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JOHNNY B SAYS
IWA wrestlers now have an imaginary gender! If you manage a female wrestler in a predominantly male league, or vice versa, please let us know so our battle royal commentators can get it right. Our thanks to manager Donald Henry for the great suggestion.
Next cycle, and only next cycle, you can remove up to 20 losses from your wrestler's record by paying $25,000 per loss! Neatly print the following on a piece of paper: "Drop 20 losses from my wrestler, ID #123" (choose from 1 to 20 losses, and use your wrestler's ID number instead of 123). Separate the request from your trash talk by skipping some space, and include the paper with your league matches. You may deduct losses from as many of your wrestlers as you wish, but each must have the necessary funds. Remember that removing the maximum of 20 losses will cost your wrestler $500,000 in imaginary money.
Also next cycle, we unmask the final champion of the Unknown Wrestler League, award his or her manager an engraved championship belt and 25 free matches, and get the next exciting round underway! Don't miss it!
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
EDGE/ROT: Legendary Lee Buchanan (EHL)
Brad Norman of North Carolina; 501; $250,000 + 75 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 25 free matches
U.S. Champion
EDGE: Hammer (GGL)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin; 501; $100,000 + a large plaque or 25 free matches; edged VIRUS: Ecstasy (HRL), H25/EDGE: Chosen One Clyde Cozworth (IGL)
King of the Ring
NFG: Asuma Saratobi (LWL)
Erik G. Bugg of Virginia; 501; a large plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; edged VIRUS/RWS: Mike Drake (HWL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 4, 6, 9, 10, 12, 13
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
VIRUS: Cow Pox (SWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 499
Asiatic Champion
VIRUS/RWS: Quin Guzzy (HLL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500
Elite Champion
NFG: Asuma Saratobi (LWL)
Erik G. Bugg of Virginia; 501; 60 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 10 free matches
Hardcore Champion
EDGE/CHOSEN: "EDGE's Extreme Icon" Hannibal (CZL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; 501
Metropolitan Champion
Asuma Saratobi
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $50,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
VIRUS/RWS: Titan (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500; edged VIRUS/RWS: Quin Guzzy (HLL)
Steel Federation Champion
NFG: "Steel Tariff" A. Sap (WPL)
Ali Saputra of Georgia; edged IMT/LPPF: Buzzard (NBL), Mr. Fantastic (LSL), SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook (IIL)
Gold Federation Champion
TBABIT: "Dragonheart" Rey Converse (CWL)
Jake Joyce of Illinois; edged previous champion IMT/AR15: Yankee Doodle Elrod (NDL), TBABIT: Eudoxus "The Mindful" Osbourne (BBL)
Diamond Federation Champion
ARMY/IMT: The Wreckage (ECL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; edged EDGE/H25: Diamond Icon #3 (NAL)
Bronze Federation Champion
EDGE/ROT: Legendary Lee Buchanan (EHL)
Brad Norman of North Carolina; 501
Jade Federation Champion
EDGE/CHOSEN: "EDGE's Extreme Icon" Hannibal (CZL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; 501; edged NFG: Asuma Saratobi (LWL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $25,000
National Champion
SOS: Da Vanilla Twista (JDL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 501; a large plaque or 25 free matches; Eastern region
Atlantic Champion
NFG/RC/FRM-16: Clockwork Rondo (HRL)
Big Marchand from the Diamond District; 499; edged VIRUS: "Flying Dragon" Phillippe Rousseau (UNL)
Central Champion
SOS: Gerald "Mr. America" Robinson (WEL)
Gerald Robinson of Tennessee; manager retained title; 499
Dixie Champion
VIRUS/RWS: Chris Hero (HLL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500
Mountain Champion
Insincere Saul Revere (NWL)
