IWA REPORT
Vol. 17, No. 17 -- Holidays 2012
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IMAGIMANIA XXVII: DIRTY DOZEN REDUX

We proudly present the dirtiest fighters of the year! Each winner was awarded $100,000 in imaginary money, and his manager received 25 free matches. Second place finishers were given $25,000 apiece, with 10 free matches going to their managers. Wrestlers who came in third received $10,000 in imaginary earnings, and their managers won 5 free matches.

Thanks to everyone who participated and made this one of the fiercest, bloodiest battles in the history of the game!

 

Barbed-Wire 2x4

APO/TND: "The Samoan Destroyer" Aaron Fatu (NWL)
Jeffrey Munguia of New Jersey

"Mr. Everything" Kirk Lockran (AWL)
R.D. Strickland of Massachusetts

FTW: "The 187 Kid" ChaseN Payne (HWL)
Randy Barnes of Arizona

Baseball Bat

EDGE: The Winner (FSL)
Erik Davis of Washington

EVOLUTION: Bryan "The Buckeye" Riddle (XPL)
Jody Workman of Ohio

RWS: Braden the Stud Muffin (BOL)
Nathan Fann of Tennessee

Brass Knuckles

HAZ-Inc/SS: "Maniac" Mark McClain (ESL)
Randy Barnes

KDSN: Cowgirl Kylie Jenner (TDL)
Matt Yunick of New York

Corey Stedman (MML)
Corey L. Stedman of Michigan

Bullwhip

APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL)
Vicki Lynch of New Jersey

EDGE/EW: Psycho Jim Vicious (PAL)
James McNeill of Pennsylvania

EDGE: Stone (FSL)
Erik Davis

Chains

HAZ-Inc/SS: "Maniac" Mark McClain (ESL)

Arsenal (MML)
Kenneth Plasse of Alabama

Goober Dog (AWL)
Bryan Rhodes of Texas

Crowbar

MC: "Spunky" Chris Blake (WEL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi

NGAA: Rydia Stormer (MDL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas

LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio

Hangman's Noose

Arsenal (MML)

Sly Fox (WSL)
Jamie Reed of Ohio

DX: Stephanie McMahon (PKL)
Tony Ibrahim of Kansas

Icepick

EDGE: The Enforcer Erik Davis (NAL)
Erik Davis

FTW: "SUPER BEAST" DamiaN Payne (HWL)
Randy Barnes

Dangerous: The Murderer (BOL)
Taylor Gearsbeck of New York

Kendo Stick

EDGE: SKD (FSL)
Erik Davis

NGAA: Dionysus (NGL)
S. Daniel Stunes

"Mr. Everything" Kirk Lockran (AWL)

Nunchakus

KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian (RBL)
Matt Yunick

KDSN: Kim's Former Boyfriend Ray J. (AAL)
Matt Yunick

SW: Enki Elektra (IML)
Matt Yunick

Police Baton

DICE: Doc Whiskey (LSL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi

American Justice (EAL)
Matt Fugate of Ohio

Cal Rock (SGL)
Rob Calone of New York

Sledgehammer

Arsenal (MML)

FTW: "SUPER BEAST" DamiaN Payne (HWL)

2XW: The Red Riot (NWL)
Jason Wagner of Pennsylvania

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

DICE: Cody Steel (ECL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches; manager's 6th career World title

U.S. Champion

LPPF: David Von Damme (NBL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: "Argyle Sweater Vest" Archie Matthews (EHL), EDGE: Carl Otis Winslow (LSL)

King of the Ring

NGAA: Hawkeye Science (NGL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas; 499; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; edged EDGE: Standard Individual (CWL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10, 11, 14

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

KDSN: Sensitive Khloe Kadashian (AAL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager retained title; 500; edged DICE/TSD/ST: "The Not So Friendly" Teddy Bundy (ASL)

Asiatic Champion

DICE: Cody Steel (ECL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; edged LPPF: The Entrepreneur Benjamin C. Washington (NBL), LPPF: "Mr. Upset" Victor E. King (NAL)

