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BULLETIN #236 -- SPRING 2021

Card 1: Held in St. Louis (Attendance: 10,558)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell pinned Tom Arnold at 2:51 (Boston Crab) by 185.
SOS: Scott Commodity bested Lizzo at 5:57 (Chickenwing) by 70.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell pinned Khloe Kardashian at 1:53 (Rib Breaker) by 109.
SOS: Pimple pinned EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 27:10 (The Popper) by 2.
VIRUS: Cactus Sac overpowered VIRUS: Squidward at 27:22 (Brainbuster) by 2.
VIRUS: HIV decked VIRUS: Squidward at 29:29 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Southeast title: EDGE: Tom Bout destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 27:03 (Ya Feel Me?) by 3.

VIRUS: Tonsillitis* and Strep Throat bested VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 29:05 (Brainbuster) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles bested VIRUS: Squidward at 59:17 (Brainbuster) by 2.

Card 2: Held in Lima (Attendance: 13,670)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Tom Arnold at 5:26 (Disqualification: nail file).
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell over Lady Gaga at 5:02 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Khloe Kardashian at 3:29 (Rib Breaker) by 101.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:38 (Rib Breaker) by 138.
Southwest title: VIRUS: Tonsillitis defeated SOS: Greed at 16:55 (Brainbuster) by 12 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Titanous).

West Coast title: VIRUS: HIV bested VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 29:10 (Brainbuster) by 5.

SOS: Envy overpowered VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 28:59 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 2.
VIRUS: HIV, VIRUS/LPPF: Striker Jedi, and Mike Eaves* bested VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #1*, Masked Misfit #2, and Masked Misfit #3 at 17:20 (Brainbuster) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell drew VIRUS: Shingles at 48:28 (Double Count Out).

Card 3: Held in Istanbul (Attendance: 19,357)

SOS: Scott Commodity over Tom Arnold at 27:06 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Lady Gaga at 6:40 (Rib Breaker) by 75.
SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered Khloe Kardashian at 0:47 (Chickenwing) by 101.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:26 (Rib Breaker) by 130.
VIRUS: Squidward pinned SOS: Greed at 20:31 (Brainbuster) by 9.
EDGE: Chad Bro Chillington outmuscled EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 29:54 (Chillax) by 5.
EDGE: Richard Gnose overpowered VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 27:09 (Gnose Knows) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles overpowered VIRUS: Protozoa at 59:40 (Brainbuster) by 1.

Card 4: Held in Washington, D.C. (Attendance: 9,769)

VIRUS: Protozoa annihilated SOS: Javy Jaggar at 29:03 (Brainbuster) by 3.
SOS: Scott Commodity defeated Lady Gaga at 2:21 (Chickenwing) by 75.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell overpowered Drita D'Avanzo at 0:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by 143.
SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 1:22 (Chickenwing) by 130.
EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher overpowered SOS: Greed at 15:05 (The Hunt) by 6.
TV title: EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over VIRUS: Squidward at 28:51 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 2.

VIRUS: Sponge Bob tied EDGE: Rubber Downe (Time Limit).
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles decked EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 54:52 (Brainbuster) by 1.

Card 5: Held in Managua (Attendance: 16,982)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell beat EDGE: Hunter Downe at 21:08 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 7.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell over Taylor Swift at 2:23 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster beat Drita D'Avanzo at 1:16 (Mounted Punches) by 137.
EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness won over SOS: Gary String at 29:03 (Have You Heard?) by 5.
VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 defeated SOS: Greed at 20:46 (Brainbuster) by 6.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell decked SOS: Prejudice at 29:57 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 3.
Northeast title: VIRUS: Influenza destroyed VIRUS: Horse Pox at 28:30 (Brainbuster) by 3.

Main event: VIRUS: Shingles overpowered VIRUS: Zika Virus at 37:59 (Brainbuster) by 3.

