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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Nicholas Hill of Georgia
Classic: Mitch Conner (MML) 1,010-438-97, $2,366,700 *30
W.P. Mills of Wisconsin
SA: Percy Ruffington (TCL) 1,039-344-74, $3,247,300 *16
SA: Reginald Sterlingsworth (TCL) 1,027-306-61, $3,152,300 *25
Overjoyed that they have spent their last "Rebellion Day" (Fourth of July) here in "the colonies," Lords Ruffington and Sterlingsworth are off "across the pond." After brief relaxation in their ancestral homes of Dankmere and Bleakshire, they intend to open an academy to "teach true grappling, not this colonial brawling nonsense." Ruffington took with him the TCL Heavyweight Championship belt, saying there was no one worthy of it remaining in the league.
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
ARMY/FMR: Tragedy (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
U.S. Champion
KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian (TCL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches
King of the Ring
EDGE: The Second (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; a plaque or 25 free matches; 275 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 15
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
FMR/ARMY: Chainz (ASL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501; edged FMR/ARMY: Emperor of Hardcore Anthony Fazio (AEL)
Asiatic Champion
KDSN: "Overweight" Rob Kardashian (TCL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500; edged EDGE: B.Lo (JDL)
Hardcore Champion
ARMY/FMR: Tragedy (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501
Metropolitan Champion
EDGE: Clark Pierpont (CWL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 500; 15 free matches
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
Æ/LPPF: Eaves (EEL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499
Steel Federation Champion
Æ/LPPF: Kassius Ohno (FLL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Jack "The Cutthroat" Ripper (KKL)
Gold Federation Champion
FMR/ARMY: Chainz (ASL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501
Diamond Federation Champion
ARMY/FMR: Tragedy (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; edged EDGE: Masked Warrior 9 (NFL), Eskimo Ckizz (RCL), EDGE: Tagalog (FJL)
Bronze Federation Champion
FMR/ARMY: Emperor of Hardcore Anthony Fazio (AEL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501
Jade Federation Champion
EDGE: B.Lo (JDL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 500
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
Æ/TSD/LPPF: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny (NBL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 500; a plaque or 25 free matches; Eastern region
Atlantic Champion
Scotty Flash (IWL)
David Lewis of New York; 500; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Shocker (ECL), Jack "the Ripper" Von Frankenstein (NWL)
Central Champion
EDGE: Rampage Rush Limbaugh (IGL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 499; edged EDGE: Wolfgang Smashmouth (FJL), ARMY/FMR: "Master Manipulator" Calypso Toombs (CZL), DOD: The Canadian Crusher (NWL)
Dixie Champion
EDGE: Showtime Sean Hannity (IGL)
Garett Guzman; 500
Mountain Champion
EDGE: Masked Warrior 6 (NFL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 500
Northern Champion
FMR/ARMY: Dimachaerus (AWL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; edged ARMY/FMR: "Hardcore Icon" Jason Webb (CZL), EDGE/JERKSS: Washington's Third Best (TCL), BLOOD: Arson (GRL)
Pacific Champion
Æ/TSD/LPPF: Silver Bullet (NBL)
Michael Giuliano; 499; edged EDGE: Herb Skunkweed (CZL), El Barbaro (NWL), VIRUS/LPPF: Syphilis (NAL), EDGE: The Yellow Knight (PRL)
Prairie Champion
The Mauler (RCL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 500; edged The Lethal Weapon (IML)
Southern Champion
VIRUS/LPPF: Scrub-A-Dub-Dub (NAL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 499; edged FMR: 17 is the New 22 (CSL)
Western Champion
FMR/ARMY: C.O.G. Principle Faith (XWL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 499
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: Pop Girl (FFL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: Little Lady's Friend (FFL)
Erik Davis; 500; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
Pop Girl
268 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
WC: The Mutant Harlequin (MDL)
Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts; 499
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
Æ/LPPF: Mike Johnson & Latino Lover Boy (MDL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; retained titles; 516; edged Æ/LPPF: Mistresses of the Underworld #1 & #2 (FFL)
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
Æ/LPPF: Brain Busters Brawler & Brute (MDL)
Michael Drake; manager retained titles; 516
World Six-woman Champions
KDSN: Kanye's Mother Donda, Fashion Diva Nori West, 10% Kris Jenner (VVL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row
U.S. Six-woman Champions
KDSN: Momager Kris Jenner, Dash Employee Carrie, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Felcyn & Mr. Belcher (AWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
