Vol. 13, No. 12 -- Dog Days 2008
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The Russian wrecking ball known as WWW: The Notorious KGBeast has decided to hang up his wrestling boots and step away from the squared circle for the last time. Establishing a record of 1,016-273-49 with 17 stars, KGBeast dominated the ring and the leagues that he wrestled in during his 5-year career in the IWA. His most memorable accomplishment was winning the IWA Hardcore Championship on two occasions, as well as just being edged out for the IWA Gold Federation Championship. He also held countless league, TV, regional, tag, and six-man titles. In an interview following his retirement announcement, KGBeast thanked the Wild West Warriors for giving him the opportunity to be a part of a legendary stable, and wished all his stablemates luck in their careers. He also thanked his manager, Cameron Hinkley of Maine, for believing in him and keeping him on the path to the Hall of Fame.



After achieving victory in the Steel Federation with the aid of his 499-point strategy, ILL: Librarian Willie B. Quiet (KKL) defeated all contenders for the World title to gain 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches for his manager, "The Smooth One" Jeff Manning of Ohio!



T. Michael Ingram of Pennsylvania coached TV champion ILL: Cyrus Nightstinger (MPL) all the way to this $60,000 title, beating LPPF members Dean (PML) and Descending (SAL) by point flow in the process. He wins his choice of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches!



JL6: A.C.O. Bob (IRL) had an unstoppable 273-point total when we added up the values of hold positions 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, 11, 12, and 14 in the strategy of every league battle royal winner. (Those winners were determined using hold positions 1, 2, 5, 7, 8, 10, 13, and 15.) His manager, John Lala of California, gets to decide between an engraved plaque and 25 free matches!



Scott Bernes of Ohio kept this title in his possession, and thus earned another 10 free matches! This time he used CTI: Mirror Shards (WPL) to win the prize. LPPF: Achilles (PML) lost by point flow.



This $25,000 purse ended up in the hands of ACE: J. Cheever Loophole (GRL)! He turned back the other Hardcore league champions with the help of New York manager Jason Sandberg, who receives 10 free matches.



Receiving $25,000 in imaginary money for being deemed the best of our rookie league champions last cycle was XXX: Spanky (FIL)! His manager, Colandus Metcalf of Arkansas, was awarded 10 free matches for helping his wrestler learn the ropes so quickly.



Bob Dippy of Pennsylvania led ACE: Stone Cold Steve Austin (HWL) to an Iron Federation win over LPPF: Nelly Cash (UFL), ACE: "Hit the Bricks" George Aaranow (DZL), and CTI: Count "I Wanna Be A Werewolf" Dracula (SML). Willie B. Quiet gladly traded his Steel Federation prize in for the World title. In the Gold Federation, ILL: Diamondius Nightstinger (MPL) proved to be unbeatable with Pennsylvania manager T. Michael Ingram at ringside. The Bronze Federation's $40,000 purse was claimed by Cruiserweight Champion XXX: Spanky (FIL)! Manager Colandus Metcalf of Arkansas earned an additional 25 free matches for guiding him to point flow victory over LPPF: "D-Bola" Frank Fina (BWL) and Hardcore Champion ACE: J. Cheever Loophole (GRL). ACE: Sinister Steve Storm (LBL) took the Diamond Federation strap, and ACE: Dr. Feelgood (SHL) defeated AD: Krazy K (JIL) for the Jade title. Both are managed by Michael Eaves of Mississippi, who now holds a record 13 Diamond Federation belts and 36 federation championships overall!



The Southern region was again home to our National Champion. ACE: George Lincoln Rockwell (NDL) fought through the ranks to earn the engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Jason Sandberg of New York! Taking home the remaining titles were...

