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BULLETIN #263 -- NOVEMBER 2022

Card 1: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 13,413)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Tom Arnold at 2:54 (Big Splash) by 200.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Taylor Swift at 2:25 (Chicken Hunting) by 168.
SOS: Scott Commodity bested Drita D'Avanzo at 7:48 (Headlock) by 72.
SOS: Scott Commodity bested Gary Anderson at 3:01 (Headlock) by 87.
VIRUS: Family Jewels outmuscled VIRUS: Gynecologists at 27:23 (Boston Crab) by 2.
VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk annihilated VIRUS: Humpty Hump at 21:44 (Boston Crab) by 6.
VIRUS: Cow Pox beat NME/VIP: Herosaki at 29:46 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: NME/VIP: Breaking Benjamin Carver decked NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 52:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.

Card 2: Held in Austin (Attendance: 18,714)

SOS: Scott Commodity annihilated Tom Arnold at 2:39 (Piledriver) by 196.
SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled Taylor Swift at 0:54 (Hey-Lo) by 166.
NME/VIP: Herosaki over Drita D'Avanzo at 3:35 (Count Out).
NME/VIP: Herosaki defeated Gary Anderson at 6:07 (Headlock) by 80.
VIRUS: Family Jewels decked SOS: Garth String at 28:08 (Boston Crab) by 1.
East Coast title: VIRUS: Shingles outmuscled VIRUS: Swine Flu at 27:43 (Boston Crab) by 3.

NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver beat NME/VIP: Samuel Shekels at 29:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Main event: NME/VIP: Breaking Benjamin Carver annihilated NME/VIP: Hunk and Chunk at 39:50 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.

Card 3: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 8,400)

NME/VIP: Herosaki beat Tom Arnold at 0:25 (Piledriver) by 192.
NME/VIP: Herosaki won over Taylor Swift at 0:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 162.
SOS: Wrath decked Andres Escobar at 3:16 (European Uppercut) by 117.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Gluttony pinned SOS: Pimple at 29:33 (Pig Out) by 3.

VIRUS: Family Jewels overpowered SOS: Lust at 27:45 (Boston Crab) by 2.
VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk defeated SOS: Gary String at 29:35 (Boston Crab) by 1.
NME/VIP: Stan Stacks drew NME/VIP: Aston Martin at 5:01 (Double Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu bested NME/VIP: Breaking Benjamin Carver at 58:21 (Boston Crab) by 4.

Card 4: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 13,704)

VIRUS: Norovirus decked SOS: Javy Jaggar at 29:31 (Boston Crab) by 1.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Mama June at 3:39 (Ankle Lock) by 120.
VIRUS: Pink Eye won over Andres Escobar at 2:08 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser pinned SOS: Pimple at 27:23 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 1.
Pacific Northwest title: VIRUS: HIV annihilated VIRUS: Family Jewels at 29:19 (Boston Crab) by 1.

SOS: Oma Gerd defeated NME/VIP: Aston Martin at 27:00 (Oma Gosh) by 5.
NME/VIP: Aston Martin won over NME/VIP: Donald Dinero at 28:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu bested VIRUS: Norovirus at 38:20 (Boston Crab) by 2.

Card 5: Held in Rosemont (Attendance: 13,251)

VIRUS: Swine Flu outmuscled SOS: Dark Messyer at 27:15 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS: Scott Commodity beat Mama June at 1:40 (Headlock) by 120.
VIRUS: Tonsillitis overpowered Andres Escobar at 4:24 (Back Elbow Smash) by 80.
NME/VIP: "Money" Mike Bugatti destroyed SOS: Pimple at 28:46 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
VIRUS: Family Jewels destroyed VIRUS: Yellow Fever at 20:17 (Boston Crab) by 10.
SOS: Gill T drew VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 6:05 (Double Count Out).
NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver outmuscled NME/VIP: Donald Dinero at 29:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu bested NME/VIP: Aston Martin at 36:30 (Boston Crab) by 9.

