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WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
IMT/BLOOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
Pyrotechnics explode as "Psycho" by Muse plays over the P.A. system. Through sparks and smoke emerges your new World Champion, Nightmare Sam Hell, with his manager, "Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine. A random fan with a VIRUS shirt talks trash and Duchaine slaps him hard, almost knocking the fan out and returning him to the seated position. The fan's yogurt spills all over his lap.
Nightmare Sam Hell speaks: "Hello, IWA! It's great to be up here for my manager's seventh IWA World title. And I am very proud of the performance IMT put in this cycle. It is still early in the year, but it is a great step toward all our goals. This title right here, as well as the others, should prove just how tough the Battle Royal League really is! And I encourage any of you to come to the big leagues and step up! Only the best in the IWA are managed by Mark Duchaine, and IMT will dominate this year!"
Dr. Pain adds: "I hear lots of talk about fan clubs on the IWA Dungeon. Well, the biggest and best fan club is mine. For only $49.99 a month, you too can be a Pain Junkie. For that price, you get the privilege of being my Facebook friend, an autographed picture, and I might even let you polish my titles. Remember, folks, I'm 'Doctor Pain' Mark Duchaine, and hurting you is good for business -- especially when I am hurting EDGE."
Fire explodes as Sam Hell and Doctor Pain leave the ring. Kimberly can be seen cheering in a VIP box, wearing a tight-fitting Dr. Pain t-shirt and low-cut jeans.
U.S. Champion
IMT/LATIN: The Venezuelan Spy (LOL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged Riot
King of the Ring
VIRUS: Riot (BBL)
Randall Angel of Louisiana; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; 271 KotR total; edged EDGE: Big Money Chaos (MML; lesser overall total), IMT: Secret Player (HWL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 1, 2, 3, 4, 9, 12, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 15
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
IMT/BLOOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501; edged VIRUS: Chlamydia (SWL)
Asiatic Champion
VIRUS: Mitchell "The Butcher" Johnson (DXL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 501
Hardcore Champion
VIRUS: Osama (TDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 501
Metropolitan Champion
Sam Hell
20 free matches
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
IMT/LATIN: Matt's National Plaque (CSL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500
Steel Federation Champion
IMT: Rocko Muscles (OSL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; edged EDGE: Iceman Jason McGrew (KKL), IMT/LATIN: Puerto Rico's Most Beloved (LSL)
Gold Federation Champion
IMT/BLOOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501; edged VIRUS: Osama (TDL), VIRUS: The Governor (BBL)
Diamond Federation Champion
EDGE: Clay Pigeon (NFL)
Eugene Quintana of California; 499; edged The Riverdancer (NSL)
Bronze Federation Champion
VIRUS: Chlamydia (SWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 501
Jade Federation Champion
VIRUS: Mitchell "The Butcher" Johnson (DXL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 501
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
ARMY/IMT: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter (JDL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Western region
Atlantic Champion
DOD: Chris Endgame (BRL)
John McMurray of Washington; 500
Central Champion
TSD: Historic MG (NAL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 499; edged VIRUS: The Big Nasty (HWL), EDGE: Sabotage (AAL), IMT/LPPF: Vulture (NBL), IMT/LPPF: White Ninja (TDL), VIRUS: The President (BBL), IMT: Zap Rowsdower (ASL)
Dixie Champion
Kennedy Cage (IWL)
Seth Brubaker of Ohio; 501
Eastern Champion
EDGE: Steve Montana (MML)
Jason McGrew of Idaho; 500; edged IMT/LATIN: Matt's Latin Girlfriend Yarissa (AEL), IMT/LATIN: 15% Nicaraguan Matt Santana (NAL), BLOOD: Cowboy Jim Spur (IWL), DOD: Erik Endgame (BRL)
Mountain Champion
ARMY/IMT: "Underground Legend" Jermaine Lawless (AAL)
Donald Henry; 500
Northern Champion
The Russian Rocket Alexei Smirnoff (BRL)
Becky Lipoth of Canada; 500
Pacific Champion
IMT/BLOOD: Lord of Illusions (BRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501
Prairie Champion
EDGE/H25: Liam Larrikan (BRL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 499; edged IMT/ARMY: Oblina (QPL), VIRUS: Creeper (HWL)
Southern Champion
IMT/LPPF: Product of Arrogance #1 (BRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
VIRUS: Juicy Lucy (LLL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
IMT/LATIN: Politician Sila Calderon (MDL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499; $20,000; edged VIRUS: Tammy Toe Jam (LLL)
Queen of the Ring
VIRUS: Patchy the Pirate (MDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; 501; 273 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
Patchy
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
VIRUS: Zombies #2 & #3 (VVL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
H25/EDGE: Great Equalizer & Gang Buster (VVL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada
World Six-woman Champions
VIRUS: Zombies #13, #14, #15 (VVL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row
IMT/LATIN: Matt's Latin Girlfriend Leticia, Don Flamenco's Wives #1, #2 (MDL)
Matt Yunick; 521; edged VIRUS: Rosanne Bar, Bruce Jenner "The Female Version," Sensational Sherry (LLL)
U.S. Six-woman Champions
VIRUS: Zombies #4, #5, #6 (VVL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; 521
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Thuggy McThuggerson & Thugged Out Assassin (TGL)
