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IMAGIMANIA XXIX: FRIGHT NIGHT
The first place wrestlers listed below received $250,000 in imaginary earnings for surviving a nightmarish onslaught with the fewest injuries. Those in second were awarded $100,000 for their impressive performances. Third place was worth $50,000 in imaginary money, and $10,000 went to each fourth place finisher.
Hazard (CWL) used his 500-point strategy to pick up an additional $250,000 for himself and an engraved championship belt for his manager, David Lewis of New York!
Thanks to everyone who took part in this tournament of torture. We hope you enjoyed the excessive brutality!
Bladed Glove
Goober Dog (AWL)
Bryan Rhodes of Texas
APO: Lil JJ (AWL)
Giovanni Rentas of Florida
APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL)
Vicki Lynch of New Jersey
DDT/KDSN: The Mature Sister Kourtney Kardashian (HWL)
Matt Yunick of New York
Butcher Knife
IX: "Innovator of Arrogance" Anthony Ibrahim (PKL)
Tony Ibrahim of Kansas
FNB: Furious Dragon (NWL)
Dwayne Dolly II of New Jersey
Dan the Man (HSL)
Dan Hicks of Texas
Arsenal (TDL)
Kenneth Plasse of Alabama
Chainsaw
DC: Tim Thunder (APL)
R. Routh of Virginia
Gypsy Rose Lee
Crimson Grimm (IWL)
Luke Crawford of Maine
DDT/KDSN: Every Man's Nightmare Khloe Kardashian (HWL)
Matt Yunick
Cleaver
Gypsy Rose Lee
Lil JJ
Hazard
TG: Backcountry (IWL)
Samuel Cooke of Washington
Fire Axe
Toxic (CWL)
David Lewis
Dan the Man
Dr. Slam (NWL)
Chad Williams of North Carolina
Arsenal
Icepick
Lil JJ
APO: Daddy G. (AWL)
Giovanni Rentas
Anthony Ibrahim
MC: Merlin (AOL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi
Machete
Hazard
TG: "Pretty" Dan Prescott (IWL)
Samuel Cooke
Gypsy Rose Lee
Rustee Bennett (LLL)
Colin Morton of New York
Meat Hook
Lil JJ
Nature Boy Adam Lancaster (AWL)
Craig Cole of Florida
Classic: King Krusher (IWL)
Johnny Stryker
SAP: Omari "Mayhem" Peebles (ASL)
Chester Wright of Michigan
Plastic Bag
EDGE/JERKSS: Big Blue (PKL)
Erik Davis of Washington
EVOLUTION: Dr. Satan (XPL)
Jody Workman of Ohio
Furious Dragon
Daddy G.
Power Drill
Hazard
Lil JJ
EDGE: "Money-Driven" Mike Sebastian (MML)
Duane Sammons of Georgia
Dr. Satan
Scalpel
Toxic
W.C. Walker (ABL)
Cody Walker of Maryland
"Stunning" Jack Vermillion (IWL)
Samuel Cooke
Lil JJ
Sledgehammer
Daddy G.
Big Blue
Classic: "Honky Tonkin" Ray Blaine Ferris (ESL)
Johnny Stryker
Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL)
Ottis M. Trent of Kentucky
Straight Razor
Nature Boy Adam Lancaster
SAP: Omauri "Zorro" Boyes (ASL)
Chester Wright
Lil JJ
DC: Alexander Da Vinci (APL)
R. Routh
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
LPPF/FMR: Resurrection (NDL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
U.S. Champion
EDGE: Warchild (EHL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: Felony Stalker (IIL), Hazard, LPPF: Magnificent Matthew Siik (GRL); manager's 14th career U.S. title
King of the Ring
Hazard (CWL)
David Lewis of New York; 500; a plaque or 25 free matches; 272 KotR total; edged Classic: "Doctor of Wrestling" Dominic Pierce (ESL, 499), HOH: "Trillion Dollar Man" J. Hixenbaugh (PRL, 499), MEOW: Queen Scary (IML; lesser overall total), Dan the Man (HSL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 2, 3, 6, 8, 10, 11, 12, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 13, 14
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
OMEGA: Playboy Pat Burrell (AAL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; edged OMEGA: Marcus 'Titan' Johansson (TCL), FMR: Hired Gun #5 (ASL)
Asiatic Champion
LPPF/FMR: Resurrection (NDL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501
Hardcore Champion
The Natural Paul Powers (TDL)
Douglas Lee of New Jersey; 499
Metropolitan Champion
DDT/KDSN: Liberal Mother Kris Jenner (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499; 15 free matches
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
EDGE: Switchblade Cesar Dario (NGL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; edged JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML)
Steel Federation Champion
Classic: "Doctor of Wrestling" Dominic Pierce (ESL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 499; edged DDT/KDSN: Liberal Mother Kris Jenner (NBL), VIRUS: Celtic Warrior (FLL)
Gold Federation Champion
LPPF/FMR: Resurrection (NDL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501
Diamond Federation Champion
SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL)
Dennis Mooney of New Jersey; 500
Bronze Federation Champion
EDGE: Pangasinan (EHL)
Garett Guzman; 500
Jade Federation Champion
EDGE: Motorheadbanger Dehumanizer (PAL)
Mike Moore of North Carolina; edged OMEGA: Playboy Pat Burrell (AAL), OMEGA: Lyle (SHL), OMEGA: The Martyr (WEL), EDGE/JERKSS: The Winner (PKL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
FMR: Hired Killer #1 (BRL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Atlantic region; edged OMEGA: The Magnificent Magnum Colton (PRL); manager's 23rd career National title
Central Champion
FMR: Faz Van Dam (NDL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 500
Dixie Champion
DDT: Lumpkins (LOL)
Robbie "Blood" Pawelek of Chicago, Illinois; 499; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Number Three (BRL), HOH: "Trillion Dollar Man" J. Hixenbaugh (PRL)
Eastern Champion
