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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #490 -- JUNE 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 2,557) |
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SOS/GHETTO: Manslaughter tied RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 23:36 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar beat Jason Adams III in 6 at 6:30 (Chickenwing) by 93.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar overpowered Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 2:43 (Chickenwing) by 92.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar defeated SOS/IND: Bill Debeerham at 6:33 (In the Name of Violence) by 27.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic annihilated RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 27:30 (Deranged Dreams) by 1.
Great Lakes title: RFD: Mr. Massive beat COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy at 18:48 (Very Big Splash) by 7.
Æ: The Undertaker annihilated COT: Rich Mann at 29:12 (Figure Four) by 1.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic tied SOS/GHETTO: "South Side" Reggie Brown (Time Limit). |
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| Card 2: Held in Zacatecas (Attendance: 9,259) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter beat SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 28:36 (Figure Four) by 5.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar overpowered The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 0:32 (In the Name of Violence) by 156.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar bested The Shamemonger in 6 at 3:35 (Chickenwing) by 106.
VIRUS/LPPF: Cody Steel won over Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 3:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 104.
RFD: Masked Warrior outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic at 29:25 (Figure Four) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF: Cody Steel destroyed COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy at 20:16 (Steel Chair Shot) by 6.
Æ: Fire overpowered COT/TPM: Pete Laphroaig at 27:45 (Figure Four) by 2.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "South Side" Reggie Brown outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 35:26 (Maerd a si efil) by 8. |
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| Card 3: Held in Helena (Attendance: 8,866) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter defeated SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic at 29:16 (Figure Four) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar pinned VIRUS/TSD: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny at 10:09 (In the Name of Violence) by 19.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar bested Joey W. in 6 at 2:52 (Chickenwing) by 59.
Pacific Northwest title: RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage annihilated Æ: The Undertaker at 17:59 (Figure Four) by 8.
VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith decked SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic at 29:42 (Figure Four) by 2.
Æ: Sins won over COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy at 28:43 (Figure Four) by 3.
Æ: Fire won over RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 27:19 (Figure Four) by 2.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "South Side" Reggie Brown pinned Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 55:31 (Maerd a si efil) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Chickasaw County (Attendance: 8,117) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter annihilated SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton at 28:25 (Figure Four) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over Sir Losealot in 2 at 29:12 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar bested Martin T. Jobber in 6 at 5:22 (Chickenwing) by 82.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic decked SOS/GHETTO: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 28:12 (Deranged Dreams) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic bested VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 15:54 (Deranged Dreams) by 8.
West Coast title: Æ: Grim Reaper overpowered RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 16:49 (Backbreaker) by 7.
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles* and COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask defeated COT: Glass City Assassin Sabotage* and Boring Machine at 22:16 (Clowning Around) by 6.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "South Side" Reggie Brown bested COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy at 44:35 (Maerd a si efil) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 7,386) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter defeated COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask at 29:47 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar pinned Zachary Blast in 6 at 3:19 (Chickenwing) by 84.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar destroyed Jones McCallister in 6 at 7:58 (Chickenwing) by 66.
VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith decked SOS/GHETTO: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 15:05 (Figure Four) by 9.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic defeated Æ: The Undertaker at 27:27 (Deranged Dreams) by 4.
Mid-Atlantic title: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith at 29:53 (Slingshot Suplex) by 5.
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles* and COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask tied COT: Dude Mann* and Guy Mann at 7:33 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith beat SOS/GHETTO: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 29:10 (Figure Four) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Cheyenne (Attendance: 2,760) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter annihilated COT: Cahnwee Geddaboofe at 29:58 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar pinned Sam Shadows in 6 at 1:56 (Chickenwing) by 100.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar pinned Tork Levinson at 0:22 (In the Name of Violence) by 161.
East Coast title: RFD: Razor outmuscled Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 27:28 (Back Suplex) by 4.
Æ: Fire outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic at 29:18 (Figure Four) by 3.
COT: Guy Mann bested RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 27:59 (The Heir Apparent) by 2.
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles* and COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask beat COT: Cahnwee Geddaboofe* and COT/T-GOB: The Godfather of Plunge at 28:13 (Clowning Around) by 2.
Main event: Æ: Fire destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith at 49:32 (Figure Four) by 1. |
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| Card 7: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 1,590) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter beat Æ: The Ghoul at 28:13 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked Kongaroo in 6 at 2:04 (Chickenwing) by 84.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 13 at 0:35 (Boston Crab) by 130.
SOS/GHETTO: "South Side" Reggie Brown bested Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 7:25 (Chickenwing) by 73 (non-title).
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic drew Æ: Sins (Time Limit).
COT/CLOWNZ: Bongo overpowered RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 29:16 (Light Em Up) by 5.
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles* and COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask annihilated COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo* and Bongo at 27:09 (Clowning Around) by 2.
