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STABLECADE 2015
This year, the Kardashian stable came out on top! We took the five best strategy totals from each group that signed up, and KDSN had the highest average. A prize of $100,000 in imaginary earnings went to each member of the extended family, listed below.
- Matt Yunick of New York
AAL: Kim's Husband Kanye West, Kimye's Baby Nori West, Sensitive Khloe Kardashian, Talented Kimmy Kardashian
ECL: Kim's Lovely Manager Kris Jenner, Socialite Khloe Kardashian, Socialite Kourtney Kardashian, World's Greatest Father Bruce Jenner
EEL: Fashion Diva Nori West, Fashion Guru Kanye West, Kendall's Servant Angel, Producer Eliot Goldberg, Producer Jeff Jenkins, World's Greatest Sister Kimberly K.
HWL: The Little Brat North West, World's Greatest Father Robert K.
JDL: Kim's First Boyfriend T.J. Jackson, Motivational Speaker Bruce Jenner, QuickTrim Spokeswoman Kim Kardashian, The Mature Sister Kourtney Kardashian
LOL: Armenian Princess Kim Kardashian, Khloe's Boss Michael Yo, Khloe's Friend Terrence, Kim's Friend Beyonce
MDL: Dash Employee Carrie, Kenya West, Sexy Mother Kris Jenner, World's Greatest Sister Kourtney K.
NBL: Jealous Sister Khloe K., Kim's Former Boyfriend Nick Cannon, Liberal Mother Kris Jenner, Prudish Father Bruce Jenner
NDL: "Karate" Kimberly Kardashian, Lousy Cheerleader Kris Jenner, "Princess" North West, "Queen" Kim Kardashian
TCL: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian, Kardashian Security Guard, Khloe's Former Husband Lamar Odom, Kim's Baby North West, "Overweight" Rob Kardashian, Party Goer Kourtney Kardashian, The Game's Nemesis Bruce Jenner, World's Greatest Mother Kris Jenner
VVL: 10% Kris Jenner, Kanye's Mother Donda West, Nutritionist Kathy Kaehler, Substance Free Kimmy Kardashian
The stables below are ranked by the average strategy total of the five best members in each:
| 498.2 |
KDSN |
| 497.4 |
FMR |
| 497 |
independent wrestlers |
| 494 |
Æ |
| 493.6 |
HOH |
| 490.8 |
CC |
| 490.6 |
LWL |
| 490.4 |
AWF |
| 490 |
YRN |
| 486.4 |
GCW |
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Chris Banahan of Massachusetts
Brady Raines (MWL) 1,270-271-47, $2,245,200 *16
Nicholas Hill of Georgia
Classic: James Pittman (MML) 1,000-403-124, $1,721,300 *35
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
Æ: Revolution Wrestler Sonya (SWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
U.S. Champion
Æ: Mike Vicious (SWL)
Michael Drake; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches
King of the Ring
Mike Vicious
a plaque or 25 free matches; 275 KotR total; edged MWC: Pit Boss (FSL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 1, 3, 4, 5, 10, 11, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, 14
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
Æ: Revolution Wrestler Sonya (SWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501
Asiatic Champion
FMR: Cosimo de'Medici (CSL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 500; edged Æ: The Dangerous Dwarf (TCL)
Hardcore Champion
Æ/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 500
Metropolitan Champion
Creed Michaels (IWL)
missed title by point flow last time
Doug Gavelon (CWL)
Travis Larrabee of Pennsylvania; 501
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
Bloodstone (IML)
Dominick Valenti of New York; 501
Steel Federation Champion
APO: G-Child (AWL)
Giovanni Rentas of Florida; 500
Gold Federation Champion
Creed Michaels (IWL)
Doug Gavelon (CWL)
Travis Larrabee of Pennsylvania; 501
Diamond Federation Champion
BLOOD: Johnny "The Hefty Smallhead" Forlanini (NFL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; manager retained title; 499
Bronze Federation Champion
Æ: Revolution Wrestler Sonya (SWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501; edged Æ: Cronus (HSL), EDGE: The Ultimate Fighter Rick Magnum (AOL)
