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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #287 -- APRIL 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 4,917) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered Tom Arnold in 12 at 2:35 (Big Splash) by 182.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Taylor Swift in 6 at 2:03 (Headlock) by 90.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 4:26 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 72.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 0:53 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 126.
CURE/VD: Influenza overpowered CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 27:08 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: Horse Pox annihilated SOS: Garth String at 29:33 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS: Shane Gretsky and Lust* bested CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 16:50 (Sudden Attraction) by 10.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels decked CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:23 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Card 2: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 9,447) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Tom Arnold in 12 at 0:30 (Big Splash) by 186.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Mama June in 1 at 3:53 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 6:30 (Headlock) by 75.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:12 (Headlock) by 129.
CURE/VD: Norovirus bested CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 20:48 (Boston Crab) by 7.
CURE/VD: Horse Pox decked CURE/VD: Zika Virus at 21:17 (Boston Crab) by 8.
SOS: Rash and Sloth* outmuscled CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 18:09 (The Pig Pen) by 8.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels defeated CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 34:07 (Boston Crab) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 1,308) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar defeated CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 27:01 (The Five Hole) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Mama June in 6 at 5:03 (Headlock) by 98.
SOS: Wrath defeated Andres Escobar in 6 at 6:39 (European Uppercut) by 63.
CURE/VD: Protozoa beat SOS: Sloth at 28:26 (Boston Crab) by 4.
Northeast title: CURE/VD: Norovirus decked CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 27:22 (Boston Crab) by 4.
East Coast title: CURE/VD: Patrick beat CURE/VD: Shingles at 28:49 (Boston Crab) by 4.
CURE/VD: Pink Eye* and CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump defeated SOS: Garth String* and Envy at 28:12 (Backbreaker) by 1.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels decked CURE/VD: Shingles at 32:52 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 8,959) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer decked CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 28:25 (The Cross Check) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Richard Hatch in 6 at 6:34 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 95.
CURE/VD: Strep Throat bested Andres Escobar in 6 at 6:46 (Side Slam) by 63.
CURE/VD: Protozoa annihilated CURE/CTI: Rectal at 27:50 (Boston Crab) by 5.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists destroyed CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 28:35 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump bested CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 27:19 (Boston Crab) by 2.
League Tag-team titles: CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious decked SOS: Garth String* and Envy at 27:55 (Backbreaker) by 5.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels defeated SOS: Zitz at 48:59 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 4,255) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky won over Andres Escobar in 6 at 2:52 (Fallaway Slam) by 63.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 5:13 (Headlock) by 98.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson destroyed Andres Escobar in 8 at 1:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Protozoa defeated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 16:50 (Boston Crab) by 10 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Shingles annihilated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 28:26 (Boston Crab) by 4.
CURE/VD: Shingles bested SOS: Irma Gerd at 28:31 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious bested CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 15:55 (Backbreaker) by 12.
Main event: CURE/VD: Horse Pox decked CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 30:00 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 5,958) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Hugh Grant in 2 at 1:11 (Count Out).
SOS: Zitz defeated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:01 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 3.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked Andres Escobar in 8 at 5:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 94.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade outmuscled Ross Perot in 6 at 3:07 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107.
CURE/VD: HIV defeated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:10 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron won over CURE/VD: Shingles at 27:51 (High Tide) by 3.
CURE/VD: Strep Throat* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists bested SOS: Garth String* and Envy at 28:20 (Backbreaker) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Horse Pox decked CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 22:20 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Card 7: Held in Alberta (Attendance: 7,112) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Hugh Grant in 2 at 3:54 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
SOS: Gary String bested SOS: Zitz at 28:39 (Another Bad Pun?) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Andres Escobar in 8 at 2:19 (European Uppercut) by 98.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Ross Perot in 6 at 4:17 (Headlock) by 110.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson decked SOS: Oma Gerd at 28:30 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS: Lust outmuscled CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 29:22 (Sudden Attraction) by 3.
CURE/VD: Strep Throat* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists outmuscled CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 16:25 (Backbreaker) by 8.
Main event: CURE/VD: Horse Pox beat CURE/VD: Influenza at 43:50 (Boston Crab) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Hamburg (Attendance: 2,623) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested Lil' Baby in 9 at 1:34 (European Uppercut) by 149.
Great Lakes title: SOS: LE Williams bested SOS: Zitz at 29:31 (Ball And Chain) by 4.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over Fred Merkle in 6 at 3:33 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 83.
CURE/VD: Pink Eye pinned CURE/VD: Shingles at 28:13 (Backbreaker) by 2.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 17:44 (Boston Crab) by 9.
CURE/VD: Yellow Fever pinned CURE/VD: HIV at 28:14 (Boston Crab) by 1.
SOS: Alabama Doink and Gary String* defeated SOS: Garth String* and Envy at 28:32 (Another Bad Pun?) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Horse Pox annihilated CURE/VD: Norovirus at 43:36 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in Red Hook (Attendance: 5,774) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Lil' Baby in 9 at 1:55 (Chickenwing) by 153.
