STABLECADE 2016
This year, the VIRUS stable had the highest average when counting the top five strategy totals from each group that entered the contest! Each stable member who accepted the challenge, listed below, was awarded $100,000 in imaginary money.
- Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
GRL: Candyman, Gone Aria, Wicked Clown, Wicked Ringmaster
KKL: F.B. III, Maybe Maybe, Medusa "The Serpent" Burns, Tina "Gold-Digger" Burns
NAL: Ebola, Herpes, Scrub-A-Licious, West Nile
TCL: AIDS, Chlamydia, Cow Pox, HIV, Horse Pox, Spanish Flu, Swine Flu, Yellow Fever
TDL: The Angry, The Contaminated Beavers, Ponderosa, Sweden House
WEL: CNS Symptoms, Gastroenteritis, Rabies, Viral Infection
- Michael D. Klink of New York
LBL: Dalton Payne
- Mitchell Morrissey of Missouri
ECL: Donny "The Blazing," Johnny "The Jet" Flammingo, Skyblade the Tiger King
GRL: "The Horror" Nick Nitemare, Johnny Slaughter, "Lord Humongous" Axel Blade
- John Voss of New Jersey
LWL: "The Impeccable" Damon Voss
- Keith D. Voss of Austria
LWL: Keith "The Devil" Voss
- Matt Yunick of New York
BRL: A.I. Contestant Kanye West, Alcoholic Khloe, Party Goer Kourtney Kardashian, Kimye's Son Saint, Superfan Marlene Chinea, World's Greatest Wife Kim K.
DXL: Kardashian Girls Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, Reality Stars Colin, Marilyn, Matt Kardashian
ECL: Kanye's Soulmate Kim Kardashian, Kim's Soulmate Kanye West, Kim's Future Husband Matt Y., Kim's Lovely Manager Kris Jenner, Selfies Queen Kimmy, Socialites Khloe, Kourtney Kardashian, World's Greatest Father Bruce Jenner
GRL: Advisor Khloe Kardashian, Foreign Affairs Minister Kris, Justice Minister Bruce Jenner, Kardashian Employee Matt Y., "King Kanye," "Prince" Saint, "Princess" Nori West, "Queen" Kim Kardashian
NBL: Curious Kylie Jenner, Homeless Man Shorty, Investigator Jake Schmidt, Kim's Baby Nori West, Kim's Friend Ciara, Liberal Mother Kris Jenner, World's Greatest Mother Kourtney K., World's Most Beautiful Woman Kim K.
XPL: Astronaut Khloe, Professor Kim, Scientist Kourtney Kardashian, Doctor Kanye West, Engineer Bruce, Entrepreneur Kris Jenner
The stables below are ranked by the average strategy total of the five best members in each:
499.2 |
VIRUS |
497.8 |
Classic |
494 |
MWC |
493.8 |
independent wrestlers |
493 |
2XW |
492.6 |
TDA |
489 |
LB |
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
W.P. Mills of Wisconsin
SA: Depraved Indifference (XWL) 1,011-265-48, $3,191,600 *23
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
IMT: Blake Bishop, All-American (OSL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
U.S. Champion
IMT: Yankee Doodle Fazzy (LBL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches
King of the Ring
EDGE: Manimal (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; manager retained title; 499; a plaque or 25 free matches; 276 KotR total; hold positions were 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, 12, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 13
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
EDGE: Jessie Spano's Dad (LOL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 500
Asiatic Champion
IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers (DXL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 499; edged EDGE: Da Vanilla Twista (NBL), VIRUS: Spanish Flu (TCL), VIRUS/KDSN: Socialite Kourtney Kardashian (ECL)
Hardcore Champion
IMT: Ari Gold (MML)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501; edged VIRUS: Wicked Clown (GRL)
Metropolitan Champion
Jeff Chambers
edged Da Vanilla Twista
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
EMC/LPPF: Mr. Never See It Coming (EEL)
Melvin "Mayhem" DeJesus of New York; 500
Steel Federation Champion
IMT: Blake Bishop, All-American (OSL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 501
Gold Federation Champion
IMT: Ari Gold (MML)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501
Diamond Federation Champion
EDGE: IWA Rookie Mike Cook (ABL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 500; edged EDGE: Chunkz the Overweight Grizzly (RCL), EDGE: Jessie Spano's Dad (LOL), IMT: Syrio Forel (NFL)
Bronze Federation Champion
VIRUS: Wicked Clown (GRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 501
Jade Federation Champion
IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers (DXL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 499