Jade Federation Champion
EDGE: Stryker Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberg (WEL)
Chris Capps of South Carolina; edged KDSN: Kourtney's Mole (JDL), FMR/ARMY: Pillpopper (AAL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
BLOOD: "ChromeSkull" Jesse Cromeans (HSL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Northern region
Atlantic Champion
EDGE: Iron Lung (HSL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 501
Central Champion
EDGE: "Thug Life" SJ Perfect (FLL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; 501
Dixie Champion
Æ: CM Punk (SWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501
Eastern Champion
HOH: Jason Hixenbaugh, Jr. (MML)
Jason Hixenbaugh of Georgia; 501
Mountain Champion
The Vulcan (IML)
Dominick Valenti of New York; 501
Pacific Champion
Æ/TSD: "The Bean Town Thriller" Albert DeSalvo (NBL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 500
Prairie Champion
EDGE: The Iconic SJ Perfect (FLL)
Shareef Johnson; 500
Southern Champion
EDGE: The Illustrious Ishtar (IML)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 499; edged Æ/TSD: "The Mad Dog" David Berkowitz (NBL)
Western Champion
EDGE: Disciple of Terror 11 (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
EDGE: The Hulkster Heather Hogan (MDL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; 500; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
EDGE: Doomtrigger Delorian Powers (VVL)
Shareef Johnson; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
EDGE: Superfly Jenny Snuka (MDL)
Shareef Johnson; 270 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
EDGE: Macho Woman Ryan Savage (MDL)
Shareef Johnson; edged Æ/JERKSS: Scary Lady (LLL), KDSN: Kim's Lawyer Laura Wasser (VVL), KDSN: World's Greatest Sister Kourtney K. (MDL)
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
Æ/LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards & Knockout Specialist Rebecca Streets (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
Æ/JERKSS: It_Girls 2 & 4 (MDL)
Erik Davis of Washington; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; 516
World Six-woman Champions
Æ/JERKSS: Sad, Mad, Happy Girls (VVL)
Erik Davis; edged KDSN: Kimye's Baby North West, North's Nannies #1, #2 (MDL), NYB: "The Little One" Lenore Dudick, BLOOD: Debbie "Dumpster" Pitsicalis, "The Angel of Mercy" Melissa Trueblood (LLL)
U.S. Six-woman Champions
FMR: Shield Maidens of Isengard, Mordor, Moria (MDL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Dirty & John Blaze (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: The Blue Knight & The Bone Knight (LSL)
Mike Dorsett of New York
EDGE: "The Alliterating" Adam Aranovski & Chud the Lithe Rhinocerus (WEL)
Silky Sulky Sully Sullivan of Canada
FMR/ARMY: "El Sicario" Oscar Leyva & "El Chapo" Felix Beltran (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois
Æ: Superstar Billy Green & Inspectah Deck (SWL)
Sly Smith of West Virginia & Michael Drake of New Jersey
Top Contenders
6. Æ: Bob Onya & Bazinga (IIL)
Æ: Billy King & Nate Hatred (FLL)
Classic: "Doctor of Desire" Dominic Pierce & William Ramsey (ESL)
EDGE: Renegade Rocky Stone & Radical Rick Headstone (BRL)
VIRUS: Juggalo & Cactus Sac (GRL)
11. VIRUS: The Angry Beaver & The Mysterious Beaver (TDL)
12. EDGE: Hotshot R.L. Bream & Hotstuff O.P. Roberts (TTL)
13. MWC: Dudley Smiley & Blackjack Sullivan (FSL)
Æ: Finn Balor & National #2 (CLL)
EDGE: Mischievous Smitty & Tommy Unpleasante (AEL)
16. Milton Schnozzbuster & Pokey McSnail (AWL)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
Æ: Masked President Nixon & Countess Arrogance (SWL)