Atlantic: ACE: Rick Diamond (PPL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi helped him edge out RWS/S: Durst (DDL), ACE: Claudio Castagnoli (NDL), ILL: Librarian Will U. Hush (KKL), and ILOL: Viktor Nightstinger (MPL)
Central: DA: Smoke Dogg (PPL)
managed by Nathan Fann of Tennessee
Dixie: ACE: "Diabolical" Devin Frontier (KKL)
owned by Howie Sandberg of New York
Eastern: LPPF: Clenched Fist (QPL)
managed by Anthony Dudick of New York; edged CTI/RAW: The Total Package Darrell Brewer (LSL)
Mountain: LPPF: Co-Jack (DIL)
Gregg Boyle of Maryland coached him to a point flow win over E$T: Stanford's #1 Virgin Slayer (THL)
Northern: DA: 5 Star Scott Styles (PPL)
added another title to Nathan Fann's resume; edged out E$T: Shaman of Sexy (WCL), E$T: Riggins (OTL), E$T/GANG OF 5: John Bly (GRL), and ACE: "Playmaker" Patrik Elias (KKL)
Pacific: ACE: Carolina Crusher (WPL)
owned by the Notorious ACEhole
Prairie: ACE: Devil Inside (KKL)
under contract to Howie Sandberg
Western: MUTANT CLAN: "The Gruesome Mutant" Gregory Cyst (SML)
managed by Anthony Dudick



"The Smooth One" Jeff Manning of Ohio took possession of the Ladies' World belt with the help of ILL: Brenda "Bring Da" Payne (VVL) and her 499-pointer. He wins the choice of an engraved plaque or 15 free matches! Jeff also picked up the Ladies' U.S. honors with ILL: Aunt Flo (VVL). Then he teamed both of his champions with Anita "Lotta" Payne and they were soon crowned World Six-woman Champions! The Queen of the Ring title went to CTI: Powerpuff Girl Jessica (GDL), who is managed by Darrell Brewer of Alabama. Darrell also won the Ladies' U.S. tag straps by using CTI: Powerpuff Girls Buttercup and Blossom (LLL)! Gregg Boyle of Maryland held onto the Ladies' National title, this time winning it with LPPF: Alexis Soppy (VVL). Ohioan Keith A. Maple's team of LPPF: Knockout Specialist Rebecca Streets and Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (VVL) retained their World Tag-team Champion status, and once again it came down to point flow between them and Alexandra Willhite's ILD: Beautiful Bailee from B-Town and "The Goddess" Alicia NeSmith (LLL)! That's consistency, ladies and gentlemen! Keith followed up the impressive showing by adding Awkward Curves Dizzy Denise Hamhock to the team and taking ownership of the U.S. Six-woman titles.

NOTE: The Gold Digger League has changed its name to the Mystic Diva League (MDL).



With the only 516-point team total out of all our league tag-team champions last cycle, ACE: Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush and Otis B. Driftwood (GRL) were awarded these $50,000 titles and won an engraved plaque or 15 free matches for their manager, Jason Sandberg of New York! The previous winners, Blackest Hell and Spirit-N-Black, stayed on the top 10 list, as did the Hell Hounds, who moved up a spot.



1. ACE: Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush & Otis B. Driftwood (GRL)
2. LPPF: Hell Hounds #1 & #2 (UFL)
3. COT: Hurtful & Vehement Heathens (SML)
4. LPPF: Blackest Hell & Spirit-N-Black (MBL)
5. LB: Jimmy Ray & Gilded Rose (EEL)
6. LPPF: Zeus & Beelzebub (PML)
LPPF: Sideshow Bob & Starscream (CCL)
8. Baron Von NeSmith & Prime Time Patton (TCL)
9. ACE: Davey Richards & Rocky Romero (IML)
10. ACE: The Undertaker & Emerald Weapon (HWL)



ACE: Inbred Fred and Inbred Ned (MEL) didn't let their questionable lineage prevent them from taking these $20,000 titles. Their manager, the Notorious ACEhole, was responsible for their 516 total.



Jason P. Miller of Kansas kept his name on these belts for the fourth cycle in a row! This time around it was LPPF: Ego-Driven Psychopath, Vigilante Raider, and Vigilante 187 (UFL) who won him the choice between an engraved plaque and 15 free matches. The top three teams listed had 521 points.