FMR: Hired Killer #5 (BRL)
"The Game"; 501
Mountain Champion
Virgil (IWL)
"The Game"; 500
Northern Champion
FMR: Ramses II (FSL)
"The Game"; 499; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Dirt Bag Davis (NDL), Golden Idol #1 (BRL)
Pacific Champion
LPPF/FMR: Executioner (BRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501
Prairie Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: Number One (BRL)
Erik Davis of Washington; edged CHAOS: "The Project" Sam McMillan (XPL)
Southern Champion
Tony Garea (IWL)
"The Game"; 500
Western Champion
OMEGA: Challenger Monroe Punk (CLL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 499
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
EDGE: Stone Cold Steph Austin (VVL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
NGAA: Mara O'Connor (MDL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 267 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
OMEGA: Pretty Paris Hilton (VVL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: It_Girls 2 & 4 (MDL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Sergeant Samantha & Doomtrigger Delorian Powers (VVL)
Shareef Johnson
World Six-woman Champions
LPPF: The Beautiful Ones (LLL)
Keith A. Maple (Jamie Szantyr, Lauren Williams, Ashley Cabot)
U.S. Six-woman Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: Cleaning Lady, Garbage Lady, Snowbird Beth (LLL)
Erik Davis; missed titles by point flow last time
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Curly & Girly Hurley (NDL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager retained titles; $50,000 + 15 free matches
Top Contenders
2. EDGE/JERKSS: Box Cutter Bryan & Huey (ASL)
VIRUS: Rabies & Mumps (SHL)
4. EDGE/JERKSS: Number One & Number Three (BRL)
5. New Rock & Roll Express Jeremy Bose & Shaun Fender (IWL)
last of the teams with 516
6. Kaptain Kryptonite & DDT/KDSN: Kylie's Biggest Fan (NBL)
7. Classic: "Doctor of Wrestling" Dominic Pierce & William Ramsey (ESL)
8. EDGE/JERKSS: The Kinda Great Guz & Crazy Face (LSL)
9. EDGE/JERKSS: Wet Mop & Dry Mop (WEL)
ranked #3 last time
10. VIRUS: Scrub-A-Licious & Scrub-Vicious (NAL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: Dirt Bag Davis & The Irish Henchman (NDL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516; $20,000
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
LPPF: See, Hear, Speak No Evil (NAL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
MWC: Dudley Smiley, "Sexy" Lenny Nightmare, Tig O'Bitty (FSL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; manager retained titles
EDGE: Dead Soul, The Great Destroyer, The Good Soldier (FJL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager retained titles; 521
Top Contenders
4. BLOOD: Bonecrusher Bobby, Brutal Barry, Killer Kenny Stryker (PKL)
5. OMEGA: AK-47, MT-33, The Big Ticket (JDL)
VIRUS: Polio, Trichomoniasis, Encephalitis (SHL)
7. VIRUS: Hepatitis, Ebola, Rev. Johnson (TDL)
8. EDGE: Sweet James Jones, The Perfect Politician, Dominion Master (KKL)
9. OMEGA/MVP: Superbizmark the Third, Varrg the Viking, El Hijo del Padre (AEL)
10. TG: Sasha, Backcountry, "Pretty" Dan Prescott (IWL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Scarecrow, The Orphan, Strange Apparition (PAL)
Garett Guzman; manager retained titles; share of $20,000
LPPF: "Ink Masters" Oliver Peck, Chris Nunez, Dave Navarro (PKL)
Keith A. Maple; edged OMEGA: Joe Jesus, DWill, B.Lo (JDL), VIRUS: The Contaminated, The Angry, The Mysterious Beavers (TDL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only
1. IWL (756 matches) 489.717
2. LWL (753 matches) 487.769
3. BRL (612 matches) 492.272
4. NBL (606 matches) 490.522
5. MML (488 matches) 491.294
6. NAL (485 matches) 491.256
7. UWL (425 matches) 493.065
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
8. XPL (395 matches) 489.000
9. CWL (360 matches) 491.625
10. AWL (353 matches) 488.921
TOP 20 STARS -- active wrestlers only
1. BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 116
2. BLOOD: Diesel Duddick (NFL) 101
3. BLOOD: Sinister Steve Stryker (PKL) 98
4. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 96
5. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) 93
6. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) 92
7. LPPF/AA: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) 91
8. BLOOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL) 88
9. Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL) 87
10. BLOOD: Lord of Illusions (BRL) 85
11. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 84
12. BLOOD: Mark the Master Duchaine (GRL) 78
13. BLOOD: Buda von Blitzen (XPL)
EDGE: Mike White Lightning Moore (MML) 77
15. LPPF/FMR: Alpha Male (BRL)
Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL)
SA: Mister Chad Champion (IGL)
EDGE: Warchild (EHL) 75
19. EDGE: Black Knight (IML) 74
20. Executioner (LBL) 73
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, Next Generation, Quantum Pro, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Unknown Wrestler, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Caliente Lucha, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
Alternate Existence, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Total Chaos
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, Wrestlers Elite
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