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JOHNNY B SAYS
Start 2012 with a better record! You may remove up to 10 losses from your wrestler's record next cycle. Each loss will cost $10,000 of his or her imaginary money. Neatly print the following on a piece of paper: "Drop 10 losses from my wrestler, ID #123" (choose from 1 to 10 losses, and use your wrestler's ID number instead of 123). Be sure to separate the request from your trash talk by skipping some space. Include this paper with your league matches. You may subtract losses from as many of your wrestlers as you wish, as long as each can afford it.
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Marc Phaneuf of Rhode Island
Matthew Worne (MRL) 1,640-611-110, $3,294,800 *25
Dick Tater (MRL) 1,347-674-106, $3,374,700 *21
"Cap'N' Redneck" Dickie Hamhock (MRL) 1,608-529-119, $4,932,100 *23
Longtime manager Marc Phaneuf is retiring from the MRL. His wrestlers, Matthew Worne, Dick Tater, and Dickie Hamhock, will be enshrined in the IWA Hall of Fame. Marc left his fans with this comment: "It has been an honor to be a part of the IWA's greatest league for several years. I consider the IWA commissioner's titles that I held to be the highlights of my 14 years in the game. Managers looking for the best role-playing opportunities are truly missing out if they don't try the MRL."
Ed Pessalano of New York
Moon Handler Stax (PAL) 1,047-416, $1,085,300
Moon Handler Stax has spent his entire career in the PAL. Known for being the "Crown Prince of Hardcore," he has won the Southern Championship, is a two-time TV six-man champion, and came in third place in the league's 2011 Texas Bull Rope Specialty Championship tournament. He is the only wrestler in PAL history to retire with the most wins. He will also be remembered as the first ever PAL superstar to retire into the IWA Hall of Fame.
Next cycle, a legend retires! Stay tuned...
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Heavyweight Champion
EDGE: Ferocious Fawn Figurine (WSL)
Jason P. Miller of California; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
U.S. Champion
MR.X: Adm. Poopy-pants & his Dancing Teeth (MIL)
Jim "Hellwig" Gabbard from Parts Unknown; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: Bobby Pin (TDL), EDGE: Insult Jock (HWL), EDGE: Youngblood Johnny Crimson (CSL), DFI: The American Protector (SHL)
King of the Ring
Æ/FC: GZ 6 Pack (NFL)
George Zimilinghaus of New York; a plaque or 25 free matches; 274 KotR total; edged NGAA: Hawkeye Science (NGL); hold positions were 1, 4, 6, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 5, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
Æ/LPPF: Sir Dancealot (AAL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 500; edged EDGE: Vercyntorix (BRL)
Asiatic Champion
EDGE: Youngblood Johnny Debonair (CSL)
John Durrani of Connecticut; 500; edged APO: Duke Dangerous (ECL), Æ: Nightmare Sam Hell (NDL)
Hardcore Champion
EDGE: The Murderer Marcus Disaster (RYL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 500; edged EDGE: Snake Eyes (HWL)
Metropolitan Champion
Y2N Nick Jericho (JIL)
Darrell Johnson of Vermont; 500; edged Goober Dog (AWL)
Cruiserweight Champion
Goober Dog (AWL)
Bryan Rhodes of Texas; 500
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
EDGE: Ferocious Fawn Figurine (WSL)
Jason P. Miller of California; 501; edged EDGE: Ultimate Supreme (NGL), Æ: Prince of Perfection (QPL), EDGE: "Tantalizing" Rick Crude (WFL)
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE: The Murderer Marcus Disaster (RYL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 500; edged Swamp Man (LSL), Goober Dog (AWL)
Gold Federation Champion
EDGE: The Iconic Sheik (UEL)
Kevin Hurley of Canada; 501
Diamond Federation Champion
APO: Duke Dangerous (ECL)
Austin Pierce of Wisconsin; 500
Bronze Federation Champion
Æ: Revolution Warrior Senshi (HSL)
Michael Drake of New York; manager retained title; 499; edged UKA: Bear O'Neal (GRL)
Jade Federation Champion
