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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #316 -- DECEMBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 9,601) |
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COT: Crawdad Overlord bested Tom Arnold in 12 at 0:46 (Backbreaker) by 179.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Hugh Grant in 6 at 1:54 (Side Slam) by 101.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Mama June in 6 at 5:10 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 94.
SOS: Sloth destroyed SOS: Rash at 28:07 (The Pig Pen) by 5.
SOS: Pimple won over CURE/VD: HIV at 29:54 (The Popper) by 1.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Garth String pinned CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 29:09 (Another One) by 5.
SOS: Prejudice defeated COT: Jack Tupp at 29:09 (And Zombies) by 2 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: HIV).
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown destroyed SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 41:18 (Bad Mojo!) by 6. |
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| Card 2: Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 7,405) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd bested Tom Arnold in 6 at 6:11 (Side Slam) by 78.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Hugh Grant in 6 at 5:02 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 98.
SOS: Pimple decked Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:35 (Side Slam) by 120.
COT: Crawdad Overlord bested Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:23 (European Uppercut) by 112.
SOS: Pimple tied COT: Hoser Downe at 8:26 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Gill T defeated CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 29:57 (Guilty Verdict) by 1.
CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster annihilated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 28:49 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Prejudice destroyed CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 53:08 (And Zombies) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Mission (Attendance: 17,738) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Tom Arnold in 6 at 4:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 75.
COT: Crawdad Overlord destroyed Lil' Baby in 6 at 0:41 (European Uppercut) by 104.
SOS: Sloth bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:21 (Side Slam) by 120.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:49 (Side Slam) by 113.
COT: Crawdad Overlord defeated Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 4:43 (European Uppercut) by 118.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious overpowered COT: Petey LaFlame at 28:58 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Yellow Fever).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 27:18 (Chicken Hunting) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Prejudice overpowered SOS: Irma Gerd at 52:17 (And Zombies) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Fredericksburg (Attendance: 16,625) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar outmuscled SOS: Shane Gretsky at 23:49 (The Five Hole) by 10.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Lil' Baby in 6 at 4:25 (Side Slam) by 105.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac won over Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:53 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 117.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 110.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 4:44 (Side Slam) by 119.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious annihilated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 27:01 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
CURE/VD: Candyman outmuscled SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 16:30 (Butterfinger) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Prejudice defeated CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 52:04 (And Zombies) by 2 (Guest Referee: NME/VIP: Hunk and Chunk). |
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| Card 5: Held in New Haven (Attendance: 7,142) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar overpowered CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 27:04 (The Five Hole) by 5.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Lil' Baby in 6 at 3:25 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102.
SOS: Gluttony overpowered Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:49 (Side Slam) by 120.
COT: Crawdad Overlord over Drita D'Avanzo in 1 at 2:41 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 4:05 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 116.
CURE/VD: Candyman beat CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 27:10 (Butterfinger) by 1.
TV title: SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 18:03 (Hey-Lo) by 10.
Main event: SOS: Prejudice decked COT: Quail Earnhardt at 43:47 (And Zombies) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 19,507) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar defeated COT: Devil Kyle at 29:17 (The Five Hole) by 4.
SOS: Pimple annihilated COT: Mark Mywards at 22:13 (The Popper) by 7.
SOS: Gary String beat Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:50 (European Uppercut) by 122.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Drita D'Avanzo in 1 at 14:45 (Disqualification: nail file).
COT: Crawdad Overlord outmuscled Martin Van Buren in 6 at 4:27 (European Uppercut) by 99.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious annihilated COT: Finnabee Pead at 23:19 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? overpowered SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 29:24 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Prejudice overpowered SOS: Gluttony at 30:08 (And Zombies) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 12,079) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar beat SOS: Envy at 29:44 (The Five Hole) by 4.
COT: Crawdad Overlord overpowered Vanilla Ice in 6 at 0:35 (European Uppercut) by 115.
COT: Crawdad Overlord annihilated Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:38 (European Uppercut) by 119.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Drita D'Avanzo in 1 at 1:44 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Martin Van Buren in 6 at 1:18 (Side Slam) by 100.
CURE/CTI: Rectal won over CURE/CTI: Gynecologists at 27:23 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
SOS: Dark Messyer* and Zitz drew CURE/CTI: Family Jewels and CURE/VD: Norovirus* at 5:14 (Double Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Pimple won over SOS: Prejudice at 48:03 (The Popper) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Woodsfield (Attendance: 16,688) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar overpowered COT: The Hooves of Durl at 27:55 (The Five Hole) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:33 (Side Slam) by 116.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:17 (Side Slam) by 120.