Card 6: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 12,288)

VIRUS: Protozoa overpowered EDGE: Runner Downe at 18:59 (Brainbuster) by 6.
VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 over Taylor Swift at 1:33 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled Drita D'Avanzo at 0:21 (Ankle Lock) by 140.
EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness won over VIRUS: Squidward at 27:45 (Have You Heard?) by 1.
EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni bested SOS: Greed at 20:42 (Unnecessary Labor) by 7.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed SOS: Preston James at 19:22 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 6.
VIRUS: Horse Pox won over EDGE: Brodie "Buschmaster" Jones at 29:00 (Brainbuster) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles pinned VIRUS: Horse Pox at 28:28 (Brainbuster) by 4.

Card 7: Held in Newark (Attendance: 19,115)

EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness overpowered EDGE: Hoser Downe at 29:58 (Have You Heard?) by 5.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked Taylor Swift at 2:37 (Chicken Hunting) by 156.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Andres Escobar at 1:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 117.
EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness won over SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 29:38 (Have You Heard?) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF: Striker Jedi overpowered SOS: Greed at 24:47 (Superplex) by 10.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell pinned VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 at 29:13 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 5.
EDGE: Archie "Bushmaster" Jones destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 29:22 (Arch Deluxe) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles annihilated EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 27:57 (Brainbuster) by 7.

Card 8: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 7,164)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over SOS: Dark Messyer at 28:53 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 3.
SOS: Scott Commodity pinned Taylor Swift at 2:14 (Hey-Lo) by 150.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Andres Escobar at 1:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness beat VIRUS: Swine Flu at 27:29 (Have You Heard?) by 1.
SOS: Gluttony won over EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 29:53 (Pig Out) by 4.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Striker Jedi at 27:20 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 1.
EDGE: Hunter Downe and Hoser Downe* beat VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 12:15 (Downe with You) by 16.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles pinned EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 18:18 (Brainbuster) by 8.

Card 9: Held in Salem (Attendance: 12,813)

SOS: Shane Gretsky annihilated VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 27:35 (The Slap Shot) by 2.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed Mama June at 1:15 (Rib Breaker) by 106.
SOS: Scott Commodity beat Andres Escobar at 1:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 17:01 (Have You Heard?) by 7 (non-title).
VIRUS: Strep Throat pinned VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 28:17 (Brainbuster) by 2.
VIRUS: Squidward pinned SOS: Oma Gerd at 27:13 (Brainbuster) by 5.
EDGE: Runner Downe and Rubber Downe* won over VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 12:56 (Downe & Out) by 16.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 40:48 (Brainbuster) by 8.

Card 10: Held in Wilmington (Attendance: 11,420)

EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden beat VIRUS/LPPF: Charred Nightmare at 28:26 (Boden Bomb) by 5.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Mama June at 4:15 (Rib Breaker) by 98.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves pinned Andres Escobar at 1:11 (Side Slam) by 109.
EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness won over VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 at 28:43 (Have You Heard?) by 2.
SOS: Alabama Doink drew EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 2:56 (Double Count Out).
VIRUS: Squidward pinned EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 27:41 (Brainbuster) by 5.
SOS: Dark Messyer* and TAMMY: "Wrestler of the Decade" Boo Bradley pinned VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 28:24 (The Cross Check) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles pinned SOS: Greed at 28:06 (Brainbuster) by 11.

Card 11: Held in Houston (Attendance: 6,142)

VIRUS: Zika Virus bested EDGE: Ahmana Rolle at 28:20 (Brainbuster) by 1.
SOS: Scott Commodity won over Mama June at 4:55 (Chickenwing) by 98.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell outmuscled Fred Merkle at 1:16 (Boston Crab) by 173.
VIRUS: Protozoa annihilated SOS: Irma Gerd at 27:21 (Brainbuster) by 3.
VIRUS: Horse Pox annihilated SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 27:53 (Brainbuster) by 2.
Pacific Northwest title: VIRUS: Yellow Fever defeated EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 16:14 (Brainbuster) by 11.

SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Zitz over VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 4:37 (Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles overpowered VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 22:41 (Brainbuster) by 6.