Eugene Quintana of California; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Man & Running Scared (LSL)
Jeff Annable of Canada
VIRUS/TSD: Fire & Ice (NAL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; ranked #8 last time
VIRUS: The Ravishing One & Mr. Fabulous M.J. (MUL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan
ARMY/IMT: "Hardcore Legend" Lance & "Blackheart" Brett Severance (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois
Top Contenders
6. EDGE: Droids 12 & 21 (FLL)
7. VIRUS: Yur Papa & Ghouly (KKL)
8. IMT/LPPF: Brown Ninja & Mr. Convenient (JDL)
9. IMT/BLOOD: Lord of Illusions & Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL)
10. EDGE: Faux Pas & Cornball (NFL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Dog Smuggler & Prague Shuffler (SHL)
Eugene Quintana; manager retained titles; share of $20,000
VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk & Cactus Sac (GRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
VIRUS: Zika Virus & Zombie Bieber (SWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III & Jeremy Nace from the House of Infection
IMT/LATIN: Puerto Rican Insurgents #1 & #2 (LSL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 516; edged EDGE: Droids 22 & 23 (FLL), ARMY/IMT: Hootie's Bodyguards Bareback & Rawdog (MUL), VIRUS: Mr. Johnson & Mr. Felcyn (KKL), EDGE: Deaf Jeff & Silent Mike (NFL), IMT/ARMY: Bill "Struggle Snuggle" Cosby & Wondrous Willis Jackson (THL), EDGE/H25: The Iron & Mike "White Lightning" Cook (TGL), EDGE: Droids 009 & 010 (AAL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: He is I, And I Am Him, Droid 14 (KHL)
Eugene Quintana of California; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Black Sunshine, Jive Turkey Tommy J, EDGE/CHOSEN: Fighter 2 (MML)
Jason McGrew of Idaho & Rich Reilly of New Jersey (Fighter); managers retained titles
EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious, Mr. Lucky, Mr. Gift (LSL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; ranked #10 last time
IMT/LATIN: The Macarena, Los Del Rio Members #1, #2 (NDL)
Matt Yunick of New York
IMT/LPPF: Red Ninja, Misfit Puppets #9, #10 (XWL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi (Ninja) & Keith A. Maple of Ohio
VIRUS: Hazard, Riot, Dread (BBL)
Randall Angel of Louisiana
VIRUS: The One Hit Wonder, The Great One, Big Badazz: M.J. (MUL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan
VIRUS/TSD: "Mr. Signs" the Zodiac, "Mr. Freeze" Jeffrey Dahmer, BTK (NBL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut
Top Contenders
9. VIRUS/TSD: Masked Justice #2, TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #8, #9 (ECL)
10. VIRUS: STD, The Killer Kangaroo, Creeper (HWL)
missed U.S. titles by point flow last time
VIRUS: Maybe Maybe, "The American Dream" Dirty Toad, Gweedo (KKL)
VIRUS: Bladder Infection, The Prodigy M.J., Krackhead Bob (AWL)
Droids 9, 10, EDGE: Tenderfoot (TDL)
14. VIRUS: "Mr. Infection" F.B.III, F.B.III from Proctology, Dr. F.B. (DXL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Greenhorn, Fresh Fish, Droid 15 (KHL)
Eugene Quintana; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $20,000
EDGE/CHOSEN: Horsemen 1, 2, 3 (JDL)
Rich Reilly; manager retained titles
VIRUS: Orion, Perseus, Tarus (MUL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
IMT/ARMY: Gruul Boguul, Hershel Greene, Brian Williams (MML)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa
IMT/LATIN: Matt's Latin Girlfriend Yaris, P.R. Beauty Denise Quinones, Model Joan Smalls (LSL)
Matt Yunick; 521; edged VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #5, #6, #7 (ECL), EDGE/CHOSEN: Disciple of Terror 8, EDGE: Big Worm, Bob Thumb (AEL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. LWL (1,062 matches) 489.833
2. NWL (965 matches) 471.441
3. IWL (859 matches) 493.965
4. BRL (811 matches) 494.544
5. CWL (586 matches) 494.648
6. CCL (567 matches) 491.118
7. ASL (499 matches) 494.775
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
8. AOL (396 matches) 491.300
9. MUL (387 matches) 491.044
10. KHL (382 matches) 489.710
TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only
1. Arsenal (XWL) 15,166-1,970-537
2. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) 12,040-3,119-863
3. Mike Drake (HWL) 10,657-1,119-286
4. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) 10,322-387-80
5. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 8,953-539-135
6. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) 8,523-1,624-493
7. IMT/BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 8,251-747-197
8. IMT/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (XPL) 6,578-854-158
9. Death Warrant (CWL) 6,249-523-109
10. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) 6,220-997-164
11. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) 6,180-980-174
12. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 6,140-993-273
13. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) 6,104-953-177
14. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) 6,038-1,055-167
15. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) 6,021-967-174
16. IMT/BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 5,921-576-201
17. VIRUS/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) 5,900-1,444-294
18. Dan the Man (HSL) 5,404-992-177
19. NGAA: Rydia Stormer (MDL) 5,173-1,570-298
20. EDGE: Demon (BBL) 5,169-2,368-107
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Iron Man, Main Event, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Louisiana Swamp, Man Up, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Living Nightmare, Strong Style Wrestling
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, True Grit, Wrestlers Elite
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