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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #78 -- NOVEMBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Lyons (Attendance: 5,476) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 1:44 (Rib Breaker) by 100.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 3:37 (Rib Breaker) by 110.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 3:47 (Rib Breaker) by 108.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo outmuscled COT/PPA: El Luchador at 27:05 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 1.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior annihilated COT/PPA: El Destructor at 29:23 (Bloody Tusk) by 5 (non-title).
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo* and "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo drew COT/PPA: El Luchador and El Destructor* at 5:19 (No Contest).
Main event: COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm outmuscled COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 34:07 (Kyra bout it) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 1,095) |
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COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm beat Nikki Bushwhacker in 6 at 3:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 118 (non-title).
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior over Pat Jerome in 1 at 6:44 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior pinned Toots McGee in 6 at 5:45 (Rib Breaker) by 82.
Southeast title: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo won over COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 29:06 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 1.
Mid-Atlantic title: COT: Che Churro won over COT/PPA: El Destructor at 29:36 (Burning Hammer) by 5.
League Tag-team titles: COT: Che Churro* and Nik Dimizio destroyed COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo* and "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 27:43 (Roll'em & Smok'em) by 2.
Main event: COT: Nik Dimizio tied COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 9:25 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 3: Held in Jacksonville (Attendance: 6,086) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior bested Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 4:56 (Rib Breaker) by 79.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Chicken McGee in 6 at 5:37 (Rib Breaker) by 88.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior defeated Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 5:15 (Rib Breaker) by 81.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm decked COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 29:05 (Kyra bout it) by 2.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm overpowered COT/PPA: El Destructor at 27:18 (Kyra bout it) by 2.
COT: Che Churro* and Nik Dimizio outmuscled COT/PPA: El Luchador and El Destructor* at 28:27 (Roll'em & Smok'em) by 2.
Main event: COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm overpowered COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 34:33 (Kyra bout it) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 3,529) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 5:54 (Rib Breaker) by 98.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior pinned The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 2:26 (Rib Breaker) by 91.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 2:53 (Rib Breaker) by 78.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen outmuscled COT/PPA: El Destructor at 27:46 (The Missing Minute) by 1.
COT: Che Churro outmuscled COT: Bird of War Charlie at 27:29 (Burning Hammer) by 1 (non-title).
TV Six-man titles: COT/PPA: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* outmuscled Zoey Pecadora, COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo*, and Kendra Pecadora at 19:18 (Boston Crab) by 9.
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung bested COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 46:58 (Boston Crab) by 5. |
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| Card 5: Held in Tehran (Attendance: 1,259) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior decked Connor Mayweather in 6 at 1:41 (Rib Breaker) by 112.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior beat Whiplash Kid in 6 at 1:19 (Rib Breaker) by 114.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior defeated Bugface Katie in 6 at 2:37 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
East Coast title: COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior defeated COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 28:45 (Bloody Tusk) by 4.
COT: Bird of War Charlie pinned SOS/WAI: The Talisman at 28:00 (Rat Bashing) by 3.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 pinned COT/PPA: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* at 17:16 (The Alpha Lock) by 6.
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung outmuscled COT/PPA: El Destructor at 20:21 (Boston Crab) by 7. |
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| Card 6: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 4,590) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior beat Eugene Madison in 6 at 2:51 (Rib Breaker) by 117.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled Cottonmouth John in 6 at 1:10 (Rib Breaker) by 122.
CURE/VD: Princess Anna bested COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 29:18 (Boston Crab) by 2.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm defeated COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 28:54 (Kyra bout it) by 1.
COT: Bird of War Charlie overpowered COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 28:19 (Rat Bashing) by 2.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 overpowered Zoey Pecadora, COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo*, and Kendra Pecadora at 12:04 (The Alpha Lock) by 15.
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung annihilated COT/PPA: El Luchador at 18:41 (Boston Crab) by 8. |
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| Card 7: Held in Philadelphia (Attendance: 2,168) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior bested Cindy Malone in 6 at 1:03 (Rib Breaker) by 102.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior annihilated Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 4:53 (Rib Breaker) by 118.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley beat COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 18:35 (Boston Crab) by 6 (non-title).
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior destroyed COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 29:06 (Bloody Tusk) by 2 (non-title).
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over COT: Bird of War Mac at 28:16 (Bloody Tusk) by 4 (non-title).
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung pinned COT: Bird of War Mac at 45:22 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Card 8: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 9,952) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior annihilated The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 5:00 (Rib Breaker) by 55.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior defeated Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 5:07 (Rib Breaker) by 98.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection drew COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 29:00 (Double Disqualification).
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo beat COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 28:03 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 1.
Pacific Northwest title: COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm beat COT: Bird of War Mac at 27:58 (Kyra bout it) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung annihilated COT: Tsuyoshi Mazoku in a Machine Mask in 14 at 20:09 (Stunner) by 35. |
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| Card 9: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 9,539) |
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COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:43 (Ankle Lock) by 123 (non-title).
