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BRASS KNUCKLES LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #60 -- SUMMER 2022 |
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| Card 1: Held in Jackson (Attendance: 8,456) |
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John Wick outmuscled Jacques Williams at 3:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 109.
John Wick won over "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood at 1:22 (The Wick Waistlock) by 148.
John Wick won over Turk L. Stein at 2:23 (The Wick Waistlock) by 141.
TBABIT: Sam pinned Wyatt Goldstein at 3:44 (Brainbuster) by 105.
Vincent Vega tied Anton Chigurh at 3:56 (No Contest).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat Anton Chigurh at 27:33 (Kill Shot) by 4.
Central Plains title: TBABIT: Woody won over EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 17:10 (The Woodchipper) by 8.
TV Six-man titles: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy*, Herbert the Re-Animator West, and Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked Jacques Williams*, "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl, and Nelson Needlemeier at 1:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 80.
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker outmuscled Anton Chigurh at 33:16 (To Hell and Back) by 5. |
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| Card 2: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 9,567) |
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TBABIT: Sam overpowered Jacques Williams at 3:08 (Rib Breaker) by 109.
TBABIT: Sam won over "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood at 1:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 140.
TBABIT: Sam defeated Turk L. Stein at 1:02 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 132.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Wyatt Goldstein at 1:34 (Backbreaker) by 102.
TBABIT: Frasier decked Vincent Vega at 15:16 (The Spinoff) by 8 (non-title).
Anton Chigurh tied EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 13:53 (Double Count Out).
Rocky Mountains title: TBABIT: Sam decked ORDER: Sir Gets Beatalot at 28:00 (Fastball) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker overpowered EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 47:50 (To Hell and Back) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 14,950) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Jacques Williams at 4:12 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 114.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood at 2:38 (Brainbuster) by 137.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Turk L. Stein at 0:44 (Brainbuster) by 129.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Louie G. Louie at 4:40 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
EDGE: 976-EVIL annihilated Vincent Vega at 29:13 (Evil Calls) by 1.
EDGE: 976-EVIL decked Anton Chigurh at 27:18 (Evil Calls) by 1.
TBABIT: Sam pinned VIRUS: Shoemaker at 29:32 (Fastball) by 4 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker won over EDGE: 976-EVIL at 47:53 (To Hell and Back) by 4. |
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| Card 4: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 11,500) |
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EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker annihilated Jacques Williams at 2:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Drake Overtone at 3:10 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 70.
John Wick destroyed The Masked Wonder at 2:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 86.
John Wick beat Bobert Cuttlefish at 0:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
ORDER: Losing Streak #2 overpowered Vincent Vega at 21:22 (I Am A Wimp Beat Me Already) by 8.
VIRUS: Zigs Blood defeated Anton Chigurh at 19:23 (Superplex) by 8.
Pacific Northwest title: VIRUS: K.M. Fauxx beat EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 15:46 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker bested ORDER: I Am A Scrub at 32:39 (To Hell and Back) by 2. |
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| Card 5: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 15,333) |
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John Wick decked The Bulkamaniac at 1:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Frank Tortilla at 1:52 (Backbreaker) by 126.
TBABIT: Sam decked The Masked Wonder at 1:36 (Rib Breaker) by 86.
TBABIT: Sam pinned Bobert Cuttlefish at 2:48 (Rib Breaker) by 108.
ORDER: I Am A Scrub decked Vincent Vega at 27:23 (Weren't You Supposed To Win?) by 3.
ORDER: Losing Streak #1 outmuscled Anton Chigurh at 22:19 (You Need To Try Harder) by 7.
Great Lakes title: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West annihilated ORDER: I Am A Scrub at 29:58 (Lobotomy) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker bested Jules Winnfield at 46:21 (To Hell and Back) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Zacatecas (Attendance: 5,695) |
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TBABIT: Sam outmuscled The Bulkamaniac at 4:11 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
John Wick over The Mobster at 4:07 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed The Masked Wonder at 1:23 (Superplex) by 163.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Bobert Cuttlefish at 21:55 (Count Out).
Southwest title: VIRUS: Leech won over Vincent Vega at 15:03 (Superplex) by 8.
ORDER: Sir Gets Beatalot overpowered Anton Chigurh at 28:46 (Did I Lose I Guess Not) by 3.
Northeast title: VIRUS: Daan Cooley bested EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 27:25 (Superplex) by 5.
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker destroyed EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 29:29 (To Hell and Back) by 1. |
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| Card 7: Held in Panama City (Attendance: 9,418) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned The Bulkamaniac at 3:52 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99.
