HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Robert Harrington of Massachusetts
Harry Hoodstar (CWL) 1,144-584-69, $1,749,300 *16
Rowdy Resteghini (CWL) 1,227-579-92, $2,883,900 *22
Rude Doodie (CWL) 1,553-769-114, $3,129,900 *20
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi
Union Jack (EEL) 2,219-332-4, $2,952,700
He began his career in April of 2014, in the Extreme Existence League of the Iron Federation, and ended it in the same league. His biggest accomplishment was winning the Iron Man title in the 2014 Specialty Championships! He is the 17th wrestler to enter the IWA Hall of Fame from the team of Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr.
James Dermott of New York
VIRUS: Marty the Butcher (WDL) 4,196-624-116, $8,975,000 *57
As Marty approaches the podium, the crowd chants, "Butcher! Butcher!"
He grabs the mic: "First off, just shut your mouths. I've never needed your support, and won't ever need it. I am announcing my retirement from the IWA. It's been a great run. As a former King of the Ring Champion, and having won two Steel Federation titles and several league belts, I felt the time was right. But never get too comfortable -- you never know when The Butcher will strike."
He drops the mic and puts an unsuspecting fan in the Butcher Choke-out. As the fan falls unconscious, The Butcher walks away with a smile on his face.
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
EDGE/CHOSEN: Bryan Samuel (CZL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
Location: The Air Canada Center
Bryan Samuel is sitting in the locker room, preparing for his IWA World Championship match. The young Samuel is visibly nervous, but is receiving a pep talk from someone who's been in his shoes more times than anyone in history: The Smoking Pope.
Samuel: "I don't know if I can do this. I'm fighting for the IWA World Championship! That's huge. Maybe I should stick with six-man matches, like I normally do. Do you want me to fight for six-man instead?"
Pope: (pondering the question for a moment before responding) "Bryan, who am I to tell you what to do? That's not what we do. We're EDGE. Would it make you happy to keep being a great six-man wrestler? Or would you be happier being something more? Because I think you can be something more."
Samuel: "Thank you. I see what you're saying, but I don't have a good record. How can I be World Champion without a good record? Maybe I should step down and fight for National instead?"
Pope: (laughing quietly before putting his hand on young Bryan Samuel's shoulder) "Son, I've heard all about this theory, and it's nothing but an excuse. Let me tell you some game theory: the record has nothing to do with being good enough to be World Champion; it's all about how good you are, and how much you believe in yourself. No one's ever succeeded in life doubting themselves, and the only people who make excuses like that are doubters. Do you think you're good enough to be World Champion?"
Samuel: "I am."
Pope: "What did you say?"
Samuel: "I'M GOOD ENOUGH!"
Bryan Samuel gets up and storms out of the dressing room. Twenty minutes later, the following message rings throughout the ACC: "The winner and NEW IWA Heavyweight Champion of the World... BRYAN SAMUEL!!!"
