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TEXAS DEATH LEAGUE

BULLETIN #235 -- FALL 2017

Card 1 -- Held in Kansas City (Attendance: 47,651)

VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry outmuscled Linus at 23:20 (abdominal stretch) by 6.
VIRUS: Anna Banana annihilated Randy Mulkey at 0:41 (abdominal stretch) by 117.
Tony Garea destroyed Alfalfa at 28:11 (The Garea Grapevine) by 3.
Tony Garea pinned VIRUS: The Angry Beaver at 28:42 (The Garea Grapevine) by 5.
VIRUS: Osama's Mama outmuscled Woodstock at 27:24 (abdominal stretch) by 5.
Cookie overpowered Sam Houston at 2:21 (giant swing) by 78.
IMT: The Creature from the IIL won over VIRUS: The Murphy at 29:55 (scorpion deathlock) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: Tony Garea overpowered Buckwheat at 53:35 (The Garea Grapevine) by 4.

Card 2 -- Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 41,600)

VIRUS: Anna Banana decked Todd Morton at 0:56 (scorpion deathlock) by 132.
VIRUS: Anna Banana decked Black Bart at 0:47 (Texas cloverleaf) by 167.
IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL defeated Alfalfa at 23:22 (scorpion deathlock) by 6.
Tony Garea outmuscled VIRUS: The Mysterious Beaver at 28:27 (The Garea Grapevine) by 5.
Crimson Ninja bested Woodstock at 21:35 (abdominal stretch) by 6 *** won the Jr. Heavyweight title.
Cookie won over TTO: Pistol Pete at 2:56 (avalanche) by 137.
IMT: Phantom from the IIL decked Hired Gun #2 at 24:37 (abdominal stretch) by 8.
MAIN EVENT: Tony Garea decked Porky at 43:25 (The Garea Grapevine) by 3.

Card 3 -- Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 12,777)

Porky defeated Todd Morton at 2:50 (scorpion deathlock) by 131.
VIRUS: Anna Banana pinned Stanley Holmes at 6:57 (full nelson) by 72.
Cookie over Randy Hogan at 6:09 (disqualification -- tied opponent up).
Tony Garea overpowered Hired Mercenary #5 at 28:45 (The Garea Grapevine) by 3 (non-title,).
Woodstock outmuscled EDGE: Joe ICE at 29:47 (The Woodstock Waistlock) by 2.
Buckwheat over Jason Adams at 9:53 (disqualification -- loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL annihilated CTI: Rockstar at 27:05 (scorpion deathlock) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL beat Tony Garea at 32:00 (scorpion deathlock) by 3.

Card 4 -- Held in Aruba (Attendance: 20,464)

Cookie overpowered Todd Morton at 2:33 (scorpion deathlock) by 132.
VIRUS: Anna Banana annihilated RR: Deadwood Douglas at 3:49 (abdominal stretch) by 123.
Cookie destroyed Bill Mulkey at 0:32 (overhead toss) by 129.
Tony Garea defeated Porky at 27:50 (The Garea Grapevine) by 3.
IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja tied Steve Lombardi (time limit).
Hired Mercenary #5 beat EDGE: "Fat" Williams at 24:32 (The Mercenary Moonsault #5) by 7.
IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL bested Stymie at 16:36 (scorpion deathlock) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL bested IMT: The Creature from the IIL at 54:03 (scorpion deathlock) by 1.

Card 5 -- Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 16,518)

VIRUS: Anna Banana bested Rocky King at 0:40 (scorpion deathlock) by 128.
VIRUS: Anna Banana annihilated Bart Batten at 3:16 (Texas cloverleaf) by 109.
Cookie over Randy Mulkey at 13:05 (count out).
VIRUS: Oprah overpowered Tony Garea at 28:46 (abdominal stretch) by 1 (non-title).
IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja drew VIRUS: Rev. Johnson (time limit).
CTI: Fabolous bested Hired Mercenary #5 at 28:27 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
EDGE: Rat Fink and EDGE: Bush Leaguer* defeated VIRUS: Hepatitis and VIRUS: The Mysterious Beaver* at 12:41 (abdominal stretch) by 20 (Tag-team title) (Guest referee: VIRUS: Ponderosa) *** won the Texas Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja drew IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL (no contest).

