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IMAGIMANIA XXXI: IMAGILYMPICS
100 Meter Dash
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster (GRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
LATIN: Adult Star Emily Mena (NDL)
Matt Yunick of New York
LATIN/AXIS: Adult Star Frida Sante (XPL)
Matt Yunick
10,000 Meter Run
DOD: The Saskatchewan Sasquatch (BRL)
Jason Frymier of Canada
Francois le'Chevalier (LWL)
Martin Markos of Michigan
TBZ: Silver Eagle (IIL)
Brick D. Hinkley of Canada
Bench Press
VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King (ECL)
Mitchell Morrissey of Missouri
Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL)
Jimmy Dabbs of North Carolina
CLASSIC: Superman (SHL)
Dan Harrell of Virginia
Discus Throw
BMF: Phantom Warrior (TTL)
Bud White of California
IMT/SFA: "Nasty" Norman Krasner (HWL)
David Trousdale of Michigan
DOD: Ghost Lee Shadows (BRL)
Jason Frymier
High Jump
LATIN: Aztec God Huitzilopochtli (KHL)
Matt Yunick
HOP: The Patriot (NWL)
Randy Skaggs of Michigan
Kaptain Kryptonite
Hurdles
Dr. Victory (NWL)
Dale Westberg of Illinois
Francois le'Chevalier
SHS: Punk Rock Mike (BRL)
Michael Patuleia of Massachusetts
Javelin
HOP: Alphamale XD (NWL)
Randy Skaggs
Kaptain Kryptonite
Punk Rock Mike
Long Jump
MC: Merlin (AOL)
Blake Morgan of Mississippi
The Patriot
Jerome "The Bone" Smitty (NWL)
Jerry Smith of California
Pole Vault
NGAA: Dionysus (HLL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas
LATIN/AXIS: Explorer Hernan Cortes (XPL)
Matt Yunick
VIRUS: Keith "The Devil" Voss (LWL)
Keith D. Voss of Austria
Shot Put
EDGE: Big Rye (LWL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey
Hacksaw Jim Duncan (CCL)
Dan Harrell
The Patriot
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Zachary Hartley of Maryland
CN: "Lumberjack" Zach James (BRL) 1,021-219-40, $1,907,600 *16
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
EDGE: Masked Warrior 2 (NFL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
The members of EDGE have gathered in NYC during the last few days. Paparazzi have spotted them living it up at various hot spots, enjoying VIP bottle service while celebrating. Tonight they are spotted entering Peter Luger's in Brooklyn. As they make their way in, they are seated at a large table. Rich Reilly takes his place at the head of the table and immediately asks the waiter for something. Minutes later, glasses are filled and he calls for a toast.
"Before we get started, there's something I need to reveal... Come on out here, big guy."
IWA World Champion Masked Warrior 2 walks in, looking larger than when he last competed, and goes to unmask himself.
"Let me introduce the man behind the mask... Big... Ha ha, I'm just kidding. Had you guys going there, didn't I? But seriously, join us, bro."
The man removes the mask, revealing himself to be Rob Reilly, clearly laughing it up. He goes over to his brother, and they embrace. He sits down at the table with the rest of EDGE as Rich continues.
"Seventeen down and one to go. History has been made once again, and as I stand at the precipice of greatness, let us go out with style. They didn't think we had what it took to step up to the plate. Despite all our losses, we stand at the top of the mountain, taking our place in history. So, gentlemen, let us raise our glasses to 2016 and to each other. Cheers!"