U.S. Champion
EDGE/CHOSEN: Blair Alexander (CSL)
Rob Bream of Pennsylvania; 499; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged ARMY/IMT: Brickhead (XWL), EDGE: Furious Tom Savage (WEL), EDGE/H25: Southern Champ Mike Cook (HSL), "National Treasure" George Erlewein (MEL)
King of the Ring
VIRUS/CTI: Honest Joe Archer (MEL)
Jason Battaglia of New York; 500; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; edged Natural Born Thriller (QPL; lesser overall total), DX: "Superstar" Shaun Cassidy (GWL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 1, 3, 7, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 15
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
ARMY/IMT: Ghostwalker (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501
Asiatic Champion
H25/EDGE: Manila Messiah (NDL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; 501
Hardcore Champion
EDGE/CHOSEN: Bryan Samuel (CZL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; 501; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Anna Banana (TDL), ARMY/IMT: D-Dog Hardcore (XWL)
Metropolitan Champion
VIRUS: "Boss of the South" Mr. Cornbread (LWL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 501
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
VIRUS/CTI: Honest Joe Archer (MEL)
Jason Battaglia of New York; 500
Steel Federation Champion
IMT/LPPF: Rampage (IIL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Ghetto Dweller (KKL)
Gold Federation Champion
VIRUS/LPPF: Anna Banana (TDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 501; edged VIRUS: The King of Schwing M.J. (BBL), H25/EDGE: Manila Messiah (NDL)
Diamond Federation Champion
ARMY/IMT: D-Dog Hardcore (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501
Bronze Federation Champion
EDGE/H25: "Jumpin'" John Olerud (AEL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 500; edged EDGE/H25: "Imaginary Legend" Mike Cook (HSL), H25/EDGE: Scavenger King Komodo (IGL)
Jade Federation Champion
EDGE/CHOSEN: Bryan Samuel (CZL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; 501; edged ARMY/IMT: Ghostwalker (AAL), VIRUS/LPPF: Hemorrhoid (WEL), VIRUS: "Boss of the South" Mr. Cornbread (LWL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
EDGE/H25: Paul E. Pocket (AEL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Eastern region; edged VIRUS: Captain Danny Von Gooberino (CZL), IMT/ARMY: When Jeffrey Met Fazzy (HSL)
Atlantic Champion
RAGE: Kim Jong Trump (NAL)
Ali Saputra of Georgia; 501; edged EDGE: Luke Vader (AEL)
Central Champion
IMT: Shoeless Robbie Blood (WEL)
Robbie "Blood" Pawelek of Texas; 501; edged EDGE/H25: Liam Larrikan (CWL), RAGE: Achilles (NAL)
Dixie Champion
IMT: Viktor Von Crapp (SWL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 501
Mountain Champion
IMT: Cookie (TDL)
"The Game"; 501; edged VIRUS: Matt Tremont (AAL)
Northern Champion
VIRUS: Ravishing Rick Johnson (CZL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 501
Pacific Champion
IMT/ARMY: Weekend at Fazzy's 2 (PKL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan; 500; edged IMT: Warzone (SWL)
Prairie Champion
VIRUS: The Great One M.J. (CZL)
Mitchell Johnson; 501; edged H25/EDGE: Black Dynamite (IGL)
Southern Champion
IMT/ARMY: Boisterous Bob Saget (PKL)
Jerry Anderson; 501; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Chikungunya (MML)
Western Champion
IMT: Tommy DeVito (NSL)
"The Game"; 501
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
VIRUS/LPPF: Lovely Jan (VVL)
Randall Angel of Louisiana; 500; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
IMT/ARMY: Soralla Round-Legs (VVL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 499; $20,000; edged VIRUS: Ivy Rotten (LLL), VIRUS/LPPF/VD: Hacker (FFL)
Queen of the Ring
IMT/LPPF: Beach Bum Lucy Bufkin (VVL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; 267 QotR total; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Mrs. Congeniality (MDL; lesser overall total)
Ladies' National Champion
VIRUS: Miss Terious (MDL)
VIRUS: Miss Tic (MDL)
Randall Angel; 501; edged VOT*: Slippery Susie P. (LLL)