Card 6 -- Held in Venice (Attendance: 37,782)

Cookie over Rocky King at 5:19 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
Tony Garea bested VIRUS: Anna Banana at 29:23 (The Garea Grapevine) by 2.
IMT: Phantom from the IIL beat Snoopy at 27:42 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
Tony Garea pinned VIRUS: Osama at 28:25 (The Garea Grapevine) by 1.
IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja destroyed IMT: The Man from IIL at 28:40 (Tornado DDT) by 2.
Porky over Jason Adams at 7:17 (disqualification -- manager in ring).
CTI: Fabolous* and CTI: Jadakiss bested VIRUS: Hepatitis and VIRUS: The Mysterious Beaver* at 11:38 (abdominal stretch) by 16 *** won the American Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL beat Hired Gun #5 at 45:46 (scorpion deathlock) by 9.

Card 7 -- Held in Washington, D.C. (Attendance: 29,796)

VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry decked IMT/LPPF: Purple Ninja at 28:03 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
VIRUS: Anna Banana decked Food-Stamp Robert at 3:11 (choke slam) by 111.
IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja destroyed Charlie Brown at 18:11 (Tornado DDT) by 8.
IMT: It Came from the IIL defeated Tony Garea at 27:33 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja annihilated Cookie at 29:34 (Tornado DDT) by 5.
Crimson Ninja defeated Porky at 29:55 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
CTI: Rockstar* and CTI: Ozzy Outlaw beat VIRUS: Hepatitis* and VIRUS: The Mysterious Beaver at 14:57 (abdominal stretch) by 15.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Phantom from the IIL tied IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL (time limit).

Card 8 -- Held in St. Louis (Attendance: 34,995)

VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry destroyed Tony Garea at 29:02 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
VIRUS: Anna Banana beat Welfare Ricky at 4:58 (choke slam) by 53.
Cookie destroyed Black Bart at 0:16 (Texas cloverleaf) by 167.
IMT: Phantom from the IIL destroyed Tony Garea at 28:43 (abdominal stretch) by 3 *** won the KOTM Television title.
IMT: Phantom from the IIL defeated the Canadian Jobber at 29:48 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
CTI: Ozzy Outlaw pinned Porky at 27:50 (big splash) by 4.
EDGE: Rat Fink* and EDGE: Bush Leaguer bested CTI: Fabolous* and CTI: Jadakiss at 29:06 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL decked Hired Mercenary #5 at 48:47 (scorpion deathlock) by 6.

Card 9 -- Held in London (Attendance: 25,098)

VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry pinned IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja at 29:21 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
VIRUS: Anna Banana over Shotgun Shane at 10:45 (disqualification -- refused to break choke).
Cookie beat Stanley Holmes at 7:40 (overhead toss) by 69.
IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL defeated Tony Garea at 28:22 (scorpion deathlock) by 3.
James Ellsworth defeated IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja at 28:12 (The Chinless Chokeslam) by 3.
IMT: Plan 9 from the IIL overpowered Porky at 27:01 (scorpion deathlock) by 5 *** won the Mid-South title.
EDGE: Rat Fink and EDGE: Bush Leaguer* destroyed CTI: Rockstar and CTI: Ozzy Outlaw* at 27:42 (abdominal stretch) by 5.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL outmuscled Woodstock at 17:36 (scorpion deathlock) by 9.

Card 10 -- Held in Algiers (Attendance: 50,065)

VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry decked the NY Jobber at 28:16 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
VIRUS: Anna Banana won over Brad Batten at 2:16 (choke slam) by 91.
Tony Garea outmuscled VIRUS: Hepatitis at 27:29 (The Garea Grapevine) by 2.
IMT: The Creature from the IIL decked Tony Garea at 28:20 (scorpion deathlock) by 2.
VIRUS: Nama Nama Noomie outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja at 29:24 (abdominal stretch) by 4 *** won the GWF title.
IMT: Phantom from the IIL beat VIRUS: Ponderosa at 27:37 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
IMT/LPPF: Purple Ninja, IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja, and IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja* annihilated VIRUS: Ebola*, VIRUS: Ponderosa, and VIRUS: Sweden House at 10:19 (Blue Ninja Distracts) by 14 *** won the American Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL beat VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry at 54:49 (scorpion deathlock) by 2.

Card 11 -- Held in Tunis (Attendance: 13,299)

VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry overpowered EDGE: Cavlos at 13:30 (abdominal stretch) by 11.
VIRUS: Anna Banana defeated Billy the Kid at 4:04 (choke slam) by 100.
IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja bested Spanky at 27:42 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
Tony Garea annihilated Hired Gun #5 at 21:06 (The Garea Grapevine) by 6 *** won the Lone Star title.
IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja won over EDGE: He is I at 24:25 (abdominal stretch) by 7.
Cookie over Jason Adams at 5:56 (disqualification -- manager in ring).
VIRUS: Osama's Mama, VIRUS: Rev. Johnson, and VIRUS: Nama Nama Noomie* defeated VIRUS: Ebola, VIRUS: Ponderosa, and VIRUS: Sweden House* at 27:28 (abdominal stretch) by 1 (Six-man title).
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL defeated IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja at 58:37 (scorpion deathlock) by 5.

