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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #303 -- MARCH 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 865) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Tom Arnold in 12 at 2:12 (Big Splash) by 181.
SOS: Gill T bested SOS: Zitz at 28:24 (Guilty Verdict) by 1.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Ross Perot in 6 at 2:09 (Rib Breaker) by 106.
TV title: CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated SOS: Scott Commodity at 29:13 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 27:00 (Hey-Lo) by 4.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis, CURE/CTI: Bootylicious*, and Rectal over Lady Gaga*, Khloe Kardashian, and Leon Lett in 3 at 6:53 (Count Out).
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria bested SOS: Scott Commodity at 52:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in New Philadelphia (Attendance: 763) |
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CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump outmuscled SOS: Javy Jaggar at 29:32 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Andy Herren in 6 at 2:17 (Rib Breaker) by 91.
SOS: Wrath destroyed CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 29:29 (Revenge is Sweet) by 4.
Southeast title: SOS: Garth String bested CURE/VD: HIV at 28:42 (Another One) by 3.
Southwest title: SOS: Scott Commodity won over CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 29:38 (Hey-Lo) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria destroyed SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 16:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 10. |
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| Card 3: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 468) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer won over Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:26 (Fallaway Slam) by 109.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Josh Duggar at 0:52 (Oma Gosh) by 179.
SOS: Wrath bested SOS: Gary String at 29:13 (Revenge is Sweet) by 5.
Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Irma Gerd pinned CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 27:32 (Irma Genius) by 2.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster drew SOS: Scott Commodity (Time Limit).
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria pinned SOS: LE Williams at 46:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 4: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 637) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Shane Gretsky won over SOS: Lust at 23:21 (The Slap Shot) by 6.
SOS: LE Williams outmuscled SOS: Rash at 27:05 (Ball And Chain) by 2.
SOS: Wrath annihilated SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:21 (Revenge is Sweet) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump tied SOS: Scott Commodity at 2:42 (No Contest).
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown won over SOS: Scott Commodity at 29:58 (Bad Mojo!) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria bested SOS: Gill T at 21:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 8 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Swine Flu). |
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| Card 5: Held in Crete (Attendance: 311) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd over Hugh Grant in 1 at 4:42 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 0:44 (Rib Breaker) by 107.
SOS: Gill T annihilated SOS: Sloth at 27:03 (Guilty Verdict) by 2.
SOS: Envy beat SOS: Lust at 29:16 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 2.
SOS: Scott Commodity pinned CURE/VD: Candyman at 27:33 (Hey-Lo) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria bested SOS: Lust at 47:57 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 538) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Lil' Baby in 6 at 6:00 (Rib Breaker) by 89.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Drita D'Avanzo in 3 at 8:56 (Count Out).
SOS: Scott Commodity bested CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 11:03 (Hey-Lo) by 17.
SOS: Scott Commodity annihilated SOS: Lust at 27:27 (Hey-Lo) by 2.
SOS: Javy Jaggar* and Dark Messyer outmuscled SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Zitz at 27:55 (The Five Hole) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria pinned CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 51:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Lisbon (Attendance: 364) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd decked Vanilla Ice in 6 at 3:54 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Fred Merkle in 12 at 2:45 (Big Splash) by 174.
SOS: Greed pinned SOS: LE Williams at 28:54 (Jackpot) by 5.
CURE/VD: HIV drew SOS: Scott Commodity at 4:31 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Javy Jaggar* and Dark Messyer decked SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Zitz at 28:58 (The Five Hole) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria pinned SOS: Wrath at 50:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 568) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Lizzo in 6 at 5:52 (Rib Breaker) by 56.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Chris Webber in 6 at 2:54 (Rib Breaker) by 89.
Great Lakes title: CURE/VD: Tonsillitis defeated SOS: Gill T at 24:05 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/VD: HIV drew CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 3:30 (No Contest).
SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Zitz bested SOS: Rash* and Sloth at 28:20 (The Slap Shot) by 3.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria decked CURE/VD: HIV at 53:53 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 9: Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 482) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Lady Gaga in 6 at 3:19 (Rib Breaker) by 70.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Leon Lett in 6 at 5:01 (Rib Breaker) by 73.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk decked SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 27:46 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS: Oma Gerd drew SOS: Scott Commodity (Time Limit).
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Greed* and Alabama Doink won over SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Zitz at 27:55 (Jackpot) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria overpowered CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 39:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 8 (Guest Referee: Drita D'Avanzo). |
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| Card 10: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 903) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd over Taylor Swift in 1 at 3:18 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Gary Anderson in 2 at 5:45 (Count Out).
SOS: Lust destroyed CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 28:42 (Sudden Attraction) by 3.
SOS: Scott Commodity decked SOS: Gill T at 28:26 (Hey-Lo) by 4.
SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Zitz destroyed SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser and Gary String* at 28:15 (The Slap Shot) by 5.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria beat SOS: Gluttony at 27:52 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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| Card 11: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 675) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd over Mama June in 1 at 1:57 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Central Plains title: SOS: Pimple decked SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 13:35 (The Popper) by 11.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels defeated SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:33 (Stunner) by 3.
SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered SOS: LE Williams at 27:49 (Hey-Lo) by 3.
SOS: Zitz* and Prejudice annihilated Mama June* and Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:20 (Fallaway Slam) by 99.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria decked CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 57:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Richmond (Attendance: 495) |
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SOS: Alabama Doink decked Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:09 (Fallaway Slam) by 109.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 0:17 (Rib Breaker) by 132.
East Coast title: CURE/VD: Norovirus destroyed SOS: LE Williams at 21:24 (Boston Crab) by 6.
SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 29:28 (Hey-Lo) by 5.
TV Six-man titles: CURE/VD: Tonsillitis, CURE/CTI: Bootylicious*, and Rectal decked Destructo, Maniac Jak, and Hugo the Slacker* in 6 at 3:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 72.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria bested CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 40:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 8 (Guest Referee: Drita D'Avanzo). |
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| Card 13: Held in Bari (Attendance: 832) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 0:45 (Rib Breaker) by 103.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Martin Van Buren in 6 at 4:26 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists defeated SOS: LE Williams at 29:24 (Big Splash) by 2.
SOS: Preston James outmuscled SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 17:59 (Prank Call) by 7.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels*, CURE/VD: Norovirus, and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists outmuscled Tom Arnold*, Mama June, and Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:18 (Ankle Lock) by 71.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson drew CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 2:49 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 14: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 791) |
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SOS: Prejudice decked Richard Hatch in 6 at 0:45 (Rib Breaker) by 107.
SOS: Scott Commodity decked Martin Van Buren in 6 at 2:27 (Rib Breaker) by 94 (non-title).
SOS: Gill T decked CURE/CTI: Rectal at 28:14 (Guilty Verdict) by 2.
SOS: Scott Commodity annihilated SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 23:09 (Hey-Lo) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels*, CURE/VD: Norovirus, and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists bested Vanilla Ice, Drita D'Avanzo*, and Gary Anderson in 6 at 4:35 (Ankle Lock) by 52.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria destroyed SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 22:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 9. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 910) |
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CURE/VD: Gone Aria was awarded $1,000 after he was tossed onto the apron by CURE/VD: Norovirus.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis was paid $1,100 after he got thrown into the audience by CURE/VD: Norovirus.
CURE/VD: Norovirus won the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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