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BRASS KNUCKLES LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #72 -- FEBRUARY 2023 |
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| Card 1: Held in New Delhi (Attendance: 6,032) |
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NME: John Wick over Jacques Williams at 4:54 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
NME: John Wick destroyed "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood at 5:37 (Ankle Lock) by 75.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated Turk L. Stein at 1:12 (Strangulation) by 144 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy decked Bobert Cuttlefish at 1:51 (Chickenwing) by 108 (non-title).
NME: Agent 47 tied EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane (Time Limit).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Leonardo DaWimpy at 6:56 (Disqualification: used rope to choke) (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 44:04 (Strangulation) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 5,731) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled Jacques Williams at 2:30 (Chickenwing) by 102 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered "The Woodchuck" Chuck Wood at 0:48 (Mounted Punches) by 130 (non-title).
NME: John Wick annihilated The Masked Wonder at 6:14 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy defeated Chris "Puma" Stark at 1:52 (Side Slam) by 99 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: NME: Leon Montana decked TBABIT: Cliff at 13:30 (The Leon Leglock) by 24.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned "Always Honest" Eddie Truman at 1:22 (Chickenwing) by 100 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy at 33:50 (Kill Shot) by 4. |
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| Card 3: Held in Innsbruck (Attendance: 9,643) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Jacques Williams at 10:51 (Disqualification: razor in boot) (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested Drake Overtone at 4:08 (Chickenwing) by 85 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled The Masked Wonder at 6:54 (Chickenwing) by 88 (non-title).
NME: John Wick destroyed Nate the Great at 4:03 (Ankle Lock) by 82.
NME: Leon Montana annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:42 (The Leon Leglock) by 3.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy destroyed The Krushinator at 2:10 (Chickenwing) by 100 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm decked EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 59:06 (Kill Shot) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Alberta (Attendance: 4,932) |
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EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker pinned Jacques Williams at 2:01 (Chickenwing) by 106.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Frank Tortilla at 5:39 (Disqualification: used rope to choke) (non-title).
NME: John Wick decked Zack Majik at 2:22 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned Nate the Great at 4:02 (Chickenwing) by 81 (non-title).
NME: Anton Chigurh bested EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 21:15 (The Chigurh Chokeslam) by 9.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled Allan Chesterfield III at 3:10 (Chickenwing) by 111 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker tied EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 12:17 (No Contest). |
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| Card 5: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 7,381) |
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NME: John Wick pinned The Bulkamaniac at 0:40 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 135.
NME: John Wick won over The Mobster at 6:24 (Ankle Lock) by 79.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned Zack Majik at 4:11 (Chickenwing) by 98 (non-title).
NME: John Wick over Vic Gruesome at 4:06 (Count Out).
Great Lakes title: NME: Anton Chigurh annihilated EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker at 29:05 (The Chigurh Chokeslam) by 3.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled Nick O'Thyme at 3:52 (Chickenwing) by 103 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over TBABIT: Cliff at 21:00 (Count Out). |
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| Card 6: Held in Tulsa (Attendance: 1,663) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy destroyed The Bulkamaniac at 1:13 (Mounted Punches) by 135 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over The Mobster at 14:39 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (non-title).
NME: John Wick destroyed Larry "Lefty" Lawrence at 1:31 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Vic Gruesome at 6:06 (Chickenwing) by 74 (non-title).
NME: John Wick drew EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West (Time Limit).
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West decked EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:34 (Lobotomy) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm overpowered TBABIT: Coach at 9:55 (Kill Shot) by 31. |
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| Card 7: Held in Tampa (Attendance: 8,073) |
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NME: John Wick annihilated Brady Thomas at 1:56 (Ankle Lock) by 117.
NME: John Wick defeated Cyclopto at 6:20 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy overpowered Larry "Lefty" Lawrence at 1:15 (Chickenwing) by 105 (non-title).
NME: Jules Winnfield destroyed COT: Larry Middleman at 20:27 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 7 (non-title).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned NME: John Wick at 28:06 (Kill Shot) by 2.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 16:00 (Kill Shot) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over TBABIT: Norm at 12:06 (Disqualification: used powder). |
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| Card 8: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 4,137) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over Brady Thomas at 0:47 (Chickenwing) by 116 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned Cyclopto at 5:28 (Chickenwing) by 95 (non-title).
NME: John Wick over The Body Slammer at 1:24 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
NME: Jules Winnfield destroyed EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 17:42 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 7 (non-title).
NME: John Wick outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:45 (The Wick Waistlock) by 4.
EDGE: 976-EVIL defeated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 27:15 (Evil Calls) by 4.
Main event: NME: Jules Winnfield bested EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 18:52 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 7. |
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| Card 9: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 4,233) |
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NME: John Wick won over "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl at 4:51 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
NME: John Wick destroyed Samuel B. Sorry at 0:33 (The Wick Waistlock) by 125.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy won over The Body Slammer at 4:01 (European Uppercut) by 104 (non-title).
NME: Jules Winnfield won over EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 10:17 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 13 (non-title).