U.S. Champion
IMT: Vicious Tyrant (NAL)
Vicious Tyrant; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: Masked Warrior 6 (NFL), EDGE: Stevey Beefaroni (AEL), VIRUS: Yur Mama (KKL), EDGE: Masked Invader 3 (MML)
King of the Ring
Masked Warrior 2
manager retained title; a plaque or 25 free matches; 274 KotR total; edged EDGE: The 4th Disciple (OSL), IMT/ARMY: Horace Grimwell (HSL; 499), VIRUS: F.B. III (KKL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 11, 12, 15; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 13, 14
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
LPPF: King Doom (XPL)
Randall Angel of Louisiana; 501
Asiatic Champion
ENDGAME: Dead Man Walking #1 (ECL)
Melvin "Mayhem" DeJesus of New York; 500; edged LATIN: Mexican Mercenary #2 (KHL)
Hardcore Champion
BLOOD/MEDS: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 499
Metropolitan Champion
Dead Man Walking #1
edged Crazy Carl (IWL)
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
LPPF: King Doom (XPL)
Randall Angel of Louisiana; 501; edged MWC: Commissioner Lenny Finkle (QPL)
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE: The 4th Disciple (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501; edged EDGE: Giffy the JPEG Image (KKL)
Gold Federation Champion
LATIN: Mexican Mercenary #2 (KHL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager retained title; 500; edged Crazy Carl (IWL)
Diamond Federation Champion
EDGE: Masked Warrior 2 (NFL)
Rich Reilly; 501
Bronze Federation Champion
EDGE: Disciple of Terror 11 (AEL)
Rich Reilly; 500
Jade Federation Champion
VIRUS/Y.O.&CO.: Needy Greed (DXL)
Dale Westberg of Illinois; edged IMT: The People's Choice Cole Steele (JDL), previous champion Classic: Jazzman (PRL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
LATIN/NAVY: Dictator Rojas Pinilla (XWL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Mountain region
Atlantic Champion
Mike Smalley (NWL)
Michael Smalley of Washington; 500
Central Champion
IMT: "The ACE of Flames" Anthony Fazio (LOL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 500; edged LATIN: 10% Dominican Matt Rivera (QPL)
Dixie Champion
LATIN/NAVY: Miss Colombia (XWL)
Matt Yunick; 500; edged VIRUS/TSD: Mumps (WEL)
Eastern Champion
EDGE: "Y2B" Chris Babylon (TDL)
Jeff Annable of Canada
Northern Champion
Mike Vicious (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500
Pacific Champion
IMT/ARMY: Knight Raven (AOL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan; 500
Prairie Champion
EDGE: Manimal (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 499; edged IMT/ARMY: Dimachaerus (AWL), EDGE: Rob Slayer (TDL), LPPF: Prince Doom (XPL), TSD: Inferno (WEL)
Southern Champion
MWC: Tig O'Bitty (KHL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; 499; edged EDGE: Chocolate Thunda (KKL), IMT: Garnet Onderdonk (OSL), VIRUS: M. "The Hitman" Johnson (NBL)
Western Champion
EDGE: The Fourth (OSL)
Rich Reilly; 500; edged EDGE: Fighter 2 (MML)
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
KDSN: North's Nanny #1 (MDL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
KDSN: The Loose Cannon Khloe Kardashian (MDL)
Matt Yunick; $20,000; edged IMT/ARMY: Mertal the Unbroken (LLL), LATIN: S.C. Justice Sonia Sotomayer (VVL)
Queen of the Ring
VIRUS: Rosanne Bar (LLL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager retained title; 264 QotR total; edged GLOW: Pauline Orange (FFL)
Ladies' National Champion
IMT/ARMY: Swaphire the Windcaller (LLL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
LATIN: Actresses Salma Hayek & Penelope Cruz (MDL)
Matt Yunick; moved up from U.S. titles; manager retained titles; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
LATIN: Caped Senoritas #1 & #2 (MDL)
Matt Yunick; manager retained titles
World Six-woman Champions
VIRUS: Michelle "Looney Bin" Obama, Mrs. Chemical Valley, Hillary Killary (MDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager retained titles; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
VIRUS: Sandy Cheeks, Hairy Carrie, Mrs. Double Deedra (MDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager retained titles
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Diamond Master & Jake Diamond (FJL)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Rob Slayer & Ric Passion (TDL)
Jeff Annable of Canada
"The Brute" Brock Rampage & Bloodshed Brawler MD (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey
MWC: "Sultan of Ice" Herb Brooks & Tig O'Bitty (KHL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota
LPPF/MEDS: Lyle & Xtreme Assassin #3 (XPL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi & Keith A. Maple of Ohio
Top Contenders
6. VIRUS: HIV & AIDS (SWL)
EDGE: Super Rye & The Big Ryebowski (OSL)
8. EDGE: Namzug & Wahsdarb (NBL)
EDGE: Droids 13 & 14 (FLL)
10. EDGE: Very Grappler! & Such Wrestler! (MUL)
ARMY/IMT: Brittany & Chastity (ECL)
Johnny "The Wrench" Morello & Vincent "Lil Vinni" Torrio (NAL)
13. Van Death Valen & "The Shadow" Tony Loewen (IWL)
14. EDGE: Uncool Cop #01 & Smooth Criminal #01 (IML)
15. LATIN: Bolivian Revolutionaries #1 & #2 (NDL)
16. VIRUS: Candyman & The Smog (GRL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
MWC: Smasher & Basher (IGL)
Steven M. Shotliff; manager retained titles; 516; $20,000; edged EDGE: Skillz & The Fifth (OSL), EDGE: Koganis & Cavlos (TDL), EDGE: Droids 15 & 16 (FLL), LPPF/MEDS: Half Man & Half Amazing (NBL), EDGE: Uncool Cop #02 & Smooth Criminal #02 (IML), VIRUS: Sponge Bob & Patrick (SWL), VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk & Cactus Sac (GRL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
LATIN: The Puerto Rican Spy, Insurgents #1, #2 (LSL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
VIRUS: Ghouly, Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson, Tina "Gold-Digger" Burns (KKL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager retained titles
IMT: Icon, Legalize Sleaze, Second Amendment (NDL)
IMT: Awesome Angle Player, Enjoy Your Ignorance, Lindsay Lohan's Liquor Cabinet (CSL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio
EDGE: Smooth Criminals #08, #12, #13 (IML)
Eugene Quintana of California
Top Contenders
6. DoW: Johnny Mariachi, Rex, Kry Havoc (NBL)
7. EDGE: The First, The Second, The Third (OSL)
8. VIRUS: The Wild Bushman, The Big Nasty, Creeper (HWL)
9. Jake "The Snake" Johnson, Cutthroat Steve Blade, WildBoyz: Dirty Dave Murdock (CCL)
last of the teams with 521
10. VIRUS: Gone Aria, Candyman, The Smog (GRL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
VIRUS: Yur Papa, Maybe Maybe, Medusa "The Serpent" Burns (KKL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $20,000
LATIN: The Mexican Spy, Mercenaries #1, #2 (KHL)
Matt Yunick; 521; edged EDGE: Uno, Dos, Tres (OSL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. NWL (1,166 matches) 470.923
2. LWL (1,002 matches) 490.233
3. IWL (635 matches) 490.485
4. BRL (619 matches) 492.227
5. UWL (562 matches) 492.424
6. ECL (460 matches) 490.118
7. DXL (454 matches) 490.882
8. AWL (439 matches) 493.808
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
9. KHL (422 matches) 487.688
10. CWL (396 matches) 484.854
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $35,943,800
2. LPPF/MEDS: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $25,740,900
3. Mike Drake (HWL) $24,798,400
4. LPPF/MEDS: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) $22,842,200
5. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $22,289,779
6. Arsenal (XWL) $19,159,400
7. BLOOD/MEDS: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $17,220,400
8. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $16,134,138
9. LPPF/MEDS: Mirrorz (BRL) $15,761,800
10. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $14,213,400
11. LPPF/MEDS: King Krusher (TDL) $13,911,400
12. TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $13,455,600
13. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $12,777,200
14. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) $12,468,100
15. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) $12,246,200
16. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (HLL) $12,235,000
17. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) $12,142,400
18. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) $12,003,100
19. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) $11,798,600
20. LPPF/MEDS: Alpha Male (PKL) $11,160,300
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Iron Man, Main Event, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Man Up, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Living Nightmare, Strong Style Wrestling, Unknown Wrestler
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Thor's Hammer, Wrestlers Elite
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