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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #93 -- OCTOBER 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Milan (Attendance: 22,038) |
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Jumbo Machine annihilated Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 3:41 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
Jumbo Machine decked Cindy Malone in 6 at 2:24 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
Jumbo Machine destroyed Billy White Horse in 6 at 1:19 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
Jumbo Machine bested Susan McCoy in 6 at 3:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 88.
C4/Destroyer: Condor pinned Toots McGee in 6 at 4:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 84.
TV title: SOS/WAI: Anarchy outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 15:48 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 9.
Æ: Bad News Blake beat T-GOB: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 28:35 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 3.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo, "Smokin" Jay Driver*, and "Wild" Mark Enkidu overpowered COT: Kim Lee-Litroom, Kyra Thictolm*, and Nik Dimizio at 27:54 (Speedy Delivery) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley destroyed VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 59:21 (Backbreaker) by 5. |
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| Card 2: Held in Avila (Attendance: 11,590) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage destroyed Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 2:28 (Ankle Lock) by 88.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage beat Cindy Malone in 6 at 2:03 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
Jumbo Machine over Whiplash Kid in 1 at 3:13 (Count Out).
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage pinned Susan McCoy in 6 at 2:15 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
Jumbo Machine annihilated Gregory McPeck in 6 at 3:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 29:08 (The Final Fitting) by 3.
Southwest title: Æ: Billy Ray over DOD/COT: El Luchador in 14 at 29:40 (Count Out).
TV Six-man titles: T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen, Name Redacted*, and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen outmuscled COT: Kim Lee-Litroom, Kyra Thictolm*, and Nik Dimizio at 18:01 (Top Secret Slam) by 12.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley over DOD/COT: El Jefe in 3 at 16:02 (Disqualification: used steel chair). |
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| Card 3: Held in Burton (Attendance: 16,371) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard overpowered Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 5:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard outmuscled Cindy Malone in 6 at 2:38 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over Whiplash Kid in 1 at 7:28 (Count Out).
Jumbo Machine pinned 411 in 6 at 5:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
Jumbo Machine outmuscled Henry Rottenwood in 6 at 3:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81.
Æ: Ric Legend bested VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 28:40 (Legend Maker) by 5.
Æ: Billy Ray outmuscled COT: Kyra Thictolm at 28:32 (Sly's Interference) by 4 (non-title).
COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver, "Wild" Mark Enkidu, and "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo* overpowered COT: Kim Lee-Litroom, Kyra Thictolm*, and Nik Dimizio at 22:04 (Tossed & Sauced) by 6 (Guest Referee: Toots McGee).
Main event: Æ: Ric Legend tied VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 7:10 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 4: Held in Newcastle (Attendance: 17,468) |
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C4/Destroyer: Falcon outmuscled Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 5:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 91.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon overpowered Cindy Malone in 6 at 3:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard overpowered Whiplash Kid in 6 at 3:05 (Back Elbow Smash) by 115.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage won over 411 in 6 at 5:43 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
Jumbo Machine outmuscled The Species in 6 at 5:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81.
HERO: Dungaree Crabbe beat VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 22:43 (Good Jeans) by 7.
Æ: Symphony of Destruction bested COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 29:38 (The Final Score) by 3.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard*, Falcon, and Hawk defeated COT: Kim Lee-Litroom, Kyra Thictolm*, and Nik Dimizio at 17:51 (Follow the Buzzard) by 8.
Main event: Æ: Symphony of Destruction tied VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley (Time Limit). |
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| Card 5: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 10,782) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor pinned Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 3:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 91.
C4/Destroyer: Condor defeated Cindy Malone in 6 at 2:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon beat Whiplash Kid in 6 at 3:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
Jumbo Machine won over 911 in 6 at 4:11 (Back Elbow Smash) by 63.
Jumbo Machine overpowered Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 4:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
T-GOB: Palm Beach Pete outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 19:03 (Non-Disclosure Agreement) by 6 (Guest Referee: Ellie Mayfeather).
