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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #317 -- JANUARY 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Staten Island (Attendance: 1,741) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Tom Arnold in 12 at 1:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 175.
Southwest title: COT: Cactus Jack White bested VIRUS/?: Rectal at 15:33 (Icky Thump) by 12.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Andy Herren in 6 at 2:05 (Headlock) by 110.
VIRUS/?: Bootylicious outmuscled SOS: Pimple at 29:41 (Boston Crab) by 5.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser destroyed SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 28:13 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 2.
CURE/VD: HIV beat SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 15:46 (Boston Crab) by 9.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated SOS: Scott Commodity at 28:34 (Rip Current) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Javy Jaggar outmuscled SOS: Scott Commodity at 50:39 (The Five Hole) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Reno (Attendance: 9,762) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:28 (Chickenwing) by 75.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Vanilla Ice in 6 at 3:21 (Headlock) by 108.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Andy Herren in 6 at 3:55 (Chickenwing) by 108.
Rocky Mountains title: CURE/VD: HIV outmuscled SOS: Pimple at 14:06 (Boston Crab) by 14.
COT: Hunter Downe outmuscled CURE/VD: Norovirus at 28:49 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 3.
COT: Crawdad Overlord won over SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 24:09 (A Hero is Me) by 7.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated SOS: Scott Commodity at 24:01 (Chicken Hunting) by 8.
Main event: SOS: Prejudice overpowered SOS: Javy Jaggar at 38:44 (And Zombies) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 7,537) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar over Josh Duggar in 1 at 6:53 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 7:29 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Josh Duggar in 1 at 2:01 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
COT: Bad Norman decked SOS: Pimple at 17:07 (Triple Crown Beatdown) by 10 (Guest Referee: COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay).
VIRUS/?: Gynecologists bested VIRUS/?: Rectal at 15:51 (Boston Crab) by 8.
SOS: Scott Commodity beat SOS: Oma Gerd at 27:34 (Hey-Lo) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown annihilated SOS: Scott Commodity at 17:37 (Bad Mojo!) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Prejudice overpowered SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 50:02 (And Zombies) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in New York City (Attendance: 4,945) |
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COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay pinned SOS: Prejudice at 27:04 (It's Burnt!) by 4.
COT: Davey Jameis beat VIRUS: The Rev Daniel Myers at 19:51 (The Buyout) by 14.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Josh Duggar in 12 at 0:39 (DDT) by 153.
COT: Jack Tupp defeated SOS: Pimple at 23:11 (Jackhammer) by 9.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture pinned VIRUS/?: Rectal at 27:32 (Vulture Claw) by 3.
COT: Davey Jameis outmuscled SOS: Gill T at 10:04 (The Buyout) by 12.
CURE/VD: Candyman annihilated SOS: Scott Commodity at 24:02 (Butterfinger) by 6.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis pinned SOS: Prejudice at 38:50 (The Buyout) by 9. |
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| Card 5: Held in Wilmington (Attendance: 6,104) |
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COT: Blue J. Foyt decked SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 29:43 (Bit of a Stretch) by 4.
SOS: Prejudice won over VIRUS: The Rev Daniel Myers at 27:29 (And Zombies) by 5.
SOS: Scott Commodity over Josh Duggar in 1 at 2:50 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title).
C4/Destroyer: Eagle decked SOS: Pimple at 17:08 (Eagle Claw) by 7.
COT: Petey LaFlame annihilated VIRUS/?: Rectal at 24:58 (For Johnny) by 9.
COT: Davey Jameis annihilated C4/Destroyer: Condor at 16:37 (The Buyout) by 9.
SOS: Scott Commodity drew VIRUS/?: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 4:20 (No Contest).
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis beat SOS: Garth String at 34:12 (The Buyout) by 14. |
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| Card 6: Held in Gander (Attendance: 2,318) |
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COT: Lark Martin bested SOS: Garth String at 16:01 (Valvoline Express) by 9.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron overpowered VIRUS: The Rev Daniel Myers at 29:14 (High Tide) by 3.
SOS: Rash annihilated SOS: Garth String at 19:18 (Intense Itching) by 9.
SOS: Scott Commodity bested SOS: Pimple at 27:15 (Hey-Lo) by 1.
SOS: Envy overpowered VIRUS/?: Rectal at 15:05 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 7.