Dustin DeWindt of South Carolina; 500
Northern Champion
VIRUS/AI: "The Horror" Nick Nitemare (GRL)
Mitchell Morrissey of Missouri; 499
Pacific Champion
SOS: San Quentin Inmate (JDL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 499; edged EDGE: Furious Tom Savage (GGL), VIRUS/AI: Awesome Adam Diamond (GRL), SOS: The Seal of Approval (EHL)
Prairie Champion
SOS: ADX Florence Inmate (JDL)
Michael Cook; edged SOS: Gerald "The Gigolo" Robinson (WEL), IMT/VS: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL), SOS: The Whistler (SML)
Southern Champion
EDGE: He Haight Me (YJL)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin; 500
Western Champion
VIRUS/RWS: Sir Arrogance JPM (HLL)
Michael Drake; 500
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
NRA/FT: Elsa Hurst (RWL)
IWA Flip of California; $50,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
NGAA: Rydia Stormer (MDL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas; $25,000
Queen of the Ring
IMT/LPPF: Masked Misfit Toy #2 (VUL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 270 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
NRA/FT: Juju Stone (RWL)
IWA Flip; edged Masked Misfit Toy #2
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/VD: Zombies #7 & #15 (VVL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; retained titles; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/VD: Patchy the Pirate & Hairy Carrie (MDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager held titles 6 cycles in a row; 516
World Six-woman Champions
VIRUS/VD: Not Yo Ta Co!, Zombies #12, #14 (VVL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; retained titles; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; 521; edged VIRUS/VD: French Withered Pear, Tuna Town Tammy, VIRUS: Pink Panther (VUL)
U.S. Six-woman Champions
VIRUS/VD: Bread Maker, Zombies #9, #69 (VVL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager held titles 9 cycles in a row
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
H25/EDGE: Doug Delight & Beautiful Midnight (CWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; missed U.S. titles by point flow last time; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
BLOOD MONEY: The American Savages (IWL)
Matt Riley of Massachusetts (Buddy & Hank)
VIRUS/COH: Roderick Rampage & Mike Vendetta (GNL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey
VIRUS/RWS: Low Ki & VIRUS: Botulism (HLL)
VIRUS/RWS: Nick Gage & VIRUS: STD (HWL)
Michael Drake & Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
Top Contenders
6. SOS: Antibiotics & The Dream Machine (EEL)
7. NFG: "Sultan of Ice" Herb Brooks & "Flamboyant" Johnny Stewart (KHL)
8. SOS/UA: "Wildman" Joe Brody & The Almighty Sheik (BBL)
9. NFG/FRM-16: Lord Saito & Lord of Discipline (TTL)
10. EDGE: TML Kadri & H25/EDGE: Scavenger Buzzard (NDL)
11. SOS: The Grappling God Gerald Robinson #1 & "Well Known" Mike Cook (SVL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/RWS: "The Brute" Brock Rampage & Bloodshed Brawler MD (HWL)
Michael Drake; share of $25,000
VIRUS/RWS: Jimmy Havok & VIRUS: Lab Rat (HLL)
Michael Drake & Frank Jay Belcher III; 516; edged VIRUS: Johnny & SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook (IIL), SOS/UA: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia & SOS: Dash Bennett (BBL), H25/EDGE: Badguy Brody Ballistic & EDGE: Running Man (NDL), SOS: Aloha Steve & Masked Robinson #14 (EEL), SOS: The Grappling God Gerald Robinson #5 & TESD Walt (SVL), TBABIT: Frederick Xavier & Frederick, Sr. (IWL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
SOS: Mike "Crusher" Cook, Casualty, Dysentery (EEL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky, Robbie "Blood" Pawelek, Randall Angel, both of Texas; Angel & Cook held titles 9 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
SOS: Robbie Robinson, "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart, Hannah Lama Ding Dong (SML)
Robbie Pawelek, Gerald Robinson of Tennessee, Derek Tuttle of Florida; Robinson retained titles