Southeast title: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo annihilated Æ: Fist of Fury at 23:12 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 6 (Guest Referee: Perspectiva Tres).
League Six-man titles: C4/Destroyer: Buzzard*, Falcon, and Hawk overpowered SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 at 27:28 (Follow the Buzzard) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won over HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 50:52 (Backbreaker) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 10,252) |
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Jumbo Machine pinned Nikki Bushwhacker in 6 at 1:43 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
Jumbo Machine over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 1 at 5:29 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
C4/Destroyer: Condor overpowered Whiplash Kid in 6 at 2:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage won over 911 in 6 at 2:30 (Ankle Lock) by 60.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage decked Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 4:27 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
Central Plains title: Æ: Masked Doughboy over DOD/COT: El Jefe in 9 at 4:19 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
T-GOB: Name Redacted defeated Æ: Symphony of Destruction at 29:57 (Paper Trail Plunge) by 2.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture, Condor, and Eagle* bested COT: Kim Lee-Litroom, Kyra Thictolm*, and Nik Dimizio at 20:58 (Aeschylus Head Shot) by 7.
Main event: T-GOB: Palm Beach Pete destroyed VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 55:16 (Non-Disclosure Agreement) by 1. |
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| Card 7: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 12,225) |
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Jumbo Machine decked CJ McDonald in 6 at 0:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 129.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 1 at 5:08 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
Æ: Fist of Fury over Whiplash Kid in 1 at 5:48 (Count Out).
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard over 911 in 2 at 9:54 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Jumbo Machine annihilated Boo Boo Fredrickson in 6 at 3:00 (Back Elbow Smash) by 121.
Æ: Masked Doughboy bested HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 29:41 (Sly's Interference) by 2 (non-title).
SOS/WAI: Anarchy over DOD/COT: El Jefe in 9 at 4:56 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (non-title).
C4/Destroyer: Vulture, Condor, and Eagle* won over SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 at 29:28 (Aeschylus Head Shot) by 3.
Main event: HERO: Dungaree Crabbe pinned T-GOB: Palm Beach Pete at 45:42 (Good Jeans) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 22,134) |
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Jumbo Machine decked Paul Redgrave in 6 at 6:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 98.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 2 at 6:23 (Count Out).
Jumbo Machine annihilated Cottonmouth John in 6 at 3:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon beat 911 in 6 at 6:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 63.
Jumbo Machine outmuscled Casper Thunderlips in 6 at 1:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 131.
Æ: Bad News Blake destroyed COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 29:21 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 2.
Æ: Mad Deltoid beat DOD/COT: El Luchador in 9 at 18:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 10.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 annihilated COT: Kim Lee-Litroom, Kyra Thictolm*, and Nik Dimizio at 29:25 (The Alpha Lock) by 4.
Main event: Æ: Bad News Blake decked HERO: Dungaree Crabbe at 30:56 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 1. |
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| Card 9: Held in Boise (Attendance: 15,327) |
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Jumbo Machine outmuscled The Unwinnable in 6 at 2:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon destroyed The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 6:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated Cottonmouth John in 6 at 0:59 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
C4/Destroyer: Condor beat 911 in 6 at 4:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 63.
Jumbo Machine decked Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 4:37 (Back Elbow Smash) by 70.
Jumbo Machine outmuscled COW: Jaxon Parker at 7:58 (Jumbo Thumb to the Eye) by 35.
Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown defeated DOD/COT: El Luchador in 9 at 15:19 (Back Elbow Smash) by 10.
Main event: Æ: Bad News Blake overpowered Æ: Fist of Fury at 27:55 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 5. |
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| Card 10: Held in Montreal (Attendance: 16,517) |
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Jumbo Machine outmuscled Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 3:39 (Back Elbow Smash) by 83.
C4/Destroyer: Condor won over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 3:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard over Cottonmouth John in 1 at 24:29 (Count Out).
Jumbo Machine overpowered Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 4:23 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 4:18 (Ankle Lock) by 67.
