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COMBAT ZONE LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #251 -- JANUARY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 6,242) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix defeated TBABIT: Digger of Graves at 27:56 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 4 (non-title).
TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels beat SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed at 14:32 (Figure Four) by 11.
TBABIT: Deranged decked Koko Jones in 11 at 2:27 (Sleeper) by 138.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker over Hank "the Jazz Demon" Cabrelli in 2 at 6:05 (Count Out).
TBABIT: Caballo Oscuro bested SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 27:19 (Figure Four) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn bested Captain Chip Ahoy in 6 at 4:08 (Big Boot) by 60.
SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce bested TBABIT: Spiller of Tea at 28:23 (The Mack Truck) by 1.
TBABIT: "Popular" Colby Cheese and "Beauty" Brie Cheese* won over Nicholas Needlemeier and Edward Worthington* in 6 at 3:50 (Fallaway Slam) by 106.
Main event: SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix won over SOS/ARMY: "Silencer" Eddie Camden at 47:03 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 8,249) |
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TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels defeated SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix at 28:24 (Figure Four) by 1 (non-title).
TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels bested SOS: J-WOAH Fairley at 29:01 (Figure Four) by 3.
TBABIT: Deranged over Benjamin Sharpe in 2 at 4:40 (Count Out).
TBABIT: Zeke Baker destroyed Captain Chip Ahoy in 6 at 3:32 (Flying Dropkick) by 54.
TBABIT: Caballo Oscuro drew SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 3:01 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn won over Quentin Gobblerick in 6 at 6:18 (Big Boot) by 81.
Southwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce defeated SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 27:06 (The Mack Truck) by 2.
TV Tag-team titles: TBABIT: David Hewghes and Steve Hewghes* outmuscled Nicholas Needlemeier and Edward Worthington* in 6 at 1:30 (European Uppercut) by 108.
Main event: SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix defeated TBABIT: Venganza Justa at 53:09 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 5,796) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix defeated TBABIT: Venganza Justa at 29:36 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 5 (non-title).
TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels annihilated TBABIT: "Philly's Favorite Son" T.J. at 29:41 (Figure Four) by 1.
TBABIT: Deranged outmuscled Streaks McGee at 2:00 (Big Splash) by 169.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker over Quentin Gobblerick in 3 at 6:27 (Count Out).
TBABIT: Steve Hewghes decked Osmosis Moses in 6 at 5:17 (European Uppercut) by 87.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn pinned Koko Jones in 11 at 1:31 (Brainbuster) by 141.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Rawdog pinned SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 28:45 (Fat Dawg Splash) by 1.
TBABIT: Tom Henry, Deranged*, and Abacus annihilated Justin Justice, Nicholas Needlemeier, and Edward Worthington* in 6 at 3:51 (Palm Strike) by 78.
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels overpowered SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix at 32:35 (Figure Four) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Ravenna (Attendance: 15,511) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix annihilated Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 3:28 (Big Boot) by 92 (non-title).
TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels decked TBABIT: Spiller of Tea at 19:38 (Figure Four) by 6.
TBABIT: Deranged decked Nicholas Needlemeier in 6 at 3:12 (Palm Strike) by 120.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker pinned Koko Jones in 11 at 0:24 (Superplex) by 139.
TBABIT: "Beauty" Brie Cheese pinned Osmosis Moses in 6 at 4:28 (Fallaway Slam) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn bested Benjamin Sharpe in 6 at 5:09 (Big Boot) by 96.
TBABIT: King of the County annihilated SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 28:07 (Figure Four) by 4.
TBABIT: Xander Baker, Yosef Baker*, and Zeke Baker pinned TBABIT: Tom Henry, Deranged*, and Abacus at 29:04 (Big Splash) by 3.
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels outmuscled TBABIT: Lord of the Manor at 41:52 (Figure Four) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 19,251) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix drew TBABIT: Lord of the Manor at 3:29 (Double Disqualification).
TBABIT: Deranged annihilated Title Collector in 6 at 5:42 (Palm Strike) by 85.
TBABIT: Deranged over Edward Worthington in 1 at 5:24 (Count Out).
