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COMBAT ZONE LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #255 -- APRIL 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 8,100) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix annihilated EDGE: Mr. Brown at 27:07 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 2.
TBABIT: Xander Baker bested Osmosis Moses in 6 at 1:16 (Rib Breaker) by 102.
EDGE: Owen Scott defeated Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 1:54 (Suplex) by 102.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat beat Big Mr. Tuffet in 6 at 4:10 (Suplex) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn annihilated Nicholas Needlemeier in 6 at 0:41 (Suplex) by 129.
SOS/ARMY: "Unhinged" Bubba Whistler outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 27:02 (Unhinged Powerbomb) by 2.
EDGE/CHAMP: "EDGE's Extreme Icon" Hannibal won over TBABIT: "Super Woke" Dan Smith at 29:39 (Hanni Driver) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya destroyed SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 27:58 (The Moneymaker) by 5. |
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| Card 2: Held in Compton (Attendance: 5,433) |
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EDGE: "Y2B" Chris Babylon tied TBABIT: Tom Mustafa at 6:03 (Double Disqualification).
TBABIT: Yosef Baker annihilated Osmosis Moses in 6 at 3:06 (Palm Strike) by 102.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat bested Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 3:24 (Suplex) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn bested Justin Justice in 7 at 1:35 (Flying Dropkick) by 113.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat over Nicholas Needlemeier in 1 at 7:12 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: The Ruffian decked SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 28:20 (Tequila Sunrise) by 4.
Central Plains title: EDGE: Jumpin Johnny Fawcett beat TBABIT: "Nice Guy" Kant Deal at 28:54 (Superplex) by 5.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya bested TBABIT: "Nice Guy" Kant Deal at 52:39 (The Moneymaker) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 6,515) |
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SOS: Eglon the Human Scabbard defeated EDGE/CHAMP: Bryan Samuel at 28:24 (Super Gutbuster) by 2.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker defeated Osmosis Moses in 6 at 0:54 (Flying Dropkick) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn defeated Vance Whitaker in 6 at 2:17 (Suplex) by 114.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat pinned Justin Justice in 6 at 0:51 (Suplex) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn outmuscled Edward Worthington in 6 at 4:02 (Suplex) by 123.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles won over EDGE: Mr. Brown at 27:22 (Bro's Bionic Elbow) by 2.
Great Lakes title: EDGE: Mothman overpowered TBABIT: Tom Mustafa at 27:39 (Stick Toss) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya pinned EDGE: Owen Scott at 31:33 (The Moneymaker) by 4. |
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| Card 4: Held in Gulf Shores (Attendance: 8,813) |
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SOS: J-WOAH Fairley won over SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth at 28:07 (Backhand Slap) by 1.
SOS: Absalom the Mule Whisperer outmuscled EDGE: Rob Slayer at 28:25 (Hung out to Dry) by 3.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat bested Vance Whitaker in 6 at 3:20 (Suplex) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn outmuscled Luke Liberty in 6 at 4:21 (Suplex) by 100.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat outmuscled Edward Worthington in 6 at 2:13 (Suplex) by 125.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles drew EDGE/CHAMP: "EDGE's Extreme Icon" Hannibal (Time Limit).
SOS: Eli the #1 Dad destroyed TBABIT: Tom Mustafa at 29:43 (Chair-Assisted Neckbreaker) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya defeated TBABIT: Tom Mustafa at 46:35 (The Moneymaker) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Jericho (Attendance: 1,179) |
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EDGE: The Terminator destroyed SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth at 28:13 (Southside Piledriver) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed outmuscled EDGE: Rob Slayer at 28:36 (Drawn and Quartered) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Ray Gunn in 1 at 5:40 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat won over Luke Liberty in 6 at 2:13 (Suplex) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat EDGE: Mr. Brown at 28:16 (Bad Day to Lose) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: Tragedy outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 27:30 (Final Atonement) by 2.
SOS: Snicki Pulizzi tied EDGE: Dollar Bill (Time Limit).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya bested EDGE: Mr. Brown at 34:54 (The Moneymaker) by 7. |
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| Card 6: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 6,638) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth defeated EDGE: Mr. Brown at 27:55 (Goin' Gold) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Rawdog beat EDGE: Rob Slayer at 27:14 (Fat Dawg Splash) by 2.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat decked Ray Gunn in 6 at 1:38 (Suplex) by 108.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn annihilated Hank "the Jazz Demon" Cabrelli in 6 at 2:47 (Suplex) by 83.
SOS/ARMY: Dregg pinned TBABIT: "Nice Guy" Kant Deal at 28:26 (Pedigree onto thumbtacks) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles drew SOS/ARMY: Gritt at 6:36 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: Magnum JA destroyed TBABIT: "Nice Guy" Kant Deal at 29:24 (Belly to Belly) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Snicki Pulizzi tied SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya at 18:50 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 7: Held in Anniston (Attendance: 6,500) |
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West Coast title: EDGE: Playboy Pat Hoege decked SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth at 27:09 (Sharpshooter) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles beat EDGE: Rob Slayer at 28:30 (Bro's Bionic Elbow) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn decked Diamond Diaz in 6 at 2:29 (Suplex) by 95.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat won over Hank "the Jazz Demon" Cabrelli in 6 at 3:38 (Suplex) by 85.