TBABIT: "The Broken" Keegan, "The Intellectual" Cornelius, Solomon "The Strongman" Crowley (BRL)
TBABIT: Manslaughter, Chuckles, Serenity (BBL)
Seth Brubaker of Ohio; manager retained titles
DRB: Prison Mike, Big Meat, Big Daddy Cool Darrell Brewer (XPL)
Shane Darby & Darrell Brewer (Brewer), both of Alabama
VIRUS: Popcorn Lung, Parasite, "Throat Cutter" Johnson (HRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III & Mitchell Johnson (Johnson), both of Michigan
Top Contenders
7. EDGE: Mr. Gift, H25/EDGE: Scavenger Hyena, Cereal Killer Mikey Manson (NDL)
8. VIRUS/RWS: Matt Tremont, VIRUS: IMT Slayer, Creeper (HWL)
last of the teams with 521
9. TBABIT/FAM: Marcus "The Monster," "The General" Ulysses, Piper "The Goofball" Monroe (CWL)
10. NFG/FRM-16: Blue Bandito, Casual Bart, Oswald Funk (DXL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
SOS: Gerald Blood, Rick O'Shea, Torch (SML)
Robbie Pawelek, Derek Tuttle, Gerald Robinson; share of $25,000
SOS: Mike Cook's Tag Partner, Beast Boy, Mr. Magnificent RB (EEL)
Michael Cook, Randall Angel, Robbie Pawelek
VIRUS: Scrumpox, Aneurysm, Colon (HRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III & Mitchell Johnson (Colon); 521; edged DRB: Blade, Scorpion, Hidden (XPL), EDGE: TML Liljegren, H25/EDGE: Blood Dragon Yin Yudie, Suicide King Thiago E. de la Cruz (NDL), VIRUS/RWS: Onita, VIRUS: Smallpox, Grim Reaper (HWL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. NSL (1,050 matches) 487.460
2. CWL (1,046 matches) 489.598
3. BRL (1,025 matches) 490.256
4. LWL (924 matches) 490.739
5. HRL (863 matches) 491.582
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
6. NWL (773 matches) 460.629
7. LNL (746 matches) 488.815
8. IWL (611 matches) 485.019
9. RWL (571 matches) 489.426
10. ASL (543 matches) 482.039
TOP 20 STARS -- active wrestlers only
1. IMT/VS: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 168
2. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker (ASL) 152
3. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (ASL) 141
4. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (ASL) 120
5. NFG/LPPF: Misfit Messiah (ASL) 118
6. NFG/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NSL)
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions (ASL) 115
8. IMT/VS: Mark the Master Duchaine (GRL) 104
9. VIRUS/RWS: Mike Drake (HWL) 103
10. IMT/VS: Inferno (GRL) 101
11. IMT/MEDS: Buda von Blitzen (NAL) 100
12. IMT/ORDER: The Executioner (XPL) 99
13. IMT/MEDS: Diabolical Jerry Savage (NAL) 97
14. IMT/VS: Deadly David Death (GRL)
Executioner (LBL)
VIRUS: Outlaw Tony Taylor (EHL) 95
17. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown (ASL) 94
18. IMT/VS: Arson (GRL)
EDGE/CHOSEN: Demonio Dios (MML) 93
20. IMT/ORDER: The Mighty Deadhead (XPL) 92
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Generation Next, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Main Event, Quantum Pro, Smoky Mountain, Unknown Wrestler, Vixens United, Xtreme Poison, Yellow Jacket
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Intense Impact, Louisiana Purchase, Louisiana Swamp, Mobsters' Underground, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries, Wild Panthers, World Domination
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Masked Mayhem, Mystic Diva, New Wave, Ninja Dojo, Snake Venom, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
Action Packed, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Lethal Brawling, Native Sensation, Night Falcon, Non-stop Action, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, Saber Tooth, Wicked Warz, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, High Rollers, Hot Shots, Iron Glove, Living Nightmare, Revolution Wrestling, Rogue Elephant, Strong Style Wrestling, United Nations
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Growling Grizzly, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, True Grit, Wrestlers Elite
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