IMAGIMANIA XXVII: DIRTY DOZEN REDUX
We proudly present the dirtiest fighters of the year! Each winner was awarded $100,000 in imaginary money, and his manager received 25 free matches. Second place finishers were given $25,000 apiece, with 10 free matches going to their managers. Wrestlers who came in third received $10,000 in imaginary earnings, and their managers won 5 free matches.
Thanks to everyone who participated and made this one of the fiercest, bloodiest battles in the history of the game!
Barbed-Wire 2x4
APO/TND: "The Samoan Destroyer" Aaron Fatu (NWL)
Jeffrey Munguia of New Jersey
"Mr. Everything" Kirk Lockran (AWL)
R.D. Strickland of Massachusetts
FTW: "The 187 Kid" ChaseN Payne (HWL)
Randy Barnes of Arizona
Baseball Bat
EDGE: The Winner (FSL)
Erik Davis of Washington
EVOLUTION: Bryan "The Buckeye" Riddle (XPL)
Jody Workman of Ohio
RWS: Braden the Stud Muffin (BOL)
Nathan Fann of Tennessee
Brass Knuckles
HAZ-Inc/SS: "Maniac" Mark McClain (ESL)
Randy Barnes
KDSN: Cowgirl Kylie Jenner (TDL)
Matt Yunick of New York
Corey Stedman (MML)
Corey L. Stedman of Michigan
Bullwhip
APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL)
Vicki Lynch of New Jersey
EDGE/EW: Psycho Jim Vicious (PAL)
James McNeill of Pennsylvania
EDGE: Stone (FSL)
Erik Davis
Chains
HAZ-Inc/SS: "Maniac" Mark McClain (ESL)
Arsenal (MML)
Kenneth Plasse of Alabama
Goober Dog (AWL)
Bryan Rhodes of Texas
Crowbar
MC: "Spunky" Chris Blake (WEL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi
NGAA: Rydia Stormer (MDL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas
LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio
Hangman's Noose
Arsenal (MML)
Sly Fox (WSL)
Jamie Reed of Ohio
DX: Stephanie McMahon (PKL)
Tony Ibrahim of Kansas
Icepick
EDGE: The Enforcer Erik Davis (NAL)
Erik Davis
FTW: "SUPER BEAST" DamiaN Payne (HWL)
Randy Barnes
Dangerous: The Murderer (BOL)
Taylor Gearsbeck of New York
Kendo Stick
EDGE: SKD (FSL)
Erik Davis
NGAA: Dionysus (NGL)
S. Daniel Stunes
"Mr. Everything" Kirk Lockran (AWL)
Nunchakus
KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian (RBL)
Matt Yunick
KDSN: Kim's Former Boyfriend Ray J. (AAL)
Matt Yunick
SW: Enki Elektra (IML)
Matt Yunick
Police Baton
DICE: Doc Whiskey (LSL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi
American Justice (EAL)
Matt Fugate of Ohio
Cal Rock (SGL)
Rob Calone of New York
Sledgehammer
Arsenal (MML)
FTW: "SUPER BEAST" DamiaN Payne (HWL)
2XW: The Red Riot (NWL)
Jason Wagner of Pennsylvania
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
DICE: Cody Steel (ECL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches; manager's 6th career World title
U.S. Champion
LPPF: David Von Damme (NBL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: "Argyle Sweater Vest" Archie Matthews (EHL), EDGE: Carl Otis Winslow (LSL)
King of the Ring
NGAA: Hawkeye Science (NGL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas; 499; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; edged EDGE: Standard Individual (CWL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10, 11, 14
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
KDSN: Sensitive Khloe Kadashian (AAL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager retained title; 500; edged DICE/TSD/ST: "The Not So Friendly" Teddy Bundy (ASL)
Asiatic Champion
DICE: Cody Steel (ECL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; edged LPPF: The Entrepreneur Benjamin C. Washington (NBL), LPPF: "Mr. Upset" Victor E. King (NAL)
Hardcore Champion
KDSN: Mr. Johnson's Wife Khloe K. (HWL)
Matt Yunick; 500
Metropolitan Champion
EDGE: Scavenger Maggot (AWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; manager retained title; 501; 20 free matches
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
KDSN: Mr. Johnson's Wife Khloe K. (HWL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE: Scavenger Maggot (AWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; 501; edged LPPF: The Entrepreneur Benjamin C. Washington (NBL)
