Vol. 17, No. 8 -- June 2012
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Our reigning State Champions are shown below! Each was awarded $100,000 in imaginary earnings for being the last man (or woman) standing in his or her state's battle royal. Congratulations go to the winners, and our gratitude goes out to all who participated and gave them such a challenge. We hope to see everyone back next year, when these titles will once again be up for grabs!



Jacob the Magnificent (AWL)
William Pape of California


EW: Benjamin Randall (CSL)
Joe Voelker of Indiana


"Macho Grande" Mike Honcho (SGL)
Rob Calone of New York


NGAA: Aesculapius (NGL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas


DX: Stephanie McMahon (PKL)
Tony Ibrahim of Kansas


APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL)
Vicki Lynch of New Jersey


Aidan the Great (EAL)
Matt Fugate of Ohio


DX: Stephanie McMahon (PKL)


Dark Shadow #1 (ESL)
Jeff McCoy of Florida


TBZ: Silver Cougar (IIL)
Brick D. Hinkley of Canada


Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL)
Dimitrios Zervas of New York


American Justice (EAL)
Matt Fugate


LPPF: The Winner (TDL)
Erik Davis of Washington


APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL)


Roger Moore (FJL)
Mark Hlavin of Ohio


NGAA: Amalgam (NGL)
S. Daniel Stunes


Olaf the Swede (LWL)
Jim "Hellwig" Gabbard from Parts Unknown


"Macho Grande" Mike Honcho (SGL)


APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL)


BURN: Brent Foxx (PRL)
John Davis of Tennessee


Sen. Ted Kennedy (NFL)
Mark Hlavin


Dangerous: Crystal (BOL)
Taylor Gearsbeck of New York


Dark Shadow #1 (ESL)


DICE: Handsome "Extra Handsome" Handsome (RCL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi


Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL)


IWO: Patrick O'Malley (IIL)
Curtis Roberts of Colorado


Corey Stedman (MML)
Corey L. Stedman of Michigan


DICE: Puppetmaster Michael Eaves (ECL)
Michael Eaves

New Hampshire

Æ/FC: Everyman's Nightmare (NFL)
Sly Johnson of Kentucky

New Jersey

EW: Ruination Robbie Stone (PAL)
Joe Voelker

New Mexico

LPPF: Stone (MML)
Erik Davis

New York

ROW: East Side O.G. (NSL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan

North Carolina

TG: The Human Meat-Ax (UEL)
Colin M. Denlea of Georgia

North Dakota

DX: Stephanie McMahon (PKL)


Luke Duke (NWL)
Frank Bucklew of Pennsylvania


EW: Psycho Jim Vicious (PAL)
James McNeill of Pennsylvania


LPPF: Snow Princess Stephanie (VVL)
Erik Davis


"The Fallen God" Dan Divine (AWL)
Dan Dietterick of Pennsylvania

Rhode Island

DX: Stephanie McMahon (PKL)

South Carolina

ROW: The Mysterious Beaver (BRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III

South Dakota

DIAMOND: Devon "The Hatchet" Balmaglia (MIL)
Edward Ledeger, Jr. of California


LPPF: The News (CCL)
Erik Davis


DX: Stephanie McMahon (PKL)


LPPF: The Extremist (CSL)
Erik Davis


Jacob the Magnificent (AWL)


GI: MP-2 (NWL)
Erik G. Bugg of Virginia


Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL)

West Virginia

DX: Stephanie McMahon (PKL)