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 1:58 (Rib Breaker) by 114.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm bested CURE/VD: Mrs. Krabs at 28:50 (Kyra bout it) by 3.
Northeast title: COT/PPA: El Jefe defeated COT/PPA: El Luchador at 29:11 (Stunner) by 3.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior defeated COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 19:18 (Bloody Tusk) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung decked COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 42:26 (Boston Crab) by 8. |
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| Card 10: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 1,605) |
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COT/PPA: El Luchador annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 125.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior over Tori Hatfield in 1 at 6:41 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Ecstasy won over COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 29:20 (Boston Crab) by 3.
COT: Bird of War Charlie destroyed COT/PPA: El Jefe at 29:43 (Rat Bashing) by 2.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior defeated COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 29:40 (Bloody Tusk) by 3.
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung beat COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 35:20 (Boston Crab) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 2,559) |
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COT/PPA: El Destructor pinned CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:37 (Fallaway Slam) by 125.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Susan McCoy in 6 at 3:08 (Rib Breaker) by 98.
CURE/VD: Black Lung bested COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 21:19 (Boston Crab) by 7.
COT/PPA: El Jefe defeated COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 27:14 (Stunner) by 3 (non-title).
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm decked COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 28:08 (Kyra bout it) by 3 (non-title).
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung outmuscled COT: Bird of War Charlie at 36:02 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 12: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 6,305) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior decked CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:49 (Rib Breaker) by 125.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior over 411 in 2 at 2:08 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Black Lung annihilated COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 28:49 (Boston Crab) by 4 (non-title).
COT/PPA: El Jefe tied COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 2:19 (No Contest).
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm pinned SOS/WAI: Lazarus at 29:55 (Kyra bout it) by 5.
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung destroyed SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 34:26 (Boston Crab) by 8. |
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| Card 13: Held in Los Angeles (Attendance: 2,210) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:24 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 120.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior over 911 in 2 at 2:53 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
CURE/VD: Black Lung annihilated COT/PPA: El Jefe at 27:45 (Boston Crab) by 5.
COT/PPA: El Jefe drew COT: Nik Dimizio (Time Limit).
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm drew COT: Nik Dimizio (Time Limit).
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung destroyed COT/PPA: El Jefe at 47:10 (Boston Crab) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Bagdad (Attendance: 8,318) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5 destroyed CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:31 (Chickenwing) by 120.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior beat Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 4:15 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
CURE/VD: Black Lung overpowered COT/PPA: El Luchador at 18:56 (Boston Crab) by 8 (non-title).
Rocky Mountains title: COT/PPA: El Luchador decked COT: Tsuyoshi Mazoku in a Machine Mask in 14 at 9:39 (Superplex) by 28.
COT/PPA: El Luchador and El Destructor* over Maxwell Jacobs* and CJ Bluebird in 1 at 4:25 (Count Out).
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung bested COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior at 32:01 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Austin (Attendance: 2,757) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #6 beat CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:26 (Ankle Lock) by 120.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 1:30 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
CURE/VD: Black Lung overpowered COT: Bird of War Dennis at 28:23 (Boston Crab) by 5.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm outmuscled COT/PPA: El Luchador at 27:47 (Kyra bout it) by 3.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo and "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo* won over Red Eyed Donkey and Bad Breath Betty* in 6 at 2:51 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
Main event: CURE/VD: Black Lung annihilated CURE/VD: Princess Anna at 37:08 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 16: Held in Hollywood (Attendance: 4,523) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior decked Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 2:32 (Rib Breaker) by 103.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior defeated Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 1:41 (Rib Breaker) by 119.
TV title: CURE/VD: Black Lung overpowered COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 27:29 (Boston Crab) by 5.
COT: Bird of War Mac outmuscled COT/PPA: El Destructor at 27:45 (Going for Gasps) by 1.
COT: Che Churro and Nik Dimizio* overpowered Red Eyed Donkey and Bad Breath Betty* in 6 at 3:05 (Mounted Punches) by 111.
Main event: CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley destroyed CURE/VD: Black Lung at 54:57 (Boston Crab) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 1,561) |
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COT/PPA: El Luchador won $1,000 when he was flipped onto the apron by SOS/WAI: Anarchy.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy snatched $1,100 after he was flung out of the ring by CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley and COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo pocketed $1,200 when COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior catapulted him out.
COT/PPA: El Destructor grabbed $1,300 when COT: Bird of War Dennis threw him over the top rope.
COT: Bird of War Dennis received $1,400 after he got catapulted into some chairs at ringside by COT: Nik Dimizio.
COT/PPA: El Jefe earned $1,500 after he got flung out by CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley.
COT: Nik Dimizio received $1,600 when COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior catapulted him outside the ring.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior picked up $1,700 in imaginary earnings when he was hurled out of the ring by CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize, along with 9 free CAW matches. |
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