Vol. 11, No. 9 -- July 2006
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Starting right now, you can pay for your matches with cash, a check or money order (U.S. players only), MasterCard, VISA, American Express, Discover, and debit cards with any of those four logos on them! We want to make things as convenient as possible for our players, so we've taken the steps to provide you with these new payment options. Don't forget to completely fill out the "Credit Card Information" section of your Match Selection Sheet to avoid processing delays. Finally, if you have been sending us your matches by email, please let us know your 3-digit card verification number!

The IWA is very sad to announce that Tim Booth of North Carolina passed away on May 30th from an apparent heart attack. This former manager was the founder of the infamous Triple Threat stable (III T). Some of his numerous accomplishments include winning the XXL championship belt in March of 2000 with Big Bad Brian Oddie, then winning it AGAIN plus the Gold Federation title later that year, in September, with III T/CGT: Terrible Tim. He made a return to the game earlier this year, but unfortunately it turned out to be a brief one. Tim made many friends with other managers during his IWA career, and he will surely be missed. Our sincerest condolences go out to his family.



Retiring from the IWA this cycle is NVUS: Gravestone of the HML! He amassed a lifetime record of 1,462-607-144, with 35 stars and $5,042,900 in imaginary earnings. Congratulations to Dan Delaney of Ohio for managing this stellar athlete! Dan will receive an engraved plaque.



After edging WWW: Jonathan Jankowski (SHL) for the Jade Federation title, ILL: Caregiver Prozac (PKL) turned back the other federation champions with his 501-pointer to win the World prize of 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches! Managed by the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio, Prozac dedicates the win to his girlfriend, COT: Little Orphan Amphetamine (PKL).



Jeremy Nace of Pennsylvania picked up an engraved plaque or 25 free matches by leading USD: "Mutant Dog Catcher" Larry Wilson (AAL) to point flow victory over ILL: Manasa "Fists" Umbari (PKL)! Both wrestlers had 500 points.



HUNS: Triple H (MIL) won an engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Mark Spears of Illinois by tossing all his opponents out of the ring! We added up the values of hold positions 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, and 14 in every league battle royal winner's strategy to find this champion. ILL: The King of the Parking Lot (WKL) and CORE: Derek D'Spayre (DZL) had the same 272-point total, but Triple H had the best overall strategy so he was awarded the title.



The Iron Federation champion was TRI-ME: "The Big Mofo" A.D. (MIL), managed by 7OOtcepsuSlausU. He was entered in the running for this title due to an in-league error. Had it not been for this, ILL: "Venom" Eddie Brock (IML) would have won the prize for the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio. Taking the Steel Federation honors was KOI: The Pickle (DIL). Robert Lawrence of California gave him a strategy worth 499 points, so he wins 25 free matches! In the Gold Federation, Jason P. Miller of Kansas led USD: Evil Minion #2 (CLL) to victory over GX/WC: Alexander "Colossus" Fryeright (HML), WC: Chester "Cheetah" Wright (ASL), and FDR: Deathwish (NDL). The Diamond Federation's free matches were claimed by Randy Angel of Kentucky, who coached ILL: The King of the Parking Lot (and nearly of the Ring) from the WKL to a win by point flow over both AGF: Hardcore Tyrone (NSL) and USD: Super Duper Richard Simmons (NFL). EDGE: King Krusher (WAL) conquered the Bronze Federation with the 500-pointer supplied by Michael Eaves of Mississippi. Jade Federation audiences saw eventual World Champion Caregiver Prozac edge WWW: Jonathan Jankowski (SHL) for the title. Both had 501 points.



Gaining this prize of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches was Benjamin Iannarelli of Ohio! His wrestler, ACE: MindTakeover (WAL), won the Atlantic region, then edged Southern regional champion Warlord Wade Reinhard (who also had 501 points) to take the National belt. The other winners were...

