Vol. 11, No. 13 -- September 2006
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WC: Ashley "Yo'shi" Bell (GAL) has decided to take a permanent break from wrestling. Her final stats were 1,016-338-35, with $1,814,500 in her imaginary bank account. Congratulations to her manager, Chester Wright of Michigan, who has earned himself an engraved plaque!

Matt Henderson of Virginia is retiring three of his UKA wrestlers this cycle. The QPL was home to Super Destroyer (1,170-390-62, $3,407,700 *19) and Dark Patriot (1,297-543-81, $3,642,700 *19), while Samoan Headhunter (1,186-489-62, $3,428,700 *14) fought in the WKL. Nice job managing them to greatness, Matt!



UZI: Jim "The Hypno" Henny (LOL), managed by Gregg Boyle of Maryland, won the Diamond Federation title, then edged Iron Federation champion (and stablemate) Drew Madison for the World belt! His strategy was worth 501 points. Gregg can now choose 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches.



With a perfect 501 total, UZI: Skeletor (NFL) defeated all other TV champions to win this engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Jason P. Miller of Kansas. Great job!



UZI: The King of the Parking Lot (WKL) has extended his reign to the ring! After adding up the values of hold positions 1, 4, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, and 15 in every battle royal winner's strategy, his 275-point total proved to be unbeatable. (Counting all 15 holds brought his total to a perfect 501.) His manager, Randy Angel of Kentucky, gets his choice of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches! The hold positions used for the league battle royals were 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12, and 14.



The Iron Federation title went to UZI: Drew Madison (HTL), who had 501 points. His manager, Patrick Eakin of Kansas, gets 25 free matches! In the Steel Federation, E$T: Bones (TGL) won the prize for Zach Gargus of Parts Unknown. World Champion Jim Henny took the Diamond strap after edging UZI: Touchdown Tom Brady (NFL), UZI: The King of the Parking Lot (WKL), ACE: Homicidal Hal Aurum (NSL), and ICE: The Scorpion (XWL). All five had 501 points. The Gold Federation championship went to UZI: Deadbeat Dad #2 (CLL), managed by Jason P. Miller of Kansas. He used point flow to win against ACE: Bad News Blake (TDL), ACE: Bruiser Buck Dewitt (BRL), G B (MWL), FDR: Brian Fury (NDL), and TRI-ME: "Darian Tomb" E.G. (HML). Each had a 500-pointer. Jason also claimed the Bronze title, using UZI: Omega Supreme (GRL)! He had to edge out FOE: "The Craze" Chris Genovicci (MML), since both had 500 points. The Jade Federation also went to one of Jason's men! UZI: Hell Hound #1 (DHL) won the belt with a 499 total.



Gregg Boyle of Maryland led UZI: Nick Cash (HTL) to a point flow win over UZI: Diet Pepsi Machine (NFL) for the Northern region, then watched as his man won the National prize of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches! His strategy was worth 501 points. The rest of the regional champions were...

Atlantic: Double M (CLL)
managed by the formidable Megan Terrell of West Virginia; edged both ACE: Mental Shakedown (WAL) and SWO: "Sensational" Steve Nash (ASL), all with 500
Central: UZI: Kevin Crash (MOL)
owned by Gregg Boyle; edged HOA: Bad Attitude Brett Deville (ASL), SDI: Vice-President Platinum Chanel (BBL), and Psycho Cop (NDL), all with 500
Dixie: UZI: Spirit-N-Black (SPL)
belongs to Jason P. Miller of Kansas; beat WC: Zeron "Spaceman" Johnson-WK (ASL) by point flow, both with 500
Eastern: UZI: Mr. Boyle (HTL)
managed by Gregg Boyle; edged out ACE: Terminator Todd Apollo (NSL) and "The Natural" Nick Brain (ASL), all with 500
Mountain: ACE: "Proud Parent" Kamehl Butabi (ABL)
coached to a 501 by Howie Sandberg of New York
Pacific: UZI: Pockets (NAL)
owned by Gregg Boyle; had a 501 total
Prairie: UZI: Bob "O" (NAL)
also owned by Gregg Boyle; also had a 501-pointer
Southern: OTR: Billy (The Kid) Pauch (HML)
managed to an unbeatable 500 points by Mark Manning of Florida
Western: ROW: The Eliminator (JIL)
received a 500-point strategy from Joseph Ginex of Connecticut



The Queen of the Ring crown remained in Ohio, as Ryan Oskar led "The Ugandan Goddess" Kamalana (VVL) to the top. Good going, Ryan! The Ladies' U.S. Tag-team champions were CB: Christi "Got It All" Paul and Rudi "Baby Got" Bakhtiar (FFL), managed by W.P. Mills of Wisconsin. They edged out UZI: Blonde Bimbo and Angry Trailer Trash (GAL), NGAA: Rydia Stormer and Mara O'Connor (GDL), plus UZI: Invincible Laura Lipkowitz and the TSuenami Sue Norris (LLL). The rest of the ladies' titles last cycle went to Jason P. Miller of Kansas! He won an engraved plaque or 15 free matches when UZI: Victoria's Secret Angel #1 (FFL) took the Ladies' World Championship with 501 points. His UZI: Self Loathing Mongoloid Chick (GDL) grabbed the U.S. belt with a 499 total. Jason held the Ladies' National title for a fourth straight cycle! UZI: Blonde Bimbo (GAL) had a 500-pointer. He kept his name on the Ladies' tag straps, using UZI: Lawanda Shonda Diamond Jackson and Ms. Demeanor Martha Stewart (LLL). They had a 516 team total. He also kept the World Six-woman titles in his possession, this time using UZI: Coors Twins #1 and #2, and Twin Peaks (VVL). He wrapped things up by taking the U.S. Six-woman belts with UZI: Piece of Meat, Baby Maker, and Battered Housewife (GAL), who had 521 points!