Main event: Æ: Fire pinned Æ: The Undertaker at 38:31 (Figure Four) by 7. |
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| Card 8: Held in Mexico City (Attendance: 7,913) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter bested COT/T-GOB: The Godfather of Plunge at 27:16 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar won over Max Dotsun in 6 at 2:29 (Chickenwing) by 98.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar destroyed VIRUS/TSD: Morbid Terror at 8:52 (In the Name of Violence) by 22.
SOS/GHETTO: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson defeated Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 29:58 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic annihilated Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 27:43 (Deranged Dreams) by 1.
RFD: Masked Warrior decked COT: Regular Machine at 29:46 (Figure Four) by 1.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over* and COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask pinned COT: Super Shadow Machine and COT/CLOWNZ: Sprinkles* at 18:11 (Not Supposed to be Here) by 6.
Main event: Æ: Fire beat RFD: Masked Warrior at 52:20 (Figure Four) by 1. |
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| Card 9: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 7,338) |
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RFD: Saberclaw tied SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic at 1:11 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar destroyed Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 4:06 (Ankle Lock) by 117.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over Hacker Jaw in 1 at 5:34 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy at 21:25 (Respeck This!) by 6.
COT: Glass City Assassin Sabotage drew Æ: Brotherhood of Death (Time Limit).
RFD: Masked Warrior beat Æ: Vlad Dracul at 27:55 (Figure Four) by 4.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over* and COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask tied COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles* and COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask at 17:40 (No Contest).
Main event: Æ: Fire overpowered RFD: Saberclaw at 39:01 (Figure Four) by 3. |
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| Card 10: Held in Slidell (Attendance: 8,859) |
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RFD: Saberclaw destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 28:29 (Figure Four) by 5.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar overpowered The Human Pretzel in 6 at 2:57 (Chickenwing) by 93.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar overpowered VIRUS/TSD: "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr L. at 15:30 (In the Name of Violence) by 24.
Central Plains title: SOS/GHETTO: Craile annihilated VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 15:38 (Morose DDT) by 12.
RFD: Masked Warrior overpowered SOS/GHETTO: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 27:05 (Figure Four) by 2.
Æ: The Undertaker annihilated VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves at 29:38 (Figure Four) by 2 (ladder).
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over* and COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask outmuscled COT/CLOWNZ: Glass City Assassin Nihilism and COT: Regular Machine* at 29:40 (Not Supposed to be Here) by 2.
Main event: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter tied Æ: Fire at 31:49 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 11: Held in Staten Island (Attendance: 3,307) |
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COT: Josh Golly pinned RFD: Saberclaw at 29:58 (G. Willowickers) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar won over Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 3:28 (Chickenwing) by 77.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar won over VIRUS/TSD: Masked Justice #3 at 15:01 (In the Name of Violence) by 24.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher destroyed SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic at 27:56 (Crucified) by 1.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson beat VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 15:55 (Piledriver) by 10.
VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith pinned COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 28:58 (Figure Four) by 1.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over* and COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask tied COT: Josh Golly and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask* at 20:10 (No Contest).
Main event: Æ: Fire overpowered RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 45:42 (Figure Four) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Warsaw (Attendance: 9,059) |
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Southeast title: COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask decked RFD: Saberclaw at 27:25 (Mongolian Avalanche) by 3.
RFD: Sgt. Slammer decked SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 28:38 (Missile) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar won over VIRUS/TSD: "Fatale" Dawn Destiny at 10:24 (In the Name of Violence) by 23.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic destroyed SOS/GHETTO: Graft the Pyromaniac at 29:58 (Deranged Dreams) by 1.
Æ: Fire pinned SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface at 11:41 (Figure Four) by 11.
VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith annihilated Æ: The Archangel at 27:26 (Figure Four) by 3.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over* and COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied and Shawn Steel* at 18:33 (Not Supposed to be Here) by 13 (Guest Referee: COT: "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis).
Main event: Æ: Fire defeated Æ: Sins at 53:33 (Figure Four) by 3. |
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| Card 13: Held in Salem (Attendance: 2,864) |
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VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Eaves outmuscled RFD: Saberclaw at 27:31 (Backbreaker) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar won over Les S. Moore in 6 at 4:37 (Chickenwing) by 100.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over SOS/IND: Big L. Huge at 7:45 (Disqualification: used powder).
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 19:27 (Spray Foam in Eyes) by 11.
SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp tied Æ: The Undertaker (Time Limit).
COT/ROOM: Chicken Peter decked VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 17:54 (Ring Psychology) by 9.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over* and COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask outmuscled COT/ROOM: Chicken Peter and COT/TPM: Pete Laphroaig* at 27:34 (Not Supposed to be Here) by 2.