Card 6: Held in Montgomery (Attendance: 19,968)

Central Plains title: SOS: Shane Gretsky bested NME/VIP: Hunk and Chunk at 29:13 (The Slap Shot) by 3.
NME/VIP: Herosaki defeated Mama June at 4:59 (Headlock) by 113.
VIRUS: Rectal beat Andres Escobar at 2:19 (Headlock) by 77.
SOS: Pimple outmuscled NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 27:37 (The Popper) by 1.
VIRUS: Family Jewels pinned VIRUS: Horse Pox at 22:12 (Boston Crab) by 6.
SOS: LE Williams pinned NME/VIP: Aston Martin at 19:41 (Ball And Chain) by 7 (Guest Referee: NME/VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay).
VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk beat NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 29:40 (Boston Crab) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu defeated VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 36:24 (Boston Crab) by 4.

Card 7: Held in Anniston (Attendance: 15,919)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster beat Hugh Grant at 2:19 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Richard Hatch at 4:24 (Ankle Lock) by 108.
VIRUS: Zika Virus decked Andres Escobar at 6:37 (Headlock) by 72.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:18 (Ankle Lock) by 138.
VIRUS: Family Jewels destroyed NME/VIP: Chris Currency at 28:57 (Boston Crab) by 5.
VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk won over VIRUS: Squidward at 23:48 (Boston Crab) by 6.
VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk destroyed NME/VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 24:03 (Boston Crab) by 6.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu won over VIRUS: Family Jewels at 43:49 (Boston Crab) by 1.

Card 8: Held in St. Louis (Attendance: 13,469)

SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered Hugh Grant at 4:47 (Headlock) by 109.
SOS: Scott Commodity beat Richard Hatch at 3:41 (Headlock) by 108.
VIRUS: Patrick bested Andres Escobar at 3:03 (Headlock) by 76.
SOS: Scott Commodity decked Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:39 (Headlock) by 138.
VIRUS: Family Jewels bested NME/VIP: Donald Dinero at 20:28 (Boston Crab) by 9.
VIRUS: Chlamydia won over NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 27:49 (Boston Crab) by 2.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 27:54 (Chicken Hunting) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu defeated SOS: Pimple at 44:18 (Boston Crab) by 5.

Card 9: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 18,097)

NME/VIP: Herosaki overpowered Hugh Grant at 3:22 (Headlock) by 102.
NME/VIP: Herosaki annihilated Richard Hatch at 4:00 (Headlock) by 101.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Andres Escobar at 6:21 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
NME/VIP: Herosaki annihilated Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:29 (Headlock) by 131.
VIRUS: Family Jewels pinned NME/VIP: Big Bad Joe Blanton at 28:31 (Boston Crab) by 2.
VIRUS: Swine Flu annihilated SOS: Prejudice at 27:49 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Mid-Atlantic title: VIRUS: Candyman defeated NME/VIP: Aston Martin at 18:09 (Butterfinger) by 8.

Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu defeated NME/VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee at 34:35 (Boston Crab) by 9.

Card 10: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 17,006)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Lil' Baby at 2:39 (Back Elbow Smash) by 139.
SOS: Zitz defeated Andres Escobar at 3:54 (European Uppercut) by 114.
SOS: Scott Commodity over Andres Escobar at 2:34 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
VIRUS: Protozoa beat NME/VIP: Hunk and Chunk at 29:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
VIRUS: Family Jewels annihilated NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 29:49 (Boston Crab) by 5.
VIRUS: Swine Flu defeated SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:00 (Boston Crab) by 4.
NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver overpowered NME/VIP: Aston Martin at 29:50 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu outmuscled VIRUS: Cow Pox at 28:48 (Boston Crab) by 6.

Card 11: Held in Tucson (Attendance: 13,167)

SOS: Scott Commodity beat Lil' Baby at 2:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 135.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Andy Herren at 3:36 (Ankle Lock) by 104.
NME/VIP: Herosaki destroyed Andres Escobar at 4:23 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 110.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Ross Perot at 4:12 (Ankle Lock) by 116.
VIRUS: Norovirus bested SOS: Irma Gerd at 28:40 (Boston Crab) by 3.
VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk pinned VIRUS: Influenza at 21:09 (Boston Crab) by 7 (Guest Referee: Lindsay Lohan).
SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 29:55 (Hey-Lo) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu beat NME/VIP: Samuel Shekels at 37:00 (Boston Crab) by 8.

