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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #268 -- FEBRUARY 2023 |
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| Card 1: Held in Rome (Attendance: 2,537) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Tom Arnold at 0:33 (Big Splash) by 182.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Lizzo at 7:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 65.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Andres Escobar at 0:33 (Headlock) by 124.
Northeast title: VIRUS: The Smog won over NME: Mike Eaves at 29:47 (Toxic Gas) by 4.
VIRUS: Horse Pox bested SOS: Garth String at 29:30 (Piledriver) by 1.
VIRUS: Swine Flu beat SOS: Prejudice at 28:23 (Piledriver) by 4.
NME: Mike Eaves outmuscled NME/VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 29:10 (Backbreaker) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Dark Messyer overpowered SOS: Scott Commodity at 31:41 (The Cross Check) by 7. |
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| Card 2: Held in Dover (Attendance: 2,277) |
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VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Tom Arnold at 2:49 (Brainbuster) by 182.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered Lady Gaga at 7:34 (Side Slam) by 62.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Andres Escobar at 3:07 (Headlock) by 123.
VIRUS: Gone Aria bested SOS: Scott Commodity at 17:47 (Piledriver) by 9.
TV title: VIRUS: Patrick won over SOS: Scott Commodity at 18:17 (Piledriver) by 13.
VIRUS: Sponge Bob outmuscled NME: Striker Jedi at 29:20 (Piledriver) by 2.
NME: Mike Eaves won over NME/VIP: Herosaki at 29:46 (Backbreaker) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Dark Messyer pinned NME/VIP: Chester Springs at 42:22 (The Cross Check) by 8. |
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| Card 3: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 6,334) |
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VIRUS: Swine Flu beat SOS: Javy Jaggar at 28:14 (Piledriver) by 2.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Lady Gaga at 6:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 60.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Fred Merkle at 1:45 (Big Splash) by 161.
VIRUS: Shingles defeated SOS: Sloth at 29:18 (Piledriver) by 5.
VIRUS: Patrick outmuscled NME/VIP: "Money" Mike Bugatti at 16:20 (European Uppercut) by 6.
Central Plains title: SOS: Envy annihilated NME/VIP: Chester Springs at 12:02 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 12.
VIRUS: Protozoa* and Gynecologists beat VIRUS: The Smog* and Humpty Hump at 20:58 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu decked SOS: Dark Messyer at 43:24 (Piledriver) by 4. |
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| Card 4: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 9,845) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer defeated EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell at 8:12 (The Cross Check) by 21 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Taylor Swift at 2:32 (Rip Current) by 151.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Fred Merkle at 2:01 (Brainbuster) by 161.
Southwest title: VIRUS: Cactus Sac overpowered NME: Striker Jedi at 27:46 (Superplex) by 4.
NME: Mike Eaves defeated VIRUS: Humpty Hump at 27:13 (Backbreaker) by 3.
VIRUS: Swine Flu defeated SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 28:32 (Piledriver) by 4.
VIRUS: Pink Eye* and Bootylicious outmuscled VIRUS: The Smog* and Humpty Hump at 23:28 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu bested SOS: LE Williams at 33:24 (Piledriver) by 6. |
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| Card 5: Held in Newark (Attendance: 2,160) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky defeated NME/VIP: Chester Springs at 24:18 (The Slap Shot) by 10 (Guest Referee: NME: Charred Nightmare).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Taylor Swift at 1:42 (Chicken Hunting) by 154.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested Chris Webber at 5:32 (Side Slam) by 81.
SOS: Greed tied VIRUS: Patrick at 10:44 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS: Shingles won over SOS: Scott Commodity at 14:01 (Piledriver) by 15 (non-title).
SOS: Preston James beat NME/VIP: Chester Springs at 17:34 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 12.
VIRUS: Cactus Sac* and "Drunk" Terry Flunk annihilated VIRUS: The Smog* and Humpty Hump at 16:43 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu bested NME: Charred Nightmare at 45:09 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Milan (Attendance: 8,281) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered NME: Charred Nightmare at 28:14 (Oma Gosh) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Mama June at 3:43 (Side Slam) by 96.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Chris Webber at 6:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 79.
Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Gluttony bested VIRUS: Horse Pox at 27:45 (Pig Out) by 2.
VIRUS: Shingles beat NME/VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee at 19:43 (Piledriver) by 6.
VIRUS: Influenza tied NME: Mike Eaves (Time Limit).