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
ARMY/IMT: "Violence Incarnate" Reese Kallaway (CZL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Southern region; edged EDGE: "Jumpin'" John Olerud (AEL)
Atlantic Champion
EDGE: Mascara Sensata (AAL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 501
Central Champion
IMT: Kid Karnage (MEL)
"Everybody's Idol" Chris Miler of Michigan; 500; edged EDGE: Jacob Q (EHL)
Dixie Champion
IMT: Elvis Elliot (MEL)
Chris Miler; 500; edged LPPF/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #2 (ECL)
Eastern Champion
ARMY/IMT: "The Degenerate" Marcellus Kavanaugh (AAL)
Donald Henry; 499; edged IMT: Jack Jeckyl (MEL), IMT/ARMY: The Masked Proctologist (AOL), EDGE: Ferragus Brennan (CWL)
Mountain Champion
EDGE: "Wrestling Demon" Money (IIL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 500
Northern Champion
BLOOD: The Megabrain Mark Duchaine (NAL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 500
Pacific Champion
EDGE: True Soldier (JDL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501; edged EDGE: Self Conscious Honey Badger (RCL)
Prairie Champion
LPPF/TSD: Damien (ECL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 500
Western Champion
IMT: Bobby Braxton (MEL)
Chris Miler; 500; edged VIRUS/KDSN: "Princess" Nori West (GRL)
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
VIRUS/KDSN: World's Greatest Sister Kimberly K. (LLL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches; edged VIRUS/KDSN: Kim's Lawyer Laura Wasser (VVL), Mistress of the Underworld #3
Ladies' U.S. Champion
VIRUS/KDSN: Rob's Former Girlfriend Adrienne Bailon (VVL)
Matt Yunick; 499; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
LPPF: "Queen of the Octagon" Ronda Rousey (FFL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; held title 3 cycles in a row; 10 free matches; 269 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
IMT: Jan Dangerously (VVL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 500
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: It_Girls 2 & 4 (MDL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516; edged previous champions LPPF: Mistresses of the Underworld #1 & #3 (FFL)
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
IMT: Knights of the Queensguard #1 & #2 (MDL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 516
World Six-woman Champions
LPPF: Masked Mistress #1, Drama Queens -- Megan, Mikayla (LLL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi (Mistress) & Keith A. Maple
VIRUS/KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian, Momager Kris Jenner, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
VIRUS/KDSN: Kim's Hero Jennifer Lopez, Pregnant Kim Kardashian, Khloe's BFF Malika (LLL)
Matt Yunick
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Aaron Rapoport & Dave Skylark (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: UNLV Rick Star & Evan Rude (IML)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada
EDGE: Richard & Gary Q (EHL)
Eugene Quintana of California
VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson & "The American Dream" Dirty Toad (KKL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
ARMY/IMT: "Hardcore Legend" Lance & "Blackheart" Brett Severance (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois
IMT: Kid Dynamite J.T. Thunder & Quicksilver R.J. Lightning (NFL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; entered due to an in-league error
Top Contenders
7. LPPF: Jury & Johnny Rogue (BRL)
ranked #4 last time
8. EDGE: Mike "Pretty Good" & Mike "Super" Cook (MEL)
9. IMT: Newtown Hoax & Second Amendment (NDL)
ranked #5 last time
LPPF: Conjoined Twins - Ned & Ted (ECL)
11. EDGE/JERKSS: The Evil Man & The Boy (GRL)
12. EDGE: Clay Pigeon & Deadbeat (NFL)
BLOOD: Paul "The Butcher" & "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MWL)
VU: Shotgun Sammy Rave & Jackknife Jake Thunder (PRL)
MWC: Smasher & Basher (IGL)
16. IMT: "Young Contrarian" Anthony & "The Antitheist" Anthony Fazio (DXL)
17. EDGE: Droids 1 & 2 (TDL)
18. Alex & Axel von Snapp (PKL)
19. EDGE: Apprentice & Bush Leaguer (FSL)
20. EDGE: The Prodigy & Toy Car (HLL)
21. VIRUS: STD & The Wild Bushman (HWL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Gabriel & Adam Q (EHL)
Eugene Quintana; share of $20,000
EDGE: Work Beatle John Lenin & Richard Karl Marx (NDL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina
VIRUS: "Jing-A-Ling" Jing-A-Ling & The Smog (GRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; 516; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Numbers One & Three (BRL), VIRUS: Chicken Pox & Measles (NAL), EDGE: Dumbbell & Numbskull (NFL), EDGE: Droids 3 & 4 (TDL), IMT/ARMY: Magnificent Morgan Freeman & Electrifying Emmanuel Lewis (PRL), EDGE: And I Am Him & He is I (FSL), EDGE: BV Hero & FU-DOG (IML), EDGE: Ultimo & Jushin Thunder Sully Sullivan (HWL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: Uno, Dos, Tres (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; moved up from U.S. titles; manager held titles 7 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Masked Invaders 1, 2, 3 (MML)
Rich Reilly
EDGE: RDY2PRTY, Giffy the JPEG Image, Chocolate Thunda (KKL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; manager retained titles
EDGE: Droids 01, 02, 03 (FLL)
Eugene Quintana of California
LPPF: Mr. Convenient, Mr. Obvious, Adrenaline (PKL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; manager retained titles
VIRUS/KDSN/X-NAT: World's Greatest Mother Kourtney K., Jealous Sister Khloe K., Kim's Husband Kanye West (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York
IMT/ARMY: Sensational Scott, The Hitman Aiden, Connor the Crippler Anderson (AOL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan
IMT/ARMY: Ned Low, Jack Rackham, Captain Flint (AWL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa
ARMY/IMT: "La Guera Loca" Eva Santhiago, "El Chapo" Felix Beltran, "El Sicario" Oscar Leyva (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois
Top Contenders
10. EDGE: Macaulay Culkin, Jose Pesci, Daniel Stern (SWL)
ranked #10 last time
11. EDGE: Toy, Toy Truck, A Few Different Toys (HLL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
VIRUS: Obama's Mama, Osama's Mama, Osama (TDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager retained titles; share of $20,000
EDGE: Joe Jesus, DWill, B.Lo (JDL)
Rich Reilly; manager retained titles
EDGE: "Homewrecker" Sheila Decker, Maggie "White Collar" McLeod, Janet "The Planet" McGroot (NBL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina
EDGE: Droids 04, 05, 06 (FLL)
Eugene Quintana
EDGE: Kokane Koala, Amfetameen Antelope, Extacee Emu (DXL)
Sully Sullivan
ARMY/IMT: "Lone Drifter" Jackson Kutler, "Underground Legend" Jermaine Lawless, "Voice of Dissent" Tyrone Duncan (AAL)
Donald Henry
IMT/ARMY: Chainz, Wrought, Draxxor (ASL)
Jeff Chambers; 521
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. NWL (1,420 matches) 441.313
2. NBL (925 matches) 493.635
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
3. LWL (829 matches) 490.800
4. DXL (817 matches) 492.463
5. IWL (745 matches) 485.774
6. UWL (690 matches) 488.045
7. BRL (656 matches) 490.576
8. CCL (640 matches) 489.341
9. CWL (530 matches) 482.400
10. GRL (454 matches) 493.425
TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only
1. Arsenal (XWL) 13,012-1,688-467
2. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) 11,408-2,619-755
3. LPPF: Mike Drake (HWL) 10,051-1,013-264
4. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) 9,654-324-75
5. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 8,221-503-129
6. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL) 7,809-667-190
7. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 7,710-723-175
8. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) 7,116-1,380-450
9. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) 6,359-802-146
10. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 5,765-913-269
11. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) 5,624-912-153
12. VIRUS: Death Warrant (GWL) 5,610-458-101
13. LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) 5,587-1,369-274
14. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) 5,567-903-151
15. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) 5,535-869-162
16. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) 5,520-932-147
17. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) 5,514-885-154
18. BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 5,289-562-185
19. "Mr. Everything" Kirk Lockran (AWL) 5,002-1,160-236
20. Dan the Man (HSL) 4,963-900-157
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Iron Man, Main Event, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite
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