Vol. 13, No. 3 -- Winter 2008
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Thanks to his 500-point strategy, "Triumphant" Troy Simon (LSL) was able to win the Steel Federation title, then parlay that into a World Championship for manager Stacey McBride of Missouri! Troy was awarded $300,000 in imaginary earnings, while Stacey gets to choose either 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches. Congratulations!



HATE: Frozen Fire (THL) won an engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Shaun McPeck of Illinois when he edged out fellow TV champions WWW: "Loathsome Legend" Lance Thorn (IIL), ACE/EAGLES: Hardcore Dawkins (LSL), LPPF: Harley the Hammer Flanagan (BWL), ACE: Always Right Sean Hannity (PML), and VU: Duce Davis (RYL). Impressive!



Tony Ibrahim of Kansas earned an engraved plaque or 25 free matches by coaching DX: Triple H (NAL) to this title! Adding up the values of hold positions 1, 2, 6, 8, 10, 12, 13, and 14 in the strategy of each league battle royal winner proved that his 272 total was worthy of the crown. Hold positions 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, and 15 decided the order of elimination for our regular battle royals.



Picking up this $25,000 purse was EDGE: The Gigolo Jim Ross (CFL), who had a 499-point strategy! His manager, Neel LaBar of Virginia, receives a well-deserved 10 free matches.



ACE: Stone Cold Steve Austin (HWL) displayed his Pure Greatness by defeating our other Hardcore league champions and keeping this title in the hands of Bob Dippy from Pennsylvania! Steve had to use point flow against VU: Jason Riehle (RYL), who also had 499 points.



Reigning Hardcore Champion ACE: Stone Cold Steve Austin (HWL) continued to display his Pure Greatness by adding the Iron Federation to his winnings! Bob Dippy of Pennsylvania supplied his 499 total. Trading in the imaginary $40,000 and non-imaginary 25 free matches he received for taking home the Steel Federation, and ending up with the IWA World prize instead, was Stacey McBride's "Triumphant" Troy Simon! Jeff Annable of Canada led EDGE: Moon Warrior (BRL) to the Gold Federation honors. He had 499 points. Michael Eaves of Mississippi picked up his 12th Diamond Federation belt (a new record!) with the help of ACE: Celtic Tiger (LBL), bringing Michael's career federation title wins to 33 (also a new record!). In the Bronze Federation, LPPF: "D-Bola" Frank Fina (BWL) edged Asiatic Champion EDGE: The Gigolo Jim Ross (CFL) to take the prize for Anthony Dudick of New York. Both wrestlers had a 499 total. The Jade Federation champion was LPPF: Nick Kearns (TPL). His manager is Gregg Boyle of Maryland.



After claiming the Prairie region with his 501-pointer, ACE: Ultimo Scorpio (IML) turned back the other regional champions to gain an engraved plaque or 25 free matches for his manager, Michael Eaves of Mississippi! The remaining titles went to...

Atlantic: WWW: Renegade Rocky Stone (GRL)
owned by Mike Moore of North Carolina; edged out EDGE: Special Ed (NDL) and VU: Jack Twist (RYL), all with 499
Central: LPPF: Henry the Hog Flanagan (BWL)
managed to a 499 by Anthony Dudick of New York
Dixie: LPPF: "Simply Shredded" Carlos Sustanon (BWL)
also owned by Anthony Dudick; edged past RWS: "Southern Justice" Allan LeRoux (RYL), both with 499
Eastern: VU: Jeremy Davies (RYL)
under contract to Jonathan Riehle of Washington; had a 499 total
Mountain: ACE: Nathan Explosion (RYL)
Bob Dippy of Pennsylvania led him to 500 points
Northern: VU: Jonathan Riehle (RYL)
managed himself to a 499-pointer
Pacific: EDGE: Krazy Kyle Garrett (OSL)
coached to a 500 by Neel LaBar of Virginia
Southern: Killer Bob (LSL)
continued his spree under the watchful eye of Cody Schibi from Texas; used point flow to defeat UKA: Jason the Snake (IGL), the Outlaw (GTL), E$T/HARDCORE: Ruckus (ASL), and SS: The Carolina Kid (ABL)
Western: ACE: Detective Inspector Lee (RYL)
managed by Bob Dippy; had 499 points



The Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio coached EDGE: Aunt Flo (VVL) all the way to the Ladies' World Championship! He wins an engraved plaque or 15 free matches for providing the 499-pointer. Jeff also took the Ladies' U.S. title, using EDGE: Brenda "Bring Da" Payne (VVL)! LPPF: Awkward Curves Dizzy Denise Hamhock (VVL) brought the Ladies' National honors home to Keith A. Maple of Ohio. Her strategy was worth 499 points. WWW: Powerpuff Girl Chelsea (FFL) won the Queen of the Ring title for Darrell Brewer of Alabama after edging out fellow Powerpuff Girl Alisha (LLL). She's also owned by Darrell, and so are the Ladies' Tag-team champions, LPPF: Powerpuff Girls Kasey and Ashley (GDL)! CB: Nicole Doyle and Amy Johnson (LLL) continued to demonstrate top-notch teamwork by adding the Ladies' U.S. tag titles to their resumes. Congratulations are in order for their manager, Darren Lane of Arkansas! COT: Zebra Cakes and Strawberry Shortcake held onto their World Six-woman titles, this time partnering with Bregg Goyle (GDL). All three are managed by Mick Garig of Louisiana. The U.S. Six-woman champions were WWW: Lady Infamous, Lady Omnipotent, and Lady TeArS (VVL). They belong to Scott Bernes of Ohio.



