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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #433 -- FEBRUARY 2023 |
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Card 1: Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 3,199) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter overpowered SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 27:23 (South Side Swagbuster) by 1. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter bested Zachary Blast at 1:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter decked NME: Shawn Steel at 17:31 (South Side Swagbuster) by 6. SOS/ARMY: Craile bested NME: Dream Denied at 28:07 (Morose DDT) by 5. East Coast title: NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge pinned NME: Hydro at 27:50 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. NME: Eddie Chavez destroyed NME: Dream Denied at 15:39 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. Main event: NME: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas overpowered NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 42:13 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. |
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Card 2: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 9,981) |
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NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton won over SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 16:36 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter defeated Sam Shadows at 6:09 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter bested Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf at 4:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82. SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac bested NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 27:02 (Flaming Table Penance) by 2. TV title: NME: Rick Cartel overpowered NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 29:34 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3. NME: The Gold Standard beat NME: Shawn Steel at 18:00 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9. Main event: NME: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas outmuscled NME: Dream Denied at 20:39 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 10 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar). |
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Card 3: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 4,461) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter over The Westfield Strangler at 20:09 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter annihilated Kongaroo at 5:44 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 74. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter defeated Hacker Jaw at 6:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88. SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic pinned NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 27:31 (Deranged Dreams) by 1. NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton beat SOS/ARMY: "Original Gangsta" Montez Stokes at 23:31 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9. NME: Dionysus overpowered NME: Shawn Steel at 29:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. Main event: NME: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas beat NME: Hydro at 35:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. |
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Card 4: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 3,185) |
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Southwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 18:32 (X Marks the Spot) by 7. NME: Rick Cartel outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 28:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4 (non-title). NME: Theseus won over SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 27:39 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1 (non-title). NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge won over SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 15:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8. NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton won over NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 28:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3. NME: Tino Santana overpowered NME: Shawn Steel at 21:37 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. Main event: NME: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas overpowered NME: Shawn Steel at 36:01 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9. |
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Card 5: Held in Chickasaw County (Attendance: 5,668) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 28:19 (In the Name of Violence) by 1. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter beat Max Dotsun at 4:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 112. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter destroyed NME: Dionysus at 28:03 (South Side Swagbuster) by 4. NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge destroyed SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 29:24 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton pinned NME: Cody Steel at 20:59 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9. NME: Mr. Eaves decked SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 28:48 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5. Main event: NME: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 36:06 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 12. |
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Card 6: Held in Luxembourg (Attendance: 5,527) |
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NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 15:08 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter destroyed Horatio Thunderbelly at 2:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 131. NME: Chimp Goto outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 29:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter pinned SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 28:03 (The Dime-Maker) by 4. NME: Hollywood Kid overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 17:08 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7. NME: Jacques Renot pinned SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 19:10 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. Main event: NME: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas won over NME: Jacques Renot at 45:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. |
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Card 7: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 3,603) |
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NME: Mr. Eaves beat SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 29:08 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter defeated The Human Pretzel at 6:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95. SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 28:17 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 1. NME: Hollywood Kid decked SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 28:25 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. NME: Kidd Justice bested NME: Shawn Steel at 20:05 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. NME: Cody Steel pinned SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 27:56 (Steel Chair Shot) by 4. Main event: NME: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas defeated SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 30:31 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 10 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Captain Hammer). |
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Card 8: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 1,977) |
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NME: "The Baron" Clyde Bixby bested SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 27:02 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter pinned Gregory the Gigantic at 6:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 78. NME: Kidd Justice won over SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 17:09 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7. NME: Sgt. Warner annihilated SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 27:00 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1. NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge won over NME: Shawn Steel at 19:53 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7. NME: Fed-Ex Chris Warner bested SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 17:38 (Superplex) by 6. Main event: NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton overpowered NME: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas at 31:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1. |
