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2015 SPECIALTY CHAMPIONSHIPS
The 20 champions below each received $100,000 in imaginary money! Second place finishers were awarded $25,000, and third place earned wrestlers $10,000 apiece (these prizes were split in the case of ties). Thanks to everyone who participated this year. We hope to see you all again next time!
Biker Chain
Canadian Mauler (CWL)
Edward Preston of Canada
CHAOS: Vitamin Z (XPL)
Zach Harper of Oregon
Bulldog Brannigan (ECL)
Colin Morton of New York
Buried Alive
The Arabian Dream Ali Atari (LWL)
Matt Riley of Massachusetts
IWA's Most Hated Kim Kardashian (LWL)
Matt Yunick of New York
"Innovator of Arrogance" Anthony Ibrahim (BRL)
Anthony Ibrahim of Kansas
Casket
Honey Broadway (LWL)
Jason Clark of Minnesota
Dragonmaster (CWL)
Dwayne Dolly II of New Jersey
Æ/LPPF: King Krusher (TDL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi
Circle of Fear
2XW: The Red Riot (BBL)
Jason Wagner of Pennsylvania
Mike Mason (NWL)
Michael Swanson, Jr. of Florida
NGAA: Aesculapius (NGL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas
First Blood
ALL STARS: L.C. Green Wood (NWL)
Frank Bucklew of Pennsylvania
Bulldog Brannigan
SHS: Agent 26 (ASL)
Michael Patuleia of Massachusetts
Hair vs. Hair
Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL)
Jimmy Dabbs of North Carolina
Good Old Jonathan Ryan (CWL)
Edward Preston
IWA's Most Hated Kim Kardashian
Hangman's Horror
Scotty Flash (IWL)
David Lewis of New York
MMM: Momentum Man (BBL)
Joe Lande of Minnesota
Christian Knighton (NWL)
Louis Ruggiero of Massachusetts
Hardcore
Cleatus McHicks (LWL)
Dwayne Dolly II
Christian Knighton
Arsenal (XWL)
Kenneth Plasse of Alabama
Hell in a Cell
KDSN: "King" Kanye West (NDL)
Matt Yunick
Great White Dragon (CWL)
Dwayne Dolly II
WF: The Teamster (NWL)
Robert J. Ratliff of Virginia
I Quit
Arsenal
Furious Dragon (CWL)
Dwayne Dolly II
The Red Riot
Inferno
MMM: Stamina Man (BBL)
Joe Lande
KDSN: Kim' Soulmate Kanye West (ECL)
Matt Yunick
Dragonmaster
Iron Man
2XW: The Jester (BBL)
Joseph Kemper (CWL)
Jason Wagner
MC: Merlin (AOL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi
Dr. Richard Bloomfield (GWL)
Mark Hlavin of Ohio
Last Man Standing
SHS: Punk Rock Mike (ASL)
Michael Patuleia
Keith "The Devil" Voss (LWL)
Keith D. Voss of Austria
ALL STARS: Mean Joe Green (NWL)
Frank Bucklew
Lumberjack
Flapjack the Rodeo Clown (ECL)
Colin Morton
Kaptain Kryptonite
Punk Rock Mike
Martial Arts
Arsenal
Furious Dragon
Alex Fatu (CWL)
Jason Wagner
Parking Lot Brawl
Honey Broadway
Dragonmaster
Hazard (CWL)
David Lewis
Scaffold
Christian Knighton
2XW: Kurt Krush (BBL)
Vic Fatu (CWL)
Jason Wagner
Achilles Leos (IWL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr.
Singapore Cane
Furious Dragon
Honey Broadway
KDSN: Kim's Trainer Gunnar Peterson (TCL)
Matt Yunick
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Flapjack the Rodeo Clown
NGAA: Mara O'Connor (MDL)
S. Daniel Stunes
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Chabon (EHL)
Matt Yunick
Texas Bullrope
Agent 26
MMM: Dexterity Man (BBL)
Joe Lande
Æ/LPPF: Doc Whiskey (TDL)
Michael Eaves
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
W.P. Mills of Wisconsin
SA: Victor Von Vicious (LOL) 1,108-192-33, $3,760,700 *54
SA: Vincent Von Vicious (LOL) 1,087-194-44, $3,736,700 *48
Facing huge fines and likely suspensions due to their brutal actions in the Lights Out League, the Von Vicious brothers have decided to retire into the Hall of Fame. Together, the brothers formed two thirds of an IWA World Six-man championship trio. Individually, Victor was a Diamond Federation champ, a Northern IWA-wide regional champ, and King of the Ring. Vincent was the IWA American champion for two consecutive cycles. It should be noted that some say these accomplishments should be marked with asterisks, since the identical twins had a habit of switching places when referees were distracted. The brothers plan to become "collection executives" for an unnamed short-term loan operation.
