Vol. 11, No. 17 -- December 2006
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The IWA is saddened to announce the death of one of its most unorthodox, yet beloved, stars. Manager Jen "Warlock" Bialecki of Wisconsin informed us that the kickboxing kangaroo known as COT: Jay Jay Thunders passed away of old age last month. Despite harsh criticism from wrestling purists and Indiana mall cops, the "Downunda Wunda" left a legacy as a top star in the BBL for nearly 10 years, going undefeated in 4 series challenges, as well as narrowly being edged for the IWA World title (an amazing achievement for an animal)! With a final record of 1,001-270-43 *23, he has been honored with a posthumous induction into the Hall of Fame. His manager will receive a plaque (suitable for displaying), as well as our condolences.

After more than 15 years, 4 stints in the IWA, and several near-retirements, UKA: Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery is hanging it up to write his memoir entitled "It's the Way You Lace Your Boots: The Magnificent Montgomery and the Lost Art of Wrestling." He started his IWA career in the original Sterling Silver League in 1987. Montgomery's accolades include feuds with Rick Challenger, Sexy Steven Paradise, Hannibal, and other Hall of Famers including Roy Hammerhead, who point flowed him out of the Millennium Champion contest in 1999. Mr. Magnificent will be best remembered for winning 4 QML World titles under Commissioner Jeff Rice. An engraved plaque will be sent to Jamie Davis of Kentucky for managing him to a career worth writing about.



Blue Tiger made sure that the IWA's highest honor stayed in Texas for the third cycle in a row by giving TNT/FD: King of Diamonds (MWL) a strategy worth a perfect 501 points! He wins his choice of 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches. Way to go!



The top TV champion last cycle was PRO: Cosmic Invader (NYL), managed by Tony Robinson of Florida! He had to use point flow against PRO: H.V. Ludwig (MWL), UMI: Iceman (QPL), ACE: Hitman's Fury (HML), and UZI: Kenny Snow (NDL), since they all had 501 points. Tony can now decide between an engraved plaque and 25 free matches!



TV: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I (IGL) made Steven M. Shotliff's home state proud by picking up this title. Totalling the values of hold positions 1, 3, 7, 8, 9, 12, 13, and 15 in each battle royal winner's strategy led us straight to his 274-pointer. Steven wins an engraved plaque or 25 free matches! The hold positions used for the league battle royals were 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 10, 11, and 14.



Gregg Boyle of Maryland won the Iron Federation championship with UZI: Kahli Crash (MOL), who edged out UZI: C.H. Austin "Endless" Summers (IML), COT: Socially Distorted Mike Ness (QPL), and EDGE: Chris Coldstone (DZL). Each had 501 points. Gregg also took home the Bronze title, thanks to UZI: Tyrone Spencer (WAL)! He narrowly beat last cycle's champion, PRO: Darkness (NYL), who scored another 501-pointer. Tony Robinson of Florida picked up the 25 free matches for the Steel Federation with PRO: Diamond Dallas (CCL), and 25 more for the Jade strap with PRO: CM Punk (WWL)! Both men had perfect 501-pointers. The Gold title went to King of Diamonds, who later moved up to the World Championship. He had to edge out Steel (NDL), the Fallen Angel (NML), Buff (CWL), and UZI: Goes Bang I (OGL), since they all had a 501 total. MWC: The Super-Duper Star (ALL) won by point flow over WWW: Triple S (ECL) in the Diamond Federation for Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota. They each had 500 points.



Howie Sandberg of New York unleashed ACE: Hitman's Wrath (HML) upon our regional champions, and ended up with the National title's engraved plaque or 25 free matches! First he had to defeat FOE: "Super Handsome" Handsome Johnson (IDL) and UZI: The Patriot (CSLS) by point flow to take the Atlantic region, since they each had a 501 total. Also gaining $20,000 for winning a region were...

