:00 (Chickenwing) by 104.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 9 at 2:43 (Pumphandle Slam) by 106.
West Coast title: EDGE: Grim Reaper bested SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 28:01 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles decked Horatio Thunderbelly in 6 at 2:13 (Headbutt) by 82.
HERO: Buss Tubbs overpowered EDGE: The Undertaker at 19:26 (Cleaning Up) by 8.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell pinned SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 16:08 (Endowellment) by 12. |
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| Card 7: Held in Tunis (Attendance: 16,248) |
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HERO: Buss Tubbs bested SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 20:57 (Cleaning Up) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Warren Wrassleman in 1 at 6:58 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles decked Zachary Blast in 7 at 3:03 (Shoulder Breaker) by 103.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Hacker Jaw in 6 at 1:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 78.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter won over RFD: Masked Warrior at 27:35 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 2.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles decked The Human Pretzel in 6 at 1:13 (Headbutt) by 102.
HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden destroyed EDGE: Sins at 27:14 (Strictly ForBoden) by 4.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell annihilated HERO: Buss Tubbs at 59:51 (Endowellment) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in Honolulu (Attendance: 8,698) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 1 at 3:31 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Shamemonger in 1 at 5:59 (Count Out).
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson decked SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 17:27 (Piledriver) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 10:42 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter defeated HERO: Guy Mann at 29:26 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 3.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 2:32 (Headbutt) by 67.
HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell beat EDGE: Death Express at 29:20 (Endowellment) by 2.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 37:10 (Endowellment) by 1. |
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| Card 9: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 15,345) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 1 at 6:36 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
HERO: Curtis Sea overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 16:16 (Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson drew HERO: Chip Sandip at 0:42 (No Contest).
CLOWNZ: Tinkles bested SOS/ARMY: Craile at 22:52 (Spray Foam in Eyes) by 9.
CLOWNZ: Buffo overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 29:31 (World's Strongest Splash) by 1.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles annihilated Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:34 (Headbutt) by 113.
HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 28:40 (Endowellment) by 5.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson in 13 at 39:37 (Superplex) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in Denver (Attendance: 9,519) |
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CLOWNZ: Sprinkles annihilated Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 4:40 (Headbutt) by 107.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered Joey W. in 6 at 2:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 57.
CLOWNZ: Pugzy overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 20:23 (Superplex) by 7.
HERO: Dude Mann won over SOS/ARMY: Craile at 22:59 (The Disappointment) by 9.
HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 27:02 (Strictly ForBoden) by 2 (non-title).
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles outmuscled The Shmoe in 6 at 4:08 (Headbutt) by 70.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* tied CLOWNZ: Bugzy* and Mugzy at 3:06 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 47:02 (Endowellment) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 6,334) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage tied SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 4:24 (No Contest).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 9 at 4:30 (Pumphandle Slam) by 106.
HERO: Kraven DeGold defeated SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 24:16 (Gold Cutter) by 7.
HERO: Skip Towne won over SOS/ARMY: Craile at 27:11 (Edge of Towne) by 3.
EDGE: The Archangel bested CLOWNZ: Crinkles at 27:18 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles defeated Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 1:29 (Headbutt) by 110.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* tied CLOWNZ: Pugzy* and Dinkers at 6:59 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell beat SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 59:22 (Endowellment) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Miami (Attendance: 13,144) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Jason Adams III in 6 at 6:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Hacker Jaw in 6 at 6:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 78.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson overpowered EDGE: The Zombie at 29:55 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 3.
CLOWNZ: Explosivo bested SOS/ARMY: Craile at 20:15 (Big Explosion) by 7.
HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell decked SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 29:24 (Endowellment) by 3.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles outmuscled Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 3:29 (Headbutt) by 109.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* won over HERO: Finnabee Pead* and Skip Towne at 17:27 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 8.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell beat SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 34:11 (Endowellment) by 5. |
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| Card 13: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 16,942) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 1:55 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 149.
CLOWNZ: Dinkers pinned SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 15:24 (Dinkin Around) by 9.
Southeast title: HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden decked SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson in 13 at 17:25 (Superplex) by 9.
EDGE: Brotherhood of Death defeated SOS/ARMY: Craile at 20:59 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 6.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles over Kongaroo in 2 at 14:02 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles annihilated The Shamemonger at 1:01 (Making Magic) by 148.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* drew HERO: Dee Snuts* and Curtis Sea at 7:41 (No Contest).