Hardcore Champion

KDSN: Mr. Johnson's Wife Khloe K. (HWL)
Matt Yunick; 500

Metropolitan Champion

EDGE: Scavenger Maggot (AWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; manager retained title; 501; 20 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

KDSN: Mr. Johnson's Wife Khloe K. (HWL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500

Steel Federation Champion

EDGE: Scavenger Maggot (AWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; 501; edged LPPF: The Entrepreneur Benjamin C. Washington (NBL)

Gold Federation Champion

DICE/TSD/ST: "The Not So Friendly" Teddy Bundy (ASL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 500

Diamond Federation Champion

DICE: Cody Steel (ECL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; edged VIRUS: "Detroit's Finest" $lick Rick (NSL), LPPF: "Mr. Upset" Victor E. King (NAL); manager's 15th career Diamond Federation title

Bronze Federation Champion

EDGE: Amnesiac (EHL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500

Jade Federation Champion

KDSN: Sensitive Khloe Kadashian (AAL)
Matt Yunick; 500

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

DICE: The Amazon (NAL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Dixie region

Atlantic Champion

EDGE: Oreon Overstar (AWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; 500; edged UKA: Degenerate Gambler (JDL)

Central Champion

EDGE: Irish Bullfrog Danny Boy O'Connor (MML)
Rich Schwartzenburg; 499; edged SYNDICATE/DONE: Maxx Payne (XPL), SYNDICATE: Bobby the Gladiator Franklin (HWL), LPPF: "Evil Ernie" of Satan's Street (NAL), EDGE: Illustrious Ian Idol (BRL), DICE/TSD: Mysterio Masked Destiny #3 (ECL), SYNDICATE: "The Mercenary" Aaron Mims (WSL), The Golden Glove Vinny Magnum (AOL)

Eastern Champion

EDGE: George Michael Jackson (NSL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 499; edged SYNDICATE: Ares (HWL), EDGE: The Loser (ASL)

Mountain Champion

DICE: Mr. Eaves (QPL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; edged VIRUS: Private Benzine (NSL), DICE: "The Brute" Brock Rampage (HWL)

Northern Champion

DICE: Delivery Boy #1 (MIL)
Mark Duchaine; 500; edged EDGE: The Question Kason McHurlgrew (LSL)

Pacific Champion

King Leonidas (WSL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 499; edged SYNDICATE: Wesley "The Assassin Assassin" Gibson (XPL), EDGE/HYDRA: Red Skull (CCL)

Prairie Champion

VIRUS: The Scrub (NSL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 500

Southern Champion

VIRUS: The One M.J. (DDL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 499; edged UKA/HIGHER FLYERS: Graig Gagne (MRL)

Western Champion

DICE: Trash Collector Biohazard (TCL)
Mark Duchaine; 501

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

EDGE: Garbage Lady (LLL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 500; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

EDGE: The Honky Tonk Woman (MDL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; $20,000; edged EDGE: Nikki Blair (LLL), KDSN: The Loose Cannon Khloe Kardashian (FFL)

Queen of the Ring

EDGE: Dreamgirl Dana Powers (VVL)
Shareef Johnson; 273 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

DICE: Kagney Linn Karter (LLL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 500; edged UKA: Becca Death (VVL)

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Gayle "The Hammer" Valentine & Brittney the Barber Beefcake (MDL)
Shareef Johnson

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Georgette the Animal Steele & Macho Woman Ryan Savage (MDL)
Shareef Johnson; manager retained titles

World Six-woman Champions

UKA: Lydia Misery, Alicia Anarchy, Jessica Wrath (VVL)
Kevin Burr of Virginia

U.S. Six-woman Champions

EDGE: Dana Bravo, Melodious Mariah Carey, The People's Champ Dawn Johnson (VVL)
Shareef Johnson; manager retained titles

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

UKA/HIGHER FLYERS: "Jumpin" Jim Brazil & Graig Gagne (MRL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; ranked #2 last time; $50,000 + 15 free matches