1. LPPF: Ego-Driven Psychopath, Vigilante Raider, Vigilante 187 (UFL)
2. RWS/ILL: "Sexy Beast" Brian Eden, Kingzilla, "Dangerous" Donna Dixon (RCL)
3. CTI: Dominique the Demented, SE7EN, Kaotiq K.B. (AEL)
4. COT: Wyan "Hit the Showers" Weed, "Delete Unread Email" Rad Curtain, "The Recruiter" Slade Weinhard (MBL)
LPPF: The Man Known as Syxx, the Bad Guy Scott Hall, Big Daddy Cool Kevin Nash (BRL)
6. CTI: Zeus, Ares, Hercules (ASL)
7. Robert "Cash" Andrews, ACE: Livin' Large Lexington Steele, the Final Boss (HWL)
8. LR: Rob "The Tiger" Dysinger, the Dragonmaster, the Great Tiger (WSL)
ILL: Mr. Stroke of Death, Masked Inmate V.E.B., Captain Bluttwasser (IML)
10. CTI: Handsome "Extra Handsome," "Super Handsome" J., "Big Handsome" Dick Handsome (CSL)



LPPF: Hell Personified, Hell Hound #3, and Indifferent Narcissistic Sociopath (UFL) made sure these $20,000 straps remained in the possession of Jason P. Miller from Kansas! Their team strategy was worth a perfect 521 points.



Listed below are the most active leagues for the August cycle, sorted by the number of matches in each. For the fifth cycle in a row, the Grim Reaper League held onto first place! Managers in the Mysterious Benefactor League won the option of taking two matches for $1 instead of paying our regular prices next cycle, since their league had the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers). The competition for this honor was really fierce this time around! The previous winner, the MRL, finished a close second. It was followed by the LLL and the NSL.

1. GRL (1,121 matches) 484.918
2. MRL (968 matches) 487.988
3. ASL (828 matches) 485.474
4. UWL (792 matches) 482.714
5. LLL (609 matches) 486.674
6. JIL (601 matches) 481.857
7. MBL (569 matches) 488.314
8. NAL (559 matches) 484.792
9. SGL (528 matches) 437.000
10. NSL (518 matches) 486.036



(This list only includes active wrestlers.)

1. X-RAIDED: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $11,747,100
2. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $11,531,200
3. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $11,318,438
4. ACE: The Survivor (ECL) $10,630,000
5. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (QPL) $10,624,800
6. ACE: King Krusher (ASL) $10,245,200
7. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $10,213,900
8. EDGE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $9,170,838
9. WWW: High Stakes Chris Edwards (CFL) $8,676,700
10. RENEGADE: Eric "The Cobra" Langdon (MIL) $8,485,800
11. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $7,910,200
12. WWW: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $7,828,100
13. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $7,691,900
14. CC: Danny Boy O'Day (NSL) $7,618,900
15. LPPF: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $7,513,000
16. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $7,491,400
17. CC: Oliver Shagnasty (NSL) $7,118,100
18. ACE: Hitman Howie Sandberg (NAL) $7,016,100
19. S4C: Willie Wino (NSL) $6,678,900
20. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) $6,567,500



IRON FEDERATION: Center Stage, Danger Zone, Empire Wrestling, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Mysterious Benefactor, New Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Slumber-party Massacre, Under Fire, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Intense Impact, King Kong, Lost Souls, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Praying Mantis, Pressure Packed, Rebel Yell, Vicious Valkyries, Wild Panthers, Zeus Power

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Dark Angel, Easy Rider, Hit Man, Majestic Property, Masked Wrestling, Mystic Diva, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: American Bodyslam, American Legion, Bounty Hunter, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Extreme Hardcore, Fightin' Irish, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Knight Time, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, War Cry

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Iron Cross, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Soldiers, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, Unknown Wrestler, World Wrestling

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