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BULLETIN #256 -- SUMMER 2022

Card 1: Held in Nice (Attendance: 19,260)

VIP: Donald Dinero overpowered Tom Arnold at 2:52 (Side Slam) by 94.
VIP: Donald Dinero won over Lady Gaga at 4:24 (Side Slam) by 79.
SOS: Scott Commodity over Josh Duggar at 13:45 (Count Out).
SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled Andres Escobar at 5:14 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 83.
West Coast title: VIRUS: Protozoa destroyed VIRUS: Influenza at 29:40 (Boston Crab) by 3.

VIRUS: Horse Pox beat VIRUS: Bootylicious at 29:38 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned VIP: Chester Springs at 15:27 (Rip Current) by 6 (non-title).
SOS: Shane Gretsky*, Pimple, and Lust pinned SOS: Zitz*, Irma Gerd, and Envy at 28:48 (The Slap Shot) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested VIRUS: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 48:53 (Rip Current) by 4.

Card 2: Held in Tijuana (Attendance: 18,709)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Tom Arnold at 6:37 (Side Slam) by 94.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Lady Gaga at 1:43 (Count Out).
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay pinned Josh Duggar at 2:47 (Boston Crab) by 170.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay overpowered Andres Escobar at 5:19 (Ankle Lock) by 77.
VIP: Donald Dinero defeated Ross Perot at 1:58 (Side Slam) by 118.
VIRUS: Norovirus destroyed VIP: Chester Springs at 29:10 (Superplex) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned VIRUS: Cow Pox at 27:55 (Rip Current) by 5 (non-title).
SOS: Wrath, Sloth, and Prejudice* annihilated SOS: Shane Gretsky*, Pimple, and Lust at 17:48 (And Zombies) by 8.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat VIP: Christopher Moltisanti at 48:43 (Rip Current) by 6.

Card 3: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 11,289)

SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled Tom Arnold at 3:45 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100.
SOS: Scott Commodity over Lady Gaga at 4:54 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
VIRUS: Rectal annihilated SOS: Rash at 28:16 (Boston Crab) by 3.
VIP: Donald Dinero destroyed Fred Merkle at 2:17 (DDT) by 168.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Ross Perot at 4:28 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
SOS: Garth String defeated VIP: Christopher Moltisanti at 28:14 (Another One) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed VIRUS: Horse Pox at 16:30 (Rip Current) by 6 (non-title).
League Six-man titles: SOS: Alabama Doink*, Garth String, and Gary String decked SOS: Shane Gretsky*, Pimple, and Lust at 17:37 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 10.

Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over VIRUS: Cow Pox at 28:05 (Rip Current) by 5.

Card 4: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 10,897)

VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay defeated Tom Arnold at 3:09 (Ankle Lock) by 94.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay beat Lady Gaga at 6:13 (Ankle Lock) by 79.
SOS: Lust destroyed SOS: Rash at 29:26 (Sudden Attraction) by 4.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Fred Merkle at 27:44 (Count Out).
SOS: Scott Commodity destroyed Ross Perot at 2:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 124.
VIRUS: Influenza pinned VIRUS: Zika Virus at 28:04 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked VIP: Chris Currency at 16:53 (Rip Current) by 10.
VIP: The MVP Jimmy Rollins, Big Bad Joe Blanton*, and "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams outmuscled SOS: Shane Gretsky*, Pimple, and Lust at 22:04 (Boston Crab) by 8.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over VIRUS: Strep Throat at 21:03 (Rip Current) by 6.

Card 5: Held in Pisa (Attendance: 12,346)

SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned SOS: Javy Jaggar at 28:15 (Rip Current) by 5 (non-title).
VIP: Donald Dinero pinned Taylor Swift at 2:08 (Side Slam) by 119.
VIRUS: HIV bested SOS: Rash at 29:25 (Superplex) by 2.
SOS: Scott Commodity won over Fred Merkle at 1:28 (Backbreaker) by 173.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay pinned Ross Perot at 3:36 (Ankle Lock) by 118.
VIRUS: Horse Pox won over VIRUS: Patrick at 29:53 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked VIP: Donald Dinero at 18:08 (Rip Current) by 7.
VIP: The MVP Jimmy Rollins, Big Bad Joe Blanton*, and "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams decked VIRUS: The Smog*, Bootylicious, and Wicked Clown at 12:10 (Boston Crab) by 11 (Guest Referee: SOS: Gill T).
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over SOS: Rash at 34:31 (Rip Current) by 9.

