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BRASS KNUCKLES LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #95 -- SUMMER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Belfast (Attendance: 5,721) |
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SOS/TWGWK: La Hija del Monster Truck beat Jacques Williams in 6 at 4:34 (Ankle Lock) by 118.
SOS: Lil' Boeing decked "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 3:36 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Drake Overtone in 6 at 5:53 (European Uppercut) by 75.
SOS: Yung Cessna pinned Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 3:39 (European Uppercut) by 119 (non-title).
SOS: Yung Cessna beat "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite in 6 at 6:01 (European Uppercut) by 72 (non-title).
PG: Timbo Kingston outmuscled COT: Brooks Raley at 29:51 (Jumping DDT) by 5.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested SOS/TWGWK: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 18:51 (Kill Shot) by 14 (non-title).
PG: Class Act Kenneth Brigham won over COT: Jake Diekman at 16:20 (Honor Roll) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna destroyed SOS/TWGWK: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes at 40:32 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 11,470) |
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SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck overpowered Jacques Williams in 6 at 1:13 (European Uppercut) by 120.
SOS/TWGWK: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal destroyed "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 2:36 (European Uppercut) by 109.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Frank Tortilla in 1 at 5:13 (Count Out).
SOS/TWGWK: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes pinned Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 2:21 (Ankle Lock) by 119 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy destroyed Wyatt Goldstein in 11 at 2:20 (Superplex) by 102.
Central Plains title: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked SOS/TWGWK: La Hija del Monster Truck at 13:12 (Strangulation) by 14.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Good 'ol Simon in 6 at 2:49 (European Uppercut) by 115.
COT: Grant Hartwig* and Brooks Raley drew EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane* and Horace the Shocker Pinker at 12:03 (Double Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna decked SOS/TWGWK: La Hija del Monster Truck at 24:07 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 12. |
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| Card 3: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 7,244) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Jacques Williams in 1 at 4:18 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS/TWGWK: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes annihilated "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 2:03 (Ankle Lock) by 111 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Frank Tortilla in 1 at 1:09 (Count Out).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested Turk L. Stein in 12 at 1:57 (Brainbuster) by 149.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated Wyatt Goldstein in 11 at 3:58 (Superplex) by 102.
SOS: Yung Cessna pinned SOS/TWGWK: La Hija del Monster Truck at 17:46 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 12.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Dr. Punchman in 6 at 6:08 (European Uppercut) by 86.
PG: Timbo Kingston*, Big Moe, and Kendall Woods beat COT: Drew Smith, Grant Hartwig*, and Brooks Raley at 17:09 (Jumping DDT) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna outmuscled COT: Kodai Senga at 15:57 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 8 (Guest Referee: SOS: Big SAGAT). |
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| Card 4: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 6,264) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Jacques Williams in 1 at 3:34 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated Walter McShnerd in 12 at 1:03 (Brainbuster) by 129.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled The Mobster in 10 at 0:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 159.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated Turk L. Stein in 12 at 1:47 (Brainbuster) by 149.
SOS: Yung Cessna destroyed Wyatt Goldstein in 7 at 6:00 (Side Slam) by 63 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over TBABIT: Cliff in 12 at 2:50 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat Igor the Ridiculous in 6 at 6:14 (European Uppercut) by 80.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna destroyed SOS/TWGWK: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 24:46 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 11. |
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| Card 5: Held in Nashville (Attendance: 15,278) |
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SOS: Yung Cessna annihilated Jacques Williams in 6 at 2:53 (European Uppercut) by 120 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Walter McShnerd in 12 at 1:15 (Brainbuster) by 129.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested The Mobster in 10 at 0:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 159.
SOS: Yung Cessna pinned Turk L. Stein at 2:03 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 159 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered Louie G. Louie in 11 at 1:26 (Superplex) by 149.