VIRUS: Strep Throat* and Family Jewels defeated VIRUS: The Smog* and Humpty Hump at 24:27 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu defeated NME: Mike Eaves at 45:17 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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| Card 7: Held in Ozone Park (Attendance: 2,316) |
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NME: Charred Nightmare tied SOS: Gill T at 2:59 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Mama June at 3:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 94.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Leon Lett at 5:54 (Side Slam) by 80.
West Coast title: VIRUS: Tonsillitis defeated VIRUS: Rectal at 18:31 (Piledriver) by 8.
SOS: Gary String decked NME: Mike Eaves at 28:44 (Another Bad Pun?) by 1.
VIRUS: Yellow Fever beat NME/VIP: Chester Springs at 21:58 (Superplex) by 10 (Guest Referee: NME/VIP: Big Bad Joe Blanton).
TV Tag-team titles: VIRUS: Norovirus* and Zika Virus bested VIRUS: The Smog* and Humpty Hump at 13:26 (Superplex) by 15.
Main event: VIRUS: Horse Pox pinned VIRUS: Swine Flu at 48:44 (Piledriver) by 2. |
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| Card 8: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 3,879) |
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NME: Charred Nightmare annihilated VIRUS: Cow Pox at 28:10 (Backbreaker) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Richard Hatch at 2:13 (Side Slam) by 111.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Leon Lett at 1:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 78.
VIRUS: Strep Throat pinned NME: Striker Jedi at 28:56 (Superplex) by 3.
NME: Mike Eaves pinned SOS: Lust at 23:29 (Backbreaker) by 7.
SOS: Scott Commodity decked NME/VIP: Chester Springs at 29:45 (Hey-Lo) by 1.
VIRUS: Squidward* and Sponge Bob pinned VIRUS: The Smog* and Humpty Hump at 20:34 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: VIRUS: Patrick tied VIRUS: Horse Pox at 7:41 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 9: Held in Warsaw (Attendance: 2,400) |
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NME: Charred Nightmare annihilated NME/VIP: Chris Currency at 27:12 (Backbreaker) by 1.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Richard Hatch at 1:17 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 109.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Gary Anderson at 5:23 (Side Slam) by 71.
VIRUS: Shingles defeated SOS: Alabama Doink at 29:27 (Piledriver) by 4.
East Coast title: VIRUS: HIV beat VIRUS: Swine Flu at 27:24 (Piledriver) by 3.
VIRUS: Swine Flu beat SOS: Scott Commodity at 17:11 (Piledriver) by 11.
VIRUS: Influenza and Spanish Flu* overpowered VIRUS: The Smog* and Humpty Hump at 17:15 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles won over VIRUS: Horse Pox at 39:09 (Piledriver) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Montreal (Attendance: 6,755) |
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NME: Charred Nightmare outmuscled NME/VIP: Donald Dinero at 27:15 (Backbreaker) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated Andy Herren at 0:49 (Side Slam) by 103.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Gary Anderson at 10:28 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Patrick won over SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 27:05 (Piledriver) by 3.
SOS: Scott Commodity destroyed EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell at 13:27 (Hey-Lo) by 14 (non-title).
VIRUS: Swine Flu overpowered NME/VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 16:54 (Piledriver) by 6.
VIRUS: Yellow Fever* and Cow Pox won over VIRUS: The Smog* and Humpty Hump at 16:20 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles outmuscled NME: Striker Jedi at 22:53 (Piledriver) by 8. |
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| Card 11: Held in Fort Worth (Attendance: 4,011) |
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NME: Charred Nightmare annihilated NME/VIP: "Money" Mike Bugatti at 21:52 (Backbreaker) by 9.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Andy Herren at 1:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
SOS: Pimple overpowered NME: Striker Jedi at 27:38 (The Popper) by 2.
VIRUS: Bootylicious outmuscled SOS: LE Williams at 28:57 (Piledriver) by 4.
SOS: Irma Gerd beat SOS: LE Williams at 27:16 (Irma Genius) by 5.
VIRUS: Horse Pox decked NME/VIP: Chris Currency at 29:32 (Piledriver) by 4.
SOS: Garth String* and LE Williams drew VIRUS: The Smog* and Humpty Hump at 5:20 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles beat VIRUS: Rectal at 48:54 (Piledriver) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in Providence (Attendance: 5,015) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Hugh Grant at 1:48 (Side Slam) by 78.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Josh Duggar at 0:34 (Big Splash) by 147.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:46 (Side Slam) by 121.
VIRUS: Shingles defeated VIRUS: Family Jewels at 21:11 (Piledriver) by 6.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested SOS: LE Williams at 29:39 (Rip Current) by 2.
VIRUS: Horse Pox overpowered NME/VIP: Donald Dinero at 27:03 (Piledriver) by 5.