Southeast title: SOS: Meena Luckner beat TBABIT: "Super Woke" Dan Smith at 29:26 (Family Fun Daze) by 4.
TBABIT: Tom Mustafa won over SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 27:44 (Backbreaker) by 2.
TBABIT: David Hewghes and Steve Hewghes* destroyed SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix* and SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback at 24:47 (Backbreaker) by 6.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco at 40:40 (The Moneymaker) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 5,760) |
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TBABIT: "Neutral" Ned Nelson overpowered SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth at 29:51 (Backbreaker) by 3 (non-title).
Rocky Mountains title: TBABIT: "Neutral" Ned Nelson won over EDGE: Rob Slayer at 16:06 (Backbreaker) by 7.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat overpowered Diamond Diaz in 6 at 6:54 (Suplex) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn destroyed Captain Chip Ahoy in 6 at 4:51 (Suplex) by 63.
SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco pinned EDGE: Ric Passion at 27:54 (Ese Boozing, Homie Losing) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles outmuscled TBABIT: "Super Woke" Dan Smith at 28:52 (Bro's Bionic Elbow) by 1.
TBABIT: David Hewghes and Steve Hewghes* defeated SOS: Squirmin' Herod Agrippa and SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger* in 8 at 23:41 (Fallaway Slam) by 8.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya overpowered EDGE: Rob Slayer at 46:27 (The Moneymaker) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 2,316) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth tied EDGE: Magnificent JD at 2:44 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco beat SOS: Squirmin' Herod Agrippa at 27:26 (Ese Boozing, Homie Losing) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn outmuscled Chester the Cheater in 6 at 2:22 (Suplex) by 127.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat defeated Captain Chip Ahoy in 6 at 2:32 (Suplex) by 65.
EDGE: Mr. Orange destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco at 27:43 (Flying Body Press) by 1.
TV title: SOS: Snicki Pulizzi bested SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 29:20 (Twelve Shots to Dren) by 5.
TBABIT: "Popular" Colby Cheese and "Beauty" Brie Cheese* tied TBABIT: David Hewghes and Steve Hewghes* at 13:25 (Double Count Out).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya overpowered TBABIT: "Super Woke" Dan Smith at 40:05 (The Moneymaker) by 6. |
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| Card 10: Held in Bagdad (Attendance: 9,064) |
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SOS: Snicki Pulizzi beat EDGE: CM Funk at 23:28 (Twelve Shots to Dren) by 7.
TBABIT: Abacus decked Osmosis Moses in 6 at 4:44 (Big Boot) by 100.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat over Chester the Cheater in 1 at 13:11 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn won over Quentin Gobblerick in 6 at 5:19 (Suplex) by 84.
SOS: Snicki Pulizzi defeated SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco at 27:56 (Twelve Shots to Dren) by 1 (non-title).
TBABIT: "Nice Guy" Kant Deal pinned SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 28:13 (Backbreaker) by 3.
TBABIT: "Popular" Colby Cheese and "Beauty" Brie Cheese* won over EDGE: Mr. White and Mr. Blue* at 28:23 (Backbreaker) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya won over SOS: Eglon the Human Scabbard at 30:42 (The Moneymaker) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 2,540) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce pinned SOS: Eglon the Human Scabbard at 28:26 (The Mack Truck) by 1.
TBABIT: "Popular" Colby Cheese decked Osmosis Moses in 6 at 2:56 (Mounted Punches) by 103.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over B-Sting McCooly in 1 at 12:19 (Count Out).
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat pinned Quentin Gobblerick in 6 at 6:14 (Suplex) by 86.
Pacific Northwest title: EDGE: Captain Metropolis overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco at 29:49 (Superplex) by 1.
East Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Icon" Jason Webb decked EDGE: Owen Scott at 29:23 (Webb of Lies) by 3.
TBABIT: "Popular" Colby Cheese and "Beauty" Brie Cheese* drew EDGE: Magnificent JD and Magnum JA* (Time Limit).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya destroyed SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth at 52:53 (The Moneymaker) by 2. |
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| Card 12: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 6,627) |
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SOS: Eglon the Human Scabbard overpowered SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 27:22 (Super Gutbuster) by 2.
TBABIT: David Hewghes destroyed Osmosis Moses in 6 at 1:15 (Palm Strike) by 102.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat overpowered B-Sting McCooly in 6 at 5:33 (Suplex) by 94.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn destroyed Koko Jones in 8 at 1:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 119.
SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger beat TBABIT: "Super Woke" Dan Smith at 27:09 (Neither Dead Nor Alive) by 3.
EDGE: Owen Scott tied SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 2:09 (No Contest).
TBABIT: David Hewghes and Steve Hewghes* annihilated SOS: Absalom the Mule Whisperer* and SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed at 28:18 (Backbreaker) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore overpowered SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya at 53:20 (Hardcore Cutter) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Denver (Attendance: 6,174) |
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EDGE: Mr. Blue overpowered SOS: Eglon the Human Scabbard at 27:32 (Sharpshooter) by 2.