Æ/LPPF: Jury & Johnny Rogue (BRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio & Michael Eaves of Mississippi
EDGE: Lenny Bruce Willis & James Dean Cain (FSL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada
Top Contenders
4. EDGE: Craig Schinkel & Josh Goodnaturedly (HWL)
HIGHER FLYERS: Graig Gagne & "Jumpin'" Jim Brazil (QPL)
6. FMR: Hired Mercenaries #12 & #14 (MML)
7. KDSN: Kim's Former Bodyguard Shengo Deane & Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian (TCL)
8. Æ/LPPF: Mr. CLL Xtreme & The GRL Jabroni (CLL)
previous champions
Æ/LPPF: Nate Hatred & Mike Vicious (FLL)
10. FMR/ARMY: Bodie Broadus & Krakatoa (CZL)
11. KDSN/X-NATION: Kim's BFF Brittny Gastineau & Kim's Friend Ciara (NBL)
ranked #10 last time
12. EDGE: Horsemen 1 & 2 (JDL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
VIRUS/LPPF: STD & Smallpox (HWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; share of $20,000
EDGE: Guavamaniac & Chocodog (AAL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 516; edged Æ/LPPF: Often Imitated & Lyle (QPL), Æ/LPPF: Revolution Warriors Supreme & Scorpion (FLL), Æ/LPPF: Conjoined Twins - Ned & Ted (NAL), EDGE: Fighters 1 & 2 (MML), ARMY/FMR: "Ladies' Man" Toad & "Dime Piece" Midori Porter (JDL), EDGE: Thurgood Marshall Mathers & Martin Luther Vandross (FSL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: The Bone Knight, The Red Knight, The Blue Knight (MEL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; Bone Knight retained title; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
VIRUS/LPPF: The Wild Bushman, The Big Nasty, Creeper (HWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 9 cycles in a row
EDGE: Chicken Malunggay, Arroz Caldo, Lumpia Shanghai (FLL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row
KDSN: The Original Rob Kardashian, Producers Farnaz Farjam, Ryan Seacrest (ECL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager retained titles
FMR: 17 is the New 22, Comedy and Podcast Hero, Sandusky Tickle Monster (CSL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio; manager retained titles
FMR/ARMY: C.O.G. Principles Faith, Order, Loyalty (XWL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown
FMR/ARMY: Borug Shagrol, Sharn Gro'Muzgob, Agronak Bologra (QPL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa
EDGE: Bartholomew the High Class Sea Bass, Axolotl Maxolotl, Tadpole Made of Lightning (AWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina
Top Contenders
9. Nappa, Super Kami Guru, Nail (AOL)
Mad Mick, Wild Jack, Stephen "The Magic Man" Muldoon (AEL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Hydrocephaloid, Juvenile Offender, Dirty Mack (IIL)
Garett Guzman; manager retained titles; share of $20,000
EDGE: Josh "Dinger" Donaldson, The Gaze of 1000 Housewives, Giffy the JPEG Image (KKL)
EDGE: Leon J. Piledriver, Ronny Q. Suplex, Pete the Mat Technician (HWL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada
FMR/ARMY: C.O.G. Principles Humanity, Purity, Honor (XWL)
Anthony Fazio
VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Johnson, Mr. Warwick, VIRUS: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson (AWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III & Mitchell Johnson (Franchise), both of Michigan; 521
TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only
1. IWL (901 matches) 488.342
2. NBL (859 matches) 489.861
3. LWL (791 matches) 491.217
4. MML (692 matches) 490.900
5. CWL (612 matches) 486.972
6. BBL (542 matches) 474.294
7. GRL (519 matches) 491.382
8. BRL (507 matches) 492.160
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
9. AWL (436 matches) 491.740
10. ASL (430 matches) 487.943
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $33,884,600
2. Æ/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $23,613,000
3. Æ/LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (NAL) $22,462,400
4. Æ/LPPF: Mike Drake (HWL) $21,112,600
5. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $20,542,179
6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $20,175,700
7. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $16,216,800
8. Arsenal (XWL) $15,603,300
9. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $15,589,700
10. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $15,441,338
11. Æ/LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $15,259,200
12. Æ/LPPF: King Krusher (TDL) $13,634,100
13. Æ/LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $13,420,600
14. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $13,297,400
15. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $11,495,600
16. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (NGL) $11,337,500
17. Æ/LPPF: Alpha Male (BRL) $10,925,000
18. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) $10,844,000
19. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) $10,636,300
20. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $10,629,400
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, International Global, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite
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