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COFFIN FILLER LEAGUE |
| BULLETIN #77 -- MARCH 2025 |
| Card 1: Held at DirecTV Arena, Buenos Aires, Argentina (Attendance: 7,985) |
| Cobra destroyed Jason Adams in 6 at 3:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106. Cobra defeated General Ken O.B. in 6 at 3:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook decked Shady Shane in 6 at 3:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91. SOS: Mike "The SISOShammer" Cook bested Cobra at 28:07 (Cook's EDGE) by 2. SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook annihilated Cobra at 28:12 (DDT) by 3. SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook destroyed SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe at 27:11 (DDT) by 2 (non-title). Holiday Kid beat Granpa Ed at 8:33 (Christmas Lariat) by 15. The Colonel, Mr. Charles Bronson*, and Mr. Mark Swary bested The Wrestling Farmer, Mr. Stockburn*, and Dr. Jack Cutler at 17:28 (Submission Chickenwing) by 8 (Guest Referee: Mortimer Smiles). Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook beat COT/FRM-16: Percival Monk in 12 at 20:39 (Boston Crab) by 10. |
| Card 2: Held at Korakuen Hall, Bunkyo, Tokyo, Japan (Attendance: 3,760) |
| SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook bested Jason Adams in 6 at 2:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook beat General Ken O.B. in 6 at 2:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84. Cobra bested Old Yeller in 6 at 5:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94. Cobra pinned Senator Bernie Sanders at 11:14 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 22. Grandpa Sam overpowered The Elderly Burglar in 6 at 1:33 (Palm Strike) by 93. SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook pinned SOS: Mike "The SISOShammer" Cook at 27:51 (DDT) by 1 (non-title). World War II Wrestling Veteran over Fr. Jack McDonald in 2 at 0:21 (Disqualification: hit ref). Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook destroyed COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1 in 12 at 11:09 (Boston Crab) by 13. |
| Card 3: Held at the Derry Public Library, Derry, Maine (Attendance: 1,485) |
| SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook annihilated Jason Adams in 6 at 4:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104 (non-title). Cobra over Brock Bruiser in 1 at 3:38 (Disqualification: used powder). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook bested Old Yeller in 6 at 4:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91. Cobra decked COT/FRM-16: Porky the Kid at 15:56 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 13. Coach George Hart won over The Wrestling Farmer in 6 at 4:13 (Hammerlock) by 85. Rocky Mountains title: SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Ego decked COT/FRM-16: Marchand 100% Wood in 12 at 18:42 (Boston Crab) by 9. Cobra* and COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1 bested Jason Adams* and King Larry in 6 at 4:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook destroyed COT/FRM-16: Solomon Grindstone in 12 at 27:19 (Boston Crab) by 13. |
| Card 4: Held at the Carole Anne Community Center, Cuesta Verda, California (Attendance: 6,089) |
| Cobra over Les B. More in 1 at 12:43 (Count Out). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook destroyed Brock Bruiser in 6 at 6:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook pinned Kickin' Kyle in 6 at 3:24 (Back Elbow Smash) by 110. Cobra pinned SOS: "Who the Heck is?" Mike Cook 2 at 28:02 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 1. Capt. Merrill Stubing decked Mr. Sam Waterston at 22:40 (Gift Shop Stunner) by 6 (razor wire). SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook overpowered SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Ego at 27:22 (DDT) by 3. Cobra* and COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1 over Les B. More and Brock Bruiser* in 1 at 1:35 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook overpowered SOS: Mike "The SISOShammer" Cook at 34:53 (DDT) by 1. |
| Card 5: Held on Amity Island, Long Island, New York (Attendance: 8,042) |
| SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook pinned Les B. More in 6 at 0:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 133. Cobra bested Don Addler, CPA in 6 at 3:21 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114. Cobra over Chad Lightcap in 1 at 10:51 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). Cobra over "Gorgeous" George Snider in 14 at 3:40 (Count Out). George Barlow, Sr. decked Mr. Jack Reynolds at 16:14 (Black Mamba DDT) by 10. Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Sex decked COT/FRM-16: Optimus Crime in 12 at 14:08 (Boston Crab) by 12. Jack Conrad, Sr.* and "The Beast" Bud Smith annihilated Mr. Waffles and Charles Darnough* in 6 at 2:37 (Shoulder Breaker) by 100. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook decked COT/FRM-16: Optimus Crime in 12 at 24:33 (Boston Crab) by 13. |