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/LPPF/VD: Zombies #2 & #4 (VVL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 5 cycles in a row; 516; edged VOT*/LATIN: Cuban Secretaries #1 & #2 (MDL)
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/LPPF/VD: Zombies #3 & #6 (VVL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager held titles 5 cycles in a row; 516; edged VOT*/LATIN: Cuban Beauties Bianca Santos & Anabelle Acosta (MDL), VIRUS/LPPF/VD: Encrypted & Melissa A. Macro (FFL)
World Six-woman Champions
VIRUS/LPPF/VD: Zombie #5, VIRUS/LPPF: Electric Liz, Angela Ace (VVL)
Frank Jay Belcher III (Zombie) & Randall Angel; retained titles; Belcher held titles 4 cycles in a row, Angel retained titles
VIRUS: Ashley Anderson, Betty Bazooka, RAGE: Kim Karnage (LLL)
Hamilton Ortiz of New York & Chris Miler of Michigan (Karnage)
RAGE: Masked Maidens #7, #8, #9 (MDL)
Chris Miler; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
VIRUS: Aurora, Skye, Alexis Rose (RWL)
Randall Angel; manager retained titles; 521; edged RAGE: Masked Mistresses #7, #8, #9 (VVL)
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/LPPF: Horse Pox & VIRUS: Inspectah Deck (SWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan & Michael Drake of New Jersey; managers retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
VOT*/KDSN: World's Greatest Grandfather Bruce J. & Father Kanye W. (HWL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager retained titles
EDGE: Gene Machines #8 & #9 (ECL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; manager retained titles
IMT: Blackheart Blood & Road Sludge BattleStar (GRL)
Robbie "Blood" Pawelek of Texas
Top Contenders
5. Wild Card Garrett Shadowstar & The Tyrant David Hammerhead (CWL)
6. VIRUS: Tyler Black & Brody Lee (MEL)
previous champions
VIRUS: Pete Dunne & Trent Sven (EEL)
previous champions
VIRUS: WWN World Champion Matt Riddle & Black Label Pro Champion Filthy Tom L. (QPL)
previous champions
VIRUS: Matt & Nick Jackson (HLL)
10. TM: The Don, Frank-O Valentine & VIRUS/LPPF: Misfit Puppet #8 (NAL)
11. IMT/ARMY: Infidel & ARMY/IMT: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins (XWL)
12. IMT: The Man Who Never Was & The Slow Slinky (AEL)
13. VIRUS: AIWF World Champion Francisco Ciatso & CZW World Champion Ricky Shane Page (IGL)
14. IMT: Malvagio & Hired Gun #3 (RCL)
15. IMT/ARMY: Naked Grandma & Grandpa (AOL)
16. EDGE: "Fighting Spirits" Munson Moonshine & Randy Rum (OSL)
17. VOT*/KDSN: Fashion Diva Kimberly Kardashian & Kim's Blush (CSL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Spider Ant & EDGE/ROT: Disciple of Terror 5 (AEL)
Michael Cook & Rich Reilly of New Jersey; Cook retained titles; 516; $20,000; edged VOT*/LATIN: Matt's Cuban Girlfriends Sophia & Mariana (XWL), previous champions VIRUS: "The Brute" Brock Rampage & Bloodshed Brawler MD (HWL), VIRUS: Cody Rhodes & Adam Cole (HLL), VIRUS: JP Muttley & KD Jabroni (EEL), EDGE: "Hardknocks" Diamond SQ & IMT: Masked Intruder #1 (MEL), VOT*/KDSN: Beach-Goers Kourtney & Kimberly Kardashian (MUL), EDGE/H25: Tag Wrestler & Atlantic Champ Mike Cook (APL), LPPF: Jack of All Trades & Master of None (GRL; missed titles by point flow last time), VIRUS: GCW World Champions Nick Gage & Matt Tremont (IGL), VIRUS/LPPF: Tonsillitis & VIRUS: D'Brickshaw (SWL), EDGE: Fighting Spirits & Mike Cook's Manager (OSL), VOT*/KDSN: Lamar's Soulmate Khloe & Kanye's Soulmate Kim Kardashian (IIL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
IMT/ARMY: Salami, the guy who played Katsumoto, IMT: Luchador Blood #7 (MML)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan, Jeff Chambers of Iowa, Robbie "Blood" Pawelek of Texas; Chambers held titles 16 cycles in a row, Anderson 14 in a row, Pawelek 4 in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
IMT/ARMY: Remorse, the guy who played Katsumoto, EDGE: Agent of Doom #2 (OSL)
Jeff Chambers & Michael Cook of Kentucky (Agent); Cook held titles 4 cycles in a row
IMT: Blood Threats 1, 2, 3 (MUL)
Robbie Pawelek
VOT*/KDSN: Calabasas's Own Khloe, Kourtney, Kimberly Kardashian (AOL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager held titles 6 cycles in a row
