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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #482 -- JANUARY 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 8,435) |
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West Coast title: Æ: Grim Reaper annihilated SOS/GHETTO: Manslaughter at 16:15 (Cradle Suplex) by 10 (Guest Referee: Chuckles the Sensitive Clown).
SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 1:28 (Pumphandle Slam) by 104.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Zachary Blast in 6 at 1:16 (Pumphandle Slam) by 107.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Martin T. Jobber in 2 at 4:31 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: Graft the Pyromaniac bested COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 29:16 (Flaming Table Penance) by 5.
COT: Super Shadow Machine overpowered COT: Josh Golly at 21:37 (Super Shadowban) by 6.
Æ: Mike Eaves pinned COT: E. Zack Lee at 27:12 (Spear) by 2.
Main event: COT: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell decked COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 55:48 (Endowellment) by 5. |
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| Card 2: Held in Accra (Attendance: 2,459) |
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RFD: Masked Warrior outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: Manslaughter at 17:40 (Cradle Suplex) by 9.
SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over Joey W. in 2 at 6:09 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Æ: Sins destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 27:10 (Cradle Suplex) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Jones McCallister in 6 at 3:24 (Pumphandle Slam) by 76.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler outmuscled COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles at 28:44 (Slingshot Suplex) by 2.
COT: Super Shadow Machine defeated COT/CLOWNZ: Explosivo at 27:29 (Super Shadowban) by 4.
Æ: Mike Eaves decked Æ: The Undertaker at 28:12 (Spear) by 2.
Main event: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler decked COT: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell at 51:11 (Slingshot Suplex) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Rock Creek (Attendance: 4,979) |
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Æ: Dream Denied pinned SOS/GHETTO: Manslaughter at 28:55 (Cradle Suplex) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 1:45 (Pumphandle Slam) by 112.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Sam Shadows in 6 at 6:58 (Pumphandle Slam) by 96.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Tork Levinson in 6 at 6:40 (Pumphandle Slam) by 65.
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic drew COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 6:39 (No Contest).
COT: Super Shadow Machine pinned Æ: The Zombie at 29:23 (Super Shadowban) by 4.
Æ: Mike Eaves beat COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 29:24 (Spear) by 3.
Main event: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler beat COT: Dee Snuts at 55:13 (Slingshot Suplex) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 4,526) |
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Æ: The Ghoul pinned SOS/GHETTO: Manslaughter at 20:51 (Cradle Suplex) by 7.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble pinned RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 28:47 (Maerd a si efil) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Kongaroo in 6 at 5:14 (Pumphandle Slam) by 71.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 6 at 4:29 (Pumphandle Slam) by 83.
SOS/GHETTO: The Wreckage bested COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 28:39 (Crashwreck) by 4.
TV title: COT: Super Shadow Machine annihilated COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 22:42 (Super Shadowban) by 9.
East Coast title: Æ: Cody Steel defeated COT: Dee Snuts at 17:01 (Steel Chair Shot) by 10 (Guest Referee: COT/CLOWNZ: Pugzy).
Main event: Æ: Sins annihilated RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 47:26 (Cradle Suplex) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Montgomery (Attendance: 2,814) |
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COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask won over SOS/GHETTO: Manslaughter at 20:48 (Russian Sickle) by 7.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered PG: The Pain Bringer Benjamin Wittstruck at 6:43 (Respeck This!) by 30.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Max Dotsun in 6 at 3:59 (Pumphandle Slam) by 116.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested VIRUS/TSD: Morbid Terror at 8:50 (Respeck This!) by 29.
Great Lakes title: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter won over Æ: Sins at 28:30 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 2.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler defeated SOS/GHETTO: "Original Gangsta" Montez Stokes at 28:10 (Slingshot Suplex) by 1.
Æ: Death Express pinned COT: Dee Snuts at 24:24 (Cradle Suplex) by 7.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface overpowered Æ: Sins at 37:24 (No Safe-Word) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 7,491) |
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Northeast title: RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter beat SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp at 27:49 (Cradle Suplex) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 20:57 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 8.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 2:25 (Spinning Back Fist) by 125.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Hacker Jaw in 6 at 6:37 (Pumphandle Slam) by 82.
Æ: Sins decked COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles at 28:16 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
Æ: Mike Eaves beat COT/CLOWNZ: Bugzy at 27:35 (Spear) by 4.