Central: PRO: Bad Boy Tony (MWL)
managed to a 501 by Tony Robinson of Florida
Dixie: EDGE/DEATHKNIGHT: Serial Killer (NDL)
owned by Mike Dorsett of New York; edged out ACE: The CS Kid (HTL), both with 500
Eastern: ACE: The Textbook Technician (HML)
managed by Howie Sandberg; beat UZI: Johnny "B Horror" Cinema (CSLS) by point flow, both with 501
Mountain: ACE: "Rugged" Randy Sanders (HTL)
also managed by Howie Sandberg; edged ACE: Pat Patterson's Ring Boy (DIL) and "The Enforcer" Arn Andersen (MRL), all with 500
Northern: MWC: Minnesota Heartthrob Sven (CSLS)
contract owned by Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; edged out UZI: Hell Seed (CLL), UZI: Goes Bang III (OGL), WWW: Ripper Borden (QPL), UZI: The Boxing Banker (NAL), and NEO: Trent Diamond (PPL), all with 499
Pacific: UMI: Dangerous Devon Demonic (QPL)
belongs to Scott Lowe of Missouri; won over X-21 (CSLS), both with 501 points
Prairie: Masked Grappler (QPL)
managed to a 501 total by Rob Bream of Pennsylvania
Southern: UMI: Bishop (QPL)
Scott Lowe gave him a 501-pointer
Western: COT: 1%'er Blake Baron (CSLS)
managed by Richard Wolfenden of Canada; edged TBZ/IIEII: Silver Cougar (ECL), TNT/FD: Jack of Hearts (MWL), and ACE: Immortal SK (HTL), all with 499



The Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio grabbed the Ladies' World title with UZI: Crabby Patty from the Nati (GDL)! Her 501-pointer earned him an engraved plaque or 15 free matches. Jeff then teamed his Spiffy Tiffany from Queen City with Luke Fletcher of Georgia's UZI: Sunny and Missy Blaze (GDL), and they won the World Six-woman belts with a 521! Sunny also took the $20,000 Ladies' U.S. title, and her sister Sable edged Missy for the Ladies' National Championship. (All three sisters had a 499 total.) Luke had one more trick up his sleeve; he sent Sunny and Missy after the Ladies' tag straps. They won them by edging out last cycle's U.S. tag champions, PRO: The Brunette Bombshell Kimberly and the Blonde Bombshell Becky (GAL), who also had 516 points. Awesome job! The Ladies' U.S. tag straps went to Randy Angel of Kentucky. The teams of SE: Linsey Dawn McKenzie and "Young and Natural" Ines Cudna (FFL), plus UZI: Charismatic Olivia Tyson and the TSuenami Sue Norris (LLL) lost to his UZI: Miss New Booty and Miss Bossy (GDL). He added Miss Laffy Taffy and she helped the pair win the U.S. Six-woman titles! Last, but certainly not least, was the Queen of the Ring championship. Beloved (VVL) proved to be unbeatable for a second straight cycle, and thus won 10 free matches for a very proud Nelson Gomez of New York! We congratulate him on this achievement.



These $50,000 titles went home to Arkansas with UZI: Priest of Satanas and Ganja Warrior (CCL), and they brought an engraved plaque or 15 free matches back with them for Johnathan Bridgeman! They had a team total of 516, as did their stablemates Seniram and Ecrof Ria Eht Nioj.



1. UZI: Priest of Satanas & Ganja Warrior (CCL)
2. UZI: Seniram Eht Nioj & Ecrof Ria Eht Nioj (ECL)
3. UZI: Rasheezy & Yankee Black Mamba (BRL)
4. ACE/LF: Manny "ManRam" Ramirez & ACE/RP: Mariano "Hammor of God" Rivera (MWL)
5. PRO: Cosmic Invader & Darkness (NYL)
6. ACE: "Dashingly Handsome" Doug & "Proud Parent" Kamehl Butabi (ABL)
7. PRO: Bad Boy Tony & WCW: Baddest American Biker John 13th USA (CLL)
8. EDGE: Chris Coldstone & Derek D'Spayre (DZL)
9. FOE: Mr. Rich Randy & Mr. Wealthy William Massacre (BTL)
10. WWW: Systematic Assassin & Masked Stormtrooper Lightning (TDL)



ACE/1B: Adam "Big Donkey" Dunn and ACE/3B: Michael "Iron Mike" Schimdt (MWL), managed by Austin Hauger of Indiana, pocketed a cool $20,000 for defeating all other TV tag champions with their 516-pointer. Nice going!



