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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Brian Crawford of Ohio
IHOP: "Hawaiian Lion" Rob Johnson (BRL) 1,009-319-50, $1,229,200 *11
Kenneth Plasse of Alabama
Arsenal (PGL) 20,624-2,692-682, $27,593,800 *66
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
IMT: The Basket Case Sid Skyscraper (WEL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 501; $250,000 + 75 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 25 free matches
Cameras pan to the ring at the legendary IWA Coliseum in Willowick, Ohio. The Basket Case Sid Skyscraper, IWA World Champion, and Jigsaw, IWA Elite Champion, both stand victorious in the ring.
Jimbo Hoss: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with the new IWA World Champion, The Basket Case Sid Skyscraper, and IWA Elite Champion Jigsaw! Snake-Man, this is your fourth World Champion and first Elite Champion here in the IWA. What is next--"
The Snake-Man (cutting Jimbo off): "The Misfits have once again made history! World Championship? Check! Elite Championship? Check! We have, to my left, the IWA World Champion, and to my right, the IWA Elite Champion! (Sid and Jigsaw stand stoically in the ring with their respective titles around their waists.) This is the first time one man has led two of his superstars in ONE NIGHT to these prestigious titles!"
Hoss: "Indeed. What a huge accomplishment, one that many thought not possible until TONIGHT!"
Snake-Man: "Jimbo, history is written by the winners, and it will continue to be written by the Island of Misfit Toys!!!"
Hoss: "What a night for The Island, who have not only retained the IWA World Championship, but also taken the IWA Elite Championship!"
"Symphony of Destruction" by Megadeth kicks up over the P.A. system, and both champions go to opposite turnbuckles and raise their prestigious belts defiantly into the air as the cameras fade out.
U.S. Champion
EDGE: Kawasaki Eataneggroll (CZL)
Caleb Crawdad of Florida; 500; $100,000 + a large plaque or 25 free matches; edged IMT: Johnny Hellhound (WEL), Jimmy "The Body" Janos (QPL)
King of the Ring
BUCS: Cameroon Cameron (LPL)
Trevor Riley of Michigan; 501; $50,000 + a large plaque or 25 free matches; 274 KotR total; hold positions were 2, 5, 6, 9, 10, 11, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 12, 13
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
ARMY/IMT: "Underground Legend" Jermaine Lawless (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 500; edged IMT: "The Gladiator" Kurt Angle (SWL)
Asiatic Champion
FOE: Pit Boss (KHL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; 500
Elite Champion
IMT: Jigsaw (LNL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 500; 60 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 10 free matches; edged WoT: "Undead Realm Bride" Sadako Saeki (RWL), Fubar Snafu, CS: Catfish Tim (LWL)
Hardcore Champion
EDGE/CHOSEN: Pain (CZL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; 501
Metropolitan Champion
Fubar Snafu (CWL)
Bryan Rhodes of Texas; 500; 15 free matches
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $50,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
SOS: Sir Kicks-A-Lot (QPL)
"The Smooth One" Jeff Manning of Ohio; 501
Steel Federation Champion
BUCS: Cameroon Cameron (LPL)
Trevor Riley of Michigan; 501
Gold Federation Champion
FOE: Pit Boss (KHL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; 500; edged Fubar Snafu (CWL)
Diamond Federation Champion
FOE: Alistair Amsterdam (XWL)
Ali Saputra of Georgia
Bronze Federation Champion
IMT: Jigsaw (LNL)
IMT: Stunning Steve Hazard (EHL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 500; edged IMT: "The Gladiator" Kurt Angle (SWL)
Jade Federation Champion
IMT: The Basket Case Sid Skyscraper (WEL)
Solomon Shaw; 501; edged EDGE/CHOSEN: Pain (CZL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $25,000
National Champion
EDGE: Grover Dill (IWL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 501; a large plaque or 25 free matches; Eastern region; edged ARMY/IMT: Triggerhappy (AAL)
Atlantic Champion
ArGr: Kim's Pal Ciara (EHL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501
Central Champion
ORDER: Zanta Claus (NBL)
Timothy L. Clark of Washington; 501; edged TBABIT: "The Tactician" Abraham Wilson (DXL)