Top Contenders

2. LPPF: Kerry & Kevin Von Damme (NBL)

3. DICE/KING: Elite Superstar & DICE: Stunning Steven Storm (APL)

4. Slaughterhouse Blade Steele & The Creation Chris Magnum (BRL)

5. Buckwheat & Stymie (SAL)
ranked #10 last time

6. VIRUS/MVP: Superbizmark the Third & El Hijo del Padre (ECL)

7. SYNDICATE: "The Mercenary" Aaron & "The Executioner" Daniel Mims (WSL)
last of the teams with 516

8. EDGE: Black Knight & The Illustrious Ishtar (IML)

9. DICE: "Candyman" Brett Lightning & "Pretty Boy" Billy Thunder (HWL)

10. LPPF: Big Mofo & Mr. Controversy (GRL)
VIRUS: Myers Marauders #4 & #5 (AOL)

U.S. Tag-team Champions

Sunspot Derek Dukes & Reggie Rice (MRL)
Michael Long of Michigan; $20,000; edged VIRUS: Scrub-A-Licious & Scrub - Vicious (NAL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

EDGE: Surly, Squirrelly, Whirly Hurley (CWL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

Giant Penguin, Mr. Blue Duck, The Peeping Swan (EPL)
Jake Duvall of Georgia

The Ultimate Fighter Rick, The Lethal Weapon Lance, The Golden Glove Vinny Magnum (AOL)
Chris Capps of South Carolina

LPPF: Irrelevant Nobodies (You, Him), Future (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio

Pain, Pride Before Fall, DICE: Big Sexy the EDGE Killer (TCL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut & "Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont (Sexy)

UKA: Hooded Soldiers I, II, III (FSL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota

Top Contenders

7. EDGE: The Bone Knight, The Messenger of Death, The Shadow of Death (YLL)

8. EDGE: Ultra League Assassins #1, #2, Terminator Terry Danger (NAL)
EDGE: Dominion Augur, Oracle, Druid (ECL)
previous champions

10. EDGE: The Ironic, The Moronic Sheiks, "The Beebs" Hurley Beiber (SAL)
last of the teams with 521

U.S. Six-man Champions

EDGE: Ray Charles Manson, Ricky Martin Lawrence, George Michael Jackson (NSL)
Garett Guzman; share of $20,000

EDGE: Senor Huevos, El Mas Macho, Mister Fantastic (IGL)
Garett Guzman & Geoff Silva of Massachusetts (Fantastic); edged DICE: Les, Neal C. Kendall, Black September (GRL), VIRUS/MVP: Varrg the Viking, Superbizmark the Third, El Hijo del Padre (ECL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

1. AWL (1,105 matches) 480.456

2. NWL (1,050 matches) 475.600

3. BRL (581 matches) 492.308

4. LWL (501 matches) 492.455

5. XPL (492 matches) 493.919

6. MML (466 matches) 487.163

7. ECL (352 matches) 492.288

8. NSL (351 matches) 495.625
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

9. TDL (322 matches) 493.019

10. AOL (297 matches) 487.955

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only

1. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL) $18,917,000

2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) $18,761,400

3. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $18,354,100

4. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $16,371,100

5. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $15,702,800

6. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $13,830,379

7. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $13,455,438

8. LPPF: Jinx (BRL) $13,245,300

9. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $12,762,138

10. TSD/UA: The Survivor (ECL) $12,531,200

11. DICE: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (GRL) $11,950,700

12. DICE: King Krusher (ABL) $11,779,000

13. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) $11,711,300

14. DICE: Mike Drake (HWL) $11,700,100

15. Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL) $11,003,100

16. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $10,441,800

17. EDGE: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $10,161,400

18. DICE: Diesel Duddick (GRL) $10,051,400

19. Arsenal (MML) $9,853,100

20. LPPF: The Wyld Stooge (PKL) $9,830,100

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions

Steel Federation

Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Casting Couch, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express

Diamond Federation

American Bodyslam, American Legion, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns

Bronze Federation

Alter Ego, Assassin's Order, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite

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