After fighting their way into tenth place on the tag standings last cycle, WWW: Jumpin Johnny and Mighty Max Stargunn (QPL) turned up the heat even more, pocketing $50,000 apiece and winning an engraved plaque or 15 free matches for Jason Battaglia of New York! The top four teams listed had 516 points. This includes G-Dawg and the Amish Destroyer, who moved up from eighth place last time!



1. WWW: Jumpin Johnny & Mighty Max Stargunn (QPL)
2. LPPF: The Game & the Cerebral Assassin (XPL)
3. LPPF: Willy "The Chocolate Lover" Wonka & Bry-Bry (UFL)
4. ARS: G-Dawg & the Amish Destroyer (WSL)
5. WWW: Mobsters Nick Santilla & Rocky Tartaglia (MIL)
6. NOMAD WARRIOR: Rage & BOG: War Hawk (NGL)
7. EDGE: Inbred Fred & Special Ed (NDL)
8. EDGE: Brian Coldheart & Chris Coldstone (DZL)
9. EDGE: Seniram Eht Nioj & Ox Cutter (CFL)
10. Franklin Phelps & Chester Pennington (CSL)



EDGE: The Terminator and Pain (CSL), managed by Canada's Jeff Annable, had to resort to using point flow when the battle for these belts came down to them and their German stablemates Snake Badlands and Jonathan Winger (QPL). Both teams had 516 points.



Jonathan Akers of Texas teamed COT/CARTEL: Slash Craven and Abomination of Desolation with HATE/CARTEL: Jellysickle (RCL), who belongs to Shaun McPeck of Illinois, in an attempt to win these titles. It worked! The top eight teams in the rankings had 521 points.



1. COT/CARTEL: Slash Craven, Abomination of Desolation, HATE/CARTEL: Jellysickle (RCL)
2. SBTB: Leech Powers, A.C. Scraper, SBTB/FART GT: Zack Moreguts (SML)
3. EDGE: Snake Badlands, Jonathan Winger, Patrick Bateman (QPL)
4. AWC: Massive Mayhem, Karnage, Kaos (NGL)
5. LPPF: The King of Kings, Big Daddy Cool Darrell Brewer, Hunter (XPL)
6. LPPF: Sinister Steve, Killer Kenny, Brutal Barry Stryker (CSL)
7. EDGE: The Illustrious Ishtar, Agamemnon, Black Knight (DZL)
8. WWW: Hillbilly Love Richard Christy, Sal the Stockbroker, Bababooey Gary Dell'abate (WSL)
9. LPPF: The Hunters Destroyer, One Cycle Wonder, Brian Spencer (KTL)
10. ACE: "Mentally Disabled" Darcy Regier, "Loose Cannon" Lindy Ruff, "True #1" Martin Biron (PKL)



Jake Duvall of Georgia made good on his promise to line the pockets of his terrifying trio with $20,000 in cold, hard, imaginary cash once SBTB: Jessie Stabbo, Eatya Turtle, and Kelly Killpowski (SML) had disposed of LPPF: The Game, the Cerebral Assassin, and Triple H (XPL), plus LPPF: Jack Daniels, Evan Williams, and Paul Masson (BTL). All three teams had a 521 total.



Going by the number of matches, the most active leagues for the February cycle are listed below. In a very impressive showing, the Unknown Wrestler League knocked the ASL out of first place, ending its reign! Don't count the All Star League out just yet, however. Its active wrestlers had the highest average strategy total out of all 10 leagues, so its managers can take two matches for $1 next cycle! The averages in the ABL and APL were also exceptional.

1. UWL (1,529 matches) 485.299
2. ASL (814 matches) 491.890
3. ALL (806 matches) 487.733
4. ABL (544 matches) 491.543
5. JIL (524 matches) 488.730
6. XPL (505 matches) 486.579
7. MRL (489 matches) 473.961
8. MSL (480 matches) 449.952
9. APL (474 matches) 490.268
10. BBL (470 matches) 480.509



(This list only includes active wrestlers.)

1. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $11,243,400
2. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $11,182,338
3. X-RAIDED: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $10,748,400
4. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $10,360,200
5. ACE: King Krusher (THL) $10,206,400
6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $9,888,200
7. LPPF/F&F: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (SML) $9,673,200
8. EDGE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $8,822,538
9. WWW: High Stakes Chris Edwards (CFL) $8,246,400
10. EDGE: Snake Badlands (QPL) $8,155,445
11. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $7,750,800
12. RENEGADE: Eric "The Cobra" Langdon (MIL) $7,673,400
13. WWW/IV: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $7,516,300
14. LPPF: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $7,427,300
15. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $7,298,200
16. EDGE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $7,262,600
17. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $7,197,100
18. CC: Danny Boy O'Day (NSL) $7,049,200
19. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) $6,500,900
20. CC: Oliver Shagnasty (NSL) $6,485,100



IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage, Danger Zone, Empire Wrestling, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, New Generation, Quick Pin, Slumber-party Massacre, Under Fire, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Intense Impact, King Kong, Lost Souls, Mid-Atlantic Region, Old School, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries, Wild Panthers

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Good Times, Hit Man, Majestic Property, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: American Bodyslam, Anarchist Lust, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Knight Time, Main Event, Men of Steel, New York, Soul Asylum, War Cry

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Iron Cross, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Soldiers, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, Unknown Wrestler, World Wrestling

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