Dixie Champion
IMT: Twisted Youth (DZL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 501
Mountain Champion
EDGE: A.C. Slaughter (QPL)
Caleb Crawdad of Florida; 500
Northern Champion
SOS: Dysentery (EEL)
Randall Angel from the Republic of Texas; 500; edged SOS: Punch Rebel (QPL)
Pacific Champion
ORDER/DOD: Big Papa Red (LSL)
Timothy L. Clark; 501
Prairie Champion
IMT: Elias "Ares" Ericsson (DZL)
Solomon Shaw; manager retained title; 500
Southern Champion
EDGE: Loose Cannon (AOL)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin; 501
Western Champion
SOS: The Ohio Copperhead (QPL)
"The Smooth One" Jeff Manning of Ohio; 500
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
WoT: "Undead Realm Bride" Sadako Saeki (RWL)
Tommy Christopher of North Carolina; 500; $50,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
TBABIT/REB: "The Deviant" Erica Rockwell (RWL)
Seth Brubaker of Ohio; 499; $25,000
Queen of the Ring
VIRUS/VD: Tute (LLL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 271 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
WoT: "Aurora Peach" Miki Ishikawa (RWL)
Tommy Christopher; edged SOS: Tamara (LLL), VIRUS/VD: Latoya Jackson (LLL), VIRUS/VD: Prosti (LLL), SOS: Nasti Natalie from the Nati (VVL), EDGE: Amber Lampes (VUL), EDGE: Reese Widdlaspoon (VUL), EDGE: Wilma Cargo (VUL), WoT: "Aerial Queen" Nao Tokido (RWL), VIRUS/VD: Zombie #2 (VVL)
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/VD: WHAM! & WHAMMY! (FFL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager retained titles; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/VD: Betty Johnson & Black-Eyed Susan (LLL)
Frank Jay Belcher III
World Six-woman Champions
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Douchea, Hillary Killary, Period (MDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
VIRUS/VD: Daddy's Girl, Michelle "Looney Bin" Obama, Sandy Cheeks (MDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; 521
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Mayor Maynaht & Big Tender Zaxby Chanticleer (SWL)
Caleb Crawdad of Florida & Jake Duvall of North Carolina; Crawdad held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
ArGr: "Beautiful" Ariana Grande & Ariana's Award -- Kids' Choice #1 (MML)
Matt Yunick of New York
Top Contenders
3. SOS: Social Justice Warrior & Alternative Rightman (LSL)
4. EDGE: Chinese Checkers & H25/EDGE: TG Terry Tucker (IGL)
5. EDGE/CHOSEN: Bruce Scott & H25/EDGE: Suicide King Thiago E. de la Cruz (NDL)
VIRUS: Chicken Pox & Squatting Johnson (NAL)
7. TBABIT: Pat Divebar & EP Masta (DXL)
8. SOS: Hashtag & Math Jackson (HSL)
SOS: Uzi Pawn I & The Great Mallard (AEL)
EDGE: Morphy The Machine & Dragon Variation (CZL)
11. IMT: The Ghosts of Christmas Present & Future (WEL)
12. EDGE: Travis Jade & G.O.A.T. J.H. (ZZL)
13. EDGE: Washout & Silent Mike (OSL)
14. EDGE: The Almighty Matt Taylor & "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis (WDL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
ArGr: Matt's Dominican Girlfriends Marisol & Luna (EHL)
Matt Yunick; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $25,000
EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. White & EDGE: Glass City Assassin Insanity (CZL)
Jeff Annable of Canada & Caleb Crawdad; 516; edged EDGE: Tom A. Hawk & El Hijo Del Harambe (SWL), H25/EDGE: Scavenger Skunk & EDGE: Hungry Hungry Hippos (IGL), SOS: Clancy "Green Lightning" Moore & The Slow Slinky (AEL), VIRUS: Syphilis & Sitting Bull Johnson (NAL), SOS: Lion Ted Cruz & .33 of a strat (HSL), VIRUS: Gerald "The Gigolo" Robinson & ZOMBIE (WEL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
ArGr: Pop Star Ariana Grande, Ariana's Vids "Dangerous Woman," "Problem" (QPL)
ArGr: "Skinny" Ariana Grande, Ariana's Vid "Break Free," Award -- Grammy #1 (EEL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
VIRUS/AI: Levi Kyle, Grapplers I, II (SVL)
Kyle Queen of Texas; manager retained titles
IMT: Awesome Angle Player, Comedy and Podcast Hero, I'm Not Very Nice (CSL)
IMT: Dumping Used Oil in a River, Grandpa's Use of Offensive Words, A Non-Vaccinated 8th Grader (WTL)
Kevin Elrod from FEMA Camp Region V
IMT/ARMY: Forklover, Speedball, Mystery Wrestler #5 (MML)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa & Jerry Anderson of Michigan (#5)