Card 6: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 14,758)

SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled SOS: Dark Messyer at 27:53 (Rip Current) by 5 (non-title).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Taylor Swift at 1:16 (Side Slam) by 119.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated SOS: Rash at 15:35 (Rip Current) by 9 (non-title).
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay beat Fred Merkle at 2:16 (DDT) by 168.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated SOS: Wrath at 28:33 (Rip Current) by 5 (non-title).
VIP: Christopher Moltisanti pinned VIRUS: Humpty Hump at 27:32 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned VIRUS: Candyman at 27:54 (Rip Current) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled VIP: Chester Springs at 25:16 (Rip Current) by 6.

Card 7: Held in Talladega (Attendance: 5,572)

SOS: Shane Gretsky destroyed VIP: Chester Springs at 27:53 (The Slap Shot) by 3.
SOS: Scott Commodity beat Taylor Swift at 1:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 125.
VIP: Donald Dinero bested SOS: Rash at 27:55 (Boston Crab) by 2.
VIP: Donald Dinero destroyed Chris Webber at 4:35 (Side Slam) by 90.
VIRUS: Pink Eye drew VIRUS: Horse Pox at 2:56 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS: Cow Pox destroyed VIRUS: Shingles at 29:28 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated SOS: Scott Commodity at 29:13 (Rip Current) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed SOS: Greed at 17:54 (Rip Current) by 9.

Card 8: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 13,514)

VIP: Donald Dinero annihilated Hugh Grant at 1:14 (Side Slam) by 100.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay won over Taylor Swift at 2:45 (Ankle Lock) by 119.
Mid-Atlantic title: VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk annihilated SOS: Rash at 29:14 (Superplex) by 5.

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Chris Webber at 3:40 (Side Slam) by 90.
VIRUS: The Smog overpowered SOS: Greed at 28:09 (Toxic Gas) by 2.
SOS: Gary String tied VIRUS: Influenza (Time Limit).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 6:06 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled VIRUS: Horse Pox at 46:33 (Rip Current) by 6.

Card 9: Held in Trenton (Attendance: 6,895)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Hugh Grant at 1:45 (Side Slam) by 100.
VIP: Donald Dinero bested Mama June at 0:56 (Side Slam) by 112.
SOS: Rash outmuscled VIRUS: Wicked Clown at 29:19 (Intense Itching) by 2.
SOS: Scott Commodity decked Chris Webber at 2:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 96.
VIRUS: Horse Pox outmuscled SOS: Sloth at 29:41 (Boston Crab) by 2.
Central Plains title: SOS: Preston James pinned VIP: Christopher Moltisanti at 27:57 (Prank Call) by 2.

SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee at 21:33 (Rip Current) by 9 (non-title).
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee at 16:47 (Rip Current) by 9.

Card 10: Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 16,548)

SOS: Scott Commodity destroyed Hugh Grant at 1:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 106.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Mama June at 11:30 (Count Out).
SOS: Rash over VIP: Aston Martin at 0:57 (Disqualification: hit ref).
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay decked Chris Webber at 6:12 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
VIRUS: Horse Pox pinned VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 28:45 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested VIP: Christopher Moltisanti at 23:52 (Rip Current) by 6 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 23:10 (Rip Current) by 7.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade over VIP/CTI: Herosaki at 11:09 (Count Out).

Card 11: Held in Rapid City (Attendance: 19,747)

VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay destroyed Hugh Grant at 1:49 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
SOS: Scott Commodity defeated Mama June at 1:13 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 118.
SOS: Rash over VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 4:24 (Disqualification: used powder).
VIP: Donald Dinero beat Leon Lett at 2:26 (Side Slam) by 90.
VIRUS: Family Jewels overpowered SOS: Greed at 27:23 (Superplex) by 2.
VIP: Christopher Moltisanti destroyed VIP: Samuel Shekels at 29:24 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over VIP/CTI: Herosaki at 3:59 (Count Out) (non-title).
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat VIRUS: Influenza at 21:17 (Rip Current) by 7.

