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COMBAT ZONE LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #242 -- SUMMER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 8,338) |
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Central Plains title: CURE: Giant Kong beat SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix at 16:38 (Backbreaker) by 6.
SOS/TWGWK: Squirmin' Herod Agrippa overpowered SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage at 29:01 (The Worm) by 3.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer over Diamond Diaz in 1 at 4:35 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer overpowered Luke Liberty in 6 at 1:54 (Flying Dropkick) by 99.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn decked Benjamin Sharpe in 6 at 4:21 (Chickenwing) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Silencer" Eddie Camden defeated SOS/TWGWK: Eli the #1 Dad at 29:56 (Silenced) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Tragedy bested SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 28:32 (Final Atonement) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback won over SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 28:59 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 7. |
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| Card 2: Held in Red Hook (Attendance: 6,992) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix won over Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 4:10 (Flying Dropkick) by 87.
CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage decked SOS/TWGWK: Squirmin' Herod Agrippa at 16:14 (Backbreaker) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Diamond Diaz in 1 at 7:40 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn decked Luke Liberty in 6 at 6:18 (Chickenwing) by 95.
SOS: Meena Luckner won over SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage at 27:19 (Family Fun Daze) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Rawdog won over SOS: J-WOAH Fairley at 7:55 (Fat Dawg Splash) by 18.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: Gritt pinned SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 22:49 (Probation Violation) by 6.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback defeated SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix at 39:44 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 6. |
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| Card 3: Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 3,755) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix annihilated Jackson Black in 6 at 2:47 (Flying Dropkick) by 99.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer won over Title Collector in 6 at 2:43 (Flying Dropkick) by 90.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer over Chester the Cheater in 1 at 12:21 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer decked Hank "the Jazz Demon" Cabrelli in 6 at 2:20 (Flying Dropkick) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger won over SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage at 28:49 (Neither Dead Nor Alive) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore outmuscled SOS: J-WOAH Fairley at 7:27 (Hardcore Cutter) by 16.
SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore annihilated SOS/TWGWK: Eli the #1 Dad at 28:50 (Hardcore Cutter) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback defeated CURE: Bloody Bob Boyd at 42:26 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Kansas City (Attendance: 5,989) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix drew SOS/ARMY: Dregg at 6:33 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn overpowered Title Collector in 6 at 3:45 (Chickenwing) by 86.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Chester the Cheater in 1 at 1:09 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer overpowered Captain Chip Ahoy in 10 at 0:52 (Mounted Punches) by 125.
Rocky Mountains title: CURE: Superstar Billy Green won over SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage at 18:04 (Backbreaker) by 7.
CURE: Hollywood Armstrong beat SOS: J-WOAH Fairley at 17:04 (Sleeper) by 12.
CURE: Beautiful Bobby Sax defeated SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 29:39 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback outmuscled SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur at 33:30 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Singapore (Attendance: 8,711) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix decked SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 27:37 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 1.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer pinned Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 5:02 (Flying Dropkick) by 82.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer pinned B-Sting McCooly in 6 at 3:53 (Flying Dropkick) by 90.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer decked Quentin Gobblerick in 6 at 6:37 (Flying Dropkick) by 89.
SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage bested CURE: Syrian Assassin at 27:52 (Crazy Double Moonsault) by 3.
CURE: Ric Legend won over SOS: J-WOAH Fairley at 7:40 (Backbreaker) by 18.
CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage won over SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 21:12 (Backbreaker) by 10 (non-title).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback defeated CURE: Beautiful Bobby Sax at 37:40 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 7,401) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix bested CURE: Jap. Bomb Squad 1 King Chong at 28:55 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback outmuscled Jerry Jawbreaker in 13 at 0:17 (Sunset Flip) by 167 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat B-Sting McCooly in 6 at 4:56 (Chickenwing) by 86.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer over Koko Jones in 1 at 29:36 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Streaks McGee in 1 at 3:46 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur annihilated SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 28:27 (Split Pea Suplex) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: Zombiekorpse bested EDGE: Mothman in 11 at 29:42 (Superplex) by 0.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback beat SOS/TWGWK: Lot's Salty Wife at 41:45 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Burton (Attendance: 8,352) |
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CURE: Davey Las Vegas outmuscled SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix at 28:09 (Sleeper) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat Jerry Jawbreaker in 13 at 0:18 (Figure Four) by 158.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer destroyed "The Ominous One" Oliver Orson in 6 at 1:53 (Flying Dropkick) by 91.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer bested Benjamin Sharpe in 6 at 3:44 (Flying Dropkick) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat Nicholas Needlemeier in 6 at 4:42 (Chickenwing) by 121.
SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur drew CURE: Bruiser Buck Dewitt at 9:29 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Snicki Pulizzi annihilated EDGE: Mothman at 27:45 (Twelve Shots to Dren) by 3.
Main event: CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage destroyed SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback at 49:49 (Backbreaker) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in East Chicago (Attendance: 2,242) |
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Southwest title: SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth bested SOS/TWGWK: Eli the #1 Dad at 17:04 (Goin' Gold) by 7.
SOS: J-WOAH Fairley defeated Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 1:51 (Flying Dropkick) by 82.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn outmuscled "The Ominous One" Oliver Orson in 6 at 3:46 (Chickenwing) by 87.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer over Streaks McGee in 1 at 3:46 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Edward Worthington in 1 at 1:23 (Count Out).
SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur outmuscled CURE: Giant Chong at 27:01 (Split Pea Suplex) by 4.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Snicki Pulizzi overpowered CURE: Beautiful Bobby Sax at 27:03 (Twelve Shots to Dren) by 3.
Main event: CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage outmuscled SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage at 42:49 (Backbreaker) by 9. |
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| Card 9: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 2,958) |
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CURE: Bloody Bob Boyd won over SOS/TWGWK: Eglon the Human Scabbard at 27:51 (Backbreaker) by 2.
SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur decked Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 4:37 (Flying Dropkick) by 87.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer over Jackson Black in 2 at 6:37 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer destroyed Nicholas Needlemeier in 6 at 2:19 (Flying Dropkick) by 125.
CURE: Beautiful Bobby Sax beat SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn at 27:39 (Backbreaker) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles outmuscled SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 20:16 (Bro's Bionic Elbow) by 6.
CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage annihilated SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 27:12 (Backbreaker) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage defeated EDGE: Mothman at 28:25 (Backbreaker) by 7. |
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| Card 10: Held in Perth (Attendance: 9,586) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Eglon the Human Scabbard defeated CURE: Beautiful Bobby Sax at 28:00 (Super Gutbuster) by 1.
SOS/TWGWK: Lot's Salty Wife destroyed Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 3:07 (Flying Dropkick) by 85.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Jackson Black in 2 at 7:31 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer over Edward Worthington in 1 at 17:33 (Count Out).
SOS: Meena Luckner drew CURE: Beautiful Bobby Sax at 2:23 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya won over EDGE: Mothman in 11 at 27:53 (Superplex) by 5.
Southeast title: CURE: Sheik Yerbutti defeated EDGE: Mothman at 19:59 (Backbreaker) by 6.
Main event: CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage overpowered SOS/TWGWK: Eli the #1 Dad at 24:37 (Backbreaker) by 12. |
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| Card 11: Held in Calais (Attendance: 2,163) |
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CURE: Bloody Bob Boyd destroyed SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer at 19:23 (Backbreaker) by 6.
SOS/TWGWK: Eli the #1 Dad annihilated Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 6:44 (Flying Dropkick) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore over Jackson Black in 2 at 6:50 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
EDGE: Mothman beat SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer at 29:35 (Stick Toss) by 3.
CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage overpowered SOS: Meena Luckner at 22:00 (Backbreaker) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Unhinged" Bubba Whistler beat SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 27:18 (Unhinged Powerbomb) by 3.
EDGE: Mothman annihilated CURE: Sly Smith at 29:32 (Stick Toss) by 2.
Main event: CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage over SOS: J-WOAH Fairley in 14 at 14:09 (Disqualification: used powder). |
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| Card 12: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 5,869) |
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CURE: Bloody Bob Boyd destroyed SOS: Meena Luckner at 28:45 (Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer outmuscled Vance Whitaker in 6 at 2:38 (Flying Dropkick) by 105.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer decked Big Mr. Tuffet in 6 at 2:47 (Flying Dropkick) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn destroyed Hank "the Jazz Demon" Cabrelli in 6 at 3:11 (Chickenwing) by 94.
SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco tied SOS/TWGWK: Lot's Salty Wife at 4:06 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore destroyed SOS/ARMY: The Ruffian at 27:09 (Hardcore Cutter) by 3.
CURE: Awesome Sean MCA annihilated SOS/TWGWK: Eli the #1 Dad at 27:29 (Sleeper) by 1.
Main event: CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Pimp Daddy" Hootie Jones at 36:29 (Backbreaker) by 12. |
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| Card 13: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 9,157) |
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CURE: Bloody Bob Boyd defeated SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Icon" Jason Webb at 24:02 (Backbreaker) by 8 (Guest Referee: Jerry Jawbreaker).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn annihilated Vance Whitaker in 6 at 0:56 (Chickenwing) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn won over Big Mr. Tuffet in 6 at 0:41 (Chickenwing) by 112.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn pinned Captain Chip Ahoy in 10 at 1:54 (Palm Strike) by 127.
CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage won over SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed at 16:24 (Backbreaker) by 14.
SOS/TWGWK: Lot's Salty Wife decked SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 28:16 (Looking Back On It) by 3.
CURE: Giant Wong bested SOS/TWGWK: Eli the #1 Dad at 27:04 (Sleeper) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Talladega (Attendance: 7,876) |
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CURE: Bloody Bob Boyd outmuscled SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 23:26 (Backbreaker) by 6.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer decked Ray Gunn in 6 at 2:02 (Flying Dropkick) by 101.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer bested Justin Justice in 6 at 3:09 (Flying Dropkick) by 99.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat Quentin Gobblerick in 6 at 5:14 (Chickenwing) by 85.
SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Homicidal" Jose Medina at 27:58 (Split Pea Suplex) by 3.
Northeast title: CURE: Jap. Bomb Squad 2 Shiro Tanaka won over SOS/TWGWK: Lot's Salty Wife at 28:56 (Backbreaker) by 2.
League Tag-team titles: EDGE: Rob Slayer and Ric Passion* beat EDGE: Magnificent JD and Magnum JA* at 29:27 (Sharpshooter) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 6,812) |
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CURE: Bloody Bob Boyd drew SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 5:14 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat Ray Gunn in 6 at 3:28 (Chickenwing) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn defeated Justin Justice in 6 at 2:52 (Chickenwing) by 95.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Koko Jones in 1 at 7:03 (Disqualification: nail file).
West Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce beat SOS: J-WOAH Fairley at 12:10 (The Mack Truck) by 19.
SOS/TWGWK: Lot's Salty Wife won over CURE: Bad News Blake at 20:02 (Looking Back On It) by 6.
SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix, Meena Luckner*, and J-WOAH Fairley destroyed SOS/TWGWK: Eglon the Human Scabbard*, Squirmin' Herod Agrippa, and Absalom the Mule Whisperer at 20:08 (Family Fun Daze) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 1,499) |
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SOS: Meena Luckner gained $1,000 in imaginary money when he got hurled out by SOS: J-WOAH Fairley.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya earned $1,100 when she was flung out of the ring by SOS/TWGWK: Eli the #1 Dad.
SOS/ARMY: "Homicidal" Jose Medina grabbed an imaginary $1,200 when he got thrown out of the ring by SOS/TWGWK: Eglon the Human Scabbard.
SOS: J-WOAH Fairley was given $1,300 after being catapulted into the audience by SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix.
SOS/TWGWK: Absalom the Mule Whisperer picked up an imaginary $1,400 after he got thrown out of the ring by SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur.
SOS/TWGWK: Eli the #1 Dad nabbed $1,500 after he was tossed out by SOS/TWGWK: Eglon the Human Scabbard.
SOS/TWGWK: Eglon the Human Scabbard pocketed $1,600 when he was thrown out by SOS/TWGWK: Lot's Salty Wife.
SOS/TWGWK: Lot's Salty Wife gained $1,700 after SOS: Snicki Pulizzi and SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur threw him onto the steps.
SOS/TWGWK: Squirmin' Herod Agrippa was awarded $1,800 when SOS: Snicki Pulizzi threw him out.
SOS: Snicki Pulizzi gained $1,900 in imaginary earnings when he was thrown out by SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix.
SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix won $2,000 after getting hurled through the ropes by SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur.
SOS/TWGWK: Esau the Soup Connoisseur was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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