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COFFIN FILLER LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #78 -- APRIL 2025 |
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Card 1: Held at the Sanderson Fairgrounds, Salem, Massachusetts (Attendance: 2,765) |
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Cobra beat Jason Adams in 6 at 3:28 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90 (non-title). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook pinned Owen Thompson in 6 at 3:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 109. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook pinned Roger Roger in 6 at 2:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 84. Cobra defeated Hitman Huey in 6 at 4:00 (Shoulder Breaker) by 100 (non-title). SOS: "Who the Heck is?" Mike Cook 2 pinned Cobra at 23:20 (The Most Well Known Finisher) by 7. "Bruiser" Bob Kutler pinned "The Grappler" Gordon Solie at 23:29 (Flying Full Nelson) by 9 (arm wrasslin'). Mr. Buddy Cohn* and Jack Conrad, Sr. beat Harvey Dangerfield and Charles Darnough* in 6 at 1:47 (Mounted Punches) by 104. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook defeated Cobra at 26:51 (Boston Crab) by 7. |
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Card 2: Held at the Sears Center, Chicago, IL (Attendance: 9,009) |
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SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook won over Jason Adams in 6 at 3:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 91. Cobra defeated General Ken O.B. in 6 at 4:01 (Shoulder Breaker) by 73 (non-title). Cobra annihilated Shady Shane in 6 at 5:03 (Shoulder Breaker) by 97 (non-title). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook bested Hitman Huey in 6 at 4:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 101. Cobra destroyed "Gorgeous" George Snider at 16:45 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 14 (non-title). Granpa Gene outmuscled "Korean Nightmare" Kim Jong Il at 5:21 (Spinning Toe Hold) by 26. The Candy Kid and Soda Pop Kid* overpowered The 93 Yr. Old Wrestling Referee and The Masked Mangler* at 2:51 (Mt. Dew DDT) by 62. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook annihilated The Candy Kid at 12:06 (Boston Crab) by 23. |
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Card 3: Held at the Newcastle Entertainment Centre, New South Wales, Australia (Attendance: 8,046) |
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SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook over Jason Adams in 2 at 6:15 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook outmuscled General Ken O.B. in 6 at 6:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 74. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook overpowered Shady Shane in 6 at 5:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 98. Central Plains title: Cobra bested The Candy Kid at 8:58 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 16. TV title: SOS: Bronze Champ Mike Cook decked Cobra at 14:30 (Cook's EDGE) by 14. The Colonel won over Mayor George Armstrong at 15:30 (The Flying Chicken Wing) by 13. TV Tag-team titles: Cobra and SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe* overpowered Senator Chuck Grassley and Senator Bernie Sanders* at 12:17 (Found Clue) by 14. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook over COT/FRM-16: Solomon Grindstone in 14 at 10:30 (Count Out). |
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Card 4: Held at Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FL (Attendance: 8,887) |
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Cobra beat Les B. More in 6 at 0:59 (Shoulder Breaker) by 121 (non-title). Cobra bested Brock Bruiser in 6 at 6:54 (Shoulder Breaker) by 82 (non-title). Cobra defeated Old Yeller in 6 at 4:17 (Shoulder Breaker) by 93 (non-title). "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin overpowered Mr. Ted Koppel in 8 at 12:08 (Palm Strike) by 23 (razor wire). Cobra won over COT/FRM-16: Percival Monk at 12:21 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 15. SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook beat Governor Blackburn in 11 at 11:27 (Backbreaker) by 18 (non-title). League Tag-team titles: Senator Chuck Grassley* and Senator Bernie Sanders defeated Cobra* and COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1 in 12 at 27:31 (Camel Clutch) by 4. Main event: SOS: Mike "The SISOShammer" Cook outmuscled SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook at 32:22 (Cook's EDGE) by 3. |
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Card 5: Held at Hisense Arena, Victoria, Australia (Attendance: 1,898) |
