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ALWAYS XMAS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #331 -- FALL 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Mistletoe Meadows (Attendance: 14,214) |
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VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Tinsel Tom in 6 at 1:54 (European Uppercut) by 119.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 3:48 (European Uppercut) by 92.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Snuggletooth in 1 at 7:35 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Holiday title: VIRUS/XPI: Nicomund Claes fka Nicomund the Red beat Æ: The Road Dog at 29:35 (Hurricanrana) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked Gingerbread Man in 6 at 0:35 (European Uppercut) by 112.
VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists defeated Æ: Mars at 15:27 (Stunner) by 11 (Guest Referee: Yule Tucker).
Yukon title: Æ: Taurus overpowered VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 28:07 (Stunner) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: HIV and VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1* defeated Æ: Mars and Neptune* at 13:35 (Stunner) by 15.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams won over SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 31:01 (Ball And Chain) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Santaland (Attendance: 19,350) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated TDL: Black Bart in 6 at 4:40 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Christmas Cookie Monster in 1 at 8:40 (Count Out).
VIRUS/XPI: Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia won over SOS: Rash at 27:57 (Piledriver) by 2.
STUN: Tommy Tannenbaum drew VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost at 6:39 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Wrath pinned VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 24:14 (Revenge is Sweet) by 6.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson bested SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 29:09 (Stunner) by 5.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 18:20 (Chicken Hunting) by 7.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled SOS: LE Williams at 51:28 (Chicken Hunting) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in McAdenville, North Carolina (Attendance: 5,351) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked TDL: Black Bart in 6 at 5:50 (European Uppercut) by 94.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Christmas Cookie Monster in 1 at 6:10 (Count Out).
STUN: Frank Incense tied Æ: The Road Dog (Time Limit).
STUN: Tommy Tannenbaum tied VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 7:18 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS/XPI: Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia destroyed SOS: Sloth at 27:27 (Piledriver) by 2.
SOS: Garth String overpowered VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 15:48 (Another One) by 24.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown bested Æ: Aquarius at 29:18 (Bad Mojo!) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 14:41 (Chicken Hunting) by 26. |
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| Card 4: Held in Candlelight Crossing (Attendance: 14,237) |
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STUN: Figgy Pudding pinned SOS: Javy Jaggar at 28:29 (Stunner) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Mr. Reindeer Games #2 in 6 at 4:08 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 117.
STUN: Frank Incense beat VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 29:10 (Stunner) by 1.
Silent Night title: STUN: Tommy Tannenbaum annihilated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 17:24 (Stunner) by 10.
North Pole title: Æ: "Sensational" Samantha Stewart destroyed VIRUS/XPI: Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia at 27:05 (Stunner) by 5.
VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump overpowered VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 15:15 (Stunner) by 24.
SOS: Dark Messyer* and Shane Gretsky destroyed Æ: Mars and Neptune* at 8:09 (The Cross Check) by 15.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists defeated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 53:37 (Stunner) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Christmas, Florida (Attendance: 9,905) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar tied STUN: Silent Knight (Time Limit).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over Mr. Reindeer Games #2 in 6 at 0:36 (European Uppercut) by 116.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Papa North in 6 at 0:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 114.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Max Aspen in 1 at 3:28 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS/XPI: Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia overpowered SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 29:59 (Piledriver) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested SOS: Gary String at 27:13 (Chicken Hunting) by 1.
SOS: Zitz* and Rash over Æ: Mars and Neptune* in 14 at 2:49 (Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists destroyed Æ: The Road Dog at 32:18 (Stunner) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Sleighbell Springs (Attendance: 11,662) |
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Æ: Leo pinned SOS: Javy Jaggar at 29:48 (Stunner) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked The Winter Warlord in 6 at 7:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 73.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Papa North in 2 at 4:33 (Count Out).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Max Aspen in 1 at 4:25 (Disqualification: used powder).
Æ: Shadow beat VIRUS/XPI: Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia at 27:50 (Stunner) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd drew SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 7:48 (No Contest).
SOS: Pimple* and Alabama Doink annihilated Æ: Mars and Neptune* at 12:45 (The Popper) by 17.
Main event: VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost drew VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 7:51 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 7: Held in Southtown (Attendance: 9,068) |
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VIRUS/VD: HIV outmuscled SOS: Javy Jaggar at 27:20 (Piledriver) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested The Winter Warlord in 6 at 6:00 (European Uppercut) by 72.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Lewis Canyon in 2 at 2:11 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated The Elf from the Shelf in 6 at 2:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.
VIRUS/XPI: Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia pinned VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 27:20 (Piledriver) by 2.
Evergreen title: SOS: Gill T won over VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 8:26 (Guilty Verdict) by 25.
