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BULLETIN #248 -- HOLIDAYS 2021

Card 1: Held in Quebec (Attendance: 8,720)

VIRUS: Chlamydia annihilated Tom Arnold at 2:57 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 79.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked Lil' Baby at 6:00 (Chickenwing) by 85 (non-title).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Richard Hatch at 3:01 (Chickenwing) by 96 (non-title).
VIRUS: Chlamydia outmuscled Fred Merkle at 0:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 161.
VIRUS: Protozoa won over SOS: Lust at 28:58 (Boston Crab) by 4.
VIRUS: Gynecologists outmuscled VIRUS: HIV at 29:44 (Boston Crab) by 3.
VIRUS: Chlamydia beat VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 18:15 (Boston Crab) by 8.
Main event: VIRUS: Tonsillitis beat VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 44:02 (Boston Crab) by 3.

Card 2: Held in Harrisburg (Attendance: 3,975)

SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Tom Arnold at 2:50 (European Uppercut) by 78.
VIRUS: Chlamydia defeated Vanilla Ice at 4:28 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 103.
VIRUS: HIV won over SOS: Zitz at 29:45 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Fred Merkle at 1:05 (Piledriver) by 159.
VIRUS: Protozoa beat VIRUS: Swine Flu at 20:23 (Boston Crab) by 6.
VIRUS: Spanish Flu outmuscled VIRUS: Rectal at 18:37 (Boston Crab) by 7.
SOS: Prejudice pinned VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 29:00 (And Zombies) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS: Tonsillitis annihilated VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 54:55 (Boston Crab) by 2.

Card 3: Held in Trenton (Attendance: 5,240)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Tom Arnold at 1:25 (Backbreaker) by 174 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Vanilla Ice at 2:50 (European Uppercut) by 102.
VIRUS: Chlamydia won over Andy Herren at 2:23 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Fred Merkle at 1:26 (Backbreaker) by 153 (non-title).
VIRUS: Protozoa destroyed VIRUS: Cow Pox at 12:46 (Boston Crab) by 13.
SOS: Garth String annihilated SOS: Irma Gerd at 27:03 (Another One) by 2.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 won over SOS: Prejudice at 28:18 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: Spanish Flu pinned VIRUS: Tonsillitis at 39:07 (Boston Crab) by 4.

Card 4: Held in Budapest (Attendance: 9,272)

VIRUS: Patrick outmuscled SOS: Javy Jaggar at 29:50 (Boston Crab) by 5.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Vanilla Ice at 2:17 (Chickenwing) by 101 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Andy Herren at 3:21 (European Uppercut) by 112.
VIRUS: Chlamydia pinned Chris Webber at 6:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 95.
VIRUS: Protozoa outmuscled VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 28:13 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS: Garth String overpowered VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 27:13 (Another One) by 5.
VIRUS: Striker Jedi bested SOS: Preston James at 29:08 (DDT) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS: Spanish Flu beat VIRUS: Shingles at 39:04 (Boston Crab) by 3.

Card 5: Held in Crete (Attendance: 4,927)

VIRUS: Humpty Hump beat SOS: Dark Messyer at 24:01 (Boston Crab) by 7.
VIRUS: Chlamydia outmuscled Lizzo at 4:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 67.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Andy Herren at 3:16 (Chickenwing) by 111 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Chris Webber at 6:05 (European Uppercut) by 94.
VIRUS: Protozoa won over VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 24:31 (Boston Crab) by 9.
SOS: Garth String bested VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 15:22 (Another One) by 8.
VIRUS: Spanish Flu annihilated VIRUS: Influenza at 28:30 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS: Protozoa annihilated VIRUS: Spanish Flu at 44:03 (Boston Crab) by 2.

Card 6: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 6,082)

SOS: Shane Gretsky overpowered SOS: Prejudice at 28:01 (The Slap Shot) by 3.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Lizzo at 6:13 (European Uppercut) by 66.
VIRUS: Chlamydia pinned Josh Duggar at 1:08 (Boston Crab) by 175.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Chris Webber at 2:14 (Chickenwing) by 93 (non-title).
VIRUS: Chlamydia over Ross Perot at 2:19 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Patrick overpowered SOS: Envy at 15:28 (Boston Crab) by 6.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 19:40 (Rip Current) by 6.
Main event: VIRUS: Charred Nightmare drew VIRUS: Protozoa at 11:33 (Double Count Out).