Gold Federation Champion
DICE/TSD/ST: "The Not So Friendly" Teddy Bundy (ASL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 500
Diamond Federation Champion
DICE: Cody Steel (ECL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; edged VIRUS: "Detroit's Finest" $lick Rick (NSL), LPPF: "Mr. Upset" Victor E. King (NAL); manager's 15th career Diamond Federation title
Bronze Federation Champion
EDGE: Amnesiac (EHL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500
Jade Federation Champion
KDSN: Sensitive Khloe Kadashian (AAL)
Matt Yunick; 500
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
DICE: The Amazon (NAL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Dixie region
Atlantic Champion
EDGE: Oreon Overstar (AWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; 500; edged UKA: Degenerate Gambler (JDL)
Central Champion
EDGE: Irish Bullfrog Danny Boy O'Connor (MML)
Rich Schwartzenburg; 499; edged SYNDICATE/DONE: Maxx Payne (XPL), SYNDICATE: Bobby the Gladiator Franklin (HWL), LPPF: "Evil Ernie" of Satan's Street (NAL), EDGE: Illustrious Ian Idol (BRL), DICE/TSD: Mysterio Masked Destiny #3 (ECL), SYNDICATE: "The Mercenary" Aaron Mims (WSL), The Golden Glove Vinny Magnum (AOL)
Eastern Champion
EDGE: George Michael Jackson (NSL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 499; edged SYNDICATE: Ares (HWL), EDGE: The Loser (ASL)
Mountain Champion
DICE: Mr. Eaves (QPL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; edged VIRUS: Private Benzine (NSL), DICE: "The Brute" Brock Rampage (HWL)
Northern Champion
DICE: Delivery Boy #1 (MIL)
Mark Duchaine; 500; edged EDGE: The Question Kason McHurlgrew (LSL)
Pacific Champion
King Leonidas (WSL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 499; edged SYNDICATE: Wesley "The Assassin Assassin" Gibson (XPL), EDGE/HYDRA: Red Skull (CCL)
Prairie Champion
VIRUS: The Scrub (NSL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 500
Southern Champion
VIRUS: The One M.J. (DDL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 499; edged UKA/HIGHER FLYERS: Graig Gagne (MRL)
Western Champion
DICE: Trash Collector Biohazard (TCL)
Mark Duchaine; 501
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
EDGE: Garbage Lady (LLL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 500; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
EDGE: The Honky Tonk Woman (MDL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; $20,000; edged EDGE: Nikki Blair (LLL), KDSN: The Loose Cannon Khloe Kardashian (FFL)
Queen of the Ring
EDGE: Dreamgirl Dana Powers (VVL)
Shareef Johnson; 273 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
DICE: Kagney Linn Karter (LLL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 500; edged UKA: Becca Death (VVL)
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Gayle "The Hammer" Valentine & Brittney the Barber Beefcake (MDL)
Shareef Johnson
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Georgette the Animal Steele & Macho Woman Ryan Savage (MDL)
Shareef Johnson; manager retained titles
World Six-woman Champions
UKA: Lydia Misery, Alicia Anarchy, Jessica Wrath (VVL)
Kevin Burr of Virginia
U.S. Six-woman Champions
EDGE: Dana Bravo, Melodious Mariah Carey, The People's Champ Dawn Johnson (VVL)
Shareef Johnson; manager retained titles
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
UKA/HIGHER FLYERS: "Jumpin" Jim Brazil & Graig Gagne (MRL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; ranked #2 last time; $50,000 + 15 free matches
Top Contenders
2. LPPF: Kerry & Kevin Von Damme (NBL)
3. DICE/KING: Elite Superstar & DICE: Stunning Steven Storm (APL)
4. Slaughterhouse Blade Steele & The Creation Chris Magnum (BRL)
5. Buckwheat & Stymie (SAL)
ranked #10 last time
6. VIRUS/MVP: Superbizmark the Third & El Hijo del Padre (ECL)
