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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Nicholas Hill of Georgia
Classic: Matt Pittman (XPL) 1,116-375-120, $2,509,700 *35
Classic: "The Rebel Kid" T.J. Cattlett (XPL) 1,053-456-123, $2,854,300 *33
Blake Morgan of Mississippi
MC: The Ultimate Franchise (WEL) 2,088-538-24, $3,224,100 *1
This retiring member of the Morgan Crew began his tour of duty in the spring of 2010 in the Classic Wrestling League of the Gold Federation, and ended it in the Wrestlers Elite League of the Jade Federation. He modeled his career after his idol, the late, great Ultimate Warrior, and succeeded in achieving his goals.
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
Out walks Sir Gunther Kinderwacht with an extra large IWA World title belt draped over his shoulder. The fans erupt into cheers as the massive German makes his way to the ring. Two hot blondes in bikinis follow him and hold the ropes open as the giant-sized superstar climbs the ring steps and enters the ring. He puts one king-sized fist in the air and calls for silence.
Gunther: "Guten Tag, IWA! It is your champion, Sir Gunther Kinderwacht, here today with my manager's fourth IWA World title belt! Over the last five cycles, I have dominated the BRL, one of the toughest leagues in the entire IWA, taking league three out of the last five cycles in a league where many people can't take one. It is with the greatest honor I take this World title back to the man who hired me and made me a star in the game. And I want all my young fans in the audience, all you little Kindersnots, to see me as a shining example of what your inferior DNA will never let you become (he flexes a huge muscle) -- but as a paragon and example of what you should aspire to.
"Now, I am not asking, I am demanding to be on the cover of the IWA Revolution magazine, because not only do I deserve it, but I am the face of the BRL. And if I hear one boo out of any of you idiots in the audience, I will squash you like a bug! I look around and I see these big stable wars -- everyone trying to catch EDGE with their army of wrestlers. (He spits.) Well, this year I told the stable wars where they can stick it. My manager continues to prove that skill is ALWAYS superior to numbers, so I want all of you wannabes to go home, and when you're snuggled up to your Pillow Pet tonight with your Hello Kitty nightlight, I want you to remember that BLOOD is thicker than water, and I sign this World title in a big, red X. Don't think too hard about what kind of example you are setting -- I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself." (He raises the World title high into the air and leaves with the ring girls.)
U.S. Champion
Clark Pierpont (CWL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: Rampage Rush Limbaugh (IGL), OMEGA: Lord Gold Throneroom (AOL)
King of the Ring
OMEGA: Cool Hand Luke (WEL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; edged OMEGA: The Death-Defying Daredevil (PRL); hold positions were 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 14; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 4, 7, 9, 10, 13, 15
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501
Asiatic Champion
EDGE: Typical Cat (NDL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada
Hardcore Champion
LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 500
Metropolitan Champion
Fatty the Butcher (MML)
Matt Riley of Massachusetts; 499; 15 free matches
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
MEOW: Calvin Kat (IML)
Kay Ritchie of California; 501
Steel Federation Champion
OMEGA: The Abbot (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 499
Gold Federation Champion
BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501; edged Dominant Dominic Barlow (CWL)
Diamond Federation Champion
TSD: Madman Mike Eaves (XWL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; edged EDGE: Drunken Rocket (FJL); manager's 17th career Diamond Federation title, 58th career Federation title
Bronze Federation Champion
OMEGA: Archibald Goldenrod (AOL)
Ben West of Georgia; 501; edged OMEGA: Irish Wolfhound Razor (AEL)
Jade Federation Champion
KDSN: Curvy Kimberly Kardashian (AAL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500; edged TSD: "Dr. Death" Damien Destiny (SHL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
OMEGA: Sadistic James Stone (WSL)
Central region; edged OMEGA: Master of the Double Cross Aaron Fleury (RBL)
OMEGA: The Warrior Duke (WSL)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Western region
Atlantic Champion
EDGE: Burly Hurley (NDL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 501
Dixie Champion
VIRUS: Swine Flu (IGL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 500; edged OMEGA: The Number Plumber (AOL)
Eastern Champion
The Great David (BRL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 500; edged EDGE: Cereal Killer Mikey Manson (TDL)
Mountain Champion
LPPF: Alpha Male (BRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501; edged FMR: Hired Henchman #6 (TDL)
Northern Champion
OMEGA: Money Bags Rob Reilly (IGL)
Robert Reilly of New Jersey; 501
Pacific Champion
OMEGA: Testosterone Kid (IGL)
Robert Reilly; 500; edged MWC: "Flamboyant" Johnny Stewart (FSL)
Prairie Champion
OMEGA: The Famous One (SAL)
Joshua Haight; 500; edged TSD: Loose Cannon (SHL), FMR: Corporal Damon Baird (TCL), PLP: Bonita La Belle (EAL), VIRUS: Cactus Sac (GRL), APO: R.U. Ready (MML)
Southern Champion
EDGE: Kid D. Licious (SAL)
"The Sledgehammer" Adam Sullivan of Canada; 500
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: Scary Lady (LLL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
BLOOD: "Poor White Trash" Patty Jewels (LLL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 499; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
