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TEXAS DEATH LEAGUE

BULLETIN #233 -- AUGUST 2017

Card 1 -- Held in Washington, D.C. (Attendance: 33,542)

Linus bested IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja at 27:37 (The Linus Leglock) by 4 *** won the USWA title.
VIRUS: Anna Banana overpowered TTO: Black-Jack at 4:31 (airplane spin) by 81.
EDGE: Apprentice annihilated Black Bart at 3:04 (giant swing) by 95.
Tony Garea won over IMT/LPPF: White Ninja at 28:15 (The Garea Grapevine) by 4.
The Canadian Jobber won over EDGE: Cavlos at 28:46 (The Canadian Crab) by 5.
Buckwheat beat EDGE: Nervous Purvis at 28:01 (The Buckwheat Backbreaker) by 4.
IMT: The Creature from the IIL defeated VIRUS: The Murphy at 28:14 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
VIRUS: Ebola and VIRUS: Ponderosa* annihilated EDGE: Simpleton and EDGE: Blockhead* at 27:38 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: "Fat" Williams won over IMT: It Came from the IIL at 53:47 (big splash) by 2.

Card 2 -- Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 43,425)

VIRUS: Anna Banana defeated Todd Morton at 6:03 (airplane spin) by 63.
VIRUS: Anna Banana outmuscled Sam Houston at 3:51 (airplane spin) by 75.
Tony Garea over Stanley Holmes at 15:32 (count out).
Tony Garea beat IMT: It Came from the IIL at 20:30 (The Garea Grapevine) by 6.
The Canadian Jobber outmuscled VIRUS: Sweden House at 29:56 (The Canadian Crab) by 2.
EDGE: Droid 1 won over VIRUS: The Murphy at 28:42 (Q) by 5.
Stymie pinned VIRUS: The Murphy at 29:39 (The Stymie Stunner) by 4.
VIRUS: Sweden House and VIRUS: Oprah* outmuscled EDGE: Koganis* and EDGE: Cavlos at 28:45 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa annihilated EDGE: "Fat" Williams at 44:11 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 7.

Card 3 -- Held in Austin (Attendance: 41,433)

Tony Garea outmuscled Todd Morton at 3:52 (avalanche) by 108.
VIRUS: Anna Banana annihilated TTO: Pistol Pete at 3:36 (airplane spin) by 75.
EDGE: Apprentice outmuscled Stanley Holmes at 3:36 (Q) by 109.
EDGE: Apprentice annihilated Food-Stamp Robert at 1:31 (avalanche) by 153.
The Canadian Jobber pinned EDGE: Greenhorn at 27:11 (The Canadian Crab) by 2.
EDGE: Apprentice bested Sam Houston at 5:10 (giant swing) by 72.
IMT/LPPF: White Ninja defeated IMT: It Came from the IIL at 27:44 (Tornado DDT) by 2.
VIRUS: Sweden House and VIRUS: Oprah* won over VIRUS: The Mysterious Beaver and VIRUS: Nama Nama Noomie* at 27:30 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa pinned VIRUS: The Murphy at 22:31 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 12.

Card 4 -- Held in London (Attendance: 22,136)

EDGE: Apprentice defeated Todd Morton at 6:00 (giant swing) by 60.
VIRUS: Anna Banana overpowered Jason Adams at 6:27 (airplane spin) by 82.
IMT: It Came from the IIL defeated VIRUS: Hepatitis at 28:44 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
EDGE: Apprentice bested Welfare Ricky at 1:30 (atomic drop) by 86.
The Canadian Jobber annihilated IMT: It Came from the IIL at 17:08 (The Canadian Crab) by 7 *** won the KOTM Television title.
EDGE: Apprentice beat TTO: Pistol Pete at 4:21 (giant swing) by 72.
IMT/LPPF: White Ninja defeated IMT: 20 Million Miles to the IIL at 29:17 (Tornado DDT) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa pinned IMT/LPPF: White Ninja at 49:51 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 7.

Card 5 -- Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 13,140)

VIRUS: Anna Banana destroyed Rocky King at 1:10 (abdominal stretch) by 133.
VIRUS: Anna Banana beat TTO: Hoss at 3:28 (abdominal stretch) by 114.
Spanky bested IMT/LPPF: White Ninja at 27:53 (The Spanky Spear) by 4.
EDGE: Apprentice beat Shotgun Shane at 4:56 (atomic drop) by 105.
IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja beat IMT: It Came from the IIL at 27:02 (big splash) by 4.
Buckwheat overpowered IMT: It Came from the IIL at 28:01 (The Buckwheat Backbreaker) by 4.
Cookie pinned IMT/LPPF: White Ninja at 20:59 (The Cookie Cutter) by 6 *** won the WCCW title.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa defeated EDGE: Apprentice at 38:50 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 11.