TBABIT: Steve Hewghes overpowered Osmosis Moses in 6 at 2:40 (European Uppercut) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn bested "The Ominous One" Oliver Orson in 6 at 1:43 (Suplex) by 104.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat annihilated Koko Jones in 8 at 2:21 (Rib Breaker) by 122.
SOS/ARMY: "Homicidal" Jose Medina destroyed TBABIT: Tom Mustafa at 28:46 (La Vida Loca) by 2.
TBABIT: "Nice Guy" Kant Deal won over EDGE: Bret "Hitman" Scott at 27:04 (Backbreaker) by 2.
TBABIT: David Hewghes and Steve Hewghes* pinned SOS: Meena Luckner and SOS/ARMY: "Homicidal" Jose Medina* at 22:34 (Backbreaker) by 6.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore outmuscled EDGE/CHAMP: "EDGE's Extreme Icon" Hannibal at 33:12 (Hardcore Cutter) by 6. |
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| Card 14: Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 9,877) |
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Southwest title: EDGE: Galen Jackson bested SOS: Eglon the Human Scabbard at 27:58 (Superplex) by 2.
TBABIT: "Beauty" Brie Cheese decked Osmosis Moses in 6 at 2:46 (Fallaway Slam) by 103.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat bested "The Ominous One" Oliver Orson in 6 at 3:36 (Suplex) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Benjamin Sharpe in 2 at 9:21 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Silencer" Eddie Camden tied TBABIT: "Super Woke" Dan Smith at 3:53 (Double Count Out).
TBABIT: "Nice Guy" Kant Deal destroyed EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat at 27:08 (Backbreaker) by 2.
TBABIT: David Hewghes and Steve Hewghes* tied SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce and SOS: J-WOAH Fairley* at 11:10 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore annihilated EDGE: The Terminator at 33:39 (Hardcore Cutter) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Laramie (Attendance: 8,440) |
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SOS: Eglon the Human Scabbard annihilated SOS/ARMY: Zombiekorpse at 29:48 (Super Gutbuster) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn won over Title Collector in 6 at 6:41 (Suplex) by 87.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn defeated Jackson Black in 6 at 4:41 (Suplex) by 94.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat annihilated Benjamin Sharpe in 6 at 0:41 (Suplex) by 108.
TBABIT: "Nice Guy" Kant Deal annihilated SOS: Esau the Soup Connoisseur at 27:53 (Backbreaker) by 2.
TBABIT: Tom Mustafa won over EDGE: Pain at 29:35 (Backbreaker) by 1.
TBABIT: Xander Baker, Yosef Baker, and Zeke Baker* outmuscled TBABIT: Tom Henry, Deranged, and Abacus* at 23:23 (Big Splash) by 8.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore won over SOS/ARMY: "Pimp Daddy" Hootie Jones at 23:21 (Hardcore Cutter) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 8,292) |
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TBABIT: "Neutral" Ned Nelson outmuscled SOS: Eglon the Human Scabbard at 29:26 (Backbreaker) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat defeated Title Collector in 6 at 5:36 (Suplex) by 89.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles outmuscled Jackson Black in 6 at 6:58 (Suplex) by 93 (non-title).
SOS: Snicki Pulizzi annihilated SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback at 17:30 (Twelve Shots to Dren) by 6.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat annihilated SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 27:20 (Flying Body Press) by 1.
SOS: Snicki Pulizzi destroyed EDGE: Mr. Pink at 28:37 (Twelve Shots to Dren) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore decked EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat at 52:05 (Hardcore Cutter) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 1,377) |
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TBABIT: Tom Henry decked Osmosis Moses in 6 at 4:44 (Bodyslam) by 100.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Jerry Jawbreaker in 1 at 4:23 (Disqualification: hit ref).
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat over Jackson Black in 2 at 6:34 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn bested Streaks McGee in 6 at 2:56 (Suplex) by 89.
EDGE: Pain pinned SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 29:15 (Vice-Grip) by 1.
EDGE: Mr. White defeated TBABIT: "Super Woke" Dan Smith at 29:37 (Superplex) by 4. |
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| Card 18: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 8,923) |
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TBABIT: Deranged decked Osmosis Moses in 6 at 1:17 (European Uppercut) by 100.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya won over Jerry Jawbreaker in 13 at 0:42 (Boston Crab) by 177 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat Big Mr. Tuffet in 6 at 2:18 (Suplex) by 114.
EDGE/2XCHAMP: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat beat Streaks McGee in 6 at 1:35 (Suplex) by 91.
EDGE: The Terminator overpowered SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 28:22 (Southside Piledriver) by 4.
EDGE: Mr. Blonde overpowered TBABIT: "Super Woke" Dan Smith at 27:28 (Hanni Driver) by 3. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Sarasota (Attendance: 7,688) |
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SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger was paid an imaginary $1,000 when SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed flipped him outside the ring.
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed was the winner of the CZL battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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