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WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: The Fool (LSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
"All of EDGE congratulates our brother Erik Davis for getting his third World title in less than a year. And here's a quote for all the naysayers:"
"The whole is greater than the sum of its parts."
-- Aristotle
"We have impact in every major league, including the BRL and LWL constantly. We play amongst the best competition and win repeatedly. We are not some loose compilation of talent held together by duct tape, a loss of identity, and a pipe dream. We are the longest continuously-running successful crew that this game has ever seen for reasons that others simply do not understand and cannot possibly imitate. We are EDGE."
U.S. Champion
LPPF: Playboy Pat Burrell (AAL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches
King of the Ring
Jester (FLL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi; a plaque or 25 free matches; 275 KotR total; edged LPPF: Michael Maddness (EEL); hold positions were 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13; battle royal hold positions were 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 14, 15
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
EDGE: Brad Pittfighter (LOL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 501; edged EDGE: Corby Tender (AAL)
Asiatic Champion
EDGE: Kuroi Miboujin (NBL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 501
Hardcore Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: The Fool (LSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Entropy (XWL), LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL)
Metropolitan Champion
Kuroi Miboujin
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
MWC: Commissioner's Bodyguard (QPL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; 499; edged JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML), LPPF: Slapped Fate (NGL)
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: The Fool (LSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; edged EDGE: Kuroi Miboujin (NBL)
Gold Federation Champion
EDGE: Scavenger Mongoose (GWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; edged MWC: Pit Boss (FSL)
Diamond Federation Champion
EDGE: Brad Pittfighter (LOL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; manager retained title; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Entropy (XWL)
Bronze Federation Champion
LPPF: Brown Ninja (EHL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 500; edged BMF: Staff Infection (AOL); manager's 72nd career Federation title
Jade Federation Champion
LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501; edged EDGE: Corby Tender (AAL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
IMT: The Faz & the Furious: Tokyo Flood (RCL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Northern region; manager retained regional title
Atlantic Champion
VIRUS: M.J. "The Fabulous One" (DXL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 501
Central Champion
ARMY/IMT: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501
Dixie Champion
IMT: The Flame Warrior (MML)
Anthony Fazio; 500; edged EDGE: IWA Veteran Mike Cook (ABL)
Eastern Champion
EDGE: Northern Champ Mike Cook (ABL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 501
Mountain Champion
EDGE: Bottle Popper (SWL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; manager retained title; 499
Pacific Champion
ARMY/IMT: "Master Manipulator" Calypso Toombs (CZL)
Donald Henry; 499; edged Robby Grimm (OSL)
Prairie Champion
IMT: Pope Alexander VI (ABL)
Anthony Fazio; 499; edged ARMY/IMT: "Pimp Daddy" Hootie Jones (CZL)
Southern Champion
KDSN/X.ORG: World's Most Beautiful Woman Kim K. (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500; edged IMT: Gaius Octavius Augustus (ABL)
Western Champion
IMT: Remus (ABL)
Anthony Fazio; manager retained title; 500
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
LPPF: Xtreme Xplosion Amy Christine Dumas (LLL)
Keith A. Maple; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
LPPF: "Queen of the Octagon" Ronda Rousey (FFL)
Keith A. Maple; 266 QotR total; edged KDSN: Dash Employee Carrie (VVL)
Ladies' National Champion
VIRUS/KDSN: North's Nanny #1 (LLL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
LPPF: Brain Busters Bride & Brawler (VVL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
LPPF: Guzinga & Brain Buster Butcher (VVL)
Michael Drake; edged previous champions IMT: Arya Stark & Daenerys Targaryen (FFL)
World Six-woman Champions
IMT: Ashara Dayne, Arianne Martell, Lyanna Stark (FFL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; manager retained titles
U.S. Six-woman Champions
KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian, Momager Kris Jenner, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick; edged previous champions IMT: Sansa Stark, Elia Martell, Margaery Tyrell (FFL)
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
BLOOD: Alex & Axel von Snapp (CWL)
Matt Riley of Massachusetts; ranked #3 last time; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
MWC: "The Stunning One" Steven M. Shotliff & "Sultan of Ice" Herb Brooks (FSL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; missed U.S. titles by point flow last time
EDGE: Rocky Dennis Picture Show & Trunkin' John Merrick (NDL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina
EDGE/JERKSS: Doom Bringer & Doom Trigger (ECL)
Erik Davis of Washington
Top Contenders
5. LPPF: "Backwood Hillbillies" Cousins Clyde & Cletus (NBL)
6. BLOOD: Paul "The Butcher" & "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MWL)
7. VIRUS: Ponderosa & Sweden House (TDL)
8. EDGE: Jimcy & Grocery Man (HWL)
last of the teams with 516
9. ARMY/IMT: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce & "Silencer" Eddie Camden (CZL)
10. ARMY/IMT: "Lone Drifter" Jackson Kutler & "Voice of Dissent" Tyrone Duncan (AAL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
LPPF/BGD: Half Man & Half Amazing (NBL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 516; $20,000
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
VIRUS: Swine Flu, Spanish Flu, Shingles (TCL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager held titles 15 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
VIRUS: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz, M.J. "The Fabulous One," F.B.III from Proctology (DXL)
Mitchell Johnson & Frank Jay Belcher III (F.B.III), both of Michigan
EDGE: Masked Invaders 1, 2, 3 (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; manager held titles 5 cycles in a row
IMT/ARMY: Mr. Meme, Human Bedpan, The Illustrious Fifteenth Hold (PRL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row
IMT/ARMY: Hershel Greene, Omura?, The Guy who played Katsumoto (QPL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa
KDSN/X.ORG: Prudish Father Bruce Jenner, Kardashian Pal O.J. Simpson, Investigator Jake Schmidt (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York
Top Contenders
7. EDGE: "Make 'em Say" Uncle Joey Gladstone, Uncle Jessie "Have No Mercy" Katsopolis, Most Improved Lizard (PKL)
last of the teams with 521
8. IMT: The First Sword of Braavos, Syrio Forel, Jhaqen H'ghar (NFL)
previous champions
EDGE: Scavengers Weasel, Worm, Hyena (GWL)
MWC: "Flamboyant" Johnny Stewart, "Sexy" Lenny Nightmare, Blackjack Sullivan (FSL)
VIRUS: Oprah, Osama, Obama (TDL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
KDSN: Kourtney's Mole, Khloe's Freckle, "Karate" Kimberly Kardashian (FSL)
Matt Yunick; 521; $20,000; edged IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Men #7, #9, #10.5 (DXL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. NWL (1,119 matches) 447.789
2. BRL (913 matches) 489.864
3. LWL (859 matches) 491.885
4. IWL (746 matches) 485.226
5. GRL (528 matches) 488.991
6. NBL (511 matches) 492.491
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
7. ECL (471 matches) 490.667
8. CWL (445 matches) 482.390
9. WEL (361 matches) 491.478
10. FSL (334 matches) 483.506
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $34,495,400
2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $24,204,900
3. LPPF: Mike Drake (HWL) $23,932,100
4. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL) $22,747,300
5. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $21,306,679
6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $20,381,900
7. Arsenal (XWL) $16,643,900
8. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $16,232,800
9. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $16,007,100
10. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $15,633,638
11. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $15,590,000
12. LPPF: King Krusher (TDL) $13,744,800
13. LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $13,597,000
14. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $13,579,500
15. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $11,836,300
16. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (NGL) $11,508,600
17. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) $11,305,100
18. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) $11,070,100
19. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) $11,024,300
20. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) $11,021,600
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite
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