EDGE/JERKSS: Girl (FFL)
Erik Davis; 266 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
KDSN: Nutritionist Kathy Kaehler (MDL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: Garbage Lady & Snowbird Beth (LLL)
Erik Davis; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
BLOOD: "Sick-As-*&#!" Alexis & "Sweet-As-Sugar" Stephanie Diamond (LLL)
Anthony Dudick
World Six-woman Champions
BLOOD: "Ruthless" Rachel Rage, "Heartless" Heather Havoc, "Merciless" Mandy Mayhem (LLL)
Anthony Dudick; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
LPPF: The Beautiful Ones (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio (Jamie Szantyr, Lauren Williams, Ashley Cabot); missed titles by point flow last time
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
OMEGA: "Velvet Thunder" Robbie & "Heavy Artillery" Ronnie Rook (XPL)
Ben West of Georgia; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
OMEGA: Justin West & Hitman Tom (WSL)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin
MWC: Guy from Minnesota & Another Guy from Minnesota (JDL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota
Top Contenders
4. OMEGA/MVP: El Hijo del Padre & Superbizmark the Third (AEL)
ranked #4 last time
5. EDGE: Very Grappler! & Such Wrestler! (NBL)
6. OMEGA: Gorgeous George Slaughter & "Man of a Million Selfies" Connor DeVane (RBL)
Alex & Axel von Snapp (CWL)
Western Medicine: Cowboy Jim Spur & Dr. Piledriver MD (BRL)
9. Fatty the Butcher & Hot Stuff Adam Ca$h (MML)
10. OMEGA: The Red Tornado & Super Sapphire (AOL)
ranked #5 last time
11. BLOOD: Austin Aries & VIRUS: The Killer Kangaroo (HWL)
BLOOD: "Blood Junkie" Jason Overkill & "Sunset Slasher" Sam Slaughter (HSL)
13. FMR: Corporal Damon Baird & Private Augustus Cole (TCL)
ranked #10 last time
14. OMEGA: Twisted & Mr. Money Bags (SAL)
ranked #7 last time; last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Jonathan Taylor Thomas & Mark-Paul Gosselaar (PKL)
"The Sledgehammer" Adam Sullivan of Canada; 516; $20,000; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Car & Truck (TCL), OMEGA: The Grappler & Franchise Devon Gold (WSL), HIGHER FLYERS: Graig Gagne & "Jumpin" Jim Brazil (BRL), OMEGA: Lord Gold Throneroom & Archibald Goldenrod (AOL), FMR: Death Dealer DeAngelo & Sugar Shane Damage (SAL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
VIRUS: Gastroenteritis, Trichomoniasis, Encephalitis (SHL)
VIRUS: Pneumonia, CNS Symptoms, HTNV (SGL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 14 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
Top Contenders
3. LPPF: Arrogance Rising, Demonic Dudes Lucifer Ace, Samhain Douglas (GRL)
ranked #9 last time
OMEGA: Project Pat Sajak, "Wild" Braddock Vile, Godlike Johnny Phoenix (JDL)
5. OMEGA: Marky Mark Karkovice, Steggie Reggie, Johnny Jay Jerusalem (XPL)
6. VIRUS: HIV, AIDS, Swine Flu (IGL)
7. OMEGA: Disturbing Ambulance Chaser Ron Zombie, The Monster of Florence, Beautiful Johnny Disaster (RBL)
OMEGA: The Number Plumber, The Argyle Gargoyle's Purple Majesty, "Big Business" Ed Edge (AOL)
last of the teams with 521
9. OMEGA: "Black" Jack Blackjack, Bob Cornelius the Indigo Father, The Joyful Plower (PKL)
MWC: Commissioner's Bodyguard, Commissioner Lenny Finkle, "Mean" Mike Enos (QPL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
VIRUS: Mumps, Polio, Parvo (SHL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; 521; $20,000; edged VIRUS: Yellow Fever, Spanish Flu, Chlamydia (IGL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only
1. NAL (1,280 matches) 491.010
2. IWL (1,084 matches) 488.629
3. NBL (1,043 matches) 492.090
4. LWL (860 matches) 491.593
5. UWL (768 matches) 490.294
6. MML (550 matches) 491.875
7. BRL (534 matches) 493.111
8. AWL (443 matches) 483.143
9. FSL (441 matches) 486.793
10. TDL (360 matches) 493.429
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only
1. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) 16,800-1,962-471
2. Arsenal (TDL) 9,979-945-241
3. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) 9,450-1,836-547
4. BLOOD: Mike Drake (HWL) 8,746-812-221
5. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) 8,557-240-65
6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) 7,986-1,417-266
7. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 7,174-1,725-333
8. Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 7,152-442-121
9. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL) 6,921-549-160
10. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 6,682-648-159
11. FMR: High Stakes Chris Edwards (IGL) 6,466-1,737-178
12. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) 6,222-987-397
13. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (EAL) 6,020-1,542-345
14. TSD: "ECL Iron Man" the Survivor (ECL) 5,326-1,240-252
15. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) 5,240-663-122
16. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 5,166-828-256
17. wWw: Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (ECL) 5,089-1,165-207
18. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) 4,933-2,017-439
19. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) 4,889-1,964-416
20. Death Warrant (MML) 4,840-376-83
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Elite Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, Next Generation, Quantum Pro, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Unknown Wrestler, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Caliente Lucha, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
Alternate Existence, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Total Chaos, World Championship
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, Wrestlers Elite
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