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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #291 -- SUMMER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in East Chicago (Attendance: 5,679) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Tom Arnold in 6 at 3:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Lizzo in 6 at 4:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 77.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Andy Herren in 6 at 1:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Leon Lett in 6 at 5:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 67 (non-title).
CURE: Masked Misfit #2 beat SOS: Sloth at 21:12 (Stunner) by 10.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious decked CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 29:35 (Boston Crab) by 1.
CURE/VD: Squidward destroyed CURE/VD: HIV at 29:22 (Piledriver) by 3.
CURE/VD: Pink Eye, CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump, and CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster* bested Andy Herren, SOS: Pimple*, and Garth String in 9 at 6:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 32.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 56:09 (Chicken Hunting) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Rio de Janeiro (Attendance: 4,933) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Tom Arnold in 6 at 3:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Lizzo in 6 at 5:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 77 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Andy Herren in 1 at 4:32 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone) (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Gary Anderson in 6 at 3:05 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious outmuscled CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 27:14 (Boston Crab) by 4.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious beat CURE: Masked Misfit #1 at 24:02 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/VD: HIV decked SOS: Prejudice at 18:22 (Boston Crab) by 10.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat CURE/VD: HIV at 45:24 (Chicken Hunting) by 7. |
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| Card 3: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 1,665) |
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CURE/VD: Patrick outmuscled SOS: Javy Jaggar at 13:26 (Boston Crab) by 21.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Lady Gaga in 6 at 5:12 (Back Elbow Smash) by 76.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered Josh Duggar in 12 at 1:25 (Piledriver) by 167.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Gary Anderson in 2 at 6:40 (Count Out) (non-title).
CURE: Striker Jedi outmuscled CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 19:11 (Boston Crab) by 8 (Guest Referee: Jimmy Carter).
TV title: CURE: Masked Misfit #2 won over CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 28:36 (Stunner) by 5.
Central Plains title: SOS: Preston James outmuscled CURE/VD: HIV at 17:42 (Prank Call) by 9.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested CURE/VD: Pink Eye at 44:54 (Chicken Hunting) by 8 (Guest Referee: Lizzo). |
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| Card 4: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 3,228) |
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SOS: Alabama Doink pinned SOS: Dark Messyer at 11:18 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 24.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Lady Gaga in 6 at 3:20 (Back Elbow Smash) by 76 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Josh Duggar in 12 at 1:42 (Piledriver) by 167 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Cow Pox overpowered SOS: Pimple at 9:33 (Boston Crab) by 21.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox bested SOS: Greed at 28:17 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious won over CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 28:29 (Boston Crab) by 5.
CURE/VD: Influenza bested CURE/VD: HIV at 28:13 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Zitz tied CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 4:48 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 5: Held in Kansas City (Attendance: 6,111) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: CURE: Charred Nightmare destroyed SOS: Shane Gretsky at 28:55 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Taylor Swift in 6 at 3:06 (Back Elbow Smash) by 111.
CURE: Masked Misfit #2 over SOS: Rash in 7 at 0:46 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 140.
SOS: Gluttony outmuscled CURE: Masked Misfit #1 at 29:37 (Pig Out) by 5.
CURE: Striker Jedi annihilated CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 28:23 (Boston Crab) by 4.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox outmuscled CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:48 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated SOS: Shane Gretsky at 28:26 (Chicken Hunting) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Louisville (Attendance: 4,775) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky beat CURE/VD: Protozoa at 27:05 (The Slap Shot) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Taylor Swift in 6 at 1:03 (Back Elbow Smash) by 111 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 110.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 0:37 (Back Elbow Smash) by 140 (non-title).
Rocky Mountains title: CURE/VD: Strep Throat pinned CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 29:48 (Boston Crab) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious won over CURE/VD: Candyman at 28:12 (Boston Crab) by 3.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox decked CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 28:38 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Main event: CURE: Striker Jedi beat CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 58:44 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Oshkosh (Attendance: 2,645) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky annihilated CURE/VD: The Smog at 27:10 (The Slap Shot) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Mama June in 6 at 2:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 4:20 (Back Elbow Smash) by 110 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Ross Perot in 1 at 1:19 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: Alabama Doink decked CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 27:30 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 3.
Pacific Northwest title: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels won over CURE: Masked Misfit #1 at 17:46 (Piledriver) by 7.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox overpowered CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 29:10 (Boston Crab) by 2.
Main event: CURE: Striker Jedi beat CURE: Masked Misfit #1 at 35:36 (Boston Crab) by 10. |
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| Card 8: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 3,070) |
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CURE/CTI: Bootylicious bested SOS: Shane Gretsky at 27:07 (Boston Crab) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Mama June in 6 at 4:43 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 5:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 71.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Ross Perot in 6 at 1:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 110 (non-title).
SOS: Alabama Doink bested CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 29:30 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 5.
CURE: Masked Misfit #2 outmuscled CURE/VD: Norovirus at 24:42 (Stunner) by 7.
CURE/VD: Candyman won over CURE: Masked Misfit #1 at 29:23 (Butterfinger) by 3.
Main event: CURE: Striker Jedi beat CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 43:23 (Boston Crab) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 4,459) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky over SOS: Gary String in 11 at 5:09 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 7:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 71 (non-title).
SOS: Alabama Doink beat SOS: Wrath at 28:38 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 5.
SOS: Alabama Doink overpowered CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 27:33 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 3.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists tied CURE/VD: Cow Pox (Time Limit).
CURE/VD: Protozoa and Horse Pox* defeated CURE/VD: The Smog* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists at 27:03 (Stunner) by 3.
