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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #469 -- APRIL 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 3,293) |
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COT: Super Shadow Machine outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 18:12 (Super Shadowban) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated Jason Adams III in 6 at 4:33 (Ankle Lock) by 104.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled The Shamemonger in 6 at 3:04 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated COT: So-So Machine at 15:48 (Respeck This!) by 23.
COT: Miniscule Machine bested SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 28:51 (Very Small Package) by 4.
EDGE: Death Express decked RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 22:38 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 6.
Main event: COT: Miniscule Machine defeated RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 48:04 (Very Small Package) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Toronto (Attendance: 5,223) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter defeated SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 28:56 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 14 at 2:11 (Superplex) by 129.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over Joey W. in 10 at 3:16 (Shoulder Breaker) by 112.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over COT: Low Quality Machine at 7:25 (Respeck This!) by 24.
Great Lakes title: SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter overpowered EDGE: The Undertaker at 28:13 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 4.
EDGE: The Undertaker won over RFD: Mr. Massive at 28:21 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
Main event: COT: Miniscule Machine pinned SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 50:17 (Very Small Package) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 9,130) |
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Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface bested RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 28:15 (No Safe-Word) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Sir Losealot in 6 at 5:13 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 10:14 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 29.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over COT: Pretty Good Machine in 12 at 6:46 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter pinned RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 22:28 (The Dime-Maker) by 7.
EDGE: The Undertaker annihilated EDGE: Sins at 28:36 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
Main event: COT: Miniscule Machine outmuscled RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 45:32 (Very Small Package) by 7. |
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| Card 4: Held in Mayberry (Attendance: 2,186) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter destroyed COT: Miniscule Machine at 29:24 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Zachary Blast in 7 at 2:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.
RFD: Razor pinned SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 29:37 (Back Suplex) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 0:56 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 122.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson over Gregory the Gigantic in 2 at 14:41 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Super Fast Machine over CURE: Mike Eaves* and Shawn Steel in 10 at 15:14 (Count Out).
Main event: COT: Miniscule Machine pinned EDGE: The Undertaker at 37:33 (Very Small Package) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Avila (Attendance: 5,355) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter pinned EDGE: Brotherhood of Death at 18:47 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled Kongaroo in 10 at 1:23 (Shoulder Breaker) by 140.
RFD: Razor annihilated SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 27:03 (Back Suplex) by 5 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over The Human Pretzel in 6 at 2:41 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
COT: Super Fast Machine outmuscled SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 29:13 (Super Fast Count) by 3.
COT: Miniscule Machine, Super Shadow Machine*, and Super Fast Machine over COT: So-So Machine, Low Quality Machine*, and Pretty Good Machine in 13 at 4:00 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Main event: COT: Miniscule Machine defeated SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 52:24 (Very Small Package) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 3,362) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman defeated SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 22:15 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 8 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated COT: Miniscule Machine at 28:41 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 1.
TV title: RFD: Razor annihilated COT: Miniscule Machine at 29:09 (Back Suplex) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 7:17 (Ankle Lock) by 69.
Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE: The Archangel won over SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 28:39 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4.
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter decked COT: Miniscule Machine at 29:50 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2. |
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| Card 7: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 1,436) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman pinned RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 27:53 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled COT: So-So Machine at 10:49 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 28.
RFD: Razor destroyed EDGE: Vlad Dracul at 18:29 (Back Suplex) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Les S. Moore in 6 at 4:12 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
RFD: Masked Hound Spike defeated SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 28:51 (Landslide) by 2.
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter beat SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 56:02 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Back of the Yards (Attendance: 2,187) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman overpowered EDGE: Fire at 28:33 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated COT: Low Quality Machine in 14 at 10:53 (Superplex) by 26.
COT: Super Fast Machine bested SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 12:08 (Super Fast Count) by 11.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat The Shmoe in 6 at 4:21 (Ankle Lock) by 54.
