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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #299 -- DECEMBER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 6,635) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Tom Arnold in 12 at 1:31 (Cobra Clutch) by 193 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Taylor Swift in 1 at 2:26 (Disqualification: used rope to choke) (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Drita D'Avanzo in 3 at 7:27 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 0:50 (Headlock) by 128.
Northeast title: SOS: Gluttony won over CURE/VD: Squidward at 27:32 (Pig Out) by 4.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump tied CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 1:25 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Lifeguard Daron bested CURE/VD: Influenza in 6 at 3:03 (Headlock) by 94.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious annihilated SOS: Oma Gerd at 48:30 (Brainbuster) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Fort Worth (Attendance: 1,249) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Tom Arnold in 12 at 2:10 (Piledriver) by 202.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Taylor Swift at 1:08 (Chicken Hunting) by 183.
SOS: Greed outmuscled Andres Escobar at 2:42 (Jackpot) by 134.
CURE/VD: Protozoa bested SOS: Oma Gerd at 23:25 (DDT) by 8 (Guest Referee: Chris Webber).
Great Lakes title: CURE/VD: Tonsillitis bested SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 28:01 (DDT) by 4.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron bested SOS: Gary String at 10:13 (High Tide) by 34.
CURE/VD: Horse Pox beat SOS: Preston James at 28:39 (Brainbuster) by 4.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious decked SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 40:14 (Brainbuster) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 6,982) |
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CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump won over SOS: Javy Jaggar at 15:28 (Brainbuster) by 12.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Mama June in 6 at 1:52 (Headlock) by 120 (non-title).
Andres Escobar won over CURE/VD: Shingles at 9:51 (Hurricanrana) by 44.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Ross Perot in 6 at 3:32 (Headlock) by 113 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Strep Throat decked SOS: Alabama Doink at 15:59 (Brainbuster) by 7.
CURE/VD: HIV beat SOS: Oma Gerd at 27:43 (DDT) by 1.
CURE/VD: Swine Flu drew CURE/VD: Candyman at 16:19 (No Contest).
Main event: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious beat CURE/VD: Candyman at 32:40 (Brainbuster) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 5,289) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Daron beat SOS: Dark Messyer at 27:00 (High Tide) by 4.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Mama June in 6 at 4:39 (Headlock) by 120.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Andres Escobar in 8 at 3:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 123 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Ross Perot in 6 at 4:55 (Headlock) by 113.
CURE/VD: Strep Throat beat SOS: Lust at 24:18 (Brainbuster) by 6.
SOS: Irma Gerd destroyed SOS: Oma Gerd at 28:48 (Irma Genius) by 3 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Pink Eye and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* outmuscled Richard Hatch* and Andres Escobar in 6 at 4:42 (Fallaway Slam) by 85.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious annihilated SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 59:41 (Brainbuster) by 2. |
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| Card 5: Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 8,217) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky drew SOS: Wrath at 3:10 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Richard Hatch in 2 at 6:04 (Count Out) (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Andres Escobar in 6 at 4:43 (Headlock) by 86.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists overpowered SOS: Wrath at 29:35 (Brainbuster) by 3.
CURE/VD: Strep Throat outmuscled SOS: Oma Gerd at 27:35 (Brainbuster) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd drew CURE/VD: Squidward (Time Limit).
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Family Jewels defeated Richard Hatch* and Andres Escobar in 8 at 2:39 (Headlock) by 106.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious bested CURE/VD: Strep Throat at 39:57 (Brainbuster) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 8,360) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd over Hugh Grant in 2 at 10:16 (Count Out) (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:18 (Headlock) by 120.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Fred Merkle in 6 at 5:35 (Headlock) by 86 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed SOS: Wrath at 27:44 (Oma Gosh) by 1.
Mid-Atlantic title: CURE/VD: Cow Pox annihilated CURE/VD: Strep Throat at 17:14 (Brainbuster) by 7.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested SOS: Oma Gerd at 28:07 (DDT) by 4.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists overpowered CURE/VD: The Smog* and CURE/CTI: Rectal at 21:30 (DDT) by 9.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious annihilated CURE/VD: Squidward at 52:05 (Brainbuster) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Huntsville (Attendance: 6,593) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Hugh Grant in 6 at 2:57 (Headlock) by 86.
SOS: Sloth destroyed SOS: Zitz at 29:09 (The Pig Pen) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Fred Merkle in 6 at 2:32 (Headlock) by 86.
Southeast title: CURE/VD: Yellow Fever beat SOS: Wrath at 19:32 (Brainbuster) by 6.
CURE/VD: Norovirus decked SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 28:27 (DDT) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron beat SOS: Oma Gerd at 27:39 (High Tide) by 1.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists won over SOS: Rash and Sloth* at 27:56 (DDT) by 5.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious beat SOS: Sloth at 30:38 (Brainbuster) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in New Delhi (Attendance: 5,959) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd beat Lil' Baby in 6 at 5:55 (Headlock) by 87 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Andy Herren in 1 at 4:33 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Chris Webber in 6 at 4:11 (Headlock) by 95 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Pink Eye won over CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 29:10 (DDT) by 1.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser bested SOS: Oma Gerd at 27:06 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 2.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 29:10 (Oma Gosh) by 2.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists won over CURE/VD: Norovirus* and Zika Virus at 29:34 (DDT) by 5.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious beat SOS: Wrath at 53:36 (Brainbuster) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 2,603) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Lil' Baby in 6 at 5:10 (Headlock) by 87.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Andy Herren in 6 at 2:12 (Headlock) by 107.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Chris Webber in 6 at 6:40 (Headlock) by 95.