TBABIT: Sam over The Mobster at 4:22 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
John Wick won over Zack Majik at 4:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Chris "Puma" Stark at 5:05 (Rib Breaker) by 96.
Agent 47 drew EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 0:52 (No Contest).
ORDER: I Am A Scrub beat Anton Chigurh at 28:28 (Weren't You Supposed To Win?) by 3.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm tied ORDER: IWA's Best Loser Ever at 1:48 (Double Count Out).
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker annihilated EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 36:55 (To Hell and Back) by 5. |
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| Card 8: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 6,690) |
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John Wick won over Brady Thomas at 1:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked The Mobster at 3:58 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 84.
TBABIT: Sam pinned Zack Majik at 2:47 (Rib Breaker) by 89.
John Wick won over Nate the Great at 4:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 79.
ORDER: Losing Streak #1 annihilated Agent 47 at 19:47 (You Need To Try Harder) by 7.
VIRUS: Duke Iron annihilated Anton Chigurh at 27:31 (Superplex) by 3.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed Good 'ol Simon at 4:49 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 97.
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker bested ORDER: Sir Gets Beatalot at 48:43 (To Hell and Back) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in Gulfport (Attendance: 12,966) |
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TBABIT: Sam bested Brady Thomas at 0:34 (Rib Breaker) by 108.
John Wick pinned Cyclopto at 6:00 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over Zack Majik at 3:27 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 94.
TBABIT: Sam bested Nate the Great at 4:56 (Rib Breaker) by 79.
VIRUS: Shoemaker overpowered Agent 47 at 28:15 (Superplex) by 3.
VIRUS: Shoemaker bested Anton Chigurh at 27:51 (Superplex) by 3.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated Dr. Punchman at 1:54 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102.
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker pinned VIRUS: Shoemaker at 57:38 (To Hell and Back) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 13,272) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated Brady Thomas at 4:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113.
TBABIT: Sam defeated Cyclopto at 1:33 (Rib Breaker) by 91.
John Wick won over Larry "Lefty" Lawrence at 3:21 (Back Elbow Smash) by 107.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Nate the Great at 5:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 84.
Leon Montana overpowered Anton Chigurh at 28:38 (The Leon Leglock) by 5.
John Wick beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 27:39 (The Wick Waistlock) by 1.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned Igor the Ridiculous at 3:28 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 94.
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker bested Vincent Vega at 53:50 (To Hell and Back) by 5. |
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| Card 11: Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 8,432) |
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John Wick bested "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl at 3:12 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over Cyclopto at 7:45 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
TBABIT: Sam defeated Larry "Lefty" Lawrence at 3:35 (Rib Breaker) by 107.
John Wick annihilated Vic Gruesome at 4:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 87.
Leon Montana won over ORDER: Sir Gets Beatalot at 29:09 (The Leon Leglock) by 2.
John Wick tied EDGE: 976-EVIL at 13:07 (No Contest).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed Leonardo DaWimpy at 0:52 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 120.
Main event: ORDER: Losing Streak #1 pinned EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker at 48:47 (You Need To Try Harder) by 2. |
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| Card 12: Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 5,612) |
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TBABIT: Sam pinned "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl at 0:32 (Rib Breaker) by 102.
John Wick over Samuel B. Sorry at 6:20 (Count Out).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated Larry "Lefty" Lawrence at 3:25 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112.
TBABIT: Sam pinned Vic Gruesome at 3:19 (Headlock) by 82.
John Wick outmuscled Anton Chigurh at 29:15 (The Wick Waistlock) by 1.
TBABIT: Coach pinned EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 29:04 (Ends in Season 3) by 1.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated The Krushinator at 1:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101.
Main event: ORDER: Losing Streak #1 annihilated John Wick at 44:35 (You Need To Try Harder) by 6. |
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| Card 13: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 9,639) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl at 3:01 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107.
TBABIT: Sam over Samuel B. Sorry at 4:04 (Count Out).
John Wick won over The Body Slammer at 2:45 (Mounted Punches) by 97.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated Vic Gruesome at 4:43 (Rib Breaker) by 90.
TBABIT: Coach bested Anton Chigurh at 27:43 (Ends in Season 3) by 5.
ORDER: Losing Streak #1 outmuscled TBABIT: Coach at 28:43 (You Need To Try Harder) by 2.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Allan Chesterfield III at 1:27 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 111.
Main event: ORDER: Losing Streak #1 bested EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 59:56 (You Need To Try Harder) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Oshkosh (Attendance: 12,294) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated Walter McShnerd at 6:03 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 55.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated Samuel B. Sorry at 2:27 (Kill Shot) by 145.