COT: Miniscule Machine defeated COT: Super Shadow Machine at 28:34 (Very Small Package) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter defeated RFD: Razor at 42:23 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1. |
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| Card 9: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 9,087) |
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RFD: Saberclaw destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 29:03 (Superplex) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: Pretty Good Machine in 13 at 3:16 (Disqualification: hit ref).
West Coast title: EDGE: Grim Reaper won over SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 13:51 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 13.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Grady Ringlebopper in 1 at 5:13 (Disqualification: hit ref).
East Coast title: COT: Miniscule Machine bested RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 16:19 (Very Small Package) by 7.
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter pinned SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 41:19 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 7,897) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled The Westfield Strangler in 12 at 2:59 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 149.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 0:31 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 126.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Jason Adams III in 2 at 14:27 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 2:48 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
COT: Miniscule Machine pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 5:21 (European Uppercut) by 76 (non-title).
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter pinned COT: Super Shadow Machine at 42:42 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 7,923) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested The Westfield Strangler at 0:59 (Respeck This!) by 155.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked The Human Pretzel in 6 at 2:09 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 2:39 (Respeck This!) by 131.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated The Shamemonger in 6 at 5:10 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
COT: Miniscule Machine outmuscled EDGE: The Undertaker at 27:37 (Very Small Package) by 1.
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter bested SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 25:49 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 14. |
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| Card 12: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 8,338) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar destroyed SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 28:49 (In the Name of Violence) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:43 (Ankle Lock) by 73.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Sir Losealot in 6 at 2:27 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Joey W. in 10 at 3:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
RFD: Masked Warrior beat COT: Super Shadow Machine at 28:49 (Superplex) by 2.
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter beat SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 24:00 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 2,288) |
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Southeast title: EDGE: The Zombie decked SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 29:46 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:05 (Ankle Lock) by 114.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Zachary Blast in 7 at 1:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 8:30 (Respeck This!) by 24.
Southwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw bested COT: Super Shadow Machine at 28:22 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 4.
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 54:38 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Jacksonville (Attendance: 2,505) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 3:52 (Ankle Lock) by 108.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Shmoe in 2 at 2:08 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
Central Plains title: EDGE: The Undertaker pinned SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 28:30 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: Craile beat RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 28:02 (Morose DDT) by 4.
COT: Super Shadow Machine won over EDGE: The Ghoul at 29:27 (Super Shadowban) by 1.
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter defeated SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 43:07 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3. |
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| Card 15: Held in Smyrna (Attendance: 9,267) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 4:05 (Ankle Lock) by 104.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Grady Ringlebopper in 1 at 6:17 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Kongaroo in 10 at 0:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 140.
COT: Miniscule Machine decked SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 23:11 (Very Small Package) by 6.
COT: Super Fast Machine bested RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 17:20 (Super Fast Count) by 6.
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter overpowered SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 21:32 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8. |
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| Card 16: Held in Windsor (Attendance: 7,546) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage beat SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 24:41 (Superplex) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 4:31 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
COT: Miniscule Machine overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 29:48 (Very Small Package) by 4.
COT: Miniscule Machine defeated SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 19:21 (Very Small Package) by 9.
COT: Super Fast Machine tied EDGE: The Undertaker (Time Limit).
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter bested SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 35:27 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 2,963) |
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RFD: Saberclaw took home $1,000 when RFD: Masked Warrior tossed him out of the ring.
RFD: Sgt. Slammer was paid a cool $1,100 after he was thrown out of the ring by SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler got $1,200 when he got thrown onto the concrete floor by COT: Miniscule Machine.
RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage pocketed $1,300 after getting thrown onto the apron by SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter.
SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage picked up $1,400 when COT: Miniscule Machine threw him into the audience.
COT: Miniscule Machine nabbed $1,500 when he got flipped out of the ring by RFD: Masked Warrior.
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez grabbed a quick $1,600 after he was catapulted out by SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter.
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter gained an imaginary $1,700 after RFD: Masked Warrior threw him onto the steps.
RFD: Masked Warrior was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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