Main event: CURE: Masked Misfit #2 destroyed CURE: Striker Jedi at 42:37 (Stunner) by 1. |
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| Card 10: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 7,248) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky decked SOS: Gill T at 29:24 (The Slap Shot) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Andres Escobar in 6 at 4:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 66.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious destroyed CURE/VD: Pink Eye at 22:55 (Boston Crab) by 7.
SOS: Alabama Doink annihilated CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 21:45 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 8 (Guest Referee: Drita D'Avanzo).
CURE: Striker Jedi annihilated CURE/CTI: Rectal at 17:08 (Boston Crab) by 7.
TV Tag-team titles: CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and Strep Throat destroyed CURE/VD: The Smog* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists at 20:27 (Stunner) by 9.
Main event: CURE: Masked Misfit #2 annihilated SOS: Alabama Doink at 33:36 (Stunner) by 2. |
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| Card 11: Held in Santiago (Attendance: 2,633) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94.
SOS: Zitz drew CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 2:54 (Double Count Out).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Andres Escobar in 6 at 7:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by 66 (non-title).
East Coast title: CURE/VD: Zika Virus pinned CURE/VD: Pink Eye at 17:11 (Brainbuster) by 9.
SOS: Alabama Doink overpowered CURE: Mike Eaves at 20:00 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 10.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson destroyed CURE/VD: Patrick at 27:59 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: Patrick and Sponge Bob* overpowered CURE/VD: The Smog* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists at 29:47 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Main event: CURE: Masked Misfit #2 destroyed CURE/VD: Patrick at 43:47 (Stunner) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in Homewood (Attendance: 2,500) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94 (non-title).
SOS: Zitz outmuscled CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 29:42 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Fred Merkle in 1 at 3:36 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
CURE/VD: Pink Eye won over SOS: Irma Gerd at 14:36 (Boston Crab) by 11.
CURE: Masked Misfit #1 beat SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 12:01 (Stunner) by 14.
CURE: Striker Jedi overpowered SOS: Garth String at 14:57 (Boston Crab) by 21.
CURE/VD: The Smog, CURE/CTI: Gynecologists, and CURE/VD: Sponge Bob* destroyed Andy Herren*, SOS: Pimple, and Garth String at 7:50 (Brainbuster) by 32.
Main event: CURE: Masked Misfit #2 bested CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 52:54 (Stunner) by 5. |
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| Card 13: Held in Warsaw (Attendance: 6,555) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Lil' Baby in 1 at 2:55 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS: Zitz beat SOS: Oma Gerd at 27:18 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Fred Merkle in 12 at 0:21 (Piledriver) by 168 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Sponge Bob bested CURE/VD: Pink Eye at 17:33 (Brainbuster) by 8 (Guest Referee: Khloe Kardashian).
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious tied CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 24:02 (Double Count Out).
CURE/VD: Patrick won over SOS: Envy at 28:38 (Boston Crab) by 2.
TV Six-man titles: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels, CURE/VD: Norovirus, and Zika Virus* beat Andy Herren, SOS: Pimple*, and Garth String in 9 at 10:42 (Fallaway Slam) by 34.
Main event: CURE: Masked Misfit #2 bested CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 36:33 (Stunner) by 6. |
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| Card 14: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 1,013) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Lil' Baby in 6 at 3:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97 (non-title).
Great Lakes title: SOS: LE Williams decked SOS: Zitz at 29:57 (Ball And Chain) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Chris Webber in 6 at 4:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron outmuscled CURE/VD: Pink Eye at 22:11 (High Tide) by 7.
West Coast title: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious destroyed CURE/VD: Patrick at 27:19 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: Patrick annihilated CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 27:34 (Boston Crab) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Rectal, CURE/VD: Swine Flu*, and Spanish Flu destroyed Andy Herren, SOS: Pimple*, and Garth String in 9 at 10:22 (Fallaway Slam) by 28.
Main event: SOS: Scott Commodity pinned CURE: Masked Misfit #2 at 39:17 (Hey-Lo) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 6,671) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Vanilla Ice in 2 at 0:40 (Count Out).
SOS: Zitz pinned CURE/VD: Swine Flu at 29:51 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Chris Webber in 2 at 13:06 (Count Out) (non-title).
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious outmuscled CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 28:18 (Boston Crab) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious annihilated CURE/VD: HIV at 21:53 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/VD: Shingles overpowered CURE: Masked Misfit #1 at 27:39 (Brainbuster) by 5.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump, CURE/VD: Yellow Fever*, and "Drunk" Terry Flunk won over Andy Herren, SOS: Pimple*, and Garth String in 9 at 10:02 (Fallaway Slam) by 34.
Main event: SOS: Scott Commodity won over SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 16:06 (Hey-Lo) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 1,314) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:06 (Back Elbow Smash) by 111 (non-title).
SOS: Zitz drew CURE: Masked Misfit #3 at 4:44 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Leon Lett in 6 at 5:48 (Back Elbow Smash) by 67.
CURE: Masked Misfit #2 bested CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 23:58 (Stunner) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious destroyed CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:38 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE: Striker Jedi bested SOS: Lust at 28:59 (Boston Crab) by 3.
CURE/VD: Shingles*, Squidward, and Influenza won over Andy Herren, SOS: Pimple*, and Garth String in 9 at 8:05 (Fallaway Slam) by 34. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 7,776) |
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CURE: Striker Jedi was paid $1,000 when CURE: Masked Misfit #2 catapulted him onto the concrete floor.
CURE: Charred Nightmare took $1,100 after CURE: Masked Misfit #2 tossed him into his manager at ringside.
CURE: Masked Misfit #2 won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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