Æ/LPPF: Sir Dancealot (AAL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 500; edged Y2N Nick Jericho (JIL), Æ/LPPF: Rick Diamond (SHL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
Æ: Adam (MSL)
Gregg Boyle of Maryland; 500; a plaque or 25 free matches; Dixie region; edged Æ: Memphis Raines (ASL), Æ/FC: GZstradamus (XPL)
Atlantic Champion
Æ: Teddy Hart (QPL)
Michael Drake of New York; 500; edged Æ: AJ Flame (CLL), EDGE: Bobby "The Bear" Barishnakov (NDL), Æ: Douggie Brewster (YLL)
Central Champion
OSA: Toxic Warrior (PKL)
Robert Coplin of California; 500; edged EDGE: CABS ARE HERE!!! (HWL), Æ: Fabulous Frank Fontana (QPL), Sting Ray (AWL)
Eastern Champion
BURN: The Monster of Florence (JCL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 500; edged PAIN: Homicide (AAL)
Mountain Champion
Æ: Tyler Black (QPL)
Michael Drake; 500
Northern Champion
UL/AOE/LEGACY: Skittles (AAL)
Darrell Johnson of Vermont; 500; edged EDGE: Garland Greene (CSL)
Pacific Champion
EDGE: Ice Weazel (HWL)
John Durrani of Connecticut; 500
Prairie Champion
BURN: "Lord of the Undead" Solomon Grundy (FSL)
Solomon Shaw; 499
Southern Champion
Æ: Jack Evans (QPL)
Michael Drake; 500
Western Champion
EDGE: Colten Steele (AAL)
Darrell Johnson; 500
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
BURN: Zombie Sexy (MDL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; manager retained title; 500; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches; edged OSA: Sarah Palin (LLL)
Ladies' U.S. Champion
BURN: DeadGirl (MDL)
Solomon Shaw; 500; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
"Cowgirl" Mary Hall (VVL)
Ray Smith of Pennsylvania; 273 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
EDGE: The Hulkster Heather Hogan (MDL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; 499
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
Æ: Bobbi Starr & Linda Leech (LLL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
Æ: Roxxi Rampage & Queen of the Revolution (FFL)
Michael Drake of New York
World Six-woman Champions
EDGE: Femmes Fatales Fire, Glory, Victory (MDL)
Michael Latsko of Ohio; manager retained titles
Æ/FC: Fight Club Cara, Cindy, Crissy (FFL)
George Zimilinghaus of New York; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
EDGE: Femmes Fatales Stealth, Midnight, Shadow (MDL)
Michael Latsko
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Snake Eyes & BURN: The Snake-Man (JCL)
John Durrani of Connecticut & Solomon Shaw of Maine; managers retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
Æ: "Simply Shredded" Carlos Sustanon & Assassin Beast Neckrusha (ASL)
Anthony Dudick of New York & Maurice Plante of Canada; Dudick retained titles
Æ: Killer Kenny & Brutal Barry Stryker (CSL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont
Top Contenders
4. Æ: Soldiers of Retribution #4 & #5 (SAL)
5. EDGE: Mr. Perfect Marcus Steel & the Shogun Yoshi Toronaga (DDL)
6. Æ: "Pride Before Fall" T.Z. & "The Self Righteous Wrath" J.D. (ECL)
previous champions
7. Æ: Raging Powerhouse Ricky A. & Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL)
last of the teams with 516
8. UKA: Kamden Ryker & "The Real Deal" Viper (CWL)
9. MEM: The Masked Marvel & Sin Cara (ABL)
10. Æ: The Character & Dark Secrets (PAL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
BURN: "Criminal Battery" Gunner Wolf & EDGE: Skyscraper J.D. Mustang (FSL)
Solomon Shaw & John Durrani; Durrani retained titles; share of $20,000
Æ: Prodigy Mike D. & Æ/FC: Z-Man (HWL)
Michael Drake & George Zimilinghaus, both of New York
EDGE: Black Mamba & Bobby Pin (TDL)
Jason P. Miller of California; 516; edged EDGE: Short Fuze & BURN: The Monster of Florence (JCL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: The Messenger of Death, the Angel of Death, the Shadow of Death (YLL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
Æ: Johnny Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Masked President Obama (QPL)
Michael Drake of New York & Sly Smith of West Virginia (Obama)