Pacific Northwest title: COT: Grant Hartwig over TBABIT: Cliff at 6:27 (Count Out).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Joey Bologna in 2 at 20:31 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna pinned SOS: Lil' Boeing at 16:29 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 9. |
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| Card 6: Held in Akron (Attendance: 11,800) |
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SOS: Lil' Boeing decked Jacques Williams in 6 at 4:13 (Ankle Lock) by 118.
SOS: Yung Cessna pinned Walter McShnerd in 14 at 2:56 (Stunner) by 139 (non-title).
SOS: Yung Cessna destroyed The Mobster in 10 at 2:09 (Back Elbow Smash) by 157 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned The Masked Wonder in 6 at 2:39 (European Uppercut) by 87.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat Louie G. Louie in 11 at 2:05 (Superplex) by 149.
SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck drew EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 6:39 (Double Disqualification).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Leonardo DaWimpy in 1 at 21:29 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna bested PG: Class Act Kenneth Brigham at 56:49 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 2. |
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| Card 7: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 10,362) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal won over Jacques Williams in 6 at 1:22 (European Uppercut) by 118.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Morris Mack in 6 at 5:34 (European Uppercut) by 65.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked Cyclopto in 6 at 6:20 (European Uppercut) by 95.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over The Masked Wonder in 6 at 4:41 (European Uppercut) by 87.
SOS: Yung Cessna over Louie G. Louie in 1 at 4:39 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (non-title).
SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck pinned SOS: Yung Cessna at 29:54 (Bigfoot Crunch) by 2.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated "Always Honest" Eddie Truman in 6 at 1:29 (European Uppercut) by 100.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna bested TBABIT: Cliff in 7 at 10:11 (Side Slam) by 18. |
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| Card 8: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 15,774) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes outmuscled Jacques Williams in 6 at 2:15 (Ankle Lock) by 120 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Morris Mack in 6 at 4:28 (European Uppercut) by 65.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked Cyclopto in 6 at 6:29 (European Uppercut) by 95.
SOS: Yung Cessna pinned The Masked Wonder in 6 at 5:41 (European Uppercut) by 91 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked Bobert Cuttlefish in 6 at 3:17 (European Uppercut) by 97.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked SOS: Yung Cessna at 28:54 (Strangulation) by 2.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed The Krushinator in 6 at 2:13 (European Uppercut) by 97.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna pinned PG: Timbo Kingston at 42:52 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 3. |
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| Card 9: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 6,692) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over The Bulkamaniac in 1 at 2:26 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS: Yung Cessna defeated Morris Mack in 6 at 3:40 (European Uppercut) by 69 (non-title).
SOS: Yung Cessna over Cyclopto in 1 at 8:51 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles) (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Zack Majik in 6 at 4:55 (European Uppercut) by 93.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Bobert Cuttlefish in 6 at 3:19 (European Uppercut) by 97.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked Good 'ol Simon in 6 at 1:49 (European Uppercut) by 115.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Allan Chesterfield III in 6 at 3:26 (European Uppercut) by 106.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna pinned COT: Drew Smith at 41:11 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 8 (Guest Referee: Vic Gruesome). |
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| Card 10: Held in Calais (Attendance: 15,881) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over The Bulkamaniac in 1 at 10:59 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Lance Wordsworth in 1 at 15:06 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Samuel B. Sorry in 3 at 5:00 (Count Out).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Zack Majik in 6 at 3:13 (European Uppercut) by 93.
SOS: Yung Cessna pinned Bobert Cuttlefish in 6 at 1:17 (European Uppercut) by 101 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Dr. Punchman in 6 at 4:06 (European Uppercut) by 86.
SOS: Yung Cessna annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:53 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Yung Cessna annihilated COT: Edwin Diaz at 37:28 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 6. |
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| Card 11: Held in Gulf Shores (Attendance: 15,167) |
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SOS: Yung Cessna annihilated The Bulkamaniac in 6 at 4:43 (European Uppercut) by 96 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Lance Wordsworth in 1 at 8:48 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Samuel B. Sorry in 3 at 3:54 (Count Out).
