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JOHNNY B SAYS
Next cycle, and ONLY next cycle, you can remove up to 20 losses from your wrestler's record by spending $25,000 per loss. As part of the continuing celebration of our 30th anniversary, if you pay to remove 20 losses, we'll take off an additional 10 for free!
Neatly print the following on a piece of paper: "Drop 20 losses from my wrestler, ID #123" (choose from 1 to 20 losses, and use your wrestler's ID number instead of 123). Separate the request from your trash talk by skipping some space, and include the paper with your league matches. You may deduct losses from as many of your wrestlers as you wish, but each must have the necessary funds. Remember that removing the maximum of 20 losses (plus 10 free) will cost your wrestler $500,000.
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
LPPF: Lance (GRL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches; manager's 11th career World title
U.S. Champion
ARMY/IMT: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: Masked Warrior 16 (NFL)
King of the Ring
VIRUS: Death Warrant (GWL)
James Dermott of New York; 499; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 2, 6, 8, 10, 12, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 15
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
LPPF: Leprechaun (BRL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499
Asiatic Champion
IMT: Hades (TCL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501
Hardcore Champion
LPPF: Lance (GRL)
Michael Eaves; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Hellscream (XWL), AI: The Scarecrow (TDL)
Metropolitan Champion
Leprechaun
15 free matches
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
LPPF: Michael Mayhem (EEL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE: Murder Refrigerator (KKL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 500
Gold Federation Champion
AI: The Scarecrow (TDL)
Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts; 501
Diamond Federation Champion
IMT: C.O.G. Principle Order (NSL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Hellscream (XWL)
Bronze Federation Champion
LPPF: Lance (GRL)
Michael Eaves; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Big Time Brian Powell (AOL), IMT: Hades (TCL); manager's 74th career Federation title
Jade Federation Champion
Peter Dragon (PKL)
Martin Markos of Michigan
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
EDGE: "The Big SloMo" Andy Dubbick (AOL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Pacific region
Atlantic Champion
ARMY/IMT: The Notorious D.O.N. (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 500
Central Champion
VIRUS/KDSN: Kourtney's Boyfriend Scott Disick (ECL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500
Dixie Champion
IMT/ARMY: Arthas (XWL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 500
Eastern Champion
EDGE: Masked Warrior 9 (NFL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 500
Mountain Champion
IMT: Hugh Mungus (MEL)
"Everybody's Idol" Chris Miler of Michigan; 499
Northern Champion
VIRUS: The Smog (GRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 499
Prairie Champion
EDGE: The Snuggler (HSL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 500
Southern Champion
EDGE: Cryptonomicon (SHL)
Jonathan Akers of Texas; edged EDGE: Masked Warrior 7 (NFL), EDGE: Russ Spackler (GRL), IMT: Kareem Said (MML), EDGE: The Wheelbarrow (ASL), IMT: Koko B. Faz (LBL)
Western Champion
EDGE: Jakeing the Waves (HSL)
Jake Duvall; 499; edged LPPF/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #1 (ECL), EDGE: "Road Dog" Todd Packer (NBL)
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
WC: The Mutant Queen (MDL)
Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: It_Girl 1 (MDL)
Erik Davis of Washington; $20,000; edged VIRUS/KDSN: Kim's Friend Larsa Pippen (VVL)
Queen of the Ring
EDGE: Macho Woman Ryan Savage (MDL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; 499; 272 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
EDGE: Brittney the Barber Beefcake (MDL)
Shareef Johnson; 500
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: Girl & Soda Girl (FFL)
Erik Davis; manager retained titles; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Terminators #4 & #5 (FFL)
Shareef Johnson; 516
World Six-woman Champions
VIRUS/KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian, Momager Kris Jenner, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick of New York; retained titles
U.S. Six-woman Champions
Terminators #4, #5, #6
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: UNLV Rick Star & Evan Rude (IML)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Anfernee Spazio & "Macho Man" Sully Savage (SWL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada
Top Contenders
3. EDGE/JERKSS: Doom Bringer & Doom Trigger (ECL)
4. EDGE: Magnificent JD & Magnum JA (NAL)
5. HIGHER FLYERS: Graig Gagne & "Jumpin'" Jim Brazil (QPL)
6. IMT: Raffo & Francois Lefebvre (RCL)
7. EDGE: Mountain Champ Mike Cook & Northern Champ (EEL)
8. VIRUS: Swine Flu & Horse Pox (TCL)
9. MWC: Smasher & Basher (IGL)
ranked #12 last time
10. EDGE: Mike "Pretty Good" & Mike "Super" Cook (MEL)
ranked #8 last time
11. EDGE: Masked Warriors 5 & 6 (NFL)
IMT: Odysseus & Achilles (ABL)
IMT: Sam Seaborn & Matt Santos (LBL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Craig Schinkel & Josh Goodnaturedly (HWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; manager retained titles; 516; $20,000; edged EDGE: Bill Goldberg & Bret "The Hitman" Hart (IGL), EDGE: Maddest Canadian Hiker Gordie 13th & Gladdest Peruvian Raker Pedro 13th (AOL), VIRUS: Influenza & Shingles (TCL), EDGE: Ferris Wheeler & Deaf Leppard (NAL), IMT: L.A. Fazidential & Faz & Elrod's Infinite Floodlist (LBL), IMT: Romulus & Remus (ABL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
LPPF: Irrelevant Nobodies (You, Him, What's His Name) (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Bill Tetley, Turk February, Lukk 3 Ch4rms (HWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina & Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada (Ch4rms); Sullivan held titles 3 cycles in a row
EDGE: Mike "Conqueror," Mike "Frontrunner," Mike "The Champion" Cook (MEL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky
IMT: Gunslinger Gerrit Cole, Sureshot Stephen Strasburg, IMT/ARMY: Fireball Frank Knox (AOL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown & Jerry Anderson of Michigan (Knox); Anderson retained titles
Top Contenders
5. EDGE: Toy, Toy Truck, A Few Different Toys (HLL)
ranked #11 last time
VIRUS/KDSN: "Secretary of Treasury" Brody, "Secretary of State" Brandon Jenner, "Queen" Kim Kardashian (FSL)
7. VIRUS: Influenza, Shingles, HIV (TCL)
last of the teams with 521
8. VIRUS/KDSN: Kim's Wrinkle, Friend Ciara, Baby Nori West (NBL)
9. VIRUS/KDSN: Beautiful Kourtney Kardashian, Kourtney's Son Mason, Kim's Grandma Cici (LOL)
VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry, Sweden House, Obama (TDL)
MWC: Commissioner's Bodyguard, "The Hot Shot" Tommy Hott, Wayne "the Train" Bloom (QPL)
EDGE: Masked Warriors 2, 3, 4 (NFL)
EDGE: Off the Wagon, The Last Call Legend, The AA Dropout (NAL)
IMT: Josh Lyman, Toby Zielger, Will Bailey (LBL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Jose "Long Ball" Bautista, Troy "Tater" Tulowitzki, Josh "Dinger" Donaldson (KKL)
Sully Sullivan; manager retained titles; share of $20,000
IMT/ARMY: Naked Grandpa, Hardcore Hooligan Bobby Rose, IMT: LL Cool Faz (AOL)
Jerry Anderson & Anthony Fazio (Faz); 521; edged EDGE: Guz's Parrot, Chosen Mute Parrot, The Chosen One (HLL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. NWL (1,338 matches) 446.614
2. DXL (836 matches) 490.319
3. LWL (820 matches) 490.000
4. UWL (737 matches) 488.657
5. BRL (683 matches) 491.516
6. IWL (679 matches) 491.122
7. CCL (617 matches) 492.161
8. NBL (503 matches) 492.903
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
9. CWL (502 matches) 479.750
10. ECL (438 matches) 492.558
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $34,858,700
2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $24,629,700
3. LPPF/RWS: Mike Drake (HWL) $24,089,300
4. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL) $22,764,600
5. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $21,484,679
6. Arsenal (XWL) $17,129,400
7. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $16,127,100
8. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $15,729,438
9. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $15,618,700
10. LPPF: King Krusher (TDL) $13,784,600
11. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $13,720,100
12. LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $13,638,600
13. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $12,014,100
14. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (HLL) $11,589,600
15. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) $11,564,800
16. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) $11,324,400
17. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) $11,296,700
18. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) $11,248,100
19. LPPF: Alpha Male (BRL) $11,010,000
20. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) $10,995,000
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Iron Man, Main Event, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite
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