Card 12: Held in Bern (Attendance: 8,566)

NME/VIP: Herosaki pinned Lil' Baby at 0:46 (Chickenwing) by 131.
SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered Andy Herren at 4:36 (Headlock) by 104.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Fred Merkle at 1:23 (Big Splash) by 170.
SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered Ross Perot at 1:35 (Headlock) by 116.
VIRUS: Norovirus won over VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 29:56 (Boston Crab) by 2.
NME/VIP: Chester Springs decked VIRUS: Swine Flu at 28:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver bested NME/VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee at 29:59 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu defeated VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 49:47 (Boston Crab) by 1.

Card 13: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 13,334)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Vanilla Ice at 1:16 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
NME/VIP: Herosaki pinned Andy Herren at 4:54 (Headlock) by 97.
SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered Fred Merkle at 2:46 (Headlock) by 86.
NME/VIP: Herosaki pinned Ross Perot at 2:27 (Headlock) by 109.
VIRUS: Norovirus bested SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 27:39 (Boston Crab) by 3.
TV title: NME/VIP: Chester Springs annihilated NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 16:16 (Cobra Clutch) by 7 (Guest Referee: SOS: Scott Commodity).

NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver defeated NME/VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 28:30 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson drew VIRUS: Swine Flu at 2:59 (No Contest).

Card 14: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 15,521)

SOS: Scott Commodity bested Vanilla Ice at 3:55 (Headlock) by 102.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Josh Duggar at 1:20 (Chicken Hunting) by 171.
NME/VIP: Herosaki beat Fred Merkle at 4:33 (Headlock) by 79.
VIRUS: The Smog defeated NME/VIP: Aston Martin at 28:28 (Toxic Gas) by 5.
Great Lakes title: VIRUS: Wicked Clown outmuscled VIRUS: Norovirus at 29:17 (Bad Mojo!) by 3.

VIRUS: Swine Flu beat NME/VIP: Samuel Shekels at 19:00 (Boston Crab) by 8.
NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver annihilated NME/VIP: Herosaki at 27:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu outmuscled NME/VIP: The Rocket Roy Halladay at 29:37 (Boston Crab) by 10.

Card 15: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 10,277)

NME/VIP: Herosaki destroyed Vanilla Ice at 4:07 (Headlock) by 95.
SOS: Scott Commodity pinned Josh Duggar at 3:34 (Headlock) by 85.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Chris Webber at 6:05 (Ankle Lock) by 88.
VIRUS: Gone Aria destroyed NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 29:32 (Boston Crab) by 2.
VIRUS: Norovirus pinned NME/VIP: Lex Lotus at 27:59 (Boston Crab) by 1.
VIRUS: Swine Flu beat NME/VIP: The MVP Jimmy Rollins at 22:25 (Boston Crab) by 7 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Family Jewels).
VIRUS: Pink Eye and Gynecologists* won over NME/VIP: Gavin Greenbacks* and The Pop Icon Mike Carver at 16:38 (Boston Crab) by 7 (Guest Referee: Amanda Bynes).
Main event: VIRUS: Swine Flu defeated VIRUS: Gone Aria at 46:58 (Boston Crab) by 4.

Card 16: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 11,033)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Lizzo at 7:27 (Ankle Lock) by 70.
NME/VIP: Herosaki won over Josh Duggar at 2:18 (Headlock) by 78.
SOS: Scott Commodity won over Chris Webber at 5:37 (Headlock) by 88.
Southwest title: SOS: Sloth pinned VIRUS: Cow Pox at 27:22 (The Pig Pen) by 5.

VIRUS: Norovirus won over NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 28:52 (Boston Crab) by 4.
VIRUS: Swine Flu destroyed NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 20:51 (Boston Crab) by 6.
League Tag-team titles: VIRUS: Pink Eye and Gynecologists* pinned VIRUS: Bootylicious* and Cow Pox at 14:44 (Boston Crab) by 16.