TBABIT: Sam bested The Body Slammer at 6:59 (Chickenwing) by 94.
Jules Winnfield won over Anton Chigurh at 27:55 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 2.
TBABIT: Cliff decked Anton Chigurh at 29:27 (Going Postal) by 4.
TBABIT: Cliff annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 27:33 (Going Postal) by 4.
ORDER: "World's Weakest Man" Johnny Loserton beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:37 (The World's Weakest Toe Stomp) by 5.
Main event: ORDER: Losing Streak #1 outmuscled VIRUS: Duke Iron at 39:22 (You Need To Try Harder) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Denver (Attendance: 18,273) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled Morris Mack at 4:32 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated Champanzee at 4:29 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 78.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat The Body Slammer at 5:55 (Headlock) by 80.
Mid-Atlantic title: TBABIT: Frasier decked Jules Winnfield at 22:36 (The Spinoff) by 6.
TV title: TBABIT: Norm won over Anton Chigurh at 17:16 (Massive Tab) by 8.
East Coast title: TBABIT: Cliff won over EDGE: 976-EVIL at 29:06 (Going Postal) by 3.
VIRUS: Shoemaker outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:43 (Superplex) by 3.
Main event: ORDER: Losing Streak #1 won over Leon Montana at 53:03 (You Need To Try Harder) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in Tucson (Attendance: 12,574) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated Lance Wordsworth at 1:42 (Kill Shot) by 118.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered Gregory Goliath at 7:46 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 74.
John Wick defeated "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite at 0:41 (Mounted Punches) by 121.
Jules Winnfield overpowered EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 27:02 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 2.
TBABIT: Woody annihilated Anton Chigurh at 17:58 (The Woodchipper) by 8.
TBABIT: Cliff bested ORDER: I Am A Scrub at 27:54 (Going Postal) by 1 (non-title).
West Coast title: VIRUS: Zigs Blood won over ORDER: Losing Streak #1 at 29:46 (Superplex) by 1.
Main event: TBABIT: Sam tied ORDER: Losing Streak #1 at 8:15 (No Contest). |
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| Card 17: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 15,357) |
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John Wick overpowered Hemingway Matthews at 0:36 (DDT) by 114.
John Wick pinned Nelson Needlemeier at 3:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 123.
TBABIT: Sam outmuscled "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite at 4:11 (Chickenwing) by 118.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked Jules Winnfield at 27:28 (Kill Shot) by 2.
TBABIT: Sam overpowered Anton Chigurh at 15:09 (Fastball) by 7.
TBABIT: Norm beat EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 24:10 (Massive Tab) by 8 (non-title).
ORDER: Losing Streak #2* and Losing Streak #1 outmuscled EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy and Herbert the Re-Animator West* at 15:20 (Wimpy D) by 10. |
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| Card 18: Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 15,499) |
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TBABIT: Sam decked Hemingway Matthews at 0:35 (Big Splash) by 126.
TBABIT: Sam annihilated Nelson Needlemeier at 0:58 (Rib Breaker) by 123.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite at 5:13 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 86.
ORDER: Sir Gets Beatalot outmuscled Jules Winnfield at 27:29 (Did I Lose I Guess Not) by 1.
Anton Chigurh tied EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 6:27 (No Contest).
TBABIT: Norm pinned ORDER: Losing Streak #1 at 29:38 (Massive Tab) by 1 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy and Herbert the Re-Animator West* annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane and 976-EVIL* at 29:51 (Lobotomy) by 3. |
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| Card 19: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 15,530) |
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EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated Hemingway Matthews at 1:41 (Kill Shot) by 138.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated Nelson Needlemeier at 2:29 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 128.
John Wick won over Wyatt Goldstein at 1:07 (DDT) by 102.
VIRUS: Duke Iron destroyed Jules Winnfield at 28:49 (Superplex) by 1.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West pinned Anton Chigurh at 28:47 (Lobotomy) by 4.
TBABIT: Woody destroyed EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 23:16 (The Woodchipper) by 8 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: ORDER: Losing Streak #2 and Losing Streak #1* beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane* and 976-EVIL at 13:05 (Brainbuster) by 13. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 16,317) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy grabbed $1,000 after being flipped out by EDGE: 976-EVIL.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane got $1,100 when EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West hurled him out.
EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker grabbed a quick $1,200 in imaginary money when EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West catapulted him out.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West was awarded $1,300 when he was flipped over the turnbuckle by EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm was awarded $1,400 after EDGE: 976-EVIL flung him outside the ring.
EDGE: 976-EVIL won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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