TBABIT: Zeke Baker overpowered Benjamin Sharpe in 6 at 2:18 (Flying Dropkick) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn defeated Title Collector in 6 at 3:28 (Big Boot) by 91.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback decked TBABIT: King of the County at 27:18 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 2.
TBABIT: Lord of the Manor won over SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 29:32 (Figure Four) by 5 (non-title).
TBABIT: Xander Baker*, Yosef Baker, and Zeke Baker beat Justin Justice, Nicholas Needlemeier, and Edward Worthington* in 13 at 2:54 (Sleeper) by 123.
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels pinned SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger at 57:31 (Figure Four) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 19,880) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Unhinged" Bubba Whistler at 20:25 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 7.
TBABIT: Deranged defeated Jerry Jawbreaker in 13 at 0:47 (Superplex) by 167.
TBABIT: Xander Baker pinned Osmosis Moses in 6 at 6:12 (Suplex) by 88.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker pinned Streaks McGee at 0:36 (Sunset Flip) by 169.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn annihilated Jerry Jawbreaker in 13 at 0:36 (Spinebuster) by 166.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback defeated TBABIT: "Philly's Favorite Son" T.J. at 29:01 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 1.
Northeast title: TBABIT: "Philly's Favorite Son" T.J. pinned SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 27:07 (Figure Four) by 5.
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels won over SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 37:16 (Figure Four) by 6. |
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| Card 7: Held in Hong Kong (Attendance: 18,736) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix defeated SOS/ARMY: The Ruffian at 29:53 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 3.
TBABIT: Deranged defeated Vance Whitaker in 6 at 3:39 (Palm Strike) by 101.
TBABIT: Yosef Baker decked Osmosis Moses in 6 at 4:44 (Chickenwing) by 88.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker decked Nicholas Needlemeier in 6 at 1:21 (Flying Dropkick) by 120.
SOS/ARMY: "Silencer" Eddie Camden bested Jerry Jawbreaker in 13 at 2:09 (Cobra Clutch) by 168 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback decked TBABIT: Spiller of Tea at 19:49 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles drew TBABIT: Spiller of Tea (Time Limit).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback drew TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels at 13:29 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 8: Held in Innsbruck (Attendance: 15,160) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix decked SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 18:25 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 10 (non-title) (Guest Referee: SOS: A-List Adam Stone's Stunt Double).
TBABIT: Deranged pinned Ray Gunn in 6 at 5:35 (Palm Strike) by 92.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker annihilated Title Collector in 6 at 4:55 (Flying Dropkick) by 85.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker outmuscled Edward Worthington in 6 at 2:20 (Flying Dropkick) by 123.
SOS: Eli the #1 Dad decked Jerry Jawbreaker in 13 at 0:18 (Spinebuster) by 169.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback outmuscled SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 15:43 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 11 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya pinned SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 29:20 (The Moneymaker) by 3.
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels pinned TBABIT: Digger of Graves at 35:22 (Figure Four) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Venice (Attendance: 7,370) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix bested SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore at 28:10 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 2.
TBABIT: Deranged outmuscled Diamond Diaz in 6 at 4:34 (Palm Strike) by 97.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker annihilated Jerry Jawbreaker in 11 at 2:52 (Superplex) by 152.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback decked SOS: Squirmin' Herod Agrippa at 16:53 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn decked Vance Whitaker in 6 at 3:41 (Big Boot) by 107.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn decked Streaks McGee at 2:14 (Bad Day to Lose) by 169.
TBABIT: Lord of the Manor overpowered TBABIT: King of the County at 28:08 (Figure Four) by 1.
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels destroyed SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 20:48 (Figure Four) by 11. |
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| Card 10: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 9,704) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix defeated SOS/ARMY: Tragedy at 23:59 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 8.
TBABIT: Deranged outmuscled Chester the Cheater in 6 at 4:04 (Palm Strike) by 115.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker destroyed Vance Whitaker in 6 at 0:37 (Flying Dropkick) by 101.
TBABIT: Abacus decked Osmosis Moses in 6 at 2:29 (Flying Dropkick) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn decked Ray Gunn in 6 at 3:38 (Big Boot) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn decked Nicholas Needlemeier in 6 at 1:47 (Big Boot) by 126.
Southeast title: TBABIT: King of the County pinned SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 24:33 (Figure Four) by 9.
