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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #300 -- JANUARY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Laramie (Attendance: 875) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:07 (Side Slam) by 102.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Zitz beat CURE/VD: Patrick at 27:22 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 3.
SOS: Gluttony bested CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 28:43 (Pig Out) by 2.
SOS: Garth String annihilated CURE/VD: Sponge Bob at 18:49 (Another One) by 6.
The Red Headed Demon over Derek Craven in 3 at 9:05 (Count Out) (exhibition).
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria beat CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 30:09 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Luna (Attendance: 683) |
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CURE/CTI: Family Jewels defeated SOS: Javy Jaggar at 27:03 (Piledriver) by 5.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Andy Herren in 6 at 2:22 (Side Slam) by 114.
CURE/VD: Gone Aria overpowered CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 27:23 (DDT) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump decked SOS: Prejudice at 15:08 (Piledriver) by 11.
The Red Headed Demon beat El Diablo Sanchez in 9 at 4:01 (Big Boot) by 124 (exhibition).
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria outmuscled SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 34:32 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 746) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer overpowered CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 29:23 (The Cross Check) by 1.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Josh Duggar in 6 at 3:10 (Side Slam) by 82.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels decked CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 27:01 (Piledriver) by 3 (non-title).
SOS: Gary String beat SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:02 (Another Bad Pun?) by 3.
The Red Headed Demon pinned Tygar Singh in 9 at 3:11 (Big Boot) by 110 (exhibition).
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria annihilated CURE/VD: Sponge Bob at 35:00 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Card 4: Held in Seville (Attendance: 911) |
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Southeast title: SOS: Shane Gretsky overpowered CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 20:17 (The Slap Shot) by 6.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:50 (Side Slam) by 108.
TV title: CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson decked CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 27:55 (Piledriver) by 3.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox destroyed SOS: Lust at 12:16 (Brainbuster) by 16.
SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* destroyed SOS: Rash and Sloth* at 6:47 (The Cross Check) by 34.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria won over CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 28:24 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Midtown (Attendance: 800) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd beat Hugh Grant in 6 at 3:01 (Side Slam) by 100.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 5:52 (Side Slam) by 79.
Southwest title: CURE/VD: Gone Aria outmuscled CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 28:13 (DDT) by 2.
East Coast title: SOS: LE Williams beat CURE/VD: Sponge Bob at 19:47 (Ball And Chain) by 11.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Shane Gretsky and Zitz* bested SOS: Rash and Sloth* at 5:28 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 38.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria won over CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 41:51 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 534) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd decked Lil' Baby in 9 at 1:47 (Chickenwing) by 136.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Fred Merkle in 6 at 2:46 (Side Slam) by 82.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 27:19 (Oma Gosh) by 1.
CURE/VD: Yellow Fever decked SOS: Envy at 23:22 (Brainbuster) by 10 (Guest Referee: SOS: Daniel Stern).
SOS: Pimple and Alabama Doink* over SOS: Rash and Sloth* in 13 at 27:51 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Gluttony defeated CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 33:56 (Pig Out) by 2. |
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| Card 7: Held in Chattanooga (Attendance: 608) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd beat Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:48 (Side Slam) by 113.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Chris Webber in 6 at 3:24 (Side Slam) by 86.
CURE/VD: Gone Aria decked SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 29:59 (DDT) by 1.
Central Plains title: SOS: Preston James pinned SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 21:40 (Prank Call) by 6.
CURE/VD: Pink Eye and CURE/CTI: Rectal* over SOS: Rash* and Sloth in 12 at 5:44 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Gluttony beat CURE/VD: Patrick at 38:56 (Pig Out) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in the East End of London (Attendance: 477) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Lizzo in 6 at 2:51 (Side Slam) by 64.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Leon Lett in 6 at 2:20 (Side Slam) by 90.
SOS: Gluttony beat SOS: Greed at 12:05 (Pig Out) by 19.
The Red Headed Demon over Big Ben in 3 at 0:45 (Count Out) (exhibition).
SOS: Garth String and Gary String* destroyed SOS: Rash and Sloth* at 8:18 (Another Bad Pun?) by 34.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony decked CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 28:37 (Pig Out) by 7. |
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| Card 9: Held in Hyde Park (Attendance: 472) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd over Lady Gaga in 3 at 7:49 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Gary Anderson in 6 at 3:34 (Side Slam) by 94.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis annihilated SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 19:15 (DDT) by 14.
The Red Headed Demon won over Ace Stevens in 9 at 1:35 (Big Boot) by 117 (exhibition).
League Tag-team titles: CURE/VD: Pink Eye* and CURE/CTI: Rectal outmuscled CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists at 29:41 (DDT) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony decked CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 47:25 (Pig Out) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 325) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd bested Taylor Swift in 6 at 2:04 (Side Slam) by 127.
SOS: Gluttony destroyed SOS: Pimple at 28:46 (Pig Out) by 3.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis bested SOS: Gill T at 9:47 (DDT) by 17.
The Red Headed Demon overpowered Jaeger van Dorn in 9 at 1:13 (Big Boot) by 129 (exhibition).
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists annihilated SOS: Rash and Sloth* at 6:58 (DDT) by 27.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels outmuscled SOS: Gluttony at 57:31 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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| Card 11: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 835) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd decked Mama June in 6 at 4:17 (Side Slam) by 122.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:00 (Side Slam) by 133.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Alabama Doink overpowered CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 27:37 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 3.
The Red Headed Demon won over Bodybag Jones in 9 at 1:56 (Big Boot) by 114 (exhibition).
League Six-man titles: SOS: Shane Gretsky, Alabama Doink*, and Prejudice over SOS: Gluttony, LE Williams*, and Preston James at 15:21 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
Main event: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels pinned CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 57:23 (Piledriver) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 527) |
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SOS: Rash won over Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:16 (Side Slam) by 109.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Martin Van Buren in 6 at 1:44 (Side Slam) by 111.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels defeated SOS: Irma Gerd at 12:12 (Piledriver) by 15.
The Red Headed Demon over Wildfire Johnny Rage in 2 at 4:45 (Count Out) (exhibition).
Main event: CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson drew CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 11:48 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 13: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 732) |
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SOS: Sloth beat Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:16 (Side Slam) by 109.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Ross Perot in 6 at 4:22 (Side Slam) by 108.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists destroyed CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 29:35 (Piledriver) by 4.
The Red Headed Demon over Eric Darkstrom in 3 at 11:10 (Count Out) (exhibition).
Main event: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels beat SOS: Scott Commodity at 48:02 (Piledriver) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 377) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:59 (Side Slam) by 111.
CURE/VD: Patrick annihilated SOS: Wrath at 12:04 (DDT) by 13.
CURE/CTI: Rectal tied CURE/VD: Patrick at 10:40 (Double Disqualification).
The Red Headed Demon annihilated Nook the Secret Weapon in 9 at 0:25 (Big Boot) by 125 (exhibition).
Main event: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels annihilated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 59:10 (Piledriver) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 850) |
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| The Red Headed Demon was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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