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SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook pinned Les B. More in 6 at 1:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 122. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook annihilated Brock Bruiser in 6 at 5:25 (Cross-Armbar) by 83. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook over Old Yeller in 1 at 3:09 (Disqualification: manager in ring). "Bonecrusher" Bud Hlavin beat Wrestling Kid in 6 at 17:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 11 (dog collar). Cobra won over COT/FRM-16: Solomon Grindstone at 9:59 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 19 (non-title). The Colonel defeated "Beautiful" Bob Sloan at 7:37 (The Flying Chicken Wing) by 17. Cobra* and COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1 beat Mr. Charles Bronson* and The Snake Master at 9:41 (CKO) by 19. Main event: SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Sex drew SOS: Mike "The SISOShammer" Cook (Time Limit). |
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Card 6: Held at Haddonfield Arena, Haddonfield, Illinois (Attendance: 2,020) |
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Cobra pinned King Larry in 6 at 2:25 (Shoulder Breaker) by 96 (non-title). Cobra defeated Don Addler, CPA in 6 at 2:15 (Shoulder Breaker) by 96 (non-title). Cobra won over Shamus Duvall in 6 at 4:20 (Shoulder Breaker) by 97 (non-title). Cobra won over Fr. Bud Powers in 12 at 14:26 (DDT) by 11 (non-title). Cobra destroyed Halloween Kid at 15:17 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 18. "The Mangler" Maury Povich destroyed "Golden Boy" George White at 29:30 (TV Studio Stunner) by 3. Cobra and SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook* overpowered Senator Chuck Grassley and Senator Bernie Sanders* at 16:55 (Boston Crab) by 10 (Guest Referee: SOS: Bronze Champ Mike Cook). Main event: SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe bested SOS: Mike "The SISOShammer" Cook at 43:07 (Case Break) by 3. |
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Card 7: Held at the Ocean Center, Daytona Beach, FL (Attendance: 3,163) |
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SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook decked King Larry in 6 at 3:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 97. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook beat Don Addler, CPA in 6 at 6:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 97. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook outmuscled Shamus Duvall in 6 at 2:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 98. Cobra annihilated Granpa Jack at 13:54 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 14 (non-title). Halloween Kid over "Big V" Vern Henderson in 1 at 4:28 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (Hell in a Cell). Toe Hold Kid pinned The Masked Mangler in 6 at 3:01 (Flying Dropkick) by 73 (4 corners). Senator Chuck Grassley* and Senator Bernie Sanders over "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin* and "Korean Nightmare" Kim Jong Il in 7 at 5:23 (Count Out). Main event: SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe overpowered SOS: Doomtrigger at 37:51 (Case Break) by 2. |
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Card 8: Held on Amity Island, Long Island, New York (Attendance: 4,965) |
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Jack Elsworth Sr. annihilated King Larry in 13 at 15:46 (Diving Headbutt) by 9. Cobra over Harvey Dangerfield in 1 at 24:47 (Count Out) (non-title). Cobra bested Chad Lightcap in 6 at 1:02 (Shoulder Breaker) by 100 (non-title). Cobra decked Toe Hold Kid at 8:43 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 18 (non-title). The 93 Yr. Old Wrestling Referee defeated The Wrestling Farmer at 4:35 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 53. "The Beast" Bud Smith pinned Mr. Sam Waterston at 28:37 (Torture Rack) by 1. Cobra, COT/FRM-16: Porky the Kid*, and COT: Steel beat Jason Adams*, Les B. More, and King Larry in 6 at 5:53 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 69. Main event: SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Ego destroyed SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe at 43:27 (Cook's EDGE) by 1. |
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Card 9: Held at the AT&T Center, San Antonio, TX (Attendance: 8,872) |
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Cobra overpowered Pilot Paris in 6 at 4:23 (Shoulder Breaker) by 82 (non-title). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook decked Harvey Dangerfield in 6 at 3:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 119. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook overpowered Chad Lightcap in 6 at 2:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 101. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook decked Cobra at 28:46 (Boston Crab) by 4. Rodeo Kid over The Wrestling Bishop in 9 at 2:33 (Count Out) (casket). SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe pinned The Snake Master in 10 at 1:34 (Palm Strike) by 136 (Extreme Rulz). Cobra, COT/FRM-16: Porky the Kid*, and COT: Steel bested Pilot Paris, Brock Bruiser, and Charles Darnough* in 6 at 5:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 67. Main event: SOS: Bronze Champ Mike Cook tied SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Ego (Time Limit). |
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Card 10: Held at the Mennen Sports Arena, Morristown, NJ (Attendance: 9,513) |