Jason P. Miller of Kansas won an engraved plaque or 15 free matches by managing UZI: Killer Kyle Broslovski and Krazy Kenny McCormick (PTL) to the top of the tag scene last cycle! The top three teams in the standings had 516 points.



1. UZI: Killer Kyle Broslovski & Krazy Kenny McCormick (PTL)
2. SWO: Bubba Sparxxx & "The Alabama Redneck" Butch Smith (ASL)
3. TNT: Survivor & Sabretooth (JEL)
4. A7X: Front & Rear Delts (DZL)
5. ACE: Grand Dragon of Triumph & Dark Dragon of Destiny (ECL)
6. FOE: "The Craze" Chris Genovicci & Stunning Steve Sawyer (MML)
7. UZI: Fast Eddie & Bob "O" (NAL)
8. EDGE: Cuthrak & Ollis Rage (KCL)
9. FOE: The Tax Collector & the Landlord (CFL)
10. TV: Sudden Impact & High Impact (IGL)



UZI: Ravenous Rick James and Dynamite Dave Chapelle (DHL) pocketed $20,000 apiece for defeating all other league TV tag-team champions last cycle! Jason P. Miller of Kansas managed them to a 516 total.



The engraved plaque or 15 free matches that accompany this title went home with the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio! He manages UZI: Pastor Ryan J. Skamm, Clancy "Green Lightning" Moore, and Mujeeb Al Najmeer (CSLN). All 10 teams in the rankings had 521 points, and so did ACE: Wired Pair, Suicide King Diamond, and the Golden ACE (AEL)!



1. UZI: Pastor Ryan J. Skamm, Clancy "Green Lightning" Moore, Mujeeb Al Najmeer (CSLN)
2. EDGE: Thanatos, Cuthrak, Ollis Rage (KCL)
EDGE/XR: Commissioner Hannibal, the Last Call Legend, the Inebriated Icon (GRL)
4. A7X: Justin Sane, Vash the Stampede, the Amazing Rattfinkle (SPL)
5. ACE: Ric Legend, Bad News Blake, Sly Smith (TML)
6. UZI: Over Confident Jerk, Self-Righteous Schmuck, Power Hungry Maniac (NYL)
EDGE: Galen Jackson, Playboy Pat Hoege, Jumpin' Johnny Fawcett (MOL)
UZI: Plunder, Mystic Warrior, Illusionary Warrior (MML)
UZI: Rookie Reaper, Newbie Dispather, Freshman Hazer (JEL)
UZI: Your God, Your Idol, Your Hero (FTL)



Sly Smith of West Virginia was able to add these titles to his resume, thanks to ACE: Trip Kings, Club Flush, and Double Gutshot (AEL)! They had to defeat ACE: Awesome Sean MCA, Hollywood Armstrong, and Big Boy Kong (TML) by point flow, since both teams had 521 points.



Listed below are the most active leagues for the Dog Days cycle, going in order by the number of matches. The Imminent Destruction League switched places again with the All Star League! The ASL received the consolation prize of a two matches for $1 cycle next time, since its active wrestlers had the highest average strategy total. The southern territory of the Center Stage League wasn't far behind.

1. IDL (962 matches) 491.947
2. ASL (891 matches) 495.135
3. APL (850 matches) 449.957
4. CSLS (838 matches) 493.585
5. JEL (797 matches) 483.844
6. UWL (784 matches) 491.318
7. JIL (782 matches) 491.914
8. CSLN (597 matches) 488.893
9. ECL (563 matches) 489.764
10. MWL (552 matches) 468.152



1. I-AM: Izzy Stradlin (TGL) $17,083,200
2. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $10,645,800
3. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $10,529,238
4. COT: The Survivor (HAL) $10,502,400
5. EDGE: King Krusher (HML) $9,776,200
6. ACE: Llucky Llarry Llewellyn (ASL) $9,348,000
7. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $8,526,800
8. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $8,410,500
9. RDI: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $7,332,100
10. EDGE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $7,212,038
11. EDGE: Snake Badlands (OGL) $7,098,945
12. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $6,962,000
13. NVUS: Macho Man Daniel Savage (CFL) $6,892,300
14. SE: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $6,814,700
15. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $6,809,800
16. ACE: The Texas Hangman (IML) $6,753,500
17. EDGE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $6,697,100
18. IE: Sister of Night (LLL) $6,210,400
19. TD: General Johnny Contract (JIL) $6,065,300
20. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $6,021,300



IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage (North and South), Danger Zone, Heart Throb, Imminent Destruction, Iron Man, Mount Olympus, Murder Incorporated, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire, Unknown Wrestler

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Executioner's Axe, Fight Night, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, King Kong, Mid-Atlantic Region, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Hit Man, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Wild Kingdom, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Famous Talent, Gorgeous Amazon, Grim Reaper, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Main Event, Mat Mayhem, New York, Trouble Maker, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Dragon's Hoard, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Kings Court, Lovely Ladies, Prime Time, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, World Wrestling

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