| Card 6: Held at Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FL (Attendance: 7,271) |
| Cobra won over King Larry in 6 at 4:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 116. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook over Don Addler, CPA in 2 at 10:50 (Count Out). SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook defeated Chad Lightcap in 6 at 2:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 98. Cobra overpowered SOS: Bronze Champ Mike Cook at 27:32 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 2. "Bruiser" Bob Kutler over The Wrestling Bishop in 3 at 6:18 (Count Out) (hardcore). SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook overpowered SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Sex at 27:11 (DDT) by 1. Cobra and SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe* over Senator Chuck Grassley and Senator Bernie Sanders* at 2:48 (Disqualification: pushed ref). Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook annihilated SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe at 58:43 (DDT) by 2. |
| Card 7: Held at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre, Queensland, Australia (Attendance: 3,900) |
| SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook decked King Larry in 6 at 2:24 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113. Cobra outmuscled Harvey Dangerfield in 6 at 1:09 (Back Elbow Smash) by 125. "Big V" Vern Henderson outmuscled Murphy O'Malley at 22:35 (Hades Hammerlock) by 8 (Hell in a Cell) (Guest Referee: Dr. John H. Snevel, DDS). Cobra overpowered COT/FRM-16: Grim E. Hendrix at 18:25 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 6 (non-title). IMT: The Omen over Nightmare Man in 1 at 16:45 (Disqualification: pushed ref). SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook outmuscled SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Money at 18:41 (DDT) by 6. Cobra and COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1* over Mr. Buddy Cohn* and The Sheriff in 14 at 4:09 (Disqualification: used rope to choke). Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook bested COT/FRM-16: Gringo Starr at 27:59 (DDT) by 13. |
| Card 8: Held at the Gas Station, Bastrop, Texas (Attendance: 6,808) |
| Cobra beat Pilot Paris in 6 at 3:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook bested Harvey Dangerfield in 6 at 1:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 122. Cobra bested Body Slam McGee in 6 at 2:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 130. Cobra annihilated COT/FRM-16: Marchand 100% Wood at 21:34 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 6 (non-title). "Bonecrusher" Bud Hlavin annihilated Ben Matlock at 20:28 (Sit Down Knee Cruncher) by 7 (cage). SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook annihilated SOS/CHAMP: "Wrestling Demon" Alcohol at 28:04 (DDT) by 5. Cobra and COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1* won over Senator Chuck Grassley and Senator Bernie Sanders* at 10:11 (Rompe La Cara) by 17. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook destroyed COT/FRM-16: Marchand 100% Wood in 12 at 22:18 (Boston Crab) by 10. |
| Card 9: Held at Dutton Memorial Arena, Winnipeg, Canada (Attendance: 4,880) |
| SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook defeated Pilot Paris in 6 at 4:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 83. Cobra beat Bin Bopman in 6 at 0:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook decked Body Slam McGee in 6 at 2:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 127. Cobra defeated COT/FRM-16: Solomon Grindstone at 22:29 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 9 (non-title). "TV Wrestler" Verne Gagne won over Jack Elsworth Sr. at 7:37 (Camel Clutch) by 41 (ambulance). Stan Lee overpowered Rodeo Kid in 13 at 2:25 (Stunner) by 81 (casket). Cobra and SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook* over Senator Chuck Grassley and Senator Bernie Sanders* at 9:45 (Disqualification: used powder). Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook annihilated COT/FRM-16: IMDKV Grappler #2 at 17:22 (DDT) by 12. |
| Card 10: Held at the Charles Lee Ray Center, Chicago, Illinois (Attendance: 3,687) |