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels decked SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 43:16 (Figure Four) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 19,230) |
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SOS: Tangerina Pitarnix destroyed SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 20:25 (Worst Lapdance Ever) by 6 (non-title).
TBABIT: Deranged decked B-Sting McCooly in 10 at 2:10 (Fallaway Slam) by 155.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker pinned Ray Gunn in 6 at 6:45 (Flying Dropkick) by 92.
TBABIT: "Popular" Colby Cheese bested Osmosis Moses in 6 at 1:48 (Rib Breaker) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn outmuscled Diamond Diaz in 6 at 4:51 (Big Boot) by 103.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn outmuscled Edward Worthington in 6 at 1:52 (Big Boot) by 129.
TBABIT: King of the County decked SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 28:19 (Figure Four) by 5 (non-title).
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels defeated SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce at 47:51 (Figure Four) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 6,236) |
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Rocky Mountains title: SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth outmuscled TBABIT: Digger of Graves at 29:11 (Goin' Gold) by 3.
TBABIT: Deranged over "The Ominous One" Oliver Orson in 2 at 29:08 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
TBABIT: Zeke Baker defeated Diamond Diaz in 6 at 3:05 (Flying Dropkick) by 97.
TBABIT: David Hewghes pinned Osmosis Moses in 6 at 5:53 (Mounted Punches) by 87.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn bested Chester the Cheater in 6 at 3:54 (Big Boot) by 121.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn drew SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 6:49 (No Contest).
TBABIT: Lord of the Manor tied TBABIT: "Philly's Favorite Son" T.J. at 4:17 (No Contest).
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Zombiekorpse at 45:23 (Figure Four) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 13,715) |
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TBABIT: Digger of Graves won over SOS: Eglon the Human Scabbard at 27:47 (Figure Four) by 2.
TBABIT: Deranged pinned Jackson Black in 6 at 5:31 (Palm Strike) by 88.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker decked Chester the Cheater in 6 at 1:31 (Flying Dropkick) by 115.
TBABIT: Venganza Justa beat SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco at 29:17 (Figure Four) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn outmuscled B-Sting McCooly in 6 at 6:44 (Big Boot) by 91.
TBABIT: Lord of the Manor beat SOS: Meena Luckner at 28:01 (Figure Four) by 5.
TBABIT: Lord of the Manor defeated TBABIT: Spiller of Tea at 28:47 (Figure Four) by 5.
Main event: TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels won over SOS/ARMY: "Pimp Daddy" Hootie Jones at 27:22 (Figure Four) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Beijing (Attendance: 19,720) |
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TBABIT: Digger of Graves beat TBABIT: Caballo Oscuro at 29:40 (Figure Four) by 2.
TBABIT: Deranged destroyed Big Mr. Tuffet in 6 at 3:36 (Palm Strike) by 92.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker over B-Sting McCooly in 1 at 6:38 (Count Out).
TBABIT: Venganza Justa pinned SOS: Esau the Soup Connoisseur at 27:41 (Figure Four) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn decked "The Ominous One" Oliver Orson in 6 at 3:04 (Big Boot) by 100.
SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger bested TBABIT: King of the County at 27:45 (Neither Dead Nor Alive) by 1.
TBABIT: "Philly's Favorite Son" T.J. won over SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 20:17 (Figure Four) by 10 (non-title) (Guest Referee: TBABIT: Abacus). |
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| Card 15: Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 14,559) |
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TBABIT: Digger of Graves won over SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Icon" Jason Webb at 24:10 (Figure Four) by 7.
TBABIT: Deranged defeated Osmosis Moses in 6 at 5:08 (Palm Strike) by 88.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker annihilated "The Ominous One" Oliver Orson in 6 at 6:33 (Flying Dropkick) by 94.
TBABIT: Venganza Justa pinned SOS/ARMY: Gritt at 28:49 (Figure Four) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn over Jackson Black in 2 at 4:25 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger drew TBABIT: Lord of the Manor at 7:28 (Double Count Out).
TBABIT: "Philly's Favorite Son" T.J. defeated SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 18:50 (Figure Four) by 6 (non-title). |
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| Card 16: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 17,688) |
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TBABIT: King of the County overpowered TBABIT: Digger of Graves at 27:39 (Figure Four) by 3.