COT: Davey Jameis beat SOS: Scott Commodity at 14:26 (The Buyout) by 15 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Rash destroyed SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* at 28:03 (The Slap Shot) by 4.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis won over COT: Quail Earnhardt at 22:30 (The Buyout) by 7. |
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| Card 7: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 9,274) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer defeated SOS: Pimple at 15:13 (The Cross Check) by 8.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Lizzo in 6 at 5:01 (Headlock) by 59.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:43 (Headlock) by 113.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 1 at 6:00 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu decked VIRUS/?: Rectal at 27:43 (Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS: LE Williams pinned SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:58 (Ball And Chain) by 2.
SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* beat VIRUS: The Rev Daniel Myers and The Rev JayAre Myers* at 16:31 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 9.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis outmuscled COT: Hunter Downe at 35:17 (The Buyout) by 9. |
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| Card 8: Held in Vienna (Attendance: 7,514) |
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Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Shane Gretsky outmuscled COT: Hunter Downe at 29:30 (The Slap Shot) by 5.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Lizzo in 6 at 5:07 (Chickenwing) by 57.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Khloe Kardashian in 2 at 5:50 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 0:45 (Chickenwing) by 109.
COT: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk annihilated VIRUS/?: Rectal at 27:09 (The Knife's Edge) by 4.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated SOS: Scott Commodity at 29:58 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* outmuscled SOS: Sloth* and "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 27:09 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 2.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis annihilated SOS: Pimple at 13:11 (The Buyout) by 16. |
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| Card 9: Held in Bordeaux (Attendance: 6,207) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt tied SOS: Zitz (Time Limit).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Lady Gaga in 2 at 10:45 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 2:46 (Headlock) by 74.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Martin Van Buren in 1 at 2:26 (Count Out).
VIRUS/?: Rectal overpowered SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:03 (Boston Crab) by 2.
COT: Hoser Downe pinned SOS: Prejudice at 27:07 (Downe & Dirty) by 3.
SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* defeated SOS: Greed* and Gary String at 15:04 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 6.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis beat COT: Runner Downe at 39:50 (The Buyout) by 3. |
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| Card 10: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 9,662) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt won over SOS: Gluttony at 27:30 (The Im-Quailer) by 1.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Lady Gaga in 6 at 4:15 (Chickenwing) by 65.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 2:43 (Chickenwing) by 72.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Martin Van Buren in 6 at 1:38 (Chickenwing) by 86.
VIRUS/?: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson outmuscled SOS: Scott Commodity at 17:47 (Boston Crab) by 11.
SOS: Prejudice annihilated SOS: Preston James at 27:54 (And Zombies) by 4.
SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* won over SOS: Alabama Doink* and Lust at 15:44 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 6.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis bested VIRUS/?: Rectal at 11:11 (The Buyout) by 13. |
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| Card 11: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 5,248) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt decked VIRUS: The Rev JayAre Myers at 21:17 (The Im-Quailer) by 7.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Taylor Swift in 6 at 2:08 (Headlock) by 96.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Fred Merkle in 12 at 2:01 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 151.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Ross Perot in 6 at 1:31 (Headlock) by 114.
SOS: Lust pinned SOS: Garth String at 27:13 (Sudden Attraction) by 2.
CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster annihilated SOS: Prejudice at 15:31 (Boston Crab) by 6.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk won over SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* in 10 at 27:53 (Mounted Punches) by 2.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis annihilated CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 21:53 (The Buyout) by 9. |
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| Card 12: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 7,346) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt outmuscled C4/Destroyer: Falcon at 29:09 (The Im-Quailer) by 2.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Taylor Swift in 6 at 4:35 (Chickenwing) by 94.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Fred Merkle in 12 at 1:05 (DDT) by 158.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Ross Perot in 6 at 4:20 (Chickenwing) by 112.
COT: Devil Kyle won over SOS: Garth String at 21:28 (Off the Grid) by 6.
SOS: Prejudice outmuscled SOS: Scott Commodity at 17:32 (And Zombies) by 6.
SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* pinned VIRUS/?: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Candyman* in 6 at 19:03 (Fallaway Slam) by 10 (Guest Referee: C4/Destroyer: Condor).
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis won over CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 26:57 (The Buyout) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 3,709) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt beat CURE/VD: Candyman at 28:27 (The Im-Quailer) by 2.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Mama June in 6 at 4:50 (Headlock) by 94.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Chris Webber in 6 at 4:12 (Headlock) by 95.
COT: Runner Downe pinned SOS: Wrath at 24:16 (Thrill of the Chase) by 7.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested SOS: Garth String at 28:30 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Central Plains title: COT: Finnabee Pead bested SOS: Prejudice at 17:01 (Ellaminnow) by 6.
SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* decked C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 28:51 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 2.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis bested CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 59:21 (The Buyout) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 5,076) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt defeated SOS: Scott Commodity at 21:47 (The Im-Quailer) by 8.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Mama June in 6 at 4:31 (Chickenwing) by 92.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Chris Webber in 6 at 3:59 (Chickenwing) by 93.
TV title: CURE/VD: Gone Aria destroyed SOS: Scott Commodity at 13:27 (Boston Crab) by 15.
Mid-Atlantic title: COT: The Hooves of Durl decked SOS: Garth String at 17:22 (Jake, Rattle, & Roll) by 12.
COT: Hunter Downe won over C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 27:24 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 1.
VIRUS/?: Bootylicious* and CURE/VD: Spanish Flu defeated VIRUS/?: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Candyman at 27:46 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis beat VIRUS/?: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 42:51 (The Buyout) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 3,426) |
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COT: Kevin Von Erich Clapton beat SOS: Pimple at 10:23 (Cream of the Crop) by 13.
VIRUS/?: Family Jewels defeated Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:26 (Fallaway Slam) by 116.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Leon Lett in 6 at 5:49 (Headlock) by 75.
COT: Davey Jameis pinned CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 27:10 (The Buyout) by 5.
C4/Destroyer: Hawk outmuscled SOS: Garth String at 28:59 (Hawk Claw) by 5.
COT: Hunter Downe won over SOS: Scott Commodity at 16:51 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 6.
VIRUS/?: Family Jewels* and CURE/VD: Norovirus pinned VIRUS/?: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Candyman at 28:56 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria tied COT: Davey Jameis (Time Limit). |
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| Card 16: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 9,534) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Hugh Grant in 6 at 2:15 (Headlock) by 92.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:21 (Headlock) by 116.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Leon Lett in 6 at 4:15 (Chickenwing) by 73.
COT: Runner Downe outmuscled CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 29:44 (Thrill of the Chase) by 2.
SOS: Garth String defeated SOS: Scott Commodity at 28:29 (Another One) by 1.
East Coast title: COT: Bully Ray Cyrus destroyed SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 15:23 (Achy Breaky Heartbreaker) by 11.
TV Tag-team titles: VIRUS/?: Gynecologists* and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk bested VIRUS/?: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Candyman* in 6 at 20:54 (Fallaway Slam) by 10 (Guest Referee: COT: Blue J. Foyt). |
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| Card 17: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 5,987) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Hugh Grant in 6 at 2:05 (Chickenwing) by 90.
SOS: Irma Gerd outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:08 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 119.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Gary Anderson in 2 at 23:12 (Count Out).
COT: Hunter Downe annihilated SOS: Greed at 29:12 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 4.
COT: Runner Downe won over VIRUS/?: Humpty Hump at 29:11 (Thrill of the Chase) by 3.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron destroyed SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:25 (High Tide) by 4.
COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay*, Kevin Von Erich Clapton, and Murder Chef Bobby Slay bested COT: Devil Kyle, Bad Norman, and Petey LaFlame* at 27:49 (Kitchen Nightmare) by 2. |
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| Card 18: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 2,236) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Lil' Baby in 6 at 3:19 (Headlock) by 87.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:17 (Chickenwing) by 114.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Gary Anderson in 7 at 5:35 (Side Slam) by 69.
VIRUS: The Rev JayAre Myers tied SOS: Garth String at 10:48 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Prejudice overpowered COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 28:25 (And Zombies) by 1.
COT: Runner Downe defeated SOS: Scott Commodity at 10:12 (Thrill of the Chase) by 12. |
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| Card 19: Held in San Diego (Attendance: 8,757) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Lil' Baby in 6 at 6:16 (Chickenwing) by 85.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk pinned Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:34 (Rib Breaker) by 125.
SOS: Sloth bested SOS: Pimple at 19:07 (The Pig Pen) by 8.
COT: Davey Jameis defeated SOS: Alabama Doink at 19:46 (The Buyout) by 11.
SOS: Prejudice outmuscled SOS: Gary String at 28:54 (And Zombies) by 5.
CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster won over SOS: Scott Commodity at 13:54 (Boston Crab) by 12. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 4,723) |
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VIRUS: The Rev Daniel Myers nabbed $1,000 when he was flipped into the audience by VIRUS: The Rev JayAre Myers.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard grabbed $1,100 when he was thrown out by VIRUS: The Rev JayAre Myers.
VIRUS: The Rev JayAre Myers and C4/Destroyer: Vulture made $1,200 and $1,300, respectively, when both got hurled into some chairs at ringside by COT: Crawdad Overlord.
COT: Crawdad Overlord was the winner of the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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