CURE/VD: Swine Flu outmuscled SOS: Zitz at 28:34 (Backbreaker) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Fred Merkle in 6 at 2:15 (Headlock) by 86.
CURE/VD: Horse Pox overpowered CURE/VD: The Smog at 28:03 (Boston Crab) by 5.
CURE/VD: Influenza decked CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 16:31 (Boston Crab) by 8.
CURE/VD: Horse Pox overpowered SOS: Gill T at 19:02 (Boston Crab) by 11.
CURE/CTI: Rectal and CURE/VD: Swine Flu* beat SOS: Garth String* and Envy at 29:41 (Backbreaker) by 5.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa bested CURE/VD: Horse Pox at 43:52 (Boston Crab) by 1. |
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| Card 10: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 3,964) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 4:50 (Count Out).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered Andy Herren in 6 at 2:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 81.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Chris Webber in 6 at 3:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100.
CURE/VD: Gone Aria decked CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 24:36 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/VD: Yellow Fever pinned CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:01 (Boston Crab) by 3.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox defeated CURE/VD: Squidward at 28:49 (Boston Crab) by 5.
TV Tag-team titles: CURE/CTI: Rectal and CURE/VD: Swine Flu* decked CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 19:41 (Backbreaker) by 12.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa beat CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 35:59 (Boston Crab) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held in La Paz (Attendance: 9,270) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 2:26 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Andy Herren in 6 at 4:27 (Headlock) by 84.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Chris Webber in 6 at 1:03 (Headlock) by 103.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac annihilated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 28:05 (Boston Crab) by 5.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu won over CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:33 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS: Prejudice bested CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 29:02 (And Zombies) by 2.
SOS: Garth String* and Envy overpowered CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 21:04 (Another One) by 7.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa decked CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 39:45 (Boston Crab) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 2,606) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade over Lizzo in 2 at 6:25 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned Josh Duggar in 6 at 6:05 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 82.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed Leon Lett in 6 at 2:14 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat SOS: Greed at 29:57 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox decked CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 28:32 (Boston Crab) by 5.
CURE/VD: Influenza outmuscled CURE/VD: Sponge Bob at 29:22 (Boston Crab) by 2.
TV Six-man titles: Andy Herren, SOS: Pimple*, and Garth String outmuscled NME/VIP: Donald Dinero*, The Rocket Roy Halladay, and Herosaki at 7:18 (The Popper) by 25.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa bested CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 44:31 (Boston Crab) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Gulf Shores (Attendance: 4,540) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Lizzo in 6 at 5:25 (Headlock) by 74.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Josh Duggar in 6 at 5:29 (Headlock) by 85.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Leon Lett in 6 at 4:35 (Headlock) by 79.
CURE/VD: Influenza defeated SOS: Gluttony at 18:56 (Boston Crab) by 10.
TV title: CURE/VD: Horse Pox outmuscled CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 16:03 (Boston Crab) by 9.
West Coast title: SOS: Envy outmuscled CURE/VD: Yellow Fever at 29:54 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 3.
SOS: Wrath*, Greed, and Prejudice decked NME/VIP: Donald Dinero*, The Rocket Roy Halladay, and Herosaki in 6 at 13:47 (European Uppercut) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa overpowered SOS: Scott Commodity at 44:02 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Milan (Attendance: 6,329) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Lady Gaga in 6 at 4:52 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 64.
CURE/VD: Protozoa defeated SOS: Rash at 28:43 (Boston Crab) by 5.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested Gary Anderson in 7 at 5:14 (Mounted Punches) by 83.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis drew CURE/VD: Norovirus (Time Limit).
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 22:08 (Chicken Hunting) by 6.
CURE/VD: Cow Pox annihilated SOS: Preston James at 29:54 (Boston Crab) by 2.
League Six-man titles: CURE/VD: Pink Eye*, CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump, and CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned SOS: Wrath*, Garth String, and Gill T at 14:34 (Backbreaker) by 18.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa beat CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 47:24 (Boston Crab) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 2,579) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat Lady Gaga in 6 at 6:36 (Headlock) by 67.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade beat Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:58 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Gary Anderson in 7 at 3:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 85.
CURE/VD: Influenza pinned SOS: Alabama Doink at 29:06 (Boston Crab) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown decked CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 16:53 (Bad Mojo!) by 7.
Central Plains title: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk decked CURE/VD: Cow Pox at 27:01 (Boston Crab) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Protozoa defeated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 34:50 (Boston Crab) by 11. |
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| Card 16: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 7,000) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated Taylor Swift in 6 at 3:01 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 87.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster decked Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:59 (Headlock) by 104.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Pimple bested CURE/VD: Norovirus at 29:10 (The Popper) by 1.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu defeated SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 29:52 (Boston Crab) by 1.
CURE/VD: Candyman outmuscled CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:40 (Butterfinger) by 2.
SOS: Javy Jaggar* and Dark Messyer won over SOS: Garth String* and Envy at 27:52 (The Five Hole) by 3. |
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