Card 12: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 7,682)

VIP: Donald Dinero bested Lil' Baby at 1:34 (Side Slam) by 95.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay bested Mama June at 3:56 (Ankle Lock) by 112.
VIP: "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams decked SOS: Rash at 27:47 (Death Valley Driver) by 3.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Leon Lett at 5:47 (Side Slam) by 90.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested SOS: Greed at 17:16 (Rip Current) by 9 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell at 3:31 (Disqualification: nail file) (non-title).
VIRUS: Cow Pox annihilated VIRUS: Yellow Fever at 29:11 (Boston Crab) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 39:00 (Rip Current) by 5.

Card 13: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 18,873)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Lil' Baby at 4:12 (Count Out).
VIP: Donald Dinero decked Richard Hatch at 4:01 (Side Slam) by 92.
VIP: Donald Dinero outmuscled Khloe Kardashian at 2:36 (Side Slam) by 105.
SOS: Scott Commodity bested Leon Lett at 5:26 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 96.
Pacific Northwest title: VIP: Stan Stacks bested SOS: Greed at 27:19 (Death Valley Driver) by 2.

Southwest title: SOS: Irma Gerd over VIP/CTI: Herosaki at 7:02 (Count Out).

VIRUS: Cow Pox won over VIRUS: Spanish Flu at 27:33 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 40:30 (Rip Current) by 8.

Card 14: Held in Dover (Attendance: 7,053)

SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled Lil' Baby at 3:46 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Richard Hatch at 9:21 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Khloe Kardashian at 6:02 (Count Out).
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay beat Leon Lett at 4:54 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
SOS: Greed tied VIP: Breaking Benjamin Carver at 10:12 (Double Disqualification).
East Coast title: SOS: LE Williams won over VIRUS: Cow Pox at 28:26 (Ball And Chain) by 1.

VIRUS: Cow Pox decked VIP: Chris Currency at 27:31 (Boston Crab) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed VIRUS: Gone Aria at 41:24 (Rip Current) by 9.

Card 15: Held in Reno (Attendance: 5,572)

VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay overpowered Lil' Baby at 3:41 (Ankle Lock) by 95.
SOS: Scott Commodity annihilated Richard Hatch at 4:49 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 98.
SOS: Scott Commodity over Khloe Kardashian at 3:13 (Disqualification: hit ref).
VIP: Donald Dinero beat Gary Anderson at 4:56 (Rib Breaker) by 85.
Northeast title: SOS: Gluttony annihilated VIP: Chester Springs at 21:50 (Pig Out) by 6.

SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked VIRUS: Squidward at 23:32 (Rip Current) by 9 (non-title).
VIRUS: Cow Pox outmuscled VIP: "Money" Mike Bugatti at 13:19 (Boston Crab) by 19.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 40:27 (Rip Current) by 7.

Card 16: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 12,438)

VIP: Donald Dinero annihilated Vanilla Ice at 2:05 (Side Slam) by 137.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay overpowered Richard Hatch at 6:41 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay outmuscled Khloe Kardashian at 1:05 (Ankle Lock) by 105.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Gary Anderson at 6:38 (Rib Breaker) by 85.
VIRUS: Tonsillitis drew VIRUS: Cow Pox at 5:39 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled VIRUS: Chlamydia at 15:48 (Rip Current) by 9.
VIRUS: Cow Pox destroyed VIP: Breaking Benjamin Carver at 29:59 (Boston Crab) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered VIP: Donald Dinero at 15:20 (Rip Current) by 7.

Card 17: Held in Cologne (Attendance: 5,868)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Vanilla Ice at 0:56 (Side Slam) by 137.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over SOS: Zitz at 27:24 (Rip Current) by 3 (non-title).
VIP: Donald Dinero outmuscled Drita D'Avanzo at 6:32 (Side Slam) by 72.
SOS: Scott Commodity bested Gary Anderson at 3:46 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 82.
VIRUS: Strep Throat won over VIRUS: Gynecologists at 29:14 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered SOS: Prejudice at 18:11 (Rip Current) by 8 (non-title).
VIRUS: Cow Pox won over VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 29:28 (Boston Crab) by 2.

