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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #465 -- JANUARY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Portland (Attendance: 8,006) |
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SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter tied RFD: Saberclaw at 5:46 (No Contest).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 5:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:58 (European Uppercut) by 78.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over COT: So-So Machine at 7:36 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac destroyed SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 29:40 (Flaming Table Penance) by 2.
EDGE: Sins annihilated SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 27:22 (Spear) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 33:38 (Flaming Table Penance) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 7,112) |
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SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter defeated RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 19:17 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 5:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Les S. Moore in 6 at 1:09 (European Uppercut) by 110.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over COT: Low Quality Machine in 12 at 4:56 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac decked SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 15:44 (Flaming Table Penance) by 11.
Great Lakes title: RFD: Masked Hound Spike annihilated SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 18:08 (Landslide) by 7.
Main event: CURE: Mr. Eaves drew SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 5:58 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 3: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 9,642) |
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SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter won over COT: Super Fast Machine at 21:23 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 6.
Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar outmuscled EDGE: The Undertaker at 28:33 (In the Name of Violence) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Shmoe in 1 at 3:59 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat COT: Pretty Good Machine at 14:28 (Respeck This!) by 24.
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac decked COT: Miniscule Machine at 27:51 (Flaming Table Penance) by 3.
COT: Miniscule Machine annihilated EDGE: Grim Reaper at 28:49 (Very Small Package) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter drew SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 5:33 (No Contest). |
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| Card 4: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 5,230) |
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CURE: Dream Denied beat SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 27:15 (Spear) by 3 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 1 at 15:39 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 3:02 (European Uppercut) by 119.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Horatio Thunderbelly in 3 at 6:36 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 1:55 (European Uppercut) by 77 (non-title).
COT: Miniscule Machine annihilated CURE: Forgiven Faith at 13:43 (Very Small Package) by 11.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac overpowered SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 25:53 (Flaming Table Penance) by 8. |
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| Card 5: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 7,434) |
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SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter overpowered EDGE: The Zombie at 29:08 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 1 at 3:50 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 1:51 (European Uppercut) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned The Human Pretzel in 6 at 2:29 (European Uppercut) by 92.
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac pinned CURE: Forgiven Faith at 11:03 (Flaming Table Penance) by 14.
COT: Miniscule Machine annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 29:12 (Very Small Package) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 52:06 (Flaming Table Penance) by 5. |
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| Card 6: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 8,466) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter over CURE: Cody Steel in 5 at 2:43 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Jason Adams III in 6 at 3:11 (European Uppercut) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat The Shamemonger in 6 at 3:03 (European Uppercut) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 2:30 (European Uppercut) by 74.
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac drew CURE: Mr. Eaves at 1:55 (No Contest).
EDGE: The Undertaker defeated RFD: Masked Warrior at 22:22 (Spear) by 10 (Guest Referee: The Shamemonger).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac over CURE: Cody Steel in 10 at 4:04 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent). |
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| Card 7: Held in Windsor (Attendance: 6,723) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: RFD: Sgt. Slammer overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 27:44 (Missile) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 0:17 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 147.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated Joey W. in 6 at 5:32 (European Uppercut) by 60.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Les S. Moore in 6 at 4:05 (European Uppercut) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac over CURE: Cody Steel in 10 at 16:34 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
CURE: Mr. Eaves bested RFD: Mr. Massive at 28:25 (Superplex) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac outmuscled EDGE: The Undertaker at 44:47 (Flaming Table Penance) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in Vienna (Attendance: 8,058) |
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CURE: Shawn Steel outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 27:49 (Spear) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over Sir Losealot in 6 at 2:29 (European Uppercut) by 103.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 11 at 1:34 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Shmoe in 1 at 3:04 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac decked EDGE: The Undertaker at 28:44 (Flaming Table Penance) by 3.
Rocky Mountains title: CURE: Dream Denied annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw in 10 at 15:34 (Ankle Lock) by 7.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 25:57 (Flaming Table Penance) by 7. |
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| Card 9: Held in Akron (Attendance: 6,470) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman over CURE: Cody Steel in 5 at 29:10 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Zachary Blast in 3 at 15:07 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
RFD: Razor beat SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 29:35 (Back Suplex) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 2:31 (European Uppercut) by 115.
East Coast title: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler pinned SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 28:48 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4.
EDGE: Vlad Dracul bested SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 18:45 (Spear) by 6.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter overpowered SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 42:20 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 1. |
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| Card 10: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 3,045) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman annihilated EDGE: The Archangel at 21:33 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 28:59 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 4.
West Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown pinned COT: Miniscule Machine at 21:20 (Mild Sauce Drop) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 6:22 (European Uppercut) by 86.
CURE: Dream Denied beat SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 27:57 (Spear) by 4.
CURE: Mr. Eaves bested EDGE: Brotherhood of Death at 16:38 (Superplex) by 7.
Main event: RFD: Saberclaw drew SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 4:54 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 11: Held in Manhattan (Attendance: 3,998) |
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RFD: Saberclaw bested SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 27:05 (Spear) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over Kongaroo in 6 at 4:59 (European Uppercut) by 80.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Jason Adams III in 6 at 2:59 (European Uppercut) by 80.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled The Shamemonger in 10 at 1:31 (Pumphandle Slam) by 129.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter drew CURE: Mr. Eaves at 6:26 (Double Count Out).
Northeast title: EDGE: Fire over CURE: Cody Steel in 5 at 4:59 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter bested COT: Miniscule Machine at 40:26 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 2,840) |
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RFD: Saberclaw beat SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 29:38 (Spear) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: So-So Machine in 13 at 3:17 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 0:36 (Respeck This!) by 140.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Joey W. in 10 at 1:47 (Pumphandle Slam) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter defeated EDGE: Death Express at 21:18 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 8.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* destroyed Gregory the Gigantic* and Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:11 (European Uppercut) by 80.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter annihilated CURE: Forgiven Faith at 11:24 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 15. |
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| Card 13: Held in Lynn (Attendance: 3,746) |
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RFD: Saberclaw destroyed SOS/ARMY: The Gimp at 27:21 (Spear) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat COT: Low Quality Machine in 13 at 10:31 (Cobra Clutch) by 30.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Sir Losealot in 6 at 2:52 (European Uppercut) by 99.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over CURE: Cody Steel in 6 at 3:00 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter bested Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:58 (European Uppercut) by 106 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Super Fast Machine defeated CURE: Mike Eaves* and Forgiven Faith at 28:15 (Spike Piledriver) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter bested SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 49:15 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 8. |
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| Card 14: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 9,288) |
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RFD: Saberclaw bested COT: Super Shadow Machine at 15:17 (Spear) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated COT: Pretty Good Machine at 8:55 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 31.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Zachary Blast in 3 at 5:46 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 7:50 (Respeck This!) by 29.
COT: Miniscule Machine defeated RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 24:41 (Very Small Package) by 6.
COT: Miniscule Machine*, Super Shadow Machine, and Super Fast Machine outmuscled COT: So-So Machine*, Low Quality Machine, and Pretty Good Machine at 12:18 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 23.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 33:42 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 5. |
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| Card 15: Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 3,143) |
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RFD: Saberclaw defeated CURE: Mike Eaves at 21:54 (Spear) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Horatio Thunderbelly in 3 at 4:59 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Central Plains title: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson annihilated CURE: Mr. Eaves at 27:37 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: Craile drew SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac (Time Limit).
CURE: Shawn Steel overpowered SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 29:42 (Spear) by 4.
COT: Miniscule Machine, Super Shadow Machine, and Super Fast Machine* beat Gregory the Gigantic*, Les S. Moore, and Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 2:46 (European Uppercut) by 62.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 48:08 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 3. |
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| Card 16: Held in Macao (Attendance: 9,787) |
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RFD: Saberclaw pinned EDGE: The Ghoul at 27:47 (Spear) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat The Human Pretzel in 6 at 4:08 (European Uppercut) by 96.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Kongaroo in 10 at 1:20 (Pumphandle Slam) by 136.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic overpowered SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 27:02 (Deranged Dreams) by 4.
EDGE: The Undertaker won over SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 28:31 (Spear) by 5.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 49:19 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 5. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 9,481) |
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CURE: Cody Steel received $1,000 when CURE: Mike Eaves threw him out.
CURE: Shawn Steel picked up $1,100 when he got thrown out of the ring by SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson.
CURE: Mike Eaves snatched $1,200 after SOS/ARMY: The Gimp threw him into some chairs at ringside.
SOS/ARMY: The Gimp got $1,300 after getting thrown into the audience by CURE: Mr. Eaves.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson nabbed $1,400 after he got hurled out by CURE: Mr. Eaves.
CURE: Mr. Eaves gained $1,500 after he got catapulted out of the ring by CURE: Dream Denied.
CURE: Dream Denied was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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