Card 6 -- Held in Shannon (Attendance: 31,259)

Tony Garea pinned Rocky King at 2:24 (The Garea Grapevine) by 140.
VIRUS: Anna Banana beat George South at 4:48 (airplane spin) by 80.
Tony Garea over RR: Deadwood Douglas at 15:52 (count out).
EDGE: Apprentice won over Brad Batten at 3:15 (giant swing) by 87.
Steve Lombardi bested IMT/LPPF: White Ninja at 27:19 (The Lombardi Leglock) by 2.
Hired Mercenary #5 defeated VIRUS: The Murphy at 29:47 (The Mercenary Moonsault #5) by 5.
Hired Gun #2 decked IMT: It Came from the IIL at 27:04 (The Gunning Grapevine #2) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa defeated EDGE: And I Am Him at 47:04 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 7.

Card 7 -- Held in Boston (Attendance: 42,646)

IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja bested Rocky King at 0:36 (Tornado DDT) by 136.
IMT: It Came from the IIL destroyed VIRUS: Anna Banana at 27:40 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
EDGE: Apprentice outmuscled RR: Deadwood Douglas at 2:38 (big splash) by 111.
EDGE: Droid 9 bested IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja at 28:52 (belly to belly) by 1.
Paul Roma beat VIRUS: The Murphy at 13:23 (The Roma Rope Burn) by 11 *** won the American title.
Porky destroyed IMT: It Came from the IIL at 29:28 (The Porkchop Powerslam) by 4.
VIRUS: Ebola and VIRUS: Ponderosa* won over VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry* and VIRUS: Rev. Johnson at 29:06 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa destroyed IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja at 31:35 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 8.

Card 8 -- Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 18,023)

EDGE: Apprentice over Rocky King at 9:35 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone).
Alfalfa decked EDGE: Droid 10 at 22:22 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 10.
IMT: It Came from the IIL decked VIRUS: The Contaminated Beaver at 27:48 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
VIRUS: Osama's Mama annihilated IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja at 28:24 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
VIRUS: Obama's Mama annihilated EDGE: Apprentice at 27:29 (big splash) by 5.
EDGE: "Fat" Williams destroyed Jason Adams at 3:07 (airplane spin) by 94 (non-title).
VIRUS: Sweden House and VIRUS: Oprah* outmuscled VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry and VIRUS: Rev. Johnson* at 22:36 (abdominal stretch) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa decked EDGE: Koganis at 39:20 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 6.

Card 9 -- Held in El Paso (Attendance: 50,141)

VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry tied EDGE: And I Am Him (double count out).
Alfalfa outmuscled EDGE: Tenderfoot at 24:34 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 10.
Tony Garea annihilated Bart Batten at 7:24 (shoulder breaker) by 69 (Guest referee: VIRUS: Rev. Johnson).
EDGE: Koganis overpowered IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja at 28:23 (big splash) by 2.
EDGE: Droid 6 annihilated EDGE: Apprentice at 29:12 (Q) by 4.
EDGE: Apprentice pinned Jason Adams at 5:24 (atomic drop) by 92.
VIRUS: Sweden House and VIRUS: Oprah* overpowered EDGE: Droid 8 and EDGE: Droid 6* at 29:02 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa outmuscled the Canadian Jobber at 56:26 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 2.

Card 10 -- Held in Bombay (Attendance: 30,934)

Buckwheat destroyed IMT/LPPF: Purple Ninja at 27:09 (The Buckwheat Backbreaker) by 2.
Alfalfa destroyed VIRUS: The Mysterious Beaver at 18:05 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 7.
EDGE: Apprentice pinned Bart Batten at 2:04 (Q) by 126.
IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja outmuscled Jason Adams at 6:17 (overhead toss) by 95.
EDGE: Droid 5 beat EDGE: Apprentice at 28:17 (Q) by 1.
EDGE: Apprentice outmuscled TTO: Hoss at 3:08 (giant swing) by 52.
VIRUS: Sweden House and VIRUS: Oprah* overpowered EDGE: Fresh Fish and EDGE: Cannon Fodder* at 19:12 (abdominal stretch) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa annihilated IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja at 39:49 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 7.

Card 11 -- Held in Dacca (Attendance: 38,752)

VIRUS: Anna Banana defeated Randy Hogan at 5:43 (airplane spin) by 66.
Alfalfa beat VIRUS: Nama Nama Noomie at 21:10 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 6.
Tony Garea destroyed Food-Stamp Robert at 1:34 (shoulder breaker) by 106.
EDGE: And I Am Him overpowered IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja at 27:47 (Q) by 1.
EDGE: Apprentice won over Billy the Kid at 1:42 (giant swing) by 88.
EDGE: And I Am Him bested EDGE: Droid 7 at 27:25 (Q) by 2.
VIRUS: Ebola and VIRUS: Ponderosa* beat EDGE: Droid 10* and EDGE: Nervous Purvis at 28:46 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa decked Buckwheat at 50:23 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 5.