7. SYNDICATE: "The Mercenary" Aaron & "The Executioner" Daniel Mims (WSL)
last of the teams with 516
8. EDGE: Black Knight & The Illustrious Ishtar (IML)
9. DICE: "Candyman" Brett Lightning & "Pretty Boy" Billy Thunder (HWL)
10. LPPF: Big Mofo & Mr. Controversy (GRL)
VIRUS: Myers Marauders #4 & #5 (AOL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
Sunspot Derek Dukes & Reggie Rice (MRL)
Michael Long of Michigan; $20,000; edged VIRUS: Scrub-A-Licious & Scrub - Vicious (NAL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: Surly, Squirrelly, Whirly Hurley (CWL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
Giant Penguin, Mr. Blue Duck, The Peeping Swan (EPL)
Jake Duvall of Georgia
The Ultimate Fighter Rick, The Lethal Weapon Lance, The Golden Glove Vinny Magnum (AOL)
Chris Capps of South Carolina
LPPF: Irrelevant Nobodies (You, Him), Future (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio
Pain, Pride Before Fall, DICE: Big Sexy the EDGE Killer (TCL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut & "Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont (Sexy)
UKA: Hooded Soldiers I, II, III (FSL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota
Top Contenders
7. EDGE: The Bone Knight, The Messenger of Death, The Shadow of Death (YLL)
8. EDGE: Ultra League Assassins #1, #2, Terminator Terry Danger (NAL)
EDGE: Dominion Augur, Oracle, Druid (ECL)
previous champions
10. EDGE: The Ironic, The Moronic Sheiks, "The Beebs" Hurley Beiber (SAL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Ray Charles Manson, Ricky Martin Lawrence, George Michael Jackson (NSL)
Garett Guzman; share of $20,000
EDGE: Senor Huevos, El Mas Macho, Mister Fantastic (IGL)
Garett Guzman & Geoff Silva of Massachusetts (Fantastic); edged DICE: Les, Neal C. Kendall, Black September (GRL), VIRUS/MVP: Varrg the Viking, Superbizmark the Third, El Hijo del Padre (ECL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. AWL (1,105 matches) 480.456
2. NWL (1,050 matches) 475.600
3. BRL (581 matches) 492.308
4. LWL (501 matches) 492.455
5. XPL (492 matches) 493.919
6. MML (466 matches) 487.163
7. ECL (352 matches) 492.288
8. NSL (351 matches) 495.625
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
9. TDL (322 matches) 493.019
10. AOL (297 matches) 487.955
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL) $18,917,000
2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) $18,761,400
3. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $18,354,100
4. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $16,371,100
5. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $15,702,800
6. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $13,830,379
7. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $13,455,438
8. LPPF: Jinx (BRL) $13,245,300
9. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $12,762,138
10. TSD/UA: The Survivor (ECL) $12,531,200
11. DICE: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (GRL) $11,950,700
12. DICE: King Krusher (ABL) $11,779,000
13. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) $11,711,300
14. DICE: Mike Drake (HWL) $11,700,100
15. Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL) $11,003,100
16. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $10,441,800
17. EDGE: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $10,161,400
18. DICE: Diesel Duddick (GRL) $10,051,400
19. Arsenal (MML) $9,853,100
20. LPPF: The Wyld Stooge (PKL) $9,830,100
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions
Steel Federation
Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Casting Couch, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, American Legion, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns
Bronze Federation
Alter Ego, Assassin's Order, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite
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