Sly Smith & Michael Drake; 516; $20,000; edged EDGE: The Green Knight & The Crimson Knight (LSL), Æ: Superstar Billy Green & Canadian Hardcore (FLL), EDGE: Mike White Lightning Moore & Deathblow (GRL), Hot $tuff Adam Ca$h & Fatty the Butcher (TTL), Æ: Ghostface Billah & Masked Pee Wee Herman (CLL), VIRUS: Ghouly & Drooly Ghouly (KKL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: The Man in Black, Death Incarnate, Death Magnet (WSL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
VIRUS: STD, The Wild Bushman, Mr. Rogers (HWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; retained titles
KDSN: The Original Rob Kardashian, Producers Farnaz Farjam, Ryan Seacrest (ECL)
Matt Yunick of New York
Æ: Sheik Yerbutti, CM Punk, Brody Lee (MEL)
Sly Smith of West Virginia (Yerbutti) & Michael Drake of New Jersey
Top Contenders
5. Shotgun James Carnage, Blackjack Robertson, Texas Jesse Tombstone (IWL)
6. BLOOD: Murder, Death, Kill (HSL)
7. EDGE: Swisher O'Doobie, "Perverted Justice" Jake Silva, "Second Place" Derik Davis (PAL)
8. FMR/ARMY: "Lone Drifter" Jackson Kutler, "Voice of Dissent" Tyrone Duncan, "Queen of Extreme" Keisha Watts (AAL)
last of the teams with 521
9. KDSN: Kanye's Wallet, Kim's Purse, Kardashian Dog Rocky (SWL)
KDSN/X-NATION: Prudish Father Bruce Jenner, Kardashian Pal O.J. Simpson, Investigator Jake Schmidt (NBL)
EDGE: Mischievous Smitty, Stevey Beefaroni, Tommy Unpleasante (AEL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: The Yellow Knight, The Ebony Knight, The Crimson Knight (PRL)
Mike Dorsett; share of $20,000
Æ: Homicide, Dirk Draven, Kill Slayer #3 (MEL)
Michael Drake & Sly Smith (Slayer); 521; edged BLOOD: "The Jackal" Ryan Kuhn, "The Hammer" George Markley, "The Juggernaut" Horace Mahoney (HSL), KDSN: Kim's Future Husband Matt Y., The Forgotten Kardashian, Yet Another Kardashian (ECL), VIRUS: Influenza, Spanish Flu, Shingles (IGL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only
1. MML (808 matches) 491.991
2. IWL (734 matches) 492.543
3. LWL (691 matches) 485.261
4. XWL (660 matches) 473.947
5. GRL (509 matches) 490.634
6. CWL (392 matches) 490.250
7. BRL (378 matches) 492.945
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
8. ECL (372 matches) 488.042
9. IGL (362 matches) 492.765
10. NSL (342 matches) 491.615
TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only
1. Arsenal (XWL) 11,380-1,203-326
2. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) 10,766-2,102-626
3. Æ: Mike Drake (HWL) 9,482-904-234
4. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) 9,250-283-70
5. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) 8,777-1,451-277
6. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 7,608-468-124
7. Æ/LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) 7,400-610-176
8. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 7,220-1,749-338
9. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 7,203-684-163
10. FMR: High Stakes Chris Edwards (IGL) 6,936-1,793-182
11. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) 6,575-1,108-411
12. Æ/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) 5,763-725-132
13. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 5,426-886-265
14. Æ/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) 5,386-1,253-258
15. Æ: Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (ECL) 5,294-1,236-223
16. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) 5,151-2,045-451
17. VIRUS: Death Warrant (CLL) 5,106-398-87
18. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) 5,081-2,003-429
19. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) 5,061-818-136
20. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) 5,023-780-134
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Caged Lion, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, International Global, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite
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