Card 12 -- Held in Tokyo (Attendance: 16,097)

VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry decked Crimson Ninja at 28:04 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
VIRUS: Anna Banana annihilated TTO: Black-Jack at 3:07 (choke slam) by 89.
Cookie over RR: Deadwood Douglas at 7:43 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone).
Tony Garea overpowered Hired Gun #2 at 28:22 (The Garea Grapevine) by 5.
IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL won over Paul Roma at 19:45 (scorpion deathlock) by 8.
IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL pinned VIRUS: Sweden House at 16:55 (scorpion deathlock) by 7.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL bested Alfalfa at 23:38 (scorpion deathlock) by 6.

Card 13 -- Held in Portland (Attendance: 22,636)

VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry pinned Hired Gun #1 at 29:11 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
VIRUS: Anna Banana decked Sam Houston at 2:06 (airplane spin) by 102.
VIRUS: The Contaminated Beaver bested Tony Garea at 28:56 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
Cookie pinned Food-Stamp Robert at 2:41 (giant swing) by 106.
VIRUS: Obama's Mama defeated Hired Mercenary #5 at 29:28 (abdominal stretch) by 3 *** won the Mid-West title.
Cookie over TTO: Hoss at 4:50 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent).
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL bested VIRUS: Anna Banana at 50:40 (scorpion deathlock) by 5.

Card 14 -- Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 18,945)

IMT/LPPF: Purple Ninja pinned Hired Mercenary #5 at 27:29 (Blue Ninja Distracts) by 2.
VIRUS: Anna Banana defeated TTO: Pistol Pete at 3:17 (choke slam) by 66.
Cookie pinned Bart Batten at 2:21 (Texas cloverleaf) by 109.
Cookie overpowered Welfare Ricky at 7:40 (giant swing) by 48.
Cookie pinned Billy the Kid at 3:30 (giant swing) by 95.
IMT: Phantom from the IIL won over EDGE: And I Am Him at 19:09 (abdominal stretch) by 13.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL decked VIRUS: The Contaminated Beaver at 31:07 (scorpion deathlock) by 1.

Card 15 -- Held in Nice (Attendance: 37,811)

IMT/LPPF: Purple Ninja beat Hired Gun #5 at 29:12 (Blue Ninja Distracts) by 5.
VIRUS: Anna Banana annihilated Jason Adams at 2:53 (grapevine) by 88.
Tony Garea overpowered Woodstock at 17:06 (The Garea Grapevine) by 6 (non-title,).
Cookie destroyed Shotgun Shane at 7:52 (giant swing) by 58.
Cookie bested TTO: Black-Jack at 5:51 (giant swing) by 84.
Cookie destroyed George South at 6:54 (giant swing) by 69.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL defeated VIRUS: Osama at 42:37 (scorpion deathlock) by 4.

Card 16 -- Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 33,269)

VIRUS: Anna Banana bested Randy Hogan at 6:39 (airplane spin) by 69.
VIRUS: Anna Banana decked TTO: Hoss at 2:54 (abdominal stretch) by 123.
IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja overpowered Tony Garea at 29:00 (Tornado DDT) by 3.
Cookie outmuscled Brad Batten at 4:18 (giant swing) by 86.
VIRUS: Ebola beat Hired Gun #5 at 27:08 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
Hired Gun #5 overpowered EDGE: Apprentice at 27:45 (The Gunning Grapevine #5) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL bested VIRUS: Obama at 27:33 (scorpion deathlock) by 5.

Card 17 -- Held in Shanghai (Attendance: 16,604)

VIRUS: Anna Banana decked Bill Mulkey at 4:03 (choke slam) by 101.
VIRUS: Anna Banana defeated George South at 2:57 (choke slam) by 74.
Tony Garea overpowered IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja at 29:01 (The Garea Grapevine) by 2 (non-title,).
IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja overpowered Hired Mercenary #5 at 27:05 (Red Ninja Distracts) by 3.
Porky overpowered Sam Houston at 3:15 (giant swing) by 78.
IMT: The Creature from the IIL pinned CTI: Jadakiss at 29:57 (scorpion deathlock) by 2.

Battle Royal -- Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 8,258)

IMT/LPPF: Purple Ninja won $1,000 when he was thrown onto the apron by IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja.
Crimson Ninja was awarded $1,100 when IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja flipped him out.
IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja nabbed $1,200 after he got catapulted out by IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja.
IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja won $1,300 when he got flipped out by IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja.
IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

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