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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #457 -- JULY 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 8,082) |
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SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter outmuscled CURE: Forgiven Faith at 29:36 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Zachary Blast in 7 at 2:55 (Pumphandle Slam) by 125.
Rocky Mountains title: RFD: Razor beat CURE: Shawn Steel at 28:24 (Back Suplex) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 5:27 (Shoulder Breaker) by 73.
SOS/ARMY: Craile decked SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 27:56 (Morose DDT) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Brotherhood of Death).
RFD: Sgt. Slammer pinned COT: Miniscule Machine at 29:01 (Missile) by 5 (Guest Referee: RFD: Masked Warrior).
EDGE: The Undertaker beat RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 28:31 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Craile destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 47:20 (Morose DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Coden (Attendance: 9,629) |
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CURE: Shawn Steel annihilated RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 23:35 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: Craile destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 27:14 (Morose DDT) by 5 (Guest Referee: The Shmoe).
SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown destroyed CURE: Cody Steel at 29:44 (Mild Sauce Drop) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:27 (Shoulder Breaker) by 105.
SOS/ARMY: Craile defeated EDGE: Grim Reaper at 29:11 (Morose DDT) by 1.
COT: Super Shadow Machine pinned CURE: Forgiven Faith at 28:29 (Shadowban) by 1.
EDGE: Fire decked RFD: Fang at 29:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Craile pinned EDGE: Grim Reaper at 59:54 (Morose DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 1,372) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman bested RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 28:12 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered Kongaroo in 10 at 0:36 (Headbutt) by 149.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Jason Adams III in 6 at 5:21 (Shoulder Breaker) by 86.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over The Shmoe in 6 at 2:34 (Shoulder Breaker) by 75.
SOS/ARMY: Craile destroyed Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:40 (Shoulder Breaker) by 74 (non-title).
COT: Super Fast Machine pinned CURE: Cody Steel at 28:23 (Super Fast Count) by 1.
COT: Miniscule Machine* and Super Shadow Machine destroyed Gregory the Gigantic* and Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:23 (Headbutt) by 62.
Main event: EDGE: Brotherhood of Death destroyed SOS/ARMY: Craile at 51:13 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 6,942) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman outmuscled RFD: Masked Warrior at 14:43 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 12.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over COT: So-So Machine in 9 at 7:28 (European Uppercut) by 17.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 6 at 3:41 (Shoulder Breaker) by 61.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 4:58 (Shoulder Breaker) by 91.
SOS/ARMY: Craile decked RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 27:42 (Morose DDT) by 3 (non-title).
EDGE: Grim Reaper defeated RFD: Bad Street Marcus Brown at 15:53 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8.
COT: Miniscule Machine and Super Fast Machine* destroyed Gregory the Gigantic* and Les S. Moore in 6 at 7:20 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 62.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul annihilated EDGE: Brotherhood of Death at 50:07 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Calais (Attendance: 4,808) |
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Pacific Northwest title: EDGE: Death Express overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 28:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over COT: Low Quality Machine at 2:26 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny in 12 at 4:46 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 1:34 (Shoulder Breaker) by 92.
SOS/ARMY: Craile outmuscled CURE: Forgiven Faith at 29:29 (Morose DDT) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Vlad Dracul bested RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 28:25 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
TV Tag-team titles: COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* outmuscled Gregory the Gigantic* and Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 62.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul destroyed EDGE: The Undertaker at 44:55 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7. |
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| Card 6: Held in Staten Island (Attendance: 1,032) |
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RFD: Sgt. Slammer pinned RFD: Saberclaw at 28:20 (Missile) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled COT: Pretty Good Machine at 4:15 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 25.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Sir Losealot in 6 at 2:41 (Shoulder Breaker) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Shamemonger in 1 at 18:36 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
SOS/ARMY: Craile pinned CURE: Shawn Steel at 27:49 (Morose DDT) by 1.
RFD: Sgt. Slammer destroyed CURE: Dream Denied at 27:38 (Missile) by 1.
COT: Miniscule Machine, Super Shadow Machine*, and Super Fast Machine over COT: So-So Machine, Low Quality Machine*, and Pretty Good Machine in 13 at 3:20 (Count Out).
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul defeated EDGE: Fire at 29:15 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. |
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| Card 7: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 3,461) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked The Westfield Strangler at 1:26 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 134.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Horatio Thunderbelly in 6 at 2:33 (Shoulder Breaker) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Zachary Blast in 7 at 1:39 (Pumphandle Slam) by 121.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Joey W. in 2 at 7:00 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
SOS/ARMY: Craile annihilated CURE: Cody Steel at 15:22 (Morose DDT) by 6.
Southeast title: EDGE: The Archangel outmuscled RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 28:07 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul won over SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 52:20 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Oklahoma City (Attendance: 2,772) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered The Westfield Strangler in 12 at 2:32 (Cradle Suplex) by 135.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated The Human Pretzel in 6 at 6:08 (Shoulder Breaker) by 99.