LPPF: The Rattler (CSL)
Erik Davis


LPPF/KDSN: World's Most Hated Woman Kim Kardashian (WEL)
Matt Yunick of New York


HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

Maurice Plante of Canada

TV: Assassin Beast Chaostreak (ASL) 1,095-156-36, $2,113,800 *40
TV: Assassin Beast Destrux (ASL) 1,184-249-59, $1,755,600 *15
TV: Assassin Beast Devilord (ASL) 1,073-192-59, $2,494,000 *36
TV: Assassin Beast Ghostface (ASL) 1,087-335-63, $2,134,600 *33
TV: Assassin Beast Gonevil (ASL) 1,067-566-100, $3,811,500 *38
TV: Assassin Beast Neckrusha (ASL) 1,023-333-96, $2,541,000 *51
TV: Assassin Beast Skullash (ASL) 1,074-282-59, $2,690,500 *27
TV: Assassin Beast Spikezilla (ASL) 1,544-384-94, $4,433,000 *40
TV: Assassin Beast Trapjaw (ASL) 1,172-284-60, $1,983,900 *35



World Champion

John the Baptist (WSL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 500; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

Date/Time: 6/08/12, 11:05 PM, EDT
Location: The Grand IWA Coliseum, Willowick, OH

The crowd is packed to the rafters, and is anxiously awaiting the arrival of IWA superstar "The Game" to claim his third IWA World title. The reaction to the announcement of his name from the energetic crowd is mixed: waves of cheers scattered amongst the more dominant boos. Suddenly, his namesake song by Motorhead explodes from the arena's speakers, and plays for nearly two minutes -- yet no one appears from behind the curtains. Consequently, the crowd's murmuring grows increasingly louder until the music abruptly stops, and the IWAtron crackles to life. Appearing on the screen is a live video feed from the Grand Ballroom of Webster Hall, the biggest and hottest nightclub in New York City. The camera rotates 360 degrees to take in a full view of the capacity crowd before panning up to the balcony, where a bevy of beauties is seen entering the section arm-in-arm with "The Game." His NEW entrance music, "Down with the King" (MixXxu Remix) by Run-D.M.C., featuring Rakim, Nas, and 2Pac, starts playing over the club sound system just as he comes into full view of the crowd. Following closely behind is NFL superstar Eli Manning, quarterback of the 4-time Superbowl Champion NY Giants! With every spotlight in the Ballroom pointed at "The Game" and Eli, they both thrust their right arms into the air -- "The Game" hoisting the IWA World title, and Eli lifting the Vince Lombardi trophy. In a heartbeat, an eruption of deafening cheers explodes from the dance floor! Satisfied with the crowd's reaction, "The Game," Eli, and the ladies make their way down to center stage while full champagne glasses are being handed out to everyone in the crowd, on the house. Once the two men arrive at their destination, three of the hottest women in the club, who are wearing tight t-shirts reading "Rated TG!" on the front and "Got Game?" on the back, climb onto the stage to hoist each of "The Game"'s World title belts high in the air behind him for all to see. The packed club starts roaring with more cheers and applause before Jay-Z, Kanye West, and Nicki Minaj appear from a VIP section to join the IWA legend and 2-time Superbowl MVP on stage for an unscheduled live performance of "Monster," which is then followed by "Run This Town" from Kanye, Jay, and Rihanna, who appears from stage left. For a full 10 minutes, the stage becomes a clinic for "dirty dancing" as Rihanna and "The Game" rhythmically grind together from a standing position all the way to the ground, while Eli surprisingly lights up Minaj with some well-placed gyrating -- all to the utter delight of everyone in attendance. However, once the live performances are over, the MixXxu remix of "Down with the King" begins to play over the club sound system again just as the video footage of the celebration begins to fade to black... but not before the mics pick up the chants from the raucous NYC crowd, Eli Manning, and the Hip-Hop/R&B superstars, of the ORIGINAL moniker of the Queens borough native and enigmatic 3-time IWA World Champion:


U.S. Champion

EDGE: Manong (EHL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches

King of the Ring

UKA: "The Future" Evan Moore (RSL)
Kevin Burr of Virginia; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; edged COT: Brutal Brian Welch (SAL), UKA: Pit Boss (ALL); hold positions were 1, 3, 6, 8, 9, 12, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 10, 11, 15


SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

Kyle Broflovski (TCL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 500

Asiatic Champion

DICE: Duke Dangerous (ECL)
Austin Pierce of Wisconsin; 499

Hardcore Champion

DICE: "The Rock 'N' Roll Kid" Johnny Wildfire (GRL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; edged DICE: Smash Ya Face (PKL)

Metropolitan Champion

Skull Crusher Jack Danger (BRL)
Chris Capps of South Carolina; 499; 15 free matches


FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

John the Baptist (WSL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 500

Steel Federation Champion

DICE: Mickey Funk (APL)
Mike Carver of Pennsylvania; 499

Gold Federation Champion

Skull Crusher Jack Danger (BRL)
Chris Capps of South Carolina; 499

Diamond Federation Champion

EDGE: Friendo (FJL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 499; edged DICE: Duke Dangerous (ECL), Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (LOL)

Bronze Federation Champion

Kyle Broflovski (TCL)
"The Game"; 500

Jade Federation Champion

DICE: "The Truth" Paul Pierce (AAL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; edged DICE: Rob Van Dam (WWL), DICE/NYB: Six Ft. Ditch (BTL); manager's 10th career Jade Federation title, 44th career Federation title



National Champion

Private Zero (SAL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Central region; manager's 7th career National title

Atlantic Champion

ROW: Arnold Swarzamijigger (MIL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 500

Dixie Champion

EDGE: Colten Steele (AAL)
Darrell Johnson of Vermont; 499

Eastern Champion

DICE: Damien Sandow (WWL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 499

Mountain Champion

Butters Scotch (TCL)
"The Game"; 499

Northern Champion

EDGE: Boognish (EHL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 499

Pacific Champion

COT: J-J-J-J-Joe (SAL)
Caleb Kaffenbarger of Ohio; 499

Prairie Champion

ROW: Starvin Marvin (MIL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; 499; edged EDGE: "Oxford Button Down" Parker Brickley (EHL), LPPF: Adrenaline (PKL)

Southern Champion

WCGP: "Bomb First" Bishop Shakur (WEL)
"The Shot Caller" Tony Zamora of California; 499

Western Champion

BURN: Death Dealer Seth Phoenix (ZHL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; edged ROW: The Incredible Mr. Wink E (GRL), EDGE: Ghost of Magellan (EHL)



Ladies' World Champion

DICE: "Trailer Park" Tracy Jewels (LLL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; manager retained title; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

LPPF: Rikki Blair (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 499; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

DICE: Kagney Linn Karter (LLL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 501; 272 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

Kagney Linn Karter

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

LPPF: Knockout Specialist Rebecca Streets & Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL)
Keith A. Maple; 516

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

COT: Crazy Christina Adams & LPPF: Snow Princess Stephanie (VVL)
Caleb Kaffenbarger of Ohio & Erik Davis of Washington

World Six-woman Champions

UKA: "Ego Maniac" Michelle Sleaves, "Drama Queen" Kendra Maplewood, "Little Lost Puppy" Toni Adud (FFL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota

U.S. Six-woman Champions

DICE/TTJ: "Luscious" Lexi Diamond, "Adorable" Amia Miley, "Magnetic" Melanie Rios (LLL)
Anthony Dudick; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row



World Tag-team Champions

DICE: "The Big Mofo" Anthony & "NY's Hardest" Eric Dudick (MEL)
DICE: Dominick "Sonny Black" Napolitano & Alphonse "Sonny Red" Indelicato (OTL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

DICE/DUCHAINE BROS: Paul "The Butcher" & "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont

LPPF: Wyld Stooges Curly Esquire & Larry Logan (PKL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio

Top Contenders

5. DICE/TSD: Figment of my illusions SJ Narcissism & The Myth SJ Inadeqacy (OSL)

6. DICE: Chris Casanova & DICE/CTI: Tim Tebow Carver (APL)

7. DICE: "The Tattooist" Tony Sleeves & "The Cooler" Tony Knuckles (NAL)

8. Johnny Hotshot & The Famous One (YLL)

9. BURN: Astonishing Aric Overstar & God Complex Legion Cage (EAL)

10. DICE: Sami Callihan & Nick Gage (HWL)

11. DICE/NYB: Icepick & Pitchfork (XPL)
ROW: Mr. Rogers & Pee "The Wannabee" Wee (MIL)

13. Suzuki & "Sterling" Stefan Polanski (WFL)
last of the teams with 516

U.S. Tag-team Champions

DICE/TSD: P Greed & "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr. L. (ECL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 516; $20,000; edged DICE: "The Miner" Harry Warden & "ChromeSkull" Jesse Cromeans (MEL), Dude Lightning & The Silent One (YLL), DICE/NYB: Burnt Out Brawlers #2 & #6 (HWL), VARSITY: All-American Bob Saluki & Dr. Death Steve Sooner (MRL)



World Six-man Champions

EDGE/BBQ: Jack Stack, Oklahoma Joe, Arthur Bryant (EAL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; retained titles; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

DICE: "Hammer-Wielding Killer" Jeremy Beast, "The Pig-Faced Killer" Robert Porkchop, "The Orphan Killer" Marcus Miller (MEL)
DICE: "The Last Don" Joseph Massino, Philip "Philly Lucky" Giaccone, Bury Your Dead (OTL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row

DICE: Masked German Chainsaw, Steve Corino, Robbie Ego (MIL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont (Chainsaw) & Michael Drake of New York; managers retained titles

EDGE: Tosswreck the Terrible, EDGE/DEATHKNIGHT: Serial, Zodiac Killers (ABL)
Mike Dorsett of New York

Top Contenders

6. SA: Male Supermodel Paumba, Wrestling God Hector Dodd, Prince of Pinfalls Peter Princeton (CFL)

7. EDGE: Russian Bare Ivan Clothesoff, Russian Nightwear Nikita Clothesoff, COT: J-J-J-J-Joe (SAL)
last of the teams with 521

8. DICE: Adorable Adrian Adonis, Alex Riley, Antonio Cesaro (WWL)
LPPF: David, Mike, Chris Von Damme (MRL)
EDGE: The False Prophet, Galan Dracos, Green Knight (IML)
UKA: Minnesota Wrecking Crews I, II, III (IGL)

U.S. Six-man Champions

EDGE: Sharjo, Milo the Wonder Dachshund, Belton the Wonder Basset (EAL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey (Sharjo) & Garett Guzman; 521; $20,000



1. NWL (1,145 matches) 470.082

2. BRL (817 matches) 489.325

3. AWL (702 matches) 474.887

4. LWL (653 matches) 492.296
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

5. UWL (603 matches) 491.491

6. MRL (492 matches) 492.250

7. XPL (470 matches) 491.910

8. ESL (423 matches) 490.100

9. NAL (412 matches) 491.279

10. ECL (370 matches) 489.707


TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only

1. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $17,531,900

2. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (BRL) $17,375,800

3. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) $17,229,400

4. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $15,894,500

5. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $15,590,900

6. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $13,138,738

7. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $12,552,300

8. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $12,317,979

9. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $12,238,138

10. DICE/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $12,212,900

11. DICE: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (GRL) $11,641,900

12. DICE: King Krusher (LBL) $11,606,300

13. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $11,442,400

14. DICE: Mike Drake (DDL) $11,254,800

15. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) $11,181,400

16. EDGE: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $10,057,100

17. Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL) $10,054,400

18. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (LOL) $9,802,200

19. LPPF: Wyld Stooge Larry Logan (PKL) $9,731,400

20. DICE: Diesel Duddick (GRL) $9,358,400



Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Jersey City Wrestling, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Wrestling Federation, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions

Steel Federation

Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Casting Couch, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King Kong, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Pure Madness, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Masked Wrestling, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express

Diamond Federation

American Bodyslam, American Legion, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns

Bronze Federation

Assassin's Order, Coffin Filler, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler, Zombie Hunter

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite

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