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Card 9: Held in Knoxville (Attendance: 2,994) |
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NME: "The Count" Chauncy Reynolds overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 28:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter pinned Les S. Moore at 2:51 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 109. NME: Forgiven Faith destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 28:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. NME: Mike Eaves overpowered SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 27:23 (Superplex) by 2. NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge beat NME: Jacques Renot at 28:18 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4 (non-title). NME: Eddie Chavez defeated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 22:59 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8. Main event: NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton annihilated SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 33:52 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 10 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson). |
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Card 10: Held in Rio de Janeiro (Attendance: 7,193) |
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NME: T-Bone overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 29:52 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter overpowered The Shmoe at 0:58 (South Side Swagbuster) by 157. NME: Jacques Renot bested SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 28:29 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. SOS/ARMY: Zipperface annihilated NME: Dream Denied at 28:17 (No Safe-Word) by 1. NME: Big Money Graem Stembridge decked NME: T-Bone at 29:49 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter and "Dime Piece" Midori Porter* pinned NME: Mike Eaves* and Mr. Eaves at 24:18 (The Dime-Maker) by 8. Main event: NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 35:42 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9. |
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Card 11: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 8,331) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated NME: Heracles at 27:30 (In the Name of Violence) by 3. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter annihilated Grady Ringlebopper at 0:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 115. NME: "The Count" Chauncy Reynolds beat SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 27:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3. NME: "The Duke" Wesley Sterling annihilated SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 29:44 (Superplex) by 5. NME: Ace decked NME: Dream Denied at 28:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. League Tag-team titles: NME: "The Duke" Wesley Sterling* and "The Baron" Clyde Bixby outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter and "Dime Piece" Midori Porter* at 29:24 (Superplex) by 4. Main event: NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton beat SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 34:33 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. |
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Card 12: Held in Perth (Attendance: 2,782) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter pinned Chuckles the Sensitive Clown at 2:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 109. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter pinned NME: Forgiven Faith at 27:26 (South Side Swagbuster) by 5. Pacific Northwest title: NME: The Gold Standard defeated SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 18:00 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 10 (Guest Referee: COT: Willis D Holder). Southeast title: NME: Theseus outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 24:42 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7. NME: Ace defeated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 24:11 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. TV Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter and "Dime Piece" Midori Porter* won over NME: Fed-Ex Chris Warner* and "Renegade" Johnny Reno at 29:51 (The Dime-Maker) by 2. Main event: NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton pinned SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 33:24 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5. |
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Card 13: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 8,760) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter defeated Jason Adams III at 3:53 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 93. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter overpowered Warren Wrassleman at 2:51 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89. NME: "Renegade" Johnny Reno pinned SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 27:08 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3. SOS/ARMY: The Gimp tied NME: Hydro at 1:58 (No Contest). NME: Jacques Renot decked NME: Mike Eaves at 27:18 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1. NME: "The Duke" Wesley Sterling* and "The Baron" Clyde Bixby bested NME: Fed-Ex Chris Warner* and "Renegade" Johnny Reno at 22:31 (Superplex) by 6. Main event: NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 26:49 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8. |
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Card 14: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 5,851) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter annihilated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 0:21 (South Side Swagbuster) by 128. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter defeated The Shamemonger at 1:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89. SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson annihilated NME: Hydro at 27:48 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 1. Central Plains title: NME: "Buzzsaw" Jim Rogan decked NME: Dream Denied at 11:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 12. NME: Dream Denied over Warren Wrassleman at 11:33 (Disqualification: used powder). League Six-man titles: COT: The "Iceman" Paul Vicious*, Chief Inspector, Ronald Wexford, and Charlie Mack won over NME: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas, Ace, and Mike Eaves* at 28:13 (Boston Crab) by 3. Main event: NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton bested NME: T-Bone at 47:46 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5. |
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Card 15: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 6,491) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter outmuscled Sir Losealot at 5:24 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 99. SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter overpowered Joey W. at 4:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 68. Great Lakes title: SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated NME: Shawn Steel at 16:25 (Respeck This!) by 10 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: The Gimp). Mid-Atlantic title: NME: Genechiro Teriyaki bested SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 10:31 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 14. NME: Dream Denied overpowered NME: Heracles at 28:49 (Superplex) by 1. Main event: NME: Badd Co. Rick Hamilton annihilated SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 32:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. |
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Battle Royal: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 2,523) |
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NME: Forgiven Faith earned $1,000 after being flung over the turnbuckle by NME: Mike Eaves. SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter won $1,100 when NME: Dream Denied threw him into the audience. NME: Cody Steel collected $1,200 when NME: Mike Eaves threw him outside the ring. NME: Mr. Eaves made a quick $1,300 after getting thrown out of the ring by SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter. NME: Shawn Steel earned $1,400 when he got flung over the top rope by SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter. NME: Dream Denied snatched $1,500 after being hurled out of the ring by NME: Mike Eaves. SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter won $1,600 after getting thrown between the ropes by NME: Mike Eaves. NME: Mike Eaves won the ECL battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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