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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #296 -- OCTOBER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 4,819) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested Tom Arnold in 12 at 2:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 187.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Lizzo in 6 at 6:56 (Rib Breaker) by 64.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 3:04 (Rib Breaker) by 68.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Ross Perot in 6 at 0:34 (Rib Breaker) by 107.
CURE/VD: Zika Virus won over SOS: LE Williams at 29:52 (Superplex) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Oddly Muscular Garfield).
CURE: Mike Eaves defeated SOS: Envy at 28:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* outmuscled CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward at 23:03 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: CURE: Striker Jedi decked CURE/VD: Candyman at 45:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 2: Held in Indianapolis (Attendance: 8,618) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Tom Arnold in 12 at 1:17 (Piledriver) by 178.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Lady Gaga in 6 at 4:13 (Headlock) by 70.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Andres Escobar in 6 at 4:26 (Headlock) by 73.
Southeast title: CURE/VD: Pink Eye bested CURE: Mike Eaves at 29:49 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
CURE/VD: Zika Virus destroyed CURE/VD: Sponge Bob at 13:29 (Superplex) by 15.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu won over SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 23:56 (Superplex) by 8.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels* and CURE/VD: Yellow Fever destroyed CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward at 11:28 (Superplex) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: Spanish Flu overpowered CURE: Striker Jedi at 36:41 (Superplex) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 5,380) |
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CURE: Mike Eaves outmuscled Tom Arnold in 12 at 1:44 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 183.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Lady Gaga in 6 at 3:09 (Rib Breaker) by 64.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Andres Escobar in 8 at 2:39 (Headlock) by 101.
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat CURE/VD: The Smog at 29:16 (Superplex) by 5 (Guest Referee: Lindsay Lohan).
CURE/VD: Zika Virus tied CURE: Striker Jedi at 11:20 (No Contest).
CURE/VD: Influenza annihilated CURE: Masked Misfit #1 at 27:36 (Superplex) by 2.
CURE/CTI: Rectal* and CURE/VD: Horse Pox won over CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward at 10:04 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: CURE/VD: Spanish Flu annihilated CURE/VD: Zika Virus at 57:44 (Superplex) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Denver (Attendance: 6,355) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar drew CURE/VD: Patrick at 2:53 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Taylor Swift in 6 at 1:58 (Headlock) by 109.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Fred Merkle in 6 at 6:21 (Headlock) by 92.
CURE: Striker Jedi beat CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 16:41 (Cobra Clutch) by 11.
CURE/VD: Patrick outmuscled CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 18:24 (Superplex) by 10.
CURE: Striker Jedi beat CURE/VD: Influenza at 27:27 (Cobra Clutch) by 4 (non-title).
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Sponge Bob destroyed CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward at 19:19 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox outmuscled CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 53:08 (Superplex) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Homewood (Attendance: 7,141) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer won over SOS: Zitz at 29:49 (The Cross Check) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Taylor Swift in 14 at 2:12 (Cobra Clutch) by 168.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Fred Merkle in 12 at 0:16 (Piledriver) by 155.
SOS: Sloth won over CURE/VD: Influenza at 28:46 (The Pig Pen) by 1.
CURE/VD: Patrick overpowered SOS: Prejudice at 28:27 (Superplex) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade tied CURE: Striker Jedi at 3:16 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Irma Gerd and Envy* annihilated CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward at 7:40 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 15.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox beat CURE/VD: Norovirus at 46:06 (Superplex) by 5 (Guest Referee: SOS: Scott Commodity). |
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| Card 6: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 3,752) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer outmuscled SOS: Wrath at 27:20 (The Cross Check) by 4.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated Mama June in 6 at 1:52 (Headlock) by 115.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Chris Webber in 6 at 4:10 (Headlock) by 100.
CURE: Striker Jedi overpowered CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 29:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
CURE/VD: Patrick outmuscled CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 29:34 (Superplex) by 4.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu won over CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 28:49 (Superplex) by 4.
SOS: Gill T and Lifeguard Daron* defeated CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward at 7:38 (High Tide) by 17.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox defeated CURE/VD: Protozoa at 34:34 (Superplex) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Orlando (Attendance: 4,385) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer outmuscled CURE/CTI: Rectal at 13:26 (The Cross Check) by 13.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Mama June in 6 at 2:45 (Rib Breaker) by 109.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Chris Webber in 6 at 3:50 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat SOS: Gluttony at 29:32 (Superplex) by 3.