Central: USD: Wilfrid von Snapp (SHL)
managed by Jeremy Nace of Pennsylvania; edged HIGH OCTANE: Cam (AAL), both with 500 points
Dixie: USD: Charles von Snapp (JIL)
also owned by Jeremy Nace; edged out DETH: Jacob Storm (TPL), TV: "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton (SHL), ILL: "Too ILL" S.D.B. (AAL), and FDR: Cosmos Observatory (DHL), all with 500
Eastern: USD: Fritz von Snapp (SHL)
and USD: "Crazy" Carl Cracker (JIL)
both managed to 500-pointers by Jeremy Nace
Mountain: USD: Violence (JIL)
one last region went to Jeremy Nace; used point flow to beat TV: Y2J Chris Jericho (SHL), both with 500 points
Northern: Vader (WWL)
managed by Grant Matthews of Canada; edged both ILL: Mighty Max De Jung (DHL) and Nasty Nick (JIL), all with 500
Pacific: UKA: S.M. Punk (TPL)
contract owned by Steve Schrimpshire of Mississippi; edged PAIN/TV: Kurt Angle (SHL), both having a 500 total
Prairie: The Blue Diamond (SHL)
managed by Darrell Johnson of Vermont; edged out HHH (WWL) and TRI-ME: "White Lightning" M.M. (JIL), all with 500
Southern: ICE: Warlord Wade Reinhard (IGL)
handles his own career out of Pennsylvania; 501 total
Western: PAIN: Nature Boy Ric Flair (SHL)
owned by Darrell Johnson; edged Sid Vicious (WWL), both with 500 points



Holding onto the Ladies' World title was the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio! This time he used ILL: The TSuenami Sue Norris (LLL) to earn the engraved plaque or 15 free matches. She had a 500 singles total, then teamed up with Invincible Laura Lipkowitz and won the Ladies' U.S. Tag-team straps with a perfect 516 tag total! They added Charismatic Olivia Tyson and tried for the World Six-woman belts, but lost by point flow to Jeff's other 521-point partners, ILL: "Misery" Sharon, Anita "Lotta," and Brenda "Bring Da" Payne (GAL)! Olivia didn't go home to the Smooth One empty-handed, since she won the Ladies' U.S. title with her 499-pointer. Laura Lipkowitz attempted to take a singles title of her own, but AA: Tatiana-Leyte (LLL), managed by Eric Jones of Maryland, was the one who ended up winning the Ladies' National Championship. Also losing the belt by point flow was IW: Sweet Lorena (LLL). All three ladies had 499 points. The Queen of the Ring was USD: Your Mom (GDL)! Jason P. Miller of Kansas also held onto the Ladies' Tag-team belts. He used USD: Lawanda Shonda Diamond Jackson and Ms. Demeanor Martha Stewart (LLL), who had a 516. Taking the U.S. Six-woman championships were SE: Dyslexia, Crystal Meth, and Essence (FFL). They were managed to point flow victory over USD: Your Mom, Your Sister, and Your Grandma (GDL) by Don Szurka of Wisconsin.



Keeping his name on these belts was Jason P. Miller of Kansas, who managed USD: Deadbeat Dads #1 and #2 (HML) to a perfect score! He wins an engraved plaque or 15 free matches. The top seven teams in the standings had 516 points, including Basket Case and Mental Case, who not only made the list last time but also had a perfect total then, too! "The Fiend" M.J. and "The Mafioso" M.C. also held on tight, moving up from sixth to second place. Very impressive!



1. USD: Deadbeat Dads #1 & #2 (HML)
2. TRI-ME: "The Fiend" M.J. & "The Mafioso" M.C. (BRL)
3. COT: Rocangus & Mark the Master Duchaine (JIL)
4. SE: Skullcrusher IV & Lord Trust (BBL)
SE: Basket Case & Mental Case (ASL)
6. TV: "The Sinister" Demitrius Drakos & Tony "The Annihilator" Young (DIL)
7. ILL: Flesh Consumed & Soul Skinner (AAL)
8. USD: Crybaby Kenny & Lumpy (LOL)
9. TRI-ME: "IWA Diva" C.F. & "Super" D.W. (FJL)
10. "Backseat Cowboy" J.R. & "Spirit Warrior" C.L. Schell (CFL)



Edging out USD: Evil Eric Cartman and Satanic Stan Marsh (PTL) for these $20,000 titles were SE: Skullcrushers Dan Ross and Kevin Downey (IDL)! Michael J. Paciga of New York managed the pair to a perfect 516-point team total.



For the third cycle in a row, three teams had to share these titles due to an unbreakable tie. Kublai X. Khanvict belongs to the Smooth One Jeff Manning, while Oriental Snake God and GOD's Unfaithful are managed by Scott Bernes (both hail from Ohio). Jason P. Miller of Kansas kept his name in this section with Holocaust, Tribulation, and Armageddon of the FJL. "The Game" M.C., "IWA Diva" C.F., and "Super" D.W. (also from the FJL) were entered in the running for these belts due to in-league mistake. They are managed by OKStohseruS of Las Vegas, Nevada. The top nine ranked teams had 521 points. Pushed out of the tenth spot by the other FJL winners was the team of USD: Uncle Bone Face, Co-Jack, and Spark Plug (KKL).