COT: Dee Snuts defeated COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 28:35 (Go Eem!) by 3.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface destroyed SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp at 34:27 (No Safe-Word) by 9. |
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| Card 7: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 9,514) |
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Pacific Northwest title: SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman destroyed Æ: Mike Eaves at 27:19 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 5.
COT: Dee Snuts decked RFD: Razor at 27:10 (Go Eem!) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat The Human Pretzel in 6 at 3:45 (Pumphandle Slam) by 106.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat VIRUS/TSD: "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr L. at 5:24 (Respeck This!) by 25.
SOS/GHETTO: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter bested COT: Dee Snuts at 17:05 (The Dime-Maker) by 8.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler overpowered COT: Guy Mann at 27:49 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4.
Æ: The Ghoul defeated Æ: Mr. Eaves at 27:45 (Cradle Suplex) by 3.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface annihilated Æ: Mike Eaves at 20:08 (No Safe-Word) by 10 (Guest Referee: Æ: Cody Steel). |
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| Card 8: Held in Midtown (Attendance: 3,846) |
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COT: Super Shadow Machine outmuscled RFD: Saberclaw at 20:32 (Super Shadowban) by 8.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble overpowered SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton at 28:53 (Maerd a si efil) by 5.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 3:47 (Pumphandle Slam) by 69.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: Masked Justice #3 in 14 at 2:49 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Æ: The Ghoul defeated RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 28:59 (Cradle Suplex) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw destroyed RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 16:41 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 6.
Southwest title: COT: Rich Mann annihilated Æ: The Ghoul at 29:44 (Patriarchal Press) by 3.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface won over SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble at 39:32 (No Safe-Word) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Madison (Attendance: 4,016) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: "Poison" Lucifer Destiny at 5:30 (Count Out).
COT: Super Shadow Machine overpowered SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble at 28:33 (Super Shadowban) by 2 (non-title).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:18 (Pumphandle Slam) by 95.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: "Fatale" Dawn Destiny at 3:27 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface won over COT: Super Shadow Machine at 28:22 (No Safe-Word) by 4 (non-title).
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler drew COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers at 5:54 (No Contest).
Æ: The Ghoul overpowered COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 29:14 (Cradle Suplex) by 5.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface overpowered COT: Super Shadow Machine at 47:12 (No Safe-Word) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 9,938) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar bested The Westfield Strangler in 12 at 1:55 (Spinebuster) by 156.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble over COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask in 10 at 6:53 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed EDGE: Bill Pardy at 6:16 (Respeck This!) by 25.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested SOS/IND: Big L. Huge at 10:58 (Respeck This!) by 32.
SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface won over COT/CLOWNZ: Sprinkles at 29:42 (No Safe-Word) by 5.
Central Plains title: Æ: Brotherhood of Death destroyed RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 18:53 (Cradle Suplex) by 6.
Æ: Sins defeated COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 16:58 (Cradle Suplex) by 7.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface pinned Æ: The Ghoul at 41:09 (No Safe-Word) by 8. |
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| Card 11: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 2,277) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered The Westfield Strangler at 1:07 (Respeck This!) by 160.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble won over COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy at 22:30 (Maerd a si efil) by 6.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks tied Æ: Mike Eaves at 1:48 (Double Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: Lucifer in 14 at 2:05 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface decked Æ: Forgiven Faith at 16:00 (No Safe-Word) by 12.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler annihilated COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 22:34 (Slingshot Suplex) by 6.
COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Dee Snuts pinned Æ: Forgiven Faith and Shawn Steel* at 17:49 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 9.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface annihilated SOS/GHETTO: Manslaughter at 19:44 (No Safe-Word) by 15. |
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| Card 12: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 3,065) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 3:09 (Pumphandle Slam) by 112.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble bested Æ: Shawn Steel at 20:59 (Maerd a si efil) by 10 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Caleb).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned The Shmoe at 0:24 (Respeck This!) by 165.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Enforcer at 27:28 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface decked COT: Curtis Sea at 20:02 (No Safe-Word) by 7.
COT: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell over Gregory the Gigantic in 2 at 4:04 (Count Out) (non-title).
League Six-man titles: Æ: Forgiven Faith, Mr. Eaves, and Cody Steel* annihilated COT: Super Shadow Machine*, Dee Snuts, and "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell at 29:18 (Frog Splash) by 1.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface beat SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 26:21 (No Safe-Word) by 6. |
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| Card 13: Held in Tehran (Attendance: 9,937) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated Jason Adams III in 6 at 6:35 (Pumphandle Slam) by 95.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble tied COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo at 6:57 (Double Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 1:33 (Pumphandle Slam) by 106.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled EDGE: Malcolm Reynolds in 13 at 14:42 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 22.
SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface bested Æ: The Archangel at 24:45 (No Safe-Word) by 7.
COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden decked Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 3:40 (Headlock) by 65 (non-title).
COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask*, Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask pinned Gregory the Gigantic*, Les S. Moore, and Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 4:38 (European Uppercut) by 63.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface defeated SOS/GHETTO: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 38:07 (No Safe-Word) by 6. |
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| Card 14: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 9,589) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated Kongaroo in 6 at 6:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by 71.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble drew Æ: Vlad Dracul at 4:55 (No Contest).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed EDGE: Bob Waite at 4:32 (Respeck This!) by 25.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 15:23 (Respeck This!) by 19.
SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface overpowered RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 18:21 (No Safe-Word) by 9.
Æ: Mike Eaves destroyed RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 29:08 (Spear) by 1.
TV Six-man titles: COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask*, and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask pinned Æ: Forgiven Faith, Mr. Eaves, and Cody Steel* at 28:22 (Triple Play) by 4.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 50:37 (No Safe-Word) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Staten Island (Attendance: 1,986) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:27 (Pumphandle Slam) by 69.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Jason Adams III in 6 at 4:30 (Pumphandle Slam) by 95.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered ACE: New Jersey Devil at 12:08 (Respeck This!) by 22.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over EDGE: Mark Devereaux at 15:51 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp decked COT: Dude Mann at 15:09 (CBT Torture Submission) by 7.
Æ: The Ghoul won over COT/CLOWNZ: Pugzy at 28:34 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 40:53 (No Safe-Word) by 6. |
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| Card 16: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 4,519) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar overpowered Les S. Moore in 6 at 5:11 (Pumphandle Slam) by 95.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 14 at 2:11 (Cradle Suplex) by 129.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 0:43 (Pumphandle Slam) by 104.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over SOS/IND: Bill Debeerham in 14 at 6:58 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp won over COT: "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis at 27:52 (CBT Torture Submission) by 1.
RFD: Mr. Massive overpowered Æ: Sins at 28:27 (Very Big Splash) by 1.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface decked SOS/GHETTO: Death Gambler at 27:15 (No Safe-Word) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Athens (Attendance: 1,134) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated The Shmoe at 0:44 (In the Name of Violence) by 169.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over VIRUS/TSD: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny at 12:00 (Respeck This!) by 21.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated The Shamemonger in 6 at 4:02 (Pumphandle Slam) by 93.
SOS/GHETTO: Craile outmuscled COT: Dee Snuts at 29:01 (Morose DDT) by 5.
Æ: The Ghoul decked SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp at 29:25 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
Æ: The Ghoul bested COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask at 28:54 (Cradle Suplex) by 1. |
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| Card 18: Held in Back of the Yards (Attendance: 8,404) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar outmuscled Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 0:30 (Pumphandle Slam) by 106.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Sir Losealot in 6 at 5:02 (Pumphandle Slam) by 93.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Joey W. in 2 at 7:37 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS/GHETTO: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher bested COT: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 27:17 (Crucified) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp won over Æ: Fire at 27:49 (CBT Torture Submission) by 1.
COT: Skip Towne won over Æ: Sins at 27:21 (Edge of Towne) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 5,247) |
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COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask earned $1,000 after getting thrown into some chairs at ringside by Æ: Shawn Steel.
Æ: Shawn Steel was paid $1,100 after Æ: Dream Denied flung him into some fans at ringside.
Æ: Dream Denied nabbed $1,200 in imaginary earnings after he was thrown outside the ring by COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask.
Æ: Forgiven Faith earned $1,300 after SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman and Æ: Mike Eaves tossed him out.
Æ: Mr. Eaves snatched $1,400 after he got flung out by COT: Rich Mann.
SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter was given $1,500 after COT: Super Shadow Machine threw him out.
Æ: Cody Steel took home $1,600 when he was thrown out of the ring by COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask.
COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask was awarded $1,700 after getting thrown out of the ring by Æ: Mike Eaves.
COT: Super Shadow Machine earned $1,800 in imaginary earnings after he was hurled out by COT: Rich Mann.
Æ: Mike Eaves received $1,900 when he got thrown out by SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman.
COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask took home $2,000 when SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman hurled him onto the apron.
COT: Rich Mann got $2,100 when he was hurled out of the ring by SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman.
SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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