Card 12 -- Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 24,813)

VIRUS: Anna Banana annihilated Bill Mulkey at 5:26 (airplane spin) by 98.
Alfalfa bested EDGE: Cannon Fodder at 15:34 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 10.
Tony Garea defeated Welfare Ricky at 5:29 (shoulder breaker) by 58.
Hired Gun #1 bested IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja at 27:16 (The Gunning Grapevine #1) by 4.
IMT/LPPF: White Ninja overpowered EDGE: Droid 4 at 27:30 (Tornado DDT) by 2.
EDGE: And I Am Him beat IMT: Phantom from the IIL at 29:38 (Q) by 1.
EDGE: Droid 9 and EDGE: Greenhorn tied VIRUS: Sweden House and VIRUS: Oprah (double disqualification).
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa destroyed IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja at 56:07 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 5.

Card 13 -- Held in Panama City (Attendance: 15,667)

VIRUS: Anna Banana outmuscled Randy Mulkey at 0:38 (abdominal stretch) by 106.
Alfalfa overpowered IMT: It Came from the IIL at 19:59 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 9 (non-title,).
Tony Garea won over Shotgun Shane at 2:35 (shoulder breaker) by 62.
IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja tied IMT: Plan 9 from the IIL (double count out).
IMT/LPPF: White Ninja bested EDGE: Droid 3 at 28:55 (Tornado DDT) by 1.
Hired Gun #5 destroyed EDGE: And I Am Him at 17:32 (The Gunning Grapevine #5) by 8 *** won the Lone Star title.
VIRUS: Sweden House and VIRUS: Oprah* annihilated EDGE: Tenderfoot* and EDGE: Joe ICE at 20:12 (abdominal stretch) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa destroyed VIRUS: Anna Banana at 26:38 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 10.

Card 14 -- Held in Lynn (Attendance: 23,859)

VIRUS: Anna Banana won over Black Bart at 0:23 (Texas cloverleaf) by 183.
Tony Garea destroyed Randy Hogan at 1:38 (giant swing) by 101.
Tony Garea bested Brad Batten at 2:08 (shoulder breaker) by 88.
EDGE: And I Am Him decked EDGE: Droid 8 at 28:25 (Q) by 1.
EDGE: Droid 2 annihilated VIRUS: The Murphy at 28:49 (Q) by 2.
EDGE: He is I overpowered EDGE: Apprentice at 27:52 (Q) by 5.
VIRUS: Obama's Mama and VIRUS: Osama's Mama drew VIRUS: Ebola and VIRUS: Ponderosa (double count out).
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa defeated VIRUS: The Contaminated Beaver at 37:20 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 13.

Card 15 -- Held in Brussels (Attendance: 47,692)

VIRUS: Anna Banana outmuscled Stanley Holmes at 1:03 (abdominal stretch) by 110.
EDGE: Apprentice won over Randy Hogan at 2:03 (overhead toss) by 96.
Tony Garea bested Billy the Kid at 4:00 (shoulder breaker) by 89.
EDGE: Koganis defeated Woodstock at 29:43 (big splash) by 2.
EDGE: Apprentice won over TTO: Black-Jack at 6:45 (giant swing) by 78.
EDGE: Joe ICE defeated VIRUS: The Murphy at 28:54 (big splash) by 3.
VIRUS: Sweden House* and VIRUS: Oprah destroyed VIRUS: Obama's Mama* and VIRUS: Osama's Mama at 27:50 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa beat Tony Garea at 30:48 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 3.

Card 16 -- Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 46,243)

VIRUS: Anna Banana pinned RR: Deadwood Douglas at 3:03 (big splash) by 112.
Tony Garea overpowered Bill Mulkey at 4:30 (shoulder breaker) by 96.
Tony Garea beat TTO: Black-Jack at 2:33 (shoulder breaker) by 79.
Buckwheat outmuscled EDGE: Fresh Fish at 27:50 (The Buckwheat Backbreaker) by 4.
Buckwheat destroyed VIRUS: Ebola at 29:52 (The Buckwheat Backbreaker) by 2.
IMT: It Came from the IIL bested VIRUS: Osama at 27:58 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
VIRUS: Sweden House* and VIRUS: Oprah outmuscled EDGE: Droid 5 and EDGE: Droid 7* at 17:38 (abdominal stretch) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: Alfalfa bested VIRUS: Osama at 22:40 (The Alfalfa Arm Lock) by 10.