Main event: Æ: Fire won over SOS/GHETTO: "Original Gangsta" Montez Stokes at 31:31 (Figure Four) by 1. |
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| Card 14: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 5,409) |
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RFD: Saberclaw overpowered Æ: The Zombie at 27:21 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated EDGE: Bill Pardy at 10:59 (In the Name of Violence) by 22.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar outmuscled VIRUS/TSD: Lucifer in 13 at 7:29 (Boston Crab) by 22.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic won over SOS/GHETTO: Death Gambler at 27:04 (Deranged Dreams) by 4.
RFD: Sgt. Slammer outmuscled COT: Super Shadow Machine at 28:28 (Missile) by 4.
Æ: Death Express overpowered VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 29:14 (Figure Four) by 4.
COT: "The Grey Wolf" Doug McMaster, COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo*, and Bongo defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves*, Forgiven Faith, and Mr. Eaves at 27:31 (Clown Car) by 1.
Main event: Æ: Fire defeated SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 43:21 (Figure Four) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 1,741) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar beat VIRUS/TSD: "Poison" Lucifer Destiny at 9:30 (In the Name of Violence) by 26.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated The Shmoe at 1:02 (In the Name of Violence) by 157.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Enforcer at 8:16 (In the Name of Violence) by 27.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic defeated SOS/GHETTO: The Wreckage at 28:42 (Deranged Dreams) by 3.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over drew VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith at 3:10 (No Contest).
Æ: Fire overpowered VIRUS/LPPF: Shawn Steel at 15:41 (Figure Four) by 11.
Main event: COT: Carter Matthews, PhD drew Æ: Fire at 1:33 (No Contest). |
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| Card 16: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 3,885) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar bested The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 4:28 (Ankle Lock) by 115.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar beat Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 4:44 (Chickenwing) by 117.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar outmuscled EDGE: Malcolm Reynolds at 7:01 (In the Name of Violence) by 22.
TV title: COT: Carter Matthews, PhD defeated SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic at 28:54 (Heckman Correction) by 3.
Æ: Fire overpowered COT/CLOWNZ: Sprinkles at 29:10 (Figure Four) by 3.
COT: Boring Machine defeated Æ: The Undertaker at 28:36 (Boring Hammer) by 4.
Main event: Æ: Fire outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 30:13 (Figure Four) by 8. |
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| Card 17: Held in Gander (Attendance: 7,155) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar bested Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 3:17 (Chickenwing) by 102.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked EDGE: Bob Waite at 7:22 (In the Name of Violence) by 19.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar won over SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 5:57 (In the Name of Violence) by 26.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic overpowered COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy at 29:54 (Deranged Dreams) by 3.
COT: Dude Mann pinned Æ: The Undertaker at 28:45 (The Disappointment) by 5.
COT: "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis overpowered Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 27:49 (Project Hoju Kwijibo) by 3. |
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| Card 18: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 2,589) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar won over PG: The Pain Bringer Benjamin Wittstruck at 7:29 (In the Name of Violence) by 21.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over ACE: New Jersey Devil at 3:33 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar overpowered EDGE: Mark Devereaux at 13:40 (In the Name of Violence) by 24.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 5:16 (Chickenwing) by 76 (non-title).
RFD: Masked Warrior defeated COT/CLOWNZ: Glass City Assassin Nihilism at 28:41 (Figure Four) by 1.
Northeast title: COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo outmuscled Æ: Fire at 27:57 (World's Strongest Splash) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Innsbruck (Attendance: 1,105) |
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VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves was paid $1,000 when COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask catapulted him out of the ring.
SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp and SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton snatched $1,100 and $1,200, respectively, when COT: Regular Machine threw both into some chairs at ringside.
COT: Super Shadow Machine collected $1,300 in imaginary money after being thrown between the ropes by VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Eaves.
COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask got $1,400 after he got flung out by COT: Carter Matthews, PhD.
VIRUS/LPPF: Shawn Steel collected $1,500 when he got thrown through the ropes by VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied.
VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied was paid $1,600 when he was thrown out by VIRUS/LPPF: Cody Steel.
COT: Rich Mann nabbed an imaginary $1,700 after he got hurled out by COT: Carter Matthews, PhD.
COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask was paid $1,800 when COT/TPM: Pete Laphroaig threw him out.
COT: Regular Machine collected $1,900 after he was tossed into the audience by COT: Carter Matthews, PhD.
COT: Boring Machine earned an imaginary $2,000 after he got tossed out by COT/TPM: Pete Laphroaig.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Eaves collected $2,100 when he was flung out of the ring by VIRUS/LPPF: Cody Steel.
COT: Carter Matthews, PhD nabbed $2,200 after COT/TPM: Pete Laphroaig catapulted him onto the announcer's table.
VIRUS/LPPF: Cody Steel was given $2,300 in imaginary earnings after being flung out by VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith.
COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask was given $2,400 after he was thrown into some chairs at ringside by COT/TPM: Pete Laphroaig.
COT/TPM: Pete Laphroaig was awarded $2,500 when VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith hurled him out of the ring.
VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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