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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #86 -- MAY 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 5,700) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 3:13 (Mounted Punches) by 90.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Pat Jerome in 6 at 4:19 (Mounted Punches) by 101.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Toots McGee in 6 at 1:39 (Mounted Punches) by 77.
Mid-Atlantic title: BURN: Awesome Turk destroyed Æ: Masked Doughboy at 4:25 (Piledriver) by 45.
COT: Name Redacted defeated VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 22:02 (Paper Trail Plunge) by 6.
Æ: Billy Ray outmuscled DOD/COT: El Jefe at 12:19 (Sly's Interference) by 11 (non-title) (Guest Referee: The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection beat VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy at 53:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 3,199) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 4:31 (Mounted Punches) by 76.
DOD/COT: El Jefe overpowered Chicken McGee in 6 at 4:49 (Mounted Punches) by 91.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 3:54 (Mounted Punches) by 88.
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen annihilated Æ: Masked Doughboy at 7:38 (Know List) by 47 (non-title).
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung outmuscled DOD/COT: El Jefe at 29:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Æ: Billy Ray overpowered DOD/COT: El Destructor at 17:20 (Sly's Interference) by 8.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection annihilated VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 20:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 3: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 5,136) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 3:07 (Mounted Punches) by 102.
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 1:42 (Mounted Punches) by 99.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 6:45 (Mounted Punches) by 65.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection tied VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs at 2:39 (Double Disqualification).
DOD/COT: El Luchador decked VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 27:35 (Superplex) by 1.
Æ: Billy Ray won over BURN: Young Turk at 29:14 (Sly's Interference) by 5.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo tied VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 21:33 (No Contest). |
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| Card 4: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 9,303) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Connor Mayweather in 6 at 0:55 (Mounted Punches) by 112.
DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated Whiplash Kid in 6 at 1:40 (Mounted Punches) by 97.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Bugface Katie in 2 at 4:06 (Count Out).
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 29:23 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
DOD/COT: El Destructor pinned VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 27:46 (Superplex) by 1.
Æ: Billy Ray bested COT: Lloyd Gross at 11:33 (Sly's Interference) by 11 (Guest Referee: SOS/IND: Ted Diesel).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection decked VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 48:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 2,455) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Eugene Madison in 6 at 3:52 (Mounted Punches) by 104.
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Cottonmouth John in 6 at 2:29 (Mounted Punches) by 117.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection annihilated VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 21:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection tied COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 7:05 (Double Count Out).
Great Lakes title: BURN: El Gran Samoano beat VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 21:26 (Piledriver) by 8.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo beat DOD/COT: El Jefe at 19:07 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 7 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection outmuscled Æ: Masked Doughboy at 8:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 43. |
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| Card 6: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 8,718) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe overpowered Cindy Malone in 6 at 4:56 (Mounted Punches) by 93.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Red Eyed Donkey in 1 at 12:15 (Count Out).
Central Plains title: COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 15:35 (The Missing Minute) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection tied COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 4:07 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung decked Æ: Ric Legend at 27:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo won over DOD/COT: El Destructor at 29:49 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 4.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 33:45 (Sly's Interference) by 5. |
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| Card 7: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 1,338) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe won over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 7:37 (Mounted Punches) by 63.
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 1:38 (Mounted Punches) by 103.
VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna tied DOD/COT: El Jefe at 19:24 (No Contest).
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection tied Æ: Bad News Blake at 4:35 (Double Disqualification).
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe at 24:28 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 6 (non-title).
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo bested BURN: Wild Turk at 27:15 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 3.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray overpowered COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 51:22 (Sly's Interference) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 6,514) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:57 (Mounted Punches) by 108.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 4:54 (Mounted Punches) by 110.
DOD/COT: El Destructor annihilated VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 29:07 (Superplex) by 3.
Æ: Billy Ray bested VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 27:12 (Sly's Interference) by 5 (non-title).
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo destroyed DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:51 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 3 (non-title).
Southwest title: COT: Dungaree Crabbe destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe at 28:25 (Good Jeans) by 5.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray won over DOD/COT: El Luchador at 41:54 (Sly's Interference) by 8. |
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| Card 9: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 8,397) |
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DOD/COT: El Luchador defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Tori Hatfield in 6 at 4:57 (Mounted Punches) by 85.
BURN: Hawaiian Stallion bested VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 28:44 (Piledriver) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection decked COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 28:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo bested DOD/COT: El Destructor at 29:53 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 3.
COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated DOD/COT: El Jefe at 28:14 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 1.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray decked COT: Nik Dimizio at 46:10 (Sly's Interference) by 10. |
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| Card 10: Held in Denver (Attendance: 9,349) |
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SOS/WAI: The Talisman over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 2:05 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Susan McCoy in 6 at 3:02 (Mounted Punches) by 90.
VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna tied Æ: Ric Legend at 0:28 (Double Count Out).
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo decked VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 27:16 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 1.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo bested BURN: Polynesian Dream at 24:02 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 7.
DOD/COT: El Luchador decked COT: Nik Dimizio at 28:42 (Superplex) by 2.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray pinned DOD/COT: El Jefe at 10:29 (Sly's Interference) by 11 (Guest Referee: SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5). |
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| Card 11: Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 9,078) |
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SOS/WAI: Lazarus won over CJ Bluebird in 10 at 2:34 (European Uppercut) by 134.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked 411 in 6 at 1:34 (Mounted Punches) by 84.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection won over VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 29:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
COT: Name Redacted beat VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 29:19 (Paper Trail Plunge) by 2.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo defeated Æ: Ric Legend at 15:31 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 6.
TV Tag-team titles: DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* destroyed Maxwell Jacobs and CJ Bluebird* in 6 at 5:48 (Mounted Punches) by 99.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray pinned Æ: Bad News Blake at 55:12 (Sly's Interference) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 5,809) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 10:20 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated 911 in 6 at 4:59 (Mounted Punches) by 57.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection destroyed Æ: Masked Doughboy at 4:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 43.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection outmuscled DOD/COT: El Jefe at 15:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (non-title).
Æ: Bad News Blake bested COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 27:06 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 1.
League Tag-team titles: SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus bested DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor in 14 at 27:21 (DDT) by 5.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray bested VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 29:46 (Sly's Interference) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Quebec (Attendance: 1,507) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5 bested CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 107.
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 5:23 (Mounted Punches) by 78.
COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu annihilated Æ: Masked Doughboy at 6:01 (Savage Splash) by 42.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection annihilated DOD/COT: El Destructor at 28:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Æ: Bad News Blake beat DOD/COT: El Jefe at 17:18 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 6 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* bested Maxwell Jacobs, CJ Bluebird*, and Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 2:38 (Mounted Punches) by 83.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray won over SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 34:11 (Sly's Interference) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Madison (Attendance: 2,858) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #6 annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:07 (Mounted Punches) by 107.
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 5:44 (Mounted Punches) by 88.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Æ: Masked Doughboy in 6 at 18:06 (Count Out).
TV title: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen destroyed VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 27:13 (Know List) by 4.
Rocky Mountains title: Æ: Bad News Blake won over DOD/COT: El Luchador at 28:53 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe*, El Luchador, and El Destructor in 12 at 14:30 (Superplex) by 11 (Guest Referee: Perspectiva Tres).
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray overpowered DOD/COT: El Destructor at 35:58 (Sly's Interference) by 8. |
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| Card 15: Held in Louisville (Attendance: 9,511) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 1:08 (Mounted Punches) by 108.
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 6:58 (Mounted Punches) by 99.
DOD/COT: El Luchador destroyed Æ: Masked Doughboy at 10:15 (Superplex) by 40.
Southeast title: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection pinned COT: Nik Dimizio at 28:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
Æ: Bad News Blake outmuscled COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 27:44 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 bested DOD/COT: El Jefe*, El Luchador, and El Destructor in 12 at 14:51 (Superplex) by 11 (Guest Referee: Connor Mayweather).
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray won over VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs at 41:26 (Sly's Interference) by 5. |
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| Card 16: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 6,655) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe won over The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 4:11 (Mounted Punches) by 109.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 4:29 (Mounted Punches) by 109.
DOD/COT: El Destructor bested Æ: Masked Doughboy at 4:43 (Superplex) by 40.
COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu beat VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 29:59 (Savage Splash) by 3.
Æ: Billy Ray won over COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 15:10 (Sly's Interference) by 6.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray outmuscled COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 34:31 (Sly's Interference) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 7,017) |
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DOD/COT: El Luchador collected $1,000 when VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley flung him out of the ring.
COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches pocketed $1,100 when SOS/WAI: Anarchy flipped him out of the ring.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy won $1,200 after he was thrown onto the concrete floor by COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo.
COT: Nik Dimizio earned $1,300 when he got tossed into the audience by DOD/COT: El Destructor.
DOD/COT: El Jefe got $1,400 after he got thrown into the audience by DOD/COT: El Destructor.
DOD/COT: El Destructor was awarded $1,500 when he was catapulted onto the steps by COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley picked up $1,600 after being hurled out of the ring by COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo was the winner of the CAW battle royal and the $30,000 prize, and also 8 free CAW matches. |
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