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BULLETIN #243 -- SEPTEMBER 2021

Card 1: Held in Gander (Attendance: 6,824)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia bested Tom Arnold at 4:52 (Side Slam) by 73.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Vanilla Ice at 4:23 (Side Slam) by 106.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered Andy Herren at 3:32 (Side Slam) by 110.
SOS: Preston James annihilated Andres Escobar at 3:13 (Headlock) by 104 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster over Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:23 (Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Norovirus drew SOS: Preston James (Time Limit).
SOS: Lifeguard Daron tied VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 at 28:38 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS: Preston James annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Gone Aria at 39:34 (Prank Call) by 1.

Card 2: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 1,793)

SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Tom Arnold at 13:49 (Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia over Lizzo at 9:30 (Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Andy Herren at 4:30 (Side Slam) by 111.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Andres Escobar at 1:49 (Headlock) by 104.
Mid-Atlantic title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Protozoa beat SOS: Lust at 28:13 (Stunner) by 4.

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Gynecologists overpowered SOS: Lust at 27:53 (DDT) by 3.
SOS: Preston James pinned SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 18:33 (Prank Call) by 8.
Main event: SOS: Preston James won over VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 at 35:54 (Prank Call) by 2.

Card 3: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 8,303)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster bested Tom Arnold at 3:25 (Side Slam) by 75.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Lizzo at 3:09 (Side Slam) by 74.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia over Josh Duggar at 3:56 (Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Andres Escobar at 5:33 (Side Slam) by 59.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia won over Ross Perot at 4:55 (Side Slam) by 109.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rectal destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Clown at 27:32 (DDT) by 3.
SOS: Preston James won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Spanish Flu at 21:57 (Prank Call) by 6 (Guest Referee: TAMMY: "Manager of the Decade" Tammy Fytch).
Main event: SOS: Preston James defeated SOS: LE Williams at 35:18 (Prank Call) by 10.

Card 4: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 4,779)

SOS: Javy Jaggar won over Andres Escobar at 4:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 108.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Lizzo at 2:34 (Side Slam) by 75.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated Josh Duggar at 2:51 (Side Slam) by 92.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia beat Fred Merkle at 4:29 (Side Slam) by 79.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated Ross Perot at 1:25 (Side Slam) by 110.
VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson won over SOS: LE Williams at 21:36 (DDT) by 10.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster bested SOS: Preston James at 29:03 (Chicken Hunting) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Preston James bested SOS: Gill T at 55:56 (Prank Call) by 1.

Card 5: Held in Jackson (Attendance: 2,023)

Southeast title: SOS: Prejudice outmuscled SOS: Javy Jaggar at 29:57 (And Zombies) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia defeated Lady Gaga at 3:27 (Side Slam) by 75.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster over Josh Duggar at 8:29 (Count Out).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Fred Merkle at 19:09 (Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Ross Perot at 3:39 (Side Slam) by 111.
VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 annihilated SOS: Garth String at 29:13 (Superplex) by 1.
SOS: Preston James outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Clown at 29:39 (Prank Call) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Preston James won over SOS: Lust at 42:06 (Prank Call) by 3.

Card 6: Held in Bern (Attendance: 5,243)

SOS: Dark Messyer outmuscled Andres Escobar at 0:49 (Fallaway Slam) by 105.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested Lady Gaga at 4:55 (Side Slam) by 76.
SOS: Rash tied SOS: Lust (Time Limit).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster won over Fred Merkle at 2:59 (Side Slam) by 81.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Clown annihilated SOS: Wrath at 28:45 (Bad Mojo!) by 4.
SOS: Irma Gerd won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Patrick at 16:26 (Irma Genius) by 10.
SOS: Preston James destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Candyman at 27:29 (Prank Call) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony decked SOS: Preston James at 53:31 (Pig Out) by 3.

Card 7: Held in Barcelona (Attendance: 3,849)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Family Jewels defeated SOS: Dark Messyer at 28:10 (DDT) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster over Lady Gaga at 5:51 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia over Khloe Kardashian at 12:27 (Disqualification: nail file).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia destroyed Chris Webber at 4:19 (Side Slam) by 102.
East Coast title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Pink Eye bested SOS: LE Williams at 17:01 (Stunner) by 11.

VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 bested VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Humpty Hump at 15:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 11.
League Tag-team titles: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: The Smog* and "Drunk" Terry Flunk annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Strep Throat and Yellow Fever* at 24:05 (Green Mist!) by 6 (Guest Referee: TAMMY: SMW Superstar Tammy Fytch).

Main event: SOS: Gluttony annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Clown at 48:16 (Pig Out) by 6 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Cow Pox).

Card 8: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 4,958)

Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Envy annihilated SOS: Dark Messyer at 18:59 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 6 (Guest Referee: SOS: Gill T).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia decked Taylor Swift at 3:27 (Side Slam) by 107.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Khloe Kardashian at 3:10 (Side Slam) by 114.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Chris Webber at 1:19 (Side Slam) by 103.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: The Smog bested VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Bootylicious at 28:22 (Toxic Gas) by 3.
SOS: Gill T beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Shingles at 27:45 (Guilty Verdict) by 3.
League Six-man titles: SOS: Zitz*, Rash, and Gary String decked SOS: Dark Messyer*, Shane Gretsky, and Pimple at 21:45 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax).

Main event: SOS: Gluttony decked SOS: Dark Messyer at 39:15 (Pig Out) by 8.

Card 9: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 6,500)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Horse Pox pinned SOS: Dark Messyer at 29:32 (Brainbuster) by 3.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Taylor Swift at 0:47 (Side Slam) by 108.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster decked Khloe Kardashian at 0:58 (Side Slam) by 115.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster won over Chris Webber at 0:38 (Side Slam) by 104.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: The Smog pinned SOS: Gary String at 23:54 (Toxic Gas) by 6 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/LPPF: Striker Jedi).
SOS: Lust overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Swine Flu at 28:09 (Sudden Attraction) by 2.
SOS: Zitz*, Rash, and Gary String overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Protozoa*, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Bootylicious, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 22:29 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni).
Main event: SOS: Gluttony pinned SOS: Javy Jaggar at 48:21 (Pig Out) by 5.

Card 10: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 4,941)

SOS: Shane Gretsky tied VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Clown at 6:49 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Taylor Swift at 1:24 (Side Slam) by 109.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia over Drita D'Avanzo at 5:45 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia destroyed Leon Lett at 3:37 (Side Slam) by 91.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: The Smog decked SOS: Preston James at 27:59 (Toxic Gas) by 3.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Cow Pox overpowered SOS: Lust at 28:34 (Stunner) by 2.
SOS: Zitz*, Rash, and Gary String defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Pink Eye*, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Influenza at 29:59 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Irma Gerd won over SOS: Gluttony at 37:04 (Irma Genius) by 2.

Card 11: Held in the East End of London (Attendance: 2,958)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia overpowered Hugh Grant at 4:47 (Side Slam) by 102.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia outmuscled Mama June at 0:52 (Side Slam) by 105.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Drita D'Avanzo at 2:39 (Side Slam) by 75.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested Leon Lett at 4:07 (Side Slam) by 92.
SOS: Preston James bested SOS: Sloth at 28:26 (Prank Call) by 5 (non-title).
SOS: Lust tied VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 8:23 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Zitz*, Rash, and Gary String won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Tonsillitis, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Family Jewels*, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Zika Virus at 18:06 (Side Slam) by 9.
Main event: SOS: Irma Gerd defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: The Smog at 55:02 (Irma Genius) by 2.

Card 12: Held in Dover (Attendance: 6,098)

SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Hugh Grant at 2:39 (Side Slam) by 103.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Mama June at 2:52 (Side Slam) by 106.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster over Drita D'Avanzo at 4:55 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Leon Lett at 3:26 (Side Slam) by 93.
SOS: Preston James decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Cactus Sac at 29:25 (Prank Call) by 2.
SOS: Preston James won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: HIV at 27:59 (Prank Call) by 4.
SOS: Zitz*, Rash, and Gary String destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Strep Throat, VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Humpty Hump, and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Yellow Fever* at 21:53 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 6 (Guest Referee: TAMMY: "Wrestler of the Decade" Boo Bradley).
Main event: SOS: Irma Gerd bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster at 27:35 (Irma Genius) by 4.