Central Plains title: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson destroyed EDGE: Grim Reaper at 29:31 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Martin T. Jobber in 6 at 5:19 (Shoulder Breaker) by 96.
EDGE: Vlad Dracul defeated SOS/ARMY: Craile at 28:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
EDGE: Brotherhood of Death bested RFD: Mr. Massive at 16:53 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul won over CURE: Shawn Steel at 41:24 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. |
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| Card 9: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 7,573) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar defeated CURE: Cody Steel at 15:23 (In the Name of Violence) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Gregory the Gigantic in 2 at 4:42 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Sam Shadows in 6 at 5:56 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Jones McCallister in 13 at 1:52 (Spear) by 113.
SOS/ARMY: Craile outmuscled EDGE: The Undertaker at 28:53 (Morose DDT) by 4.
EDGE: Fire decked CURE: Mike Eaves at 28:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul beat RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 39:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. |
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| Card 10: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 7,523) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 1:31 (Shoulder Breaker) by 111.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:26 (Shoulder Breaker) by 109.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Kongaroo in 10 at 0:46 (Headbutt) by 149.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Tork Levinson in 6 at 5:39 (Shoulder Breaker) by 70.
Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: Craile defeated EDGE: Fire at 29:25 (Morose DDT) by 3.
CURE: Forgiven Faith bested RFD: The Impostor at 27:42 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul beat CURE: Cody Steel at 32:16 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9. |
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| Card 11: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 5,050) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 1:13 (Shoulder Breaker) by 107.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over The Shmoe in 6 at 6:58 (Shoulder Breaker) by 79.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered COT: So-So Machine in 9 at 14:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 17.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 6 at 7:58 (Shoulder Breaker) by 67.
EDGE: Brotherhood of Death annihilated SOS/ARMY: Craile at 28:13 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
EDGE: The Ghoul annihilated CURE: Forgiven Faith at 27:41 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul beat CURE: Forgiven Faith at 22:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in the East End of London (Attendance: 4,377) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage tied CURE: Cody Steel at 18:11 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 1:40 (Shoulder Breaker) by 95.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated COT: Low Quality Machine at 4:16 (Respeck This!) by 28.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Hacker Jaw in 6 at 3:21 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter drew CURE: Shawn Steel at 17:25 (Double Disqualification).
EDGE: Sins defeated CURE: Shawn Steel at 27:22 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 43:45 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Moscow (Attendance: 6,495) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter destroyed Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:10 (Shoulder Breaker) by 109 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 2:59 (Shoulder Breaker) by 96.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Max Dotsun in 6 at 1:37 (Shoulder Breaker) by 111.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 8:22 (Respeck This!) by 30.
CURE: Forgiven Faith outmuscled RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 28:10 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface).
SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw defeated EDGE: Fire at 28:01 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul pinned SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 33:32 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 3,282) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Jason Adams III in 6 at 4:13 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Shamemonger in 1 at 2:27 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over COT: Pretty Good Machine in 12 at 11:46 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks drew EDGE: Brotherhood of Death at 12:55 (No Contest).
West Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez outmuscled CURE: Forgiven Faith at 23:39 (X Marks the Spot) by 6.
EDGE: Vlad Dracul beat CURE: Mr. Eaves at 24:48 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul defeated SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 59:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3. |
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| Card 15: Held in Queens (Attendance: 3,441) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 6 at 6:57 (Shoulder Breaker) by 65.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Joey W. in 10 at 4:27 (Headbutt) by 119.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Horatio Thunderbelly in 6 at 0:43 (Shoulder Breaker) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: Craile bested SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 22:49 (Morose DDT) by 10.
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface tied EDGE: Vlad Dracul at 0:31 (Double Count Out).
Southwest title: EDGE: The Zombie defeated CURE: Cody Steel at 23:07 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 10.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul pinned SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 46:06 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in Fort Worth (Attendance: 9,036) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Sir Losealot in 2 at 9:59 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 14 at 14:20 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated The Human Pretzel in 6 at 3:15 (Shoulder Breaker) by 95.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage defeated SOS/ARMY: Craile at 28:25 (Crashwreck) by 4.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/ARMY: The Gimp destroyed EDGE: The Undertaker at 24:46 (CBT Torture Submission) by 7.
CURE: Cody Steel beat RFD: Mauler at 29:27 (Steel Chair Shot) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Vlad Dracul defeated SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 55:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 7,523) |
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COT: Super Shadow Machine received $1,000 in imaginary earnings after CURE: Shawn Steel threw him out.
CURE: Cody Steel received $1,100 after CURE: Dream Denied flung him out.
CURE: Dream Denied earned $1,200 after he got hurled into the audience by SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter.
COT: Miniscule Machine was awarded $1,300 when he got catapulted through the ropes by CURE: Shawn Steel.
COT: Super Fast Machine won $1,400 after being hurled into the audience by SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown.
SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown took home $1,500 after he got catapulted outside the ring by CURE: Shawn Steel.
CURE: Shawn Steel was awarded $1,600 when he was thrown out by SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter.
SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter won the ECL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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