Jumbo Machine over Jabroni Jones in 1 at 6:35 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
COT: Nik Dimizio bested DOD/COT: El Luchador in 8 at 16:13 (Headlock) by 12.
Main event: Æ: Bad News Blake over DOD/COT: El Luchador in 14 at 3:35 (Count Out). |
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| Card 11: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 17,380) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage annihilated Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 6:24 (Ankle Lock) by 80.
Jumbo Machine over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 6:54 (Count Out).
C4/Destroyer: Falcon over Cottonmouth John in 1 at 8:55 (Count Out).
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage pinned Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 5:38 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
Jumbo Machine overpowered Pete Boston Charles in 6 at 4:11 (Back Elbow Smash) by 117.
Jumbo Machine bested COW: Matthias Parker at 8:35 (Jumbo Thumb to the Eye) by 29.
Northeast title: C4/Destroyer: Condor decked T-GOB: Palm Beach Pete at 28:48 (Crossface Claw) by 1.
Main event: Æ: Bad News Blake overpowered COT: Kyra Thictolm at 45:25 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 17,084) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard won over Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 1:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 4:55 (Count Out).
C4/Destroyer: Condor over Cottonmouth John in 1 at 8:17 (Count Out).
Jumbo Machine won over Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 2:41 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
Jumbo Machine decked Bugface Katie in 6 at 2:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
Jumbo Machine annihilated COW: Thomas Parker in 14 at 8:34 (Superplex) by 35.
C4/Destroyer: Eagle overpowered Æ: Symphony of Destruction at 28:54 (Aeschylus Head Shot) by 3.
Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid decked Æ: Bad News Blake at 30:59 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Cologne (Attendance: 10,794) |
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C4/Destroyer: Falcon decked Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 6:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 83.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard won over CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
Æ: Fist of Fury destroyed Cottonmouth John in 6 at 4:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage beat Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 4:56 (Ankle Lock) by 83.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage decked Bugface Katie in 6 at 4:07 (Ankle Lock) by 88.
Jumbo Machine overpowered COW: Matt Masterson at 5:43 (Jumbo Thumb to the Eye) by 35.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman won over Æ: Symphony of Destruction at 28:27 (The Dream Catcher) by 1.
Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid won over Æ: Sadistikal at 31:07 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 10,919) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor won over Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 6:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 83.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon bested CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:06 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
Jumbo Machine pinned Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
Jumbo Machine beat The Fart Man Dick Mitchell in 6 at 6:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
Jumbo Machine outmuscled The Great White in 6 at 0:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.
Jumbo Machine over COW: Nathaniel Danielson in 10 at 10:27 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Great Lakes title: COT: Nik Dimizio bested Æ: Symphony of Destruction at 28:05 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 3.
Main event: Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage tied Æ: Mad Deltoid at 9:30 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 15: Held in Pineville (Attendance: 11,808) |
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Jumbo Machine overpowered Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 1:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93.
C4/Destroyer: Condor defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage annihilated Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:22 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
Jumbo Machine defeated Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104.
Jumbo Machine over Big Blue in 1 at 5:38 (Count Out).
T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen overpowered COT: Kyra Thictolm at 28:49 (The Missing Minute) by 5 (non-title).
Æ: Mad Deltoid annihilated COT: Kyra Thictolm at 27:29 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 5 (non-title).
Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid defeated Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown at 54:12 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 3. |
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| Card 16: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 14,872) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage pinned Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 6:12 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 10:02 (Count Out).
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard destroyed Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage pinned Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 0:37 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
Jumbo Machine destroyed Blackeye Buddy in 6 at 4:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 73.
East Coast title: T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen bested Æ: Ric Legend at 27:02 (The Missing Minute) by 4.
Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown won over COT: Kyra Thictolm at 29:27 (The Final Dissection) by 2.
Main event: SOS/WAI: Anarchy tied Æ: Mad Deltoid (Time Limit). |
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| Card 17: Held in Ocean City (Attendance: 17,313) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard won over Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 2:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5 annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:37 (Headlock) by 107.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon pinned Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 1:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard overpowered Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.