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: The Bad Man (CSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
U.S. Champion
FMR/ARMY: Nailz (PKL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Rabies (SHL)
King of the Ring
ARMY/FMR: "Extreme One" Vic Carver (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; edged ARMY: Ethan Quinn (RCL), KDSN: Socialite Kourtney Kardashian (ECL); hold positions were 1, 4, 5, 8, 9, 12, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 15
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
Rude Doodie (BRL)
Robert Harrington of Massachusetts; 499; edged CHAOS: Kurt Angle (XPL)
Asiatic Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: The Bad Man (CSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501
Hardcore Champion
ARMY/FMR: "Homicidal" Jose Medina (CZL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; manager retained title; 501
Metropolitan Champion
Rude Doodie
Rowdy Resteghini (IWL)
20 free matches
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: The Bad Man (CSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; edged EDGE: El Hijo del Santo (EEL)
Steel Federation Champion
Classic: Deacon Cervantes (ESL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 500; edged BLOOD: The Demonic Gourdman (MWL)
Gold Federation Champion
EDGE: Carlton Cornelius Waldorf (CWL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 500; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Hepatitis (TDL)
Diamond Federation Champion
EDGE: John Wayne Gretzky (NSL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 499
Bronze Federation Champion
Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL)
W.P. Mills of Wisconsin; 500
Jade Federation Champion
ARMY/FMR: "Homicidal" Jose Medina (CZL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
KDSN: Kardashian Dog Rocky (EHL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Northern region; edged School Boy Clifford (SVL)
Atlantic Champion
Æ/LPPF: Doc Whiskey (TDL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 500; edged EDGE/420: Roach Dankstein (FLL), EDGE: Owen Scott (GWL)
Central Champion
EDGE: Fleetwood Statler IV (CWL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 500
Dixie Champion
Classic: William Ramsey (ESL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 500
Eastern Champion
ISO: Impenetrable King (NBL)
Melvin DeJesus of New York; 499; edged DONE: "American Gangster" David Mims (XPL), VIRUS: Old Dirty M.J. (AWL)
Mountain Champion
FMR/ARMY: 9th Gate of the Kingdom of Shadows (TCL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501
Pacific Champion
ISO: Irresistible Kandy (NBL)
Melvin DeJesus; 499; edged DA: Justice Pain (HWL)
Prairie Champion
FMR/ARMY: Hades (TCL)
Anthony Fazio; 500; edged EDGE: Standard Individual (NDL)
Southern Champion
BLOOD: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MWL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 500; edged FMR/ARMY: Sensational Scott Anderson (AOL)
Western Champion
BLOOD: Paul "The Butcher" Duchaine (MWL)
Mark Duchaine; 500; edged EDGE: Disciple of Terror 7 (AEL)
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
Æ/LPPF: Xtreme Xplosion Amy Christine Dumas (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
KDSN: Kim's Assistant Stephanie (VVL)
Matt Yunick of New York; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
Æ/LPPF: "Queen of the Octagon" Ronda Rousey (FFL)
Keith A. Maple; 270 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
KDSN: World's Greatest Sister Kourtney K. (MDL)
Matt Yunick; 500
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
KDSN: Kim's Hero Jennifer Lopez & World's Most Hated Woman Kimberly K. (MDL)
Matt Yunick; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
KDSN: Pregnant Kim Kardashian & Sexy Mother Kris Jenner (MDL)
Matt Yunick
World Six-woman Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: Glad, Mad, Happy Girls (VVL)
Erik Davis of Washington
U.S. Six-woman Champions
KDSN: Momager Kris Jenner, Dash Employee Carrie, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick; retained titles
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Craig Schinkel & Josh Goodnaturedly (HWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; ranked #4 last time; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: The 4th Disciple & Skillz (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey
Classic: William Ramsey & Jack Gallo (ESL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia
FMR: Wing Warehouse & Everyone Hates Mondays (FSL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio
KDSN/X.ORG: Liberal Mother Kris Jenner & World's Greatest Mother Kourtney K. (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York
Top Contenders
6. Æ/LPPF: Jury & Johnny Rogue (BRL)
previous champions
7. MWC: Smasher & Basher (IGL)
8. Æ/LPPF: Arrogance Rising & Lawrence (GRL)
9. EDGE: Keith & Bruce Scott (GWL)
10. EDGE: Chicken Malunggay & Lumpia Shanghai (FLL)
Æ/LPPF: Often Imitated & Lyle (QPL)
FMR/ARMY: Julius Caesar & Gaius Octavius Augustus (CSL)
13. FMR/ARMY: Naked Grandma & Grandpa (AOL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Ditch & Dumpster Pigs (HWL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; share of $20,000
EDGE/JERKSS: EDIDDY & Box Cutter Bryan (ASL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516; edged ISO: Impatient Koroner & Æ/LPPF: Uncle Jethro's "Baby Girl" (NBL), Æ/LPPF: Products of Arrogance #1 & #2 (BRL), FMR/ARMY: Alexander & Cyrus the Great (CSL), MWC: "The Stunning One" Steven M. Shotliff & "Sultan of Ice" Herb Brooks (FSL), MWC: Commissioner Lenny Finkle & Commissioner's Bodyguard (QPL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE/BBQ: Oklahoma Joe, Jack Stack, Arthur Bryant (NGL)
EDGE/SPL: Dominator Duke Power, Chong Li, DJ Dillon Macmillan (EEL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager held titles 5 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
KDSN: Beautiful Kourtney Kardashian, Kim's Grandma Cici, Kourtney's Son Mason (LOL)
KDSN: Khloe's Boyfriend French Montana, Kim's Husband Kanye West, Kourtney's Future Boyfriend Matt Y. (TCL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row
VIRUS: Influenza, HIV, AIDS (IGL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 10 cycles in a row
FMR/ARMY: Pope Alexander VI, "The Papal Bull" Cesare Borgia, "The Condottiero" Micheletto Corella (CSL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; manager retained titles
EDGE: Satchel Kegstander, R. Budd Diesel, Flip Cup Cooper (HWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; manager retained titles
EDGE: Mischievous Smitty, Stevey Beefaroni, Tommy Unpleasante (AEL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada
Æ/LPPF: Mind, Body, Mike Eaves (QPL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio & Michael Eaves of Mississippi (Eaves)
Æ/TSD/LPPF: "Fatale" Dawn, "The Black Widow" Denise Destiny, Lady New Blood (NBL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Crippler Clemente Unite, Magnificent Maximo Abuyuan, Incredible Israel Garcia (NGL)
Garett Guzman; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $20,000
EDGE: Bill Tetley, Turk February, Lukk 3 Ch4rms (HWL)
Jake Duvall & Sully Sullivan (Ch4rms); Sullivan retained titles
MWC: "The Hot Shot" Tommy Hott, The Scramblin' Hillbilly, Jimmy "The Body" Janos (QPL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota
KDSN: Kim's Baby Bump, Producers Jeff Jenkins, Eliot Goldberg (LOL)
Matt Yunick; 521; edged Æ/LPPF: (Mexican Standoff) - Carlos, Miguel, Pedro (MML), Æ/LPPF: James, Jason Rogue, Executioner (BRL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only
1. LWL (690 matches) 491.720
2. IWL (666 matches) 488.390
3. BRL (548 matches) 491.738
4. NBL (479 matches) 492.436
5. MML (383 matches) 490.458
6. GRL (372 matches) 490.500
7. CWL (370 matches) 488.515
8. NSL (347 matches) 493.769
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
9. BBL (340 matches) 472.647
10. HWL (315 matches) 491.529
TOP 20 STARS -- active wrestlers only
1. BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 134
2. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 115
3. BLOOD: Sinister Steve Stryker (BRL) 112
4. Æ/LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (NAL) 101
5. Æ/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) 99
6. Æ/LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) 97
7. BLOOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL) 93
8. BLOOD: Lord of Illusions (BRL) 91
9. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 90
10. Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL) 89
11. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) 88
12. Executioner (LBL) 86
13. Æ/LPPF: Alpha Male (BRL) 85
14. BLOOD: Mark the Master Duchaine (GRL) 82
15. SA: Mister Chad Champion (IGL)
EDGE: Mike White Lightning Moore (BRL) 81
17. EDGE: Black Knight (IML)
EDGE: Warchild (EHL)
BLOOD: Buda von Blitzen (XPL) 80
20. EDGE: Luscious Larry Lawrence (ASL) 79
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Smoky Mountain, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite
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