SOS: Javy Jaggar, Rash, and Gary String* defeated SOS: Pimple*, Alabama Doink, and Lust at 11:46 (Another Bad Pun?) by 24.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles destroyed SOS: Zitz at 27:59 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 4,805) |
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VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Hugh Grant at 2:59 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 76.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Josh Duggar at 2:04 (Brainbuster) by 147.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 119.
VIRUS: Horse Pox destroyed VIRUS: Norovirus at 27:30 (Piledriver) by 1.
Great Lakes title: VIRUS: Spanish Flu pinned SOS: LE Williams at 24:46 (Superplex) by 6.
VIRUS: Horse Pox outmuscled SOS: Scott Commodity at 10:12 (Piledriver) by 13.
League Six-man titles: SOS: Shane Gretsky*, Sloth, and Prejudice pinned SOS: Pimple*, Alabama Doink, and Lust at 9:12 (The Slap Shot) by 25.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles outmuscled VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 51:31 (Piledriver) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 5,676) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Lil' Baby at 2:15 (Mounted Punches) by 136.
SOS: Rash pinned VIRUS: Rectal at 29:27 (Intense Itching) by 2.
VIRUS: Protozoa destroyed NME/VIP: Chester Springs at 19:07 (Superplex) by 11.
VIRUS: Horse Pox decked VIRUS: Gynecologists at 29:44 (Piledriver) by 4.
VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk pinned SOS: LE Williams at 29:31 (Piledriver) by 5.
NME/VIP: Chris Currency decked SOS: Scott Commodity at 23:45 (Piledriver) by 9.
NME: Charred Nightmare*, Masked Misfit #1, and Masked Misfit #3 destroyed SOS: Pimple*, Alabama Doink, and Lust at 17:37 (Backbreaker) by 12.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles outmuscled VIRUS: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 32:22 (Piledriver) by 8. |
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| Card 15: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 2,383) |
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VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Lil' Baby at 1:49 (Mounted Punches) by 135.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Khloe Kardashian at 3:37 (Side Slam) by 92.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Ross Perot at 3:11 (Side Slam) by 123.
VIRUS: Zika Virus pinned VIRUS: Rectal at 29:47 (Piledriver) by 3.
SOS: LE Williams outmuscled SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:39 (Ball And Chain) by 5.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked SOS: Scott Commodity at 24:19 (Chicken Hunting) by 10 (Guest Referee: Hugh Grant).
SOS: Wrath, Greed*, and Envy outmuscled SOS: Pimple*, Alabama Doink, and Lust at 12:24 (Jackpot) by 24.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles beat VIRUS: Gone Aria at 28:31 (Piledriver) by 6. |
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| Card 16: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 6,854) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Vanilla Ice at 19:00 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster beat Khloe Kardashian at 4:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked Ross Perot at 4:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 121.
VIRUS: Wicked Clown bested VIRUS: Rectal at 28:07 (Bad Mojo!) by 4.
SOS: LE Williams overpowered NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 28:15 (Ball And Chain) by 1.
VIRUS: Candyman decked SOS: Scott Commodity at 13:31 (Butterfinger) by 11.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser, Garth String*, and Irma Gerd defeated SOS: Pimple*, Alabama Doink, and Lust at 7:07 (Another One) by 24.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles won over NME/VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 42:45 (Piledriver) by 10 (Guest Referee: SOS: Jose Pesci). |
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| Card 17: Held in Venice (Attendance: 6,651) |
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VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Vanilla Ice at 0:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 120.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Drita D'Avanzo at 5:25 (Side Slam) by 66.
SOS: Wrath bested NME: Striker Jedi at 29:07 (Revenge is Sweet) by 3.
VIRUS: Rectal won over SOS: Scott Commodity at 16:53 (Piledriver) by 8.
VIRUS: Squidward decked NME: Striker Jedi at 27:11 (Superplex) by 3.
NME/VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay decked SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:59 (Piledriver) by 5. |
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| Card 18: Held in Madrid (Attendance: 6,605) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Lizzo at 2:37 (Side Slam) by 67.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Drita D'Avanzo at 3:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 64.
VIRUS: Pink Eye annihilated VIRUS: Rectal at 29:49 (Superplex) by 2.
VIRUS: Rectal decked NME/VIP: Herosaki at 29:03 (Piledriver) by 2.
VIRUS: Chlamydia beat SOS: Scott Commodity at 23:36 (Piledriver) by 9.
NME/VIP: Herosaki decked SOS: Scott Commodity at 18:26 (Piledriver) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Perth (Attendance: 9,721) |
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| NME/VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee won the COL battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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