Jumbo Machine overpowered Deadeye Pumpkinhead in 6 at 1:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver over DOD/COT: El Jefe in 11 at 11:59 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
Æ: Sadistikal decked HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 28:58 (The Sadistic Ritual) by 3. |
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| Card 18: Held in Luna (Attendance: 11,440) |
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C4/Destroyer: Falcon bested Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 6:07 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #6 destroyed CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:30 (Mounted Punches) by 107.
C4/Destroyer: Condor won over Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 6:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon pinned Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 1:54 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection decked VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 29:33 (Backbreaker) by 3.
COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver drew Æ: Fist of Fury at 4:35 (Double Disqualification).
HERO: Dungaree Crabbe bested Æ: Sadistikal at 29:10 (Good Jeans) by 1. |
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| Card 19: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 19,127) |
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Jumbo Machine defeated Connor Mayweather in 6 at 0:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104.
Jumbo Machine defeated Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 1:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
Jumbo Machine destroyed Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 5:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
C4/Destroyer: Condor overpowered Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 3:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 27:33 (Backbreaker) by 5.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage won over Æ: Bad News Blake at 29:57 (The Royal Rampage) by 1 (non-title).
SOS/WAI: Anarchy pinned Æ: Ric Legend at 27:53 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 4 (non-title). |
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| Card 20: Held in Rock Creek (Attendance: 17,856) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage annihilated Connor Mayweather in 6 at 4:36 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage beat Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 2:55 (Ankle Lock) by 105.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage decked Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 5:41 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
Jumbo Machine won over JJ Babyface in 6 at 2:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 105.
VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy decked VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 19:22 (Backbreaker) by 8.
Mid-Atlantic title: Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage overpowered HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 20:10 (The Royal Rampage) by 6 (Guest Referee: COT: "Tough" Tom Bennett).
SOS/WAI: The Talisman drew T-GOB: Palm Beach Pete (Time Limit). |
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| Card 21: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 23,229) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard bested Connor Mayweather in 6 at 1:20 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.
Jumbo Machine bested Ellie Mayfeather in 6 at 2:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by 109.
Jumbo Machine beat Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 5:41 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94.
Jumbo Machine won over Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 1:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung bested VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 27:59 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage decked HERO: Dungaree Crabbe at 29:28 (The Royal Rampage) by 2 (non-title).
SOS/WAI: Lazarus destroyed HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 29:55 (The Resurrection) by 4. |
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| Card 22: Held in Rapid City (Attendance: 17,861) |
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C4/Destroyer: Falcon won over Connor Mayweather in 6 at 2:25 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
Jumbo Machine annihilated The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 4:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage bested Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 5:15 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage decked Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 1:43 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 22:15 (The Royal Rampage) by 9.
West Coast title: C4/Destroyer: Buzzard won over COT: Kyra Thictolm at 29:11 (Follow the Buzzard) by 3.
SOS/WAI: Lazarus drew HERO: Dungaree Crabbe at 19:44 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 23: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 11,646) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor outmuscled Connor Mayweather in 6 at 1:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage bested The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 3:40 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard destroyed Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 2:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard won over Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 1:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 105.
Æ: Bad News Blake outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 24:33 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 8.
Pacific Northwest title: C4/Destroyer: Falcon overpowered HERO: Dungaree Crabbe at 29:28 (Fal-KO) by 1.
COT: Nik Dimizio decked Æ: Ric Legend at 28:13 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 3. |
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| Card 24: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 19,227) |
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Jumbo Machine over Floyd McGregor in 1 at 9:48 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
Jumbo Machine pinned Pat Jerome in 6 at 3:19 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon annihilated Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 2:15 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon annihilated Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 0:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 103.
Æ: Symphony of Destruction overpowered VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 27:51 (The Final Score) by 5.
C4/Destroyer: Hawk won over HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 29:48 (Sky Hunter) by 4.
TV Tag-team titles: COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver and "Wild" Mark Enkidu* pinned Lucky Cottonmouth and Bad Breath Betty* in 6 at 4:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90. |
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| Card 25: Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 17,195) |
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Jumbo Machine decked Eugene Madison in 6 at 0:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage overpowered Pat Jerome in 6 at 5:44 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
C4/Destroyer: Condor outmuscled Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 5:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.