SOS: T.S.T., Gringo Bandito, Rhino Jones (JDL)
Robbie "Blood" Pawelek of Texas
EDGE/CHOSEN: Moon Warrior, EDGE: TML Matthews, H25/EDGE: Juan Botti (NDL)
Jeff Annable & Rich Schwartzenburg (Botti), both of Canada
Top Contenders
9. ARMY/IMT: "Big Bad" Angel Bestia, "The Mauler" Perro DeGuerra, "Mean Machine" Calypso Toombs (HRL)
10. VIRUS: Gravy, Bird Flu, VIRUS/RWS: Chief Attakullakulla (HWL)
11. SOS: Willie Makeit, Chef Lee, EDGE/H25: Betty and the Beast (HSL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
VIRUS: Dengue Fever, Hepatitis, Ebola (MML)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager retained titles; share of $25,000
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "No Tears Left to Cry," Matt's 499th, 500th Points -- August 2017 Report (PKL)
Matt Yunick; manager retained titles
SOS: Smoking Pope Mike Cook, Jakarta Flu, Pyroflu (EEL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky (Cook) & Randall Angel from the Republic of Texas; managers retained titles
SOS: Z Gangsta, Zack Morris, Zack Attack (WEL)
Derek Tuttle of Florida
EDGE: TML Brown, H25/EDGE: Scavengers Vulture, Weasel (NDL)
Jeff Annable (Brown) & Rich Schwartzenburg; 521; edged ARMY/IMT: Sugar Skull Delta, Hothead Boyle, "Hangman" Marshawn Stringer (HRL), VIRUS: Queen B., Biscuits, VIRUS/RWS: Shane Douglas (HWL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. NWL (1,652 matches) 464.240
2. BRL (1,525 matches) 492.302
3. UWL (1,306 matches) 489.644
4. ASL (843 matches) 488.786
5. UNL (838 matches) 491.763
6. CWL (835 matches) 491.277
7. IWL (746 matches) 486.273
8. RWL (731 matches) 486.177
9. LWL (675 matches) 493.960
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
10. NAL (673 matches) 489.366
TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only
1. VIRUS/RWS: Mike Drake (HWL) 12,303-1,346-325
2. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) 10,786-1,872-544
3. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 10,373-616-152
4. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (ASL) 9,436-707-229
5. Death Warrant (CWL) 7,620-655-133
6. Dan the Man (HSL) 7,254-1,286-241
7. SHS: "Money-Driven" Mike Sebastian (BRL) 7,011-1,604-361
8. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 7,007-1,088-291
9. IMT/LPPF: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 6,997-526-212
10. "Mr. Everything" Kirk Lockran (AWL) 6,789-1,640-357
11. LPPF/T-SANITY: Medieval Tymes (GRL) 6,689-946-172
12. The Survivor (WWL) 6,177-1,499-302
13. NGAA: Rydia Stormer (MDL) 5,953-1,751-329
14. VIRUS/RWS: Mike Drake (CSL) 5,349-901-141
15. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker (ASL) 5,147-476-189
16. FOE: Pete the Geek (IGL) 5,108-1,035-166
17. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (HLL) 5,018-1,262-201
18. MC: Merlin (STL) 4,903-1,680-139
19. RIZE: Vitamin Z (AAL) 4,872-627-122
20. MC: White Tiger Mask (STL) 4,732-2,124-68
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Black Ops, Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Generation Next, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Main Event, New Japan, Quantum Pro, Unknown Wrestler, Vixens United, Xtreme Poison, Yellow Jacket
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Celebrities Only, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, Louisiana Purchase, Louisiana Swamp, Mobsters' Underground, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries, Wild Panthers, World Domination
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Danger Zone, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Masked Mayhem, Mystic Diva, New Wave, Ninja Dojo, Snake Venom, Western Trails
Diamond Federation
Action Packed, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Flying Aces, Lethal Brawling, Native Sensation, Night Falcon, No Man's, Non-stop Action, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, Saber Tooth, Wicked Warz, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Brass Knuckles, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, High Rollers, Hot Shots, Iron Glove, Living Nightmare, Revolution Wrestling, Rogue Elephant, Strong Style Wrestling, United Nations
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, True Grit, Wrestlers Elite, Zig Zag
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