CURE/VD: Strep Throat outmuscled CURE/VD: The Smog at 27:14 (Brainbuster) by 4.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser decked SOS: Gill T at 28:13 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 1.
CURE/VD: Horse Pox destroyed SOS: Oma Gerd at 29:22 (Brainbuster) by 2.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists pinned CURE/VD: Patrick* and Sponge Bob at 27:59 (DDT) by 3.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump annihilated CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 42:19 (Brainbuster) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Albany (Attendance: 8,627) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:53 (Headlock) by 118 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Josh Duggar in 6 at 4:08 (Headlock) by 75 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Leon Lett in 6 at 4:15 (Headlock) by 76 (non-title).
TV title: CURE/VD: Gone Aria destroyed SOS: Oma Gerd at 21:11 (DDT) by 9.
West Coast title: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels outmuscled CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 28:56 (Brainbuster) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered SOS: Oma Gerd at 16:16 (Chicken Hunting) by 10 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists won over CURE/VD: Yellow Fever and "Drunk" Terry Flunk* at 29:02 (DDT) by 3.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump defeated CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 40:24 (Brainbuster) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 5,198) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Vanilla Ice in 6 at 3:40 (Headlock) by 118.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Josh Duggar in 6 at 2:31 (Headlock) by 75.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Leon Lett in 2 at 27:44 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS: Sloth pinned CURE/CTI: Rectal at 28:40 (The Pig Pen) by 3.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson beat SOS: Oma Gerd at 22:09 (DDT) by 7.
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown decked SOS: Oma Gerd at 28:56 (Bad Mojo!) by 3.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists won over CURE/VD: Swine Flu and Spanish Flu* at 27:33 (DDT) by 5.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa pinned CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 55:52 (DDT) by 2. |
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| Card 12: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 1,930) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Lizzo in 6 at 3:04 (Headlock) by 63 (non-title).
SOS: Rash annihilated Andres Escobar in 6 at 3:09 (Mounted Punches) by 81.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Gary Anderson in 2 at 9:59 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
Rocky Mountains title: CURE/VD: Patrick annihilated SOS: Sloth at 29:09 (DDT) by 5.
CURE/VD: Candyman pinned SOS: Garth String at 29:51 (Butterfinger) by 1.
CURE/VD: Candyman decked SOS: Oma Gerd at 28:54 (Butterfinger) by 1.
SOS: Javy Jaggar*, Dark Messyer, and Gary String beat EDGE: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax, CURE/VD: Pink Eye*, and CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 16:33 (The Five Hole) by 8 (Guest Referee: SOS: Greed).
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered CURE/VD: Protozoa at 50:53 (Chicken Hunting) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 9,079) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Lizzo in 6 at 7:03 (Headlock) by 63.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 1:26 (Headlock) by 108 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Gary Anderson in 2 at 4:00 (Count Out).
SOS: Sloth defeated SOS: Oma Gerd at 29:42 (The Pig Pen) by 1.
CURE/VD: Zika Virus outmuscled CURE/VD: Squidward at 28:24 (Brainbuster) by 2.
CURE/VD: Candyman destroyed SOS: LE Williams at 28:30 (Butterfinger) by 2.
TV Six-man titles: SOS: Shane Gretsky, Alabama Doink*, and Prejudice destroyed EDGE: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax, CURE/VD: Pink Eye*, and CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 13:27 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 42:50 (Chicken Hunting) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Helena (Attendance: 9,418) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd beat Lady Gaga in 6 at 7:48 (Headlock) by 73 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:21 (Headlock) by 108.
CURE/VD: Squidward overpowered SOS: Pimple at 6:48 (Brainbuster) by 33.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu pinned SOS: Sloth at 28:49 (DDT) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump destroyed SOS: Oma Gerd at 22:20 (Brainbuster) by 6.
CURE/VD: Horse Pox decked SOS: Prejudice at 10:20 (Brainbuster) by 35.
SOS: Zitz*, Rash, and Greed destroyed EDGE: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax, CURE/VD: Pink Eye*, and CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:14 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 58:53 (Chicken Hunting) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Seville (Attendance: 9,809) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Lady Gaga in 6 at 5:08 (Headlock) by 73.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Drita D'Avanzo in 3 at 1:29 (Disqualification: hidden spike) (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:30 (Headlock) by 128 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac defeated SOS: Oma Gerd at 22:14 (DDT) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump pinned SOS: Envy at 28:43 (Brainbuster) by 4.
East Coast title: CURE/VD: Sponge Bob decked CURE/VD: Candyman at 29:51 (Brainbuster) by 4.
SOS: Pimple, Garth String, and Lust* won over EDGE: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax, CURE/VD: Pink Eye*, and CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 28:03 (Sudden Attraction) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked SOS: Scott Commodity at 20:36 (Chicken Hunting) by 13. |
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