COT: Crawdad Overlord destroyed Fred Merkle in 12 at 2:47 (Backbreaker) by 166.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Martin Van Buren in 6 at 4:26 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 97.
CURE/CTI: Rectal overpowered COT: Crawdad Overlord at 28:37 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Macaulay Culkin).
SOS: Dark Messyer* and Zitz drew CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: Spanish Flu* at 4:53 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: Pimple beat SOS: Sloth at 55:13 (The Popper) by 4. |
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| Card 9: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 16,819) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar annihilated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 10:15 (The Five Hole) by 11 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Vanilla Ice in 6 at 2:20 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113.
SOS: Irma Gerd annihilated Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:03 (Side Slam) by 120.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Fred Merkle in 12 at 2:56 (Stunner) by 165.
COT: Crawdad Overlord destroyed Ross Perot in 6 at 3:52 (European Uppercut) by 120.
CURE/CTI: Rectal outmuscled COT: Bully Ray Cyrus at 29:41 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
SOS: Dark Messyer* and Zitz drew CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk* at 2:39 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS: Pimple defeated CURE/CTI: Rectal at 46:40 (The Popper) by 1. |
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| Card 10: Held in Mentor-on-the-Lake (Attendance: 11,370) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar decked CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 28:56 (The Five Hole) by 4.
COT: Crawdad Overlord won over Lizzo in 6 at 3:53 (European Uppercut) by 68.
SOS: LE Williams beat Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:48 (Side Slam) by 120.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Fred Merkle in 12 at 2:39 (Stunner) by 165.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Ross Perot in 6 at 3:06 (Side Slam) by 121.
CURE/CTI: Rectal pinned SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 21:55 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Candyman* decked SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Lust at 29:47 (Tootsie Roll) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Javy Jaggar won over SOS: Pimple at 45:56 (The Five Hole) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 6,941) |
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SOS: Prejudice destroyed COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 29:24 (And Zombies) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Lizzo in 6 at 6:21 (Side Slam) by 69.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Richard Hatch in 6 at 0:45 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 117.
COT: Crawdad Overlord over Chris Webber in 2 at 10:07 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Ross Perot in 6 at 2:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 118.
CURE/CTI: Rectal drew CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 2:00 (No Contest).
TV Tag-team titles: CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Candyman* decked SOS: Rash and "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* at 18:07 (Tootsie Roll) by 7.
Main event: SOS: Javy Jaggar overpowered CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 43:41 (The Five Hole) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 13,945) |
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COT: Blue J. Foyt decked SOS: Irma Gerd at 27:27 (Bit of a Stretch) by 1.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Lizzo in 6 at 5:03 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 66.
SOS: Prejudice annihilated Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:54 (Side Slam) by 120.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Chris Webber in 2 at 10:36 (Count Out).
CURE/CTI: Rectal bested SOS: Wrath at 16:20 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson defeated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 29:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Candyman* won over SOS: Wrath and Alabama Doink* at 29:46 (Tootsie Roll) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Javy Jaggar destroyed CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 24:11 (The Five Hole) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 18,173) |
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CURE/CTI: Bootylicious bested COT: Lark Martin at 24:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
COT: Crawdad Overlord over Lady Gaga in 2 at 5:54 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:39 (Side Slam) by 120 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Chris Webber in 2 at 29:31 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Gone Aria won over SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 19:24 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
CURE/VD: HIV pinned SOS: Irma Gerd at 27:53 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
SOS: Greed and Gary String* overpowered CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Candyman* at 28:58 (Another Bad Pun?) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Javy Jaggar pinned CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 33:52 (The Five Hole) by 8. |
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| Card 14: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 12,132) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer tied SOS: Prejudice at 13:45 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Lady Gaga in 2 at 9:05 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
CURE/CTI: Rectal won over SOS: Zitz at 27:36 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
COT: Crawdad Overlord pinned Leon Lett in 6 at 3:26 (European Uppercut) by 87.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump bested SOS: Sloth at 29:42 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Spanish Flu).
