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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #301 -- WINTER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 4,401) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd over Destructo in 1 at 0:49 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Lil' Baby in 6 at 1:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Andy Herren in 6 at 2:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 0:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 132.
SOS: Sloth destroyed The Red Headed Demon in 14 at 2:43 (Big Splash) by 117.
SOS: LE Williams bested CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 16:11 (Ball And Chain) by 6.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Javy Jaggar* and Dark Messyer pinned SOS: Shane Gretsky and Zitz* at 11:45 (The Five Hole) by 21.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson decked CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 57:33 (DDT) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Albany (Attendance: 3,615) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Destructo in 6 at 2:17 (Cross-Armbar) by 118.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Lil' Baby in 6 at 3:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 95.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Josh Duggar in 1 at 4:54 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Martin Van Buren in 6 at 1:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 119.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac pinned CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 21:01 (Boston Crab) by 7.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:29 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS: Rash and Sloth* over SOS: Shane Gretsky and Zitz* in 14 at 6:54 (Disqualification: used powder).
Main event: SOS: Preston James overpowered CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 58:31 (Prank Call) by 4. |
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| Card 3: Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 7,826) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Vanilla Ice in 6 at 4:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 108.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Josh Duggar at 2:51 (Chicken Hunting) by 164.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Martin Van Buren in 6 at 4:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
SOS: Gluttony annihilated SOS: Greed at 19:14 (Pig Out) by 10.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron annihilated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:55 (High Tide) by 5.
SOS: Wrath* and Lust over SOS: Shane Gretsky and Zitz* in 13 at 2:29 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Main event: SOS: LE Williams pinned SOS: Preston James at 52:27 (Ball And Chain) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 3,114) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Tom Arnold in 12 at 1:07 (Big Splash) by 195.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 5:15 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: Rash pinned The Red Headed Demon in 14 at 1:36 (Piledriver) by 117.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Millard Fillmore in 6 at 3:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 99.
SOS: Gluttony bested CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 22:19 (Pig Out) by 9 (non-title).
SOS: Preston James beat CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:19 (Prank Call) by 4.
SOS: Greed* and Prejudice destroyed SOS: Shane Gretsky and Zitz* at 13:28 (Jackpot) by 15.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams won over CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 42:54 (Ball And Chain) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Jacksonville (Attendance: 2,395) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd won over Maniac Jak in 6 at 1:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 132.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Lizzo in 6 at 6:37 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 64.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:17 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Millard Fillmore in 6 at 4:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis pinned SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 28:37 (Boston Crab) by 3.
CURE/VD: Yellow Fever annihilated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:04 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser and Gary String* won over SOS: Shane Gretsky and Zitz* at 9:09 (Another Bad Pun?) by 15.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams overpowered SOS: Alabama Doink at 38:22 (Ball And Chain) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in Florence (Attendance: 8,475) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Maniac Jak in 6 at 2:20 (Cross-Armbar) by 126.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Lizzo in 6 at 4:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 58.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Khloe Kardashian in 2 at 3:59 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Vlad the Wretched in 6 at 3:23 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis outmuscled CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:12 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk destroyed CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:52 (Boston Crab) by 4.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Shane Gretsky and Zitz* pinned CURE/VD: Pink Eye and CURE/CTI: Rectal* at 27:02 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony pinned SOS: LE Williams at 36:24 (Pig Out) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Homewood (Attendance: 7,979) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar pinned Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:26 (Side Slam) by 107.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Lady Gaga in 6 at 4:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 6:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 74.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Vlad the Wretched in 6 at 6:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
SOS: Alabama Doink outmuscled CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:55 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 2.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 28:49 (Chicken Hunting) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony decked The Red Headed Demon in 14 at 5:54 (DDT) by 128. |
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| Card 8: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 8,502) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Hugo the Slacker in 6 at 4:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Lady Gaga in 6 at 6:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 7:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 68.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Ross Perot in 6 at 2:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 114.
SOS: Alabama Doink bested SOS: Lust at 28:48 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 2.
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown decked CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:29 (Bad Mojo!) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony outmuscled SOS: Zitz at 34:55 (Pig Out) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in New Orleans (Attendance: 7,978) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Hugo the Slacker in 6 at 3:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Taylor Swift in 6 at 4:26 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 121.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Fred Merkle in 6 at 6:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Ross Perot in 6 at 3:04 (Cross-Armbar) by 108.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Don Scrubford in 6 at 4:31 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 110.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated CURE/VD: Candyman at 28:52 (DDT) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony annihilated SOS: Shane Gretsky at 31:25 (Pig Out) by 8. |
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| Card 10: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 9,640) |
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Southwest title: SOS: Dark Messyer overpowered CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 28:18 (The Cross Check) by 2.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Taylor Swift in 6 at 1:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 115.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Fred Merkle in 12 at 1:35 (Big Splash) by 163.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Dan Quayle in 6 at 3:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 117.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Don Scrubford in 6 at 3:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
East Coast title: SOS: Garth String bested SOS: LE Williams at 29:16 (Another One) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony overpowered CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 44:08 (Pig Out) by 9. |
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| Card 11: Held in Houston (Attendance: 5,086) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky outmuscled CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 28:45 (The Slap Shot) by 1.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Mama June in 6 at 1:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 122.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Chris Webber in 6 at 5:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 85.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Dan Quayle in 6 at 4:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 111.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Louie Kablooie in 6 at 5:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.