COT: Larry Middleman destroyed EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 18:17 (The Pro) by 6.
COT: Steve Holt defeated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 17:52 (Steve Holt!) by 7.
Main event: NME: Jules Winnfield overpowered EDGE: 976-EVIL at 40:44 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in Tralee (Attendance: 4,234) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy destroyed "Too Cool" Johnny Kuhl at 2:18 (Chickenwing) by 106 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Samuel B. Sorry at 13:17 (Disqualification: nail file) (non-title).
NME: John Wick over "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite at 7:57 (Disqualification: used powder).
NME: Jules Winnfield pinned COT: Steve Holt at 22:59 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 6.
Pacific Northwest title: COT: Steve Holt over TBABIT: Norm at 7:42 (Count Out).
COT: Steve Holt bested EDGE: 976-EVIL at 27:38 (Steve Holt!) by 3 (non-title).
Main event: NME: Jules Winnfield defeated DYNASTY: Knuckles Nelson at 24:54 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 12. |
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| Card 11: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 4,289) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy annihilated Walter McShnerd at 0:33 (DDT) by 107 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Champanzee at 28:12 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over "Mr. Speedy" Kurt Waite at 4:38 (Disqualification: pushed ref) (non-title).
NME: Jules Winnfield decked DYNASTY: Knuckles Nelson at 15:09 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 12 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled Good 'ol Simon at 3:32 (Chickenwing) by 105 (non-title).
COT: Steve Holt overpowered DYNASTY: Knuckles Nelson at 23:51 (Steve Holt!) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: NME: Jules Winnfield annihilated COT: Larry Middleman at 17:39 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in Budapest (Attendance: 8,257) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy beat Morris Mack at 3:23 (Chickenwing) by 70 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled Gregory Goliath at 4:33 (Chickenwing) by 73 (non-title).
NME: John Wick defeated Wyatt Goldstein at 6:41 (Big Splash) by 99.
NME: Vincent Vega defeated TBABIT: Norm at 6:26 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 30 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Dr. Punchman at 0:45 (Count Out) (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: COT: Larry Middleman and Steve Holt* outmuscled EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy* and Mr. Diehard John McClane at 15:27 (Steve Holt!) by 14.
Main event: NME: Jules Winnfield won over NME: John Wick at 32:25 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 9. |
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| Card 13: Held in Managua (Attendance: 9,065) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Lance Wordsworth at 1:47 (Count Out) (non-title).
NME: John Wick won over Nelson Needlemeier at 2:13 (Ankle Lock) by 123.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned Wyatt Goldstein at 2:41 (DDT) by 98 (non-title).
TV title: NME: Vincent Vega overpowered EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 22:55 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 10 (Guest Referee: The Obliterator).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested Igor the Ridiculous at 6:18 (Chickenwing) by 88 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane, Horace the Shocker Pinker*, and 976-EVIL destroyed EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy, Herbert the Re-Animator West, and Hard to Kill Mason Storm* at 29:08 (To Hell and Back) by 4.
Main event: NME: Jules Winnfield destroyed NME: Leon Montana at 29:56 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 10 (Guest Referee: The Bulkamaniac). |
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| Card 14: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 5,964) |
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NME: John Wick bested Hemingway Matthews at 1:55 (The Wick Waistlock) by 141.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Nelson Needlemeier at 0:39 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy outmuscled Louie G. Louie at 5:19 (Chickenwing) by 75 (non-title).
NME: Vincent Vega outmuscled EDGE: 976-EVIL at 18:02 (The Vincent Vice-Grip) by 6 (non-title).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy bested Joey Bologna at 4:23 (Chickenwing) by 82 (non-title).
Main event: NME: Jules Winnfield beat NME: Agent 47 at 25:48 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 13. |
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| Card 15: Held in Mayberry (Attendance: 8,217) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy over Hemingway Matthews at 8:59 (Count Out) (non-title).
NME: John Wick outmuscled Turk L. Stein at 1:22 (The Wick Waistlock) by 146.
NME: John Wick over Bobert Cuttlefish at 5:52 (Count Out).
Northeast title: NME: Agent 47 bested TBABIT: Coach at 8:11 (The Agent Armbar) by 25.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy pinned Buck Labonte at 0:54 (Chickenwing) by 122 (non-title).
Main event: NME: Jules Winnfield destroyed NME: Anton Chigurh at 45:53 (The Jules Jackhammer) by 4. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Osaka (Attendance: 5,640) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane and EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West took home $1,000 and $1,100, respectively, when they were thrown over the turnbuckle by EDGE: 976-EVIL.
EDGE: 976-EVIL received $1,200 when he was catapulted out by EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm.
COT: Larry Middleman was paid $1,300 in imaginary earnings when he was thrown out by COT: Steve Holt.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy grabbed $1,400 after he was thrown out of the ring by EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm earned $1,500 when he was thrown onto the steps by EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker.
EDGE: Horace the Shocker Pinker picked up $1,600 when COT: Steve Holt catapulted him outside the ring.
COT: Steve Holt won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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