John M. Kruse of Indiana coached two of his six-man teams so well that they ended in an unbreakable, 521-point tie for these belts! Bruce the Warlord Hurricane, the Apache Kid, and Maverick Cutthroat Thurman drew with the Strong Styles to gain an engraved plaque or 15 free matches for John. Awesome showing!



1. ACE: Bruce the Warlord Hurricane, the Apache Kid, Maverick Cutthroat Thurman (MIL)
ACE: Strong Style Psycho, Strong Style Thug, Strong Style Shooter (CSLS)
3. ACE: Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels, Mean Mitch Page, Simon Sez (SPL)
4. UZI: Dr. Dominance Gilbert Arroyo, Godfather Frank, Maddog Mike Damage (DIL)
5. FOE: Mr. Rich Randy, Mr. Money Mark, Mr. Wealthy William Massacre (BTL)
6. UZI: Candyman, Doctor Doom, the Slave Driver (CWL)
7. COT: Brian Chance, "Bad Blood" Tre Brown, "El Jefe" Oscar Morales (CSLN)
8. NEO: Johnny Onyx, Trent Diamond, Lance Obsidian (PPL)
9. ACE: Super Five, Pro Bowl Brown, Weapon X Westbrook (NML)
UZI: Dream Killer, League Crusher, Killjoy (JEL)
UZI: Your God, Your Idol, Your Hero (FTL)



Johnathan Bridgeman of Arkansas managed UZI: Johnny "B Horror" Cinema, Rusty Hartsell, and Trent Hartsell (CSLS) to victory over all other TV six-man champions last cycle! His men picked up $20,000 apiece because of their 521-point team total.



The most active leagues for the November cycle are listed below, ranked by the number of matches in each. The All Star League remained in first place! The Unknown Wrestler League had the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers), so its managers can take two matches for $1 next cycle. The Imminent Destruction League finished a very close second.

1. ASL (749 matches) 491.493
2. JEL (642 matches) 480.577
3. MWL (578 matches) 483.364
4. ABL (515 matches) 492.143
5. NML (483 matches) 477.686
6. APL (473 matches) 484.700
7. JIL (472 matches) 492.145
8. IDL (459 matches) 494.083
9. LLL (451 matches) 489.267
10. UWL (433 matches) 494.324



1. I-AM: Izzy Stradlin (TGL) $17,175,900
2. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $10,673,038
3. COT: The Survivor (HAL) $10,502,400
4. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $9,852,400
5. UZI: King Krusher (HML) $9,791,400
6. ACE: Llucky Llarry Llewellyn (ASL) $9,397,000
7. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $8,777,800
8. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $8,606,400
9. NVUS: Macho Man Daniel Savage (CFL) $7,672,000
10. RDI: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $7,540,600
11. EDGE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $7,326,938
12. EDGE: Snake Badlands (OGL) $7,187,645
13. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $7,080,200
14. SE: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $6,984,300
15. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $6,911,400
16. ACE: The Texas Hangman (IML) $6,754,700
17. EDGE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $6,746,900
18. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $6,215,800
19. IE: Sister of Night (LLL) $6,211,000
20. RENEGADE: Eric "The Cobra" Langdon (MIL) $6,127,500



IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage (North and South), Danger Zone, Heart Throb, Imminent Destruction, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire, Unknown Wrestler

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Executioner's Axe, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, King Kong, Mid-Atlantic Region, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Hit Man, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Famous Talent, Gorgeous Amazon, Grim Reaper, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Main Event, New York, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Dragon's Hoard, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Shark, Kings Court, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, World Wrestling

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