SOS: Yung Cessna destroyed Zack Majik in 6 at 4:53 (European Uppercut) by 97 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Chris "Puma" Stark in 3 at 5:50 (Count Out).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested Igor the Ridiculous in 6 at 3:15 (European Uppercut) by 80.
EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker destroyed SOS: Yung Cessna at 27:55 (To Hell and Back) by 4 (non-title).
Main event: SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck decked SOS: Yung Cessna at 59:37 (Bigfoot Crunch) by 2. |
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| Card 12: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 19,857) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked Brady Thomas in 6 at 1:05 (European Uppercut) by 120.
SOS: Yung Cessna outmuscled Lance Wordsworth in 6 at 2:30 (European Uppercut) by 77 (non-title).
SOS: Yung Cessna decked Samuel B. Sorry in 10 at 0:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy beat Larry "Lefty" Lawrence in 6 at 3:50 (European Uppercut) by 94.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Chris "Puma" Stark in 3 at 0:49 (Count Out).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Joey Bologna in 2 at 3:47 (Disqualification: hit ref).
EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker outmuscled COT: Kodai Senga at 19:20 (To Hell and Back) by 12 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy drew SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck (Time Limit). |
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| Card 13: Held in Venice (Attendance: 12,647) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Brady Thomas in 6 at 0:38 (European Uppercut) by 120.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered Hemingway Matthews at 4:09 (Strangulation) by 123.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested Champanzee in 6 at 1:43 (European Uppercut) by 82.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested Larry "Lefty" Lawrence in 6 at 3:26 (European Uppercut) by 94.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated Nate the Great in 6 at 2:58 (European Uppercut) by 72.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Leonardo DaWimpy in 1 at 3:59 (Count Out).
SOS: Yung Cessna drew EDGE: 976-EVIL at 7:41 (No Contest).
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker won over SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck at 35:53 (To Hell and Back) by 2. |
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| Card 14: Held in Sydney (Attendance: 19,458) |
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SOS: Yung Cessna destroyed Brady Thomas in 6 at 3:18 (European Uppercut) by 124 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested Hemingway Matthews at 4:39 (Kill Shot) by 124.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Champanzee in 6 at 3:45 (European Uppercut) by 82.
SOS: Yung Cessna decked Larry "Lefty" Lawrence in 6 at 2:46 (European Uppercut) by 98 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat Nate the Great in 6 at 3:09 (European Uppercut) by 72.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled "Always Honest" Eddie Truman in 6 at 1:26 (European Uppercut) by 100.
East Coast title: SOS: Yung Cessna destroyed COT: Kodai Senga at 18:17 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 8 (Guest Referee: The Bulkamaniac).
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker destroyed EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 48:29 (To Hell and Back) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Pasadena (Attendance: 7,390) |
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SOS/TWGWK: La Hija del Monster Truck beat "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 2:21 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
SOS: Yung Cessna over Hemingway Matthews in 2 at 29:23 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Gregory Goliath in 6 at 5:58 (European Uppercut) by 74.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated The Body Slammer in 9 at 2:49 (Side Slam) by 93.
SOS: Yung Cessna bested Nate the Great in 6 at 1:42 (European Uppercut) by 76 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked The Krushinator in 6 at 3:25 (European Uppercut) by 97.
SOS: Yung Cessna destroyed SOS: Lil' Boeing at 23:58 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 9 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker pinned EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 17:31 (To Hell and Back) by 6. |
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| Card 16: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 9,676) |
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SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck won over "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 4:05 (European Uppercut) by 111.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood in 6 at 2:18 (European Uppercut) by 77.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Gregory Goliath in 6 at 5:10 (European Uppercut) by 74.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned The Body Slammer in 9 at 5:49 (Side Slam) by 93.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested Vic Gruesome in 7 at 2:49 (Rib Breaker) by 77.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy destroyed Allan Chesterfield III in 6 at 3:34 (European Uppercut) by 106.