Card 12: Held in Ravenna (Attendance: 11,520)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell annihilated Hugh Grant at 2:31 (Rib Breaker) by 102.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed Richard Hatch at 2:27 (Rib Breaker) by 117.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Fred Merkle at 1:04 (Boston Crab) by 169.
VIRUS: Protozoa bested VIRUS: Squidward at 29:12 (Brainbuster) by 1.
VIRUS: Squidward outmuscled VIRUS: Norovirus at 27:05 (Brainbuster) by 3.
VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 outmuscled EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 28:20 (Superplex) by 4.
EDGE: Ahmana Rolle and Yohm Ahma* over VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 3:44 (Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles overpowered VIRUS: Norovirus at 40:51 (Brainbuster) by 5.

Card 13: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 15,641)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Hugh Grant at 4:20 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Richard Hatch at 0:55 (Rib Breaker) by 109.
SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled Fred Merkle at 6:22 (Chickenwing) by 73.
VIRUS: Protozoa pinned SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:56 (Brainbuster) by 4.
VIRUS: Zika Virus bested SOS: Garth String at 28:17 (Brainbuster) by 4.
EDGE: Tom A. Hawk beat VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves at 28:20 (Axed) by 4.
SOS: Rash and Pimple* outmuscled VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 7:00 (The Popper) by 16.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles overpowered VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 56:04 (Brainbuster) by 3.

Card 14: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 19,378)

SOS: Scott Commodity over Hugh Grant at 1:53 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled Richard Hatch at 3:46 (Chickenwing) by 109.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed Chris Webber at 4:38 (Rib Breaker) by 99.
VIRUS: Protozoa defeated EDGE: Herbie Hind at 27:42 (Brainbuster) by 3.
VIRUS: Zika Virus annihilated SOS: LE Williams at 17:52 (Brainbuster) by 7.
VIRUS: Squidward won over EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 23:20 (Brainbuster) by 6.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Wrath and Envy* over VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 4:00 (Count Out).

Main event: VIRUS: Shingles beat VIRUS: Gone Aria at 32:29 (Brainbuster) by 4.

Card 15: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 17,966)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell beat Lil' Baby at 2:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 138.
SOS: Zitz destroyed SOS: Greed at 19:39 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 8.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Chris Webber at 2:00 (Rib Breaker) by 91.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Ross Perot at 1:24 (Rib Breaker) by 125.
VIRUS: Squidward outmuscled VIRUS: Zika Virus at 27:37 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Rocky Mountains title: VIRUS: Cow Pox beat EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 16:54 (Brainbuster) by 10.

SOS: Alabama Doink and "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* outmuscled VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 12:15 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 16.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles bested VIRUS: Chlamydia at 32:45 (Brainbuster) by 6.

Card 16: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 10,081)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Lil' Baby at 2:54 (Mounted Punches) by 132.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed Andy Herren at 1:28 (Rib Breaker) by 103.
SOS: Scott Commodity bested Chris Webber at 3:59 (Chickenwing) by 91.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Ross Perot at 4:01 (Rib Breaker) by 117.
VIRUS: Zika Virus tied EDGE: STF Ewing (Time Limit).
VIRUS: Horse Pox destroyed SOS: Gill T at 28:03 (Brainbuster) by 3.
SOS: Garth String and Gary String* beat VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 14:42 (Another Bad Pun?) by 18.
Main event: VIRUS: Shingles decked SOS: Scott Commodity at 15:25 (Brainbuster) by 9.

Card 17: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 16,764)

SOS: Scott Commodity destroyed Lil' Baby at 2:26 (Ankle Lock) by 135.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Andy Herren at 6:16 (Rib Breaker) by 95.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell annihilated Leon Lett at 4:06 (Rib Breaker) by 96.
SOS: Scott Commodity pinned Ross Perot at 1:49 (Chickenwing) by 117.
Mid-Atlantic title: VIRUS: Spanish Flu decked VIRUS: Zika Virus at 27:59 (Brainbuster) by 3.