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 37:59 (Endowellment) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 18,663) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Sir Losealot in 1 at 10:34 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 15:08 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 13.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 29:32 (Respeck This!) by 1.
HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested SOS/ARMY: Craile in 13 at 17:51 (Superplex) by 11 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez destroyed HERO: "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis at 28:14 (X Marks the Spot) by 1.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles bested Joey W. in 6 at 2:51 (Headbutt) by 61.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* tied HERO: Kraven DeGold* and E. Zack Lee at 3:02 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell decked SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 24:23 (Endowellment) by 8. |
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| Card 15: Held in Ozone Park (Attendance: 16,705) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over Zachary Blast in 7 at 2:18 (Chickenwing) by 104.
EDGE: Fire decked SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 28:44 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Kongaroo in 6 at 5:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac defeated SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 27:07 (Flaming Table Penance) by 3.
HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn won over SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 23:07 (Consider It Dunn) by 6 (non-title).
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles annihilated Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 13 at 2:20 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 145.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* pinned CLOWNZ: Buffo* and Explosivo at 29:49 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 2.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell annihilated SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher in 13 at 33:29 (Superplex) by 13. |
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| Card 16: Held in Louisville (Attendance: 6,257) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered Kongaroo in 6 at 2:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
EDGE: The Archangel destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 22:10 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Max Dotsun in 6 at 4:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic outmuscled SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 28:37 (Deranged Dreams) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez tied HERO: Finnabee Pead at 29:40 (No Contest).
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles defeated Hacker Jaw in 6 at 5:35 (Headbutt) by 82.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* won over HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell* and "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 10:11 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 16.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 15:06 (Endowellment) by 7. |
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| Card 17: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 10,658) |
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HERO: Josh Golly decked SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 24:26 (Gee Willikers) by 8.
Central Plains title: RFD: Razor pinned SOS/ARMY: Craile at 24:37 (Back Suplex) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 2:40 (European Uppercut) by 125.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface pinned SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 28:25 (No Safe-Word) by 2.
Southwest title: HERO: E. Zack Lee overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 29:52 (Precision) by 4.
CLOWNZ: Sprinkles over SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 27:49 (Count Out).
CLOWNZ: Tinkles, Crinkles, and Sprinkles* drew HERO: Josh Golly, Chip Sandip, and "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis* at 14:47 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 18: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 13,591) |
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COT: Super Fast Machine bested SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 21:36 (Super Fast Count) by 10 (Guest Referee: RFD: Saberclaw).
SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax defeated Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 112 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Human Pretzel in 2 at 1:11 (Count Out).
TV title: HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn decked SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 16:46 (Consider It Dunn) by 8.
EDGE: The Ghoul beat SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 29:23 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
CLOWNZ: Bugzy beat EDGE: The Archangel at 28:34 (Bug Out) by 4.
HERO: Josh Golly, Chip Sandip, and "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis* drew HERO: Dude Mann, Guy Mann, and Rich Mann* at 2:55 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 19: Held in Barcelona (Attendance: 18,923) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated Max Dotsun in 6 at 2:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86.
HERO: Buss Tubbs bested SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 29:15 (Cleaning Up) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Gregory the Gigantic in 2 at 3:34 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage bested Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 7:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 66 (non-title).
HERO: Buss Tubbs outmuscled SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 22:42 (Cleaning Up) by 8.
HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn pinned SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 29:38 (Consider It Dunn) by 4.
HERO: Dude Mann, Guy Mann, and Rich Mann* tied CLOWNZ: Tinkles, Crinkles, and Sprinkles* (Time Limit). |
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| Card 20: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 6,795) |
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CLOWNZ: Mugzy outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 21:38 (Mug Shot) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Jason Adams III in 6 at 5:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Les S. Moore in 6 at 1:53 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 109.
SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage destroyed EDGE: The Zombie at 29:07 (Crashwreck) by 3.
COT: Super Shadow Machine outmuscled EDGE: The Archangel at 29:08 (Super Shadowban) by 4.
HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn beat EDGE: Vlad Dracul at 16:51 (Consider It Dunn) by 7. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Oshkosh (Attendance: 12,945) |
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SOS/ARMY: The Gimp was paid $1,000 after COT: Super Fast Machine flipped him out of the ring.
COT: Super Fast Machine snatched $1,100 after getting thrown out by COT: Super Shadow Machine.
HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn was given $1,200 after SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter tossed him out.
COT: Super Shadow Machine collected $1,300 when SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter flung him into some fans at ringside.
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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