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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #82 -- FEBRUARY 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 6,766) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe overpowered Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 3:26 (Rib Breaker) by 97.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #6 destroyed CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:55 (European Uppercut) by 121.
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 2:07 (Rib Breaker) by 95.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo destroyed COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:52 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 3.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked COT: Name Redacted at 27:01 (Backbreaker) by 2 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Destructor overpowered DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 29:36 (Boston Crab) by 3 (non-title).
SOS/WAI: The Talisman and Lazarus* annihilated Maxwell Jacobs and CJ Bluebird* in 6 at 6:02 (Fallaway Slam) by 89.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs overpowered COT: Nik Dimizio at 46:57 (Boston Crab) by 7. |
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| Card 2: Held in Milan (Attendance: 2,528) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio over Maxwell Jacobs in 1 at 2:55 (Count Out) (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe overpowered Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 6:37 (Rib Breaker) by 96.
COT: Nik Dimizio defeated The Fart Man Dick Mitchell in 6 at 1:20 (Chickenwing) by 109 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 27:12 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Central Plains title: COT: Name Redacted destroyed DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:46 (Paper Trail Plunge) by 3.
Mid-Atlantic title: COT: Bird of War Dennis defeated DOD/COT: El Destructor at 27:38 (The Implications) by 2.
Æ: Billy Ray and Ric Legend* outmuscled Bam Bam Monsoon and Bad Breath Betty* in 6 at 4:52 (Fallaway Slam) by 88.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs destroyed DOD/COT: El Luchador at 54:45 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 2,474) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio beat Nikki Bushwhacker in 6 at 3:10 (Chickenwing) by 122 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 2:38 (Rib Breaker) by 100.
DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:20 (Rib Breaker) by 118.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:08 (The Missing Minute) by 2.
COT: Name Redacted destroyed DOD/COT: El Destructor at 27:23 (Paper Trail Plunge) by 2 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Destructor bested COT: Che Churro at 28:59 (Boston Crab) by 2.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo* and "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo annihilated Lucky Cottonmouth* and Cottonmouth John in 6 at 5:22 (Rib Breaker) by 86.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs annihilated COT: Bird of War Charlie at 57:10 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 9,541) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated CJ McDonald in 6 at 0:47 (Chickenwing) by 117 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Pat Jerome in 6 at 0:54 (Rib Breaker) by 102.
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 3:02 (Rib Breaker) by 105.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen pinned COT: Nik Dimizio at 21:34 (The Missing Minute) by 6.
COT: Name Redacted overpowered COT: Nik Dimizio at 17:09 (Paper Trail Plunge) by 7.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy beat DOD/COT: El Destructor at 28:19 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 4 (non-title).
Æ: Billy Ray and Ric Legend* defeated Red Eyed Donkey* and 911 in 6 at 5:45 (Fallaway Slam) by 76.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs at 57:41 (Backbreaker) by 2. |
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| Card 5: Held in Yonkers (Attendance: 6,554) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio over Paul Redgrave in 2 at 29:04 (Disqualification: pushed ref) (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Chicken McGee in 6 at 3:24 (Rib Breaker) by 84.
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Toots McGee in 6 at 1:35 (Rib Breaker) by 80.
Æ: Highway Patrol #2 bested Æ: Bad News Blake at 28:04 (APB) by 3.
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over COT: Bird of War Charlie at 29:26 (Backbreaker) by 4 (non-title).
Northeast title: DOD/COT: El Destructor beat COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 15:26 (Boston Crab) by 6.
DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* won over COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo* and "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 22:24 (Boston Crab) by 6.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed DOD/COT: El Destructor at 59:37 (Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in Macon (Attendance: 6,153) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 3:21 (Rib Breaker) by 90.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 3:53 (Rib Breaker) by 102.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 4:43 (Rib Breaker) by 75.
COT: Name Redacted over Æ: Superstar Billy Green in 14 at 8:31 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested COT: Bird of War Mac at 21:04 (Backbreaker) by 7 (non-title).
East Coast title: SOS/WAI: Anarchy destroyed COT: Bird of War Charlie at 28:58 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 4.
League Tag-team titles: SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus bested DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* at 27:36 (The Dream Catcher) by 4.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe decked COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 19:48 (Backbreaker) by 10. |
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| Card 7: Held in Phoenix (Attendance: 6,014) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 2:52 (Rib Breaker) by 98.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Whiplash Kid in 1 at 1:11 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 6:38 (Rib Breaker) by 74.
Æ: Highway Patrol #2 won over COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 24:34 (APB) by 6.
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 20:49 (Backbreaker) by 7 (non-title).
COT: Bird of War Charlie annihilated COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:12 (Rat Bashing) by 5.
Zoey Pecadora, COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo, and Kendra Pecadora* annihilated CJ Bluebird, Red Eyed Donkey*, and Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 1:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 105.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 33:03 (Backbreaker) by 7. |
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| Card 8: Held in Austin (Attendance: 5,940) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Connor Mayweather in 6 at 2:58 (Rib Breaker) by 123.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Cottonmouth John in 1 at 4:30 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Bugface Katie in 6 at 5:13 (Rib Breaker) by 93.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Æ: Highway Patrol #2 at 18:36 (Backbreaker) by 6 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat COT: Che Churro at 19:53 (Backbreaker) by 6 (non-title).
COT: Bird of War Mac decked COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:35 (Going for Gasps) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* bested Æ: Masked Doughboy, Bad News Blake, and Superstar Billy Green* at 29:07 (Boston Crab) by 5.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed COT: Bird of War Mac at 22:24 (Backbreaker) by 7. |
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| Card 9: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 9,942) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated Eugene Madison in 6 at 4:08 (Rib Breaker) by 98.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 1:28 (Rib Breaker) by 118.