CURE: Striker Jedi won over CURE/VD: Patrick at 29:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 4 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Cow Pox defeated CURE/VD: Swine Flu at 24:56 (Superplex) by 7.
League Tag-team titles: CURE/VD: Pink Eye and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious* won over CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever at 22:17 (Superplex) by 8.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox destroyed CURE/VD: Influenza at 29:46 (Superplex) by 8. |
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| Card 8: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 7,017) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer overpowered CURE: Masked Misfit #2 at 29:07 (The Cross Check) by 3.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:02 (Headlock) by 108.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered Leon Lett in 6 at 6:02 (Headlock) by 83.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox destroyed CURE/VD: Tonsillitis in 7 at 20:23 (Side Slam) by 9.
CURE/VD: Influenza defeated CURE/VD: Shingles at 29:20 (Superplex) by 1.
TV title: CURE/VD: Spanish Flu outmuscled CURE: Striker Jedi at 29:51 (Superplex) by 3.
SOS: Greed and Alabama Doink* bested CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever at 15:10 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 6.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox overpowered SOS: Dark Messyer at 44:33 (Superplex) by 5 (Guest Referee: SOS: Preston James). |
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| Card 9: Held in Philadelphia (Attendance: 2,108) |
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CURE: Striker Jedi annihilated SOS: Dark Messyer at 28:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 1 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:48 (Rib Breaker) by 102.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Leon Lett in 6 at 2:25 (Rib Breaker) by 77.
CURE: Striker Jedi outmuscled CURE/VD: Strep Throat at 28:12 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu pinned SOS: Gary String at 16:19 (Superplex) by 8.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox defeated CURE: Striker Jedi at 29:57 (Superplex) by 4 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever bested CURE/VD: Tonsillitis and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* at 28:26 (Superplex) by 2.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox pinned CURE: Mike Eaves at 47:00 (Superplex) by 7. |
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| Card 10: Held in Hollywood (Attendance: 6,964) |
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CURE: Mike Eaves beat SOS: Shane Gretsky at 29:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
CURE: Striker Jedi annihilated Richard Hatch in 6 at 0:39 (Side Slam) by 103 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Gary Anderson in 6 at 5:10 (Headlock) by 80.
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat SOS: Alabama Doink at 27:04 (Superplex) by 4.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu overpowered SOS: Lust at 21:21 (Superplex) by 7.
CURE: Striker Jedi won over CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 18:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 8.
CURE/CTI: Rectal* and CURE/VD: Horse Pox drew CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever at 18:31 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox destroyed CURE/VD: Patrick at 47:55 (Superplex) by 8. |
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| Card 11: Held in Houston (Attendance: 3,744) |
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CURE/VD: Squidward beat CURE: Charred Nightmare at 27:06 (Superplex) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Andy Herren in 6 at 0:36 (Headlock) by 101.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Gary Anderson in 6 at 6:57 (Rib Breaker) by 74.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox beat SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 21:53 (Superplex) by 9.
CURE/VD: HIV tied CURE: Striker Jedi at 6:04 (No Contest).
SOS: Javy Jaggar* and Gary String bested CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever at 16:12 (The Five Hole) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Sponge Bob tied CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever at 2:29 (Double Count Out).
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox defeated CURE/VD: Squidward at 25:06 (Superplex) by 11. |
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| Card 12: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 3,619) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Hugh Grant in 1 at 10:17 (Disqualification: nail file).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Andy Herren in 6 at 3:39 (Rib Breaker) by 95.
CURE/VD: Protozoa pinned SOS: Pimple at 29:03 (Superplex) by 3.
Pacific Northwest title: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious pinned CURE/VD: Influenza at 27:13 (Superplex) by 4.
CURE: Striker Jedi beat SOS: Oma Gerd at 29:42 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Prejudice destroyed CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever at 21:53 (The Slap Shot) by 8.
CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever bested CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward at 11:38 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox destroyed CURE/VD: Strep Throat at 37:08 (Superplex) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 8,696) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Hugh Grant in 1 at 11:26 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Josh Duggar in 6 at 3:31 (Headlock) by 85.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:04 (Headlock) by 121.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels beat CURE/VD: Squidward at 20:24 (Superplex) by 7.