Card 17: Held in Lynn (Attendance: 15,685)

SOS: Scott Commodity destroyed Lizzo at 7:51 (Headlock) by 70.
SOS: Rash defeated VIRUS: Cow Pox at 28:50 (Intense Itching) by 4.
NME/VIP: Herosaki overpowered Chris Webber at 3:50 (Headlock) by 81.
VIRUS: Cactus Sac annihilated VIRUS: Cow Pox at 28:30 (Boston Crab) by 3.
NME/VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee destroyed NME/VIP: Yeti Yen at 29:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
VIRUS: Swine Flu decked NME/VIP: "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams at 22:01 (Boston Crab) by 6.
TV Tag-team titles: NME/VIP: Gavin Greenbacks* and The Pop Icon Mike Carver decked VIRUS: Bootylicious* and Cow Pox at 15:26 (Boston Crab) by 9.

Card 18: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 5,994)

NME/VIP: Herosaki over Lizzo at 9:47 (Disqualification: nail file).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Khloe Kardashian at 0:37 (Ankle Lock) by 114.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Leon Lett at 4:45 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
Southeast title: SOS: Greed overpowered NME/VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee at 16:51 (Jackpot) by 10.

NME/VIP: Hunk and Chunk tied SOS: Envy at 6:35 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS: Spanish Flu bested VIRUS: Cow Pox at 28:20 (Boston Crab) by 4.
NME/VIP: Yeti Yen*, Stan Stacks, and Chris Currency over NME/VIP: Lex Lotus*, Aston Martin, and "Money" Mike Bugatti at 6:33 (Disqualification: hit ref).

Card 19: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 6,407)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked Lady Gaga at 4:42 (Ankle Lock) by 75.
SOS: Scott Commodity won over Khloe Kardashian at 1:20 (Headlock) by 114.
SOS: Scott Commodity decked Leon Lett at 5:57 (Headlock) by 76.
VIRUS: Strep Throat pinned VIRUS: Cow Pox at 29:21 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: Preston James overpowered NME/VIP: Hunk and Chunk at 28:03 (Prank Call) by 1.
VIRUS: Cow Pox pinned NME/VIP: Gavin Greenbacks at 27:16 (Boston Crab) by 2.
NME/VIP: Christopher Moltisanti, Gavin Greenbacks*, and The Pop Icon Mike Carver beat NME/VIP: Lex Lotus, Aston Martin, and "Money" Mike Bugatti* at 16:21 (Boston Crab) by 11.

Card 20: Held in Richmond (Attendance: 9,743)

SOS: Scott Commodity won over Lady Gaga at 2:34 (Headlock) by 75.
NME/VIP: Herosaki won over Khloe Kardashian at 2:30 (Headlock) by 107.
NME/VIP: Herosaki destroyed Leon Lett at 3:14 (Headlock) by 69.
SOS: Alabama Doink defeated NME/VIP: "The Ace" Cliff Lee at 23:27 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 6.
NME/VIP: Hunk and Chunk tied NME/VIP: Chris Currency (Time Limit).
VIRUS: Cow Pox defeated NME/VIP: The Pop Icon Mike Carver at 28:57 (Boston Crab) by 3.
TV Six-man titles: NME/VIP: The MVP Jimmy Rollins*, Big Bad Joe Blanton, and "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams pinned NME/VIP: Lex Lotus*, Aston Martin, and "Money" Mike Bugatti at 10:43 (Back Elbow Smash) by 16.

Card 21: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 14,542)

NME/VIP: Herosaki over Lady Gaga at 3:08 (Disqualification: used powder).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Drita D'Avanzo at 0:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 137.
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Gary Anderson at 3:19 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
VIRUS: Norovirus pinned VIRUS: Bootylicious at 27:01 (Boston Crab) by 1.
NME/VIP: Hunk and Chunk tied NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver (Time Limit).
VIRUS: Cow Pox drew NME/VIP: Mr. YLL Mike Carver at 2:05 (Double Count Out).

Battle Royal: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 10,315)

NME/VIP: Gavin Greenbacks was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

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