Pacific Northwest title: CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump bested The Red Headed Demon at 2:51 (Boston Crab) by 134.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony pinned CURE/VD: The Smog at 55:04 (Pig Out) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Budapest (Attendance: 2,454) |
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Southeast title: SOS: Envy pinned SOS: Shane Gretsky at 28:50 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 5.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Mama June in 6 at 3:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 116.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Chris Webber in 6 at 2:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 79.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Lindsay Lohan in 6 at 3:04 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 72.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Louie Kablooie in 6 at 6:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
SOS: Preston James destroyed SOS: Gary String at 29:45 (Prank Call) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony annihilated CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 29:25 (Pig Out) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 8,538) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Dr. Crankenstein in 6 at 3:02 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 113.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Leon Lett in 6 at 4:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Lindsay Lohan in 6 at 3:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 66.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson destroyed CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 27:34 (DDT) by 1.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Jimmy Carter in 6 at 4:20 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony pinned CURE/VD: Patrick at 36:14 (Pig Out) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 5,391) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Dr. Crankenstein in 1 at 6:13 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster decked Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:15 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Leon Lett in 6 at 1:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 76.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Jane Fonda in 1 at 4:48 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated CURE/VD: Norovirus at 28:31 (DDT) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Gerald Ford in 6 at 1:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony won over CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 17:43 (Pig Out) by 6. |
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| Card 15: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 1,550) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated The Creepy Crawler in 6 at 4:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 113.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 0:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Gary Anderson in 6 at 2:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Jane Fonda in 6 at 7:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 74.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists outmuscled CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 28:19 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Amanda Bynes in 6 at 1:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 99.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony beat CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 16:31 (Pig Out) by 8. |
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| Card 16: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 9,196) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed The Creepy Crawler in 6 at 2:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
SOS: Zitz destroyed SOS: Wrath at 29:16 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 2.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Gary Anderson in 7 at 1:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.
CURE/VD: The Smog overpowered CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:36 (Toxic Gas) by 5.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson pinned CURE/CTI: Rectal at 29:16 (DDT) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Sean Penn in 6 at 4:26 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony overpowered CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 58:39 (Pig Out) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Malta (Attendance: 9,818) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Forrest Glenfield in 6 at 6:18 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.
SOS: Zitz won over CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:43 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Fallen Paparazzi #2 in 6 at 4:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.
CURE/VD: Gone Aria tied CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:36 (Double Disqualification).
CURE/VD: Patrick destroyed CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 17:57 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Jimmy Carter in 6 at 0:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony outmuscled CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 28:49 (Pig Out) by 7. |
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| Card 18: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 8,372) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Forrest Glenfield in 6 at 6:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 84.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Dinosaurus Max in 6 at 3:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Fallen Paparazzi #2 in 2 at 5:14 (Disqualification: hit ref).
CURE/VD: Gone Aria won over SOS: Prejudice at 29:18 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: HIV defeated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:10 (Boston Crab) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Gerald Ford in 6 at 4:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony defeated SOS: Scott Commodity at 38:55 (Pig Out) by 7. |
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| Card 19: Held in Talladega (Attendance: 3,498) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Hugh Grant in 6 at 6:05 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Dinosaurus Max in 6 at 6:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 80.
SOS: Gluttony overpowered SOS: Pimple at 29:42 (Pig Out) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Omar the Humongous in 6 at 4:44 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 112.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson tied SOS: Oma Gerd at 3:05 (Double Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Amanda Bynes in 6 at 3:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony won over SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 41:02 (Pig Out) by 6. |
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| Card 20: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 6,596) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Hugh Grant in 2 at 29:51 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Andy Herren in 6 at 4:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 1 at 2:48 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Omar the Humongous in 6 at 1:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 106.
TV title: SOS: Irma Gerd beat CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 21:38 (Irma Genius) by 7.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Sean Penn in 6 at 2:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 82.
Main event: SOS: Gluttony overpowered SOS: Gill T at 50:26 (Pig Out) by 1. |
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