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SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook annihilated Pilot Paris in 6 at 5:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 83. Cobra defeated Bin Bopman in 6 at 2:55 (Shoulder Breaker) by 98 (non-title). Cobra overpowered Body Slam McGee in 6 at 2:40 (Shoulder Breaker) by 118 (non-title). SOS: Doomtrigger defeated Cobra at 14:29 (Boston Crab) by 11. Mr. Mark Swary bested Nightmare Man at 0:58 (Double Lock) by 127 (hardcore). Senator Bernie Sanders overpowered IMT: Candyman at 27:22 (Senatorial Stunner) by 5. Wrestling Kid*, Halloween Kid, and Vacation Kid decked Hitman Harry, Hitman Henry*, and Hitman Huey in 6 at 3:56 (Headbutt) by 74. Main event: SOS: National Champ Mike Cook outmuscled SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Ego at 31:48 (Cook's EDGE) by 3. |
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Card 11: Held at Rogers Arena, Vancouver, Canada (Attendance: 3,983) |
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Cobra overpowered The Lobster Warrior in 6 at 1:17 (Shoulder Breaker) by 122 (non-title). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook overpowered Bin Bopman in 6 at 6:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 99. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook won over Body Slam McGee in 6 at 1:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 119. SOS: National Champ Mike Cook annihilated Cobra at 9:06 (Cook's EDGE) by 17 (non-title). Dr. Mark Sloan pinned "Battlin'" Bob Caudle at 29:16 (Whodunit Powerbomb) by 1 (barbed-wire). Stan Lee pinned Holiday Kid at 12:31 (Silver Surfer Stunner) by 13 (I quit). Cobra, SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe*, and "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook outmuscled The Colonel*, Mr. Charles Bronson, and Mr. Mark Swary at 16:31 (Mystery Solved) by 8. Main event: SOS: National Champ Mike Cook annihilated SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook at 35:13 (Cook's EDGE) by 13. |
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Card 12: Held at Daily's Place, Jacksonville, FL (Attendance: 9,013) |
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SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook outmuscled The Lobster Warrior in 6 at 3:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 123. Cobra decked Edwin in 6 at 2:47 (Shoulder Breaker) by 82 (non-title). Fr. Jack McDonald bested The Mauler in 7 at 5:13 (Elbow Smash) by 46. SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe decked Cobra at 14:11 (Case Break) by 13. Dr. John H. Snevel, DDS defeated Mr. Mike Brady at 27:09 (Novacaine Kneelock) by 1 (kendo stick). Dr. Sam Loomis drew COT/FRM-16: Grim E. Hendrix at 4:27 (No Contest). Cobra*, COT/FRM-16: Porky the Kid, and COT: Steel annihilated The Colonel*, Mr. Charles Bronson, and Mr. Mark Swary at 29:21 (Apache Cutter) by 3. Main event: SOS: National Champ Mike Cook decked SOS: "Who the Heck is?" Mike Cook 2 at 34:27 (Cook's EDGE) by 10 (Guest Referee: COT/FRM-16: Stag Whistler). |
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Card 13: Held at the Coliseo General Ruminahui, Quito, Ecuador (Attendance: 5,758) |
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Cobra overpowered Killer Couch Potato in 6 at 6:18 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90 (non-title). Cobra decked Charles Darnough in 6 at 4:41 (Shoulder Breaker) by 118 (non-title). Cobra over Louie Sanchez in 2 at 2:34 (Disqualification: refused to break choke) (non-title). SOS: Mike "The SISOShammer" Cook overpowered Cobra at 22:18 (Cook's EDGE) by 10 (Guest Referee: Mr. Stockburn). Ben Matlock defeated The Sheriff at 28:37 (Spinning Neckbreaker) by 4. Mr. Oscar Goldman won over IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 16:50 (Six Million Dollar Boston Crab) by 6. Cobra*, COT/FRM-16: Porky the Kid, and COT: Steel annihilated The Wrestling Barber, Dr. Robert Schuller*, and Jack Elsworth Sr. at 28:23 (Apache Cutter) by 5. Main event: SOS: National Champ Mike Cook defeated SOS/CHAMP: "Wrestling Demon" Alcohol at 46:40 (Cook's EDGE) by 10 (Guest Referee: General Ken O.B.). |
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Card 14: Held at the Windcreek Event Center, Bethlehem, PA (Attendance: 8,735) |
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SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook destroyed Killer Couch Potato in 6 at 5:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 91. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook annihilated Charles Darnough in 6 at 4:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 119. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook over Louie Sanchez in 2 at 28:57 (Disqualification: pushed ref). SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Ego decked Cobra at 15:09 (Cook's EDGE) by 14. "Bonecrusher" Bud Hlavin outmuscled "TV Wrestler" Verne Gagne in 6 at 5:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 70 (ring of fire). Dr. Robert Schuller overpowered COT/FRM-16: Crooklyn Crawler at 24:18 (Congregation Chickenwing) by 7 (anything goes). The Colonel*, Mr. Charles Bronson, and Mr. Mark Swary overpowered Mr. Stockburn, Governor Blackburn*, and Senator Chuck Grassley at 28:42 (Double Axe Handle) by 5. Main event: SOS: National Champ Mike Cook annihilated SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Money at 36:12 (Cook's EDGE) by 7. |