VIRUS: Squidward outmuscled VIRUS: Chlamydia at 27:41 (Brainbuster) by 4.
EDGE: Titanous and Chad Bro Chillington* over VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 4:15 (Count Out).

Card 18: Held in Midtown (Attendance: 15,754)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell outmuscled Vanilla Ice at 3:39 (Rib Breaker) by 116.
SOS: Scott Commodity won over Andy Herren at 6:01 (Chickenwing) by 95.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Leon Lett at 5:51 (Rib Breaker) by 88.
SOS: Wrath defeated SOS: Greed at 23:58 (Revenge is Sweet) by 8.
VIRUS: Zika Virus tied VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 29:23 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS: Squidward beat VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 29:35 (Brainbuster) by 4.
SOS: Irma Gerd* and Prejudice over VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 3:58 (Count Out).

Card 19: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 16,215)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Vanilla Ice at 6:28 (Count Out).
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell annihilated Josh Duggar at 1:32 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 175.
SOS: Scott Commodity beat Leon Lett at 4:09 (Chickenwing) by 88.
VIRUS: Pink Eye destroyed VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 28:25 (Brainbuster) by 1.
VIRUS: Patrick outmuscled EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 23:28 (Brainbuster) by 10.
VIRUS: Squidward annihilated VIRUS: Horse Pox at 29:25 (Brainbuster) by 2.
EDGE: Tom Bout and Richard Gnose* destroyed VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 10:54 (Gnose Knows) by 18.

Card 20: Held in Rapid City (Attendance: 16,053)

SOS: Scott Commodity beat Vanilla Ice at 3:42 (Chickenwing) by 108.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Josh Duggar at 1:23 (Boston Crab) by 158.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell outmuscled Gary Anderson at 4:27 (Rib Breaker) by 80.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell decked VIRUS: The Smog at 27:28 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 2.
SOS: Lust pinned EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 27:10 (Sudden Attraction) by 1.
VIRUS: Squidward beat VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 28:05 (Brainbuster) by 1.
EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher and Cart Lifting Jabroni* pinned VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 11:16 (The Hard Road) by 18.

Card 21: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 17,764)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Lizzo at 2:48 (Rib Breaker) by 78.
SOS: Scott Commodity pinned Josh Duggar at 6:25 (Chickenwing) by 82.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Gary Anderson at 5:57 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
VIRUS: Squidward won over VIRUS: Gone Aria at 28:48 (Brainbuster) by 2.
EDGE: Yohm Ahma bested VIRUS: Horse Pox at 27:29 (Mom's Favorite) by 1.
VIRUS: Squidward outmuscled VIRUS: Wicked Clown at 28:12 (Brainbuster) by 1.
EDGE: Herbie Hind and STF Ewing* over VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 5:34 (Count Out).

Card 22: Held in Tokyo (Attendance: 16,246)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Lizzo at 7:36 (Rib Breaker) by 70.
SOS: Rash bested VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 29:20 (Intense Itching) by 1.
SOS: Scott Commodity over Gary Anderson at 28:42 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS: Sloth drew VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 11:38 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: Titanous pinned EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 28:40 (Big Squeeze) by 3.
VIRUS: Squidward pinned VIRUS: Candyman at 29:14 (Brainbuster) by 3.
EDGE: Brodie "Buschmaster" Jones and Archie "Bushmaster" Jones* annihilated VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye at 14:36 (In the Bushes) by 16.

Battle Royal: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 5,579)

VIRUS/LPPF: Charred Nightmare won an imaginary $1,000 when he got catapulted onto the concrete floor by VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #3.
VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 made $1,100 after VIRUS/LPPF: Striker Jedi flipped him over the top rope.
VIRUS/LPPF: Striker Jedi nabbed $1,200 after VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves flung him into his manager at ringside.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves gained $1,300 after he got catapulted onto the announcer's table by VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #3.
VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 grabbed $1,400 after being thrown out by EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell got $1,500 in imaginary earnings after VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 hurled him onto the steps.
VIRUS/LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize.

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