Card 18: Held in Dallas (Attendance: 13,674)

SOS: Scott Commodity beat Vanilla Ice at 1:19 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 143.
VIP: Donald Dinero destroyed Andy Herren at 3:43 (Side Slam) by 107.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked Drita D'Avanzo at 4:09 (Side Slam) by 72.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay bested Gary Anderson at 5:38 (Rib Breaker) by 85.
Great Lakes title: SOS: Gill T decked VIRUS: Strep Throat at 16:48 (Guilty Verdict) by 6.

VIRUS: Influenza beat VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 29:13 (Boston Crab) by 2.
VIP: Gavin Greenbacks outmuscled VIRUS: Horse Pox at 21:43 (Boston Crab) by 6.

Card 19: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 14,976)

VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay decked Vanilla Ice at 1:50 (Ankle Lock) by 137.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Andy Herren at 2:04 (Side Slam) by 107.
SOS: Scott Commodity over Drita D'Avanzo at 4:30 (Count Out).
SOS: Pimple bested VIRUS: Strep Throat at 28:08 (The Popper) by 3.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated VIRUS: Strep Throat at 23:26 (Rip Current) by 6 (non-title).
Southeast title: SOS: Envy overpowered VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee at 16:27 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 6.

Rocky Mountains title: VIP: Big Bad Joe Blanton outmuscled VIRUS: Horse Pox at 20:41 (Boston Crab) by 7.

Card 20: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 15,445)

VIP: Donald Dinero beat Lizzo at 5:09 (Side Slam) by 65.
SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled Andy Herren at 1:56 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay beat Drita D'Avanzo at 3:24 (Ankle Lock) by 72.
VIP: Donald Dinero pinned Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:47 (Side Slam) by 143.
VIRUS: Strep Throat decked VIRUS: Swine Flu at 29:11 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron drew SOS: Lifeguard Wade (Time Limit) (non-title).
VIP: "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams over VIP/CTI: Herosaki at 0:44 (Count Out).

Card 21: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 5,181)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Lizzo at 4:30 (Side Slam) by 65.
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay annihilated Andy Herren at 4:25 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Andres Escobar at 6:20 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 78.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 1:18 (Side Slam) by 143.
VIP: Lex Lotus destroyed VIRUS: Strep Throat at 28:12 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed VIRUS: Influenza at 16:46 (Rip Current) by 7 (non-title).
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* decked VIRUS: Strep Throat and Influenza* at 11:45 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 12.

Card 22: Held in Cheyenne (Attendance: 8,078)

SOS: Scott Commodity pinned Lizzo at 5:54 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 71.
VIP: Donald Dinero destroyed Josh Duggar at 0:22 (Boston Crab) by 170.
VIP: Donald Dinero overpowered Andres Escobar at 5:02 (Side Slam) by 77.
SOS: Scott Commodity over Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 4:58 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Strep Throat outmuscled VIP: "Money" Mike Bugatti at 8:50 (Boston Crab) by 18.
VIRUS: Influenza tied VIP: Donald Dinero at 2:50 (No Contest).
League Tag-team titles: VIP: Big Bad Joe Blanton* and "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams decked SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* at 15:28 (Boston Crab) by 11 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Tom A. Hawk).

Card 23: Held in Tehran (Attendance: 18,054)

VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay destroyed Lizzo at 7:16 (Ankle Lock) by 65.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Josh Duggar at 0:38 (Chicken Hunting) by 169.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Andres Escobar at 1:21 (Disqualification: used powder).
VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay won over Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 1:52 (Ankle Lock) by 143.
VIRUS: Cow Pox destroyed SOS: Alabama Doink at 28:20 (Boston Crab) by 2.
VIRUS: Influenza drew VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 11:38 (No Contest).
VIP: Big Bad Joe Blanton* and "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams over VIRUS: Strep Throat* and Influenza at 15:13 (Disqualification: nail file).

Battle Royal: Held in Bagdad (Attendance: 5,678)

VIP: Stan Stacks was paid $1,000 when VIP: Gavin Greenbacks threw him out of the ring.
VIP: Gavin Greenbacks won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

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