Card 7: Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 4,275)

VIRUS: Charred Nightmare defeated SOS: Rash at 21:13 (Boston Crab) by 8.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Lizzo at 3:50 (Chickenwing) by 65 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Josh Duggar at 0:20 (Rip Current) by 173.
VIRUS: Chlamydia annihilated Leon Lett at 4:07 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 98.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Ross Perot at 5:13 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Patrick pinned VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1 at 16:09 (Boston Crab) by 10.
VIRUS: Spanish Flu overpowered VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 16:17 (Boston Crab) by 7.
Main event: VIRUS: Protozoa pinned VIRUS: HIV at 43:44 (Boston Crab) by 3.

Card 8: Held in Fredericksburg (Attendance: 9,683)

Northeast title: SOS: Gluttony destroyed VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 28:04 (Pig Out) by 4.
VIRUS: Chlamydia beat Lady Gaga at 5:41 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 67.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Josh Duggar at 0:42 (Chicken Hunting) by 167 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Leon Lett at 3:36 (European Uppercut) by 97.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Ross Perot at 4:33 (Count Out) (non-title).
TV title: VIRUS: Patrick bested VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 20:36 (Boston Crab) by 10.

VIRUS: Wicked Clown overpowered VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 28:01 (Bad Mojo!) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS: Protozoa defeated SOS: Prejudice at 48:33 (Boston Crab) by 8.

Card 9: Held in Manhattan (Attendance: 8,632)

VIRUS: Charred Nightmare bested VIRUS: Bootylicious at 16:34 (Boston Crab) by 8.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Lady Gaga at 3:27 (European Uppercut) by 66.
VIRUS: Chlamydia destroyed Khloe Kardashian at 4:35 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 121.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked Leon Lett at 3:10 (Chickenwing) by 96 (non-title).
VIRUS: Humpty Hump beat SOS: Wrath at 17:35 (Boston Crab) by 8.
VIRUS: Humpty Hump decked VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 19:32 (Boston Crab) by 13 (non-title).
VIRUS: Candyman overpowered VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 29:14 (Butterfinger) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS: Humpty Hump pinned VIRUS: Protozoa at 31:37 (Boston Crab) by 4.

Card 10: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 8,804)

VIRUS: Charred Nightmare destroyed VIRUS: Zika Virus at 22:42 (Boston Crab) by 6.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Lady Gaga at 4:45 (Chickenwing) by 65 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Khloe Kardashian at 1:38 (European Uppercut) by 120.
VIRUS: Chlamydia destroyed Gary Anderson at 7:55 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 67.
VIRUS: Spanish Flu won over VIRUS: Pink Eye at 28:20 (Boston Crab) by 3.
VIRUS: Humpty Hump annihilated VIRUS: Mike Eaves at 19:22 (Boston Crab) by 14.
SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* destroyed SOS: Lust* and Prejudice at 7:57 (Side Slam) by 15.
Main event: VIRUS: Humpty Hump overpowered VIRUS: Patrick at 52:06 (Boston Crab) by 3.

Card 11: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 3,105)

VIRUS: Charred Nightmare defeated VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 27:49 (Boston Crab) by 5.
VIRUS: Chlamydia overpowered Taylor Swift at 2:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Khloe Kardashian at 4:02 (Chickenwing) by 119 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Gary Anderson at 5:49 (European Uppercut) by 66.
VIRUS: Gone Aria pinned VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 27:16 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Great Lakes title: SOS: Gill T overpowered VIRUS: Shingles at 27:53 (Guilty Verdict) by 5.

SOS: Shane Gretsky and Zitz* defeated SOS: Lust* and Prejudice at 15:39 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 21.
Main event: VIRUS: Humpty Hump destroyed SOS: Garth String at 49:54 (Boston Crab) by 5.

Card 12: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 7,668)

VIRUS: Charred Nightmare decked VIRUS: Horse Pox at 27:29 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Taylor Swift at 1:20 (European Uppercut) by 108.
VIRUS: Chlamydia beat Drita D'Avanzo at 6:48 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Gary Anderson at 5:11 (Chickenwing) by 65 (non-title).
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Sloth annihilated SOS: Prejudice at 28:27 (The Pig Pen) by 5.

VIRUS: Shingles bested VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 27:58 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS: Rash and Pimple* decked SOS: Lust* and Prejudice at 10:59 (The Popper) by 19.
Main event: VIRUS: Humpty Hump beat SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 43:17 (Boston Crab) by 10.