TV title: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna bested COT: Nik Dimizio at 19:24 (Boston Crab) by 8.
DOD/COT: El Luchador decked Æ: Highway Patrol #2 at 28:11 (Backbreaker) by 1 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 15:08 (Backbreaker) by 10 (non-title).
Pacific Northwest title: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen defeated DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 23:55 (Know List) by 7.
DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* destroyed Æ: Masked Doughboy, Bad News Blake, and Superstar Billy Green* at 28:26 (Boston Crab) by 5.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe bested COT: Name Redacted at 39:11 (Backbreaker) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 7,047) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Cindy Malone in 6 at 4:57 (Rib Breaker) by 98.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 5:03 (Rib Breaker) by 93.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley pinned COT: Nik Dimizio at 27:13 (Boston Crab) by 3.
DOD/COT: El Destructor pinned Æ: Highway Patrol #2 at 29:26 (Boston Crab) by 2 (non-title).
COT: Bird of War Charlie destroyed DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:30 (Rat Bashing) by 1.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy overpowered DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 24:13 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 7 (non-title).
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Æ: Highway Patrol #2 at 24:14 (Backbreaker) by 6. |
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| Card 11: Held in Luxembourg (Attendance: 2,490) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 7:50 (Rib Breaker) by 66.
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 0:57 (Rib Breaker) by 115.
West Coast title: Æ: Masked Doughboy defeated COT: Che Churro in 10 at 28:59 (Rib Breaker) by 3.
COT: Bird of War Mac pinned Æ: Billy Ray at 29:01 (Going for Gasps) by 1.
Rocky Mountains title: DOD/COT: El Luchador won over COT: Bird of War Mac at 27:12 (Backbreaker) by 2.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled Æ: Ric Legend at 28:29 (Bloody Tusk) by 2.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed COT: Che Churro at 42:56 (Backbreaker) by 6. |
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| Card 12: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 9,919) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 11:59 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Tori Hatfield in 6 at 0:31 (Rib Breaker) by 106.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection overpowered COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:40 (Boston Crab) by 2.
Æ: Billy Ray decked COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:20 (Sly's Interference) by 1 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Luchador beat DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 28:37 (Backbreaker) by 2.
COT: Bird of War Dennis annihilated COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 24:34 (The Implications) by 8 (non-title).
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 49:26 (Backbreaker) by 6. |
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| Card 13: Held in Dothan (Attendance: 7,399) |
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SOS/WAI: The Talisman won over CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:29 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 121.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Susan McCoy in 6 at 4:35 (Rib Breaker) by 104.
VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy beat COT: Nik Dimizio at 28:32 (Boston Crab) by 4.
DOD/COT: El Luchador beat COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 16:18 (Backbreaker) by 7.
DOD/COT: El Luchador annihilated COT: Che Churro at 29:03 (Backbreaker) by 1.
COT: Che Churro overpowered COT: Nik Dimizio at 27:42 (Burning Hammer) by 3.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe bested VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 46:58 (Backbreaker) by 1. |
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| Card 14: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 4,793) |
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SOS/WAI: Lazarus beat CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:23 (Fallaway Slam) by 121.
DOD/COT: El Jefe overpowered 411 in 6 at 2:29 (Rib Breaker) by 85.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung annihilated COT: Nik Dimizio at 28:40 (Boston Crab) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Destructor overpowered COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 16:57 (Boston Crab) by 8.
DOD/COT: El Luchador beat COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 28:30 (Backbreaker) by 5.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy decked COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 24:36 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 10 (non-title).
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 41:37 (Backbreaker) by 6. |
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| Card 15: Held in Denver (Attendance: 6,125) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 destroyed CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 121.
DOD/COT: El Jefe overpowered 911 in 6 at 1:51 (Rib Breaker) by 75.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo drew Æ: Highway Patrol #2 (Time Limit).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior pinned COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 29:35 (Bloody Tusk) by 5.
DOD/COT: El Destructor tied COT: Bird of War Charlie at 4:22 (Double Disqualification).
COT: Nik Dimizio defeated COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 29:01 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 1.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy at 47:35 (Backbreaker) by 5. |
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| Card 16: Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 7,472) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5 beat CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 121.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 6:03 (Rib Breaker) by 89.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 23:09 (Backbreaker) by 6.
COT: Nik Dimizio overpowered COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 28:01 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 3.
DOD/COT: El Destructor won over COT: Bird of War Mac at 27:50 (Boston Crab) by 3 (non-title).
TV Tag-team titles: Æ: Billy Ray and Ric Legend* annihilated Maxwell Jacobs and CJ Bluebird* in 6 at 3:24 (Fallaway Slam) by 91.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 42:11 (Backbreaker) by 8. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 7,261) |
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COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo picked up $1,000 after Æ: Highway Patrol #2 threw him onto the concrete floor.
Æ: Highway Patrol #2 took home $1,100 when he got thrown out by COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm.
DOD/COT: El Luchador got $1,200 when he was thrown outside the ring by VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley.
DOD/COT: El Destructor collected $1,300 after he was thrown out by COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm gained $1,400 after she got catapulted out of the ring by VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley.
COT: Nik Dimizio collected $1,500 after DOD/COT: El Jefe flung him into some chairs at ringside.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy collected $1,600 after VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley hurled him out of the ring.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley received $1,700 when she got thrown over the turnbuckle by COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen.
DOD/COT: El Jefe picked up $1,800 when COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen hurled him out of the ring.
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize, which was accompanied by 10 free CAW matches. |
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