VIRUS/TSD: Masked Canadian #1, VIRUS/LPPF: Botulism, VIRUS: #2 Fan of ? (IML)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut, Frank Jay Belcher III, Mitchell Johnson, both of Michigan; Belcher held titles 4 cycles in a row, Giuliano & Johnson retained titles
VIRUS/LPPF: Gravy, The Big Nasty, VIRUS: Matt Riddle (HWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III & Michael Drake of New Jersey (Riddle)
VIRUS: "The Fluke" Vic Tory, "The Duke" Billy Chaos, Eating Disorder Snooki (SWL)
Randall Angel of Louisiana; manager retained titles
VIRUS: NME Soldiers #1, #2, #3 (PKL)
ranked #19 last time
RAGE: Masked Menaces #7, #8, #9 (NDL)
Chris Miler of Michigan; manager retained titles
RAGE: "Sticky" Nigel Buttersworth, "Juicy" Hank Hotcakes, "Saucy" Sal Strudel (NBL)
Daniel Petty of Ohio
LPPF: "Leech Squad" A.F., J.A., J.C. Coattail (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio
Top Contenders
12. IMT/EXILE: Diamond in the Rough, Dustin Diamond Dallas Page, Jack "Blood" Diamond (FJL)
13. VIRUS/LPPF: BOTB Six-man Reps. #1, #2, #3 (2017) (NAL)
14. EDGE: TML Liljegren, Gardiner, Rielly (HLL)
previous champions
RAGE: Masked Maulers #7, #8, #9 (KKL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
VOT*/KDSN: Substance-Free Kim, Alcoholics Kourtney, Khloe Kardashian (HLL)
VOT*/KDSN: Twitter Superstars Kourtney, Khloe, Kimberly Kardashian (AOL)
Matt Yunick; manager held titles 6 cycles in a row; share of $20,000
IMT/ARMY: Tom Cruise, Barrett, EDGE: Doomslayer (OSL)
Jeff Chambers & Michael Cook (Doomslayer); managers held titles 4 cycles in a row
IMT/LPPF: Masked Misfit #1, IMT: "Controversial" Chris Carson, Dark Knight Alex Fleury (TTL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi, Robbie Pawelek, Solomon Shaw of Maine; Pawelek held titles 4 cycles in a row
VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Johnson, Mr. Warwick, Mr. Felcyn (KKL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager retained titles; 521; edged IMT: Second, Fourth Amendments, Libertarian (NDL), VIRUS/LPPF: Typhoid, Lassa, Dengue Fevers (MML), RAGE: Mark Madness, Serial Killer Boo Berry, The Chosen One Chase Utley (IML)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. BRL (1,273 matches) 491.786
2. UWL (1,264 matches) 490.579
3. MML (834 matches) 492.460
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
4. NWL (783 matches) 462.975
5. LWL (743 matches) 483.667
6. IWL (635 matches) 491.261
7. CWL (557 matches) 492.367
8. DXL (518 matches) 491.610
9. XPL (473 matches) 491.519
10. SWL (450 matches) 490.824
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $38,997,900
2. VIRUS: Mike Drake (HWL) $26,392,100
3. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $26,002,600
4. Arsenal (FJL) $22,132,700
5. VIRUS/LPPF: Misfit Messiah (BRL) $17,928,800
6. IMT/???: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $17,622,700
7. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $16,895,438
8. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $14,108,800
9. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (HLL) $13,286,700
10. NGAA: Rydia Stormer (MDL) $11,593,000
11. Dan the Man (HSL) $11,333,000
12. IMT/BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) $10,625,300
13. Death Warrant (CWL) $10,453,800
14. "Mr. Everything" Kirk Lockran (AWL) $9,365,700
15. MWC: "Mr. Minnesota" Olaf Gustavson (QPL) $9,185,300
16. VIRUS/AI: Johnny Slaughter (GRL) $8,663,000
17. SHS: "Money-Driven" Mike Sebastian (BRL) $8,204,500
18. FOW: Remorse (NAL) $7,877,100
19. SHS: "Too Pretty" Johnny Paradise (BRL) $7,824,000
20. VIRUS/LPPF: F.B. III (KKL) $7,750,000
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Iron Man, Main Event, Quick Pin, Unknown Wrestler, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Louisiana Swamp, Man Up, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries, World Domination
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Masked Mayhem, Mystic Diva, New Wave, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
Action Packed, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Living Nightmare, Revolution Wrestling, Strong Style Wrestling, United Nations
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, True Grit, Wrestlers Elite
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