Card 13: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 3,160)

VIRUS: Charred Nightmare won over VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 18:51 (Boston Crab) by 9.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Taylor Swift at 2:53 (Chickenwing) by 107 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Drita D'Avanzo at 1:17 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
VIRUS: Protozoa won over SOS: Pimple at 19:12 (Boston Crab) by 7.
VIRUS: Cactus Sac defeated VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 28:47 (Boston Crab) by 4.
Central Plains title: SOS: Gary String decked VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 28:16 (Another Bad Pun?) by 2.

SOS: Wrath and Sloth* over SOS: Lust* and Prejudice at 2:50 (Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS: Humpty Hump defeated VIRUS: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 39:32 (Boston Crab) by 9.

Card 14: Held in Miami (Attendance: 5,181)

VIRUS: Chlamydia over Hugh Grant at 1:41 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Chlamydia overpowered Mama June at 2:52 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 110.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Drita D'Avanzo at 6:03 (Chickenwing) by 74 (non-title).
VIRUS: Chlamydia bested Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 1:31 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 131.
VIRUS: HIV beat SOS: Greed at 29:46 (Boston Crab) by 1.
VIRUS: HIV pinned VIRUS: Squidward at 19:59 (Boston Crab) by 6.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Greed and Irma Gerd* over SOS: Lust* and Prejudice at 15:49 (Count Out).

Main event: VIRUS: Humpty Hump beat VIRUS: Gone Aria at 32:12 (Boston Crab) by 12.

Card 15: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 2,342)

SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Hugh Grant at 2:27 (Count Out).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Mama June at 0:35 (European Uppercut) by 109.
VIRUS: Chlamydia annihilated Andres Escobar at 6:34 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 80.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 0:43 (European Uppercut) by 130.
SOS: Garth String bested VIRUS: Strep Throat at 15:22 (Another One) by 9.
Pacific Northwest title: VIRUS: Yellow Fever outmuscled VIRUS: HIV at 16:25 (Boston Crab) by 6.

SOS: Alabama Doink and "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* overpowered SOS: Lust* and Prejudice at 9:47 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 17 (Guest Referee: SOS: Oma Gerd).
Main event: VIRUS: Humpty Hump defeated VIRUS: Chlamydia at 53:41 (Boston Crab) by 5.

Card 16: Held in Muskegon (Attendance: 3,400)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Hugh Grant at 2:32 (Count Out) (non-title).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Mama June at 3:00 (Chickenwing) by 108 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Andres Escobar at 2:04 (European Uppercut) by 79.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster beat Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 1:14 (Chickenwing) by 129 (non-title).
VIRUS: Shingles pinned SOS: Alabama Doink at 27:55 (Boston Crab) by 1.
VIRUS: HIV won over VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 15:06 (Boston Crab) by 6.
SOS: Gary String and Envy* overpowered SOS: Lust* and Prejudice at 10:57 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 17 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Gone Aria).
Main event: VIRUS: Humpty Hump outmuscled SOS: Scott Commodity at 22:14 (Boston Crab) by 13.

Card 17: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 6,455)

VIRUS: Chlamydia won over Lil' Baby at 4:41 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 87.
VIRUS: Chlamydia won over Richard Hatch at 5:02 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 98.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Andres Escobar at 2:51 (Chickenwing) by 78 (non-title).
VIRUS: Protozoa bested VIRUS: The Smog at 21:21 (Boston Crab) by 10.
VIRUS: Spanish Flu outmuscled SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 27:48 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 29:02 (Oma Gosh) by 4.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Lust* and Prejudice outmuscled VIRUS: Squidward and Sponge Bob* at 27:27 (Sudden Attraction) by 1.

Card 18: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 9,679)

SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated Lil' Baby at 5:04 (European Uppercut) by 86.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Richard Hatch at 2:10 (European Uppercut) by 97.
VIRUS: Striker Jedi overpowered Andres Escobar at 4:28 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 78.
VIRUS: Protozoa beat VIRUS: Family Jewels at 27:51 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS: Garth String defeated VIRUS: Norovirus at 19:04 (Another One) by 6.
East Coast title: SOS: LE Williams defeated VIRUS: Spanish Flu at 28:23 (Ball And Chain) by 3.

Battle Royal: Held in Denver (Attendance: 6,897)

VIRUS: Striker Jedi got $1,000 when VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 catapulted him out.
VIRUS: Charred Nightmare took $1,100 when he was thrown out by VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 won the COL battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

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