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Card 15: Held at the MGM Grand Arena, Las Vegas, NV (Attendance: 5,748) |
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Cobra beat Mr. Waffles in 6 at 3:05 (Shoulder Breaker) by 120 (non-title). Cobra bested Great Googly Moogly in 6 at 1:16 (Shoulder Breaker) by 118 (non-title). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook beat Hitman Harry in 6 at 2:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 110. SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Sex beat Cobra at 21:51 (Cook's EDGE) by 10 (Guest Referee: "TV Wrestler" Verne Gagne). Grandpa Karl overpowered Fr. Bud Powers at 29:24 (Abdominal Stretch) by 2. Vacation Kid over Mr. Phillip Drummond in 10 at 7:44 (Count Out) (TLC). |
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Card 16: Held at the Coliseo Centenario, Torreon, Mexico (Attendance: 3,351) |
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SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook pinned Mr. Waffles in 6 at 4:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 121. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook outmuscled Great Googly Moogly in 6 at 2:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 119. Cobra bested Hitman Henry in 6 at 3:42 (Shoulder Breaker) by 96 (non-title). SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Money beat Cobra at 23:58 (Who? Bomb) by 10 (Guest Referee: IMT: Maverick Lt. Pete Mitchell). Dr. James Mayer outmuscled Soda Pop Kid at 28:04 (Glaucoma Clothesline) by 2. Cobra* and COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1 over Jason Adams* and King Larry in 2 at 8:03 (Count Out). |
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Card 17: Held at the Gas Station, Bastrop, Texas (Attendance: 1,652) |
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Cobra destroyed Owen Thompson in 6 at 4:37 (Shoulder Breaker) by 108 (non-title). Cobra won over Roger Roger in 6 at 6:36 (Shoulder Breaker) by 83 (non-title). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook over Hitman Henry in 1 at 15:25 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone). SOS/CHAMP: "Wrestling Demon" Alcohol defeated Cobra at 18:07 (Cook's EDGE) by 7. Granpa Jack outmuscled Dr. Maxwell at 27:45 (Full Nelson) by 1. Cobra and COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1* decked Les B. More and Brock Bruiser* in 6 at 2:59 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87. |
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Battle Royal: Held at Expotrade Arena, Curitiba, Brazil (Attendance: 2,134) |
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The Snake Master earned an imaginary $1,000 when Mr. Charles Bronson tossed him outside the ring. Vacation Kid made $1,100 when he was flipped out by The Masked Mangler. Bob Graham, Sr. picked up $1,200 in imaginary money when he got flipped into some chairs at ringside by Mr. Charles Bronson. Mr. Gene Stanley got $1,300 when he got tossed out by Bob Britton, Sr. Rodeo Kid and Dr. Wexler received $1,400 and $1,500, respectively, after The 93 Yr. Old Wrestling Referee hurled them into some fans at ringside. The 93 Yr. Old Wrestling Referee was awarded $1,600 after "Bonecrusher" Bud Hlavin threw him out of the ring. The Masked Mangler grabbed $1,700 when Dr. Bud Cross threw him over the top rope. Dr. Bud Cross was paid a quick $1,800 when The Widower threw him out. Mr. Jack Reynolds gained $1,900 after he was flipped between the ropes by Wrestling Kid. Wrestling Kid nabbed $2,000 after Bob Britton, Sr. threw him out. "Bruiser" Bob Kutler was given $2,100 when he was flipped out of the ring by Senator Chuck Grassley. The Wrestling Barber earned $2,200 in imaginary money after The Candy Kid tossed him out of the ring. Capt. Merrill Stubing won an imaginary $2,300 after The Weatherman hurled him out. Mr. Charles Bronson snatched $2,400 after being catapulted onto the steps by Halloween Kid. Granpa Ed was given $2,500 after The Widower flung him between the ropes. The Widower received an imaginary $2,600 after The Weatherman and "Bonecrusher" Bud Hlavin hurled him through the ropes. The Candy Kid took $2,700 when Halloween Kid threw him out. Bob Britton, Sr. gained $2,800 when he got thrown out of the ring by Cobra. Halloween Kid got $2,900 when The Weatherman threw him out of the ring. Senator Chuck Grassley won $3,000 in imaginary earnings after "Bonecrusher" Bud Hlavin flung him over the turnbuckle. Cobra gained $3,100 when "Bonecrusher" Bud Hlavin flung him over the turnbuckle. "Bonecrusher" Bud Hlavin collected $3,200 after The Weatherman flipped him into some chairs at ringside. The Weatherman won the CFL battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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