SOS: Wrath* and Sloth annihilated VIRUS/XPI: Nicomund Claes fka Nicomund the Red* and Kurt "Santa Claus" Kringle at 28:08 (Revenge is Sweet) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists pinned VIRUS/XPI: Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia at 28:42 (Stunner) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in St. Nicholas Crossing (Attendance: 13,298) |
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SOS: Irma Gerd annihilated SOS: Javy Jaggar at 29:40 (Irma Genius) by 2.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Breezy Bellpepper in 6 at 5:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 73.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Lewis Canyon in 6 at 5:08 (European Uppercut) by 73.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed The Elf from the Shelf in 6 at 2:10 (European Uppercut) by 89.
VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria tied SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 1:35 (No Contest).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 28:55 (Stunner) by 4.
SOS: Wrath* and Sloth drew VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac and VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3* (Time Limit).
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists pinned VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 18:38 (Stunner) by 10. |
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| Card 9: Held in Wreath Valley (Attendance: 8,135) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar tied SOS: Lifeguard Daron (Time Limit).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Breezy Bellpepper in 6 at 3:24 (European Uppercut) by 72.
STUN: Figgy Pudding tied VIRUS/XPI: Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia (Time Limit).
Æ: The Road Dog bested STUN: Silent Knight at 28:10 (Stunner) by 1.
SOS: Gluttony defeated Æ: The Road Dog at 29:44 (Pig Out) by 1.
SOS: Prejudice outmuscled VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 28:00 (And Zombies) by 3.
SOS: Wrath* and Sloth won over SOS: Greed* and Gluttony at 27:14 (Revenge is Sweet) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists bested VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 36:58 (Stunner) by 7. |
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| Card 10: Held in Noel, Missouri (Attendance: 9,312) |
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VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1 destroyed SOS: Javy Jaggar at 28:48 (Stunner) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Inventor Dr. Jack in 6 at 4:16 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 107.
STUN: Figgy Pudding tied VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 4:04 (No Contest).
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over STUN: Silent Knight at 28:27 (Chicken Hunting) by 4.
Æ: Mercury decked VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 21:26 (Stunner) by 7.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron tied VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 24:09 (Double Count Out).
VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels* and VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu overpowered SOS: Wrath* and Sloth at 29:45 (Stunner) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists won over VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 39:21 (Stunner) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held during the IWA's daily office Xmas party (Attendance: 8,082) |
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Yuletide title: Æ: Scorpius destroyed SOS: Javy Jaggar at 18:36 (Piledriver) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over Inventor Dr. Jack in 6 at 4:23 (European Uppercut) by 106.
SOS: Oma Gerd over The Masked Caroler in 1 at 6:23 (Count Out).
STUN: Silent Knight overpowered VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:12 (Stunner) by 3.
VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists bested VIRUS/XPI: Kurt "Santa Claus" Kringle at 29:29 (Stunner) by 3.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron bested SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 27:55 (High Tide) by 3.
SOS: Wrath* and Sloth bested VIRUS/VD: Norovirus and VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump* at 28:54 (Revenge is Sweet) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists beat SOS: Javy Jaggar at 38:53 (Stunner) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in Holly Hollow (Attendance: 16,975) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer won over VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 29:56 (The Cross Check) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Mr. Frosty Frank in 6 at 3:44 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over The Masked Caroler in 1 at 7:52 (Count Out).
STUN: Jack Frostbite annihilated VIRUS/XPI: Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia at 27:25 (Stunner) by 4 (non-title).
VIRUS/XPI: Kurt "Santa Claus" Kringle won over VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 20:53 (Piledriver) by 7.
Æ: The Road Dog outmuscled SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 29:03 (Stunner) by 1.
Christmas Cheer Tag titles: VIRUS/LPPF: Rectal* and VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk decked SOS: Wrath* and Sloth at 29:48 (Stunner) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists won over VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious at 30:45 (Stunner) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Noel Crossing (Attendance: 15,489) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky decked VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 28:54 (The Slap Shot) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested Mr. Frosty Frank in 6 at 2:06 (European Uppercut) by 104.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Yeti Yentl in 6 at 4:16 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.
Festival title: STUN: Jack Frostbite beat VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 28:42 (Stunner) by 1.
SOS: Alabama Doink overpowered Æ: The Road Dog at 27:51 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 1.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron tied VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 19:45 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Wrath* and Sloth destroyed SOS: Gary String* and Irma Gerd at 27:04 (Revenge is Sweet) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists decked VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 45:19 (Stunner) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in Icicle Station, Washington (Attendance: 6,788) |
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STUN: Figgy Pudding beat VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 27:57 (Stunner) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd over TDL: Widowmaker in 2 at 2:02 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Yeti Yentl in 6 at 4:22 (European Uppercut) by 110.
STUN: Jack Frostbite destroyed VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 17:37 (Stunner) by 8 (non-title).
VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists outmuscled SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 27:03 (Stunner) by 4.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron overpowered VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 28:41 (High Tide) by 3.
SOS: Wrath* and Sloth won over VIRUS/VD: HIV and VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1* at 28:55 (Revenge is Sweet) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists won over VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia at 40:22 (Stunner) by 3. |
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| Card 15: Held in Evergreen Crossing (Attendance: 19,524) |
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Toymaker title: STUN: Garland Gray bested VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 27:36 (Stunner) by 5.