BURN: Fire Chief Needles, One Mann Gang, the Lightning Kidd (EAL)
Nathan Jendrick of Washington (Needles) & Solomon Shaw of Maine
Æ: Born From Pain, Death Before Dishonor, Furious Styles (ASL)
Anthony Dudick of New York
Top Contenders
5. EDGE: Maximus, Omega, Orion Supreme (SGL)
6. EDGE: Judas Travellar, Stringfellow Hawke, Ravishing Rick Eerie (NDL)
previous champions
EDGE: "Hollywood" Joe Hawk, Possessed Pink Flamingo, "The Juggernaut" Joe Thunder (WSL)
EDGE: Michael Martinez, C.M. Junk, Hunter Hearst Pence (MIL)
UKA: Foot Soldiers #1, #2, #3 (JDL)
10. EDGE/RIP: "Playboy" Buddy Rose, EDGE: Lex Lotus, Mean Mark Maybach (XWL)
EDGE: Tony Cadillac, Young Bloom, the Crow (NSL)
EDGE: Tooth Scraper, Sho'nuff the Linja Dragon, Insult Jock (HWL)
EDGE: G.Q. Holiday, JD Gamble, Youngblood Johnny Crimson (CSL)
14. S.K.: Your Mom's Spirit, Your Dad's Spirit, Your Cat's Spirit (AAL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Nikerov "The Nightmare," Bobby "The Bear" Barishnakov, the Hardboiled Hellraiser (NDL)
Mike Dorsett; share of $20,000
Æ/LPPF: Burnt Out Brawlers #1, #2, #3 (HWL)
Anthony Dudick
EDGE: "Real Deal" Derrick Rocket, "Next Big Thing" Blake Gun, "Double J" Joe Justice (EPL)
Michael Latsko of Ohio; 521; edged EDGE: Weeds, Citizen Kane, BURN: Dark Horse's Henchman #2 (FSL), 7-S: Lord Eddard Stark, 40 oz. Renegade Johnny Mustang, EDGE: Jacob Steele (TDL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. AWL (703 matches) 472.313
2. PKL (634 matches) 491.293
3. LWL (551 matches) 489.833
4. NSL (530 matches) 492.071
5. XPL (515 matches) 493.415
6. JIL (441 matches) 491.353
MRL (441 matches) 487.879
8. ECL (439 matches) 490.863
9. HWL (434 matches) 493.559
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
10. ASL (422 matches) 492.765
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. Æ: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) $16,948,600
2. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $16,759,600
3. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $15,416,300
4. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $15,238,000
5. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $12,887,138
6. Æ: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (FFL) $12,297,100
7. Æ/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $12,085,000
8. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $11,836,038
9. Æ: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (NAL) $11,524,300
10. Gypsy Rose Lee (WSL) $11,420,679
11. Æ/LPPF: King Krusher (SHL) $11,400,800
12. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $10,992,400
13. S4C: Willie Wino (NSL) $10,977,900
14. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) $10,571,400
15. CC: Danny Boy O'Day (NSL) $10,545,900
16. Æ: Mike Drake (DDL) $10,360,200
17. CC: Oliver Shagnasty (NSL) $10,013,000
18. EDGE: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $9,808,600
19. Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL) $9,493,400
20. Æ: Wyld Stooge Larry Logan (PKL) $9,464,600
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Jersey City Wrestling, Manager Based, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Wrestling Federation, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions
Steel Federation
Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Casting Couch, East Side Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King Kong, Louisiana Swamp, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, Vicious Valkyries, Zeus Power
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Masked Wrestling, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, American Legion, Armed Forces, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns
Bronze Federation
Assassin's Order, Coffin Filler, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Zombie Hunter
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, South Central Wrestling, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite
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