Card 17 -- Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 8,629)

VIRUS: Anna Banana over Bart Batten at 12:05 (count out).
EDGE: Apprentice pinned Bill Mulkey at 0:22 (Q) by 163.
Tony Garea defeated Sam Houston at 5:49 (full nelson) by 94.
James Ellsworth destroyed IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja at 21:42 (The Chinless Chokeslam) by 7 *** won the Brass Knuckles title.
VIRUS: Rev. Johnson defeated IMT/LPPF: White Ninja at 27:35 (big splash) by 1.
EDGE: Apprentice beat George South at 3:58 (giant swing) by 77.
VIRUS: Ebola and VIRUS: Ponderosa* annihilated EDGE: Droid 4 and EDGE: Droid 2* at 29:25 (abdominal stretch) by 2.

Card 18 -- Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 43,656)

VIRUS: Anna Banana destroyed Food-Stamp Robert at 1:55 (Texas cloverleaf) by 154.
Tony Garea decked Randy Mulkey at 3:01 (The Garea Grapevine) by 113.
Tony Garea defeated TTO: Pistol Pete at 7:32 (shoulder breaker) by 73.
EDGE: Rat Fink bested IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja at 29:40 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
VIRUS: The Angry Beaver defeated IMT: It Came from the IIL at 27:01 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
EDGE: Apprentice drew IMT: The Man from IIL (double count out).
EDGE: Droid 3 and EDGE: Droid 1 tied VIRUS: Ebola and VIRUS: Ponderosa (double disqualification).

Card 19 -- Held in New York City (Attendance: 20,568)

VIRUS: Anna Banana outmuscled Welfare Ricky at 2:31 (airplane spin) by 60.
EDGE: Apprentice overpowered Randy Mulkey at 1:55 (Q) by 105.
Tony Garea annihilated Jason Adams at 1:57 (shoulder breaker) by 80.
Porky outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja at 27:32 (The Porkchop Powerslam) by 2.
Porky annihilated EDGE: Koganis at 27:37 (The Porkchop Powerslam) by 1.
IMT: It Came from the IIL outmuscled EDGE: Apprentice at 28:29 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
VIRUS: Ebola and VIRUS: Ponderosa drew VIRUS: The Mysterious Beaver and VIRUS: Nama Nama Noomie (no contest).

Card 20 -- Held in Windsor (Attendance: 29,403)

VIRUS: Anna Banana beat Shotgun Shane at 4:53 (airplane spin) by 64.
Snoopy overpowered EDGE: And I Am Him at 29:37 (The Snoopy Snap Mare) by 2.
Tony Garea defeated TTO: Hoss at 4:17 (avalanche) by 112.
VIRUS: Ponderosa beat IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja at 27:36 (big splash) by 1.
VIRUS: Oprah defeated EDGE: Koganis at 28:44 (big splash) by 3 *** won the Mid-West title.
Hired Gun #2 destroyed EDGE: Apprentice at 20:49 (The Gunning Grapevine #2) by 6.
EDGE: Rat Fink* and EDGE: Bush Leaguer pinned VIRUS: Ebola and VIRUS: Ponderosa* at 27:52 (abdominal stretch) by 4 *** won the American Tag-team titles.

Card 21 -- Held in Shanghai (Attendance: 44,087)

VIRUS: Anna Banana defeated Brad Batten at 4:50 (airplane spin) by 90.
Charlie Brown annihilated EDGE: Apprentice at 16:19 (The Charlie Chokeslam) by 7 *** won the Confederate title.
Tony Garea overpowered George South at 6:37 (shoulder breaker) by 78.
IMT/LPPF: Blue Ninja won over EDGE: Simpleton at 27:57 (Tornado DDT) by 3.
EDGE: Bush Leaguer beat EDGE: Koganis at 27:33 (Q) by 3.
IMT: It Came from the IIL overpowered VIRUS: Obama at 28:47 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
VIRUS: Sweden House* and VIRUS: Oprah decked VIRUS: Ebola* and VIRUS: Ponderosa at 28:01 (abdominal stretch) by 4 (Tag-team title) *** won the Texas Tag-team titles.

Card 22 -- Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 23,883)

VIRUS: Anna Banana destroyed Billy the Kid at 3:48 (airplane spin) by 91.
Tony Garea destroyed Black Bart at 5:51 (shoulder breaker) by 96.
Tony Garea annihilated VIRUS: The Murphy at 19:10 (The Garea Grapevine) by 9.
The NY Jobber outmuscled EDGE: Apprentice at 27:17 (The New York Neckbreaker) by 5.
EDGE: Koganis annihilated EDGE: Blockhead at 27:30 (big splash) by 3.
IMT: It Came from the IIL annihilated VIRUS: The Murphy at 29:47 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
VIRUS: Ebola and VIRUS: Ponderosa tied EDGE: And I Am Him and EDGE: He is I (double disqualification).

Battle Royal -- Held in Pisa (Attendance: 49,340)

IMT/LPPF: Green Ninja was awarded $1,000 when IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja catapulted him out.
IMT/LPPF: Gold Ninja won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize.

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