SOS: LE Williams over TDL: Widowmaker in 2 at 7:51 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone) (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Pix Jollytwig in 6 at 3:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost destroyed VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac at 28:40 (Piledriver) by 5.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious annihilated SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 29:07 (Stunner) by 5.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron pinned VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 11:37 (High Tide) by 22.
SOS: Prejudice* and Envy won over SOS: Wrath* and Sloth at 27:34 (And Zombies) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 54:55 (Stunner) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in Solvang, California (Attendance: 10,532) |
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SOS: Envy pinned VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 29:08 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated TDL: Widowmaker in 6 at 3:40 (European Uppercut) by 100.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat Pix Jollytwig in 6 at 3:28 (European Uppercut) by 83.
VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost outmuscled SOS: Greed at 29:52 (Piledriver) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster beat VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels at 28:36 (Chicken Hunting) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman bested SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 23:58 (Butterfinger) by 7.
SOS: Wrath* and Sloth destroyed Æ: Mars and Neptune* at 14:51 (Revenge is Sweet) by 17.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists defeated VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 41:11 (Stunner) by 7. |
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| Card 17: Held in Frost Hollow (Attendance: 9,027) |
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VIRUS: Charred Nightmare drew SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 6:42 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Lifeguard Daron over TDL: Widowmaker in 2 at 4:23 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent) (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Nutcracker Nick in 7 at 2:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 75.
Jingle Bells title: Æ: "Sweetness" Stacy Warner pinned VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost at 28:38 (Stunner) by 5.
VIRUS/VD: Norovirus tied Æ: The Road Dog at 0:30 (No Contest).
SOS: Scott Commodity destroyed SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:40 (Hey-Lo) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac and VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3* decked Æ: Mars and Neptune* at 11:44 (Stunner) by 17. |
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| Card 18: Held at the Lightstone mansion in Greenwich, Connecticut (Attendance: 18,049) |
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VIRUS: Charred Nightmare drew VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 2:43 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Zitz defeated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 24:41 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked Nutcracker Nick in 7 at 6:11 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
Christmas Eve title: VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost defeated SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 23:58 (Piledriver) by 7.
VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists pinned VIRUS/LPPF: Rectal at 28:37 (Stunner) by 4.
VIRUS/LPPF: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? destroyed SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:17 (Stunner) by 4.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and Garth String defeated Æ: Mars and Neptune* at 9:36 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 15. |
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| Card 19: Held in the Claus Workshop (Attendance: 18,589) |
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VIRUS: Charred Nightmare bested Æ: Constant Hawk at 29:12 (Piledriver) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Yule Tucker in 6 at 2:02 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 85.
VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost overpowered STUN: Garland Gray at 27:24 (Piledriver) by 2.
VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost beat VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 at 29:02 (Piledriver) by 4.
VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists annihilated SOS: Lust at 15:16 (Stunner) by 7.
Candy Cane title: SOS: Preston James defeated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 29:14 (Prank Call) by 1.
Christmas Eve Tag titles: VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels and VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu* over Æ: Mars and Neptune* in 14 at 24:17 (Count Out). |
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| Card 20: Held in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania (Attendance: 6,566) |
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Æ: Jupiter decked VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 29:28 (Stunner) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned Yule Tucker in 6 at 6:18 (European Uppercut) by 84.
STUN: Garland Gray over VIRUS: Striker Jedi in 5 at 3:04 (Count Out).
VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost pinned Æ: Neptune at 28:42 (Piledriver) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists won over SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 23:32 (Stunner) by 7.
VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu defeated VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 29:55 (Piledriver) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Norovirus and VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump* beat Æ: Mars and Neptune* at 13:27 (Stunner) by 13. |
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| Card 21: Held on Christmas Tree Lane (Attendance: 13,408) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 5:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 93.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Snuggletooth in 1 at 4:47 (Disqualification: nail file).
VIRUS/XPI: Nick Frost destroyed SOS: Pimple at 27:22 (Piledriver) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Gingerbread Man in 6 at 2:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 113.
VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists tied Æ: Blood Tiger at 3:19 (Double Count Out).
Æ: The Road Dog over VIRUS: Mike Eaves in 13 at 13:14 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
VIRUS/LPPF: Rectal and VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk* over Æ: Mars and Neptune* in 14 at 4:16 (Count Out). |
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| Holiday Throwdown: Held in Evergreen, Louisiana (Attendance: 17,074) |
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VIRUS: Charred Nightmare grabbed $1,000 in imaginary money after being catapulted out by VIRUS/XPI: Nicomund Claes fka Nicomund the Red.
VIRUS/XPI: Nicomund Claes fka Nicomund the Red made $1,100 after VIRUS: Mike Eaves threw him onto the concrete floor.
VIRUS: Striker Jedi was given a quick $1,200 when VIRUS: Mike Eaves hurled him out.
VIRUS: Mike Eaves won the holiday throwdown and its $30,000 prize. |
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