SOS: Irma Gerd annihilated CURE/VD: Squidward at 29:56 (Irma Genius) by 2.
SOS: Zitz* and Sloth decked CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever at 23:39 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 8.
League Six-man titles: SOS: Gluttony*, LE Williams, and Preston James annihilated CURE/CTI: Family Jewels, CURE/VD: Norovirus*, and Zika Virus at 21:46 (Pig Out) by 8.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox beat CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 11:56 (Superplex) by 12. |
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| Card 14: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 3,560) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Lil' Baby in 6 at 4:52 (Headlock) by 102.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Josh Duggar in 12 at 0:53 (Piledriver) by 146.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 3:41 (Rib Breaker) by 115.
Mid-Atlantic title: CURE: Striker Jedi overpowered CURE/VD: Norovirus at 29:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox overpowered SOS: Gill T at 23:25 (Superplex) by 10.
SOS: Rash* and "Pistol" Pez Dispenser overpowered CURE/VD: Influenza* and Yellow Fever at 29:18 (Intense Itching) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox overpowered CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 46:16 (Superplex) by 10. |
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| Card 15: Held in Echo (Attendance: 8,754) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Lil' Baby in 9 at 0:16 (Ankle Lock) by 145.
SOS: Rash drew CURE/VD: Influenza (Time Limit).
CURE/VD: Protozoa pinned SOS: Greed at 18:27 (Superplex) by 7.
CURE/VD: Norovirus won over CURE: Masked Misfit #3 at 29:13 (Superplex) by 4.
West Coast title: SOS: Preston James pinned CURE/VD: Squidward at 22:48 (Prank Call) by 9.
SOS: Pimple* and Garth String beat CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward in 8 at 11:02 (European Uppercut) by 11.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox beat CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 10:16 (Superplex) by 15. |
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| Card 16: Held in Nice (Attendance: 3,750) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:30 (Headlock) by 117.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:52 (Headlock) by 105.
CURE/VD: Protozoa decked CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:47 (Superplex) by 4.
CURE: Mike Eaves pinned CURE/CTI: Gynecologists at 27:25 (Cobra Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Rubber Downe).
CURE/VD: Squidward won over CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 21:08 (Superplex) by 8.
SOS: Wrath and Lust* beat CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward in 10 at 13:17 (Cross-Armbar) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cow Pox outmuscled SOS: Scott Commodity at 31:39 (Superplex) by 2. |
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| Card 17: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 7,675) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Vanilla Ice in 6 at 2:30 (Rib Breaker) by 111.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 5:21 (Rib Breaker) by 99.
CURE/VD: Protozoa annihilated CURE: Striker Jedi at 29:39 (Superplex) by 1.
CURE: Striker Jedi overpowered CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 23:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
CURE: Striker Jedi decked CURE/VD: Squidward at 16:52 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
CURE/VD: Pink Eye* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious beat CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward in 8 at 12:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 13. |
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| Card 18: Held in Lexington (Attendance: 2,060) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Lizzo in 6 at 3:44 (Headlock) by 70.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 2:46 (Headlock) by 74.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered Ross Perot in 6 at 3:04 (Headlock) by 113.
CURE/VD: Zika Virus defeated SOS: Garth String at 29:39 (Superplex) by 3.
CURE: Striker Jedi annihilated CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Gluttony* and LE Williams outmuscled CURE/VD: Protozoa* and Squidward at 14:55 (Pig Out) by 19. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Naples (Attendance: 1,138) |
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CURE: Charred Nightmare won $1,000 after CURE: Mike Eaves catapulted him into his manager at ringside.
CURE: Striker Jedi was awarded a cool $1,100 when CURE: Masked Misfit #1 threw him outside the ring.
CURE: Mike Eaves took a quick $1,200 when CURE: Masked Misfit #2 flung him out.
CURE: Masked Misfit #3 snatched $1,300 after he got thrown over the turnbuckle by CURE: Masked Misfit #1.
CURE: Masked Misfit #2 collected $1,400 after CURE: Masked Misfit #1 catapulted him out.
CURE: Masked Misfit #1 won the COL battle royal and its $40,000 purse. |
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