SOS: Yung Cessna overpowered SOS/TWGWK: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal at 13:12 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 11 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker outmuscled EDGE: 976-EVIL at 36:48 (To Hell and Back) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 18,831) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 3:49 (European Uppercut) by 107.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood in 6 at 3:43 (European Uppercut) by 77.
SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck bested Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 3:19 (European Uppercut) by 119.
SOS: Yung Cessna won over The Body Slammer in 9 at 3:24 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 95 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Vic Gruesome in 7 at 4:50 (Rib Breaker) by 77.
SOS: Yung Cessna beat EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 28:49 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 2.
SOS: Yung Cessna bested COT: Drew Smith at 15:27 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 8 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Frank Tortilla). |
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| Card 18: Held in Trenton (Attendance: 7,080) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 0:45 (European Uppercut) by 107.
SOS: Yung Cessna decked "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood in 6 at 4:47 (European Uppercut) by 81 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy beat Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 1:44 (European Uppercut) by 115.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite in 3 at 10:44 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS: Yung Cessna outmuscled Vic Gruesome in 7 at 6:50 (Side Slam) by 85 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West beat SOS: Lil' Boeing at 24:45 (Lobotomy) by 7.
SOS: Yung Cessna overpowered COT: Edwin Diaz at 22:54 (Sky Twisting Moonsault) by 6 (non-title). |
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| Card 19: Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 13,154) |
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SOS: Yung Cessna overpowered "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl in 6 at 1:23 (European Uppercut) by 111 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated Drake Overtone in 6 at 3:07 (European Uppercut) by 75.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Nelson Needlemeier in 6 at 3:01 (European Uppercut) by 115.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite in 3 at 11:41 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
PG: Timbo Kingston tied EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 5:57 (Double Disqualification).
TV title: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned SOS: Yung Cessna at 29:42 (Kill Shot) by 3.
Northeast title: EDGE: 976-EVIL outmuscled PG: Class Act Kenneth Brigham at 29:35 (Evil Calls) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Nice (Attendance: 14,897) |
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COT: Brooks Raley was awarded $1,000 after getting catapulted over the turnbuckle by EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm.
COT: Jake Diekman was awarded $1,100 when EDGE: 976-EVIL threw him out of the ring.
COT: Edwin Diaz took home $1,200 after EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker threw him out.
SOS/TWGWK: La Hija del Monster Truck was given $1,300 in imaginary money after EDGE: 976-EVIL tossed her out.
SOS/TWGWK: Texas Omelet Tammy O'Neal took home $1,400 when she was tossed out by SOS: Yung Cessna.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane received $1,500 when EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy flipped him out.
SOS: Lil' Boeing grabbed $1,600 when he got hurled out by SOS: Yung Cessna.
COT: Drew Smith made $1,700 when SOS/TWGWK: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes tossed him out.
COT: Kodai Senga gained $1,800 when he got thrown into the audience by COT: Grant Hartwig.
COT: Grant Hartwig nabbed $1,900 when he was thrown out by EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker.
SOS: Yung Cessna grabbed $2,000 when EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy threw him out of the ring.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West got $2,100 when he was hurled out by EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm.
EDGE: 976-EVIL took home $2,200 after he was hurled outside the ring by SOS/TWGWK: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy nabbed $2,300 after he got thrown onto the concrete floor by EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm was awarded $2,400 after SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck tossed him outside the ring.
EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker grabbed a cool $2,500 after he got flipped out by SOS/TWGWK: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes.
SOS/TWGWK: El Hijo del Monster Truck pocketed $2,600 in imaginary earnings when he got flipped outside the ring by SOS/TWGWK: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes.
SOS/TWGWK: Butter Biscuit Betty Barnes was the winner of the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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