TBABIT: Deranged decked Justin Justice in 7 at 3:36 (Mounted Punches) by 105.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker destroyed Jackson Black in 6 at 4:22 (Flying Dropkick) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback annihilated TBABIT: Caballo Oscuro at 21:48 (Stiff Spinebusta) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat Big Mr. Tuffet in 6 at 4:55 (Big Boot) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger drew TBABIT: "Philly's Favorite Son" T.J. (Time Limit).
TBABIT: Spiller of Tea beat SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 28:17 (Figure Four) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Spokane (Attendance: 7,488) |
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TBABIT: "Philly's Favorite Son" T.J. destroyed TBABIT: Digger of Graves at 28:58 (Figure Four) by 4 (non-title).
TBABIT: Deranged pinned Luke Liberty in 6 at 6:42 (Palm Strike) by 97.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker defeated Big Mr. Tuffet in 6 at 5:20 (Flying Dropkick) by 92.
SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger outmuscled TBABIT: Caballo Oscuro at 18:43 (Neither Dead Nor Alive) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn defeated Justin Justice in 7 at 1:25 (Flying Dropkick) by 110.
SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger beat TBABIT: Spiller of Tea at 29:58 (Neither Dead Nor Alive) by 5.
TBABIT: Spiller of Tea outmuscled SOS: Snicki Pulizzi at 27:42 (Figure Four) by 1. |
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| Card 18: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 8,993) |
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TBABIT: Digger of Graves won over TBABIT: Spiller of Tea at 29:03 (Figure Four) by 1.
TBABIT: Deranged won over Hank "the Jazz Demon" Cabrelli in 11 at 1:44 (Sleeper) by 134.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker defeated Osmosis Moses in 6 at 4:32 (Flying Dropkick) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce destroyed TBABIT: Caballo Oscuro at 28:52 (The Mack Truck) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat Luke Liberty in 6 at 3:00 (Big Boot) by 103.
SOS/ARMY: "Homicidal" Jose Medina pinned SOS: Lot's Salty Wife at 28:17 (La Vida Loca) by 4.
EDGE: Rob Slayer* and Ric Passion annihilated TBABIT: David Hewghes* and Steve Hewghes at 29:06 (Sharpshooter) by 5. |
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| Card 19: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 7,564) |
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TBABIT: Tom Henry destroyed Osmosis Moses in 6 at 6:47 (Suplex) by 88.
TBABIT: Deranged defeated Captain Chip Ahoy in 10 at 1:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 128.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker beat Justin Justice in 7 at 1:40 (Fallaway Slam) by 108.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles pinned TBABIT: Caballo Oscuro at 29:57 (Bro's Bionic Elbow) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles bested SOS: Absalom the Mule Whisperer at 27:42 (Bro's Bionic Elbow) by 1.
TBABIT: King of the County defeated SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce at 27:48 (Figure Four) by 3 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: EDGE: Rob Slayer* and Ric Passion decked TBABIT: "Popular" Colby Cheese* and "Beauty" Brie Cheese at 27:24 (Sharpshooter) by 5. |
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| Card 20: Held in Dallas (Attendance: 12,854) |
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TBABIT: Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels destroyed SOS/ARMY: Dregg at 19:12 (Figure Four) by 7.
TBABIT: Deranged outmuscled Quentin Gobblerick in 6 at 3:56 (Palm Strike) by 75.
TBABIT: Zeke Baker decked Luke Liberty in 6 at 5:02 (Flying Dropkick) by 97.
TBABIT: Lord of the Manor beat TBABIT: Caballo Oscuro at 23:43 (Figure Four) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn decked Hank "the Jazz Demon" Cabrelli in 11 at 1:06 (Brainbuster) by 137.
TBABIT: "Philly's Favorite Son" T.J. outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce at 27:43 (Figure Four) by 4 (non-title).
TBABIT: "Popular" Colby Cheese* and "Beauty" Brie Cheese drew TBABIT: David Hewghes* and Steve Hewghes at 10:45 (Double Count Out). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 13,295) |
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TBABIT: Spiller of Tea took $1,000 after getting flipped out by SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed.
SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed won $1,100 after he got thrown outside the ring by SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco.
SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco won the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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