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 24:11 (Oma Gosh) by 7.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels and CURE/VD: Norovirus* pinned CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Candyman* at 28:38 (Superplex) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Javy Jaggar destroyed CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 38:03 (The Five Hole) by 6. |
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| Card 15: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 9,507) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt won over SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 29:48 (The Im-Quailer) by 4.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Lady Gaga in 2 at 5:33 (Disqualification: used powder).
COT: Crawdad Overlord outmuscled Andy Herren in 6 at 1:19 (European Uppercut) by 109.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Leon Lett in 6 at 6:43 (Side Slam) by 88.
SOS: Sloth pinned COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 28:22 (The Pig Pen) by 3.
SOS: Prejudice overpowered COT: Bad Norman at 27:34 (And Zombies) by 4.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: Spanish Flu* pinned CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Candyman* at 28:46 (Superplex) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Javy Jaggar defeated CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 48:05 (The Five Hole) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in East Chicago (Attendance: 17,888) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt beat SOS: Lust at 29:36 (The Im-Quailer) by 4.
COT: Crawdad Overlord outmuscled Taylor Swift in 6 at 4:55 (European Uppercut) by 98.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Andy Herren in 6 at 3:16 (Side Slam) by 110.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Leon Lett in 6 at 1:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 85.
Southeast title: COT: Runner Downe decked SOS: Sloth at 27:39 (Thrill of the Chase) by 3.
COT: Davey Jameis drew SOS: Irma Gerd (Time Limit).
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Dark Messyer* and Zitz defeated CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Candyman* at 27:54 (The Cross Check) by 1. |
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| Card 17: Held in Nice (Attendance: 13,773) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt tied CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 12:12 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Taylor Swift in 13 at 2:37 (Big Splash) by 146.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Andy Herren in 6 at 2:41 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107.
COT: Crawdad Overlord outmuscled Gary Anderson in 6 at 7:07 (European Uppercut) by 67.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac bested SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 20:55 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7.
East Coast title: SOS: Lifeguard Daron annihilated SOS: Irma Gerd at 29:25 (High Tide) by 4.
COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay, Kevin Von Erich Clapton*, and Murder Chef Bobby Slay bested COT: Davey Jameis, Hunter Downe*, and The Hooves of Durl at 28:13 (My Father's Eyes) by 1. |
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| Card 18: Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 15,344) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt annihilated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 27:57 (The Im-Quailer) by 4.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Taylor Swift in 13 at 1:19 (Piledriver) by 143.
COT: Crawdad Overlord destroyed Josh Duggar at 1:07 (A Hero is Me) by 168.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Gary Anderson in 6 at 4:54 (Side Slam) by 68.
SOS: Gluttony defeated SOS: Alabama Doink at 27:31 (Pig Out) by 1.
SOS: Irma Gerd pinned COT: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk at 27:55 (Irma Genius) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Will Grello).
COT: Blue J. Foyt*, Lark Martin, and Mark Mywards defeated COT: Davey Jameis, Hunter Downe*, and The Hooves of Durl at 22:02 (Turn Left!) by 9. |
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| Card 19: Held in Beijing (Attendance: 14,509) |
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COT: Kevin Von Erich Clapton destroyed SOS: Gluttony at 29:13 (Cream of the Crop) by 5.
COT: Crawdad Overlord annihilated Mama June in 6 at 4:19 (European Uppercut) by 96.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Josh Duggar at 0:52 (Oma Gosh) by 170.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Gary Anderson in 6 at 2:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 65.
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat SOS: Gluttony at 27:50 (Superplex) by 4.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 28:09 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
TV Six-man titles: COT: Devil Kyle*, Bad Norman, and Petey LaFlame won over COT: Davey Jameis, Hunter Downe*, and The Hooves of Durl at 12:11 (All Out of Pity) by 12. |
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| Card 20: Held in Gary (Attendance: 5,072) |
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COT: Crawdad Overlord defeated Hugh Grant in 6 at 2:53 (European Uppercut) by 100.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Mama June in 6 at 6:48 (Side Slam) by 97.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Josh Duggar at 1:37 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 167.
SOS: Pimple annihilated SOS: Greed at 29:11 (The Popper) by 2 (Guest Referee: Fallen Paparazzi #2).
Pacific Northwest title: COT: Hunter Downe overpowered SOS: Gluttony at 17:53 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 8.
SOS: Prejudice pinned SOS: Preston James at 27:38 (And Zombies) by 2 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Horse Pox). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 12,082) |
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| COT: Davey Jameis won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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