1. ILL: Kublai X. Khanvict, Oriental Snake God, GOD's Unfaithful (NDL)
USD: Holocaust, Tribulation, Armageddon (FJL)
TRI-ME: "The Game" M.C., "IWA Diva" C.F., "Super" D.W. (FJL)
4. EDGE: "Camel Jockey" Rogue Wolf, "The Notorious Rapper" Twenty Cent, Primetime Bruce Thomas Jr. (NFL)
5. ILL: Barry "Ultrasonic" Irvin, Crazy Camel, Dr. Xiz Dux (TML)
ILL: Shonuff Killer, Manasa "Fists" Umbari, Polish Power Jakub Pavlik (PKL)
EDGE: Scootie Arnold, Benedict Lowe, the War Machine (CFL)
8. ILL: "Eternal Slumber" Jonathon, "Infinite Torture" Zachary, "Broken Dreams" Xavier Aries (NYL)
ILL: "The ILLest" TeArS, "Too ILL" S.D.B., "So ILL" S. Bernes (AAL)
10. CORE: Devon Crow, Marc Midnight, Johnny Cage (OGL)



Three teams also tied unbreakably for the U.S. belts! ILL: Crazy Gangster, Ox Cutter, and Sloshed Soldier (GRL) are managed by the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio. Jeff also owns ILL: Ghengis X. Khanvict (NDL), who teamed with fellow Ohioan Scott Bernes's Taipan "Venom" Yin and Roah "The Serpent" Yang. The final team that shared in the glory was COT: Deadly David Death, Grave Dust, and Lord of Illusions (JIL). They are managed by Mark and Rebecca Duchaine of Vermont! Losing the titles by point flow were SE: Johnny Dream, American Dream Scott Olson, and Kevin the Cause Starr (BRL); ILL: Eternal Doom, Master Doom, and Blind Faith (WAL); ILL: Michaelangelo, Leonardo, and Donatello (NYL); plus ILL: Life Demolished, Flesh Consumed, and Soul Skinner (AAL). All seven teams had 521 points!



Listed below, in order of the number of matches, are the most active leagues for the June cycle. In addition to taking over first place, the Just Incredible League had the highest average strategy total when counting only active wrestlers! That means JIL managers can take two matches for $1 next cycle if they find it will give them a better deal than our regular prices.

1. JIL (811 matches) 492.624
2. IDL (753 matches) 484.550
3. MRL (679 matches) 487.206
4. UWL (626 matches) 483.635
5. ASL (602 matches) 485.478
6. DIL (540 matches) 490.741
7. XWL (531 matches) 450.182
8. IGL (523 matches) 489.764
9. EAL (515 matches) 471.667
10. CSLS (514 matches) 488.229



1. I-AM: Izzy Stradlin (TGL) $17,049,600
2. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $10,552,400
3. COT: The Survivor (HAL) $10,497,700
4. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $10,385,038
5. EDGE: King Krusher (WAL) $9,726,900
6. ACE: Llucky Llarry Llewellyn (ASL) $9,296,900
7. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $8,423,300
8. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $8,109,300
9. WYD: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $7,130,100
10. CORE: Snake Badlands (OGL) $6,991,345
11. CORE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $6,951,038
12. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $6,867,700
13. NVUS: Macho Man Daniel Savage (CFL) $6,784,000
14. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $6,706,700
15. ACE: The Texas Hangman (IML) $6,677,400
16. CORE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $6,620,000
17. SE: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $6,611,000
18. IE: Sister of Night (LLL) $6,207,500
19. TD: General Johnny Contract (JIL) $6,064,300
20. CD: Aeneas Bloodblade (CSLS) $5,977,000



IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage (North and South), Danger Zone, Heart Throb, Imminent Destruction, Iron Man, Mount Olympus, Murder Incorporated, Northern Lights, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire, Unknown Wrestler

STEEL FEDERATION: Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Executioner's Axe, Fight Night, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, King Kong, Mid-Atlantic Region, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Hit Man, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Screaming Fear, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Wild Kingdom, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Coffin Filler, Famous Talent, Gorgeous Amazon, Grim Reaper, Iron Glove, Main Event, Mat Mayhem, New York, Trouble Maker, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Dragon's Hoard, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Kings Court, Lovely Ladies, Prime Time, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Total Package, World Wrestling

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