| Cobra won over The Lobster Warrior in 6 at 1:06 (Back Elbow Smash) by 132. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook bested Bin Bopman in 6 at 2:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103. Mr. Phillip Drummond overpowered Lord Buckingham in 9 at 4:42 (Atomic Drop) by 65. Cobra bested COT/FRM-16: Pump Rumpsteiner at 21:18 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 9 (non-title). Dr. James Mayer decked Senator Chuck Grassley at 18:14 (Glaucoma Clothesline) by 8 (Guest Referee: IMT: Horace the Shocker Pinker). Dr. Bud Cross won over Grandpa Karl at 16:10 (Tabernacle Suplex) by 10. Senator Chuck Grassley and Senator Bernie Sanders* over "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin* and "Korean Nightmare" Kim Jong Il in 7 at 1:16 (Count Out). Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook won over COT/FRM-16: Pump Rumpsteiner at 13:00 (DDT) by 12. |
| Card 11: Held at Elm Street Arena, Springwood, Ohio (Attendance: 9,776) |
| SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook over The Lobster Warrior in 1 at 2:32 (Disqualification: used steel chair). Cobra won over Charles Darnough in 6 at 4:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 121. "Battlin'" Bud Stanley overpowered The Candy Kid at 27:08 (Figure Four) by 4 (60 min. time limit). Cobra destroyed IMT: Maverick Lt. Pete Mitchell in 6 at 15:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 17. Fr. George Kessler won over Halloween Kid in 13 at 15:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 13. SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook defeated SOS: "Who the Heck is?" Mike Cook 2 at 29:49 (DDT) by 4. COT/FRM-16: Marchand Game Hunter and Crooklyn Crawler* annihilated "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin* and "Korean Nightmare" Kim Jong Il at 5:45 (Crooklyn Crossface) by 55. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook beat COT/FRM-16: Grim E. Hendrix in 12 at 32:35 (Boston Crab) by 10. |
| Card 12: Held at the Alamodome, San Antonio, TX (Attendance: 3,520) |
| Cobra destroyed Killer Couch Potato in 6 at 5:37 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook over Charles Darnough in 1 at 5:11 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). "The Mangler" Maury Povich bested Wrestling Kid at 29:58 (TV Studio Stunner) by 2 (TLC). Cobra defeated COT/FRM-16: Kong Gotti at 27:11 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 5. IMT: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Tom Bradford Sr. at 28:58 (Head Shot) by 1. "Gorgeous" George Snider decked IMT: Maverick Lt. Pete Mitchell at 17:25 (Full Nelson) by 7. Cobra, COT/FRM-16: Porky the Kid, and COT: Steel* won over Jason Adams*, Les B. More, and King Larry in 6 at 1:51 (Shoulder Breaker) by 83. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook decked Cobra at 29:44 (DDT) by 3. |
| Card 13: Held at the Coliseo Centenario, Torreon, Mexico (Attendance: 1,048) |
| SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook bested Killer Couch Potato in 6 at 4:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92. Cobra overpowered Great Googly Moogly in 6 at 4:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114. "Battlin'" Bob Caudle annihilated George Bush, Sr. at 28:25 (Crossface Chickenwing) by 4. Central Plains title: Cobra annihilated COT/FRM-16: Jefe Militar A1 at 16:16 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 9. "Golden Boy" George White destroyed Dr. Maxwell at 28:37 (Hammerlock) by 4 (first blood). "Mr. Wrestling" Don Owens overpowered "Korean Nightmare" Kim Jong Il in 7 at 5:02 (Chickenwing) by 98. Holiday Kid*, Rodeo Kid, and Vacation Kid pinned Hitman Harry, Hitman Henry*, and Hitman Huey in 6 at 5:39 (Fallaway Slam) by 74. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook annihilated SOS: "Who the Heck is?" Mike Cook 2 at 41:51 (DDT) by 4. |
| Card 14: Held at Rupp Arena, Lexington, Kentucky (Attendance: 7,797) |
| Cobra defeated Mr. Waffles in 6 at 0:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 130. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook beat Great Googly Moogly in 6 at 2:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 111. Cobra bested Ben Matlock at 6:58 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 35. Cobra outmuscled COT/FRM-16: Gringo Starr at 18:55 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 10 (non-title). West Coast title: SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook beat COT/FRM-16: Grim E. Hendrix at 27:18 (DDT) by 2. Southeast title: SOS: Bronze Champ Mike Cook annihilated COT/FRM-16: IMDKV Grappler #2 at 15:48 (Cook's EDGE) by 7. Cobra, COT/FRM-16: Il Sicario Antonio*, and SOS: "Who the Heck is?" Mike Cook 2 decked The Colonel, Mr. Charles Bronson*, and Mr. Mark Swary at 17:55 (2 Shots) by 12. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook decked SOS/CHAMP: "Wrestling Demon" Alcohol at 50:18 (DDT) by 5. |
| Card 15: Held at Mexico City Arena, Mexico City, Mexico (Attendance: 9,641) |
| SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook pinned Mr. Waffles in 6 at 2:37 (Back Elbow Smash) by 127. Cobra over Roger Roger in 1 at 4:02 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone). Cobra over Toe Hold Kid in 13 at 9:19 (Count Out). Cobra pinned COT/FRM-16: Optimus Crime at 19:43 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 10 (non-title). Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Doomtrigger overpowered COT/FRM-16: Gringo Starr at 10:06 (DDT) by 11. SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook outmuscled SOS: Bronze Champ Mike Cook at 28:08 (DDT) by 5. Cobra, COT/FRM-16: Porky the Kid*, and COT: Steel annihilated The Elderly Wrestler, IMT: 976-EVIL, and The Sheriff* at 10:01 (Porky Press) by 12. Main event: SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook decked SOS: "Wrestling Demon" Money at 34:22 (DDT) by 6. |
| Card 16: Held at Rod Laver Arena, Victoria, Australia (Attendance: 9,261) |
| Cobra overpowered Owen Thompson in 6 at 2:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 116. SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook defeated Roger Roger in 6 at 3:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 88. Cobra overpowered SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook at 27:08 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 4. Cobra defeated COT/FRM-16: Crooklyn Crawler at 21:19 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 9. SOS: "Pacific Northwest Champion" Mike Cook annihilated SOS: Doomtrigger at 27:45 (DDT) by 2. IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin at 5:44 (RV Toast) by 67 (Extreme Rulz). Cobra, COT/FRM-16: Porky the Kid*, and COT: Steel outmuscled The Colonel, Mr. Charles Bronson*, and Mr. Mark Swary at 17:14 (Porky Press) by 11. |
| Card 17: Held at the Prescott Fairgrounds, Woodsboro, California (Attendance: 4,668) |
| SOS: "East Coast Champion" Mike Cook over Owen Thompson in 2 at 6:47 (Count Out). Cobra annihilated Shady Shane in 6 at 5:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94. SOS: "IWA Investigator" Bill Shoe pinned Cobra at 29:14 (Case Break) by 1. Cobra bested COT/FRM-16: IMDKV Grappler #2 at 18:52 (Snake, Rattle, and Roll) by 9 (non-title). Southwest title: SOS: National Champ Mike Cook won over COT/FRM-16: Pump Rumpsteiner at 17:48 (Cook's EDGE) by 6. "The Grappler" Gordon Solie decked Soda Pop Kid at 16:18 (Torture Rack) by 8 (submission) (Guest Referee: "The Mangler" Maury Povich). Cobra, COT/FRM-16: Porky the Kid*, and COT: Steel decked Mr. Charles Bronson*, "The Crippler" Chuck Yeager, and Dr. Robert Schuller at 7:43 (Porky Press) by 17. |
| Battle Royal: Held at the Mennen Sports Arena, Morristown, NJ (Attendance: 4,629) |
| The Wrestling Farmer won an imaginary $1,000 after getting hurled into the audience by Ben Matlock. "Korean Nightmare" Kim Jong Il collected $1,100 after Vacation Kid tossed him out. The Snake Master made $1,200 after he was flipped out of the ring by Dr. Robert Schuller. Vacation Kid pocketed $1,300 when Cobra flung him onto the concrete floor. Rodeo Kid took home $1,400 after "Bulldog" Bud Carson threw him over the top rope. Mr. Phillip Drummond picked up $1,500 when he got thrown out by The Candy Kid. The Masked Mangler was paid $1,600 when he got thrown onto the steps by Mr. Charles Bronson. "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin earned a quick $1,700 when Dr. Jack Cutler threw him outside the ring. Dr. Jack Cutler collected $1,800 when he got thrown out of the ring by Dr. John H. Snevel, DDS. Dr. John H. Snevel, DDS was awarded $1,900 when he got flipped into some chairs at ringside by Granpa Jack. Mr. Sam Bullard pocketed $2,000 after he was hurled outside the ring by "Bulldog" Bud Carson. "Bonecrusher" Bud Hlavin was awarded a quick $2,100 after Granpa Jack threw him out of the ring. Granpa Jack was awarded $2,200 when he got thrown out by Mr. Charles Bronson. Toe Hold Kid was awarded $2,300 when The Colonel threw him out of the ring. Mr. Mike Brady snatched $2,400 when Dr. Robert Schuller threw him between the ropes. Dr. Robert Schuller nabbed $2,500 when The Candy Kid hurled him into the audience. The Colonel collected $2,600 when he was tossed into some fans at ringside by Senator Bernie Sanders. Senator Bernie Sanders pocketed $2,700 when Cobra catapulted him over the top rope. Jack Conrad, Sr. snatched $2,800 after being thrown between the ropes by Mr. Oscar Goldman. Mr. Oscar Goldman won $2,900 after The Candy Kid tossed him out. Mr. Charles Bronson was paid $3,000 after "Bulldog" Bud Carson catapulted him into some chairs at ringside. "Bulldog" Bud Carson received $3,100 when The Candy Kid threw him outside the ring. Ben Matlock was awarded $3,200 after he got thrown out by Cobra. The Candy Kid got $3,300 when Cobra catapulted him outside the ring. Cobra was the winner of the battle royal and its $40,000 prize. |
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