C4/Destroyer: Condor annihilated Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 4:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 103.
Æ: Fist of Fury bested VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 29:51 (The One Inch Punch) by 3.
Æ: Bad News Blake beat COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 21:33 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 6 (Guest Referee: Cottonmouth John).
T-GOB: Name Redacted* and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen overpowered COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver* and "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 27:37 (Classified Crush) by 3. |
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| Card 26: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 22,808) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated Eugene Madison in 6 at 3:51 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
Jumbo Machine won over Chicken McGee in 6 at 1:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81.
Æ: Fist of Fury defeated Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 4:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.
Jumbo Machine won over Toots McGee in 6 at 5:19 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84.
COT: Kyra Thictolm destroyed VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 27:21 (Kyra bout it) by 4.
Æ: Bad News Blake tied C4/Destroyer: Vulture at 4:05 (Double Disqualification).
T-GOB: Name Redacted* and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen defeated C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk at 29:19 (Classified Crush) by 1. |
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| Card 27: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 16,120) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard won over Eugene Madison in 6 at 2:01 (Back Elbow Smash) by 115.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage destroyed Chicken McGee in 6 at 4:37 (Ankle Lock) by 78.
Jumbo Machine destroyed Crybaby Geraldson in 6 at 5:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 79.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage pinned Toots McGee in 6 at 3:07 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
Æ: Mad Deltoid beat VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 17:11 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 9.
Æ: Mad Deltoid annihilated Æ: Bad News Blake at 28:19 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 1 (non-title).
C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* defeated SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus at 27:50 (Aeschylus Head Shot) by 1. |
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| Card 28: Held in Prague (Attendance: 17,822) |
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C4/Destroyer: Falcon overpowered Eugene Madison in 6 at 3:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
Jumbo Machine over The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 1 at 1:10 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Jumbo Machine beat Tori Hatfield in 6 at 2:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard outmuscled Toots McGee in 6 at 3:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown defeated VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 15:55 (The Final Dissection) by 6 (Guest Referee: Bad Breath Betty).
Æ: Bad News Blake annihilated Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown at 29:40 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 2.
League Tag-team titles: T-GOB: Name Redacted* and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen won over SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus at 28:54 (Classified Crush) by 2. |
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| Card 29: Held in Ozone Park (Attendance: 21,863) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor defeated Eugene Madison in 6 at 1:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 1 at 11:58 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage overpowered Tori Hatfield in 6 at 1:27 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon decked Toots McGee in 6 at 1:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 84.
Æ: Sadistikal destroyed VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 19:34 (The Sadistic Ritual) by 6 (Guest Referee: UNITED WAYY: Oni Wayy).
Æ: Bad News Blake bested Æ: Sadistikal at 28:35 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 2.
T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen*, Name Redacted, and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen outmuscled Lucky Cottonmouth, Cottonmouth John, and Bad Breath Betty* in 6 at 2:36 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 85. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 17,604) |
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C4/Destroyer: Hawk was awarded $1,000 when COT: Nik Dimizio threw him out of the ring.
C4/Destroyer: Eagle gained $1,100 when T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen catapulted him onto the steps.
T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen won $1,200 when Jumbo Machine threw him out.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy gained $1,300 after Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage flipped him outside the ring.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley earned $1,400 after she was catapulted over the turnbuckle by Jumbo Machine.
COT: Nik Dimizio was paid $1,500 when he was tossed out by Æ: Mad Deltoid.
Æ: Mad Deltoid received $1,600 when Jumbo Machine catapulted him out of the ring.
Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage took home $1,700 when he got flipped through the ropes by Jumbo Machine.
COT: Kyra Thictolm pocketed $1,800 when Jumbo Machine flung her out.
Jumbo Machine won the CAW battle royal and the $30,000 prize, which was accompanied by 10 free CAW matches. |
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