Card 13: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 8,346)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Hugh Grant at 3:48 (Side Slam) by 104.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster bested Mama June at 1:16 (Side Slam) by 107.
SOS: Gluttony beat Andres Escobar at 4:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia annihilated Gary Anderson at 2:32 (Side Slam) by 71.
SOS: Greed decked SOS: Preston James at 27:30 (Jackpot) by 1 (non-title).
TV title: SOS: Oma Gerd pinned SOS: Preston James at 28:34 (Oma Gosh) by 3.

SOS: Zitz*, Rash, and Gary String decked VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Gynecologists, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Shingles*, and Swine Flu at 28:13 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Irma Gerd defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia at 55:04 (Irma Genius) by 4.

Card 14: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 2,984)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia outmuscled Lil' Baby at 6:43 (Side Slam) by 82.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia bested Richard Hatch at 0:36 (Side Slam) by 101.
SOS: Lust annihilated Andres Escobar at 3:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Gary Anderson at 7:16 (Count Out).
SOS: Gluttony annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Tonsillitis at 16:53 (Pig Out) by 9.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Influenza destroyed SOS: LE Williams at 23:03 (Brainbuster) by 10.
SOS: Zitz*, Rash, and Gary String outmuscled VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Rectal, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Cow Pox*, and Horse Pox at 28:16 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Irma Gerd beat SOS: Scott Commodity at 16:03 (Irma Genius) by 11.

Card 15: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 7,184)

SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Lil' Baby at 8:00 (Count Out).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Richard Hatch at 1:15 (Side Slam) by 102.
SOS: Irma Gerd defeated Andres Escobar at 6:12 (Side Slam) by 62.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Gary Anderson at 3:11 (Side Slam) by 73.
SOS: Gluttony overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Zika Virus at 21:19 (Pig Out) by 10.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Yellow Fever decked SOS: LE Williams at 21:21 (Stunner) by 7.
SOS: Zitz*, Rash, and Gary String defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Patrick, Squidward, and Sponge Bob* at 27:36 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Irma Gerd overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Candyman at 36:53 (Irma Genius) by 6 (Guest Referee: SOS: Scott Commodity).

Card 16: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 8,947)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster won over Lil' Baby at 5:25 (Side Slam) by 84.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Ringmaster decked Richard Hatch at 2:09 (Side Slam) by 103.
SOS: Gill T overpowered Andres Escobar at 1:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
SOS: Gill T annihilated SOS: Pimple at 27:46 (Guilty Verdict) by 1.
SOS: Gill T won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Strep Throat at 23:15 (Guilty Verdict) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Big Chungus).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Clown annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Squidward at 27:43 (Bad Mojo!) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Irma Gerd won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Cactus Sac at 24:09 (Irma Genius) by 7.

Card 17: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 1,767)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia pinned Vanilla Ice at 4:36 (Side Slam) by 104.
SOS: Gluttony won over SOS: Zitz at 20:23 (Pig Out) by 6 (Guest Referee: TAMMY: Miss USA Tammy Fytch).
SOS: LE Williams decked Andres Escobar at 1:36 (Headlock) by 104.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia over Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 1:51 (Count Out).
SOS: Alabama Doink drew SOS: Preston James (Time Limit) (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia bested SOS: Preston James at 28:04 (Big Splash) by 1.

Card 18: Held in St. Louis (Attendance: 4,194)

SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Vanilla Ice at 2:02 (Side Slam) by 105.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia beat Andy Herren at 2:23 (Side Slam) by 109.
VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Chlamydia decked Andres Escobar at 2:30 (Mounted Punches) by 104.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:44 (Side Slam) by 126.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser beat SOS: LE Williams at 28:55 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 5.
Pacific Northwest title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Sponge Bob annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Wicked Clown at 28:08 (Stunner) by 4.

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